Video: Dr. Dre’s HP Envy Laptop Commercial

And so the official, Jimmy Iovine sanctioned roll-out of “Under Pressure” begins. If you listen real close I think you can hear an NMC tag. I wonder if the song is still sitting around Dre’s studio “unfinished” and they just sold HP the instrumental? I also wonder if they were shooting for intentional irony by using a song that Dre seems reluctant to complete and release, from an album that he seems reluctant to complete and release, in a commercial that depicts him “remastering” and improving a laptop for the marketplace. It looks like they’re gonna extend this ridiculously long and drawn out album hype cycle with an additional, exhausting promotional build up to an album that can’t possibly be good enough to justify this decade long jerk around we’ve been getting.


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39 Responses to “Video: Dr. Dre’s HP Envy Laptop Commercial”

  1. Shooter Says:

    smh

  2. west one Says:

    this guy has time for commercials and headphones but no time to make music… fuck detox

  3. sleep Says:

    My mac book pro»»»»»any other laptop

  4. rob22 Says:

    What’s the last Dre joint you liked?

  5. franco Says:

    tell ‘em why you’re mad, eskay

  6. bernardo Says:

    He looks like he just came from an audition for The Mantis.

  7. 40 Inc Says:

    It looks like they’re gonna extend this ridiculously long and drawn out album hype cycle with an additional, exhausting promotional build up to an album that can’t possibly be good enough to justify this decade long jerk around we’ve been getting.

    ^
    buts thats the thing Detox was never a myth. its was and always was coming out. i know 10 years is a long time but dr dre is a producer first artist second. he doesnt have the same type of drive artists do. hes production comes first before his own music. i mean the man run a full fledge record label. its kinda hard to work on ur own shit when u got like 5 artists wanted to record with you on ur own record label not to metion other artists wanted to work with you as well. there is no “this album betta be the greatest thing ever” cause it wont be. Dre neva said it was gonna be a album like that. what we will get is another Dr dre album. will it change sound? maybe. will it be a classic? proably not. when ur a musician whos have past classic material ppl tend to judge u based on that exp. Nas. Detox is gonna come out . who else is comin out afta eminem on Aftermath? nobdy. ands dre gonna do the samething with Slim tha mobster that he did with snoop dogg on the chronic.

  8. PHENOMENON Says:

    I’m done waiting for Detox.

    **Files malpractice suit.

  9. 40 Inc Says:

    plus i think Under pressure was made just for promotion for the headphones but thats just speculation

  10. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Prayers up for all the service men and women in Iraq especially the fallen including my man Nic. How long til these cunts in charge get ‘em out of there. Detox will have dropped by then even. smh.

  11. Get Murked Says:

    My mac book pro»»»»»any other laptop

    ^^^^

    THIS

  12. PHENOMENON Says:

    My Sony Viao > HP

    Though I am curious about what they do with WebOS.

  13. why? Says:

    This guy… What he gonna do next? Bring back the World Class Wreckin Crew?

    SMH at artists switching to “futuristic” and making shit look corny. Ol Fifth Element looking clowns.

    Oh and fuck Detox, 95% of Interscope, Monster Beats , Dr. Pepper, and HP.

  14. Baby jesus Says:

    Eskay Says:

    decade long jerk around we’ve been getting.

    ^
    nigga WTF? Ayo

  15. Rec Says:

    Fuck Dre.

  16. verses Says:

    Memphis Bleek’s Garneir Shampoo Commercial > Dre’s laptop commercial

  17. BooBoo Says:

    Dre, Em and 50 fell off…

  18. casket face Says:

    Detox never coming out, and no one cares anymore…
    SIDENOTE: no one sucks industry dick like funk master flex lol

  19. west one Says:

    verses Says:
    July 20th, 2010 at 1:44 am

    Memphis Bleek’s Garneir Shampoo Commercial > Dre’s laptop commercial

    ^^
    LOL..

  20. verses Says:

    Dre is a devil worshipper says:
    Tuesday, July 20 2010 at 12:56 AM EST

    Stop at 13 seconds and the “b”s are actually 6′s…3 of them.Sign of the Devil…. Illuminati got Dre too and Detox is has been part of the Devil’s plan to make people crazy for the last 10 years!!!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    *chuckles*

  21. verses Says:

    Dre working on Detox: A Pictorial explanation

    BONG!

  22. PHENOMENON Says:

    Memphis Bleek’s Garneir Shampoo Commercial

    ^ ^
    How that even happened is STILL mind boggling.

  23. Shooter Says:

    the fuck happend to the Dallas Penn blog???!!

  24. Sir Luscious Left Foot aka son of chico dusty Says:

    dr dre is a lot like kev
    still stuck in a young mans game
    i smoke i drank im suppose to stop but i cant foh old ass niggas

  25. verses Says:

    Only reason I gave a shit bout Detox was that topless track with Little Homey and TIP the Informer.

    Nas killed it.

    *Charles Oakley’s it up*

    This one’s for Shoots and HL aka Jungle and Horse from Bravehearts.

    *daps*

    http://www.mediafire.com/?xyq2mxltgwr

  26. oké! Says:

    Heyo Esko!
    Why you so mad a Andre?
    I would like a Dr Dre & Timbo helmed Jay-Z LP with several Eminem features A LOT more than a mediocre Detox!
    PS: a new Jay-Z & Eminem Track would be fine to me, too!

  27. Instru-mental Says:

    Let’s be honest, Topless isn’t going to make Detox, it wasn’t even finished, yet it was better than 99% of tracks that came out last year. Dead serious.

    It’ll come when it comes, why the fuck are niggas waiting on an album? I never understood that. Shit, more music on the planet then you can hear in a lifetime and you won’t give them a listen.

  28. Shooter Says:

    *daps verses aka Buckwilds bastard child*

    good to seee you made it back to Nah after your brief stint @ Sizzler

  29. verses Says:

    # Shooter Says:
    July 20th, 2010 at 2:39 am

    *daps verses aka Buckwilds bastard child*

    good to seee you made it back to Nah after your brief stint @ Sizzler

    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    *daps*

    After your mans snitched on me for sexy harassing your girl at the office party, I had to tender my resignation. I still stick to my story that shit was consensual. Ask her and she’ll say the same. Tell her not to feel bad though, Ive moved on to greener pastures. But she can still hit me up on the same digits for the occasional backshot.

    *lights cigar*

    *makes compassionate compositions with the receptionist*

  30. mai'son Says:

    Yo…I was watchn that 50 takeover shit. go back to in da club and peep how 50 and da Unit were dressed.

  31. kedordu Says:

    DETOX NEEDS TO BE A TRIPLE ALBUM . ONE GREATEST HITS /REMIX AND THEN A DOUBLE ALBUM . QUANTITY AND QUALITY FOR 2010 . OR IT WONT BE A CLASSIC . THATS ALL .

  32. TE Says:

    2001 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  33. Smooth Says:

    FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE FUCK DRE

  34. The real Dr. Says:

    I like the bullet-proof.

  35. md Says:

    fuck all you haters!! on the one hand its because of u fags detox is “delaying” such a long time! but hey, i better wait for it instead of listen to a not dre-satisfieing-album! you know, fags and haters, go continue listening to ricky rosss BS and stop hating on Le-Ge-Nds like dre, he all bumpo your fucking ears with his sound and i bet real fans have no real problem, besides of WAITInG, so STFU u punkbitchassmotherfuckaaaaassss!! so bitch please! read instead of write such nonsense hateish. dre KEEP DOING WHAT U LIKE!
    on the other hand, yall fags and haters dont respect HIP HOP yall even DONT KNOW WHAT REAL HIP HOIS. every day im hustelin hustelin go and cook some soop bitches :D faaaags. never hear from me again !!! DETOX BABY!!!

  36. Dee Says:

    BooBoo Says:
    July 20th, 2010 at 1:44 am
    Dre, Em and 50 fell off…

    dre fell off how nigga? his last album was the chronic

    em fell off how he still moving units that nobody else can in this market 7 songs on billboard chart off of recovery album watch he get a grammy

    50 album went gold his single went plat baby by me he need to step up tho

  37. John O'Rhia Says:

    #casket face Says: no one sucks industry dick like funk master flex lol

    ^^ SO true…I heard a rumour that as a child he used to practise for his future profession by licking the crotch area of dudes on the covers of his parents LP collection…

    Secondly, how come when Dre & Jewwy Iovine were at that baseball game being interviewed, the ONLY thing Iovine wanted to listen to on his Beats by Dre headphones was “Under Pressure”…yet when it leaked it “wasn’t finished” ???

    Lastly, I wouldn’t be surprised if they announced that Detox is encoded so that it will ONLY play on a Dre HP laptop and can ONLY be heard thru Beats By Dre headphones lol…

  38. Chip-Chip Says:

    Niggas still talkin Detox??? LOL!!!

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