Video: Calvin Johnson x Diddy – “Calvin & Johnson” Nike Football Ad

I see what you did there Puff, Calvin is gonna do all the work while you have all the fun.

Football starts Thursday in Denver.

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59 Responses to “Video: Calvin Johnson x Diddy – “Calvin & Johnson” Nike Football Ad”

  1. Ashin' Kusher Says:

    Randall Cobb>>>

  2. Ashin' Kusher Says:

    Nike>>>>

    GOAT advertising

  3. Ashin' Kusher Says:

    Thank God Nike has the NFL liscense contract

    I splurged on tons of jerseys and gear

    They need to take over the NBA contract asap cuz Adidas been fucking up for too long

    Nike Dri-Fit>>>>>

  4. Jacques Derrida Says:

    I splurged on tons of jerseys and gear

    They need to take over the NBA contract asap cuz Adidas been fucking up for too long

    ^^^

    Yep

    Did the same and agree with Nike designing

  5. verses Says:

    *comes out of hibernation*

    *decides to comment like its 2005 again*.

  6. verses Says:

    *actually fuck it. Decides to stay back*

  7. ***biggumskiller*** Says:

    Don’t do that
    I know you nigga
    Give blood
    All the vets should return

  8. EnglandRepresent Says:

    You rang?

  9. London Bloke Says:

    Mic testing, 1-2

  10. cOLD Says:

    check 1-2 who got more style than cOLD do?

  11. London Bloke Says:

    GTA V >

  12. London Bloke Says:

    To this day I think “sexual addiction,” supposedly suffered by a few celebs like Eric Benet and others is actually more common that thought. Probably about 60% male population.

    Only difference is, only certain individuals can get the amount of puss to be labelled “addicts” whilst the others are essentially forced into cold turkey

    I mean, why wouldn’t you be addicted? Pussy>>>

  13. London Bloke Says:

    [PAUSE JUST IN CASE]
    Read an article in the telegraph which basically says modern young males are aroused by their laptop as they’ve trained their body to know laptop=internet = porn = orgasm, and that they’ve been desensitised to normal sex by the extreme pornography available.

    This leaves them no longer stimulated by sex and desiring the laptop.

    Absolute fuckboi status

  14. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    I woke up early on my born day, I’m twenty years of blessing
    The essence of adolescent leaves my body now I’m fresh in
    My physical frame is celebrated cause I made it
    One quarter through life some God-ly like thing created

  15. London Bloke Says:

    A man who has been jailed for raping a woman is waiting to find out whether he has contracted HIV from her. Richard Thomas was sentenced to five years and four months after admitting raping the woman at her home in Leigh, Greater Manchester. He knew she was ill but did not know she had HIV and collapsed when police told him, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

    ^peace

  16. cOLD Says:

    A man who has been jailed for raping a woman is waiting to find out whether he has contracted HIV from her. Richard Thomas was sentenced to five years and four months after admitting raping the woman at her home in Leigh, Greater Manchester. He knew she was ill but did not know she had HIV and collapsed when police told him, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

    ^peace

    ^ wow…. reminds me of a movie idea I had.

  17. cOLD Says:

    I wonder if she fought him back, or just let him take the pussy, whilst laughing inside.

  18. S.I.K.H Says:

    “pussy is overrated”some dead nigger

    But on the real,after having a stable of sexual partners for a long period of time can wear on you because although it`s only a fuck to you,you still have to juggle all the different personalities/attitudes associated with said pussy.

    That`s why in Islam for example you can have 4 wives,BUT you are expected to treat them ALL equally fair.So basically you can have a stable sanctioned by “god”,or you can just have one or two horses and live secular.

    I`ve had more than my share,but at this period in my life,I`m seeking quality over quantity.There`s a fine line between being a savage in the endless pursuit of sexual pleasure,or being a civilized man seeking enlightenment.

    A man is more than his dick(II)

  19. cOLD Says:

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/africa/06/20/south.africa.female.condom/index.html

    here’s what would be rapist have to look forward to in South Africa

    South African Dr. Sonnet Ehlers was on call one night four decades ago when a devastated rape victim walked in. Her eyes were lifeless; she was like a breathing corpse.

    “She looked at me and said, ‘If only I had teeth down there,’” recalled Ehlers, who was a 20-year-old medical researcher at the time. “I promised her I’d do something to help people like her one day.”

    Forty years later, Rape-aXe was born.

    Ehlers is distributing the female condoms in the various South African cities where the World Cup soccer games are taking place.

    The woman inserts the latex condom like a tampon. Jagged rows of teeth-like hooks line its inside and attach on a man’s penis during penetration, Ehlers said.

  20. London Bloke Says:

    like hooks line its inside and attach on a man’s penis during penetration

    ^
    Fekkk

    Isn’t that putting her in more danger though? Maybe he woulda just raped (not that its JUST but still) but after nearly ripping his dick off hes gonna attack to kill now

    no?

  21. cOLD Says:

    “There`s a fine line between being a savage in the endless pursuit of sexual pleasure,or being a civilized man seeking enlightenment.

    ^ boldy acclaim!

  22. cOLD Says:

    Isn’t that putting her in more danger though? Maybe he woulda just raped (not that its JUST but still) but after nearly ripping his dick off hes gonna attack to kill now

    no?

    ^ nah man, dude aint think about shit except stopping the rush of blood from his joint.

  23. London Bloke Says:

    No movie can have puss or sex in general as the direct storyline and not be a porno lmao

    LF: I’m surprised they haven’t remade Demolition Man. Good concept easy to remake

  24. London Bloke Says:

    CF: Remakes

    Judge Dredd remake wasn’t awful but a direct copy of The Raid (v good movie, id recommend)

    Total Recall remake was awful, just looked good visually.

  25. cOLD Says:

    I seent this movie one time on netflix. old 70′s flick. Oh maybe it was on HULU… but this woman writer traveled to the country to work on writing her book. Up there she met 4 brothers one of which was a half retard. He was the delivery person who brought the groceries to her cabin. Weird guy but harmless by himself. The other brothers not so much. They raped ole girl and beat her up bad, and forced the half retard to get his jollies too. Which he did.

    They had the gall to act like nothing happened the following days. But ole girl had other plans. She didnt run to the police but instead seduced them fuckbois one by one promising more puss. The main brother got it the worst. She cut his joint off while giving him a bubble bath dangling the puss in front of him, he didnt even see it coming. And aint notice until the tub was filled with blood. Crazy flick man.

  26. cOLD Says:

    No movie can have puss or sex in general as the direct storyline and not be a porno lmao

    ^ basic instinct comes to mind.

  27. London Bloke Says:

    I hope they never remake Back II the Future but I can see it already with Jadan Smith as Marty McFly smfh

    Someone once typed a storyline onto Nah, about technology and Jesus return, think they was high but they was onto something.

    Kev what ever happened with your writing? I remember that from back when people used to talk about stuff on Nah without everything become “ether”

  28. cOLD Says:

    Oh and the movie Jade.

    great flick with David Caruso.

  29. London Bloke Says:

    Touché

  30. cOLD Says:

    Kev what ever happened with your writing? I remember that from back when people used to talk about stuff on Nah without everything become “ether”

    ^ I think he said he was shopping for a deal. Or maybe already had a deal on the table. Who knows maybe Raw Spillage takes up too much of his time.

  31. S.I.K.H Says:

    The movie cOLD is describing is called “I`ll Spit On Your Grave”

    It was so graphic that it was banned in the UK as a “video nasty”

    It has since been remade

  32. the architek Says:

    @ cold

    it’s called I Spit On Your Grave

  33. the architek Says:

    terrible movie, tho

  34. cOLD Says:

    The movie cOLD is describing is called “I`ll Spit On Your Grave”

    It was so graphic that it was banned in the UK as a “video nasty”

    It has since been remade

    ^ ahh yess thats the one. The broad was kinna bad in that Farah Faucett kinda way. She was parading around in cut off shorts and tube top, the way they did back in the 70′s. Still no excuse for a bunch of fuckbois to beat her up and take it.

  35. cOLD Says:

    terrible movie, tho

    ^ chill JDS, shits a cult classic… horrible by today’s standards yes. But you gotta respeck the Architeks. See wha…

  36. London Bloke Says:

    Yo Sick, as a man of age,

    Which would you say puss was easiest to get across the last 4 decades you been operating?

    Try think about the women objectively rather than personal experience cause obviously you been getting older and so that changes them to you noshots

    Imagine you was 25 in every decade…which was the easiest?

  37. cOLD Says:

    when you guys have children.. stay.away.from.charter.schools.

    the amount of homework is crazy… being up until 9 doing homework fam… no time for kid shit. Or kicking at a ball. They are trying to raise a generation of robots. I wont allow it. Getting my junes out that shit. by nxt week.

  38. the architek Says:

    They are trying to raise a generation of robots. I wont allow it.

    ^^

    good for you. seriously.

  39. London Bloke Says:

    CF: Why they waiting to do a Hefner movie? The dude is living legend, his life in a movie must be outrageous. Might as well do it whilst he still alive

  40. cOLD Says:

    rant cont.

    went to help the youngin with his math. I’m like where’s the scrap papper? He like nah pop, this is mental math. They want us to do it in our heads.

    You kidding me oh wha? (c) FYPM

  41. London Bloke Says:

    Quincy Jones and Diddy could also have good biographical films.

  42. cOLD Says:

    so now its 9 pm. and he still got more homework.

    I had to cut it short. told him to pack it up and go watch a lil tv before bed, just to relax the mind a lil. He says, but I wont have recess if I don’t have all my homework.

    So now they are not only stressing the poor pickney dem… they are also removing their physical activities. Running around is an essential part of being a kid for gods sake. Did I mention they cannot talk during lunch?

    My word its a wrap. They are out by next week. I might face some resistance from the wiz, but this is an executive decision.

  43. Dr. $ Says:

    The Raid >>>>

  44. cOLD Says:

    cOLD jr.. Daddy got you.

  45. London Bloke Says:

    Did I mention they cannot talk during lunch?

    ^huh?!

    This a Scientology school?!

  46. cOLD Says:

    The Raid >>>>

    this the movie where there was mad amounts of gun bucking and reloading cartridges ?

    if so then co.

    you have to see the stop motion version on youtube of this with fucking cats b.

  47. Dr. $ Says:

    CF: Why they waiting to do a Hefner movie? The dude is living legend, his life in a movie must be outrageous. Might as well do it whilst he still alive

    __

    They had that playboy bunny show a while ago and it couldn’t even make it past the first season. He might not sign off on a biopic on his life also. There could be all types of things factoring in.

  48. London Bloke Says:

    The Raid >>>>

    ^Indonesian martial arts in movies >>

    No honour or respect like Japanese/Chinese…use whatever method or weapon available to kill the next guy as quick as possible

  49. cOLD Says:

    ^huh?!

    This a Scientology school?!

    ^ my dude, school is on some next shit.

    at first I was sold on the academics and music programs. My youngest plays the violin like nobody’s business and the oldest knows his way around a keyboard.

    sons are both excelling on a 6th grade level, and are in 2nd and 3rd grade. But what the school lacks in the socializing aspect of life… interaction, subtle shit that defines character nah mean?

  50. the architek Says:

    The Raid >>>>

    ^^

    when short dude was whoopin both those brothers asses with the fluorescent light sticking out his neck >>>>

    ahhhh

  51. Dr. $ Says:

    they are also removing their physical activities. Running around is an essential part of being a kid for gods sake. Did I mention they cannot talk during lunch?

    ___

    Wow. Your kid would probably be smart as hell upon leaving that school, but would have 0 socialization skills and possibly out of shape depending on your genes.

    That mind math thing doesn’t really seem that bad. Might actually be good for him.

  52. cOLD Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_z3EBalwI4&feature=player_embedded

    ^ the raid

    roffles.

  53. S.I.K.H Says:

    Imagine you was 25 in every decade…which was the easiest?
    ^^^
    the best era where I was a beast was 1995-2010.The bodies were numerous,many names I don`t remember,alot of alcohol to cover up other shit going on so I took refuge in the puss after my breakup with my BM.

    that changed me…

  54. cOLD Says:

    That mind math thing doesn’t really seem that bad. Might actually be good for him.

    ^ I agree to a certain extent, but when its apart of all the other homework, you become mentally exhausted and can’t focus.

  55. cOLD Says:

    ,alot of alcohol to cover up other shit going on so I took refuge in the puss after my breakup with my BM.

    that changed me…

    ^ Yo!

    chill sick.

  56. London Bloke Says:

    Yeah social skills is key. You could end up extremely talented but socially dysfunctional – Tiger Woods status. But atleast golf brings in the BIG money, top level violin is well paid but nowhere near on par or worth the sacrifice

    Difficult discoing though, I mean you as a parent can;t even provide all the social skills he needs, maybe extra-curricular sports team or something? To make normal friends on a Richie Rich vibe LOL. And allow him to renegade on the work?

  57. b Says:

    No movie can have puss or sex in general as the direct storyline and not be a porno lmao

    > I remember the days when finding any type of porn was like finding gold. Them days a nigga use to beat off to anything no homo, that sex scene from house party, anything related to kelly bundy, lol smh. That scene from krush groove introduced me to sex tho, I was imitating that shit with the neighbors daughters.

  58. London Bloke Says:

    Hmm interesting.

    60-70s are always portrayed as carefree and easy sexually. But that could just be the movies glamourising.

    Can that really compare with the widespread zero morals since 05

  59. cOLD Says:

    maybe extra-curricular sports team or something

    ^ that problem has always been finding the time, what with all the homework they have. And if you pass on the homework then he doesnt get recess.

    I’ve already placed the call to the school I want them in. And when I told the lady on the phone the reason for the change, she wasnt suprised at all and said she’s getting a lot of calls for the same exact reasons. They have 2 openings so I gotta work fast. Prollem is, is that I don’t live in that district and might have to get funny style with some paper work .

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