Wifey cut me up like 4 mangoes yesterday, ate them shits before I slept, woke up and took the most collosal dump in the history of mankind.
Mountainous, really. A nicca feels 10 pounds lighter. I hopped, skipped and jumped to work like I could fly or some shit.
No wonder Carribean girls be looking so slim in the waist with such huge donks. Thsoe mangoes be keeping them nice and cleaned-up and regular and tidy and healthy.
Lots of broads in America need a good colon cleanse. They be enormous in the waist. You know they got a nice donk but the waist be muffin-topping over the jeans because these broads got wings and ranch dressing clogging up their intestines for years with no regards.
American broads need fruit and ruffage and spinach and shit.
Scherzinger could get plowed in a moments notice. I wouldn’t take it to that lovey-dovey disgusting NR level of saying I’d marry her, hit without a rubber, or lick her butthole (really, you niccas is mad thirsty), but I’d smash hard and break her spinal. That’s for certain.
I wouldn’t take it to that lovey-dovey disgusting NR level of saying I’d marry her, hit without a rubber, or lick her butthole (really, you niccas is mad thirsty),
^^^
HAAAAA!!!!
these broads got wings and ranch dressing clogging up their intestines for years with no regards.
^^^
HAAAA!!!
Scherzinger could get plowed in a moments notice. I wouldn’t take it to that lovey-dovey disgusting NR level of saying I’d marry her, hit without a rubber, or lick her butthole (really, you niccas is mad thirsty), but I’d smash hard and break her spinal. That’s for certain.
Yasser wants us to believe his wife look better than Nicole since thats the only woman he married, fucked raw and ate her ass and gave spinal fibriosis too.
I can’t wait to see the pic of Osama’s face shot out
only a matter of time until that leaks
^
still you can’t know for sure. isn’t that crazy? you will never ever know whether or not this is bullshit.
it happened in another country in the dead of night at some enclosed compound and the body is now at sea. i mean it would take a leap of faith to actually believe it.
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:09 pm
I can’t wait to see the pic of Osama’s face shot out
only a matter of time until that leaks
^
still you can’t know for sure. isn’t that crazy? you will never ever know whether or not this is bullshit.
it happened in another country in the dead of night at some enclosed compound and the body is now at sea. i mean it would take a leap of faith to actually believe it.
^^^
yeah i thought it would def happen in times square at like 10 am outside the morning news show window
it happened in another country in the dead of night at some enclosed compound and the body is now at sea. i mean it would take a leap of faith to actually believe it.
^^
we never found hitlers body either
there was much more chance of hitler living then osama
but you dont send in black ops just to kill a couple pakistanis – diplomatic nightmare if they get caught or kill civilians as you saw with ray davis
LF Observations: You niggas ever pick your nose, trying to snacth out some serious crusty nugget in there, and then you check your kill and the shit looks almost black with dried blood all round the shit
there was much more chance of hitler living then osama
but you dont send in black ops just to kill a couple pakistanis – diplomatic nightmare if they get caught or kill civilians as you saw with ray davis
i think he got bodied
^
true but hitler was leading a nation and a mlitary that was defeated. supposedly al quada is everywhere and nowhere and will live on after this nigga’s supposed assassination.
my point is, the administration could be pulling this shit out of thin air and we wouldn’t know the difference. dont nobody nowhere he is and then we just pop up and say he’s dead, we dumped him? how do you prove you killed a phantom? answer: if you’re the POTUS you just say you did and then never talk about him again and i guess thats good enough.
i aint sayin this didn’t happen. i’m just saying the story is swiss cheese. and it always will be. meanwhile we still fightin wars, al quada still exists supposedly, war on terror is on and poppin….
it’s a magic trick and everybody oohin and ahhin right now
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Wifey cut me up like 4 mangoes yesterday, ate them shits before I slept, woke up and took the most collosal dump in the history of mankind.
Mountainous, really. A nicca feels 10 pounds lighter. I hopped, skipped and jumped to work like I could fly or some shit.
No wonder Carribean girls be looking so slim in the waist with such huge donks. Thsoe mangoes be keeping them nice and cleaned-up and regular and tidy and healthy.
Lots of broads in America need a good colon cleanse. They be enormous in the waist. You know they got a nice donk but the waist be muffin-topping over the jeans because these broads got wings and ranch dressing clogging up their intestines for years with no regards.
American broads need fruit and ruffage and spinach and shit.
Bitches need fiber, is all I’m saying.
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Scherzinger could get plowed in a moments notice. I wouldn’t take it to that lovey-dovey disgusting NR level of saying I’d marry her, hit without a rubber, or lick her butthole (really, you niccas is mad thirsty), but I’d smash hard and break her spinal. That’s for certain.
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:03 pm
will i be able to open my word docu in open office and continue on from there?
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Wifey cut me up like 4 mangoes yesterday, ate them shits before I slept, woke up and took the most collosal dump in the history of mankind.
Mountainous, really.
^Word up. Wifey cut up some watermelon and pineapples yesterday. I took the meanest shit this morning cuz of it
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:04 pm
but if there’s no body, there was no murder.
OBL been dead for years.
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:04 pm
or lick her butthole (really, you niccas is mad thirsty)
^
I’m eating her ass before the the pussy..get that appetizer out the way.
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:04 pm
shes so sexy, smfh
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:04 pm
I can’t wait to see the pic of Osama’s face shot out
only a matter of time until that leaks
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:05 pm
I wouldn’t take it to that lovey-dovey disgusting NR level of saying I’d marry her, hit without a rubber, or lick her butthole (really, you niccas is mad thirsty),
^^^
HAAAAA!!!!
these broads got wings and ranch dressing clogging up their intestines for years with no regards.
^^^
HAAAA!!!
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:05 pm
# Danny Ocean Says:
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:04 pm
but if there’s no body, there was no murder.
OBL been dead for years.
^
Tell em what he’s won Bob
A newwwwwwwwwwwww carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:05 pm
fif is back in the mainstream
never really left – but the hits are gonna start racking up now
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Scherzinger could get plowed in a moments notice. I wouldn’t take it to that lovey-dovey disgusting NR level of saying I’d marry her, hit without a rubber, or lick her butthole (really, you niccas is mad thirsty), but I’d smash hard and break her spinal. That’s for certain.
*acknowledges Yasser is a part of #TeamDeviant*
*Throws Up Deviant Sign*
*Tells Nicole to go take a shit and a shower*
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Bitches need fiber, is all I’m saying.
^^^
Gem.
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:06 pm
“Know ya enemy know yaself, thats the politic
George Bush is way worse than Bin Laden is
Know ya enemy know yaself, thats the politic
FBI, CIA, the REAL terrorists”
#sticmanGEMS
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Edite:
Yasser is NOT a part of #TeamDeviant
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:06 pm
757 NavySEALS >>>
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:06 pm
seeing roc marci vereses, a REKS video and other good shit to play when first loggin onto NR>>>>
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:07 pm
i hate mondays…. my typing be all sorts of fucked up
Edit > edite
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:07 pm
Yasser wants us to believe his wife look better than Nicole since thats the only woman he married, fucked raw and ate her ass and gave spinal fibriosis too.
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:08 pm
el feces loco Says:
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:05 pm
# Danny Ocean Says:
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:04 pm
but if there’s no body, there was no murder.
OBL been dead for years.
^
Tell em what he’s won Bob
A newwwwwwwwwwwww carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
^^^
and a vacation the newly vacant all inclusive private resort in Pakistan
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Edite:
Yasser is NOT a part of #TeamDeviant
^
clearly
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:09 pm
SEAL Team Six > TeamDeviant
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:09 pm
I can’t wait to see the pic of Osama’s face shot out
only a matter of time until that leaks
^
still you can’t know for sure. isn’t that crazy? you will never ever know whether or not this is bullshit.
it happened in another country in the dead of night at some enclosed compound and the body is now at sea. i mean it would take a leap of faith to actually believe it.
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:10 pm
*eats Nicole’s ass*
*gives nary a fuck*
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:10 pm
“buried at sea” less than 24 hours after his death?
k.
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Yasser = #Teambythebook #Teammissionary
Yasser lays out his clothes alphabetically before he gets dressed
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:12 pm
*wonders what a good #teamdeviant hand signal/shake should depict*
*makes hole with forefinger and thumb of right hand*
*uses left index finger to simulate penetration*
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Bitches need fiber, is all I’m saying.
^^
DEAD
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Yasser = #Teamdentaldam
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:12 pm
The Shot Clock Says:
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:09 pm
I can’t wait to see the pic of Osama’s face shot out
only a matter of time until that leaks
^
still you can’t know for sure. isn’t that crazy? you will never ever know whether or not this is bullshit.
it happened in another country in the dead of night at some enclosed compound and the body is now at sea. i mean it would take a leap of faith to actually believe it.
^^^
yeah i thought it would def happen in times square at like 10 am outside the morning news show window
or maybe new years at midnight
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:13 pm
it happened in another country in the dead of night at some enclosed compound and the body is now at sea. i mean it would take a leap of faith to actually believe it.
^^
we never found hitlers body either
there was much more chance of hitler living then osama
but you dont send in black ops just to kill a couple pakistanis – diplomatic nightmare if they get caught or kill civilians as you saw with ray davis
i think he got bodied
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:14 pm
#Teambythebook #Teammissionary
^
lmao
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:14 pm
*makes hole with forefinger and thumb of right hand*
*uses left index finger AND MIDDLE FINGER to simulate penetration*
*EDIT
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:15 pm
fif got his hand on her hip like, “hamilton, you know im tryna fuck yo girl right..right?”
*50 cent laugh*
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:15 pm
*pauses 757 stanning*
LF Observations: You niggas ever pick your nose, trying to snacth out some serious crusty nugget in there, and then you check your kill and the shit looks almost black with dried blood all round the shit
I’m decaying my niggas. Gotta buy some fruits.
*continues 757 stanning*
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:24 pm
we never found hitlers body either
there was much more chance of hitler living then osama
but you dont send in black ops just to kill a couple pakistanis – diplomatic nightmare if they get caught or kill civilians as you saw with ray davis
i think he got bodied
^
true but hitler was leading a nation and a mlitary that was defeated. supposedly al quada is everywhere and nowhere and will live on after this nigga’s supposed assassination.
my point is, the administration could be pulling this shit out of thin air and we wouldn’t know the difference. dont nobody nowhere he is and then we just pop up and say he’s dead, we dumped him? how do you prove you killed a phantom? answer: if you’re the POTUS you just say you did and then never talk about him again and i guess thats good enough.
i aint sayin this didn’t happen. i’m just saying the story is swiss cheese. and it always will be. meanwhile we still fightin wars, al quada still exists supposedly, war on terror is on and poppin….
it’s a magic trick and everybody oohin and ahhin right now