Captain Figment of a White Mans Imagination…. You sorry ass piece of Dwarf Goat shit…. Unless I see a pic of yo fuck ass straddling a Nigerian Dwarf Goat w/ Tribal War Paint scrawled across yo fuck ass FACE while holding up the Nigerian flag proudly….I.DON’T.BELIEVE.YOU.YOU.NEED.MORE.LIEGERIAN.PEOPLE…. fuck ass lil’ Ragamuffin…. 10 fucking DAYS…. not minutes or hours…. Fuck Ass Faggot it took you 10 Days to track down a black man in yo fucking Arayan Nation ass Neighborhood to photograph…. Captain Grand Dragon ass muthafucka…. You dripping Remi from Higher Learning swag down to yo crusty ass Doc Martins, bitchwigga… How.Many.Copies.Of.Mein.Kumph.Do.YOU.Own.Fuck.Wigga……everytime yo fragile ass blue eyes stare at my Facebook profile, you envious….jealous….enraged by a young black man coming up from nothing…. It’s cool you were bore from fuck ass stock…. The fuckboy gene BEEN diagnosed in yo Family Tree… Ya mom works as a part time urinal cake at Chevron Gas Stations…. If there ain’t an empty stall to pee in, dudes just grab ya Mom by the throat n’ piss or shit in her fuck ass mouf, faggot… If she ain’t getting pissed or shat on then she’s working night at ya local sperm donation clinic…. Niggaz use that fertile ass smut for a dirty cum rag…. She feefee bag status…. But it’s for a cause at least…. Unlike yo fuck ass, getting enough coke to fill up the Chargers lockerroom crammed up ya fuck ass for 200 pesos and the enjoyment of having sumthing stuck up ya butt by El Chapo for the Zetas cartel….. They have you running barefooted from TJ to muthafucking Legoland w/ them bricks, drug fool…You’s a Seaworld Killer screaming FREE WILLY when you get splashed w/ water ol’ fuck ass nigga…. Dangling ya bitchass feet from yo baby high chair…. Fuck ass faggot needs a seat belt when he sits down n shit, yo ass whistling Dixie all the way from Daygo to LA… Dirty ass LIEgerian…. I ain’t done w/ you….
It’s not a well-kept secret, either. Just a simple string of characters—maybe six of them if you’re careless, 16 if you’re cautious—that can reveal everything about you.
Your email. Your bank account. Your address and credit card number. Photos of your kids or, worse, of yourself, naked. The precise location where you’re sitting right now as you read these words. Since the dawn of the information age, we’ve bought into the idea that a password, so long as it’s elaborate enough, is an adequate means of protecting all this precious data. But in 2012 that’s a fallacy, a fantasy, an outdated sales pitch. And anyone who still mouths it is a sucker—or someone who takes you for one.
No matter how complex, no matter how unique, your passwords can no longer protect you.
Before you get tucked in ya Captain Planet jammyjams and After yo fuck ass finish suckling on yo fuck whore Mothers rotten ass titties… READ this and remember…. You Dead Mike from CB4, fuckwigga…. Anytime you hit submit you gon hafta explain yaself and defend against all them “Are You Black” accusations… You gon hafta pull out them Afrikkan War Drums and do a bongo version of “I’m Black”…. How you gon pump ya white fist and beat on them drums at the same damn time… I’m BLACK….I’m Bliggity-BLACK ass LIEgerians…. How come LIEgeria NEVER had a black president….How come the leader of ya tribe looks like Action Bronson and is POLISH…. the fuck……You a fucking hand model for PornHub n Baby Oil, fuck ass faggot….bitchasswigga you better be hiding under them Transformers blankets…. Trembling at my every word…. You bed wetting ass faggot, why YOU sleep in ya OWN piss at 23, can’t control his bladder ass fuck nigga…. Niggaz know you in the building by the puddles of piss and baby bottles filled w/ Nigerian Dwarf Goat Milk….Fuck ass nigga was ogling my Fathers featured on his CPU for 8hrs…. Fuck ass nigga can quote my bars n comments verbatim….You mad I won’t let you be the President of my Fan club, fuck nigga….. Nah if it were up to fuck ass faggots like you wouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the vicinity of sum Real Nigga Shit…. I’d be handing out fucknigga restraining orders….50 ft back back, fucknigga gimmie sum space….. Fuckniggaz would only be allowed online from 3am – 4am the fuckboy hour……