Three Unreleased Prodigy Songs

Here are the three previously unreleased tracks that accompanied the Audiobook version of Prodigy’s autobiography My Infamous Life. I’m not entirely sure when these were recorded, but real nigga tumblr dates them at around the HNIC 2 era, and that sounds about right to me.

Download: Prodigy – 600 Benz (Prod. by Red Spyda)

Download: Prodigy – P Against The World (Prod. by Sid Roams)

Download: Prodigy – Life Is Real Easy

Props: real nigga tumblr

Also, hit the jump for Dallas Penn’s trip to last night’s Mobb Deep show, which includes a brief Combat Jack interview with P and Hav.



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156 Responses to “Three Unreleased Prodigy Songs”

  1. Harlem World Says:

    sid roams = alchemist 2.0

  2. Harlem World Says:

    p against the world is nice though

  3. GMLLZ Says:

    A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden

    ^^^^

    Are you kidding me? All the devout Taliban guys gotta be questionin themselves about right now…

  4. AmpGeez a.k.a. Amphernee Hardaway Says:

    Elmatic >>

  5. NovemberEnd Says:

    What man doesn’t have porn in his house

  6. cOLD Says:

    TSS: Have you heard anything about Nas catching wind of the project or do you think he cares?

    Elzhi: Yeah, we sent him a copy so he knows about it.

    ^ but does he care Elzhi?

  7. AmpGeez a.k.a. Amphernee Hardaway Says:

    Fuck happened to Red Spyda?

    Jada – Kiss Of Death >>>

  8. GMLLZ Says:

    NovemberEnd Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    What man doesn’t have porn in his house

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Damn sure better not be the guy that tells me I should give up my life for religious purposes

  9. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden

    ^^^^

    Are you kidding me? All the devout Taliban guys gotta be questionin themselves about right now…

    ^

    lol they probably are…

    but any objective/rational person shouldn’t be too suprised by that news

  10. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    prostitution is the worlds’ oldest profession

  11. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Need a laugh??? I went to HS wit this chick. See below

    A teacher for the Steel Valley School District is under investigation, according to the Allegheny County District Attorney’s office.

    Sources told Channel 4 Action News reporter Ashlie Hardway the teacher is being investigated for sending nude picture messages to the cellphones of at least three Steel Valley High School students.

    One source told Hardway that some of the students were 18, but at least one was a minor.

    The source also said that all of the students who received the messages on their phones are athletes for the district.

    Marcie Cipriani Reports From Steel Valley

    The teacher has not been charged. A spokesman for the district attorney’s office confirmed investigators executed a search warrant, but that warrant remains sealed, so it was not immediately clear what investigators were searching for.

    A representative for Steel Valley High School confirmed to Channel 4 Action News’ Marcie Cipriani that police were at the high school earlier in the week to inquire about a teacher and the laptop computer she uses.

    The representative said the teacher has not been suspended or disciplined and that the reason she hasn’t been at the school is because she has called off sick all week.

    There is nothing to prevent the teacher from returning to the classroom on Monday, the representative said.

    Cipriani reported that the teacher is Facebook friends with several students.

    One student commented, “I sure can’t wait til I’m 21″ on a picture showing the teacher holding a beer. She commented back, “me either.”

    West Mifflin resident Mary Sabol told Channel 4 Action News that her neighbor is the teacher in questioning.

    Sabol said she’s seen police activity at the teacher’s home recently.

    “There were two police cars. One pulled away real fast, and the other stayed and came to the house and talked to us,” said Sabol.

    Sabol said the teacher and her husband have lived in their current home for three years.

    “I feel bad. I hope they’re wrong,” Sabol said of the investigation into the teacher.

    Steel Valley Superintendent Dr. William Kinavey had no comment on the investigatio

  12. A-LO Says:

    Prodigy talks about the time he recorded with The Alchemist

    Yo this nicca is a straight weirdo son. We just got finished with recording Hell On Earth and Hav claimed he was tired of makin all the beats for the Mobb. This short ass soft ass nicca claimed he pullin all the weight for the crew. I looked at this nicca with a cold face like “what the fu*k you just say nicca?” You know, dunn knew how i got down so son backed up real quick, and acted like he was finna sit down and work some more beats for the God. I said “yeah little nicca that’s what i thought.” Hav stood all shook and sh*t, and the ill sh*t was that we made a song about shook niccas, and this nicca was shook as a muhfu*ka, so I got mad as fck, took this nicca’s Triton right from under his hands, swung and hit that nicca in the dome piece, for real son. This nicca was sittin here bleedin, so i took my .45 out, bucked this nicca in the leg and put the butt of my gun in his wound to stop the bleedin. As soon as a nicca look up, there’s this skinny white dude lookin at me in shock. I was finna beat this cracka’s ass until I saw G Rap behind him. I swear to God this nicca was lucky that day. But see, G Rap left real quick cuz I ordered that nicca to get us some Parfaits from Mickey’s D’s son. So you know i ask this nicca what the bizness is, and he said he wanted to chop it up with a real nicca like P. I said, “no doubt son you recognize the real when you see one.” This cracka came up and acted like he wanted to hug me, and that nicca came way too close. So you know what a real nicca do in this situation. I did a Bruce Lee roundhouse kick to the back of this cracka’s head son, and he sat there cryin and sh*t. You can see the damage a nicca did, I mean look at the nicca’s head today. The top of this nicca’s head looks 20 times bigger than the bottom dunn. Now you know what happened to this nicca. And I musta knocked some sense into him, cuz this nicca started makin fire beats son. Like this nicca hit me with “The Realest” beat right on the spot and G Rap came back in wylin out. I commanded that nicca to jump on that sh*t first. His first two bars was dedicated to that nicca Hav for actin like a bi*chass nicca earlier on that day. You know my verse was the best on the track son, but I let Hav and G Rap get they little shine on too. Anyways, long story short, I get down with the Alchemist for beats from now on, but I’m still the reason this nicca got shine today. Word up.

    LMAO! WTF?!

  13. cOLD Says:

    Damn sure better not be the guy that tells me I should give up my life for religious purposes

    ^ word, maybe now, they’ll see what a crock of shit he is, fucking demagogue, worst kinda human.

  14. Harlem World Says:

    cOLD Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    TSS: Have you heard anything about Nas catching wind of the project or do you think he cares?

    Elzhi: Yeah, we sent him a copy so he knows about it.

    ^ but does he care Elzhi?

    ^^
    probably not

  15. Beezy Says:

    Got the girl of your dreams and I never call.

  16. Harlem World Says:

    alotta students n teachers fuckin each other these days

  17. Harlem World Says:

    One student commented, “I sure can’t wait til I’m 21″ on a picture showing the teacher holding a beer. She commented back, “me either.”

    ^^
    roffschild

  18. cOLD Says:

    Beezy, what time you sliding through?

  19. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    I feel bad for her husband man! Good dude too
    His whole life is scrred now, how can he life that down? His wife was backdoorin him for HS kids…wow

  20. cOLD Says:

    where feces at… I need to joke my way to 5pm

  21. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    Beezy, what time you sliding through?

    ^
    ayo?

  22. Beezy Says:

    like 2:00pm, no homo

  23. Beezy Says:

    cOLD bout to have the cookout to end all cookouts

    his girl potato salad / jaw bone game >>>

  24. cOLD Says:

    I feel bad for her husband man! Good dude too
    His whole life is scrred now, how can he life that down? His wife was backdoorin him for HS kids…wow

    ^ chicks get bored and do dumb shit

    niggas do dumb shit just because. Secret to keeping ya girl. Keep her amused.

  25. cOLD Says:

    Beezy just make sure you bring ya indonesian fiance’.. feel free to drop her off.

  26. cOLD Says:

    the next person who comments, im gonna slap holy hell water outta them

  27. MissInfo.tv » New Music: Prodigy “P Against The World”, “600 Benz”, & “Life Is Real Easy” Says:

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  28. eskay Says:

    fuck real nigga tumblr by the way.

    i propped them for these songs, but niggas is fuck boys otherwise.

    ahaaa!

  29. Troyvul Says:

    Students snitching on female teachers???? This can’t be life

  30. cOLD Says:

    exceptions Chase and E, them cats cool.

  31. S.I.C.K Says:

    chicks get bored and do dumb shit

    niggas do dumb shit just because. Secret to keeping ya girl. Keep her amused.
    ^^
    YUP

    #comedian/pornstar/rapper/beatsmith

  32. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    *Puts on Vest*

    I think P is wack, fuck it

    I was a Mobb fann circa Infamous-Murda Muzik

    Not so much after. His shit don’t rhyme n I don’t care for his cadence..

    *shrugs*

    Cam>>>>Mobb combined

  33. Harlem World Says:

    Mighty Casey – White Girls >>

    rip bet uncut

  34. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    fuck real nigga tumblr by the way.

    i propped them for these songs, but niggas is fuck boys otherwise.

    ahaaa!

    ^
    I was waiting on this….

    suprised to see you posted this since RNT takes shots at you on his tumblr

  35. cOLD Says:

    #gemdropper (whince of most I obtained from nah)/home rehabber/pelvis annihilater/interllectual stimulant

  36. cOLD Says:

    suprised to see you posted this since RNT takes shots at you on his tumblr

    ^ this Blog shit BEEN WWF.

  37. Harlem World Says:

    eskay Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    fuck real nigga tumblr by the way.

    i propped them for these songs, but niggas is fuck boys otherwise.

    ahaaa!

    ^^
    the blog world is ruthless

  38. cOLD Says:

    mad chicks at work bored with their home life. Be wanting a quick thrill anything to pick em up. The right compliment would do wonders for the broad.

  39. Harlem World Says:

    sometimes the blog game remind me of the crack game

  40. stot Says:

    # Zee! Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/gallery/featured/GAL1167744/1/25/index.htm

    ^^

    most of these nba wifeys is butch as hell wtf?? kobe’s winning tho with that fine latina

  41. Harlem World Says:

    no shots

    but what type of “real nigga” listens to audiobooks

  42. stot Says:

    real talk, i enjoy porn as much as the rest of ya’ll (nhjic) but that shit has fucked up today’s society…

  43. cOLD Says:

    if you want to know the direction of the blog world, keep a close eye on the hip hop. Its ten years behind technically speaking. Its in the 2001 era. Its about to get ugly in a few.

  44. GMLLZ Says:

    seriously….fuck kobe’s wife….i would but this:

    cdn.mediatakeout.com/48528/serena_williams_tweets_a_pic_of_herself_in_lingerie____in_her_bedroom_amazing_body.html

    no words

  45. Harlem World Says:

    casket said kobes wife was busted – smh

  46. cOLD Says:

    real talk, i enjoy porn as much as the rest of ya’ll (nhjic) but that shit has fucked up today’s society…

    ^ niggas is 12 b.

  47. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    lf: women are more likely to cheat during menstruation the time when they’re most succeptible to getting pregnant

  48. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    mad chicks at work bored with their home life. Be
    wanting a quick thrill anything to pick em up. The
    right compliment would do wonders for the
    broad.

    ^oh so so tru

  49. GMLLZ Says:

    most of these nba wifeys is butch as hell wtf?? kobe’s winning tho with that fine latina

    ^^^^^^^^^

    stot….that’s melo’s wife b

  50. Harlem World Says:

    cdn.mediatakeout.com/48528/serena_williams_tweets_a_pic_of_herself_in_lingerie____in_her_bedroom_amazing_body.html

    ^^
    smh, this is just a tease

    i was hoping to see more

  51. cOLD Says:

    casket said kobes wife was busted – smh

    same niggas were screaming on Monica Bellucci

    smh.

  52. Harlem World Says:

    stot dont mess with sistas unless they jessica alba black

  53. GMLLZ Says:

    smh, this is just a tease

    ^^^^^

    true…imagination got me distracted a lil bit

  54. Harlem World Says:

    cOLD Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    casket said kobes wife was busted – smh

    same niggas were screaming on Monica Bellucci

    smh.

    ^^
    niggas is gay

    niggas is just gay

  55. cOLD Says:

    lf: women are more likely to cheat during menstruation the time when they’re most succeptible to getting pregnant

    ^ say word?

  56. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    Kobe’s wife is fine as hell

  57. DJ Chase Says:

    One student commented, “I sure can’t wait til I’m 21″ on a picture showing the teacher holding a beer. She commented back, “me either.”

    ^Hahahaha

  58. DJ Chase Says:

    And teachers and students hooking up aint nothing new. Its just we’re more privy to all this information because the world has gotten smaller due to technology.

    Shout out to my economics teacher from HS. We had fun in the back of the school van

  59. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    ^ say word?

    ^

    One study published today by the University of California, Los Angeles Center on Behavior, Culture, and Evolution and the University of New Mexico says women have evolved to cheat on their mates during the most fertile part of their cycle, but only when those mates are less sexually attractive than other men.

    —-

    there’s been more studies since then, and apparently it’s pretty common amongst animals

  60. cOLD Says:

    cosign kobe wife being dimed out

  61. Harlem World Says:

    george bush money >>>>

    *set trips on nahright.com*

  62. DJ Chase Says:

    Ms. Macri… man oh man…

  63. cOLD Says:

    Shout out to my economics teacher from HS. We had fun in the back of the school van

    ^ too easy.

  64. cOLD Says:

    One study published today by the University of California, Los Angeles Center on Behavior, Culture, and Evolution and the University of New Mexico says women have evolved to cheat on their mates during the most fertile part of their cycle, but only when those mates are less sexually attractive than other men.

    ^ women are team deviant too?

  65. Smooth Says:

    AmpGeez A.k.a. Amphernee Hardaway
    34 mins ago
    Fuck happened to Red Spyda?

    Jada – Kiss Of Death >>>

    ^

    This. Kiss of death (album&song) >>>>>>

    Wtf happened to Megahertz…he had so many bangers
    And rockwielder

  66. cOLD Says:

    ha Chase way to clean it up.

  67. DJ Chase Says:

    Shout out to my economics teacher from HS. We had fun in the back of the school van

    ^ too easy.

    ^Ms. Macri… tig ol bitties, married about 2 years at the time, had a huge ass rock on her finger that she gladly took off when she asked me to help her load the van after school one day.

  68. cOLD Says:

    Ms. Macri… tig ol bitties, married about 2 years at the time, had a huge ass rock on her finger that she gladly took off when she asked me to help her load the van after school one day.

    ^ keep going!

  69. DJ Chase Says:

    You gotta double and triple check your comments before you hit submit round these parts

  70. stot Says:

    # Harlem World Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    stot dont mess with sistas unless they jessica alba black

    ^^

    speaking of jessica alba remember that jessica alba lookin chick that i was talkin bout at the gym harlem? i saw her again the other night… i went to get like the dip belt the other day and she saw that my school id was from another school right and she was all like “oooo u go to [school name]????” and i been sensin some vibes but idk should i holler? it’s kinda a weird setting it’s at a gym for one and theres usually another dude or two workin with her at the desk what should i do

  71. cOLD Says:

    Chase I think you just bumped up in rank on the TD roster.

    Smashing a teacher has earned you 1 general star b.

  72. DJ Chase Says:

    Ms. Macri… tig ol bitties, married about 2 years at the time, had a huge ass rock on her finger that she gladly took off when she asked me to help her load the van after school one day.

    ^ keep going!

    ^So i climb in the van to put the bags and shit under the last seat in the van, as I turn to start heading out, she’s coming in. Like every 15 seater van, there’s barely enough space for one person to maneuver, so it was kind of awkward.

    I said, umm, you wanna let me out first, she said no. I was stuck i had a sense of what was about to happen, but didn’t believe it was about to happen. We started kissing, sat down and got it in

  73. cOLD Says:

    i been sensin some vibes but idk should i holler? it’s kinda a weird setting it’s at a gym for one and theres usually another dude or two workin with her at the desk what should i do

    ^ no rush judgments feel it out a lil more.

  74. cOLD Says:

    I said, umm, you wanna let me out first, she said no. I was stuck i had a sense of what was about to happen, but didn’t believe it was about to happen. We started kissing, sat down and got it in

    ^ fucking wow.

  75. DJ Chase Says:

    But my peeps piped other teachers in my high school.

    One teacher was a nun who had just left the convent, and came to teach at our school. I have no idea why they let her get a class of seniors first, but she was uber attracted to one of my boys cuz he was an over-the-top asshole. Son piped her

  76. Smooth Says:

    One teacher in my school had a sex tape on the internet. She was 50 yrs old. Not a good look.

  77. cOLD Says:

    ewww kobe’s wife is a trap.

  78. Harlem World Says:

    cOLD Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    i been sensin some vibes but idk should i holler? it’s kinda a weird setting it’s at a gym for one and theres usually another dude or two workin with her at the desk what should i do

    ^ no rush judgments feel it out a lil more.

    ^
    what he said

  79. Harlem World Says:

    cOLD Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    ewww kobe’s wife is a trap.

    ^^
    lol – this is not a problem

  80. DJ Chase Says:

    One teacher in my school had a sex tape on the internet. She was 50 yrs old. Not a good look.

    ^50 years old when she made the tape, or when yall saw the tape?

  81. Harlem World Says:

    i never had any teachers that looked like prinicpal grier – they were all busted or men

    :(

  82. GMLLZ Says:

    I said, umm, you wanna let me out first, she said no. I was stuck i had a sense of what was about to happen, but didn’t believe it was about to happen. We started kissing, sat down and got it in

    ^^^^^

    damn…..i never knew anyone personally

  83. cOLD Says:

    lol – this is not a problem

    ^ I just peeped the bathin suit pic from the back, not wavy.

  84. stot Says:

    @cold & harlem

    aiite i will, good lookin

  85. cOLD Says:

    damn…..i never knew anyone personally

    ^ word, im almost honored

  86. DJ Chase Says:

    My math and homeroom teacher was hot shit. She stayed flirting with the boys in class. Spunky old italian woman who wore all black everything everyday for 4 years. lolol. I don’t think anyone piped though. But she was the cool teacher, used to be on AIM with us and all that

  87. GMLLZ Says:

    @Chase…I’m fuckin jealous.

    my day is over im out…to the crib then to the gym

    100

  88. GMLLZ Says:

    ^ word, im almost honored

    ^^

    niggaz is funny…lol

  89. stot Says:

    this girl at the gym is just WOW tho hope i get more vibes and shit’ll work out (no pun intended)

  90. Harlem World Says:

    cOLD Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    lol – this is not a problem

    ^ I just peeped the bathin suit pic from the back, not wavy.

    ^
    link or listen to my infamous life on audiobook

  91. DJ Chase Says:

    damn…..i never knew anyone personally

    ^ word, im almost honored

    ^Salute

  92. Smooth Says:

    One teacher in my school had a sex tape on the internet. She was 50 yrs old. Not a good look.

    ^50 years old when she made the tape, or when yall saw the tape?

    ^

    Made it -________-

  93. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    damn ..piping a milf teacher is something I’ve wanted to check off on the team deviant resume for the longest time

  94. DJ Chase Says:

    One teacher in my school had a sex tape on the internet. She was 50 yrs old. Not a good look.

    ^50 years old when she made the tape, or when yall saw the tape?

    ^

    Made it -________-

    ^That’s just gross.

  95. Harlem World Says:

    E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    damn ..piping a milf teacher is something I’ve wanted to check off on the team deviant resume for the longest time

    ^^
    cosign, i feel like i havent earned my td stars & stripes now

    *enrols back in school*
    *smashes teacher*
    *brags to teenage classmates*

  96. Troyvul Says:

    this girl at the gym is just WOW tho hope i get more vibes and shit’ll work out (no pun intended)
    ^
    Ask her to spot you on the Bench

  97. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    One teacher in my school had a sex tape on the internet. She was 50 yrs old. Not a good look.

    ^50 years old when she made the tape, or when yall saw the tape?

    ^

    Made it -________-

    ^
    link please

  98. Harlem World Says:

    nhjic @ previous comment

  99. cOLD Says:

    4.bp.blogspot.com/_-DSk2dwUb04/TCOcQ3iX4jI/AAAAAAAABqQ/sSA3sjihsrs/s1600/vanessa-bryant-bikini.jpg

    ^ ok maybe a exaggerated a lil bit, but shit still a trap tho.

  100. stot Says:

    # E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    damn ..piping a milf teacher is something I’ve wanted to check off on the team deviant resume for the longest time

    ^^

    THIS ive been having milf cravings recently for some reason

  101. Beezy Says:

    shout out to cOLD girl getting bored

  102. Harlem World Says:

    cOLD Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    4.bp.blogspot.com/_-DSk2dwUb04/TCOcQ3iX4jI/AAAAAAAABqQ/sSA3sjihsrs/s1600/vanessa-bryant-bikini.jpg

    ^ ok maybe a exaggerated a lil bit, but shit still a trap tho.

    ^
    the ass needs improvement

    but she’s probably down to do whatever

  103. cOLD Says:

    Made it -________-

    ^
    link please

    ^roffles

  104. Skinny Says:

    DJ Chase Says:

    ^Yo, this nigga gotta be the greatest. Gettin it in wit your teacher? That’s one of every young dudes 1st fantasies right there. Congrats

  105. Smooth Says:

    One teacher in my school had a sex tape on the internet. She was 50 yrs old. Not a good look.

    ^50 years old when she made the tape, or when yall saw the tape?

    ^

    Made it -________-

    ^That’s just gross.

    ^
    It was even her getting piped down by someone else. She was reading some erotic novel whilst fingering herself. Real wierd shit. One of those single 59 yr old lonely english teachers. I dont even know how it got discovered, musta appeared on google. She got “asked” to leave the school immediately, so the school wouldnt recieve media attn.

  106. stot Says:

    # Troyvul Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    this girl at the gym is just WOW tho hope i get more vibes and shit’ll work out (no pun intended)
    ^
    Ask her to spot you on the Bench

    ^^

    yo troy i think im actually gunna do this… even tho she’ll probably drop the bar on my chest and shit lmao

  107. cOLD Says:

    shout out to cOLD girl getting bored

    ^ not ever… you wait though, I’ve passed the 7 year hump, you just getting started. lol

  108. Beezy Says:

    damn that pic of Kobe’s wife is gross

    thickness is almost there .. but she mad box-shaped

  109. Troyvul Says:

    Yo, this nigga gotta be the greatest. Gettin it in wit your teacher? That’s one of every young dudes 1st fantasies right there. Congrats
    ^
    Alot of the young cats are crushing dreams taking it to the news and their parents

  110. Smooth Says:

    *wasnt even getting piped by someone else.
    It was just her

  111. Troyvul Says:

    yo troy i think im actually gunna do this… even tho she’ll probably drop the bar on my chest and shit lmao
    ^
    Thats brazen…you better be feeling fresh that day and bang out those reps

  112. Skinny Says:

    MILFs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  113. Harlem World Says:

    get to talking

    then boom “im throwing a house/pyjama/hottub party tomorrow night” bring some friends…………………………….bitch

  114. stot Says:

    # Troyvul Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    yo troy i think im actually gunna do this… even tho she’ll probably drop the bar on my chest and shit lmao
    ^
    Thats brazen…you better be feeling fresh that day and bang out those reps

    ^^

    lol word.. and i gotta look good doin em too no contortionist look on my face and shit cuz u already kno she gunna be lookin down at me the whole time fuck she care about the bar

  115. Harlem World Says:

    in fact..dont say bitch

  116. why? Says:

    Satan, Satan, Satan…

  117. Harlem World Says:

    lol word.. and i gotta look good doin em too no contortionist look on my face and shit cuz u already kno she gunna be lookin down at me the whole time fuck she care about the bar

    ^^
    damn – this bitch in his head already

  118. DJ Chase Says:

    DJ Chase Says:

    ^Yo, this nigga gotta be the greatest. Gettin it in wit your teacher? That’s one of every young dudes 1st fantasies right there. Congrats

    ^Not even. To this day, i marvel that it went down like that. I aint run no game or nothing, she wanted that and she made that happen, i just happened to be the lucky guy

  119. DJ Chase Says:

    It was even her getting piped down by someone else. She was reading some erotic novel whilst fingering herself. Real wierd shit. One of those single 59 yr old lonely english teachers.

    ^This is even more gross

  120. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    Killer Mike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  121. cOLD Says:

    It was even her getting piped down by someone else. She was reading some erotic novel whilst fingering herself. Real wierd shit. One of those single 59 yr old lonely english teachers.

    ^This is even more gross

    ^ she was fifty and popping herself, nothing gross about that

    *removes Chase TD general star*

  122. DJ Chase Says:

    lol word.. and i gotta look good doin em too no contortionist look on my face and shit cuz u already kno she gunna be lookin down at me the whole time fuck she care about the bar

    ^^
    damn – this bitch in his head already

    ^What if she spot him tho, and he tries to bang out one last rep to impress her, but cant get the bar back up and she can’t lift it and he ends up like dude from USC… its not funny, but its funny

  123. DJ Chase Says:

    ^ she was fifty and popping herself, nothing gross about that

    *removes Chase TD general star*

    ^The cOLD giveth, and the cOLD taketh away

  124. cOLD Says:

    if a a chick spot you on the bench that puss gone be inches away. You might lose focus.

  125. cOLD Says:

    Im sayin chase, in about 20 something years wifey gonna be 50. What you aint gonna smash anymore?

  126. cOLD Says:

    I’ll prolly stop fucking my wife around 57. And opt to trick on a younger broad. Because face it, at that age aint no young broad gonna want a nigga unless he caked up.

  127. Harlem World Says:

    stotalopodous

  128. cOLD Says:

    if my wife ass still phat in her 50′s early 60′s im still going HAM…. i can’t imagine this being the case. You know gravity and all that.

  129. DJ Chase Says:

    Im sayin chase, in about 20 something years wifey gonna be 50. What you aint gonna smash anymore?

    ^Oh mos def. But think back to high school, your english teacher… I picture my old ass english teacher, who 15 years ago, looked like she taught Jesus hebrew. I just couldn’t picture her double clicking her own mouse, much less on video

  130. stot Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    if a a chick spot you on the bench that puss gone be inches away. You might lose focus.

    ^^

    im saying.. the bitch isnt in my head its just that a girl spottin u is gunna be a whole diff thing i dont think ive ever actually asked a girl for a spot have ya’ll? lemme find out u guys do 3 sets of 20 reps of 115 on some kevin durant shit

  131. cOLD Says:

    I wonder what cherokee D’ ass gonna look like in her 60′s

  132. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    I’ll prolly stop fucking my wife around 57. And opt to trick on a younger broad. Because face it, at that age aint no young broad gonna want a nigga unless he caked up.

    ^
    that’s a common occurence

    men benefit that they’re judged more by what they do/earn then how they look whereas it’s the opposite for women…that’s why you’ll see these rich old senior citizen type dudes with young girls around their arms sometimes

  133. Harlem World Says:

    ^What if she spot him tho, and he tries to bang out one last rep to impress her, but cant get the bar back up and she can’t lift it and he ends up like dude from USC… its not funny, but its funny

    ^^
    i would never let a chick help me lift weights – what part of the game is that

    listen to troy if you want to

  134. stot Says:

    # Harlem World Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    ^What if she spot him tho, and he tries to bang out one last rep to impress her, but cant get the bar back up and she can’t lift it and he ends up like dude from USC… its not funny, but its funny

    ^^
    i would never let a chick help me lift weights – what part of the game is that

    listen to troy if you want to

    ^^

    lol ya i never have and never thought of it but its funny to think about

  135. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    stot: can you spot me?
    girl: sure…oh wait those weights are too heavy,
    *random bodybuilder dude offers to spot stot*
    *stot has to lift weights while some dude in man panties’ crotch is inches away from his face*

    ^
    that’s a real scenario man, be careful

  136. DJ Chase Says:

    im saying.. the bitch isnt in my head its just that a girl spottin u is gunna be a whole diff thing i dont think ive ever actually asked a girl for a spot have ya’ll? lemme find out u guys do 3 sets of 20 reps of 115 on some kevin durant shit

    ^I’ve had a chick spot me in the gym before, but trust, I was not pushing anything i couldn’t handle. it was all just to get her to put that sweet cinnamon muffin over my face.

  137. cOLD Says:

    LF: I can see the NYC skyline from my office.

  138. cOLD Says:

    this weekend to do list

    watch a dope movie
    review financial plan
    get some pussy

  139. Harlem World Says:

    do you – imo it would be best to just smile/start a convo from there

    im just saying – if i see a woman helping a man lift weights, i quietly pray for humanity

  140. Skinny Says:

    Not even. To this day, i marvel that it went down like that. I aint run no game or nothing, she wanted that and she made that happen, i just happened to be the lucky guy

    ^Nah, that’s still quite an achievement tho. I fucked a Staff sergeant while I was still an army private but that’s just not on the same level. You won

  141. Beezy Says:

    The cOLD giveth

    ^ayooo

  142. cOLD Says:

    aight one ya selves

    yo if Remix logs on later, tell him I said fuck him and his life and the broad he with.

  143. mcb Says:

    man my car be STINKING when i pick up….

  144. stot Says:

    Harlem World Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    do you – imo it would be best to just smile/start a convo from there

    ^^

    yup… well thats basically how it started i went up and asked for a dip belt and she smiled and made a comment about the school i went to and shit and when i went to return the dip belt she was eyeing me.. and i always catch her eyeing me when im doin my sets around the weight room and stuff.. dont wanna jump to conclusions tho obviously so ill feel it out and see wassup

  145. mcb Says:

    cOLD Says:

    May 13th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    this weekend to do list

    watch a dope movie
    review financial plan
    get some pussy

    ^^^
    this is not terrible for basics

    a dope meal should be included, whether out or made on your own.

  146. Harlem World Says:

    wow – underwater guns exist

    lifes ill

  147. Harlem World Says:

    yup… well thats basically how it started i went up and asked for a dip belt and she smiled and made a comment about the school i went to and shit and when i went to return the dip belt she was eyeing me.. and i always catch her eyeing me when im doin my sets around the weight room and stuff..

    ^^
    sounds like good money so far

    be clear about your objective tho- you dont want that friend zone right?

  148. Harlem World Says:

    a dope meal should be included, whether out or made on your own

    ^
    ive said this numerous times before

    mcb for president

  149. mcb Says:

    IT IS SO FUCKING NICE OUTSIDE

  150. mcb Says:

    Harlem World Says:

    May 13th, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    a dope meal should be included, whether out or made on your own

    ^
    ive said this numerous times before

    mcb for president

    ^^^
    *does the parade by the grass knoll with the top back*

  151. stot Says:

    # Harlem World Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    yup… well thats basically how it started i went up and asked for a dip belt and she smiled and made a comment about the school i went to and shit and when i went to return the dip belt she was eyeing me.. and i always catch her eyeing me when im doin my sets around the weight room and stuff..

    ^^
    sounds like good money so far

    be clear about your objective tho- you dont want that friend zone right?

    ^^

    no of course not

  152. Zee! Says:

    @ Stot, you in the bay? What gym is this?

  153. stot Says:

    # Zee! Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    @ Stot, you in the bay? What gym is this?

    ^^

    ya homie its the uc berkeley gym… i live rly close to it and go there like 5-6 times a week

  154. mcb Says:

    i wish i could bring this computer/office outside

    its the nicest day ever….

    EVER

    dont question my opinion/judgement

  155. REALNIGGATUMBLR Says:

    YO MY NIGGA ESKAY JUST CHILL AND UNBALL THEM FIST REAL QUICK YA HEARD

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