Video: Dr. Dre’s HP Envy Laptop Commercial
And so the official, Jimmy Iovine sanctioned roll-out of “Under Pressure” begins. If you listen real close I think you can hear an NMC tag. I wonder if the song is still sitting around Dre’s studio “unfinished” and they just sold HP the instrumental? I also wonder if they were shooting for intentional irony by using a song that Dre seems reluctant to complete and release, from an album that he seems reluctant to complete and release, in a commercial that depicts him “remastering” and improving a laptop for the marketplace. It looks like they’re gonna extend this ridiculously long and drawn out album hype cycle with an additional, exhausting promotional build up to an album that can’t possibly be good enough to justify this decade long jerk around we’ve been getting.











July 20th, 2010 at 12:49 am
smh
July 20th, 2010 at 12:51 am
this guy has time for commercials and headphones but no time to make music… fuck detox
July 20th, 2010 at 12:55 am
My mac book pro»»»»»any other laptop
July 20th, 2010 at 12:57 am
What’s the last Dre joint you liked?
July 20th, 2010 at 12:58 am
tell ‘em why you’re mad, eskay
July 20th, 2010 at 12:58 am
He looks like he just came from an audition for The Mantis.
July 20th, 2010 at 12:59 am
It looks like they’re gonna extend this ridiculously long and drawn out album hype cycle with an additional, exhausting promotional build up to an album that can’t possibly be good enough to justify this decade long jerk around we’ve been getting.
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buts thats the thing Detox was never a myth. its was and always was coming out. i know 10 years is a long time but dr dre is a producer first artist second. he doesnt have the same type of drive artists do. hes production comes first before his own music. i mean the man run a full fledge record label. its kinda hard to work on ur own shit when u got like 5 artists wanted to record with you on ur own record label not to metion other artists wanted to work with you as well. there is no “this album betta be the greatest thing ever” cause it wont be. Dre neva said it was gonna be a album like that. what we will get is another Dr dre album. will it change sound? maybe. will it be a classic? proably not. when ur a musician whos have past classic material ppl tend to judge u based on that exp. Nas. Detox is gonna come out . who else is comin out afta eminem on Aftermath? nobdy. ands dre gonna do the samething with Slim tha mobster that he did with snoop dogg on the chronic.
July 20th, 2010 at 1:00 am
I’m done waiting for Detox.
**Files malpractice suit.
July 20th, 2010 at 1:01 am
plus i think Under pressure was made just for promotion for the headphones but thats just speculation
July 20th, 2010 at 1:07 am
Prayers up for all the service men and women in Iraq especially the fallen including my man Nic. How long til these cunts in charge get ‘em out of there. Detox will have dropped by then even. smh.
July 20th, 2010 at 1:08 am
My mac book pro»»»»»any other laptop
^^^^
THIS
July 20th, 2010 at 1:08 am
My Sony Viao > HP
Though I am curious about what they do with WebOS.
July 20th, 2010 at 1:16 am
This guy… What he gonna do next? Bring back the World Class Wreckin Crew?
SMH at artists switching to “futuristic” and making shit look corny. Ol Fifth Element looking clowns.
Oh and fuck Detox, 95% of Interscope, Monster Beats , Dr. Pepper, and HP.
July 20th, 2010 at 1:18 am
Eskay Says:
decade long jerk around we’ve been getting.
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nigga WTF? Ayo
July 20th, 2010 at 1:26 am
Fuck Dre.
July 20th, 2010 at 1:44 am
Memphis Bleek’s Garneir Shampoo Commercial > Dre’s laptop commercial
July 20th, 2010 at 1:44 am
Dre, Em and 50 fell off…
July 20th, 2010 at 1:47 am
Detox never coming out, and no one cares anymore…
SIDENOTE: no one sucks industry dick like funk master flex lol
July 20th, 2010 at 2:00 am
verses Says:
July 20th, 2010 at 1:44 am
Memphis Bleek’s Garneir Shampoo Commercial > Dre’s laptop commercial
^^
LOL..
July 20th, 2010 at 2:05 am
Dre is a devil worshipper says:
Tuesday, July 20 2010 at 12:56 AM EST
Stop at 13 seconds and the “b”s are actually 6′s…3 of them.Sign of the Devil…. Illuminati got Dre too and Detox is has been part of the Devil’s plan to make people crazy for the last 10 years!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*chuckles*
July 20th, 2010 at 2:06 am
Dre working on Detox: A Pictorial explanation
BONG!
July 20th, 2010 at 2:09 am
Memphis Bleek’s Garneir Shampoo Commercial
^ ^
How that even happened is STILL mind boggling.
July 20th, 2010 at 2:10 am
the fuck happend to the Dallas Penn blog???!!
July 20th, 2010 at 2:19 am
dr dre is a lot like kev
still stuck in a young mans game
i smoke i drank im suppose to stop but i cant foh old ass niggas
July 20th, 2010 at 2:21 am
Only reason I gave a shit bout Detox was that topless track with Little Homey and TIP the Informer.
Nas killed it.
*Charles Oakley’s it up*
This one’s for Shoots and HL aka Jungle and Horse from Bravehearts.
*daps*
http://www.mediafire.com/?xyq2mxltgwr
July 20th, 2010 at 2:28 am
Heyo Esko!
Why you so mad a Andre?
I would like a Dr Dre & Timbo helmed Jay-Z LP with several Eminem features A LOT more than a mediocre Detox!
PS: a new Jay-Z & Eminem Track would be fine to me, too!
July 20th, 2010 at 2:36 am
Let’s be honest, Topless isn’t going to make Detox, it wasn’t even finished, yet it was better than 99% of tracks that came out last year. Dead serious.
It’ll come when it comes, why the fuck are niggas waiting on an album? I never understood that. Shit, more music on the planet then you can hear in a lifetime and you won’t give them a listen.
July 20th, 2010 at 2:39 am
*daps verses aka Buckwilds bastard child*
good to seee you made it back to Nah after your brief stint @ Sizzler
July 20th, 2010 at 2:55 am
# Shooter Says:
July 20th, 2010 at 2:39 am
*daps verses aka Buckwilds bastard child*
good to seee you made it back to Nah after your brief stint @ Sizzler
^^^^^^^^^^^
*daps*
After your mans snitched on me for sexy harassing your girl at the office party, I had to tender my resignation. I still stick to my story that shit was consensual. Ask her and she’ll say the same. Tell her not to feel bad though, Ive moved on to greener pastures. But she can still hit me up on the same digits for the occasional backshot.
*lights cigar*
*makes compassionate compositions with the receptionist*
July 20th, 2010 at 3:36 am
Yo…I was watchn that 50 takeover shit. go back to in da club and peep how 50 and da Unit were dressed.
July 20th, 2010 at 4:27 am
DETOX NEEDS TO BE A TRIPLE ALBUM . ONE GREATEST HITS /REMIX AND THEN A DOUBLE ALBUM . QUANTITY AND QUALITY FOR 2010 . OR IT WONT BE A CLASSIC . THATS ALL .
July 20th, 2010 at 8:07 am
2001 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
July 20th, 2010 at 8:13 am
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July 20th, 2010 at 9:10 am
I like the bullet-proof.
July 20th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
fuck all you haters!! on the one hand its because of u fags detox is “delaying” such a long time! but hey, i better wait for it instead of listen to a not dre-satisfieing-album! you know, fags and haters, go continue listening to ricky rosss BS and stop hating on Le-Ge-Nds like dre, he all bumpo your fucking ears with his sound and i bet real fans have no real problem, besides of WAITInG, so STFU u punkbitchassmotherfuckaaaaassss!! so bitch please! read instead of write such nonsense hateish. dre KEEP DOING WHAT U LIKE!
on the other hand, yall fags and haters dont respect HIP HOP yall even DONT KNOW WHAT REAL HIP HOIS. every day im hustelin hustelin go and cook some soop bitches :D faaaags. never hear from me again !!! DETOX BABY!!!
July 20th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
BooBoo Says:
July 20th, 2010 at 1:44 am
Dre, Em and 50 fell off…
dre fell off how nigga? his last album was the chronic
em fell off how he still moving units that nobody else can in this market 7 songs on billboard chart off of recovery album watch he get a grammy
50 album went gold his single went plat baby by me he need to step up tho
July 20th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
#casket face Says: no one sucks industry dick like funk master flex lol
^^ SO true…I heard a rumour that as a child he used to practise for his future profession by licking the crotch area of dudes on the covers of his parents LP collection…
Secondly, how come when Dre & Jewwy Iovine were at that baseball game being interviewed, the ONLY thing Iovine wanted to listen to on his Beats by Dre headphones was “Under Pressure”…yet when it leaked it “wasn’t finished” ???
Lastly, I wouldn’t be surprised if they announced that Detox is encoded so that it will ONLY play on a Dre HP laptop and can ONLY be heard thru Beats By Dre headphones lol…
July 20th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Niggas still talkin Detox??? LOL!!!
August 16th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
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