It was this chick on the train last night …ultra HOOD, smelled like black women’s beauty products, had on her 4th of July outfit with the coochie cutters on. My joint was ATTEN-HUT instantly when the door opened and that breeze entered my nostrils…
She got into a fight with his Nigerian chick that didn’t spank her son, he fuckin’ up everything on the train, kicking over people’s bags and shit singing African songs taunting them. The kid kicked the chick’s daughter. She was like control your kid or it’s gonna be a problem. The Nigerian chick “He is my baby, move to another car and stop making a scene”… shorty had a magic wand from the Fireworks, light up toy about 4 feet long…she was gon’ smack the African lady with it…all the white people moved, I just gave up my seat like “yo tell the little princess sit here for now” ..she’s like “Nah it’s cool cause if he touch my daughter I’m not hittin’ him I’m fuck up yo, she ain’t gotta say no more”. She moved her daughter and they was still arguing.
Am I wrong because my shit got more brick the more her she got heated and her accent got stronger? Sounded like Taral Hicks in Belly. Looked like Natina Reed…
No homo, caught the softee saturday night wit this bitch that I kinda like smh. Worst part is, she knows this duecey joint I smashed a lil while ago. I must be numero uno on her wack nigga list smh. No more got damn naomi. I think it might be a wrap, Ima regroup and strategize.
^ smh… yo so you mean the lil nigga was legit tryna piss people off, for whatever reason?
Yeah he was taunting my kids calling interracial names and shit, beating on his chest doing that “aluwah aluwan matumbe” shit that be doing…kicked over this hipster’s Trader Joe’s groceries apples rolling to the other end of the car, smacked him moms, the cute little girl was looking like “this nigga is ill b” the moms was standing up by the door. THEN after I tried to calm shit down, the little nigga was taunting homegirl on some “my mom showed you” type shit…not realizing shorty looked ill with hands, old school Brooklyn hand skills.
She was so fine though, I had a dream about last night, she smelled so fuckin’ good!