got a click full of white people so the cops don’t bother mwauh
Khakis on and different color sperry’s, don’t draw attention, keep a facade
Gold fronts and cash that’s Haagen Dazs
Ice, cream and me…minage trois
Yo this chick was really on some white milf porno shit ROFL …I was seriously just trying to be nice. Weather like this makes me generous.
Lady killed the starter on her little luxury vehicle, I’m like “It’s your starter”, I’m like “you’re lucky I’m in these dirty bum clothes, I’ll have to get dirty to fix it”.
Chick like “you don’t look dirty, you look handsome”, I’m thinking whatever lady start this bitch up.
She was all gracious and hittin’ me with love taps, Puerto Rican chick was like “ooooh urmm” giving her funny looks. Lady went in for the kill and just caressed my meats on a busy street but out of public view.
I was just like “you’re welcome ma’am and walked off” …I’m not anyone’s sex object. Not only that, I’m married. She was cute though for a forty something, but I’m good on fuckin’ over wifey for cheap thrills.