Kanye West – My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (Alternate Album Covers)

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During the conference call earlier, Kanye gave Ustream viewers a peek at the album packaging and the included inserts of the 4 other covers by George Condo.

The last cover is supposedly not being shown online (before the street date anyway,) so only a Ustream screengrab for now.

Props: HHNM

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458 Responses to “Kanye West – My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (Alternate Album Covers)”

  1. hejsa Says:

    Who cares? Give us the music.

  2. NOLAIS504(UPTOWN) Says:

    yup.

  3. SDP Says:

    you know you want all dem young kids beggin their mom to buy ur shit Yeezy. dont be a dumass and put the one with the cartoon titties

    im tellin u now..

    unless u dont care about sales …which i doubt…
    ]

  4. SDP Says:

    when you’re a black man workin at an apple store late night in Palo Alto

    hella cops drive by REAL slow just to make sure it’s a nigger with a uniform inside that bright bitch

  5. SDP Says:

    black man named MOHAMMED lets not forget

  6. London Bloke Says:

    Hii

  7. cASHMERE cAVALLI aka sNOWbUNNY sAMPSON Says:

    i would like a physical copy of the album bur kanye keeps using these wack fold out cases instead of the standard jewel casing

    im CD OCD…dont judge me

    but itunes has all the extra song

  8. London Bloke Says:

    A Canadian couple who won $10.9m (£6.7m) in lottery winnings in July say they have given away $10.2m of the prize to groups in their community.

    ^

    Nice act and all, but why do the lottery if you dont want the money?

    Still a nice act. I’m proud of ya gramma nate.

  9. Beezy Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 7:41 am

    Hii

    ^cut … print … ghey

  10. Travelin' Man Says:

    *Can’t see alt. covers on work computer*

    *almost positive that they’re all wackjuice*

    *continues paperwork*

  11. Danbury Says:

    LR > MBDTF > CDO > Graduation

  12. Devante Says:

    I am a huge Kanye West fan and I love all of his rap music and Kanye West`s music videos which are some of the hottest rap & hip hop music videos out there but I have to confess that I am not a fan of these CD covers. I am sure the album itself My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy will be incredible though with more amazing Kanye West rap songs and more incredible Kanye West music videos.

  13. Heroine Headliner Says:

    Sorry for the night…..

    Demons still visit me…..

    We all about those grams…..

    PENTA

  14. Beezy Says:

    Happy Diwali niggas

  15. Troyvul Says:

    Yo that Rick Ross Interview Hoskins dropped yesterday had me in tears.

    MAYBACH

  16. cOLD Says:

    * His First Arrest
    Jay-Z’s first arrest came at age 16. He was dealing in Trenton, because his friend “Hill” had a supplier there. Hill had enrolled in the local high school, and one day when Jay-Z went to meet him, he got caught with crack in his pockets on the campus. Since he had no prior arrests, the police let him go, but they confiscated his supply. In order to make up the cash to the supplier, Jay-Z had to go back to Marcy and deal crack 60 hours straight — three days in a row, he writes. He kept awake by “eating cookies and writing rhymes on the back of brown paper bags.”

    had A1 credit, got more crack
    from the first to the fifth, gave it all back
    if, I’m not a hustler what you call that?
    This is before rap, this is all fact

    ^…Ok not sure if it was mentioned in the earlier post, but no cop is gonna let any kid go with that much crack. Now you have to consider it was a lot of crack because Jay himself says he delt 60hrs straight to get it back. This mind you is in the 80′s, the height of the crack epidemic; where 3 days of non stop grinding should’ve earned you 3 g’s or more. So now you tell me, a cop in racist ass Trenton, is really gonna let a 16 yr go with that much yay, and not even as much as question him as to who his supplier is? C’mon son.

  17. Troyvul Says:

    Festival of Lights we outchea

  18. Heroine Headliner Says:

    We Masters…..

    Period

  19. London Bloke Says:

    *lights candle*

  20. Troyvul Says:

    whats Boss Don Beezavelli, just downloaded that pd3, I’m tryna see what the wave is about today.

    -Morning cOLD, hope all is well, HH, TPF, LB, Cashmere whatup and everybody else

    tgif

  21. cOLD Says:

    Hi Troy. All is wonderful on this gloomy friday.

  22. Heroine Headliner Says:

    Turn on the LIGHTS niccas…..

    Triple entendre…..don’t even as me how…..

    LUZ

  23. Heroine Headliner Says:

    Rise and shine mah G’s…..

  24. cOLD Says:

    These artist think the average consumer is an idiot, and part of me can’t blame em… I mean who purchases music that is demeaning toward them… but an idiot. Niggas subscibe to negativity and bullshit smh.

  25. cOLD Says:

    … Also I hate when I’m reading or doing something constructive, and i’m interrupted by visuals of whores doing dirty stuff. Porn should not be made so accessible.

  26. Heroine Headliner Says:

    cOLD…..

    You 100 hunnid percent accurate factually, actually…..

    BAWSE be tryna balance swag talk/BAWSE juice rhetoric wit bars that enLIGHTen da massees…..

    Only thru LIGHT can ONE be lead from the depths of ignorance and darkness…..(no charlie murphy)

    LUZ

  27. cOLD Says:

    pause this whole shit. How ironic is it that Ye has a line about sending a chick a pic of his peen,… then that pic mysteriously surfaces. Like you didnt leak that yourself. Niggas is on some other shit.

  28. mike Says:

    Wasnt their another cover with a bear kinda looking thing and gold things in the background?????

  29. cOLD Says:

    R.I.P Landlord, aka R.J Orion/Black Farve.

    ^ you’re presence is missed kid.

  30. cASHMERE cAVALLI aka sNOWbUNNY sAMPSON Says:

    pause this whole shit. How ironic is it that Ye has a line about sending a chick a pic of his peen,… then that pic mysteriously surfaces. Like you didnt leak that yourself. Niggas is on some other shit.
    ============================
    he’s using every promo tactic in the book to recoup on sales

    this album had to cost major cake to make

  31. Heroine Headliner Says:

    RJ had to go…..

    so I could live…..

    He was the Orion…..

    I am the Omega…..

  32. cOLD Says:

    he’s using every promo tactic in the book to recoup on sales

    this album had to cost major cake to make

    ^ would you agree, the majority of the budget goes towards studio time and paying the producers for the tracks? Well Ye has his own studio, and likely produced the bulk of the music there. I like Ye as an mc, but niggas is going a lil too far with the “promo tactics”.

  33. Troyvul Says:

    He was the Orion…..

    I am the Omega…..
    ^
    Gem star

  34. Heroine Headliner Says:

    I am symbolic that the end is nigh….

    1

  35. Beezy Says:

    foes knock the man off your Polo sweater

  36. cOLD Says:

    foes knock the man off your Polo sweater

    ^ what is this decoded?

  37. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    *daps cOLD/HH/others*

    I`m STILL on lean wth the gin drunk at the job going for the win!!!!

    Earting this omlette with cheddar and beef sausage(II)

    tryna sober up ha ha!!!!

  38. Black Says:

    *daps all*

    Why all the excerpts from Jay book start with him getting bagged by the cops with work and then let go? That shit is suspicious.

  39. cASHMERE cAVALLI aka sNOWbUNNY sAMPSON Says:

    would you agree, the majority of the budget goes towards studio time and paying the producers for the tracks?
    =====================
    personally i don’t think Ye has solely produced a track since CD….he’s been assisted with a lot of beats

    but dude is recording in Hawaii with all his flamboyant friends sniffing blow and tricking on snowbunnies so i think he’s bleeding the budget at Def Jam….not to mention promo cost

  40. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    Please get off kanye`s dick he is a solid emcee and a great producer.With all that said Black Milk is much more soulful and gritty.

  41. cOLD Says:

    Earting this omlette with cheddar and beef sausage

    ^ *daps* shit sounds official.

  42. cOLD Says:

    Black Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:06 am
    *daps all*

    Why all the excerpts from Jay book start with him getting bagged by the cops with work and then let go? That shit is suspicious

    ^ to say the least.

  43. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    eating>eartng

    Nothing better than waking up still high/drunk.

  44. cOLD Says:

    roffle, who Jay think his audience is? The white kids from suburbia might believe that bs, but not I. 3 days worth of crack?… and they let you go? lol – American Dreaming.

  45. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    Why all the excerpts from Jay book start with him getting bagged by the cops with work and then let go? That shit is suspicious

    ^ to say the least.
    ^^

    Basically Jay Z is a horrible liar but a much better rapper.Case closed.

  46. Black Says:

    roffle, who Jay think his audience is? The white kids from suburbia might believe that bs, but not I. 3 days worth of crack?… and they let you go? lol – American Dreaming.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Real Rap. That shit at his man high school is crazy. He is talking bout crack like them niggas caught him wit a gram a weed. That 1st offense/Imma minor shit only goes so far. Didnt 50 get caught with a couple rocks at his school? They at least sent that nigga to the shock program for 6 months.

  47. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    *Daps to the Squad*

    After a long week of organization and running this company orientation, I’m back.

  48. Hoskins Says:

    *comments while wearing chancletas*

  49. cOLD Says:

    survive the drought I wish you well.

    ^ dope double entendre

  50. b Says:

    *daps all* ive come to the realization, that the hip hop kanye is gone forever.Remember that convo he supposedly had with u2 front man Bono, which led him to prefer to make music that was “stadium” status, that shit killed it.Not immediately at first, but every project is becoming less Hip HOP, and more HIP POP.

  51. cOLD Says:

    Black Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:15 am
    roffle, who Jay think his audience is? The white kids from suburbia might believe that bs, but not I. 3 days worth of crack?… and they let you go? lol – American Dreaming.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Real Rap. That shit at his man high school is crazy. He is talking bout crack like them niggas caught him wit a gram a weed. That 1st offense/Imma minor shit only goes so far. Didnt 50 get caught with a couple rocks at his school? They at least sent that nigga to the shock program for 6 months.

    ^ word, not only that, but this is the Reagan era, where he announced his War on Drugs, because how crack was so devastating. So again, they let him go?

  52. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    So I recorded my mix session last night, and i’ve come to the conclusion that:

    I AM UNFUCKWITABLE as a DJ.

    All disrespect to those who take offense. Fuck you and eat a dick.

    I am better than everyone that I have heard who’s name is not Flex, Mr. Cee, Roc Raider or Jam Master Jay. PERIOD.

  53. Travelin' Man Says:

    *stops paperwork*

    *send Ye a email stating that he should use that Pam Grier artwork as cover*

    *waits patiently for reply*

  54. cOLD Says:

    I am better than everyone that I have heard who’s name is not Flex, Mr. Cee, Roc Raider or Jam Master Jay. PERIOD.

    ^ bold statement.

  55. b Says:

    JAZZY JEFF =GOAT DJ

  56. Beezy Says:

    Chase is the world’s greatest unpaid online DJ.

  57. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    I am better than everyone that I have heard who’s name is not Flex, Mr. Cee, Roc Raider or Jam Master Jay. PERIOD.

    ^ bold statement.

    ^Shit, if I don’t believe in me, who else will…

  58. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    Chase is the world’s greatest unknown DJ.

    ^Fixed

  59. Beezy Says:

    ^Shit, if I don’t believe in me, who else will…

    >>true that though …

  60. cOLD Says:

    In 1986, Reagan signed a drug enforcement bill that budgeted $1.7 billion to fund the War on Drugs and specified a mandatory minimum penalty for drug offenses
    ————-

    Shit, if I don’t believe in me, who else will…

    ^ I see I said Chase

  61. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    ^Shit, if I don’t believe in me, who else will…

    >>true that though …

    ^Hell, if Jay can convince the masses that he got bagged with three days of crack during the reagan era and all that happened was they took his crack and let him go home, then I’m sure that I can convince anyone who listens that i’m as nice as i believe

  62. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    pause this whole shit. How ironic is it that Ye has a line about sending a chick a pic of his peen,… then that pic mysteriously surfaces. Like you didnt leak that yourself. Niggas is on some other shit.
    ====================================
    They blind to the facts.

  63. cOLD Says:

    *plays the rulers back*

  64. Troyvul Says:

    Chase played DJ Hero 2 and now thinks he’s Immortal.

    Get this guy the F outta here

  65. Travelin' Man Says:

    women dj’s >>>>>>>>>

    DJ Rap >>>

    DJ Lady Tribe >>>

    DJ Kiss >>>

    DJ Baby D >

    ol gul that dj’s topless >>>

  66. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    Chase played DJ Hero 2 and now thinks he’s Immortal.

    Get this guy the F outta here

    ^I never played that shit. i heard its popping. Any truth to this?

  67. Travelin' Man Says:

    *plays the rulers back*

    ^ *daps pOLAR*

    have you heard the Kickdrums remix of that, it’s pretty noice

  68. cOLD Says:

    them horns on the rulers back, are so proper

    Slick Rick >>>

    Back when reciting other mc’s lines were forbidden, let alone there flow. smh.

  69. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    DJ Rap >>>

    ^I’m DJ Chase. And I approve this message.

  70. cOLD Says:

    have you heard the Kickdrums remix of that, it’s pretty noice

    ^ nah son, link?

  71. Travelin' Man Says:

    nevermind I was thinking of the Jay-Z one

  72. cOLD Says:

    Travelin’ Man Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:31 am
    nevermind I was thinking of the Jay-Z one

    ^ *dead*… inside jokey joke.

  73. Beezy Says:

    Chase is Marv’s favorite DJ

  74. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Chase is walking around with balls as big as Africa today *salute*

    *salute the rest of yous*

  75. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    Chase is Marv’s favorite DJ

    ^hahaha. Shit, i forgot its Friday…

  76. hl Says:

    cOLD Says:

    them horns on the rulers back, are so proper

    ^So true.

    Slick Rick >>>

  77. cOLD Says:

    has anyone ever heard Jay give Slick Rick his props, like in an interview or some shit. To this day, he’s still leaning on his steez.

  78. cOLD Says:

    *daps hl cici*

  79. Travelin' Man Says:

    Slick Rick >>>

    ^ yurp

  80. Troyvul Says:

    Chase played DJ Hero 2 and now thinks he’s Immortal.

    Get this guy the F outta here

    ^I never played that shit. i heard its popping. Any truth to this?
    ^
    Who knows lol

  81. hl Says:

    cOLD Says:

    has anyone ever heard Jay give Slick Rick his props, like in an interview or some shit. To this day, he’s still leaning on his steez.

    ^Nah. But it’s kind of a given that Jay respects dude. Who doesn’t. I don’t ever hear Jay bring up Big L though, and L’s brother made it seem like they were real close prior to his death.

  82. Troyvul Says:

    Chase bought that iPod attachment DJ piece and think hes Cipha Sounds

  83. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    has anyone ever heard Jay give Slick Rick his props, like in an interview or some shit. To this day, he’s still leaning on his steez.
    =============================================
    He owes Kane some props as well.

  84. Travelin' Man Says:

    has anyone ever heard Jay give Slick Rick his props, like in an interview or some shit. To this day, he’s still leaning on his steez.

    ^ I haven’t but I haven’t heard too much of Jay material tho either

    *stays winnning*

  85. hl Says:

    @Chase You be DJing parties and whatnot?

  86. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    ^ I haven’t but I haven’t heard too much of Jay material tho either
    ======================================
    Niggas stay lying.

  87. Beezy Says:

    Chase masturbates to Hey DJ

  88. cOLD Says:

    I haven’t but I haven’t heard too much of Jay material tho either

    *stays winnning*

    ^ ha! teamNas ftw.

  89. JihaD Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:27 am
    pause this whole shit. How ironic is it that Ye has a line about sending a chick a pic of his peen,… then that pic mysteriously surfaces. Like you didnt leak that yourself. Niggas is on some other shit.
    ====================================
    They blind to the facts.

    ^^

    This the same shit niggas was talking bout last night, when Camel was talking bout the cops pulling him over and calling for the K9, but letting him go before they showed up… Shit doesn’t make sense.

    JihaD

  90. cOLD Says:

    Beezy Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Chase masturbates to Hey DJ

    ^ why you gotta be the one to start with the gay shit? You fascinated with niggas pelvis region looking ass.

  91. mcb Says:

    Travelin’ Man Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Slick Rick >>>

    ^ yurp

    ^^^
    cbc (c) someone i forget

  92. Beezy Says:

    cOLD splashes microwaved elmers glue on his face while listening to 808s and Heartbreak

  93. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    This the same shit niggas was talking bout last night, when Camel was talking bout the cops pulling him over and calling for the K9, but letting him go before they showed up… Shit doesn’t make sense.
    =====================================
    Lying to make your songs seem like they were inspired by some gangster ass life situations instead of admitting you make shit up is corny.

  94. JihaD Says:

    cOLD Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:34 am
    has anyone ever heard Jay give Slick Rick his props, like in an interview or some shit. To this day, he’s still leaning on his steez.

    ^^
    Slick was on Girls Girls, Girls- song and video on the Blueprint, for what its worth.

    JihaD

  95. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Beezy Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:43 am
    cOLD splashes microwaved elmers glue on his face while listening to 808s and Heartbreak
    ^^

    The imagery on this one >

  96. cOLD Says:

    Beezy Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:43 am
    cOLD splashes microwaved elmers glue on his face while listening to 808s and Heartbreak

    ^ and you suck sperm through a mickey D’s straw outta your girls anus, after multiple niggas done let off.

  97. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    “Looking up down the block, like where the fuck the cash at”

  98. CiCi The Intern Says:

    cOLD Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:45 am
    Beezy Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:43 am
    cOLD splashes microwaved elmers glue on his face while listening to 808s and Heartbreak

    ^ and you suck sperm through a mickey D’s straw outta your girls anus, after multiple niggas done let off.
    ^^^^

    The imagery on this one <

  99. cOLD Says:

    Slick was on Girls Girls, Girls- song and video on the Blueprint, for what its worth.

    JihaD

    ^ well, thats a form of showing respect. Cool.

  100. hl Says:

    Slick was on Girls Girls, Girls- song and video on the Blueprint, for what its worth.

    JihaD

    ^Yep. You’re right, I forgot about that. That was pretty dope to bring him in (nh).

  101. Hopp Says:

    ” The imagery on this one < "

    True.

  102. Troyvul Says:

    Anal creampies is whussup now eh

    *Cues up Ava Devine*

  103. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    @Chase You be DJing parties and whatnot?

    ^Yup.

  104. JihaD Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:43 am
    This the same shit niggas was talking bout last night, when Camel was talking bout the cops pulling him over and calling for the K9, but letting him go before they showed up… Shit doesn’t make sense.
    =====================================
    Lying to make your songs seem like they were inspired by some gangster ass life situations instead of admitting you make shit up is corny.

    ^^

    Its an attempt to control his character and message, nothing more. It makes even less sense that this incident that happened over a decade and a half (or more) ago was the reason behind the hook for 99 Problems. Anybody with an ounce of common sense is not gonna believe any of this. Same thing with the nonsense he wrote about his verse in Big Pimpin.

    JihaD

  105. Travelin' Man Says:

    The imagery on this one <

    ^ lol, I'm saying my mind went straight to porn…..not that I'm into weird pron like that

  106. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    The fact someone would think to heat up Elmer’s Glue to simulate freshly ejaculated semen is inherently gay.

  107. cOLD Says:

    Its an attempt to control his character and message, nothing more. It makes even less sense that this incident that happened over a decade and a half (or more) ago was the reason behind the hook for 99 Problems. Anybody with an ounce of common sense is not gonna believe any of this. Same thing with the nonsense he wrote about his verse in Big Pimpin.

    JihaD

    ^ heres the thing, we know half the shit niggas talk about in their raps is made up fantasy shit, which is cool, and actually encouraged for effect. But announcing it as fact is where you’re playing on a niggas intelligence.

  108. Travelin' Man Says:

    Anal creampies is whussup now eh

    ^ only for the weirdos

  109. cOLD Says:

    The fact someone would think to heat up Elmer’s Glue to simulate freshly ejaculated semen is inherently gay.

    ^ cBc.

  110. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Travelin’ Man Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:48 am
    The imagery on this one <

    ^ lol, I'm saying my mind went straight to porn…..not that I'm into weird pron like that
    ^^^

    I really had a gag reflex fail moment. That was disgusting lol

  111. Travelin' Man Says:

    Anybody with an ounce of common sense is not gonna believe any of this.

    ^ I’m saying tho

  112. Hopp Says:

    28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb9t15q0Q21qzikxvo1_500.png

  113. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Im sure jayz has exagerated, but outta all mcs he is one that has never ever had a real job. He is one that is known to run with dudes that sold major weight. He did have money coming into the game, did shoot videos in st. thomas on boats and people confirmed that dude had a lil money coming into the game.

    My point is i dont think jayz really needs to make up any bullshit stories anymore. You got to rmbr the shit he talking about happen in 84-90. You niggas act like selling dope is hard and u gotta have a degree to do it, in that time and age every nigga sold a lil dope, shit i heard back in the day my grandma used to sell weed. Its not like he saing he met pappi at the dock with hundreds of kilos, the niggas said he had some crack on him at school, they took his supply and he went home for 3 days to make the profit back.

  114. illuminati by nature Says:

    ***daps cold, amp, cici, beezy, iceberg, dc, troyvul, & the resta youse….

  115. mcb Says:

    cOLD Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Its an attempt to control his character and message, nothing more. It makes even less sense that this incident that happened over a decade and a half (or more) ago was the reason behind the hook for 99 Problems. Anybody with an ounce of common sense is not gonna believe any of this. Same thing with the nonsense he wrote about his verse in Big Pimpin.

    JihaD

    ^ heres the thing, we know half the shit niggas talk about in their raps is made up fantasy shit, which is cool, and actually encouraged for effect. But announcing it as fact is where you’re playing on a niggas intelligence.

    ^^^^
    this.

    *daps all who are dappable*

  116. Travelin' Man Says:

    *caresses CiCi every so gently*

    *smoothly hands her some pepto bismol*

  117. Black Says:

    ^ heres the thing, we know half the shit niggas talk about in their raps is made up fantasy shit, which is cool, and actually encouraged for effect. But announcing it as fact is where you’re playing on a niggas intelligence.

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Its not even a good lie tho. Like damn nigga thats the best u got LOL. Niggas was calling bullshit on that like immediatly.

  118. CiCi The Intern Says:

    illuminati by nature Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:51 am
    ***daps cold, amp, cici, beezy, iceberg, dc, troyvul, & the resta youse….
    ^^^

    *daps Icon (I think lol)*

  119. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    heres the thing, we know half the shit niggas talk about in their raps is made up fantasy shit, which is cool, and actually encouraged for effect. But announcing it as fact is where you’re playing on a niggas intelligence.
    ==========================================
    And I feel insulted.

    I can’t wait for him to say Friend Or Foe is based on a true story or that he was actually the kid in the Coming Of Age series.

    I hear Nas just said Phone Tap was based on an actual conversation he had with AZ & Nature that had been recorded by the Feds.

  120. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    I believe nas hustled, I belived a lot of these niggas did. yall act like a nigga never ever got let go by a cop before. Shit thats just a blessings. Niggas always trying to find holes and flaws. Shit, just enjoy the fucking book. Niggas just mad and want to hate.

    Im a stan, but i wonder who talks jay more the stans or the haters??’

    Think about it

  121. JihaD Says:

    ^ heres the thing, we know half the shit niggas talk about in their raps is made up fantasy shit, which is cool, and actually encouraged for effect. But announcing it as fact is where you’re playing on a niggas intelligence.

    ^^

    Thats what I’m saying. Everything I’ve seen from this “Book” so far is pandering to his white, suburban audience- the ones who want to experience the ghetto but never actually “experience the ghetto”-from the songs chosen (I mean seriously, explaining the lyrics to PSA? Big Pimpin?) while softening his image and reinforcing his general background (according to his music) without any form of in-depth explanation.

    JihaD

  122. Hopp Says:

    *daps all who are dappable*

    ^ Give it a couple months, people are gonna come here, say * comments on what has to be commented on * and leave.

    Jus’ wait.

  123. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    He did have money coming into the game, did shoot videos in st. thomas on boats and people confirmed that dude had a lil money coming into the game.
    ============================================
    Dame & Biggs had money.

    #Fact

  124. Chris Cash Says:

    “I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.” At the time, Jay-Z was slammed for the misogynistic use of the word “bitch” — but, as he reveals in his book, he was actually referring to a female dog.

    ^ this is an insult to my fucking intelligence, that literally pissed me off

    still Jay-Z>>>
    but Nas>>>>>>

  125. hl Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I hear Nas just said Phone Tap was based on an actual conversation he had with AZ & Nature that had been recorded by the Feds.

    ^rofl

  126. Beezy Says:

    first London Bloke and cOLD breakup, now everyday I wake up … some commenter stanning for Hov

  127. baby jesus Says:

    I hear Nas just said Phone Tap was based on an actual conversation he had with AZ & Nature that had been recorded by the Feds.

    ^
    LOL, and you believed him?

  128. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Everything I’ve seen from this “Book” so far is pandering to his white, suburban audience- the ones who want to experience the ghetto but never actually “experience the ghetto”
    ======================================
    Fuck the book, this is everything we’ve seen from Jay-Z since he retired.

  129. illuminati by nature Says:

    Jay-Z’s exaggerations are nothing new, especially in hip hop, where everybody’s the bawse/kingpin/pimp, lol…and I’m pretty sure Lupe Fiasco didn’t rampage thru Chicago in a big robot…that Eazy didn’t shoot up the courtroom, that Redman didn’t actually fly thru the projects and nearly smash off a tranny (n/h)…or that Special Ed has it made, in any way, shape, or form (none)

  130. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Niggas nvr mention the facts.

    Facts is known dope dealers admit jay was in there crew (not the leader but in there crew)

    Fact is nigga never had a real job

    Fact is many people vouched nigga had money coming into the game.

    You, think niggas was just giving this nigga money for the fun of it. How many hustlas u know, that just hang with square ass niggas. Not many.

  131. Black Says:

    Im a stan, but i wonder who talks jay more the stans or the haters??’

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    true and honest criticism isnt hate. I like Jay’s music, i see the inspiration and motivational aspect of it. What he has accomplished as an MC/Businessman has given the best career of any Hip Hop artist IMO. That said, those stories sound like bullshit.

  132. JihaD Says:

    baby jesus Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:55 am
    I hear Nas just said Phone Tap was based on an actual conversation he had with AZ & Nature that had been recorded by the Feds.

    ^
    LOL, and you believed him?

    ^^

    Lol, you believed AMP? I’m quite sure that nigga was joking, lol.

    JihaD

  133. illuminati by nature Says:

    *daps Icon (I think lol)*

    ***yep, lol

    **hugs cici***

  134. CiCi The Intern Says:

    I heard that Rick Ross actually did send a kite to Noreiga and that , in fact, he was owed 100 favors. When I found out that wasn’t true, I stopped playing Ross’ music forever…

  135. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # baby jesus Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:55 am

    I hear Nas just said Phone Tap was based on an actual conversation he had with AZ & Nature that had been recorded by the Feds.

    ^
    LOL, and you believed him?
    ^^^^

    I believe it, the IRS wanted they money………..FACT

  136. b Says:

    why am I glad to see fifty rich but not so much jay z?i think it’s what happened after they got rich.sha money xl never has anything negative to say about fif, dame dash and biggs different story.

  137. illuminati by nature Says:

    I heard that Rick Ross actually did send a kite to Noreiga and that , in fact, he was owed 100 favors. When I found out that wasn’t true, I stopped playing Ross’ music forever…

    ***the REAAAAL Noreaga? LMAO

  138. Hopp Says:

    ” Lol, you believed AMP? ”

    Ha !

  139. Detroit P Says:

    IDK whether these stories are true or not, I don’t really care…but SMH at yall reading the summary of a story supposedly from someone’s life and thinking you know all the details that would allow you to know if it’s true or not…I guess everybody’s a regular Sherlock Holmes in this bitch lol…If we were speaking in general terms about what USUALLY happens then i could agree with yall…but there are always exceptions to the rule..we weren’t there to know the difference..and i’ve heard crazier stories that have turned out to be true..give it a rest

  140. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Jay-Z’s exaggerations are nothing new, especially in hip hop, where everybody’s the bawse/kingpin/pimp, lol…and I’m pretty sure Lupe Fiasco didn’t rampage thru Chicago in a big robot…that Eazy didn’t shoot up the courtroom, that Redman didn’t actually fly thru the projects and nearly smash off a tranny (n/h)…or that Special Ed has it made, in any way, shape, or form (none)
    ====================================
    The difference is, most rappers admit they are just telling a story. Entertainment.

    When you start saying there is real life shit that you’re putting into your music, you enter that area where you open yourself up for absolute scrutiny. Your shit better add up.

  141. hl Says:

    I heard Jada really did have to weigh his work at the Bronx Zoo.

  142. illuminati by nature Says:

    speaking of Noreaga and exaggerations….it’s pretty clear that the nigga was eating, but not so much with being “on the run”….

  143. illuminati by nature Says:

    speaking of Noreaga and exaggerations….it’s pretty clear that the nigga was eating, but not so much with being “on the run”….

  144. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # Black Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:57 am

    Im a stan, but i wonder who talks jay more the stans or the haters??’

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    true and honest criticism isnt hate. I like Jay’s music, i see the inspiration and motivational aspect of it. What he has accomplished as an MC/Businessman has given the best career of any Hip Hop artist IMO. That said, those stories sound like bullshit.
    ^^^

    Where do u think dude got his hustlin skills at? You think he learned that in the music game at 26? The same things yall call jayz on been a snake and sneaky is what a true hustler is. That nigga got hustle written all over him. This niggas hustles his way to a half billion and u think this nigga cant hustle some bullshit crack back over 3 days

  145. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # Detroit P Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:59 am

    IDK whether these stories are true or not, I don’t really care…but SMH at yall reading the summary of a story supposedly from someone’s life and thinking you know all the details that would allow you to know if it’s true or not…I guess everybody’s a regular Sherlock Holmes in this bitch lol…If we were speaking in general terms about what USUALLY happens then i could agree with yall…but there are always exceptions to the rule..we weren’t there to know the difference..and i’ve heard crazier stories that have turned out to be true..give it a rest
    ^^^

    co the fuck sign

  146. baby jesus Says:

    yo iceberg, i got some swampland in FL you might be interested in

  147. illuminati by nature Says:

    The difference is, most rappers admit they are just telling a story. Entertainment.

    When you start saying there is real life shit that you’re putting into your music, you enter that area where you open yourself up for absolute scrutiny. Your shit better add up.

    ***so you totally forgot about the “keeping it real” fuckery of the late 90s, early 2000s? Big Pun not only wasn’t a player, but he was crushing a lot of sammiches…FACT

  148. cOLD Says:

    hl Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 9:55 am
    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I hear Nas just said Phone Tap was based on an actual conversation he had with AZ & Nature that had been recorded by the Feds.

    ^rofl

    ^ co roff.

  149. JihaD Says:

    illuminati by nature Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:56 am
    Jay-Z’s exaggerations are nothing new, especially in hip hop, where everybody’s the bawse/kingpin/pimp, lol…and I’m pretty sure Lupe Fiasco didn’t rampage thru Chicago in a big robot…that Eazy didn’t shoot up the courtroom, that Redman didn’t actually fly thru the projects and nearly smash off a tranny (n/h)…or that Special Ed has it made, in any way, shape, or form (none)

    ^^

    But we not talking bout his RAPS. We are talking about the stories he himself are recounting in his memoirs/lyrics book that he is saying are true. Thats an issue, because even if they are true, they are clearly embellishments or distortions of facts. I ain’t NEVER, EVER heard of a cop catching a kid on a school campus with Crack (or any drug for that matter) and simply confiscating the drugs and letting them go. Nor have a heard of a cop calling for a K9 unit and just deciding to let the offender go before they arrived– shit just ain’t adding up, and this is his REAL LIFE he’s recounting, not his raps.

    JihaD

  150. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:54 am

    He did have money coming into the game, did shoot videos in st. thomas on boats and people confirmed that dude had a lil money coming into the game.
    ============================================
    Dame & Biggs had money.

    #Fact
    ^^

    So did jay, name one time where nigga had to give jay money. They always said jay had money and was fly….see dmx, clark kent

  151. illuminati by nature Says:

    Where do u think dude got his hustlin skills at? You think he learned that in the music game at 26?

    ***he sold his soul to the deviiiiiil…DUHHHH!!! Don’t you read MTO, LMAO…

  152. cOLD Says:

    When you start saying there is real life shit that you’re putting into your music, you enter that area where you open yourself up for absolute scrutiny. Your shit better add up.

    ^ basically.

  153. CiCi The Intern Says:

    I heard Jay had to kill the witnesses because Free’s beard was sticking out. It’s one the reason why the Roc broke up.

    But that’s just what I heard. Don’t kill the messenger.

  154. illuminati by nature Says:

    But we not talking bout his RAPS. We are talking about the stories he himself are recounting in his memoirs/lyrics book that he is saying are true.

    ***That nigga probably didn’t even write the book, first of all, lol…my cynicism about hip hop authors went to threat level red, when Snoop Dogg “wrote” a book…

  155. Black Says:

    Where do u think dude got his hustlin skills at? You think he learned that in the music game at 26? The same things yall call jayz on been a snake and sneaky is what a true hustler is. That nigga got hustle written all over him. This niggas hustles his way to a half billion and u think this nigga cant hustle some bullshit crack back over 3 days

    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    Take a breath. All i said was i think that particular story is bullshit. Thats it and thats all.

  156. London Bloke Says:

    I heard Hov really do have Wall Hall paintings

  157. baby jesus Says:

    baby jesus Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:55 am
    I hear Nas just said Phone Tap was based on an actual conversation he had with AZ & Nature that had been recorded by the Feds.

    ^
    LOL, and you believed him?

    ^^

    Lol, you believed AMP? I’m quite sure that nigga was joking, lol.

    ^^
    i wouldint be so sure, its amp were talking about here

  158. hl Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    I heard Jay had to kill the witnesses because Free’s beard was sticking out. It’s one the reason why the Roc broke up.

    ^lol

  159. JihaD Says:

    b Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:57 am
    why am I glad to see fifty rich but not so much jay z?i think it’s what happened after they got rich.sha money xl never has anything negative to say about fif, dame dash and biggs different story.

    ^^

    Sha money got a management team, a production team, and now works at Def Jam, while still getting G-Unit money– yea, that nigga ain’t got NOTHING bad to say. Biggs just got caught moving Green and Dame is trying to find some way to make Currensy profitable (no pun intended).

    JihaD

  160. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    But we not talking bout his RAPS. We are talking about the stories he himself are recounting in his memoirs/lyrics book that he is saying are true. Thats an issue, because even if they are true, they are clearly embellishments or distortions of facts. I ain’t NEVER, EVER heard of a cop catching a kid on a school campus with Crack (or any drug for that matter) and simply confiscating the drugs and letting them go. Nor have a heard of a cop calling for a K9 unit and just deciding to let the offender go before they arrived– shit just ain’t adding up, and this is his REAL LIFE he’s recounting, not his raps.

    JihaD
    ^^^

    No shots but u need to get out more homeboy

    I have heard and witness myself way more bullshit than this from crooked cops or cops that dont want to fuck with the paperwork

    As far as the k9, he stated they were waiting on the k9 and it took to long and the cop was like fuck it go AND than he left and saw a k9 car drive by.

    Yall make it like he is talking like he supplied the east coast, this nigga talking about something 1000 niggas have done. Yall niggas act like a nigga moving drugs is unheard of, come on man

  161. b Says:

    So did jay, name one time where nigga had to give jay money. They always said jay had money and was fly….see dmx, clark kent

    ^^^your stannery knows no limitations.i bet you will name your first born son camel.

  162. Black Says:

    I ain’t NEVER, EVER heard of a cop catching a kid on a school campus with Crack (or any drug for that matter) and simply confiscating the drugs and letting them go.

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    This. Any time they can pin a possession with intent on you they will. That goes for every drug. Thats why i call bullshit.

  163. mcb Says:

    im almost impressed by some stannism

    almost

  164. illuminati by nature Says:

    LL Cool J really has a gold name plate that says “I wish you would”…also, he’s c, to the o, to the o, to the l, to the i, to the n, to the f, to the r, to the o, to the n, to the t, to the i, to the n…(that means he’s chillin)

  165. b Says:

    iceberg gon name his son ca’mel

  166. cOLD Says:

    Alibis ain’t matchin’ up, bullshit catchin’ up- Hov.

  167. CiCi The Intern Says:

    illuminati by nature Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:06 am
    LL Cool J really has a gold name plate that says “I wish you would”…also, he’s c, to the o, to the o, to the l, to the i, to the n, to the f, to the r, to the o, to the n, to the t, to the i, to the n…(that means he’s chillin)
    ^^^

    His car does drive by with a boomin’ system, though.

  168. JihaD Says:

    illuminati by nature Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:03 am
    But we not talking bout his RAPS. We are talking about the stories he himself are recounting in his memoirs/lyrics book that he is saying are true.

    ***That nigga probably didn’t even write the book, first of all, lol…my cynicism about hip hop authors went to threat level red, when Snoop Dogg “wrote” a book…

    ^^

    They are promoting it as such, and if we know ANYTHING about Camel at this point, he protects his image- he’s not gonna let anything truly disparaging about him be out in the open. Why would he let this book be released but wouldn’t release the Bio Dream Hampton did about him?

    JihaD

  169. Detroit P Says:

    Hearing about someone getting shot multiple times at once..in the stomach, back, chest and head..and living>>>is a crazier story than..Hearing about some cops letting a kid with crack in his pockets go…they mighta sold or smoked the crack themselves..who knows..they mighta been junkies in fake cop uniforms…and a scared 16 yr old kid couldnt tell the difference..who knows…or rather who cares..niggas think everything an artist does is a personal affront to them smh.

  170. Black Says:

    im almost impressed by some stannism

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    The stanning fuels the hate sometimes. I like Pac’s music but talk to the wrong stan about and you will end up hating the nigga by the end of the discussion.

  171. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    But I also find it hard to believe, he got bagged right after he got work from “Hill”, went back to “Hill” to get fronted more work, then went to Marcy to hustle them packs off then went BACK to Trenton to pay “Hill”.

    I’ve read better crime stories in the ghetto “novels” they slang on 125th Street.

  172. hl Says:

    Detroit P Says:

    they mighta been junkies in fake cop uniforms…and a scared 16 yr old kid couldnt tell the difference..

    ============

    *dies*

  173. Black Says:

    Hearing about someone getting shot multiple times at once..in the stomach, back, chest and head..and living>>>is a crazier story than..Hearing about some cops letting a kid with crack in his pockets go…they mighta sold or smoked the crack themselves..who knows..they mighta been junkies in fake cop uniforms…and a scared 16 yr old kid couldnt tell the difference..who knows…or rather who cares..niggas think everything an artist does is a personal affront to them smh.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    All those theories are more probable than Jay just lying? Really?

  174. baby jesus Says:

    talk to the wrong stan about and you will end up hating the nigga by the end of the discussion.

    ^
    cBc

    thats why i BEEN boycotted both Pac & Eminem

    white ppl FTL

  175. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    this shit is stupid. whatss good

  176. illuminati by nature Says:

    ****takes an early lunch***

    ***Sardines, rap snacks barbecue chips, and a can of 4 LOKO (sp?)***

  177. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    Jigga wins again.Niggas can`t keep his name out they mouf.

    BKLYN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  178. b Says:

    you see jay im just like you in a way i never knew my father neither he used to cheat on my moms and beat her

    iceberggems

  179. Detroit P Says:

    All those theories are more probable than Jay just lying? Really?
    ^^
    lol..thats not the point…the point is why are yall niggas goin so hard as if you actually know what happened..the story may sound sketchy to you..I can understand that…but I’ve heard sketchier things that have been true…why are yall so quick to call it a lie..when at the end of the day, that shit don’t matter….yall gave that worthless ass story waaay too much thought.

  180. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Got caught out there last night.

    Had to take a shit in a project hallway.

    Shit was vile.

  181. Beezy Says:

    KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:13 am

    this shit is stupid. whatss good

    ^you just wake up you loser?

  182. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Rappers lie. Next question.

  183. JihaD Says:

    No shots but u need to get out more homeboy

    I have heard and witness myself way more bullshit than this from crooked cops or cops that dont want to fuck with the paperwork

    ^^

    I mean, I grew in Philly, traveled the world with my Military parents, and worked in 3 different school systems over the last 6 years. Explain to me how I need to get out more?

    A possession charge on a school campus? They NOT letting you go under ANY circumstances– I know this. We not talking paperwork or anything. This is facts.

    @Detroit P- I was shot multiple times in the stomach, back and shoulder- and I’m still alive. I could make up a crazy story about how I was in a shoot out with the feds over a drug deal gone wrong and told my mans and them to run, but me saying I was at the studio and walked outside to smoke when I got jumped, fought one guy off, and took three while wrestling with him is just as gangsta, and its the truth.

    And like I have said (and quite a few other people)- its the dramatic embellishments or the fact that these stories are not adding up that makes this strange.

    JihaD

  184. illuminati by nature Says:

    FACT: caring about the factchecking/authentication of details and events in a Jay-Z autobiography is almost as lame as reading a Jay-Z autobiography…

  185. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    # Beezy Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:14 am

    KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:13 am

    this shit is stupid. whatss good

    ^you just wake up you loser?
    ^

    HAHA. just got out of bed. waitin on my coffee to brew. bout to twist up. stop bein so jelly

  186. kevKONGquistador Says:

    im almost impressed by some stannism

    almost

    >hov plants seeds to live infinite, indeed in his sentences, then, in the mouths of others.

    shalom homie…

    sup nahkis

  187. illuminati by nature Says:

    Roberto Commente

    **LOL

  188. Troyvul Says:

    KzA aka Beezys Whipping Boy Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:13 am

    this shit is stupid. whatss good
    ^
    Sup

  189. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    DMX’s autobiography was highly entertaining, especially how they refer to his crack urge as “The Darkness”.

    Shit was like a crackhead vampire novel.

  190. baby jesus Says:

    FACT: caring about the factchecking/authentication of details and events in a Jay-Z autobiography is almost as lame as reading a Jay-Z autobiography…

    ^
    maybe worse

    niggas is obsessed

  191. illuminati by nature Says:

    Shit was like a crackhead vampire novel.

    ***LMAO

  192. Beezy Says:

    KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:16 am

    stop bein so jelly

    ^I was at a bar a couple nights ago and I was talking to some college girls from Pace … one of them dropped this slang … although she said “jello”

    I found it hilarious.

    But the point is, you talk like a sorority girl.

  193. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    Brian Pumper might be the realest rapper out(nhjic), aside from the fake jewelry

  194. CiCi The Intern Says:

    JihaD Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:15 am
    No shots but u need to get out more homeboy

    I have heard and witness myself way more bullshit than this from crooked cops or cops that dont want to fuck with the paperwork

    ^^

    I mean, I grew in Philly, traveled the world with my Military parents, and worked in 3 different school systems over the last 6 years. Explain to me how I need to get out more?

    A possession charge on a school campus? They NOT letting you go under ANY circumstances– I know this. We not talking paperwork or anything. This is facts.
    ^^^

    Ehh, it depends … I know cops that will take weed from people and walk away. That simple.

    Anything of the white or pill-form variety, you’re catching a charge.

  195. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    total LP but I watched that video of cudi… *DEAD*

    the only thing I could think of while watching it is chea sayin that he folded up in that truck like a laptop.. lmao

  196. b Says:

    i sent two letters back in autumn you must not have got em

    iceberg gems

  197. Black Says:

    DMX’s autobiography was highly entertaining, especially how they refer to his crack urge as “The Darkness”.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    *Drinks 4 4LOKOs*

  198. hl Says:

    I think this is where the conversation turns into some other shit.

  199. 007 Says:

    Da fux up niggas

    Daps da homies!

    Dub nigga! Bday wknd has officially begun

    Any DMV naghers in da area I got vip tables @ spots come thru

  200. JihaD Says:

    Detroit P Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:14 am
    All those theories are more probable than Jay just lying? Really?
    ^^
    lol..thats not the point…the point is why are yall niggas goin so hard as if you actually know what happened..the story may sound sketchy to you..I can understand that…but I’ve heard sketchier things that have been true…why are yall so quick to call it a lie..when at the end of the day, that shit don’t matter….yall gave that worthless ass story waaay too much thought.

    ^^

    But why are you defending him so hard, then? You make it sound like YOU know what happened, and we are all wrong for questioning it. The stories are adding up, and when you move to reality like this with recounting tales of your life that influenced your music, you open yourself up to this type of criticism, simple as that. I haven’t actually seen anybody hating yet, just wondering why these stories aren’t making sense.

    *daps the squad*

    JihaD

  201. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    word troy throwin shots before i can even brush my teeth.. ok

  202. baby jesus Says:

    jelly/jellz is mad old slang tho

    but dont get it twisted…

    Kza most definitely talks like a sorority girl

  203. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Wow its impressive that most of us knew what the cops did in 1985….cool

  204. illuminati by nature Says:

    the only hip hop tome ever worth copping is Ghostface’s “The World According to Pretty Toney”…if for nothing more than the hilarious, brilliantly incoherent rambles in the accompanying CD….”yo…sun…you gotta like, use a swiffer, not one of them generic shits, and like a gallon of pine sol to get dust outta your crib, kid…cuz uhhh…u never know how many CSI DNA’s them nasty ass chicks from the other night be leaving on your comforter…and that’s my word…”

  205. mcb Says:

    b Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:18 am
    i sent two letters back in autumn you must not have got em

    iceberg gems

    ^^^
    *waves hundreds on detroit street corner*

  206. Detroit P Says:

    I was shot multiple times in the stomach, back and shoulder- and I’m still alive.
    ^^
    Well…its moreso the combination of getting shot in your stomach, back and Head, that makes it impressive..like 50 getting shot in the face..anytime you catch a bullet to the face or dome and live you’re pretty lucky

    And these stories aren’t all that dramatic

    Jay saying “I raised the crime rate so high in 1 city, they sent National Guards to get me”..is dramatic…these not so much.

    but if really means that much to you, I’ll just shut the fuck up..carry on.

  207. Troyvul Says:

    Shout out Steve Johnson and Antonio Gates Carrying my Fantasy Team

  208. kevKONGquistador Says:

    Any DMV naghers in da area I got vip tables @ spots come thru

    >you that janky promoter that said currensy was gonna be at lux lounge jus to get the club poppin?

  209. hl Says:

    “The World According to Pretty Toney”…

    ^Hilarious. It really is a must have.

  210. baby jesus Says:

    Beezy talks/sounds like Fonzworth Bentley tho

  211. illuminati by nature Says:

    i sent two letters back in autumn you must not have got em

    iceberg gems

    **LOL

  212. Black Says:

    *daps CiCi*

    Colts on Sunday, who u wit?

  213. illuminati by nature Says:

    baby jesus Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:19 am
    jelly/jellz is mad old slang tho

    ***Right? Phife Dawg used it in “Lyrics to Go”, damn near like 20 yrs ago…”emcees they get jelly when the girlies rub my belly/kick a slow jam like my brotha r. kelly”

  214. Beezy Says:

    baby jesus Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Beezy talks/sounds like Fonzworth Bentley tho

    ^and dresses like …

    although more muted tones

  215. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    “The World According to Pretty Toney”…

    ^Hilarious. It really is a must have.
    ======================
    It really is though.

  216. baby jesus Says:

    beezy is in fact Tony Sinclair from the Tanqueray commercials

  217. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # b Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:18 am

    i sent two letters back in autumn you must not have got em

    iceberg gems
    ^^

    I am a stan, jayz say rip the doors off and the roof and like a stan what do i doi…Please dont get the fl tags

    tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2ijius0&s=7
    tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2cmwtuq&s=7

  218. illuminati by nature Says:

    hl Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:22 am
    “The World According to Pretty Toney”…

    ^Hilarious. It really is a must have.

    ***Don’t play that shit with chicks in the car, though…for some reason, the incoherent brilliance is flustering to them, LMAO

  219. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    *daps mcb*

    Ive been lurkin.. saw youve been taking some more shots than usual..

    That might have to do with my absence, and I want to apologize LOL

  220. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    Carnaby Gin>>>>>>>>

    Cheap and hangover proof fuck Tanquary(sp)

  221. cOLD Says:

    A possession charge on a school campus? They NOT letting you go under ANY circumstances– I know this. We not talking paperwork or anything. This is facts.

    ^ add to the fact, this is during the War on Drugs campaign and school zones became instant charges. Lets not act like cops aint in it for the stripes and accolades. smh

  222. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    megaupload.com/?d=5PHLFN4P

    ^^^
    “The World According to Pretty Toney”

  223. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Im turn fridays into fact fridays….fuck it

  224. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Black Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:23 am
    *daps CiCi*

    Colts on Sunday, who u wit?
    ^^^

    My heart says Eagles, my mind says Colts.

    Our secondary is FOUL right now, regardless of the Patterson/Hobbs switch. Plus our special teams has been super doo-doo. We cannot give Peyton a short field. That being said, if we run the ball, I think we have a shot.

  225. b Says:

    My girlfriend’s jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
    But she don’t know you like I know you jay, no one does
    She don’t know what it was like for people like us growin up
    You gotta call me man, I’ll be the biggest fan you’ll ever lose
    Sincerely yours, Stan — P.S.
    We should be together too

    iceberg gems

  226. baby jesus Says:

    >>> Gin

  227. illuminati by nature Says:

    @ CiCi- Vick’s starting this week, right?

  228. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Nigga set up a drug deal on a high school campus in Trenton…

    “Hill” had a ki in his locker.

  229. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    baby jesus Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Beezy talks/sounds like Fonzworth Bentley tho

    ^
    lol

  230. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Shout out to the best team in the nfc Tampa Bay Bucs

  231. cOLD Says:

    I am a stan, jayz say rip the doors off and the roof and like a stan what do i doi…Please dont get the fl tags

    tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2ijius0&s=7
    tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2cmwtuq&s=7

    ^ they call this a crazy88. nice move.

  232. kevKONGquistador Says:

    Im turn fridays into fact fridays….fuck it

    >stringer bell died tryna reform the system. i suspect you will soon as well.

  233. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    >>> Gin AND Juice
    ^^^
    FIXED!!!!!!!!!!

  234. CiCi The Intern Says:

    illuminati by nature Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:26 am
    @ CiCi- Vick’s starting this week, right?

    ^^

    Yes. Jackson is back as well.

  235. Detroit P Says:

    Contrary to Jay-Z’s belief, MC Hammer is not embarrassed at all about releasing “Better Run Run“. MC Hammer twittered the following quote yesterday evening: “He Blindsided me with “So Appalled” and now he “wines” me with his new book .. Sean Carter is a genius.. But don’t sleep on me.” Does Hammer have something else planned for Jay-Z? Only time will tell.
    ^^
    MC Homo

  236. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    wait wait wait wait Ice you really have a JayZ jeep?

  237. Beezy Says:

    baby jesus Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:26 am

    >>> Gin

    ^no-sign

    Tanqueray (and #10), Bombay, and Beefeater >

    and when you on my level

    Junipero >

  238. illuminati by nature Says:

    I thought Jackson was a gametime decision?

  239. hl Says:

    illuminati by nature Says:

    “The World According to Pretty Toney”…

    ^Hilarious. It really is a must have.

    ***Don’t play that shit with chicks in the car, though…for some reason, the incoherent brilliance is flustering to them, LMAO

    ^I think I tried to let my girl hear some of it when it came out. She usually has a pretty good sense of humor, but she gave me the blankest stare ever.

  240. cOLD Says:

    wait wait wait wait Ice you really have a JayZ jeep?

    ^ roff the embodiment of stanism.

  241. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    Tanqueray Rangpur>>

  242. b Says:

    and Beefeater >

    a yooooooooo

  243. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Tequila, Vodka, Rum, Brandy, Whiskey…in that order.

  244. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    My apologies to D BLOCK

    THE JOY>>>>>>>>>>>

    I stand corrected kill me

  245. illuminati by nature Says:

    Does Hammer have something else planned for Jay-Z? Only time will tell.

    ***LOL…

    kind of related- my brother is in this facebook group called “I hate when you go over to MC Hammer’s house, and he won’t let you touch anything” (n/h)…kind of corny, but still made me chuckle…

  246. baby jesus Says:

    and when you on my level

    Junipero >

    ^
    LOL, fuck is that supposed to mean? that shit is like $30 a bottle

    i know 16 yr olds on your level bro

  247. Black Says:

    Our secondary is FOUL right now, regardless of the Patterson/Hobbs switch. Plus our special teams has been super doo-doo. We cannot give Peyton a short field. That being said, if we run the ball, I think we have a shot.

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    With Vick back, and the return of the ghost of Desean Jackson i feel like we have a chance. That said Nate has to play better, Hobbs was hurt so he gets a slight pass for the Kenny Britt fiasco. Oh and Jason Peters is back which isnt much but id rather him face Freeney as opposed to Dunlap, who blocked Freeney for exactly one play and gave up exactly one sack lol.

  248. hl Says:

    >>> Gin AND Juice

    ^The song maybe.

  249. kevKONGquistador Says:

    wait wait wait wait Ice you really have a JayZ jeep?

    >temperatures rising! roffs.

  250. illuminati by nature Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Tequila, Vodka, Rum, Brandy, Whiskey…in that order.

    ***no cognac?

    LOL @ the “Beefeater” ayo…

  251. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:30 am

    wait wait wait wait Ice you really have a JayZ jeep?

    ^ roff the embodiment of stanism.
    ^^^^
    Acutally, diddy was first, but yes brother and 2 of my other homeboys

  252. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    baby jesus Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    and when you on my level

    Junipero >

    ^
    LOL, fuck is that supposed to mean? that shit is like $30 a bottle
    ^

    price check ether

  253. Beezy Says:

    baby jesus Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    and when you on my level

    Junipero >

    ^
    LOL, fuck is that supposed to mean? that shit is like $30 a bottle

    i know 16 yr olds on your level bro

    >>it gets pricier

  254. Black Says:

    illuminati by nature Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:26 am
    @ CiCi- Vick’s starting this week, right?

    ^^

    Yes. Jackson is back as well

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Its not the real Jackson, its a ghost or a fucking zombie. The real Desean Jackson was killed in a collision a couple weeks ago.

  255. baby jesus Says:

    cognac >

  256. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    wait wait wait wait Ice you really have a JayZ jeep?

    ^ roff the embodiment of stanism.

    ^
    is it JayZ blue?

  257. baby jesus Says:

    it gets pricier

    ^
    so then you got to be specific

  258. illuminati by nature Says:

    Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:32 am
    # cOLD Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:30 am

    wait wait wait wait Ice you really have a JayZ jeep?

    ^ roff the embodiment of stanism.
    ^^^^
    Acutally, diddy was first, but yes brother and 2 of my other homeboys

    ***lol..so what, you got a Jay-Z mural painted on the side, like you’re a radio personality and shit? The 99.5 FM, W-STN party truck? (none)

  259. Troyvul Says:

    Gin >

  260. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    cognac >
    ===========
    Yak is right before whiskey.

    I be on my clear liquor shit.

  261. Troyvul Says:

    Not even to gas Ice up but the Jeep does look dope, i woulda changed the rims but meh

  262. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Nope, but i do have money

  263. kevKONGquistador Says:

    but yes brother and 2 of my other homeboys

    >hov won.

  264. Beezy Says:

    my new fav mixed drink

    Sweet Tea Vodka and Water

    that shit is crackkkkkk

    its like you not even drinking liquor

  265. cOLD Says:

    Troyvul Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:35 am
    Not even to gas Ice up but the Jeep does look dope, i woulda changed the rims but meh

    ^ shit is proper, should’ve went for all black everything tho.

  266. CiCi The Intern Says:

    With Vick back, and the return of the ghost of Desean Jackson i feel like we have a chance. That said Nate has to play better, Hobbs was hurt so he gets a slight pass for the Kenny Britt fiasco. Oh and Jason Peters is back which isnt much but id rather him face Freeney as opposed to Dunlap, who blocked Freeney for exactly one play and gave up exactly one sack lol.
    ^^

    Indeed.

    That Kenny Britt situation still bothers me. Britt became a man that game.

  267. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    them new jeep cherokee srt8 are tough

  268. cOLD Says:

    kevKONGquistador Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:36 am
    but yes brother and 2 of my other homeboys

    >hov won.

    ^ cBc

  269. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Shout out to them bucs

  270. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    tinypic.com/r/2sbo9og/7
    ^^
    For my smokers only!! mcb where you at my kizza???

  271. baby jesus Says:

    Sweet Tea Vodka

    ^
    elaborate

  272. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    Beezy Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:36 am

    my new fav mixed drink

    Sweet Tea Vodka and Water

    that shit is crackkkkkk
    ^^
    LOL and you got the nerve to call me a sorority girl. You must be my big sister

  273. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    The bucs 5-2 and after this wkd will be6-2 for the best record in nfl….cici wish she had a team like this

  274. baby jesus Says:

    flavored vodkas are usuallly gross

    but i cant even lie

    i dont fuck wit goose like that but that la poire flavor is >

  275. Black Says:

    I hate anytype of flavored vodka. All that shit tastes like cough syrup to me.

  276. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:38 am
    The bucs 5-2 and after this wkd will be6-2 for the best record in nfl….cici wish she had a team like this
    ^^

    I’m okay, thank you.

  277. mcb Says:

    KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:24 am
    *daps mcb*

    Ive been lurkin.. saw youve been taking some more shots than usual..

    That might have to do with my absence, and I want to apologize LOL

    ^^^^^
    ahhaaha word.

    aint nothibng but talk on here, its fun/funny to me.

    *daps*

  278. mcb Says:

    Celtics>>>
    Patriots>>>>

  279. Beezy Says:

    baby jesus Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Sweet Tea Vodka

    ^
    elaborate

    >>nytimes.com/2009/02/11/dining/11vodka.html

  280. baby jesus Says:

    them new jeep cherokee srt8 are tough

    ^
    word

  281. kevKONGquistador Says:

    >hov won.

    ^ cBc

    >some nahkis would have you believe otherwise.

  282. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Coconut Ciroc >>>>

  283. mcb Says:

    E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:33 am
    wait wait wait wait Ice you really have a JayZ jeep?

    ^ roff the embodiment of stanism.

    ^
    is it JayZ blue?

    ^^^
    I hear it’s quite the hue too

  284. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # S.I.C.K.VET Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:37 am

    tinypic.com/r/2sbo9og/7
    ^^
    For my smokers only!! mcb where you at my kizza???
    ^^^

    Not to shit on this pic, but this is where i made a stop at in the d.r, noticed the lamps

    tinypic.com/view.php?pic=qydawl&s=7

  285. Black Says:

    That Kenny Britt situation still bothers me. Britt became a man that game.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    worse part is the nigga only played 3 quarters. That shit was disturbing.

  286. baby jesus Says:

    yo mcb

    you see me standing right here dont you (c) d_B

  287. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Niggas still drive Jeeps?

  288. Beezy Says:

    I don’t like vodka in general … maybe like a vanilla vodka with some ginger ale on occasion

    but Sweet Tea Vodka >

    mix it with water, so it isnt too sweet

    you’ll be fucked up in no time

  289. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    do Joe Budden stans drive ’92 yugo’s ?

  290. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:39 am

    Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:38 am
    The bucs 5-2 and after this wkd will be6-2 for the best record in nfl….cici wish she had a team like this
    ^^

    I’m okay, thank you.
    ^^^

    fuck u than bitch

    (said in the voice of a nigga that tried to holla at u and u gave him no time of day…no kev)

  291. illuminati by nature Says:

    Hulk Hogan raps “Juicy”….

    youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcLGzGHvRn0o&h=b6d28

  292. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    *daps the Iceman*

  293. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    people uploadin tinypic straight from their phone?

  294. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:40 am

    Niggas still drive Jeeps?
    ^^^
    Not sure up north, but im in fl. Its summer time year round..it was 84 ystrdy, but we have a cool front for the next 3 days, then back to normal

  295. Remixznflow Says:

    *icebergs it up*

    *rips doors off his beamer*

    *realizes how stupid that looks*

    *plays never change*

    *paints Jay Z mural*

    *feels better*

  296. baby jesus Says:

    yo bender

    cut the bullshit tho, did u read about the shit or have you actually tried it

  297. Remixznflow Says:

    yo iceberg

    go outside right now and put ‘Nahright dont believe me’ on your jeep…

    THEN take a picture.. and upload it…

  298. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    WHERES DRE

  299. kevKONGquistador Says:

    Niggas still drive Jeeps?

    >iceberg doesnt have a choice but to ride that tho. he got muscles, pause, on the back of his neck that he has to squeeze out the sun roof. its too hot where he is to do that in a sedan.

  300. baby jesus Says:

    people uploadin tinypic straight from their phone?

    ^
    y is this strange

  301. hl Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    yo iceberg

    go outside right now and put ‘Nahright dont believe me’ on your jeep…

    THEN take a picture.. and upload it…

    ====

    *waits*

  302. Beezy Says:

    baby jesus Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:43 am

    yo bender

    cut the bullshit tho, did u read about the shit or have you actually tried it

    ^I’ve had it tons of times.

    Its everywhere … there are a bunch of diff brands making it too.

    I’m telling you, get some ASAP.

  303. mcb Says:

    i gotta say, iceberg doesnt seem phazed by anying, gotta respect that he is fightin against almost all of NR.

  304. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:41 am
    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:39 am

    Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:38 am
    The bucs 5-2 and after this wkd will be6-2 for the best record in nfl….cici wish she had a team like this
    ^^

    I’m okay, thank you.
    ^^^

    fuck u than bitch

    (said in the voice of a nigga that tried to holla at u and u gave him no time of day…no kev)
    ^^

    Ha!

  305. baby jesus Says:

    WHERES DRE

    ^
    Who gives a shit?

    Good Riddance

  306. mcb Says:

    CiCi, why doesnt Vick like Brent Celek

    why doesnt anyone pass to him anymore…

  307. illuminati by nature Says:

    Damn, Iceberg has an almost religious fascination with Hov…I’ve never liked anybody that much in my entire life, LOL…

  308. young hov Says:

    *dead* @ the Jeep. Dude is Bleek type loyal

  309. hl Says:

    Maserati with the silver hue >>>

  310. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # Remixznflow Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    yo iceberg

    go outside right now and put ‘Nahright dont believe me’ on your jeep…

    THEN take a picture.. and upload it…
    ^^^^^
    @ work, but facts or facts no need to lie…

  311. kevKONGquistador Says:

    tinypic.com/view.php?pic=qydawl&s=7

    >this nigga takin pics of the gen pop garden @ guantanamo bay?

  312. Remixznflow Says:

    # mcb Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    i gotta say, iceberg doesnt seem phazed by anying, gotta respect that he is fightin against almost all of NR.

    ^
    LOL… this isnt an arena in the middle of rome…

    but he DID just upload a pic of a jeep with no doors…

    c’mon…

  313. illuminati by nature Says:

    young hov Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:46 am
    *dead* @ the Jeep. Dude is Bleek type loyal

    ***Iceberg customized his jeep in my image like a horse’s rear/cuz even when I die he’s not in my will, nowhere…

  314. 007 Says:

    Dead @ KevKng

    Nigga set me up w dat Currensy bullshit in DC fuckerz went all the way out there nigga ain even sho

  315. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # mcb Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    i gotta say, iceberg doesnt seem phazed by anying, g^^

    ^^^^

    Nah, its just friday and im bored and no one has sparked a good convo up, so why not

  316. CiCi The Intern Says:

    mcb Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:45 am
    CiCi, why doesnt Vick like Brent Celek

    why doesnt anyone pass to him anymore…
    ^^^

    Celek’s numbers are down, sure but that b/c Maclin has become Vick’s favorite target. If Kolb was the starter, Celek’s numbers would be pretty damn good.

  317. mcb Says:

    007 Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:47 am
    Dead @ KevKng

    Nigga set me up w dat Currensy bullshit in DC fuckerz went all the way out there nigga ain even sho

    ^^^
    whattttttttttttt?

    wait did you see why he didnt show, that sucks

  318. kevKONGquistador Says:

    Dead @ KevKng

    Nigga set me up w dat Currensy bullshit in DC fuckerz went all the way out there nigga ain even sho

    >and probably still cleaned up at the door and bar.

  319. illuminati by nature Says:

    Nigga set me up w dat Currensy bullshit in DC fuckerz went all the way out there nigga ain even sho

    ****Wu Tang pulled the same ish, like 2 yrs ago…they were supposed to be @ Love (n/h)…

  320. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    I got a slight headache on the left side.mono headaches FTL.

    I got a felling detroit gonna beat the jets this week.They are up and coming(II).

  321. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # kevKONGquistador Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    Niggas still drive Jeeps?

    >iceberg doesnt have a choice but to ride that tho. he got muscles, pause, on the back of his neck that he has to squeeze out the sun roof. its too hot where he is to do that in a sedan.
    ^^^

    Niggas scurred of the gym, kev….

  322. young hov Says:

    Iceberg customized his jeep in my image like a horse’s rear/cuz even when I die he’s not in my will, nowhere…
    ^^^
    lolololol

  323. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    One thing i do know if nahright ever have another bbq

    When some of u lil niggas see me

    Yall better run
    better run run

  324. Remixznflow Says:

    I got a felling detroit gonna beat the jets this week.They are up and coming(II).

    ^
    nigga you need to go and lay down somewhere.. cuz that headache is clearly fucking with your ability to think rationally…

  325. illuminati by nature Says:

    S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:50 am
    I got a slight headache on the left side.mono headaches FTL.

    **you got mono? leave that jailbait alone, catching high school diseases, and shit, LOL..j/k…(n/h)…the trifecta…

  326. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    Im gonna go to that bluroc tour to see Curren$y in NYC next week.. that shit is going to be a hipster fest

  327. Remixznflow Says:

    # Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:51 am

    One thing i do know if nahright ever have another bbq

    When some of u lil niggas see me

    Yall better run
    better run run

    ^
    why did this make me laugh out loud?

  328. Dewill Says:

    No one talks… lost in the muhfukin mood…

  329. baby jesus Says:

    detroit will put up a fight, and find a way to lose in the end….as usual

  330. hl Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    One thing i do know if nahright ever have another bbq

    When some of u lil niggas see me

    Yall better run
    better run run

    ^
    why did this make me laugh out loud?

    ^Me too.

  331. Jersey*made*me Says:

    It’s morning
    And now it’s time for us to say goodbye
    Goodbye baby, you’re leaving me
    I know you’ve got to hurry home to face your wife, wife

    Dear Shawn Corey Carter,

    I would never want to hurt her, no, no, no
    She would never understand
    You belong to me for just one night
    As we slept the night away

    I would never, never want to hurt her, no, no, no
    She would never understand
    You belong to me for just one night
    As we slept the night away.

    xoxoxoxox

    #Iceberggems

  332. mcb Says:

    Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:51 am
    One thing i do know if nahright ever have another bbq

    When some of u lil niggas see me

    Yall better run
    better run run

    ^^
    #1 reasonw hy BBQ wont happen

    it would have to be inside with metal detectors and shit. how you gonna BBQ inside.

  333. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    # Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:51 am

    One thing i do know if nahright ever have another bbq

    When some of u lil niggas see me

    Yall better run
    better run run
    ^

    I never understood this mindset.

    People are just too angry

  334. illuminati by nature Says:

    LOL @ Jersey…nigga quoted “As we lay”….***DIES***

  335. b Says:

    iceberg got a vasectomy and a closet full of rocawear

  336. kevKONGquistador Says:

    Niggas scurred of the gym, kev….

    >i worked out on some jane fonda shit, pause, once in my life, and havent lost a bit of musle or tone to warrant goin to the gym cause i’m an African. i do calisthenics in the crib, got a pull up bar, curl bar, but thas all in need to feel fit enough to run if needed, or break a niggas face, at 34yrs of age.

    i only run in the winter. thas a challenge i respect.

  337. Remixznflow Says:

    I never understood this mindset.

    People are just too angry

    ^
    ‘when taking it personal for so many years goes wrong’

  338. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # mcb Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:51 am
    One thing i do know if nahright ever have another bbq

    When some of u lil niggas see me

    Yall better run
    better run run

    ^^
    #1 reasonw hy BBQ wont happen

    it would have to be inside with metal detectors and shit. how you gonna BBQ inside.
    ^^^
    Man these niggas aint got no guns and no one aint going do shit. they just going meet each other and bust out laughin, drink and smoke a lil and than ether a couple of nerds in perston thats all

  339. CiCi The Intern Says:

    illuminati by nature Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Nigga set me up w dat Currensy bullshit in DC fuckerz went all the way out there nigga ain even sho

    ****Wu Tang pulled the same ish, like 2 yrs ago…they were supposed to be @ Love (n/h)…
    ^^^

    That should’ve told you right there…Wu and Love don’t mix.

  340. Beezy Says:

    I would never let my 26yr old live-at-home son go to rap concerts.

  341. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    #1 reasonw hy BBQ wont happen

    it would have to be inside with metal detectors and shit. how you gonna BBQ inside.
    ========================
    LMAO

  342. Remixznflow Says:

    Man these niggas aint got no guns and no one aint going do shit. they just going meet each other and bust out laughin, drink and smoke a lil and than ether a couple of nerds in perston thats all

    ^
    basically

  343. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # kevKONGquistador Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:55 am

    Niggas scurred of the gym, kev….

    >i worked out on some jane fonda shit, pause, once in my life, and havent lost a bit of musle or tone to warrant goin to the gym cause i’m an African. i do calisthenics in the crib, got a pull up bar, curl bar, but thas all in need to feel fit enough to run if needed, or break a niggas face, at 34yrs of age.

    i only run in the winter. thas a challenge i respect.
    ^^^^
    I respect that but calisthenics get boring for me, its only so many times u can lift your own body weight

  344. illuminati by nature Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:56 am
    illuminati by nature Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Nigga set me up w dat Currensy bullshit in DC fuckerz went all the way out there nigga ain even sho

    ****Wu Tang pulled the same ish, like 2 yrs ago…they were supposed to be @ Love (n/h)…
    ^^^

    That should’ve told you right there…Wu and Love don’t mix.

    ***LOL…I didn’t pay for the tix, though…they were a hookup from Big Homie (n/h), so no harm, no foul…

  345. kevKONGquistador Says:

    When some of u lil niggas see me

    Yall better run
    better run run

    >uh-oh. lil niggas of nah is circled?!

  346. hl Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    Man these niggas aint got no guns and no one aint going do shit. they just going meet each other and bust out laughin, drink and smoke a lil and than ether a couple of nerds in perston thats all

    ^
    basically

    ^Maybe. But Jihad and Eskay will have to fight, if they ever met in person.

  347. Detroit P Says:

    In this Edition of Taking L’s:

    Dusted: Man Goes Mad Chasing Guy Around Nekkid, Jumping On Cars & Then Gets Beat Up!

    *Note* I By No Means Watched this video.

  348. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Dear Shawn,

    Mmhmm

    The night we met, I often remember
    Two strangers meeting for the very first time
    Now here we are, facing eachother
    Two lovers holding onto something real

    Something so meaningful, If you wanna know how I feel

    (chorus)
    I feel good (I feel good)
    Baby I feel good all over (baby I feel good all over)
    You and I have what lovers dream about

    xoxoxox

    #Iceberggems

  349. illuminati by nature Says:

    ^Maybe. But Jihad and Eskay will have to fight, if they ever met in person.

    ***hopefully after a couple of drinks (none)…uncoordinated fake karate and MMA moves, FTW….

  350. Remixznflow Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am

    ^
    1.

  351. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    Beezy Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:56 am

    I would never let my 26yr old live-at-home son go to rap concerts
    ^
    dont age me prematurely

  352. Beezy Says:

    Iceberg better come to the BBQ with mad pills for a nigga

    for xannies and percs, your granny get murked

  353. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # hl Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am

    Remixznflow Says:

    Man these niggas aint got no guns and no one aint going do shit. they just going meet each other and bust out laughin, drink and smoke a lil and than ether a couple of nerds in perston thats all

    ^
    basically

    ^Maybe. But Jihad and Eskay will have to fight, if they ever met in person.
    ^^^

    this is tru, jihad posted a essay last night on the rise and fall of nahright, nigga was dropping all kinda inside secrets. No joke that nigga really hate eskay

  354. b Says:

    I respect that but calisthenics get boring for me, its only so many times u can lift your own body weight

    ^^i feel this way about weights.i bet you will never see a line at the gym for the pull up bar, ninjas cant fuck with it.all u need is pull ups and push ups.dips are cool too

  355. mcb Says:

    Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:55 am
    # mcb Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 10:51 am
    One thing i do know if nahright ever have another bbq

    When some of u lil niggas see me

    Yall better run
    better run run

    ^^
    #1 reasonw hy BBQ wont happen

    it would have to be inside with metal detectors and shit. how you gonna BBQ inside.
    ^^^
    Man these niggas aint got no guns and no one aint going do shit. they just going meet each other and bust out laughin, drink and smoke a lil and than ether a couple of nerds in perston thats all

    ^^^
    this would be my hope. but there is prob some internet kid that got hella embarrased one day and is waiting for the opportunity.

    yu know rappers would show up and be like “yo little punk asss bastards, who is this mothafucka land, i gotta tlak to him”

  356. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    all the working out in the world can save you from a good old fashion asswhippin.you get hit square on the button you going to sleep.

    @Remix I`m a jet fan nigga but dont sleep on detroit nigga!

    *daps my nigga Jerz*

  357. illuminati by nature Says:

    (chorus)
    I feel good (I feel good)
    Baby I feel good all over (baby I feel good all over)
    You and I have what lovers dream about

    ***n/h, but I never was able to fully decipher that last line…it always sounds like “you and I ha raba shree-aah clause..oh-woe!!”

  358. CiCi The Intern Says:

    ***LOL…I didn’t pay for the tix, though…they were a hookup from Big Homie (n/h), so no harm, no foul…
    ^^^

    That again should’ve told you. Ha!

  359. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Nobody wanna see us together
    But it don’t matter no
    Cause I got you babe
    Nobody wanna see us together
    But it don’t matter no
    Cause I got you babe
    Cause we gon’ fight
    Oh yes we gon’ fight
    Jay Z we gon’ fight
    We gon’ fight
    Fight for our right to love yeah
    Nobody wanna see us together
    But it don’t matter no
    Cause I got you

    xoxoxox

    #Iceberggems

  360. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    Im breakin up some weed called ‘chernobyl’..

    *packs bubbler*
    *puts on lead vest*

  361. kevKONGquistador Says:

    lil camel midgets taller than eskay are gonna materialize from icebergs back like a gremlin at the NahBQ and attack all yall screennames poppin off right now.

    i’ll be watchin from my snoop de ville w/cici.

  362. Dewill Says:

    Dear Shawn,

    Mmhmm

    The night we met, I often remember
    Two strangers meeting for the very first time
    Now here we are, facing eachother
    Two lovers holding onto something real

    Something so meaningful, If you wanna know how I feel

    (chorus)
    I feel good (I feel good)
    Baby I feel good all over (baby I feel good all over)
    You and I have what lovers dream about

    xoxoxox

    #Iceberggems

    ^^^^
    OH SHIT

    #SoapOperaEther

  363. Nah'sOnlyWhiteboy Says:

    If the nahright BBQ happened, I would bring a slip n slide and have a great time while all the old black genetlemen fight and shoot eachother

  364. Beezy Says:

    jihad posted a essay last night on the rise and fall of nahright

    ^what thread?

  365. Troyvul Says:

    I’ll buy a 9in Shank for the BBQ

  366. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    this would be my hope. but there is prob some internet kid that got hella embarrased one day and is waiting for the opportunity.
    ^^^^
    Nah joe 88 wont come

  367. Jersey*made*me Says:

    whaddup S.I.C.K.,*daps the masses*

  368. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    # Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:02 am

    this would be my hope. but there is prob some internet kid that got hella embarrased one day and is waiting for the opportunity.
    ^^^^
    Nah joe 88 wont come
    ^
    speaking of which..

    WTF was Joe88 on yesterday?

  369. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # kevKONGquistador Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am

    lil camel midgets taller than eskay are gonna materialize from icebergs back like a gremlin at the NahBQ and attack all yall screennames poppin off right now.

    i’ll be watchin from my snoop de ville w/cici.
    ^^^

    Ole shit cici riding shotgun….(singing, reunited and it feels so good)

  370. baby jesus Says:

    lol @ snoop de ville

    didint they stop makin coupe deville’s in like 02?

    nigga u broke

  371. Dewill Says:

    Also

    #AkonLoveSongEther

  372. Troyvul Says:

    Sup Jers

  373. Jersey*made*me Says:

    KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am

    *dons Dockers*

    *eats Wheat Thins*

    *smells like wet dogs*

    ^^

    Do you playboy.

  374. cOLD Says:

    ^^^^
    Nah joe 88 wont come
    ^
    speaking of which..

    WTF was Joe88 on yesterday?

    ^ joe88 was in rare form, sparking at any and everyone.

  375. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    WTF was Joe88 on yesterday?
    ^^^

    yea that nigga came in blazing, talking about he a star and with a freestyle that reminding u of the dudes that used to rap by the coke machine in high school

  376. Travelin' Man Says:

    When some of u lil niggas see me

    Yall better run
    better run run

    ^ Lol

  377. cOLD Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 11:05 am
    KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am

    *dons Dockers*

    *eats Wheat Thins*

    *smells like wet dogs*

    ^^

    Do you playboy

    ^ roffle, *daps Jerz*

  378. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Oh please, I pick up Iceberg in my Mary Kay PT Cruiser all thee time…

  379. kevKONGquistador Says:

    Nah’sOnlyWhiteboy Says:

    while all the old black genetlemen fight and shoot eachother

    >AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  380. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    french kevin’s gonna show up at the bbq with his ak-47

  381. baby jesus Says:

    *kevs it up*
    *whips pontiac aztek*

  382. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:06 am

    Oh please, I pick up Iceberg in my Mary Kay PT Cruiser all thee time…
    ^^^

    That is True

  383. Troyvul Says:

    ^ joe88 was in rare form, sparking at any and everyone.
    ^
    The Ghost of Land set up shop in his Brain

  384. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Shawn I done bought every cd twice,my knees are healthy,I got condoms,why we bullshitting?

    #Iceberggems

  385. Black Says:

    yea that nigga came in blazing, talking about he a star

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    *dead*

  386. cOLD Says:

    Iceberg uses volkswagon beatles as ankle weights.

  387. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I think Joe 88 does drugs.

  388. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    The money is really worth it, so im pissing you off on purpose

  389. Jersey*made*me Says:

    cOLD whaddup

  390. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    yea that nigga came in blazing, talking about he a star

    ^
    rofl

  391. kevKONGquistador Says:

    did anyone listen to joes new song?

  392. cOLD Says:

    Shawn I done bought every cd twice,my knees are healthy,I got condoms,why we bullshitting?

    ^ Yo.

  393. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:08 am

    I think Joe 88 does drugs.
    ^^^^^

    Gets job filming at n. dame

  394. Beezy Says:

    *kevs it up*

    *is the Schwam of Boston bus schedules*

  395. CiCi The Intern Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 11:08 am
    I think Joe 88 does drugs.
    ^^^

    He’s from Baltimore, come one now…its the reason why these dudes say ‘yew’ instead of ‘you’.

  396. b Says:

    all the working out in the world can save you from a good old fashion asswhippin.you get hit square on the button you going to sleep

    ^^sick u just saying that cuz u a glutton sloppy ninja, you better put that sandwich down and do some excercise.some people think twice about testing a brolic ninja.(some)

  397. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    I want that trailblazer SS. i might go check one out today

  398. Black Says:

    did anyone listen to joes new song?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    It was like a minute freestyle. It was alright but nothing special.

  399. Beezy Says:

    KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:09 am

    I want that trailblazer SS. i might go check one out today

    ^Get a place of your own before you go buy a car … yeesh

  400. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    # b Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:09 am

    all the working out in the world can save you from a good old fashion asswhippin.you get hit square on the button you going to sleep

    ^^sick u just saying that cuz u a glutton sloppy ninja, you better put that sandwich down and do some excercise.some people think twice about testing a brolic ninja.(some)
    ^^^
    Ive seen a lot of drunk niggas saying this to bouncers in night club and then i watched them get there drunk ass folded up and thrown outside….no di jazzy jeff

  401. RIGZ Says:

    # Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:05 am

    WTF was Joe88 on yesterday?
    ^^^

    yea that nigga came in blazing, talking about he a star and with a freestyle that reminding u of the dudes that used to rap by the coke machine in high school

    ^^^

    Wow, thats not very nice lol

  402. cOLD Says:

    sick u just saying that cuz u a glutton sloppy ninja, you better put that sandwich down and do some excercise.some people think twice about testing a brolic ninja.(some)

    ^ it’s the humble nigga you better worry about. Best believe some ill shit happened to dude that he got tucked away deep in his brain, that brought him on the path to humbleness. These are the niggas you should worry about. Its a reason they stay to themselves and dont bother no one.

  403. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    I want that trailblazer SS. i might go check one out today

    ^Get a place of your own before you go buy a car … yeesh

    ^
    or at least upgrade from an air matress in the attic to a futon in the guest room

    smh

  404. kevKONGquistador Says:

    It was like a minute freestyle. It was alright but nothing special.

    >word? no sublims, no direct shots, nothing about RJs coke habit? nothing?

  405. Troyvul Says:

    Land Needs to Drop that Record

  406. Black Says:

    Ive seen a lot of drunk niggas saying this to bouncers in night club and then i watched them get there drunk ass folded up and thrown outside….no di jazzy jeff

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Yeah at some point physics will take over. I dont care if u mayweather, try and fight a nigga thats 2 or 3 times your size that shit prolly gon end bad for u.

  407. Jersey*made*me Says:

    *goes to work*

    Iceberg you’re a good sport homie,*daps*

    Yall niggas be safe this weekend.

    1

  408. Beezy Says:

    KzA cut that umbilical chord son … you still trying to crawl back in the womb and shit?

    Your a grownup now, stand on your own two.

  409. big_seth Says:

    Beezy Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:39 am
    baby jesus Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Sweet Tea Vodka

    ^
    elaborate

    >>nytimes.com/2009/02/11/dining/11vodka.html
    ^^

    That might be one of our clients at the gig.

    I think we are talking to them still though.

  410. cOLD Says:

    Black Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Ive seen a lot of drunk niggas saying this to bouncers in night club and then i watched them get there drunk ass folded up and thrown outside….no di jazzy jeff

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Yeah at some point physics will take over. I dont care if u mayweather, try and fight a nigga thats 2 or 3 times your size that shit prolly gon end bad for u.

    ^ there is this thing called adrenaline… its to be respected.

  411. &What?! Says:

    I’M BACK LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF FRONT, PUSSYCLARTS!

  412. baby jesus Says:

    smh @ CiCi lettin Kev bone beacuse he let her whip his Daewoo around philly for the afternoon

  413. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    Beezy Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:14 am

    KzA cut that umbilical chord son … you still trying to crawl back in the womb and shit?
    ^

    you know my situation. stop playin.. Im getting out of here as soon as possible

  414. Travelin' Man Says:

    it’s the humble nigga you better worry about.

    ^ Word, cats are knowing all kinds of ish now and days, undercover UFC fighters looking like revenge of nerds extras

  415. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Got work to do, but on the real, everyone call there mom and just say I love u, shit might mean a lot to ur old moms

    im out

  416. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    Ive seen a lot of drunk niggas saying this to bouncers in night club and then i watched them get there drunk ass folded up and thrown outside….no di jazzy jeff

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Yeah at some point physics will take over. I dont care if u mayweather, try and fight a nigga thats 2 or 3 times your size that shit prolly gon end bad for u.

    ^
    on a related note, those japanese superhulk fights where they pair up middleweights against superheavyweights might be some of the best (sfw) freak show entertainment on the net

  417. CiCi The Intern Says:

    baby jesus Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 11:16 am
    smh @ CiCi lettin Kev bone beacuse he let her whip his Daewoo around philly for the afternoon
    ^^^

    Nah, he had to eat me so he could borrow my SEPTA bus pass.

    True story.

  418. cOLD Says:

    but on the real, everyone call there mom and just say I love u, shit might mean a lot to ur old moms

    ^gem Peace.

  419. illuminati by nature Says:

    talking about he a star and with a freestyle that reminding u of the dudes that used to rap by the coke machine in high school

    ***LMAO

  420. young hov Says:

    Nah, he had to eat me so he could borrow my SEPTA bus pass.

    True story.
    ^^^
    *dead*

  421. Black Says:

    Got work to do, but on the real, everyone call there mom and just say I love u, shit might mean a lot to ur old moms

    im out

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Cant get mad at that.

  422. &What?! Says:

    We hate Tottenham
    We hate Tottenham
    We hate Tottenham
    We hate Tottenham

  423. b Says:

    ^ there is this thing called adrenaline… its to be respected.

    ^^co sign. Ive never been the best fighter but I have more wins than losses because of this.I have two rules, stay calm, and never let anybody get close.

  424. baby jesus Says:

    Nah, he had to eat me so he could borrow my SEPTA bus pass.

    True story.

    ^
    do tell

  425. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I have two rules, stay calm, and never let anybody get close.
    ======================================
    What Bow Wow said about his time at Chris Stokes house.

  426. Travelin' Man Says:

    everyone call there mom and just say I love u, shit might mean a lot to ur old moms

    ^ real talk, I have been slippin with this

    *daps*

  427. &What?! Says:

    I have two rules, stay calm, and never let anybody get close.

    ^

    This.

  428. kevKONGquistador Says:

    True story.

    >delusional ho. it was a brolic lady pimps jiffy cab service. remember?

  429. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    it was a brolic lady pimps jiffy cab service. remember?
    ===============================
    Translator?

    Anybody speak caveman?

  430. Troyvul Says:

    Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

    The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

    According to investigators, Williams–who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn–showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

    While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

    This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

    When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams–who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated–nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

    Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

  431. b Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:22 am
    I have two rules, stay calm, and never let anybody get close.
    ======================================
    What Bow Wow said about his time at Chris Stokes house.

    ^^thats cute tramp geez,put more effort into that blog and less into chasing crackheads, shitting in project elevators,and homo jokes

  432. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    size is more of a factor if the two guys are of comparitive skill level, but in a street fight I’d think speed has to be way more important than size…

  433. &What?! Says:

    Women say they judge a man by how he treats his mother.. this the reason fuck boy music gets no play, cause he be beating his mother for losing one of his socks.

  434. kevKONGquistador Says:

    Anybody speak caveman?

    >ain ya moms ova ya shoulder monitoring ya online browsing? ask her.

  435. hl Says:

    E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    November 5th, 2010 at 11:27 am
    size is more of a factor if the two guys are of comparitive skill level

    ^Ayo!

  436. CiCi The Intern Says:

    While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

    ^^^

    This can’t be real. This can’t be life.

  437. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    put more effort into that blog and less into chasing crackheads, shitting in project elevators,and homo jokes
    ================================
    But that’s all I’m really good at.

  438. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    no homo

  439. Cypher Says:

    ^ there is this thing called adrenaline… its to be respected.

    ^
    Adrenaline isn’t a super power nigga. Plus everyone has adrenalin including the nigga you fighting

  440. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    too late

    :(

  441. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
    ==========================================
    Pussy.

  442. b Says:

    amp what are ya thoughts on cyhi?

  443. Troyvul Says:

    thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

  444. kevKONGquistador Says:

    amp you 30 still in the pjs? uuughh!

    aaaaawww ether fridays!

    *pulls down chopper*

  445. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I think Sidney Starr is gonna get bodied before Kat Stacks.

  446. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    ^^sick u just saying that cuz u a glutton sloppy ninja
    ^^
    cmon b it`s too early son please get off my dick and let me grow.I`m confident that I can knock you the fuck out then piss on you.*no shots of course*

    *daps cOLD*

  447. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    amp you 30 still in the pjs?
    ==================
    Nah.

    But the bitch I just came from seeing was.

    So I guess that’s still considered a fail.

  448. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

    ^

    *cOLD’s it up*
    *dives in*

  449. kevKONGquistador Says:

    citrus deisel>>>>>sour deisel

  450. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”
    ^
    lol

  451. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    amp what are ya thoughts on cyhi?
    ===========================
    Best rapper on G.O.O.D. Music.

  452. Cypher Says:

    Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

    ^
    wow… This needs to be a lifetime movie.

    Sn- do they still make those?

  453. kevKONGquistador Says:

    But the bitch I just came from seeing was.

    So I guess that’s still considered a fail.

    >was her mouth clean?

  454. &What?! Says:

    I’d have licked that pussy anyway, pussy is pussy.

  455. Travelin' Man Says:

    “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

    ^ t-shirt status

  456. Suaveebolaetc.etc. Says:

    *daps the assembly*

    @Troyvul – are there any Diwali celebrations popping off downtown??

  457. b Says:

    S.I.C.K.VET Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:31 am
    ^^sick u just saying that cuz u a glutton sloppy ninja
    ^^
    cmon b it`s too early son please get off my dick and let me grow.I`m confident that I can knock you the fuck out then piss on you.*no shots of course*

    ^^knock me out?maybe, maybe not lol.pissed on?u still have a lot of growing to do no fbm.im giving u advice that may save ya life, and this is the thanks i get, ungrateful nahggers.

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