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Fucking wow. That’s all I can say about this. When I saw the headline in my RSS reader, my immediate thought was that the Daily News has to be kidding.

Remy Ma’s jailhouse nuptials were abuptly called off Monday when her rapper groom Papoose showed up with a most curious wedding present: a handcuff key.

"A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband so the wedding was canceled," a corrections official told the Daily News.

"The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use," the official said.

The Brooklyn-born Papoose - real name Shamele Mackie - won’t be able to see his fiance now until November.

Again: wow. You have to admit though, these two are really setting a new bar for hood fuckery.

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Damn, TMZ just released some new pics of Suge taking a concrete nap after his knuckle crowbar whatever sandwich on Saturday night.

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UPDATE: Video added after the jump.
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Longtime Busta Rhymes sidekick and Greatest Weedcarrier Ever candidate Spliff Star was arrested in Sweden yesterday for simply doing his job.

From the IHT:

Police spokeswoman Lotta Larsson says William Lewis was taken into custody early Sunday after a performance with Busta Rhymes in Stockholm.

She says police found an unidentified substance in his hotel room. Concert organizer O&P Worldwide says a police drug squad had also raided Busta Rhymes’ hotel room but found no drugs.

Well of course they didn’t find any drugs in Busta’s room, what do you think Spliff was there for?

Pic courtesy of Wes

 Apparently Marion caught a bad one last night. Accoring to TMZ:

Suge was at Shag nightclub when he began arguing with a man he had been talking with. Our spy overheard Suge say, "I want my money!" Suge and his peeps beat the guy to the ground, but the man landed a right hook on Suge’s face, knocking him out for around three minutes. […]

Suge was taken to the hospital where LAPD officers arrived, but he refused to file a report.

I don’t think it’s actually a matter to joke about or to poke fun of, especially seeing him layed out like that and not putting on a tough guy show with all the cameras flashing, but I guess it’s just amazing to see someone that’s always been so unfuckwitable in the game in that position. Also, imagine the guy who was getting beaten up by the goons being able to tell his friends "you should see the other guy".

Ha ha, Gotty just sent this over.

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After months of relative quiet, DMX has gotten right back into the swing of things with two high profile arrests in less than four days.

From the AP:

DMX was arrested on drug and animal-cruelty charges following an overnight raid on the rapper’s house Friday, authorities said.
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The 37-year-old rapper, whose given name is Earl Simmons, initially tried to barricade himself in his bedroom but emerged when a SWAT team entered his north Phoenix home during the 3 a.m. raid, sheriff’s spokesman Capt. Paul Chagolla said.

The arrest and search warrants stemmed from indictments for felony drug possession and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges. He made an initial court appearance Friday where bail was sent at $7,500, said his local attorney, Cameron Morgan. Morgan said he expected bail to be posted quickly.

X’s attorney, Murray Richman, says he warned the rapper that something like this was likely to happen, and earlier this week Psycho Sheriff Joe Arpaio hinted that animal abuse charges might be imminent. During the raid, deputies found and confiscated 5 more pit bull puppies. They also raided a nearby Mayo clinic in connection with “a potential fraud scheme involving the rapper.”

“A guy like this DMX character with all his money and fame has no excuse for not providing proper care for his animals.” - Sheriff Arpaio

Link: The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office Press Release on the Arrest [PDF]

Previously: DMX Arrested in Arizona for Doing 114 in a Nova

That tiger didn’t go crazy, that tiger went tiger!

Props to Young Sav for sending this over.

Inga plead guilty to a charge of menacing this afternoon for slapping her neighbor around with her Blackberry last year.

From MTV

According to Brown’s lawyer, Laura Dilimetin, the plea deal allows the rapper (born Inga Marchand) to avoid a felony assault charge from an incident in 2007, during which she is alleged to have hit a Brooklyn woman, Arlene Raymond, in the face with a BlackBerry.

“There was no penalty and we consider it a victorious day today, and we’re moving forward so she can focus on her career, family and fans,” Dilimetin said. “She feels great. She’s really happy and excited to move forward. We’re very pleased with this outcome.”

She gets off with time served and adds yet another letter of apology to her to-do list. So no more jail for Inga…for now. She might still get a free trip to the cleaners though, as the victim has filed a civil suit against her.

Here are a couple of trailers for the film The Project, which features Mr. Bandanna Man.

Plot outline after the jump.

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