Crooked I – Minority Report (Dirty/CDQ)

This appeared on Lowkey and Chris Paul’s The Mission mixtape from last week. Here’s an explicit, untagged copy. Produced by Komplex.
Previously: Chris Paul & LowKey Present The Mission (Mixtape)

This appeared on Lowkey and Chris Paul’s The Mission mixtape from last week. Here’s an explicit, untagged copy. Produced by Komplex.
Previously: Chris Paul & LowKey Present The Mission (Mixtape)
February 21st, 2013 at 3:39 pm
my nigga, dry spell…
you could’ve used that energy to write a post it note to ya wife detailing how you wanna cheat & have asked SN why she don’t bless you after 9 years.
instead you worrying bout what my dick do?
priorities, dude.
go finish that deck so she got something to lay on.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:40 pm
”that first comment is prime ether real estate!”©b-ease
February 21st, 2013 at 3:41 pm
Sydney Leroux>>>>
February 21st, 2013 at 3:42 pm
kev vs anyone uh youse >
for the right fight, i can make yo comments hotter.
holla.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:44 pm
and dip out because the breezoid be extra hidious?
BP adventures>>>>
> Done it. The last time this happened , I ring shorty bell she answers, I look at her and then said “sorry you not my type”. she was like “ok”.
One time I go see a spanish chick,there was a nigga waiting FOR HER ALReady, and they still letting niggas in the crib,Im out.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:45 pm
thats cool and all but you missed the question .
WHAT DO YOU RATE HER.?
WE WAITING
February 21st, 2013 at 3:46 pm
where is starlito?
February 21st, 2013 at 3:47 pm
lol.
well wait then.
*brushes shoulder off*
February 21st, 2013 at 3:48 pm
not worrying about your dick, but how in conscious could you commit such a lopsided ill-concieved vaginal venture to procreate with a gargoyle.
what were the underlying themes that lead up to this is what im trying to understand
February 21st, 2013 at 3:49 pm
“give a fuk about if a nikka hatin
my dolla accumulation my only motivation”
February 21st, 2013 at 3:49 pm
music >>>>>___
February 21st, 2013 at 3:50 pm
and he said he cryed over her when he was locked up.lol
February 21st, 2013 at 3:50 pm
just home from prison… ok, guess I can understand that one
High on meth… hey it happens.
delusional psychotic… you aint ask for it.
… what was it that made you at any of those intervals not back out?
February 21st, 2013 at 3:53 pm
you need to understand that when ya wife tired of fuckin you there’s a problem beyond melting tryna figure out what my dick do.
you can’t live vicariously thru my jawn. it stay wet.
i know why you cOLD tho.
”hey guys…my wife turned me down last night. any suggestions as to why?”
jus re-retire, yo.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:56 pm
i mean…
when ya transparency suggest that you can get marched down a ravine for ya goods how you expect ya wife not to see thru ya jelly fish spine?
it take a strong backbone to beat guts my dude.
9 years ain teach you that?
file.those.papers.
you can still be a good dad. look at rj & blandon.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:57 pm
since you wont rate her I will… just lemme know if you agree or not
lets start her off as a dime, then subtract flaws
-1 pt dirty lintball sweater and greasy du-rag
-1 pt smug smile on a swole face
-2 pt titty’s resting on lap
-2 pt unhealty looking with layers of fat n filth
-2 pt appearance suggest unsanitary puss
^ I give her a 2, and thats just cause her lips look like she can suck a mean one. NO disrespeck.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:57 pm
like the codeine cups track
its euphoria
its utopia
February 21st, 2013 at 3:58 pm
real ether, folks.
not that i need SN marriage counseling shits.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:59 pm
you had her baby, now you a lifer
18 years.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:00 pm
the only real either is that you can not answer the question
WHAT DO YOU RATE HER?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:00 pm
none taken.
my dick is your focus?
do you.
jus stop wondering why you can’t accomplish marital duties in here.
thas so homo.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:01 pm
but how in conscious could you commit such a lopsided ill-concieved vaginal venture to procreate with a gargoyle
———–
Good night everybody!
February 21st, 2013 at 4:02 pm
hood trill
say word your girl is a gargoyle
February 21st, 2013 at 4:02 pm
difference between can’t & won’t, bruh.
ya wife can fuck you, but she won’t.
why you can’t see what i did there unless ya wife show you?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:02 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ENhlfgZYPC0
In case the original Started From the Bottom didnt soundtrack your matrix-entering well enough
February 21st, 2013 at 4:03 pm
seent frankie’s girl, she bad
seent SICKS girl, she bad
Troyvul had a nice lil snow bunny
Danny O, nice lil something
FUPM snow bunny was good money
Kev your baby momma, the woman who had your seeds is horrific.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:04 pm
when ya transparency suggest that you can get marched down a ravine for ya goods
^
YO is this real ?
lmao
February 21st, 2013 at 4:04 pm
Harlem World: My hoe$ they do drug$ Says:
February 21st, 2013 at 3:46 pm
where is starlito?
^
Step Brothers 2 coming Soon.
Funerals and Court Dates a classic
February 21st, 2013 at 4:04 pm
the woman who had ya seeds won’t even let you plant ya root. poz.
lol. da fuck you gon tell me?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:05 pm
difference between can’t & won’t, bruh.
^ K. so which is it for you. won’t?
and why not? you’re so forthcoming with everything else.
are you embarrased?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:06 pm
YO is this real ?
> LOL! answer that, young dry spell.
i already know the answer.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:06 pm
YO is this real ?
lmao
^ lol, outta context… but let kevin tell it.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:06 pm
oh
kev’s BM is a gargoyle
dizzam
February 21st, 2013 at 4:07 pm
kev’s BM is a gargoyle
^ have you seen the picture bruh?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:07 pm
cold
she cant be that bad
where the pic at?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:07 pm
NO disrespeck.
^^
Utter disrespeck.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:08 pm
His baby mamma’s back and ribs is bigger than hiiis
February 21st, 2013 at 4:08 pm
what
do
you
rate
her?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:09 pm
are you embarrased?
> oh, not at all. it’s jus none uh your business.
if you were minding yours niggas wouldn’t have robbed you where the ninjas turtles train at.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:09 pm
cold
she cant be that bad
where the pic at?
^ Dude.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:09 pm
Kev, you was the wingman the night of your daughter’s conception, huh?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:09 pm
what
……do
……..you
…………rate
…………….HER?!?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:10 pm
oh, not at all. it’s jus none uh your business.
^ translation: waaaahhhhh, go cry a river somewhere else. Nigga we ethering.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:11 pm
lol, outta context… but let kevin tell it.
> outta context or jus outta ya mind?
lol.
nigga you got robbed while you was drunk at that.
& you wonder why ya wife think yeen on point for her puss?
file.those.papers
February 21st, 2013 at 4:11 pm
Kev, you was the wingman the night of your daughter’s conception, huh?
^ keep it a buck… shit happens fam.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:12 pm
only explanation…. com’on maaan, we tryna give you the out.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:13 pm
^ lol, outta context… but let kevin tell it.
^
oh word
* tears at the imagery
February 21st, 2013 at 4:14 pm
or she was his pen pal while he was biddin, held him down in the pen. Thats respectable if you upheld and did it outta gratitude.
but don’t leave it open to interpretation fam…. ya credibility is on the line.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:14 pm
Lol
I ain’t never seen Kev’s bm but I’ve seen yer-scare-gross.
She was a strong 3.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:14 pm
oh i’m crying now?
lol.
how many comments you got begging me for an answer with bold script, bullet points & melts?
yet you can’t e’en draw up plans to keep from fighting infidelity.
every day it’s ”puss >” cause you ain getting the one you locked in with. smh
February 21st, 2013 at 4:14 pm
Troyvul Says:
February 21st, 2013 at 4:04 pm
Harlem World: My hoe$ they do drug$ Says:
February 21st, 2013 at 3:46 pm
where is starlito?
^
Step Brothers 2 coming Soon.
Funerals and Court Dates a classic
======================
would like to see him branch out with the features and producers
just to get him more noticed
February 21st, 2013 at 4:14 pm
OK
I need that pic
let me judge
Ill rate her
February 21st, 2013 at 4:14 pm
jackson7 vs Kev>>>>>>
February 21st, 2013 at 4:15 pm
-1 pt smug smile on a swole face
^
LMAO
the gloves is off
February 21st, 2013 at 4:15 pm
at any point during the courtship, you could of back out and declined respectuflly.
what.made.you.seed.that.up
February 21st, 2013 at 4:16 pm
lmao kev leakin(n).bullets woke him up well
February 21st, 2013 at 4:16 pm
@ troyvul
his producer been doin alotta work with a$ap no?
dj burn one?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:16 pm
You did it. The deed is done. The worst part is over already. Just explain why?
We know ya did it, just admit it.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:17 pm
we tryna give you the out.
> see thas the prollem right there.
while ya e-cronies gotta come to ya defense i stand alone burning ya soul & they scared for you.
man, tell these niggas to form a band & sing a love ballad outside ya crib so’s to get in ya wife good graces.
perhaps…
February 21st, 2013 at 4:17 pm
OK
I need that pic
let me judge
Ill rate her
^ that shit is somewhere the archives
just type in google: tinypic terrell suggs kev+ethered
February 21st, 2013 at 4:20 pm
You did it. The deed is done. The worst part is over already. Just explain why?
^ that all…
why (c) jada
February 21st, 2013 at 4:21 pm
i40.tinypic.com/1zfluh0.jpg
February 21st, 2013 at 4:22 pm
i49.tinypic.com/2us8pbs
February 21st, 2013 at 4:22 pm
Woke up that morning and saw her beat up, black, size 13 Asics sitting next to your bed. Heard her snoring right behind you. Grabbed your forehead because you knew what you had done, but you ain’t wanna look. You knew.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:22 pm
yeah direct niggas to the archives is ya best bet like thas worked before.
you BEEN knew the mantra tho.
i ain bodied.
same shit ya wife box be sayin.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:22 pm
i45.tinypic.com/rvhimw.jpg
February 21st, 2013 at 4:23 pm
Woke up that morning and saw her beat up, black, size 13 Asics sitting next to your bed. Heard her snoring right behind you. Grabbed your forehead because you knew what you had done, but you ain’t wanna look. You knew.
^roff the imagery.rip pigpen
February 21st, 2013 at 4:24 pm
Yo, why is kevins chick as hard as it gets
Why seeding up that broad you should be charged with neglect
And why your chick keep sliding down the hall and the steps
And why you never pulled out and now you bodied to death
February 21st, 2013 at 4:24 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/haitis-baby-doc-spurns-court-again-173424289.html
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (AP) — Former Haitian dictator Jean-Claude Duvalier defied a judge’s order Thursday and refused to attend a hearing to determine whether he will again face charges for human rights abuses committed during the nearly 15 years of his brutal regime.
Duvalier defense attorney Reynold Georges showed up 90 minutes after the hearing was scheduled to start and announced that he had filed an appeal of the judge’s order. The session then began in a courtroom crowded with reporters and observers.
Georges, a brash former senator, said he was confident that the Supreme Court would not only overturn the order to compel Duvalier’s presence in court but also block the effort by victims of the Duvalier regime from getting the court to reinstate the charges.
“We’re waiting for the Supreme Court decision and we’re going to win,” Georges said. “I don’t lose. I’m Haiti’s Johnnie Cochran.”
Attorneys for people who filed complaints alleging they were tortured by agents of Duvalier’s regime urged the judge to go forward with the case and to arrest the former leader for not showing up in court.
Judge Jean Joseph Lebrun said Duvalier had no grounds to appeal to the Supreme Court at this stage and he ordered the prosecutor to bring the former leader to court “without delay.” It was not immediately clear whether there would be any penalties for not complying with the order.
Duvalier ruled Haiti from 1971-1986, a time when thousands were imprisoned, tortured and killed for opposing the government. He was ousted in a popular revolt and forced into exile in France.
He made a surprise return to Haiti in January 2011 and was promptly charged with embezzlement and human rights abuses. A court threw out all but the embezzlement charge, which carries a maximum of five years in prison.
Duvalier, who lives in a villa in the hills above the Haitian capital, skipped two previous court hearings without penalty.
^
Be clear: Haiti is un-savable.
Total hell hole.
Someone needs to recolonize it and get their tourism popping again.
Obviously it’s a country full of people who can’t govern themselves.
This nigga Baby Doc walking around with impunity…smfh.
colonialism >>>>>>
February 21st, 2013 at 4:25 pm
Woke up that morning and saw her beat up, black, size 13 Asics sitting next to your bed. Heard her snoring right behind you. Grabbed your forehead because you knew what you had done, but you ain’t wanna look. You knew.
^ GATTT
February 21st, 2013 at 4:27 pm
after the deed I fell ill imediately. What was I thinking. Did I…? Yes I did, it wasnt a dream. FOCK.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:27 pm
lmao!
now it’s keystyles.
melting never looked so weak.
shoulda stayed in retirement, homie.
i guess whomever ya wife giving it to has returned.
:-(
February 21st, 2013 at 4:27 pm
Woke up that morning and saw her beat up, black, size 13 Asics sitting next to your bed
^
I’m out.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:28 pm
@ troyvul
his producer been doin alotta work with a$ap no?
dj burn one?
^
I know him and Burn one did alot of work together on Mental Warfare, but I dont think their exclusive. Burn one did a whole project with SL Jones, and was done work with Yelwolf.
I hope Lito links up and makes it big. His introspective raps are >
Favourite rapper out
February 21st, 2013 at 4:28 pm
http://i40.tinypic.com/1zfluh0.jpg
^ YO… I aint really want it to go here… smh.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:29 pm
Adding single songs to the iPod is tedious. Album artwork etc, I like my shit to be neat.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:30 pm
^ YO… I aint really want it to go here… smh.
> things Mrs. fRIO says for a hunnid, Alex.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:30 pm
Yo, what if Kev’s BM is on a similar message board getting berated & refusing to rate him?
That’s be some shit.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:30 pm
Yo Get ya big ass Avias of my momma glass table b. (c)
February 21st, 2013 at 4:31 pm
Yo, what if Kev’s BM is on a similar message board getting berated & refusing to rate him?
That’s be some shit.
^ LOL…
February 21st, 2013 at 4:31 pm
Niggas is zoo animals tho.
LOL.
It ain een Friday yet.
NIGGAS IS SHOOTIN.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:31 pm
she got that dirty bra strap swag.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:32 pm
If the bitch can’t cook. She getting canceled like Nino. She can take her degree with her.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:33 pm
lol, yo laughing my ass off. Niggas Landlord was a fool for that terrell suggs side by comparison.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:33 pm
lol.
says the nigga who ain seen his wife under linen in years.
why HGTV ain teach you how to take care of her box tho?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:34 pm
The Architek
0 mins ago
Yo, what if Kev’s BM is on a similar message board getting berated & refusing to rate him?
That’s be some shit.
^
*BEEP*
*BEEP*
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*
February 21st, 2013 at 4:34 pm
Ugly wife and baby ether confirmed by photos >>>>>>>>> ________
cBc
February 21st, 2013 at 4:34 pm
Lol
I ain’t never seen Kev’s bm but I’ve seen yer-scare-gross.
She was a strong 3.
> Whats hilarious to me is that, having intercourse with yerdanos was like an accomplishment for kevin. He was bragging on it,hell didnt he up her pic? This is why I respectfully ignore kevin comments when beautiful women are being discussed. keep ya 2 cents to yourself,ya opinion and ya chick bruh.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:35 pm
http://i40.tinypic.com/1zfluh0.jpg
^what.do.you.rate.her?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:36 pm
jokes aside
she aint disgustingly gross.
I just hate that fucking smile of hers.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:36 pm
uh oh. clouds definetly formed…
lmao.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:37 pm
This is why I respectfully ignore kevin comments when beautiful women are being discussed.
> lmaoooooo!
roooiiiight.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:37 pm
I hope Lito links up and makes it big. His introspective raps are >
=============
cosign
thinking about you >>>
February 21st, 2013 at 4:37 pm
Kevin you should up a different pic of ya bm, lets us see her without that thing on her head,no draft night pics?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:38 pm
just say what you rate her… it will all go away like a bad dream.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:38 pm
http://i40.tinypic.com/1zfluh0.jpg
^
Wow this place is outta control
yo kev surely you can up a better pic
you can’t go out like this
your woman’s honour is at stake
February 21st, 2013 at 4:39 pm
seriously kevin, you might want to rethink this ether thing.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:39 pm
troy, is starlito as talented as don trip?
February 21st, 2013 at 4:40 pm
Spanx doo-rag. ‘Bout 20-30 more pounds stuffed in there.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:40 pm
yo kev surely you can up a better pic
^ co.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:56 pm
music >>>>>___
^ word, make everything so much better