15 mins ago
Niggas out here taking 2 hr shits?
Y’all need more fiber in your life.
Nah. I’m practically a vegetarian… Again.
It’s just when you get preoccupied on the phone or fucking around on your iPad or having a conference meeting and you just happen to be on the toilet. It’s your turn to speak and you get to talking and you ain’t tryna flush to let everyone know you was shitting the whole time. Or you playing plants Vs. zombies or any other assorted fuckeries that keep you seated in the throne.