DMX Will Fight George Zimmerman

It’s happening: DMX is set to fight child-murderer George Zimmerman in a celebrity boxing match, according to TMZ. Just last week Zimmerman announced that he was looking for an opponent to join him in the ring for a 3 round “celebrity” boxing match. He claims that any proceeds he receives from the fight, in the event that he wins, will be donated to charity. I don’t know that the NRA counts as a “charity” Georgie Porgie, but I guess you can sort that out with the IRS.

Yonkers, NY native Earl “DMX” Simmons, never one to back down from a challenge, and like most Black Americans possessed with a seething hatred of George Zimmerman and everything that he represents, promptly tossed his hat into the ring. He says he’s going to “beat the living fuck out him” and has promised to piss on Zimmerman’s face after he pummels him into submission.

Words can not express how happy I am that this is happening.

Is it sad that this is the state of American race relations in the year 2014? Incredibly so. And it’s going to get ugly. The racists are going to be out in full force to support their poster boy. But hey, it’s happening, so we may as well root for the good guy. Or at least the guy representing the side that doesn’t condone racism and child murder. Close enough.

You’re gonna have to go out there and represent for Yonkers Earl. Plus, you’ve got Black America on your back, so failure is not an option.

Godspeed sir.

UPDATE:

The Hot 97 Morning Show hosts don’t think this fight should happen. They are of the opinion that Zimmerman shouldn’t be indulged and treated like a celebrity when he’s nothing more than a cowardly murderer. They make some great points, but I think they’re in denial about one important fact: George Zimmerman is already a celebrity. He’s a celebrity amongst right-wing racist lunatics to whom he represents everything that is white and right in America.

This fight shouldn’t happen, but it’s very likely that it will, because this is how shit gets settled in this country. I’m of the opinion that if it’s going to happen, it might as well be X in that ring with him. I tried to ignore the initial reports about the match because I didn’t want to give that piece of shit any more attention than he was already getting. But now a Rapper is involved, and here we are. So fuck it, I’m gonna root for him rather than call him a “raging crackhead” and assume that he has no chance of winning. Regardless of who Zimmerman fights, there’s the chance he could win and end up being glorified. It’s a sad and fucked up situation all around, but I’d be lying to you if I said I didn’t want to see Zimmerman get his face bashed in.

UPDATE: X says that while he has agreed to fight Zimmerman, he’s still negotiating the purse. I don’t know, maybe we do need to call this whole thing off. It’s not supposed to be about the money X.


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10 Responses to “DMX Will Fight George Zimmerman”

  1. JB Says:

    Dude, youre the one that sounds like the racist. Youre celebrating someone possibly getting pissed on? You call him a child murderer but a 17 year old isn’t a child and it’s not called murder when it happens in self defense. You need to smoke an l and chill the fuck out

  2. RIOTLIFE Says:

    Yo what a shame giving that zimmerman dude any attention. cant imagine the fail if a well trained zimmerman knocks out crackhead X. anybody seen DMX recently? yall know he kinda tiny…

  3. 7v5a7 Says:

    Zimmerman probably knock out X tho. He gonna train hard while X gonna bs & not train at all. SMH

  4. shake Says:

    first off fuck you JB, second fuck this match. since when does killing a teenager make you a ” celebrity”. and if it had to happen, why dmx? who knows how long zimmerman stupid ass was training for. shoulda been somebody like the game. anyway fuck all this shit

  5. Ayo Says:

    Since zimmerman is gonna be out in public for the fight, niggas should be waiting for him outside and kill his ass.

  6. TheCo!!inB Says:

    17 years old and you thinking “it’s all right”….on everything I’d rather be racist than desensitized.

    Just my thoughts.

  7. vcsom Says:

    Dude, youre the one that sounds like the racist. Youre celebrating someone possibly getting pissed on? You call him a child murderer but a 17 year old isn’t a child and it’s not called murder when it happens in self defense. You need to smoke an l and chill the fuck out

    ^
    wat

  8. ERI Says:

    Zimmerman probably knock out X tho. He gonna train hard while X gonna bs & not train at all. SMH

    ^ this

    i got zero confidence in X. they’ll probably be in full headgear as well. should be an mma match, let someone get knocked out.

  9. Liar Cohen Says:

    Yo x, piss in zimmermans mouth after you knock him out

  10. Not Pertinent Says:

    In a street brawl, I’d take X hands down. Only problem is that this is a boxing match & as mentioned earlier in the thread, Zimmerman’s probably been in training & thinks that he has the greatest chance to win against DMX. I think that The Game would’ve swept the concrete w/ Zimmerman, so he didn’t want those problems. The disturbing thing of it all is the calculation on Zimmerman’s part, playing on the emotions of several races & trying to extend his 15 minutes of infamy. It’s not like this clown is J.R. Ewing; you got your fame from killing a 17 year old kid & he was putting that Mop & Glo on you before you pulled a gun out in “self defense”.

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