Crooked I – Minority Report (Dirty/CDQ)

This appeared on Lowkey and Chris Paul’s The Mission mixtape from last week. Here’s an explicit, untagged copy. Produced by Komplex.

Previously: Chris Paul & LowKey Present The Mission (Mixtape)


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101 Responses to “Crooked I – Minority Report (Dirty/CDQ)”

  1. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    my nigga, dry spell…

    you could’ve used that energy to write a post it note to ya wife detailing how you wanna cheat & have asked SN why she don’t bless you after 9 years.

    instead you worrying bout what my dick do?

    priorities, dude.

    go finish that deck so she got something to lay on.

  2. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    ”that first comment is prime ether real estate!”©b-ease

  3. King James Says:

    Sydney Leroux>>>>

  4. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    kev vs anyone uh youse >

    for the right fight, i can make yo comments hotter.

    holla.

  5. b Says:

    and dip out because the breezoid be extra hidious?

    BP adventures>>>>

    > Done it. The last time this happened , I ring shorty bell she answers, I look at her and then said “sorry you not my type”. she was like “ok”.
    One time I go see a spanish chick,there was a nigga waiting FOR HER ALReady, and they still letting niggas in the crib,Im out.

  6. b Says:

    thats cool and all but you missed the question .

    WHAT DO YOU RATE HER.?

    WE WAITING

  7. Harlem World: My hoe$ they do drug$ Says:

    where is starlito?

  8. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    lol.

    well wait then.

    *brushes shoulder off*

  9. cOLD Says:

    not worrying about your dick, but how in conscious could you commit such a lopsided ill-concieved vaginal venture to procreate with a gargoyle.

    what were the underlying themes that lead up to this is what im trying to understand

  10. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    “give a fuk about if a nikka hatin
    my dolla accumulation my only motivation”

  11. Harlem World: My hoe$ they do drug$ Says:

    music >>>>>___

  12. b Says:

    and he said he cryed over her when he was locked up.lol

  13. cOLD Says:

    just home from prison… ok, guess I can understand that one

    High on meth… hey it happens.

    delusional psychotic… you aint ask for it.

    … what was it that made you at any of those intervals not back out?

  14. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    you need to understand that when ya wife tired of fuckin you there’s a problem beyond melting tryna figure out what my dick do.

    you can’t live vicariously thru my jawn. it stay wet.

    i know why you cOLD tho.

    ”hey guys…my wife turned me down last night. any suggestions as to why?”

    jus re-retire, yo.

  15. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    i mean…

    when ya transparency suggest that you can get marched down a ravine for ya goods how you expect ya wife not to see thru ya jelly fish spine?

    it take a strong backbone to beat guts my dude.

    9 years ain teach you that?

    file.those.papers.

    you can still be a good dad. look at rj & blandon.

  16. cOLD Says:

    since you wont rate her I will… just lemme know if you agree or not

    lets start her off as a dime, then subtract flaws

    -1 pt dirty lintball sweater and greasy du-rag
    -1 pt smug smile on a swole face
    -2 pt titty’s resting on lap
    -2 pt unhealty looking with layers of fat n filth
    -2 pt appearance suggest unsanitary puss

    ^ I give her a 2, and thats just cause her lips look like she can suck a mean one. NO disrespeck.

  17. Harlem World: My hoe$ they do drug$ Says:

    like the codeine cups track

    its euphoria

    its utopia

  18. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    real ether, folks.

    not that i need SN marriage counseling shits.

  19. cOLD Says:

    you had her baby, now you a lifer

    18 years.

  20. cOLD Says:

    the only real either is that you can not answer the question

    WHAT DO YOU RATE HER?

  21. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    none taken.

    my dick is your focus?

    do you.

    jus stop wondering why you can’t accomplish marital duties in here.

    thas so homo.

  22. Plug Says:

    but how in conscious could you commit such a lopsided ill-concieved vaginal venture to procreate with a gargoyle
    ———–
    Good night everybody!

  23. Plug Says:

    hood trill

    say word your girl is a gargoyle

  24. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    difference between can’t & won’t, bruh.

    ya wife can fuck you, but she won’t.

    why you can’t see what i did there unless ya wife show you?

  25. HolidayKirk Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ENhlfgZYPC0

    In case the original Started From the Bottom didnt soundtrack your matrix-entering well enough

  26. cOLD Says:

    seent frankie’s girl, she bad
    seent SICKS girl, she bad
    Troyvul had a nice lil snow bunny
    Danny O, nice lil something
    FUPM snow bunny was good money

    Kev your baby momma, the woman who had your seeds is horrific.

  27. Gob Bluth Says:

    when ya transparency suggest that you can get marched down a ravine for ya goods

    ^

    YO is this real ?

    lmao

  28. Troyvul Says:

    Harlem World: My hoe$ they do drug$ Says:

    February 21st, 2013 at 3:46 pm
    where is starlito?
    ^
    Step Brothers 2 coming Soon.

    Funerals and Court Dates a classic

  29. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    the woman who had ya seeds won’t even let you plant ya root. poz.

    lol. da fuck you gon tell me?

  30. cOLD Says:

    difference between can’t & won’t, bruh.

    ^ K. so which is it for you. won’t?

    and why not? you’re so forthcoming with everything else.

    are you embarrased?

  31. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    YO is this real ?

    > LOL! answer that, young dry spell.

    i already know the answer.

  32. cOLD Says:

    YO is this real ?

    lmao

    ^ lol, outta context… but let kevin tell it.

  33. Plug Says:

    oh

    kev’s BM is a gargoyle

    dizzam

  34. cOLD Says:

    kev’s BM is a gargoyle

    ^ have you seen the picture bruh?

  35. Plug Says:

    cold

    she cant be that bad

    where the pic at?

  36. The Architek Says:

    NO disrespeck.

    ^^

    Utter disrespeck.

  37. cOLD Says:

    His baby mamma’s back and ribs is bigger than hiiis

  38. b Says:

    what
    do
    you
    rate
    her?

  39. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    are you embarrased?

    > oh, not at all. it’s jus none uh your business.

    if you were minding yours niggas wouldn’t have robbed you where the ninjas turtles train at.

  40. cOLD Says:

    cold

    she cant be that bad

    where the pic at?

    ^ Dude.

  41. The Architek Says:

    Kev, you was the wingman the night of your daughter’s conception, huh?

  42. b Says:

    what
    ……do
    ……..you
    …………rate
    …………….HER?!?

  43. cOLD Says:

    oh, not at all. it’s jus none uh your business.

    ^ translation: waaaahhhhh, go cry a river somewhere else. Nigga we ethering.

  44. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    lol, outta context… but let kevin tell it.

    > outta context or jus outta ya mind?

    lol.

    nigga you got robbed while you was drunk at that.

    & you wonder why ya wife think yeen on point for her puss?

    file.those.papers

  45. cOLD Says:

    Kev, you was the wingman the night of your daughter’s conception, huh?

    ^ keep it a buck… shit happens fam.

  46. cOLD Says:

    only explanation…. com’on maaan, we tryna give you the out.

  47. Gob Bluth Says:

    ^ lol, outta context… but let kevin tell it.

    ^

    oh word

    * tears at the imagery

  48. cOLD Says:

    or she was his pen pal while he was biddin, held him down in the pen. Thats respectable if you upheld and did it outta gratitude.

    but don’t leave it open to interpretation fam…. ya credibility is on the line.

  49. Dwayne Gretsky Says:

    Lol
    I ain’t never seen Kev’s bm but I’ve seen yer-scare-gross.
    She was a strong 3.

  50. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    oh i’m crying now?

    lol.

    how many comments you got begging me for an answer with bold script, bullet points & melts?

    yet you can’t e’en draw up plans to keep from fighting infidelity.

    every day it’s ”puss >” cause you ain getting the one you locked in with. smh

  51. Harlem World: My hoe$ they do drug$ Says:

    Troyvul Says:
    February 21st, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    Harlem World: My hoe$ they do drug$ Says:

    February 21st, 2013 at 3:46 pm
    where is starlito?
    ^
    Step Brothers 2 coming Soon.

    Funerals and Court Dates a classic
    ======================

    would like to see him branch out with the features and producers

    just to get him more noticed

  52. Plug Says:

    OK

    I need that pic

    let me judge

    Ill rate her

  53. King James Says:

    jackson7 vs Kev>>>>>>

  54. Danny Ocean Says:

    -1 pt smug smile on a swole face

    ^
    LMAO

    the gloves is off

  55. cOLD Says:

    at any point during the courtship, you could of back out and declined respectuflly.

    what.made.you.seed.that.up

  56. B LMG Says:

    lmao kev leakin(n).bullets woke him up well

  57. Harlem World: My hoe$ they do drug$ Says:

    @ troyvul

    his producer been doin alotta work with a$ap no?

    dj burn one?

  58. The Architek Says:

    You did it. The deed is done. The worst part is over already. Just explain why?

    We know ya did it, just admit it.

  59. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    we tryna give you the out.

    > see thas the prollem right there.

    while ya e-cronies gotta come to ya defense i stand alone burning ya soul & they scared for you.

    man, tell these niggas to form a band & sing a love ballad outside ya crib so’s to get in ya wife good graces.

    perhaps…

  60. cOLD Says:

    OK

    I need that pic

    let me judge

    Ill rate her

    ^ that shit is somewhere the archives

    just type in google: tinypic terrell suggs kev+ethered

  61. cOLD Says:

    You did it. The deed is done. The worst part is over already. Just explain why?

    ^ that all…

    why (c) jada

  62. B LMG Says:

    i40.tinypic.com/1zfluh0.jpg

  63. B LMG Says:

    i49.tinypic.com/2us8pbs

  64. The Architek Says:

    Woke up that morning and saw her beat up, black, size 13 Asics sitting next to your bed. Heard her snoring right behind you. Grabbed your forehead because you knew what you had done, but you ain’t wanna look. You knew.

  65. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    yeah direct niggas to the archives is ya best bet like thas worked before.

    you BEEN knew the mantra tho.

    i ain bodied.

    same shit ya wife box be sayin.

  66. B LMG Says:

    i45.tinypic.com/rvhimw.jpg

  67. B LMG Says:

    Woke up that morning and saw her beat up, black, size 13 Asics sitting next to your bed. Heard her snoring right behind you. Grabbed your forehead because you knew what you had done, but you ain’t wanna look. You knew.
    ^roff the imagery.rip pigpen

  68. cOLD Says:

    Yo, why is kevins chick as hard as it gets
    Why seeding up that broad you should be charged with neglect
    And why your chick keep sliding down the hall and the steps
    And why you never pulled out and now you bodied to death

  69. Slumbilical Says:

    http://news.yahoo.com/haitis-baby-doc-spurns-court-again-173424289.html

    PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (AP) — Former Haitian dictator Jean-Claude Duvalier defied a judge’s order Thursday and refused to attend a hearing to determine whether he will again face charges for human rights abuses committed during the nearly 15 years of his brutal regime.
    Duvalier defense attorney Reynold Georges showed up 90 minutes after the hearing was scheduled to start and announced that he had filed an appeal of the judge’s order. The session then began in a courtroom crowded with reporters and observers.
    Georges, a brash former senator, said he was confident that the Supreme Court would not only overturn the order to compel Duvalier’s presence in court but also block the effort by victims of the Duvalier regime from getting the court to reinstate the charges.
    “We’re waiting for the Supreme Court decision and we’re going to win,” Georges said. “I don’t lose. I’m Haiti’s Johnnie Cochran.”
    Attorneys for people who filed complaints alleging they were tortured by agents of Duvalier’s regime urged the judge to go forward with the case and to arrest the former leader for not showing up in court.
    Judge Jean Joseph Lebrun said Duvalier had no grounds to appeal to the Supreme Court at this stage and he ordered the prosecutor to bring the former leader to court “without delay.” It was not immediately clear whether there would be any penalties for not complying with the order.
    Duvalier ruled Haiti from 1971-1986, a time when thousands were imprisoned, tortured and killed for opposing the government. He was ousted in a popular revolt and forced into exile in France.
    He made a surprise return to Haiti in January 2011 and was promptly charged with embezzlement and human rights abuses. A court threw out all but the embezzlement charge, which carries a maximum of five years in prison.
    Duvalier, who lives in a villa in the hills above the Haitian capital, skipped two previous court hearings without penalty.

    ^

    Be clear: Haiti is un-savable.

    Total hell hole.

    Someone needs to recolonize it and get their tourism popping again.

    Obviously it’s a country full of people who can’t govern themselves.

    This nigga Baby Doc walking around with impunity…smfh.

    colonialism >>>>>>

  70. cOLD Says:

    Woke up that morning and saw her beat up, black, size 13 Asics sitting next to your bed. Heard her snoring right behind you. Grabbed your forehead because you knew what you had done, but you ain’t wanna look. You knew.

    ^ GATTT

  71. cOLD Says:

    after the deed I fell ill imediately. What was I thinking. Did I…? Yes I did, it wasnt a dream. FOCK.

  72. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    lmao!

    now it’s keystyles.

    melting never looked so weak.

    shoulda stayed in retirement, homie.

    i guess whomever ya wife giving it to has returned.

    :-(

  73. Danny Ocean Says:

    Woke up that morning and saw her beat up, black, size 13 Asics sitting next to your bed

    ^
    I’m out.

  74. Troyvul Says:

    @ troyvul

    his producer been doin alotta work with a$ap no?

    dj burn one?
    ^
    I know him and Burn one did alot of work together on Mental Warfare, but I dont think their exclusive. Burn one did a whole project with SL Jones, and was done work with Yelwolf.

    I hope Lito links up and makes it big. His introspective raps are >

    Favourite rapper out

  75. cOLD Says:

    http://i40.tinypic.com/1zfluh0.jpg

    ^ YO… I aint really want it to go here… smh.

  76. &What?! Says:

    Adding single songs to the iPod is tedious. Album artwork etc, I like my shit to be neat.

  77. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    ^ YO… I aint really want it to go here… smh.

    > things Mrs. fRIO says for a hunnid, Alex.

  78. The Architek Says:

    Yo, what if Kev’s BM is on a similar message board getting berated & refusing to rate him?

    That’s be some shit.

  79. cOLD Says:

    Yo Get ya big ass Avias of my momma glass table b. (c)

  80. cOLD Says:

    Yo, what if Kev’s BM is on a similar message board getting berated & refusing to rate him?

    That’s be some shit.

    ^ LOL…

  81. Slumbilical Says:

    Niggas is zoo animals tho.

    LOL.

    It ain een Friday yet.

    NIGGAS IS SHOOTIN.

  82. cOLD Says:

    she got that dirty bra strap swag.

  83. AR-Clip Says:

    If the bitch can’t cook. She getting canceled like Nino. She can take her degree with her.

  84. cOLD Says:

    lol, yo laughing my ass off. Niggas Landlord was a fool for that terrell suggs side by comparison.

  85. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    lol.

    says the nigga who ain seen his wife under linen in years.

    why HGTV ain teach you how to take care of her box tho?

  86. TS-LTE Says:

    The Architek
    0 mins ago
    Yo, what if Kev’s BM is on a similar message board getting berated & refusing to rate him?

    That’s be some shit.

    ^

    *BEEP*

    *BEEP*

    *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*

  87. Jackson7 Says:

    Ugly wife and baby ether confirmed by photos >>>>>>>>> ________

    cBc

  88. b Says:

    Lol
    I ain’t never seen Kev’s bm but I’ve seen yer-scare-gross.
    She was a strong 3.

    > Whats hilarious to me is that, having intercourse with yerdanos was like an accomplishment for kevin. He was bragging on it,hell didnt he up her pic? This is why I respectfully ignore kevin comments when beautiful women are being discussed. keep ya 2 cents to yourself,ya opinion and ya chick bruh.

  89. Charles Lee Ray Says:

    http://i40.tinypic.com/1zfluh0.jpg

    ^what.do.you.rate.her?

  90. cOLD Says:

    jokes aside

    she aint disgustingly gross.

    I just hate that fucking smile of hers.

  91. cOLD Says:

    uh oh. clouds definetly formed…

    lmao.

  92. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    This is why I respectfully ignore kevin comments when beautiful women are being discussed.

    > lmaoooooo!

    roooiiiight.

  93. Harlem World: My hoe$ they do drug$ Says:

    I hope Lito links up and makes it big. His introspective raps are >

    =============
    cosign

    thinking about you >>>

  94. b Says:

    Kevin you should up a different pic of ya bm, lets us see her without that thing on her head,no draft night pics?

  95. cOLD Says:

    just say what you rate her… it will all go away like a bad dream.

  96. Gob Bluth Says:

    http://i40.tinypic.com/1zfluh0.jpg

    ^

    Wow this place is outta control

    yo kev surely you can up a better pic

    you can’t go out like this

    your woman’s honour is at stake

  97. cOLD Says:

    seriously kevin, you might want to rethink this ether thing.

  98. b Says:

    troy, is starlito as talented as don trip?

  99. The Architek Says:

    Spanx doo-rag. ‘Bout 20-30 more pounds stuffed in there.

  100. cOLD Says:

    yo kev surely you can up a better pic

    ^ co.

  101. Tong Po Flo Says:

    music >>>>>___

    ^ word, make everything so much better

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