20 Responses to “Video: Ill Bill – Exploding Octopus”

1. B LMG Says:
   January 31st, 2013 at 1:26 pm

   I will never forget the day I walked. over by the internal sales desk, where a conversation with all whites was taking place.As soon as I walked over one of the kizzetes asks ‘does anyone know how to dougie”?I knew who that question was meant for, and of course all of her colleagues didnt know wtf she was talking about, but I pretended I didnt hear her say it.So after i IGNORE THAT FIRST ONE, SHE REPEATS, SOMEBODY HERE KNOWS HOW TOO.tHIS IS THE SAME BITCH THAT CANT SAY HELLO, BuT NEVER FORGETS TO SAY YO, OR WHADDUP DOGG?THAT WHADDUP DOGG SHIT IS GON GET ONE OF THESE KIZZAS VIOLATED.I’m still thinking of a way to politely ask her so stop niggering me.

2. B LMG Says:
   January 31st, 2013 at 1:28 pm

   Bsinatra145@gmail

3. B LMG Says:
   January 31st, 2013 at 1:29 pm

   Brandon Stevens Bronx Ny

4. B LMG Says:
   January 31st, 2013 at 1:30 pm

   My bad y’all I be tripping.I been single since high school and will be 30nextyear .and sometimes not having that female companionship fucks with me.so much shit I missed out on.and now I be thinking letx say I do get in a relationship and actually really like the girl,I’m not gon know how to act.Nigga self esteem been impacted by this shit.I have no clue what it feels like to be in a relationship cuz I’m so used to being dolo.yo my aunt be asking me if i’m gay cuz she never seen me wit a girl.

5. Cuban b Says:
   January 31st, 2013 at 1:32 pm

   donkey punch?
   once my underling, now I gotta eat this honkeys lunch
   shouldnt u be busy trying to trying to beat up ya aunty guts

6. Shao Khan Says:
   January 31st, 2013 at 1:33 pm

   My bad y’all I be tripping.I been single since high school and will be 30nextyear

   ^😵FINISH HIM!!!!!!!

7. Cuban b Says:
   January 31st, 2013 at 1:33 pm

   Co sign hitting the dougie for white superiors

8. donkey punch Says:
   January 31st, 2013 at 1:34 pm

   Cuban b Says:
   January 31st, 2013 at 1:32 pm

   donkey punch?
   once my underling, now I gotta eat this honkeys lunch
   shouldnt u be busy trying to trying to beat up ya aunty guts

   ^

   Clever

   My aunty knows I’m not gay

9. Cuban b Says:
   January 31st, 2013 at 1:34 pm

   Co sign self loathing on hiphop forums

10. Cuban b Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    Is it this easy ?

11. Cuban b Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    B

    You have to be the dumbest individual ever lol

12. Cuban b Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    My aunty knows I’m not gay

    > even though u indulge in cock play?
    one eyebrow up when men walk by like the rocks face
    u stay on niggas ass like a cop chase

13. TruthSerum Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    Black BoyDreamsOf Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:12 pm
    PeeStained Testes and BoofSeamen…match made in San Francisco.<<<<(Translation:…..FAWK…!!!…These niggaz is ganging up on me….Yikes….Nation, where you at, Big Homie….Plz….Plz…I beg you, Nate….SAVE ME….I'm MMMMmmmmeeeeelllllllltttttttttiiiiiiiinnnn'…)

    Having by themselves meetings, picking daffodil petals and regaling each other with Frank Ocean type stories of love and loss.<<<<<(Translation: You.Hurt.My.Feelings.)

    FOH.<<<<(Translation: I'm MAAAAAADDD….Grrrggghhh!)

    I don’t cavort with fruit roll ups.<<<<(Translation:

    “God ain put me in that Challenger…I put me in that Challenger.” (c) BoofSeamen<<<<(Translation: I KNOW entirely too much about another MAN, I've NEVER met in my life….This man's not an artist who's music is posted on this site…But…I know what he looks like…I know what he drives….I even bookmark the words he types for inspiration…Dag….I should idolize that guy, instead of this false-idol of a God….)

    Always on here writing essays, bragging on his meager assets.<<<<(Translation: I.READ.WHAT.YOU.TYPE…..I've been a loyal subscriber to your wise words n' pearls of wisdom, matter of fact I would like to renew my subscription ASAP….I know you accept Cash/Check/or Debit/Credit card….But…What about W.I.C. or EBT….?….Me: (Blank Stare)……Gimmie yo' money, fool..)

    The only challenge I know about is that he’s heterosexually challenged.<<<<(Translation: I like to project my deep-seeded homosexually charged fantasies upon others out of shear fear that my true secret may be exposed….If I say he's Gay, maybe it'll make these thoughts and urges go away….Why oh why do I dream of sweaty sailors manhandling me….Why, Allah…!?)

    EMAIL NATION, FUCKBOY. EMAIL HIM AND ASK HIM IF ME AND HIM FOLK. EXACTLY, FUCKBOY.<<<<(Translation: CAPS LOCK MELT STATUS…..I'm so fucking MAD, I'm typing w/ my MUTHAFUCKING CAPS LOCK ON…..Grrrgh….I'm angry….Nation…Nate…Buddy….Big Bro….C'mon, man help me out, yo…..PUHLEEZE w/ strawberries and sprinkles on it….PUHLLLLEEEZZZEEEE….Like fo'real, I'm fucking drowning in my own sorrow, man….I need a life line, broham….Man, c'mon…Please acknowledge me…..PUHLEEEZE…I yearn for you Nate….Hol' up I dunno where that came from….These damn urges…)

    Now tell us why you was discharged from the military.<<<<(Translation: I'm intrigued by YOU….Tell.Me.More.Please…..I could come here for the music…But, I'd rather read about YOU…..Nah, right…?)

    EVERYBODY is waiting.<<<<(Translation: It's just ME waiting….But, if I type w/ my caps lock on….it seems like it's alot more ppl….But, Nah….It's just ME….)

    Thanks, homie.<<<<(Translation: Pretty soon I will be deading this s/n in favor of a new one and guess what…..? I'm gonna try and be friends w/ you cuz I damn sho' don't wanna be ya enemy….Let's hug it out, bro…Come here…Where you going….PUHLEEEZE don't leave me….NOOOOOOOO)

    And tell PeeStained Testes he gotta get two mortgages just to talk to me.<<<<(Translation: I'm jealous n' envious of what you have….so I will lie and pretend and exaggerate to make myself seem better….But man…My real life fucking sucks, have you seen my wife…..Allah cursed me w/ 3 bi-curious boys….I mean I had to walk into my sons daycare center just to see him making out w/ another 3yr old boy….They start so young…)

    If it don’t smell like paper I can’t understand.<<<<<(Translation: If it smells like bullshit….I prolly typed it!!!)

    Go ahead and Google translate that, fucktwat.<<<<<(Translation: I don't know how to speak in my own native tongue….But….I KNOW alot about YOU and your Hip Hop culture….Nyah Nyah Nyah….)

    ^^^^^^
    Just a simple dissection of a delusional fuck nigga….Thas' all…

    #TruthHurtsSandCastles!!!!

14. Cuban b Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    Frankie

    I just want to say I’m sorry for all the insults …

    You was always the bigger man no homo

    I was just jealous you can’t to hang out with Jihad and BigSpitGame

    Quality rappers

    I always wanted to be one …

15. TruthSerum Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    Nation.Don’t.KNOW.You.Dawg.

    #TruthHurtsCatFish!!!!

16. Cuban b Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    Chea,

    I apologize for all the Muslim / Arab jokes

    You know I’m from New York

    9/11 fucked me up severely, you hear me ?

    I always let the homey at the local bodega keep the change

    I feel sorry for all I’ve said

17. cuban b Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    i am captain planet aka the liegerian aka general glamour

18. Cuban b Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    Captain Planet

    I know you don’t use that name anymore

    But whatever

    I’m sorry for all those Liegerian jokes

    Truth Serum was my homey from the Bronx so I was riding for him

    I actually prefer African women

    Who knows one day we might be brother-in-laws

19. Cuban b Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    Kev

    I actually find your baby momma quite attractive

20. HolidayKirk Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    Jaguar might shut down American production, they don’t sell well over here. If you ask me it’s cause they never shook that unreliable reputation. Shame too, those cars are stunning.

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