J. Cole – I’m On It
Consistent.
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Previously: J. Cole ft. Omen & Fashawn – Relaxation (Prod. by J. Cole)
October 20th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
netherlands Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
We’re lucky restaurants don’t charge a dining fee.
^^
Some charge an automatic Gratuity. Places like Fogo De’ Chao, Ruth’s Chris, and other restaurants with a high level of service (i.e, multiple people waiting your table) normally do. Also, restaurants apply one when your party exceeds 8 people or more.
Jihad
October 20th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
One time these dudes tried to leave me a stick of gum
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Thats some shit you fight a nigga over, mad disrespectful.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
land: I’ll have the vegetarian spaghetti
Server: Will that be all?
Land’s wifey: I don’t like the way she asked that.
_______________________________
Server to cook: Take care of this plate *wink* and rub that pig foot in there. I remember this nigga.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Black Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
One time these dudes tried to leave me a stick of gum
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Thats some shit you fight a nigga over, mad disrespectful.
^^^
depends was it hat new trident layers?
October 20th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
usual J. Cole……good verses shitty hook
October 20th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
man.. i remember once when houston was hosting the allstar game me and my boys went down to see the sites and whatnot (had a great time.. that shit was epic but thats another story)
anyway last day and we are all broke.. not much money but we stop at ihop to eat…
we all knew we didnt have enough to tip so all of us just didnt tip.. except for one asshole nigga.. wanna know what he tipped.. 1 cent.
the server was maaaaaddd… we got up to leave and made it to the parking lot… this chick comes OUTSIDE to throw the penny at that nigga…
i died… i really did.. i was in tears for half of that 8 hour drive back home… smh…
October 20th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
This shit + The Co$$/Gibbs + LEP Bogus = a better than average day on Nah…
October 20th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
depends was it hat new trident layers?
^^
*DEAD*
Nah this kizza left a stick of fuckin juicy fruit or some shit. I didn’t take it I gave it back to them. I was heated, but what I’m gonna do? fight a college football team. Like 7 big dudes.
I aint stupid. only people there were this other waiter and this old ass cook.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
I hope you don’t have a restaurant you frequent…
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thats just it..
we dont eat out much at all…
and we aint regulars at no one establishment…
we get take out most times when we eat out…
besides… i aint trying to sit in no restaurants with a bunch of loud ass ciagrette smoking crackers anyway..
and leave a tip for that shit?… k …
home >>>>>>>>>>
October 20th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Server: Would you like to see a menu?
Land: Yes. Thanks.
Land’s wifey: This biiiiitch.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Land gets extra fum-unda cheese on all his meals.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
# bLACK fAVRE Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
I hope you don’t have a restaurant you frequent…
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thats just it..
we dont eat out much at all…
and we aint regulars at no one establishment…
we get take out most times when we eat out…
besides… i aint trying to sit in no restaurants with a bunch of loud ass ciagrette smoking crackers anyway..
and leave a tip for that shit?… k …
home >>>>>>>>>>
^
this nigga is old school…
thats how i was raised… plus it saves a lot of money…
October 20th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
cASHMERE cAVALLI aka sNOWbUNNY sAMPSON Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
usual J. Cole……good verses shitty hook
^^
Pretty much.
JihaD
October 20th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
DEAD @ me having that Salt Lake City Bee’s fitted Wiz wearing in that video….if that aint a random ass fitted for someone to be wearing, idk what is
October 20th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
manager: how did you folks enjoy the food?
land: oh it was outstanding thanks for asking
manager: well i figured i would come over and offer you a free desert!
land: why yes that would be terrific!
lands wifey: yes thanks!
*manager leaves*
land: what we look like? poor folk?
lands wifey: that biiiiitch.. there goes the tip!
October 20th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I just don’t understand how people can go into a place and eat not wanting to tip, but expects great service. It’s like the welfare attitude. Some cats complain about the cheese and milk they get. They want 50 dollar cheese for nothing.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Remixznflow Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
manager: how did you folks enjoy the food?
land: oh it was outstanding thanks for asking
manager: well i figured i would come over and offer you a free desert!
land: why yes that would be terrific!
lands wifey: yes thanks!
*manager leaves*
land: what we look like? poor folk?
lands wifey: that biiiiitch.. there goes the tip!
^^^
*dead*
JihaD
October 20th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Eating at home >>>>>>
It’s usually healthier too.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Remixznflow Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
manager: how did you folks enjoy the food?
land: oh it was outstanding thanks for asking
manager: well i figured i would come over and offer you a free desert!
land: why yes that would be terrific!
lands wifey: yes thanks!
*manager leaves*
land: what we look like? poor folk?
lands wifey: that biiiiitch.. there goes the tip!
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Applebee’s ether…
and thanks… im using that one if we ever go there again
October 20th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
bLACK fAVRE Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
and leave a tip for that shit?… k …
^^
i appreciate good service so I leave a tip. Food is something I don’t play with and I’m not gonna piss of anyone who may handle my food.
do you though. LOL. And I’m not eating anywhere that allows smoking. Thats hella gross.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
I imagine some dudes go into a strip club and don’t expect to tip.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Friday Nights mean’s CiCi’s Pizza for me and my Junior. He’s under 4 years old so he eats for free. $9 all I can eat
October 20th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
manager: well i figured i would come over and offer you a free desert!
land: why yes that would be terrific!
lands wifey: yes thanks!
*manager leaves*
land: what we look like? poor folk?
lands wifey: that biiiiitch.. there goes the tip!
^^
*DEAD*
October 20th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
damn wayne moved 125k from behind bars with minimum promo
Def Jam should be ashamed of themselves
October 20th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
netherlands Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I just don’t understand how people can go into a place and eat not wanting to tip, but expects great service. It’s like the welfare attitude.
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thats a dumbass analogy…
welfare recipients get money and healthcare for NOTHING..
restaurants get PAID to serve me my got damn food in a clean and professional manner…
nigga you must be a waitress…
October 20th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
host: table for 2?
Land’s Wifey: BITCH!!! WTF I look like?
October 20th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
This one time my brother took the family out for dinner. I was like 12 of us at Kinzie’s Chop House. The bill came back and it was $350 so my brother told me to handle the tip. I went to take the guy a $50 when we were leaving and went over there to hand him the bill when he starts talking to his co-worker. His words “I knew that bumbling black mother fucker wasn’t going to leave me shit. Probably spent his section 8 check here tonight.” His co-worker was looking me in the face to whole time. Dude turned around a looked at me. I swear this kizza went from white to transparent. While I was going to fuck him up, manager walks over and voided our whole bill.
So yeah, you niggas be real ungrateful.
BTW-white people tip the worst. In every Bar and social event I’ve worked at, them boys are cheap ass hell. The people who tip the best are white women. Next is Black men.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
nigga you must be a waitress…
^^
ROFFLE
October 20th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
damn wayne moved 125k from behind bars with minimum promo
^How is this album? I havent heard it
October 20th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Lmao at Kitchen Staff getting “hype” when land enters a restaurant
October 20th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Deen Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Eating at home >>>>>>
It’s usually healthier too.
^^
This is true.
JihaD
October 20th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
netherlands Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
I imagine some dudes go into a strip club and don’t expect to tip.
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i dont go to strip clubs…for what?
i can look at naked pussy for free…
if ima do all that, id just pay a cute crack ho straightup for some “service”
no tips of course…
October 20th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
This is a message to Eng Rep’s bitch ass.
Inter >>> Tottenscum.
2-0 up. Also one player up. Less than 10 minutes in the game.
You and your team ain’t shit.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
bLACK fAVRE Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
netherlands Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I just don’t understand how people can go into a place and eat not wanting to tip, but expects great service. It’s like the welfare attitude.
——————
thats a dumbass analogy…
welfare recipients get money and healthcare for NOTHING..
restaurants get PAID to serve me my got damn food in a clean and professional manner…
nigga you must be a waitress
^
And you must be shemale on welfare. You have a welfare attiude. Sounds like you want free similac to pump up your fake titties. It’s been proven that Black women are the worst tippers. So when you and your wife go out. I imagine its Two bitches, saying “there go that bitch’s tip”, only you’re wearing a box with an oversized shirt.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
$50 for $350 is pretty good.
shit I have been much more insulted with a tip. SMH @ that dude.
but $400 comped is a win. LOL.
*raises glass*
TO BLACK FOLKS!
October 20th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
# bIG_SETH Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
nigga you must be a waitress…
^^
ROFFLE
^
LOL clearly alot of you have been/are
i have never done waiting tables.. but i do tip… i go into the place knowing i will…
October 20th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
^How is this album? I havent heard it
————————
Bill Gates was the only decent song out of 10 but im not a wayne fan
and it says Drake was suppose to be on the “Im Single” track but it’s the same as the no ceilings version
October 20th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
bIG_SETH Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
bLACK fAVRE Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
and leave a tip for that shit?… k …
^^
i appreciate good service so I leave a tip. Food is something I don’t play with and I’m not gonna piss of anyone who may handle my food.
do you though. LOL. And I’m not eating anywhere that allows smoking. Thats hella gross.
^^^
wish I could smoke weed at a restaurant…
if people were smoking ciggz in restaurants still, id prob try too.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
i dont go to strip clubs…for what?
i can look at naked pussy for free…
^Seriously, I don’t get the thrill, excitement or enjoyment of a strip club. I do no go
October 20th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
I imagine its Two bitches, saying “there go that bitch’s tip”
I aint seen anyone get land in a while. LOL
October 20th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
thats a dumbass analogy…
welfare recipients get money and healthcare for NOTHING..
restaurants get PAID to serve me my got damn food in a clean and professional manner…
nigga you must be a waitress
^
And you must be shemale on welfare. You have a welfare attiude. Sounds like you want free similac to pump up your fake titties. It’s been proven that Black women are the worst tippers. So when you and your wife go out. I imagine its Two bitches, saying “there go that bitch’s tip”, only you’re wearing a box with an oversized shirt.
^^^^^^^^^^
And… Here… We… GO! (c) The Joker
October 20th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
what I look like, some type of dessert eating faggot?
No tip.
#landgems
October 20th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
DC (dISTRICT oF cHASE) Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
i dont go to strip clubs…for what?
i can look at naked pussy for free…
^Seriously, I don’t get the thrill, excitement or enjoyment of a strip club. I do no go
^^
never been. Fuck I look like paying to look at pussy?
October 20th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
mcb Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
^^^
wish I could smoke weed at a restaurant…
>>Pay $500-1k for a private room and you can do whatever the fuck you want
October 20th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Troyvul Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Lmao at Kitchen Staff getting “hype” when land enters a restaurant
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im sayin
like them crackers actually remember me..
all these niggas down here and they gonna remember me cause i aint leave no 2 dollar bill under the napkin dispenser.. FOH…
niggas is sensationalizing…
besides, a little spit or pubic hair in a meal never killt nobody..
after all, hella niggas eat pork from waffle house and burger king…
thats far worse than some recycled spit…
October 20th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
I imagine some dudes go into a strip club and don’t expect to tip.
^
first off… getting 5 strippers to come to you>>>>>>> the strip club
second.. hell yeah i dont tip… am i fuckin? no… therefore they dont get SHIET…
i look at titty balls all day on titty tuesday nigga.. FO FREE….
October 20th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
bLACK fAVRE Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
netherlands Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I just don’t understand how people can go into a place and eat not wanting to tip, but expects great service. It’s like the welfare attitude.
——————
thats a dumbass analogy…
welfare recipients get money and healthcare for NOTHING..
restaurants get PAID to serve me my got damn food in a clean and professional manner…
nigga you must be a waitress…
^^
The analogy was dumb, but restaurants DON’T get paid to serve you food– they get paid to MAKE the food. both completely seperate actions.
JihaD
October 20th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
bEEZY Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
mcb Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
^^^
wish I could smoke weed at a restaurant…
>>Pay $500-1k for a private room and you can do whatever the fuck you want
^^
*asks Dad for World Jew HQ so he can borrow 1 milli*
*gets smacked for asking sucha question*
*starts saving instead*
damn i was really hoping…
October 20th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
It’s been proven that Black women are the worst tippers. So when you and your wife go out. I imagine its Two bitches, saying “there go that bitch’s tip”, only you’re wearing a box with an oversized
^And it just got ugly
October 20th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
besides, a little spit or pubic hair in a meal never killt nobody..
after all, hella niggas eat pork from waffle house and burger king…
thats far worse than some recycled spit…
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LMAO!
October 20th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
im sayin
like them crackers actually remember me..
all these niggas down here and they gonna remember me cause i aint leave no 2 dollar bill under the napkin dispenser.. FOH…
niggas is sensationalizing…
^
Actually, I worked at a restaurat, and the staff always remembers poor.no tippers
October 20th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
_______ >>>>> tipping at the strip club
October 20th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
And you must be shemale on welfare. You have a welfare attiude. Sounds like you want free similac to pump up your fake titties. It’s been proven that Black women are the worst tippers. So when you and your wife go out. I imagine its Two bitches, saying “there go that bitch’s tip”, only you’re wearing a box with an oversized shirt.
——————
key words:
YOU IMAGINE
nuff said
October 20th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
i dont hit the strip clubs either, to me, id rather go out and meeta bitch and fuck her.
i mean ill go, but shit, its not on the top of my “to do ” list,.
October 20th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Friday Nights mean’s CiCi’s Pizza for me and my Junior. He’s under 4 years old so he eats for free. $9 all I can eat
^
Hot pockets got a restaurant?
October 20th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Consistent.
^ yup
October 20th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
# cypher Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Friday Nights mean’s CiCi’s Pizza for me and my Junior. He’s under 4 years old so he eats for free. $9 all I can eat
^
Hot pockets got a restaurant?
^
if you didnt see this comin…
no homo
October 20th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
The analogy was dumb, but restaurants DON’T get paid to serve you food– they get paid to MAKE the food. both completely seperate actions.
JihaD
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kewl..
so next time i go out to eat, ill tell the cook to call me when my food is ready so i can come serve my own plate…
fuck a waitress…
LMAO @ niggas (netherlands) actually catching feelings and getting “hyped” cause i dont tip…
LOL @ kizzas
October 20th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
i mean ill go, but shit, its not on the top of my “to do ” list,.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah thats pretty much it. In Philly there isnt a real emphasis on it anyway. i went to visit my cousins Houston and every night didnt start until niggas spent an hour in Onyx.
October 20th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
It’s been proven that Black women are the worst tippers. So when you and your wife go out. I imagine its Two bitches, saying “there go that bitch’s tip”, only you’re wearing a box with an oversized
^And it just got ugly
^^^
I actually did one of those long whistles. That was a FLOCKA hit.
October 20th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
>>Pay $500-1k for a private room and you can do whatever the fuck you want
^
why.. if you must drop that kinda money get a hotel room and order some take out…
October 20th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
# bLACK fAVRE Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
And you must be shemale on welfare. You have a welfare attiude. Sounds like you want free similac to pump up your fake titties. It’s been proven that Black women are the worst tippers. So when you and your wife go out. I imagine its Two bitches, saying “there go that bitch’s tip”, only you’re wearing a box with an oversized shirt.
——————
key words:
YOU IMAGINE
nuff said
^
By the way you speak, I can only infer you’re a brown (self hating) muslim that uses the word nigga, and that says you’re hatian. That hangs out with bitches that don’t tip. “There go that bitch’s tip” is like saying “child please”. Suspect.
October 20th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
brown sugar de’angelo, Jeffery Dahmer, itching like the chicken pocks, Martian Payne…. This shit sounds like he wrote it in 9th grade. Step it up Cole.
Marcberg is still better than anything I’ve heard this year except for Electronica.
*straight face*
October 20th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
i mean ill go, but shit, its not on the top of my “to do ” list,.
^
Translation: Went last night, going tonight too
October 20th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Van Sertima Says:
^RIP to my fellow Guyanese philosophying bretheren
October 20th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Who’s catching feelings black favre? You seemed perturbed that I said why go into a restaurant and don’t tip? I think you caught feelings because of your insecurites on tipping. Your problem not mine.
October 20th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
$500 for a private room to eat?
Fuck that. FUCK THAT SHIT!
I’ll cook at my crib, take that shit to the patio, you can roll up whatever the fuck you smoking and give me the money. Hell, you can even watch tv if you want.
October 20th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Netherlands stay w dem his guns loaded (no travelin man)
October 20th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
damn this nigga sucks i cant stand this guy what a wack nigga
October 20th, 2010 at 7:03 pm
damn, j cole goin in