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ItsTheReal presents a fable about seven years worth of false alarms.
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on Wednesday, May 5th, 2010 at 10:43 am
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May 5th, 2010 at 10:45 am
Rosenthals!
May 5th, 2010 at 10:47 am
Overdose on Heroin > Detox
May 5th, 2010 at 10:47 am
You know Dewill is one of them bamma-fed niggas. Punting possums and other 20 lbs rodents for 50 yards or better was a hobby for them. Strong for no reason ass niggas.
^^^^
Word if I wasn’t so caught off guard… I would of choked the shit outta the possum and took him home for supper…
POSSUM… THE OTHER WHITE MEAT..
May 5th, 2010 at 10:48 am
DBillz land will arrive before Detox
May 5th, 2010 at 10:48 am
Land, you actually have some of the most potential of the regular commenters
^
Keep giving him ammo…lol
May 5th, 2010 at 10:48 am
*Daps red dirt*
May 5th, 2010 at 10:49 am
Hell is NOT Long Island.
Hell is probably a chamber inside Dick Cheney’s hidden fortress.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:50 am
@Fresh
Here’s a napkin,you got some Land-baby drippings on your chin.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:51 am
@ Fresh,
Nigger just drop it already. Are you trying to drop science?
May 5th, 2010 at 10:52 am
So what’s first: The NahBQ or Detox?
May 5th, 2010 at 10:52 am
Nigger just drop it already.
LOL when the “er” is added.. its real…
May 5th, 2010 at 10:53 am
b-ease
How does it feel that this white dude with average rap skills is grindin’ on your hometown hero whom you probably haven’t even had the privilege of sayin’ “hi” to?
May 5th, 2010 at 10:53 am
# Rey Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:52 am
So what’s first: The NahBQ or Detox?
^I’ll go with NahBQ for 200, Alex.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am
Slow Ur Roll, Know Ur Roll Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:48 am
Black Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:29 am
@Beezy
Yo is mt. airy a nice neighborhood? Im trying to get out of north philly for my senior year. Ive heard niggas say that its like the suburbs.
^^^^don’t b fooled, it goes down in Mt. Airy. word to Stenton Ave
^^
Manayuk,FTW. Anywhere else except MAYBE upper Northeast,it’s going down like Fresh on RJ.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am
LMAO @ X asking where the weed at online.
His next step is to google “Marijuana Silver Spring, MD”
May 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am
X-Facta on yahoo questions asking “Where can I purchase Marijuana in the DC Metro”
May 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am
NJ has a different breed of possum. Them shits is mixed with cat/rat
May 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am
# D. Billz Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:53 am
# Rey Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:52 am
So what’s first: The NahBQ or Detox?
^I’ll go with NahBQ for 200, Alex.
^^^
*thinks about it* Yeah, probably. *makes potato salad*
Yo.. Black people make the best ‘tater salad. I know that’s obvious, but I needed to state it.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:55 am
^^^^don’t b fooled, it goes down in Mt. Airy. word to Stenton Ave
^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah i heard that u can definitely get into some shit (nh) but that it wont be right outside your door.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:55 am
And some of you have the potential to be captains of industry, but you can’t leave that weed alone. Your focus, dedication, and drive is not where it could be. And the thing is, I’m not telling you anything new. You already know you should have BEEN taken over. So why not do it?
May 5th, 2010 at 10:56 am
Beezy Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am
X-Facta on yahoo questions asking “Where can I purchase Marijuana in the DC Metro”
——
*Calls the coroner*
May 5th, 2010 at 10:56 am
# Beezy Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:53 am
X-Facta on yahoo questions asking “Where can I purchase Marijuana in the DC Metro”
^I’m laughin’ because I be readin’ them Yahoo question/answer shits too. Especially when I’m tryin’ to find out the distance between two towns when traveling.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:56 am
Black
Yo is mt. airy a nice neighborhood? Im trying to get out of north philly for my senior year. Ive heard niggas say that its like the suburbs.
^^^^don’t b fooled, it goes down in Mt. Airy. word to Stenton Ave
>>>Word…its def a little less rough and tumble than the TU area, but I know it ain’t like the burbs out there.
—-
Manayuk,FTW.
^Nah, Manayunk for the fucking loss. Shit hole.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:56 am
Manayuk,FTW. Anywhere else except MAYBE upper Northeast,it’s going down like Fresh on RJ.
^^^^^
Id move to KOP or lower merion but that commute would make me want to kill myself.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am
At least that Casket Face nigga was entertaining (none).. Fresh just leave nigga
May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am
*daps D-Block*
May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am
# Jersey*made*me Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am
Slow Ur Roll, Know Ur Roll Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:48 am
Black Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:29 am
@Beezy
Yo is mt. airy a nice neighborhood? Im trying to get out of north philly for my senior year. Ive heard niggas say that its like the suburbs.
^^^^don’t b fooled, it goes down in Mt. Airy. word to Stenton Ave
^^
Manayuk,FTW. Anywhere else except MAYBE upper Northeast,it’s going down like Fresh on RJ.
^Jesus Christ (c) b-ease
May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am
Random:
Ever had a bitch on you so bad but you can’t see 1 thing about her to make you wanna smash? I mean shorty ain’t ugly but she ain’t pretty,and her body look like a peanut M&M with legs,FUCK. That shit must look horrible naked,I just can’t.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am
im about to put this nigga on ignore…
May 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Real rap though, where ARE the decent areas of metropolitan Philadelphia?
May 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am
like a peanut M&M with legs
^ one.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Ever had a bitch on you so bad but you can’t see 1 thing about her to make you wanna smash? I mean shorty ain’t ugly but she ain’t pretty,and her body look like a peanut M&M with legs,FUCK. But you smash anyway cuz its there?That shit DID look horrible naked,I just did.
*fixed*
May 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Fresh are you fuckin done?
You tryin to be everyones daddy?
Im really not on Nah to hear shit from you about what I should\shouldnt do…
May 5th, 2010 at 10:59 am
like a peanut M&M with legs
^ one.
>>>co-one.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:59 am
# Jersey*made*me Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am
Random:
Ever had a bitch on you so bad but you can’t see 1 thing about her to make you wanna smash? I mean shorty ain’t ugly but she ain’t pretty,and her body look like a peanut M&M with legs,FUCK. That shit must look horrible naked,I just can’t.
^^^
LOL… I had that exact situation happen in January. I was really looking for something, anything to go on and I was like “Okay, I guess I’m not that desperate”.. Worst part about those situations is that, the week or two later you’re like “Man, I shoulda just hit it anyway.”
May 5th, 2010 at 11:00 am
LP: “Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh
May 5th, 2010 at 11:00 am
D. Billz Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Real rap though, where ARE the decent areas of metropolitan Philadelphia?
^^^^^^^
Center City. Expensive but niggas dont be getting killed(that sounds bad). North Broad is actually gonna be something in a lil while too.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Id move to KOP or lower merion but that commute would make me want to kill myself.
^^
Not really a serious commute from Lower Merion though,that’s basically City Ave.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:00 am
peanut M&M with legs
^
OMFG
May 5th, 2010 at 11:00 am
# Jersey*made*me Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am
Random:
Ever had a bitch on you so bad but you can’t see 1 thing about her to make you wanna smash? I mean shorty ain’t ugly but she ain’t pretty,and her body look like a peanut M&M with legs,FUCK. That shit must look horrible naked,I just can’t.
^Yes I have. And you KEEP trying to find somethin’ decent about her that would help you muster up the fortitude to beat it. But it just doesn’t help. I’d rather smash an ugly chick with a bangin’ body. Or nice lookin’ chick with an average body. But when her face is extra average with a wack body, it’s like WTF?
I bet her bottom lip bigger than the top one, aint it? Tell me I’m wrong.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Jersey*made*me Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am
Random:
Ever had a bitch on you so bad but you can’t see 1 thing about her to make you wanna smash? I mean shorty ain’t ugly but she ain’t pretty,and her body look like a peanut M&M with legs,FUCK. That shit must look horrible naked,I just can’t.
^^^
JAck Daniels will help you smash it. or keep you from smashing it, depending on how friendly you are with him that night (nh?)
May 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am
# KzA Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Fresh are you fuckin done?
You tryin to be everyones daddy?
Im really not on Nah to hear shit from you about what I should\shouldnt do…
^^^
Kirk Zacharaiah VanDerSmoot, Finish your homework and quit typing on the interweb with those hip-hoppers!
May 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am
“Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh
How many YM artists goin say they aint/wasnt eatin in the next 12 months?
May 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am
LOL… I had that exact situation happen in January. I was really looking for something, anything to go on and I was like “Okay, I guess I’m not that desperate”.. Worst part about those situations is that, the week or two later you’re like “Man, I shoulda just hit it anyway.”
^ who was the peanut m&m stunt double in this scenario? no shots.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am
# the-xfacta Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 11:00 am
LP: “Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh
^Same thing Gillie said 3 years ago.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am
the-xfacta Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 11:00 am
LP: “Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh
^
I was thinking about this… and really.. is there any real PRACTICAL difference between having money, and being given money?
I mean… either way.. Wayne does NOT ever have to worry about his finances..ever.. Money is not an object, not matter who’s hands it is in..
May 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am
Im really not on Nah to hear shit from you about what I should\shouldnt do…
^LMAO, so true. I don’t need an internet nanny.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:02 am
Fresh are you fuckin done?
You tryin to be everyones daddy?
Im really not on Nah to hear shit from you about what I should\shouldnt do…
^
pretty much. Why does it bother you, though? If it doesn’t apply to you, it doesn’t apply. Just skip my comment. I mean, all other types of stuff can be said, but encouraging people to take their lives to another level makes you aggy?
May 5th, 2010 at 11:02 am
Kirk Zacharaiah VanDerSmoot,
^
LOL
May 5th, 2010 at 11:03 am
i tried to tell niggas earlier that Black Jesus was here to save us for our sins…
prophecy?
May 5th, 2010 at 11:03 am
Fuck all of these random ass comments!!!!!
May 5th, 2010 at 11:03 am
Just skip my comment
^
I Do
May 5th, 2010 at 11:03 am
pretty much. Why does it bother you, though? If it doesn’t apply to you, it doesn’t apply. Just skip my comment. I mean, all other types of stuff can be said, but encouraging people to take their lives to another level makes you aggy
^ that looks alot like check.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:03 am
I mean… either way.. Wayne does NOT ever have to worry about his finances..ever.. Money is not an object, not matter who’s hands it is in..
^^^^^^
Problem with that is what happens if Baby just stops giving him money one day. If Wayne doesnt actually own any of that shit then he could lose it all at anytime.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:04 am
Fuck all of these random ass comments!!!!!
^ yea lets all talk about the post title. FOH.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:04 am
Real rap though, where ARE the decent areas of metropolitan Philadelphia?
^^
Chestnut Hill, Greater Mt. Airy, Greater N.E…..thats about it.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:04 am
Fresh Huxtable Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 11:02 am
Fresh are you fuckin done?
You tryin to be everyones daddy?
Im really not on Nah to hear shit from you about what I should\shouldnt do…
^
pretty much. Why does it bother you, though? If it doesn’t apply to you, it doesn’t apply. Just skip my comment. I mean, all other types of stuff can be said, but encouraging people to take their lives to another level makes you aggy?
^
no but your hypercondescending attitude is obnoxious…. Your on the internet telling us we should be on the internet.. Your wasting your time typing at us saying we should be wasting our time typing..
go be a captain of the industry and let me collect my fuckin paycheck
May 5th, 2010 at 11:05 am
@Black, @ Beezy i dont no all them places but my originally from north and my gma n them moved to mt airy. summers of gun shots n chinese food n 20cent loosie’s from 90-96.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:05 am
“Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh
^
Where is this from and why is Bangladesh so salty? A lot of bitchiness in that excerpt.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:06 am
I highly doubt there is going to be some nahger in 10 years sitting on his yacht saying.. “Im sure happy that fellow Fresh came to nah and encouraged me to finally make something of myself”
FOH
May 5th, 2010 at 11:06 am
no but your hypercondescending attitude is obnoxious…. Your on the internet telling us we should be on the internet.. Your wasting your time typing at us saying we should be wasting our time typing..
go be a captain of the industry and let me collect my fuckin paycheck
^… and check.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Honestly Fresh.. theres nothing “wrong” with the shit your sayin..
Most people dont like to be talked at by a stranger though, especially since everything your saying is based completely and totally on assumptions
May 5th, 2010 at 11:08 am
@Billz
I just be analyzing her when she walking away,There’s just nothing there. Her tits are small,her gut is big,I mean it’s just 160 lbs of WTF happened.
As a youth I let some prime pussy go over stupid shit like slew feet or knock knees,that shit USE to bother me until I realized knock knee’d and slew foot bitches got some good pussy.I lost with that,but if I gotta sympathy fuck a bitch i’m straight,fuck that.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:09 am
007 Says:
May 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am
“Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh
How many YM artists goin say they aint/wasnt eatin in the next 12 months?
^^^^ all of them it’s the Bronald williams way, remember Wayne was gonna sign YM to Jay but Baby then made him Pres of CM
May 5th, 2010 at 11:13 am
Her tits are small,her gut is big,I mean it’s just 160 lbs of WTF happened.
**LMAO
As a youth I let some prime pussy go over stupid shit like slew feet or knock knees,
***you and me, both…my standards were unrealistically, counter-productively high in my youth…like, i was trying to find something more than a smash (none)—I’m not saying I should have smashed off crackheads or some shit, lol, but if I were single, and presented with the same pussy options today, that I was then, my acceptance rate would be higher than community colleges…
May 5th, 2010 at 11:14 am
^^^^ all of them it’s the Bronald williams way, remember Wayne was gonna sign YM to Jay but Baby then made him Pres of CM
^Yea I agree Baby rapin them boys! Dam near both ways(pause) but yea weve seen it happen a million times. You see all the state prop dudes lookin broke n dusty Peedi talkin bout he blew 900k, Sparks on Vladtv lookin bad tellin stories of the glory, other nigga splittin 1200 a nite. So I cant think it be too long before Gudda, or Short Dawg Bow Wow etc to start cryin they ain eatin.
Cash Money=Rapin U Records
same thing happen to Bg, Juve, Mannie etc. Baby on ly let Wayne eat.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:17 am
^Yea I agree Baby rapin them boys! Dam near both ways(pause) but yea weve seen it happen a million times. You see all the state prop dudes lookin broke n dusty Peedi talkin bout he blew 900k, Sparks on Vladtv lookin bad tellin stories of the glory, other nigga splittin 1200 a nite. So I cant think it be too long before Gudda, or Short Dawg Bow Wow etc to start cryin they ain eatin.
Cash Money=Rapin U Records
same thing happen to Bg, Juve, Mannie etc. Baby on ly let Wayne eat.
^^^^Them Roc niggas just aggy. they all ate 2 a degree, even young gunz splittin 1200 to perform for all of 10 min then goin charge 10 grand at the afterparty or 5 for a walkthru
November 1st, 2010 at 9:58 am
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