“Today, I woke up, went to piss in the bathroom and saw how small my dick still is. Fuck my life dude. I’m gonna try get extra yolked later to take away the pain”
^today I accidentally typed a story on Nah n exposed myself for having a little cock. in fact it’s small as fuck I must say, but the fags online won’t stop making fun of me now. I was just being open and honest. Its ok I’ll just get extra Yolked tonite! Fuck those trolls x masks
> yeah but in this round its acceptable cuz everyone knows kizza number 1 insecurity in a room of niggas…
jus let ya soul cook. it’ll be over soon.
Me and brothers go out to the tavern down the street from house sometimes. And it’s always full of cracker UofC margs. When we walk in and the bishes they talking to looking for a quick one start to eyeball us and our trousers, them kizzas be looking like they wish Lynching was still widely accepted.
And them hoes ALWAYS eyeball you in the FACS first, and then look down at the front of my trousers.