Video: Dr. Dre Confirms Detox For 2010

Of course, they promote his headphones for 90% of the interview. At the 6:40 mark, Dre says the single is coming in the next two weeks and that he’ll finally be dropping the album this year.

But fuck all that, towards the end Jimmy Iovine starts talking about on-demand streaming of music (on portable devices such as phones,) the licensing side of things and what it would mean for Interscope Records/Universal. That > this Detox myth they’ve concocted.


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438 Responses to “Video: Dr. Dre Confirms Detox For 2010”

  1. ABLien Says:

    i dont believe it

  2. ABLien Says:

    but i want to soo bad

  3. EnglandRepresent Says:

    I know this shit ain’t gonna happen but if it did I’d be the first to cop.

  4. legindary Says:

    joey really goes in on Unthinkable

    two words for my enemies, die slow
    full time pyro could do this with my eyes closed

    not believin detox til it comes in 2015

  5. EnglandRepresent Says:

    That said hasn’t Dre been confirming Detox every year since ’04????

  6. Rec Says:

    Not worried about these now where’s that BOAB 2.5 and Slime Flu???

  7. Wakher Flocko COIS Says:

    Dre is a dope producer, and responsible for the a few of the key artists/sounds in the industry but this hype about the new album has made him the fukin boy who cried wolf and kind of overrated. ..i get the supply and meand thing…but fuk, bro, u made ur point.

  8. nick Says:

    INDUSTRY makes me sick, dre, next time make headphones without your name on them so i don’t feel like a sucker

  9. Yung Hopp Says:

    That said hasn’t Dre been confirming Detox every year since ‘04????

    ^^

    But maybe the first time he confirmed a single. Or not ?

  10. 40 Inc Says:

    That said hasn’t Dre been confirming Detox every year since ‘04????

    ^ true but has he ever been in the public eye like this before? and has he ever confrimed a first single and even the NAME of it? and then pics leak from the studio session? this myth u guys are calling it is coming you guys just cant believe it cause it beenn delayed for so long. then one day a bomb drops about detox and everybody cant believe it.

  11. Mr. No Loss Says:

    whenever detox comes out at least dre is looking for it to be perfect. Come on, chronic 2001 was crazy and i expect detox to be the same. Lets keep in mind the death of his son and wat emotions come around that.

  12. rob22 Says:

    seriously tho im tryin to think of the last hot dre beat and im really havin a hard time.. i dont think the dude has had a hot beat in the last five years

  13. 40 Inc Says:

    seriously tho im tryin to think of the last hot dre beat and im really havin a hard time.. i dont think the dude has had a hot beat in the last five years

    ^ catalina? ok your right? Death to my enemies? I Get It In? Underground?

    plus u nigaz act like dre gonna give other artist his detox material. most of what u hearin is throwaway beats dre does.

  14. Instru-mental Says:

    Still D.R.E.

    *Applause*

  15. B Says:

    The drop on that snippet gave me chills, that’s enough for me to believe a little bit more. -shrug-

  16. ShowTime Says:

    whys this nigga always dressed like Tiger Woods

  17. SaigonTheDon Says:

    a pig just flew somewhere

  18. Polka Says:

    I win at predictions.

  19. kedordu Says:

    on-demand streaming of music (on portable devices such as phones,) .. LEGAL ON DEMAND streaming of music ?? lol music isnt that important .

  20. Skywalker Says:

    As soon as Detox comes out I’m going to buy the bootleg to continue to put the nail in the coffin of this bullshit music industry.

    I only buy music directly from artist who have the guts, confidence, intelligence & humility to sell their music independently themselves without sacrificing their craft & future earnings.

    The day of musicians needing a record label/theives for a deal to get their music heard & sold is over. Thanks to the internet which connects the world record labels are obsolete.

    Any musician who wants a record deal in 2010 & beyond is a LOSER who enjoys taking it up the rectum with NO VASELINE, LMAO!

  21. lil mane young Says:

    old ass nigga

  22. 7v5a7 Says:

    $350!! DAMN, How in the hell those West Virgina college bball players afford those shits. LOL

  23. Dr. Dre Confirms Single w/ Jay-Z & Detox In 2010 (VIDEO) | The Real Frequency Says:

    [...] weeks and to expect Detox this year. I know I won’t be holding my breath for that last part (word to Nation) but let’s hope it really does [...]

  24. LoveFreely86 Says:

    That > this Detox myth they’ve concocted.

    ^^^ Agree, Dr. DRE ain’t Sade you not dropping a CD 10 yrs. later and except people to give a fuck like they did in ’01.

  25. yours truly Says:

    Coachella is in 2 weeks, with Jay-Z headlining, did Dre say his single is dropping in 2 weeks???
    Rumor has it, that Jay is gonna be on Dre’s 1st Detox single.
    Don’t be surprised if Jay brings out Dre @ Coachella.

    Coachella = the West Coast Woodstock, no event in Cali [the WestCoast] is bigger than that, an event with enough magnitude to bring out the Dr.

    just a theory I came up with, and if it goes down remember who came up with the theory 1st.

  26. The Shot Clock Says:

    Diddy goes in on that Olehdoit remix.

    Ross ghostwrote it, i betchu.

  27. Macson Escobar Says:

    Dr Dre had confirmed Detox every year since 04
    but it is the first official time in television !
    and plus now it’s not 04, it’s 2K10 so…

    it’s time, lil wayne is in jail
    t.i. is not outta here
    eminem is in the lab…
    jayz already dropped BP3
    and Fifty preparing Black Magic
    this year iz the comeback of the doctor
    End of tha trilogy, third revolution of rap sounds !!!

  28. Mag Says:

    Those headphones break easily if dropped and often tear at the end of the cord.

  29. Mag Says:

    Justice league > dr dre

  30. London Bloke Says:

    * Daps ShotClock and Mag*

    Ive returned to Nah after a long weekened to see some unknowns commenting?

    I blame Dre

  31. Branson_Blunts Says:

    Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnn how come ever black “powerful” man has a white man behind the scenes pulling the strings. Thats why I will wait to download this shit for FREE.

  32. London Bloke Says:

    Police have arrested two women after they tried to take the body of a dead relative onto a plane at Liverpool John Lennon Airport.

    Staff became suspicious when the women tried to check in the man, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.

    The man is thought to have died the previous day and was in a wheelchair.

    The women, aged 41 and 66, were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of a death.

    The pair, who are German nationals but live in Oldham, have been released on bail until 1 June, police said.

    Officers are investigating reports that the body had been taken to the airport by taxi from Oldham, a spokesman said.

  33. Tong Po Flo Says:

    Don’t really dig Dr Dre’s music to be lookin’ forward to this, a brotha needs that Act deuce/Distant Relatives

  34. Shooter Says:

    a brotha needs that Act deuce/Distant Relatives
    ^^^

    yessirr

  35. eric Says:

    *daps all*

  36. Heroine Headliner Says:

    RAWSE

  37. London Bloke Says:

    Nacierma Dream > Detox

    Greatest Story Never Told > Detox

    Act 2 > Detox

  38. The Shot Clock Says:

    *daps*

    Jimmy Iovine sounds like a fuckin con-man…”changing the eco system of music”?

    they tryin too hard.

  39. Joe 88 Says:

    I didn’t really care too much for the chronic 2001, but “Xxxplosive” gotta be one of the best hip hop songs from last decade, it gotta be.

  40. London Bloke Says:

    LF: I was watching Fade To Black on TV yesterday and the unintentional comedy from the audience screen shots are quiet entertaining. Like when Jay says who from Manhattan and it shows the white bird around some guys, who at first look at her like WTF then quickly take another glance at her breasts lol

    Related: There was a lot of top-heavy women in that audience. I see one bird jumping up and down with the loveliest and biggest baps. Great knockers

  41. Heroine Headliner Says:

    god damn def jam for every debt…

  42. Heroine Headliner Says:

    BAWSE is definitely in the buildin

  43. Black Says:

    a brotha needs that Act deuce

    ^^^

    Drops the day after detox

  44. Heroine Headliner Says:

    I see you Dre, making moves….

  45. London Bloke Says:

    I see you Dre, eating burgers…

  46. Heroine Headliner Says:

    dollars make sense, rich cats get fat

    look at RAWSE….

  47. Tong Po Flo Says:

    I see you Dre, dressin’ metro

  48. London Bloke Says:

    payola make sense, blog cats get fat

    look at ESKAY…

  49. London Bloke Says:

    And whilst watching Fade to Black, i forgot how fat Timberland was before he went on the jersey*made*me HGH diet [n]

  50. Heroine Headliner Says:

    payola make sense, blog cats get fat
    look at ESKAY…
    ^^
    true dat

  51. Black Says:

    I dont understand Dre’s immunity to almost every Hip Hop rule. Rap that gangsta shit with NWA, never bust a gun. Says he dont “smoke cess” yet a couple years later drops the Chronic. Tries to switch his style up, doesnt work, comes back to the gangsta shit. Gets chumped by Suge throughout career. Drops record once every 10 yrs etc. Lets not forget the questionable outfits he was rocking in the 80′s.

  52. landlord Says:

    cosign Black… not to mention a confirmed woman beater

    Dre BEEN overrated… but by being an open homosexual, he has stayed in the good graces of the homosexuals that run the entertainment industry …

  53. Heroine Headliner Says:

    supercede ya successes

  54. Black Says:

    cosign Black… not to mention a confirmed woman beater

    ^^^^

    Oh shit forgot bout that. It wasnt on no playing around Jay Z shit neither. It was, I get chumped by niggas everyday of my life but I’ll hit a woman to make myself feel tough. That is the ultimate coward move.

  55. Heroine Headliner Says:

    say word Dre gay?

  56. Heroine Headliner Says:

    and who said Jay was playing? them Illuminati cats is evil…word to Simon cowell

  57. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    *awakens & bakings*

    sup nah

  58. Heroine Headliner Says:

    I thought Dre was an og kush head….

  59. Joe 88 Says:

    If there was a rap hall of fame, Dre would be first ballot simply off the work he did with N.W.A & The D.O.C.

  60. Heroine Headliner Says:

    what up Kevin…

  61. Heroine Headliner Says:

    what’s good Joe

  62. Tong Po Flo Says:

    I’ll hit a woman to make myself feel tough. That is the ultimate coward move.

    ^ It is though, my homie did that one day when I was in the same room with him, like I was going to look on like a proud father or something. I confronted him on the spot and we eventually came to blows (nh) and we haven’t talked since

  63. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    Heroine Headliner

    ^

    you a female?

  64. Joe 88 Says:

    Morning guys. (n)

  65. London Bloke Says:

    Tong Po Flo Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 8:27 am

    ^ It is though, my homie did that one day when I was in the same room with him, like I was going to look on like a proud father or something. I confronted him on the spot and we eventually came to blows (nh) and we haven’t talked since

    ^

    This reads like you are the woman he hit

  66. Tong Po Flo Says:

    Heroine Headliner

    ^

    you a female?

    ^ Huh I was thinking the same ole Amelia Earhart looking ass niggrita

  67. Black Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 8:25 am
    If there was a rap hall of fame, Dre would be first ballot simply off the work he did with N.W.A & The D.O.C.

    ^^^^

    I’ll never doubt the quality of his work, he’s just not believable…. at all. I know its enetertainment but this nigga be lying bout smoking tree, I mean goddamn.

  68. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    soooooo

    another “when is it okay to hit women” debate?

    if dee barnes tried to boss up on me in public and/or tried to slap me, throw a drink in my face i’d have to piece her. jus sayin, thas kinda embarrassing and would suggest immediate attention of which my reflexes just respond/react.

  69. Joe 88 Says:

    Slap bitches, fuck it, long as it aint my fam or someone I care about, fuck it. It’s been plenty of times I seen niggas on the street closed fisting there girl (no over seas porn) In all reality, you don’t know what she did to deserve that spine buster (n) while it sounds fucked up, it’s just how I feel.

    I don’t control karma, so he’ll get what he deserves if nessassary

    LF: Juelz is my dude, but wayne buried this nigga on the “I can’t feel my face” mixtape

  70. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    In all reality, you don’t know what she did to deserve that spine buster (n) while it sounds fucked up, it’s just how I feel.

    ^

    LOL!

  71. Heroine Headliner Says:

    Drake got his shit pushed back….lol I would’ve figured the person getting his shit stuffed in would’ve been lil wang, seeing as how he is incarcerated…..

  72. Joe 88 Says:

    >I’ll never doubt the quality of his work, he’s just not believable…. at all. I know its enetertainment but this nigga be lying bout smoking tree, I mean goddamn.

    ^believable how? He hasn’t spit a gangster verse since 96′ and I honestly don’t belive anything the good rappers/producers say. I only belive the less talented artist (c) Maino. And 50 lied about smoking weed too, that doesn’t mean that “high all the time” isnt dope anymore.

  73. the-xfacta Says:

    There is always a good reason to hit anyone. I won’t be the first to hit a broad but if hits me I reserve the right to smack her up.

  74. Tong Po Flo Says:

    This reads like you are the woman he hit

    ^ Lol um no it was his girl he blasted on, we all was in the same room, I got up and was like wtf, we started yelled at each other until I got mad enough to socked him in his face. We went back and forth for a minute until his girl broke it up, her brother eventually came around and found out what had happen and let’s just say he finished were I left off

  75. Heroine Headliner Says:

    you a female?
    ^ Huh I was thinking the same ole Amelia Earhart
    looking ass niggrita
    ^^
    the fuck? I’m all man baby. from the top of my head to the tip of my dick…..

  76. Tong Po Flo Says:

    throw a drink in my face i’d have to piece her. jus sayin

    ^ Why not throw a drank in her face too?

  77. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    Heroine Headliner Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 8:39 am

    ^
    STFU b.

  78. Joe 88 Says:

    I call my crew old school cause they roll with ninety-nines

  79. Black Says:

    ^believable how? He hasn’t spit a gangster verse since 96′ and I honestly don’t belive anything the good rappers/producers say. I only belive the less talented artist (c) Maino. And 50 lied about smoking weed too, that doesn’t mean that “high all the time” isnt dope anymore.

    ^^^^

    There has to be a some type of credibility to it. I aint no lil kid, I understand that all rappers embellish. I just hate a complete liar (Ross). Nigga if u that talented of an artist u should’ve been able to obtain ur success without telling bold face lies. If Dre hasnt spit that gangsta shit since 96′ thats cool just means he was lying for what 8 yrs!? His whole image is built around being a weed head, not just a song.

  80. London Bloke Says:

    ^ Lol um no it was his girl he blasted on,

    ^

    Did you ever smash said girl

    If not, whats your address so i can mail you the L (c) cOLD

  81. Tong Po Flo Says:

    the fuck? I’m all man baby. from the top of my head to the tip of my dick…..

    ^ Lol it’s all jokes homie

  82. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    ^ Why not throw a drank in her face too?

    >life aint a mahfukin soap opera. fuck i look like? having cocktail wars(n) and shit.

  83. Black Says:

    If a bitch hits u then it gets a lil gray. However if shorty is just running her mouth and u swing on her then u a sucka. Chicks is gon talk shit when they mad, its in their DNA.

  84. Black Says:

    >life aint a mahfukin soap opera. fuck i look like? having cocktail wars(n) and shit.

    ^^^

    LOL!

  85. Heroine Headliner Says:

    all rappers get some kind of pass for questionable choices. …look so good I suck her daddy’s dick – biggie

    what the fuck….

  86. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    chics cut niggas nowadays. sleep if y’all wanna.

  87. London Bloke Says:

    has kinda embarrassing and would suggest immediate attention of which my reflexes just respond/react.

    ^

    co-sign

    In all reality, you don’t know what she did to deserve that spine buster

    ^

    Roffle. This tho.

    Related: Me and the niccas were at a club and someone else not even with us grabbed some chicks arse. So she got all angry, turned around and slapped my friend. The sheer cheek and shock of the situation led him to open hand slap her on reflexes. At that point, some have-a-go-hero’s saw the slap and decided to jump in. Lets say the night got shut down, a few got arrested but we all bust case

    And we just fucking got there. SMH

  88. JUMZ Says:

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  89. Joe 88 Says:

    Tong Po Flo Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 8:41 am
    throw a drink in my face i’d have to piece her. jus sayin

    ^ Why not throw a drank in her face too?

    ^why waste a perfectly good drink on her when you can just sidewalk slam her? Seriously, she’s bracing herself for that punch when she threw that drink, lol. j/k I know it sounds fucked up, but it’s plenty of women that thrive off that and feels some type of bizzare importance when there boyfriend kimbo them.

    Question: Is ole boy you was fighting and ole girl still together? If so, that was a epic fail on your behalf, only because she’s use to getting slapped and you lost a friend. If she was tryna break up the fight then, yeah you put yourself in a lose/lose situation, and her brother definently lost, not just because he fought dude and she stayed with him, but because he has a retard for a sister.

  90. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    when you can just sidewalk slam her? lol. j/k

    ^

    lololol

  91. London Bloke Says:

    Saying that, me and the homies rushed one guy we say stamping out a chick. I mean, hitting a girl is one thing, but this girl was on deck and the guy was just stamping on her
    So we came over like yo stop that shit shes fucked and he started talking reckless, whilst still adding couple stomps where possible I might add, so someone pushed him off her and he try swing

    1 against 5? Math and Bravery fail

  92. Tong Po Flo Says:

    Did you ever smash said girl

    If not, whats your address so i can mail you the L (c) cOLD

    ^ Nah that wasn’t my intention when I defended her, I’ll gladly think that L

  93. Joe 88 Says:

    >His whole image is built around being a weed head, not just a song.

    ^No it’s not

    >life aint a mahfukin soap opera. fuck i look like? having cocktail wars(n) and shit.

    ^I literally laughed out loud when I read this.

  94. Heroine Headliner Says:

    RAWSE my man, but ole girl needed to be chin checked

    I forgive you, my g

  95. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    he started talking reckless, whilst still adding couple stomps where possible I might add,

    ^

    damn. lol

  96. Joe 88 Says:

    If your homeboy slaps his bitch infront of you, trust me, it’s not the first time he slapped her.

  97. Black Says:

    I’d never hop into a domestic situation on some hero shit. That shit could end horribly and u dont know if this is the regular in their relationship. My problem is with the niggas who would’nt throw down if a nigga smacked their moms but come every night and beat their chick because shorty burnt the steak or some shit.

  98. landlord Says:

    SMH @ “if a woman hits me first ima hit her back…”

    nothings more manly than when your woman is at the height of her anger, and she slaps you in the face or gets nose to nose and screams “FUCK YOU”, if you just take a step back, smile at her calmly and just say, “sure you right Baby”… and just leave the house with a pronounced diddybop …

    works everytime… sweartogod…

    it takes great control and probably some practice, but it works lovely… i mean, unless you got a 6 foot 220 lb woman, how much could it hurt if she hits you?… cmon son …

  99. London Bloke Says:

    Yo Kev and Joe are killing me already [n]

    Cocktail wars and Sidewalk slam?!

    OH LAWD

  100. landlord Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 8:52 am
    If your homeboy slaps his bitch infront of you, trust me, it’s not the first time he slapped her.

    ———

    word…

  101. Tong Po Flo Says:

    Question: Is ole boy you was fighting and ole girl still together? If so, that was a epic fail on your behalf, only because she’s use to getting slapped and you lost a friend. If she was tryna break up the fight then, yeah you put yourself in a lose/lose situation, and her brother definently lost, not just because he fought dude and she stayed with him, but because he has a retard for a sister.

    ^ At first they worked things out but later they broke up, him hitting her was the beginning of the end for their relationship. You right though I shouldn’t put myself in that situation and I did lose a close homeboy but I don’t want have a homie that would just hit a woman.

  102. Heroine Headliner Says:

    I never beat my women, keep it g mah peeps…

  103. earplugs Says:

    its been 20 years! it should be ready to come out, dre! pause!

  104. Mr.Londoner Says:

    #

    # London Bloke Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 7:56 am

    LF: I was watching Fade To Black on TV yesterday and the unintentional comedy from the audience screen shots are quiet entertaining. Like when Jay says who from Manhattan and it shows the white bird around some guys, who at first look at her like WTF then quickly take another glance at her breasts lol

    Related: There was a lot of top-heavy women in that audience. I see one bird jumping up and down with the loveliest and biggest baps. Great knockers

    =-=-=-=-=-=–=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-
    Whenever I watch Fade to Black, I always think that ” IT’S NOT A MOVIE DAWG!!” line in P.S.A was aimed at kanye.

  105. earplug Says:

    1

  106. earplug Says:

    let those thru

  107. Tong Po Flo Says:

    it’s plenty of women that thrive off that and feels some type of bizzare importance when there boyfriend kimbo them.

    ^ This is true tho

  108. London Bloke Says:

    I see chicks get hit over some stupid shit. Like this one brudda knocking out a random chick in a bar cause she bumped him on the way to the toilet

    No talking. No nothing. Just a close faced hit

    After that, thats the worst ive ever seen bouncers fuck up a dude. Like totally written-off.

  109. Black Says:

    At first they worked things out but later they broke up, him hitting her was the beginning of the end for their relationship. You right though I shouldn’t put myself in that situation and I did lose a close homeboy but I don’t want have a homie that would just hit a woman.

    ^^^^

    Aint no shame in how u reacted, staright up i think everybodies mom would want them to do what you did. Now whether or not it happens is a different story.

  110. plug Says:

    nothings more manly than when your woman is at the height of her anger, and she slaps you in the face or gets nose to nose and screams “FOCK YOU”, if you just take a step back, smile at her calmly and just say, “sure you right Baby”… and just leave the house with a pronounced diddybop …
    ——–
    what if she’s at YOUR house???? and she is just going HAM on you unwilling to leave????

  111. London Bloke Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 8:52 am
    If your homeboy slaps his bitch infront of you, trust me, it’s not the first time he slapped her.

    ^

    i read this then waited for it to stew on me [n] before i co-signed

    Like if youve got to the stage where you slap your girl in front of your homeboy, no remorse, and look proud…you in a dark place

  112. Joe 88 Says:

    >You right though I shouldn’t put myself in that situation and I did lose a close homeboy but I don’t want have a homie that would just hit a woman.

    ^I know how you feel tho, (n) I got a homeboy that hit his baby mother plenty of times, but on the flipside, she did swing a frying pan at him while pregnant, knowing that he wasn’t gonna hit her, I was there that day, talk about classic shit, lol. In situations like that, the gloves are off, they fight each other with intentions of winning, when couples fight like that, I just slowly bop to the exit

    I’m not condoning any type of women beating cause i’d never hit a girl, i’d shake, slam or suplex a bitch real quick tho.

  113. Black Says:

    Smacking any bitch for any reason will be a legal fail. If the law is called it will never end good for any nigga. Unless shorty tries to stab/shoot u your life will be made that much more difficult.

  114. landlord Says:

    what if she’s at YOUR house???? and she is just going HAM on you unwilling to leave????

    ————–

    if she at your house, and she doesnt leave when you ask or tell her, then yes, she cant get the sidewalk-slam … because at that point where she wont leave, she becomes a willing tresppasser, and gender consideration is thereby nullified … beat her ass ..

  115. landlord Says:

    yes she CAN > yes she CANT

  116. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    i was waitin in line at the after club diner and was holding a spot for my peeps to step in at once. the line was already crunk and my peoples fell in line w/me and this 5 ft chic pushed one of my mans hard into the rest of us. this nigga pushed back off the crowd and elbowed homegirl and played it off reflexes. he’s all tellin her sorry tryna convince her he didn’t know what happened. when we sat down to eat he said he did it on purpose tho.

  117. plug Says:

    I remember working at the phone company and this white middle aged married couple was going thru there divorce… they were seperating the phones to there own individual accounts. The lady was just sayin all types of sneak disses to the ole boy. she was verbally going in on him… next thing you know he hauled off and smacked the DOG SHYT! out of her. the crowded showroom got quiet enough to here a pen drop. Shyt was crazy. the girl that was helping him was at a loss for words. I bussed out pointing and laughing and politely told them to get the fock out the store.

  118. Jersey*made*me Says:

    *daps*

    Hitting a woman is HOMO!!! Point blank. There is NEVER a good enough reason.Only bitchassniggas try that retaliatory defense.

    #noshotz

  119. London Bloke Says:

    she becomes a willing tresppasser, and gender consideration is thereby nullified … beat her ass ..

    this nigga pushed back off the crowd and elbowed homegirl and played it off reflexes

    next thing you know he hauled off and smacked the DOG SHYT! out of her.

    ^

    *DIES*

  120. landlord Says:

    yall niggas need to learn the fine art of squeezing a woman’s head above the ears…

    take your open heel of both hands and place them firmly right above both ears, slap and squeeze inward real hard (hands forcefully towards each other, in a clapping, then squeezing motion)… this will temporarily disable her senses and chill her the fuck out, cause most people not familiar with that move …

    she’ll think you some other kind of crazy and will learn to respect your emotions …

  121. Joe 88 Says:

    And another thing about my homeboy that fights his baby mother, one night me and my old bitch got into it, and out of all niggas, this fucking dork was the first person telling me to calm down, after all those cross jabs I seen you give your baby mother, you got the nerve to tell me to calm down? Bitch please

  122. landlord Says:

    when we sat down to eat he said he did it on purpose tho.

    ———-

    LMAO

  123. London Bloke Says:

    this nigga pushed back off the crowd and elbowed homegirl and played it off reflexes

    ^

    yo im still laughing at this…i imagine it like a Hulk Hogan Closeline

  124. Joe 88 Says:

    Scenario: Say your walking down the street, and you see a guy just giving his girl the business something terrible (n) and it gets to the point where it’s getting ugly, and you run over there to stop it, and in the middle of your tryna break it up, he pulls out papers from the clinic saying he’s H.I.V positive and she’s the reason why, what do you do?

    Do you still stop him? Do you let him finish? (double n)

  125. Dewill Says:

    Why would anyone especially hit their baby’s mother… let alone any woman..??

  126. CZ Says:

    sometimes a yolk and firm shake is ok if she gets physical with you first but never anything past that

  127. London Bloke Says:

    or maybe like how the Rock used to do it

    * gets hit*

    * bounces of ropescrowd*

    * closelines broad*

    * takes off elbow cover watch and throws*

    * people’s elbows the bitch*

  128. Black Says:

    Since we dropping stories…

    I used to fuck with this broad that always accused me of cheating. Shorty was probably clinically insane but fuck it right the head was crazy. One day i’m sleeping on her couch with my arms over my head. The bitch hit me with one of her brother’s golf clubs in my ribs and ran out the crib. If i were physically able I would have ran that bitch down and strangled her slow lol. Luckily I could’nt but that was the only instance where i would have hit a woman.

  129. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    Do you still stop him? Do you let him finish? (double n)

    ^

    yea i’m off that.

  130. CZ Says:

    men that hit woman usually are struggling with their sexuality

  131. plug Says:

    gender consideration is thereby nullified
    ——–
    haha

    I remember having these yoes over back when I stayed wit moms… her and my aunt were in the kitchen, I was in the den wit the young slores. these 2 brauds was talkin reckless and puttin they feet off on the coffe table. I guess they thought I was a lame-oid and thought I would let the blatent disrespect pass. I grabbed both of them yoes bythe back of the pants and removed them by force. I thru them yoes out like Uncle Phil throws out Jazz. Moms didnt say anything… I guess she knew they wednt right. I made them walk home. they lived about 5 miles away. I even stayed outside and grimmed them until they were completely off the block.

  132. landlord Says:

    Dewill Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 9:10 am
    Why would anyone especially hit their baby’s mother… let alone any woman..??

    —–

    my babymother once spit dead in my face and tearfully told me fuck you like 4 times in succession, cause i once had the audacity to accuse her of being a subpar moms… i wiped my face and kept it moving… i think i even apologized…

  133. London Bloke Says:

    H.I.V positive

    ^

    i dont fuck around in this situation. My hypochondria wont allow me

    I’ll be too worried stray blood might land in my mouth [n] or something lol

  134. S.I.C.K.GIGANTE Says:

    I only beat one woman in my life and that was my ex-wife.We both landed blows and had damages plus she ransacked the crib when the cops came and got me.She never pressed charges and I can still fuck her from time to time.She admitted to me that she knew deep inside that she was foul for what she did and I was a good dude so she did not want to destroy my future.That was over a decade ago and the situation has sense been resolved.I would never strike another woman under any circumstances.I was much younger and immature then.

  135. plug Says:

    One day i’m sleeping on her couch with my arms over my head. The bitch hit me with one of her brother’s golf clubs in my ribs and ran out the crib.
    ———
    dam. what kinda brauds you fockin wit?

  136. Black Says:

    Do you still stop him? Do you let him finish? (double n)

    ^^^^^

    She lucky if i dont jump in lol.

  137. landlord Says:

    CZ Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 9:11 am
    sometimes a yolk and firm shake is ok if she gets physical with you first but never anything past that

    ——

    word…

    thats why i squoosh they heads… just to let them feel my raw strength, without leaving any discernible damage … just to let them think i just might could actually snap one day… but nah… i cant hit no woman…

  138. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    *daps nah*
    *catches up*

    hitting women is for lames, but I did see a story where 7 lesbians jumped one man. He got destroyed and he never swung back. He shouldve. Also, if Britney Griner is swinging
    on a mug, all bets are off.

    Fun Fact: “Heroine” is the feminine derivative of the word “Hero”.

    “Heroin” on the other hand, is a drug taken intravenously that is derived from the opium poppy plant.

    *daps Land, 88, Tong, London, Plug, Jerz, and all legitimate regulars*

  139. Joe 88 Says:

    You gotta remember, some of these guys mothers taught them to hit women at a young age, especially the hood rats with kids, so for me to see a guy hit a chick, it’s nothing out of the ordinary, i’ve seen guys lose fights to chicks, ultimate L.

    I got swung on at a club, swung on by my girl, told to my face by a girl that she’d kick my ass (same chick from the supermarket story last week) never hit none of them back, didn’t have too, I might not be the strongest, but I know i’m stronger than your average chunky bitch, and when I swing, i’m aiming for chins & jaw bones, the faster the fight is over with, the better for me, 30 seconds in a fight feels like 15 minutes when your not on the jersey*made diet plan, lol

  140. CZ Says:

    She admitted to me that she knew deep inside that she was foul for what she did and I was a good dude so she did not want to destroy my future.
    ^
    what did she do?

  141. S.I.C.K.GIGANTE Says:

    LOL@Land and Joe

    Niggas got me dying misty eyed and shit early at the workplace.

  142. Tong Po Flo Says:

    I remember having these yoes over back when I stayed wit moms… her and my aunt were in the kitchen, I was in the den wit the young slores. these 2 brauds was talkin reckless and puttin they feet off on the coffe table. I guess they thought I was a lame-oid and thought I would let the blatent disrespect pass. I grabbed both of them yoes bythe back of the pants and removed them by force. I thru them yoes out like Uncle Phil throws out Jazz. Moms didnt say anything… I guess she knew they wednt right. I made them walk home. they lived about 5 miles away. I even stayed outside and grimmed them until they were completely off the block.

    ^ Lol that’s how it’s done!

  143. Black Says:

    dam. what kinda brauds you fockin wit?

    ^^^^

    I really cant stress enough how crazy this bitch was, i was still a youngin too so honestly i probably liked the drama a lil bit until that point.

  144. The Shot Clock Says:

    my babymother once spit dead in my face and tearfully told me fuck you like 4 times in succession, cause i once had the audacity to accuse her of being a subpar moms… i wiped my face and kept it moving… i think i even apologized

    ^

    not never….she would definitely get a Chris Rock shake for that shit.

  145. Dewill Says:

    I know a lot of dudes on here have their so called issues with women..and I did too at one point….. but when u love ur lady and she love u back..and u know she loves…it hurts u to see her hurt, crying, and in pain.. so Land u did the right thing mane..

  146. Tong Po Flo Says:

    Do you still stop him? Do you let him finish? (double n)

    ^ I don’t know I would have to be a snitch and call the pigs or something, I wouldn’t want to get in between too folks that have the monster

  147. plug Says:

    Why would anyone especially hit their baby’s mother… let alone any woman..??
    ——–
    I dream about hittin my sons mom. she deserves it. Alot of women deserve it… In a situation like that when a man has a female like my ex… I dont never condone hittimg a women, but I would definately understand and would never redicule him for it.

  148. Dewill Says:

    Only thing I beat up is the puss… and they love me for it…some of yall should try that instead of punchin chicks in the eye..

    *shrugs*

  149. The Shot Clock Says:

    but when u love ur lady and she love u back..and u know she loves…it hurts u to see her hurt, crying, and in pain.

    ^

    nah she spit in his face…that shit is never ok, i’m sorry.

  150. landlord Says:

    not never….she would definitely get a Chris Rock shake for that shit.

    ——-

    *smokey robinson’s it up*

    i wanted to… but i couldnt, i love her and my son way too much…

    and i was kinda wrong with what i was saying… kinda …

    *plays “Baby Baby Dont Cry” in itunes*

  151. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    I dream about hittin my sons mom.

    ^

    *dead*

  152. Tong Po Flo Says:

    I know a lot of dudes on here have their so called issues with women..and I did too at one point….. but when u love ur lady and she love u back..and u know she loves…it hurts u to see her hurt, crying, and in pain.. so Land u did the right thing mane..

    ^ This

  153. plug Says:

    Do you still stop him? Do you let him finish? (double n)
    ——-
    My boy’s sister’s baby daddy got murked out trying to break up a domestic dispute. I keeps it moving either way… Id prolly call the boys… thats what they are for. If a couple is dumb enough to be fighting in the streets then the boys NEED to be called. I dont think thats snitching…

  154. Joe 88 Says:

    True story, last year, this dude got his ass whipped in the club by 2 broads, they took off there heels & made mpc type beats on his face, people at the club said dude face was fucked, word is, he waited outside the club til it was over, seen the 2 chicks and shot them.

    Now I know niggas say hitting chicks is wrong, but last time I checked a ass whipping is a ass whipping all across the board, no matter if it’s by a peer, a midget, or a gorilla, just because it’s a chick hitting you doesn’t take away from the fat that it’s a ass whipping right? I don’t want by beautiful face fucked up by anyone, let alone some fake steve madden shoes, my reaction to a shoe to a face in the club is to prolly a corona bottle at whoevers the closet.

  155. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I don’t condone hitting a woman but hey…shit happens.

  156. Jersey*made*me Says:

    My wife has the utmost respect for my manhood from seeing the way I put niggas in they place,and not necessarily on some drama shit.That and the way I check her if she says something slightly extra.If you establish boundaries with a woman you’ll never be in a position to have to hit her.Women respect a stern man,but you gotta show her how you interact in the world in general,not just when dealing with her.I ain’t with no bullshit,from nobody.Thus, she knows not to take it there with me.

  157. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    land the type to let wifey spit in his face and walk off apologizing just to vulcan grip nerve pinch her in her sleep.

  158. plug Says:

    I know a lot of dudes on here have their so called issues with women..and I did too at one point….. but when u love ur lady and she love u back..and u know she loves…it hurts u to see her hurt, crying, and in pain.. so Land u did the right thing mane..
    ——-
    sukka for love? mmm mmm. sukka for love. (c) cam

  159. S.I.C.K.GIGANTE Says:

    She admitted to me that she knew deep inside that she was foul for what she did and I was a good dude so she did not want to destroy my future.
    ^
    what did she do?

    Man where do I start?? Alot of mind games and things that challenged my manhood.I used to always catch her walking with dudes and getting outta cars and shit.She always had male friends hanging around at her job or her school.It was always some competition shit going on and she was 5 years older than me.Ultimately she got pregnant by some nigga then tried to pin the baby on me THEN she aborted the baby before I can find out if the kid was really mine.So yeah a asswhoppin was warranted.

  160. landlord Says:

    ….. but when u love ur lady and she love u back..and u know she loves…it hurts u to see her hurt, crying, and in pain..

    ——

    mannn… i kills me to see ANY woman cry…

    i cried when MoNique was sittin in that welfare office crying and telling her sad life story to Mariah Carey in “Precious”…

    i cry when Alfre Woodard cries in movies…

    i cried when Suge Avery went back to her daddy’s church crying and singing gospel in “Color Purple”…

    little known FACT:

    i cry

  161. Dewill Says:

    nah she spit in his face…that shit is never ok, i’m sorry.

    ^^^^
    But you got to see it from her point of view..women are gentle creatures.. I understand there are hoes out there..but I’m talkin bout the ones that are down for u and have birthed ur kids mane.. Always try to see things from your partner’s point of view or vice versa… and discuss the problem out to the end

  162. Tong Po Flo Says:

    they took off there heels & made mpc type beats on his face

    ^ ^ cannon-balls into Hades*

  163. plug Says:

    I can honestly say I have never hit a woman… The worst I’ve done was push one away from the door, when she tried to prevent me from making an exit.

  164. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    i cry when Alfre Woodard cries in movies…

    ^

    me too.

  165. landlord Says:

    they took off there heels & made mpc type beats on his face

    ————

    LOL…

    araab muzik FTW

  166. Joe 88 Says:

    Man, I wish I would’ve hit my ex, that bitch called me last night, talking bout she just got a new house, and going on about all the success she’s having now, bitch, if I could put that bitch in the triple H pedigree right now, trust me, I would.

  167. Jersey*made*me Says:

    i cry when Alfre Woodard cries in movies…

    ^^

    This nigga here,lol.

    Didn’t we do this “i cried” shit a few months ago?

  168. oh4werd Says:

    im sittin here dyin laughin at work, yall niggas is funny. Real talk if a girl hits me like a guy, they always whinin about bein treated equal, she gonna get fair treatment alright…bitch get uppercut on some streetfighter shit

  169. plug Says:

    nah she spit in his face…that shit is never ok, i’m sorry.
    ———-
    yes AND no.

    what he said may have trumped the spittal…

  170. landlord Says:

    Didn’t we do this “i cried” shit a few months ago?

    ———

    LMAO…

    we some mary j blige lookin ass niggas no?

  171. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    land did the right thing. But yo, the question stands, were you telling the truth when you said she was a subpar mom?

  172. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    It took me a while to realize the energy spent arguing and fighting with my BM was draining my life force and fucking up my aura as a whole. But it’s rough when you’ve spent years with a person and they know all your buttons and exactly how to push em.

    I say that to say this…never mess with a woman who was in an abusive relationship. As sympathetic as you might be, you never know who instigates the BS…and some woman don’t think you love em unless you whup em (c) Bishop Don Magic Juan – “American Pimp”

  173. Black Says:

    but I’m talkin bout the ones that are down for u and have birthed ur kids mane

    ^^^

    That can be two completely different women.

  174. plug Says:

    Man, I wish I would’ve hit my ex,
    ——-
    cosign

  175. landlord Says:

    what he said may have trumped the spittal…

    ——-

    what i said, and the TIMING of what i said was terrible…

    i think yall are probably aware that i tend to say some obnoxious self serving shit on occasion… its the same in person…

  176. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    You gotta check em early. Letting the slightest disrespect slide will lead to blatant fuckery.

  177. PETEYPOPE Says:

    REAL MEN HIT WOMEN!

    GET EM’!!

  178. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    even if a mother is not good at parenting, suggesting that she isn’t is fighting words.

  179. landlord Says:

    Fresh Huxtable Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 9:30 am
    land did the right thing. But yo, the question stands, were you telling the truth when you said she was a subpar mom?

    —————

    in retrospect, no… i mean the issue i had at the time, was valid… but all things considered, she is a great mother… much improved… we both done grew up alot since then …

  180. TE Says:

    REAL MEN HIT WOMEN!

    GET EM’!!

    ^^

    * Head Explodes *

  181. plug Says:

    It took me a while to realize the energy spent arguing and fighting with my BM was draining my life force and fucking up my aura as a whole. But it’s rough when you’ve spent years with a person and they know all your buttons and exactly how to push em.
    ——-

    cosign word for word.

    I realized its best to have no communications. no phone calls and especially no texts.

    Text are the worst

    text are a way for somebody to say something to you when you are deliberatly trying to ignore them. I disabled all text.

    Its better that way all the way around

  182. London Bloke Says:

    im laughing so hard i cant think

  183. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    One thing you’ve got to remember, if you hit the mother of your child, your son or daughter will always look at you as the man who beat their mother. If some dude was to yoke your daughter and give the same reasoning as you have for hiking your girl, would you accept it? If no,
    then don’t whup nobody. That’s the ultimate test.

  184. oh4werd Says:

    real talk my boy got in an argument wit his baby moms and she was sittin there cryin holdin my god daughter. she told me to hold her and then leaped on my boy and punched him dead in his face. this nigga lost it and choked the shit out of her, she got what she deserved. I thought that shit was funny and even if i wanted to stop it i had my arms full wit my god daughter so she set herself up for the lose.

    Only time i would hit a girl without her hittin me would be a life or death situation. what i mean by that is my homeboy had this crazy bitch he used to fuk wit. long story short she got mad mad and tried to jerk the wheel in the middle of traffic at in intersection. i flew around the backseat and the car came to a hault. this nigga smashed her head into the window. all over somethin small….lol

  185. plug Says:

    You gotta check em early. Letting the slightest disrespect slide will lead to blatant fockery.

    ———
    gem

  186. plug Says:

    You gotta check em early. Letting the slightest disrespect slide will lead to blatant fockery.

    ———
    gem

  187. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    little known FACT:

    i cry
    ^
    Me too

  188. London Bloke Says:

    The worst I’ve done was push one away from the door, when she tried to prevent me from making an exit.

    ^

    was she the security at the bank?

  189. S.I.C.K.GIGANTE Says:

    I just pity most women nowadays though.Alot of them have been molested and they are damaged goods from jump.Alot of them a searching for father figures and had fathers who where absent from their lives.So I understand to a certain degree why alot of females are fucked up.

  190. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I realized its best to have no communications. no phone calls and especially no texts.
    ============================
    Can’t do that when there’s a child involved.

    I had to realize I can’t control her so why try?

    I’m only in control of my own actions and I have to rise above the bull. Not just for my own sanity but for my seed’s sake.

    I still struggle, cause this broad loves to antagonize me.

    I swear, I must look like Denzel when I’m pissed cause that’s the state this chick loves to see me in.

    I settled for a chick below me intellectually and tried to upgrade her…and she realizes this and resents me for it.

  191. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    if you ever socializing w/a breezie and she gets comfortable and starts sayin shit like “ima slap the shit outta you” while playfully laughing and what not, you gotta have an equally sarcastic but violently undertoned rebuttla.

    like…”ight, but i’d really hate to have to fuck you up girl! hehe.”

  192. Dewill Says:

    See fellas what I do is pick the traits that were good in my role models growing up as a young lad… My grandpops showed me how to get at the ladies..but he was terrible to my grandmother…My pops did better than his pops because his pops never did anything for him..but he’s here taking care of his responsibilities.. Me and my bro and sis never had to go without anything.. but I know my pops did dirt.. Only thing that kept me with a cool head was my moms and how I never seen her cry and be hurt but deep down I know it hurt her.. but She’s a very praying and spiritual woman.. So what I do is try to better than my pops in every aspect as a Husband and father…

    But my pastor told me the realest thing ever… He said ” How can you be better if you have never seen better?”
    You cant’ do it alone….

  193. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    I settled for a chick below me intellectually and tried to upgrade her…and she realizes this and resents me for it.
    ^
    Wow.

  194. baby jesus Says:

    we some mary j blige lookin ass niggas no?

    ^
    *muerto*

  195. Shooter Says:

    If some dude was to yoke your daughter and give the same reasoning as you have for hiking your girl, would you accept it? If no,
    then don’t whup nobody. That’s the ultimate test.
    ^^^

    true indeed

  196. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    Kevfrescura De Talco
    0 mins ago
    if you ever socializing w/a breezie and she gets comfortable and starts sayin shit like “ima slap the shit outta you” while playfully laughing and what not, you gotta have an equally sarcastic but violently undertoned rebuttla.

    like…”ight, but i’d really hate to have to fuck you up girl! hehe.”

    ^gotta use that Keith David voice with it

  197. Beezy Says:

    my man did like 8 months in jail for fucking up some dude who was beating on his broad in public.

    Granted my homie was a marine/trained killer and may have went overboard in administering the beatdown

    the cops applauded his chivalry whilest arresting him for assault.

  198. S.I.C.K.GIGANTE Says:

    But my pastor told me the realest thing ever… He said ” How can you be better if you have never seen better?”
    You cant’ do it alone….

    Sounds real good but I have been good to almost every women I have come in contact with.No matter how much good you show some females they will go out their way to destroy the peace.Some females need drama to feel alive.I`ve experienced this first hand.

  199. Black Says:

    like…”ight, but i’d really hate to have to fuck you up girl! hehe.”

    ^^^

    *dies a thousand deaths*

  200. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    the cops applauded his chivalry whilest arresting him for assault.

    ^

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!

  201. Joe 88 Says:

    Okay, another story (I know this is getting old) a few months back, my homeboy put his hands on his baby mother for the first time in there 8+ year relationship, now before hand, she use to do all types of fucked up shit to him, like drop there girl off and club for the whole weekend when she knew he had plans, you know stuff along those lines. Now, fast foward to the night he hit her, he said it was a firm, yet rough back hand, bodyslammed her in the tub, and proceeded to beat her legs up on some rick james shit.

    Now, the people next door calls the police, when they get there, she begs him not to leave, and claims nothing happen, the next day when he comes home from work, it’s dinner on the table and she never, ever cooks, my question is, what type of sign is this giving to the dude in this situation? Cause he damn sure said to me after he told me the story “man, I should’ve been slapped that bitch”

    maybe that’s why guys get comfortable with hitting there girl infront of company, idk, but like I told him, she’s just crazy, lol

  202. landlord Says:

    the cops applauded his chivalry whilest arresting him for assault.

    ———-

    *sean bell*

  203. baby jesus Says:

    my man did like 8 months in jail for fucking up some dude who was beating on his broad in public.

    ^
    fail

  204. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I settled for a chick below me intellectually and tried to upgrade her…and she realizes this and resents me for it.
    ^
    Wow.
    =====================
    It’s the truth.

    She knows I can do better and the only thing that ties her to me is our child. At first her being a little dingy was cool. Cute even. But over time I realized that this wasn’t a partnership. I couldn’t depend on her to handle business. I couldn’t lean on her for support. Couples are supposed to play to each others strengths but most end up playing on their faults. I tried (somewhat successfully) to upgrade this chick but criticism breeds contempt.

  205. Black Says:

    proceeded to beat her legs up on some rick james shit.

    ^^^

    Chill yo I cant stop laughing.

  206. London Bloke Says:

    yo #noshots

    but Dewill seem like the relationship kinda guy. Sees all women as individual flowers that need to be nutured and shit, since your main interaction with women has been in loving relationship with what you consider good and proper women

    whereas Joe88 seem more aligned to my thinking…we know them broads that you link at 3am, her baby father having left at 12 and her baby sleeping in the cot next to her bed while you fucking it doggy and she tryna reach for the MD 20/20 by the bedside

    so when your talking about hitting females, you think of the wonderful women and so it seems so wrong

    But we thinking of the dirty, loud mouth, quick to set-you-up or shank you themselves hoes. So it dont seem so bad

  207. CZ Says:

    my man did like 8 months in jail for fucking up some dude who was beating on his broad in public.
    ^
    guarentee you the chick he saved is bac with the dude that beat her up

  208. Beezy Says:

    Dewill reads his wife poetry, serenades her in song, and enjoys the wafting scent of aroma therapy candles whilest bathing with his boo

  209. London Bloke Says:

    it was a firm, yet rough back hand, bodyslammed her in the tub, and proceeded to beat her legs up on some rick james shit.

    ^

    Joe88 trainers just set alight and he smashed the backboard [n] of the hoop (c) NBA Jam

  210. oh4werd Says:

    Sounds real good but I have been good to almost every women I have come in contact with.No matter how much good you show some females they will go out their way to destroy the peace.Some females need drama to feel alive.I`ve experienced this first hand.

    ^^^^
    real shit.

  211. Beezy Says:

    At first her being a little dingy was cool.

    ^dingy as in dirty?

  212. baby jesus Says:

    guarentee you the chick he saved is bac with the dude that beat her up

    ^
    belee dat. doing 8 months for saving a complete stranger who may have been a prostitute at one time or another is a failure of epic fucking proportions.

  213. Dewill Says:

    Dewill reads his wife poetry, serenades her in song, and enjoys the wafting scent of aroma therapy candles whilest bathing with his boo

    ^^^^
    LOL..I do take baths with her tho..shit is Heavenly..

  214. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    I tried (somewhat successfully) to upgrade this chick but criticism breeds contempt.
    ^
    I see said & i completely understand your plight.

  215. London Bloke Says:

    criticism breeds contempt.

    ^

    *prints on t-shirt*

  216. London Bloke Says:

    yo Beezy

    whilest? really?

  217. Ghost Writer Says:

    I still say change the title

  218. Joe 88 Says:

    LOL..I do take baths with her tho..shit is Heavenly..

    ^I don’t know why, but that read funny.

  219. CZ Says:

    love in the tub>>>>>

  220. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    Cosign Dewill…it’s up to us as men to be role models not only for our family, but for our community and all the people who see us on the daily who don’t have real men in their lives…and I mean both kids and women.

  221. Beezy Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 9:55 am

    yo Beezy

    whilest? really?

    ^don’t even try to act like your the originator.

    I’m pretty sure Billz was using that while you were still a nut stain in eskay boxers.

  222. Beezy Says:

    I’m pretty sure Billz was using that whilest you were still a nut stain in eskay boxers.

    ^*fixed*

  223. NovemberEnd Says:

    criticism breeds contempt.
    ^^^^^
    gem

  224. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Dewill reads his wife poetry, serenades her in song, and enjoys the wafting scent of aroma therapy candles whilest bathing with his boo
    ^
    lmaoaoaoao. He’s back.

  225. Beezy Says:

    winky face

  226. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    ^dingy as in dirty?

    Dingy as in ditzy. Silly. Immature.

    Plus her energy is off.

    She’d see a chick in the street and be on some “Fuck you lookin at bitch?” type shit.

    I remember being in Blimpie with her & two niggas came in. Mad loud she says, “They looking at you funny.” And proceeds to start staring these niggas down

    So now, even if they weren’t on some BS , they are now. I damn near had to scrap with these cats for no reason.

  227. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    I see said
    ^
    edit- I see i said

  228. CZ Says:

    Cosign Dewill…it’s up to us as men to be role models not only for our family, but for our community and all the people who see us on the daily who don’t have real men in their lives…and I mean both kids and women.
    ^
    i feel you on that. i love it because people never see it as the norm so they either are surprised and happy for you or surprised and hate on you. Either way it feels good to do the right thing and knowing your setting an example

  229. Joe 88 Says:

    I remember being in Blimpie with her & two niggas came in. Mad loud she says, “They looking at you funny.” And proceeds to start staring these niggas down

    So now, even if they weren’t on some BS , they are now. I damn near had to scrap with these cats for no reason.

    ^I hate when bitches do that, something like that happen to me in the movies one time.

  230. baby jesus Says:

    damn, i mean from the little we know of amps baby moms id think its safe to say shorty is a certified hoodbooger, yes?

  231. Beezy Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    ^dingy as in dirty?

    Dingy as in ditzy. Silly. Immature.

    >>>
    din·gy (dnj)
    adj. din·gi·er, din·gi·est
    1. Darkened with smoke and grime; dirty or discolored.
    2. Shabby, drab, or squalid.

    FYI

  232. CZ Says:

    I remember being in Blimpie with her & two niggas came in. Mad loud she says, “They looking at you funny.” And proceeds to start staring these niggas down
    ^
    Ulta bird

  233. CZ Says:

    *ultra bird

  234. Troyvul Says:

    8 months in jail for an act of chivalry is not the business

  235. Remixznflow Says:

    hoodbooger, yes?

    ^
    Ah yes… this is the way i like to start my mornings….

    *daps the collective*

    sup…

    who was the mavericks fan talkin shit last week… speak up now…

  236. London Bloke Says:

    So now, even if they weren’t on some BS , they are now. I damn near had to scrap with these cats for no reason.

    ^

    _____>> that situation

    some girl did that to me, and there were like 6 niggas with the main one carrying a hammer (actual Bob the builder type hammer lol not gun) and she talking wicked on my behalf

    Close fucking call for my good looks

  237. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Ultra bird
    ============
    And I knew it.

    But ghetto bitches do something to me lol.

    I played with fire and got what I deserved.

  238. London Bloke Says:

    I played with fire and got what I deserved.

    ^

    HIV?

  239. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    damn, i mean from the little we know of amps baby moms id think its safe to say shorty is a certified hoodbooger, yes?
    ^
    *holds back tears*

  240. CZ Says:

    But ghetto bitches do something to me lol.

    ^
    they know how to throw it back….sadly thats usually the best talent tho.

  241. Dewill Says:

    Man… I’ve dated all types of chicks mane… Iv’e had a girl that I was talkin to get knocked up by another dude and get an abortion..but I shook that shit off cuz I was doin dirt myself.. it aint cheatin unless there are rings on ur fingers…it’s dirty but God don’t respect that… My wife tho..I couldn’t have asked for better.. she is very good to me… We have been friends since high school… I was doin dirt to other girls just to try and get with her.. I done been around the world with different chicks but it was somethin bout her.. I actually have a prom pic of me and her together and we was just friends..She was fine as hell that night..

  242. London Bloke Says:

    Man… I’ve dated all types of chicks mane

    ^

    dated? no fucked or linked or dealt with but dated?

    Case closed

  243. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    Yo Beezy, Amp is saying dingy with a hard “g” sound, like dingbat (i would disclaim, but real men don’t have to say “no homo” (c) Jadakiss)

  244. baby jesus Says:

    >>>> dismclaimers about not disclaiming

  245. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    I’ve had women straight tell my wife that they would’ve gotten with me if she hadn’t beaten them to it. And at first, it seems like they’re pushing up on me, and some of them are, but
    they’re really saying, “damn, why can’t I find a man who treats me like that? Who’s ambitious and driven like that? Who’s a stand up respectable real man like that?” they don’t really want me, they want my relationship.

  246. Dewill Says:

    Man… I’ve dated all types of chicks mane

    ^

    dated? no fucked or linked or dealt with but dated?

    Case closed

    ^^^^
    London..don’t try me like a herb..nigga..

  247. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    they know how to throw it back….sadly thats usually the best talent tho.
    ============================================
    Best pussy I ever had.

    I still daydream about knocking that down. But I know that shit is like heroin. It feels so good but in the long run, it’s gonna be my downfall.

    I grope her fatty whenever I see her though.

    Old habits die hard.

  248. oh4werd Says:

    >>>> dismclaimers about not disclaiming

    ^^^
    lol.

  249. Beezy Says:

    Fresh Huxtable Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 10:06 am

    Yo Beezy, Amp is saying dingy with a hard “g” sound, like dingbat

    ^that would be a boat:

    din·ghy (dng)
    n. pl. din·ghies
    1. A small open boat carried as a tender, lifeboat, or pleasure craft on a larger boat.
    2. A small rowboat.
    3. An inflatable rubber life raft.

  250. London Bloke Says:

    Lol

    yo im just fucking with ya Dewill [n]

  251. Beezy Says:

    im OT with cocaine huggin’ the Raddison
    blind to the politics though, Governor Paterson

  252. London Bloke Says:

    3. An inflatable rubber life

    ^

    sounds like the kinda thing Amps would be fucking

  253. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    But it’s good, because now in their minds they’re at least having some standards for themselves, and they at least know something like this exists. I would wager Dewill has similar experiences with women. The older we get, the more women just really want a good man. The only thing is, they want what my wife has, but then they go and don’t do the things my wife does to attract a man like myself. All loud in the restaurant “going off” all the time and then wondering why a gentleman like myself isn’t interested.

  254. Dr. Dre Announces Detox (Video) | We Stole The Show Says:

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  255. CZ Says:

    Best pussy I ever had.

    I still daydream about knocking that down. But I know that shit is like heroin. It feels so good but in the long run, it’s gonna be my downfall.

    I grope her fatty whenever I see her though.

    Old habits die hard
    ^
    ive been down that road a few times. Shit is the downfall of a lot of good dudes. I’m glad i didnt get in too deep with those broads. I’d probably be stressin hard sittin at bars with an old white tee on and bummin black n milds

  256. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    Also, a man who makes good money needs a chick who knows something about money other than how to spend it. Even if you were over here with me, you’re mistaken if you think it’s going to be a “throw it in the bag” situation every weekend. I’m trying to build a dyanasty.

  257. CZ Says:

    Nothing like a hood chick though that wont let their dead beat relatives or friends bring them down.

  258. S.I.C.K.GIGANTE Says:

    AMP is spitting my life on so many levels.Shit is EERIE how people`s situations parallel.

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  260. Beezy Says:

    S.I.C.K.GIGANTE Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 10:15 am

    AMP is spitting my life

    ^Jesus Christ.

  261. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    LMAO

  262. LaneKiffin*CainSniffin*LaneSwitchin* Says:

    Remixznflow Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 10:03 am
    Ah yes… this is the way i like to start my mornings….

    *daps the collective*

    sup…

    who was the mavericks fan talkin shit last week… speak up now…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    *unlurks*

    nigga i aint neva scared. We still got this bitch

    *Lurk Nowitzki*

  263. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    AMP is spitting my life

    ^

    ayyyoooooooooooo

  264. plug Says:

    AMP is spitting my life on so many levels.Shit is EERIE how people`s situations parallel.
    ——-
    I was sayin the same thing to myself. nhjic

  265. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I played with fire and got what I deserved.

    ^

    HIV?
    ===============
    LOL

    You’re a fucking dick.

  266. Troyvul Says:

    S.I.C.K.GIGANTE Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 10:15 am

    AMP is spitting my life

    ^Jesus Christ.
    ^
    Ayo

  267. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    I’m really just trying to help some of the female lurkers out right now…

    Jill Scott is the only chick who is going to find a swoll rich black park ranger who falls madly in live with her when she doesn’t have her stuff together, and even that only happened in the movies. If you’re constantly attracting lames and on some n**** ain’t sh** mentality, you might want to ask yourself why people who don’t have much going for themselves constantly feel comfortable stepping to you. Cause when a woman is really worthwhile, a brother puts his best foot forward and doesn’t even step unless he’s at a certain level.

  268. Remixznflow Says:

    *unlurks*

    nigga i aint neva scared. We still got this bitch

    *Lurk Nowitzki*

    ^
    im just sayin… you were talkin all that shit about how the mav’s were nothing to fuck with..

    then the thunder beat em.. the magic beat em… these are playoff teams…

    durk will never get a ring…

    never…

  269. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    amp spits s.i.c.k.gigante

  270. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    jill scott>>>

  271. Shooter Says:

    dirk will never get a ring…
    ^^

    true story

  272. plug Says:

    I too have a slight infactualtion wit hood chicks. and let it be known that there is a difference in chicks that grew up in the hood and hood chicks.

  273. Beezy Says:

    durk will never get a ring

    ^ayo

  274. CZ Says:

    and let it be known that there is a difference in chicks that grew up in the hood and hood chicks.

    ^
    exactly

  275. Troyvul Says:

    What are some good Black Berry Apps?

  276. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    Kevfrescura De Talco
    0 mins ago
    jill scott>>>

    the singer, yes. The woman, yes.

    But in that movie, no. “Do you work out….every day?”

    “just three times a week. Maybe you should join me.”

    “oh…I don’t know about that. Me and the gym never got along.”

  277. Remixznflow Says:

    Coach K says that he has no interest in leaving Duke for the NBA. Will we ever see Krzyzewski in The Association?

    ^
    yes… nigga stop lyin…

  278. Dewill Says:

    Damn.. I was tryin to put that prom pic up for yall…with a pic of my mom and pops so yall the similarities..but I can’t find that mug… I will continue to search..

  279. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    Plug
    2 mins ago
    I too have a slight infactualtion wit hood chicks. and let it be known that there is a difference in chicks that grew up in the hood and hood chicks.
    ^
    actual factual

  280. landlord Says:

    kevfrescura de talco Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 10:23 am
    jill scott>>>

    ——-

    word…

    as if, she would ever walk through a city street in broad daylight with her hair not did, and whip her titty balls and ass out …

  281. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    Remixznflow
    0 mins ago
    Coach K says that he has no interest in leaving Duke for the NBA. Will we ever see Krzyzewski in The Association?

    ^
    yes… nigga stop lyin…
    ^
    nah, he’s 63 years old. He’s got his money, success, and he’s a king in North Carolina. He’s at a perfect program. Why would he give all that up to work with overgrown chirren? He coaches the Olympic teams; he knows how good he has it.

  282. plug Says:

    a nice hood rat always got some entertainng antics going on. and they love to hang out and are entertained by simple things. they dont require much time, money or effort. thats why ninjas like them.

  283. plug Says:

    yo! who won last night. I fell asleep sideways 5 minutes into the game

  284. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    durk will never get a ring…

    never…
    ==============
    He doesn’t have a good supporting cast.

    Put him with another All-Star and a couple of specialists and that could change.

    He’s been to the Finals before.

    He can win with the right squad.

  285. Remixznflow Says:

    nah, he’s 63 years old. He’s got his money, success, and he’s a king in North Carolina. He’s at a perfect program. Why would he give all that up to work with overgrown chirren? He coaches the Olympic teams; he knows how good he has it.

    ^
    and how many coaches does this sound like to you? there have been PLENTY of coaches with “great situations” that left for the pros… i mean look at the USC and seahawks deal with pete carroll…

  286. landlord Says:

    in recent NBA eras, if your best player is a white boy… you will not get a ring… period…

    david lee, dirk nowitzski, steve nash, matt harpring, Rick Smits, john stockton, mark price, Keith Van Horn, Danilo gallinari, Dan marjle… brad daugherty… none of em got jewerly…

  287. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    ——-

    word…

    as if, she would ever walk through a city street in broad daylight with her hair not did, and whip her titty balls and ass out …
    ^
    landlord, please…if Jay Elec sees this he might take offense to the shots and make us wait even longer for act II.

    But naw, Jill wouldn’t do that.

  288. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    plug Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 10:31 am
    a nice hood rat always got some entertainng antics going on. and they love to hang out and are entertained by simple things. they dont require much time, money or effort. thats why ninjas like them.

    ^

    i co-sign most of this. but what entertaining antics do you speak of? cause i’m starting to find hood rats wyle boring.

  289. Beezy Says:

    infactualtion

    ^this might be the greatest misspelling I’ve ever seen

  290. Remixznflow Says:

    word…

    as if, she would ever walk through a city street in broad daylight with her hair not did, and whip her titty balls and ass out …

    ^
    *refuses to breathe*

  291. landlord Says:

    He can win with the right squad.

    —-

    but thats true for anyone… put me as 12th man on the Cavaliers and im drinking champagne with LeBron James and Jersey made Me, in June…

  292. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    as if, she would ever walk through a city street in broad daylight with her hair not did, and whip her titty balls and ass out …

    ^

    oh hell nah.

    jill scott > badu

  293. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    a nice hood rat always got some entertainng antics going on. and they love to hang out and are entertained by simple things. they dont require much time, money or effort. thats why ninjas like them.
    ===========================================
    This may all be true, but me & this chick had a genuine connection at one point in time.

    I sometimes think she’s jealous of our daughter cause I filled the daddy role in her life when we were on better terms and now I show my daughter that kind of love and she feels left out.

    I told her straight up. I only have one daughter.

    She grew up with her father not being around in a family controlled by ghetto ass women. She never learned how to respect a man. She always wants to challenge a nigga.

    If I have to exert that kind of energy on a broad, I really don’t need to be messing with her.

  294. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    If coach K wanted to leave, he could have been left, though. At Duke, he doesn’t worry about losing players to gun charges or rape accusations..,or even the draft, for that matter. He gets to be home most of the year. He doesn’t have anything to prove. The administration, the fans, and the players all support what he’s doing. Pete didn’t leave after a great year. Plus, look at a lot of the coaches who left a successful college dynasty (Pitino to the Celtics comes to mind) and then fell back to college never to reach the same heights (championship victory) again.

  295. landlord Says:

    shushefski aint goin no where…

    he’s GOD at Duke… and he’s overseer of USA Hoops…

    the NBA would be a demotion at this point… grown ass niggas aint trying to hear this lil man’s nerdish rantish and raving… (c) Rick Pitino… NBA cats respect a coach like Phil Jackson & Greg Popovich that sits down and STFU and let niggas do they jobs …

    and Jackson and Popovich are also former NBA players… Shushefski is waterboy status …

  296. landlord Says:

    ranting & raving > rantish & raving

  297. Shooter Says:

    shushefski
    ^^

    lol

  298. London Bloke Says:

    When Nah went quiet, i fell asleep at my desk

    lol

  299. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    the NBA would be a demotion at this point… grown ass niggas aint trying to hear this lil man’s nerdish rantish and raving… (c) Rick Pitino… NBA cats respect a coach like Phil Jackson & Greg Popovich that sits down and STFU and let niggas do they jobs …

    a.k.a In the NBA, the players run shit, not the coaches.

    Coach K ain’t having that.

  300. NovemberEnd Says:

    shushefski
    ^^^^
    spelling & pronouncing dude name must have been a nightmare for teachers and for govt record keepers

  301. landlord Says:

    what the fuck have they done to Dr Dre?…

    that nigga look like he could start at middle line backer for the San Francisco 49ers…

    and he be with LeBron now, huh?…

    interesting…

  302. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    what the fuck have they done to Dr Dre?…
    ==============================
    Nigga had the Barry Bonds head growth spurt.

    Him, Timbaland & Jim Jones must have the same supplier

  303. landlord Says:

    Him, Lebron, Timbaland & Jim Jones & Tim Montgomery & Marion Jones must have the same supplier

    *fixed*

  304. CZ Says:

    *remembers industry rumor started by 2pac about dr.dre and quincy jones*

  305. Remixznflow Says:

    and he be with LeBron now, huh?…

    interesting…

    ^
    not surprised though…

  306. landlord Says:

    i had no idea that Jimmy Iovine sounded like an old jewish broad from Staten Island …

    i guess its cause he is one…

  307. Remixznflow Says:

    # landlord Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 10:57 am

    Him, Lebron, Timbaland, Tiger Woods & Jim Jones & Tim Montgomery & Marion Jones must have the same supplier

    *fixed*
    *again*

  308. Remixznflow Says:

    i missed that duke game.. and im not at all disappointed about that…

  309. landlord Says:

    CZ Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 10:57 am
    *remembers industry rumor started by 2pac about dr.dre and quincy jones*

    ———

    mad artsists that have worked with Quincy Jones done said he’s a faggot…

    word to aunt Patti

  310. Hovi Says:

    We dont belive you dre, you need more people

  311. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Lebron on roids?

    Nah, I don’t believe it.

    He woulda had to have been on them shits since 9th grade.

  312. CZ Says:

    Lebron on roids would be big time news and would be a big ass black eye on his career

  313. landlord Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 11:00 am
    i missed that duke game.. and im not at all disappointed about that…

    ——–

    i tried..

    but it looked like a local church league or high school game… mad caucasians running around and shooting high percentage set shots and playing boring fundamental team defense and whatnot …

  314. Remixznflow Says:

    He woulda had to have been on them shits since 9th grade.

    ^
    ok? whats your point…

    LOOK at that nigga…

  315. landlord Says:

    He woulda had to have been on them shits since 9th grade.

    ———-

    exactly…

    the nigga looked 27 in 9th grade… and he had a Humvee from Nike as a junior…

    that nigga is foul …

  316. Remixznflow Says:

    i tried..

    but it looked like a local church league or high school game… mad caucasians running around and shooting high percentage set shots and playing boring fundamental team defense and whatnot …

    ^
    this is what the ncaa will look like consistently from now on… “niggas” are one and done.. and off to the league…

    “caucazoids” are there to stay…

  317. Shooter Says:

    and he be with LeBron now, huh?…

    interesting…
    ^^^

    lol word, all signs point to Lebron being on the HGH

    thats why Durant > Lebron, dudes rake thin and dominates with the same ease, minus ‘roids

  318. landlord Says:

    CZ Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Lebron on roids would be big time news and would be a big ass black eye on his career

    ——

    like Tiger cheating on his woman?

    like Mike Vick killing dogs?

    like OJ killing dogs?

    yo, shit happens

  319. plug Says:

    i co-sign most of this. but what entertaining antics do you speak of? cause i’m starting to find hood rats wyle boring.
    ———-
    its always somebody fighting somebody on there block if they not the ones fighting, its always one of there girls thats suckin everybody in the hood… shyt like that

  320. NovemberEnd Says:

    Lebron on Roids/HGH would explain how a 270LBS man runs like a widereciever….but a NBA player being on PEDs wouldn’t be as big a deal as a baseball player…

  321. landlord Says:

    thats why Durant > Lebron, dudes rake thin and dominates with the same ease, minus ‘roids

    ——-

    word… Durant do look like he been binge smokin with Ron Washington though …

  322. Remixznflow Says:

    Lebron on Roids/HGH would explain how a 270LBS man runs like a widereciever…

    ^
    that nigga is a linebacker with a jersey on… no one should be able to go coast to coast and then body your center… and play at the guard position..

    nobody…

    fuck that.. lebron is on that shit… but no one will ask him or say shit in fear of whatever repercussions would follow…

  323. plug Says:

    whats this yall speak of about bron bron (c)malice

    are yall just saying his on hgh or is that in the rumor mil

  324. CZ Says:

    Lebron shoots roids in his quad before game and at halftime

  325. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    Ya’ll see that video of the gay dudes brawling at that Georgia college? Then one of them kneed a girl in the face. When Jersey said hitting women is homo, I thought about that and concurred.

  326. landlord Says:

    “if it walk like a crab, and dunk like a duck … its a duck …” (c) T.O.

  327. London Bloke Says:

    I shoot HGH in my hands before commenting on Nah

  328. landlord Says:

    you dont even have to inject HGH… you can just rub the cream on your joints and, VOILA! … triple doubles and 73 homerun seasons start poppin off …

  329. Shooter Says:

    does the NBA even test for steroids, who’s the last dude to get busted for that shit??

  330. Dewill Says:

    I shoot HGH in my hands before commenting on Nah

    ^^^^
    LOL

  331. CZ Says:

    when Lebron gets a quintuple double the league will investigate. They do not care or want to find out if he is on roids, they need him

  332. CZ Says:

    does the NBA even test for steroids, who’s the last dude to get busted for that shit??

    ^
    anthony mason?

  333. landlord Says:

    Shooter Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 11:20 am
    does the NBA even test for steroids,

    ————–

    no… not nothing to speak of… NBA drug policy focuses on recreational drugs …

    LeBron could only get busted by the IOC during NBA Basketball Tournaments, and they sure aint gonna tell …

  334. BooBoo_Nigga Says:

    Detox!!
    Cant wait
    How the fuck did this conversation go from Detox to slappin bitches, to basketball?

  335. PW Says:

    What’s good ppl.

    Just got home from a long ass holiday weekend. Took me 10 minutes to run thru the posts… shit used to take me an hour. That’s testament to the fall off in post quality.

    In other news, The B.o.B track is dope. The Big Boi track is dope. Beat is crazy.

  336. London Bloke Says:

    Any sport that doesnt test for drugs has to take a slight L automatically

  337. oh4werd Says:

    Ya’ll see that video of the gay dudes brawling at that Georgia college? Then one of them kneed a girl in the face. When Jersey said hitting women is homo, I thought about that and concurred.

    ^^^

    kneeing a girl out of nowhere is homo but im sayin if a girl swing on me like a dude or gets too crazy i.e uses a knife or somethin that bitch is gettin DK punched on some super smash bros. shit

  338. NovemberEnd Says:

    # Shooter Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 11:20 am

    does the NBA even test for steroids, who’s the last dude to get busted for that shit??
    ^^^^^^^^
    Rashard Lewis got suspended 10 games early this season for “elevated testosterone”

  339. Black Says:

    whoever Lebron’s pop is that nigga gotta be killing himself right now. Let that be lesson to niggas, RAISE YOUR KIDS!! They might grow up to be NBA stars.

  340. Shooter Says:

    anthony mason?
    ^^^

    lol, Ben Wallace should have been a prime suspect back when his career was peaking with the Pistions, wearing headbands around his biceps n shit

  341. oh4werd Says:

    In other news, The B.o.B track is dope. The Big Boi track is dope. Beat is crazy.

    ^^^
    cosign. wasnt feelin B.o.B til that May 25th mixtape and wit that shutterbug song and hopefully royal flush, that shit is gon be ailright

  342. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Black Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 11:26 am
    whoever Lebron’s pop is that nigga gotta be killing himself right now. Let that be lesson to niggas, RAISE YOUR KIDS!! They might grow up to be NBA stars

    ***same with Shaq’s real pops, the “biological who didn’t bother”…

  343. plug Says:

    lol, Ben Wallace should have been a prime suspect back when his career was peaking with the Pistions, wearing headbands around his biceps
    ——-
    nah. that was work ethics. Its a known fact that he was the first one in the gym and locker room and the last one to leave.

  344. Remixznflow Says:

    lol, Ben Wallace should have been a prime suspect back when his career was peaking with the Pistions, wearing headbands around his biceps n shit

    ^
    word.

    that nigga was FEARED in the post… FEARED on the boards…

    the lakers lost that championship on the stremf of BW alone… Karl Malone wanted NONE of that…

  345. Black Says:

    lol, Ben Wallace should have been a prime suspect back when his career was peaking with the Pistions, wearing headbands around his biceps n shit

    ^^^^

    That nigga had zero talent lol! Even Rodman was good for the occasional jumper and celebrating that shit like he just one the lottery.

  346. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    for some reason, I’m not checking for that Big Boi single, but have no doubt I’ll cop when the album drops….

  347. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    _____________________________________________________________RASSSS!

  348. baby jesus Says:

    you dont even have to inject HGH… you can just rub the cream on your joints and, VOILA! … triple doubles and 73 homerun seasons start poppin off …

    ^
    word to boli

  349. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    plug Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 11:28 am
    lol, Ben Wallace should have been a prime suspect back when his career was peaking with the Pistions, wearing headbands around his biceps
    ——-
    nah. that was work ethics. Its a known fact that he was the first one in the gym and locker room and the last one to leave.

    ***u know- nigga went from being undrafted at VCU, to being a pivotal part of a championship squad…

  350. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LOS ANGELES – VH1, the cable network synonymous with “Flavor of Love” and its sleazy spin-offs is trading trampiness for fabulousness with a new slate of series starring seemingly well-adjusted rich and famous black Americans. VH1 executive vice president Jeff Olde admits that the shift from oh-no-they-didn’t fare to more mature material is totally intentional.

    “We constantly have to evolve and tell our audience different stories,” he says. “I love that we’ve been able to get more diverse with our audience by — in large part — attracting African-American women to the network. We got them in the door with some shows, and now I’m excited about where we’re going and how we’re telling them different kinds of stories

  351. baby jesus Says:

    “if it walk like a crab, and dunk like a duck … its a duck …” (c) T.O.

    ^
    LMAO
    link?

  352. landlord Says:

    Ben Wallace didnt even have that unnatural steroid look…

    that nigga just looked like he been steadily lifting them rusty ass weights that be in niggas garages and driveways and jail houses …

  353. Shooter Says:

    same with Shaq’s real pops, the “biological who didn’t bother”…
    ^^^

    In fairness, any man would get spooked after seeing their girl give birth to that…

  354. Remixznflow Says:

    In fairness, any man would get spooked after seeing their girl give birth to that…

    ^
    *dead*

  355. landlord Says:

    LMAO
    link?
    ———

    he aint actually say that about LeBron … i just rearranged one of his homo accusations about Jeff Garcia …

  356. Remixznflow Says:

    niggas took the day off huh?…

    ok…

  357. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    lol @ shooter…baby crying with a deep ass (none) voice, and a lazy eye…

  358. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    shaq probably wore Depends (none), as a newborn…

  359. landlord Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 11:36 am
    lol @ shooter…baby crying with a deep ass (none) voice, and a lazy eye…

    —–

    LMAO… crying all monotone and shit …

  360. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 11:37 am
    shaq probably wore Depends (none), as a newborn…

    ^^^
    _________________________________________RASSS!

  361. CZ Says:

    Is it still Twism for life??

  362. landlord Says:

    Shaq had a 2-Liter baby bottle…

  363. CZ Says:

    Shaq learned to before he was born

  364. Remixznflow Says:

    Shaq slept in a queen size bed at 3 months…

    Shaq ate gerber baby food by the crate…

    Shaq had a size 7 mens baby booty…

  365. CZ Says:

    Shaq learned to walk before he was born

  366. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Shaq had a 2-Liter baby bottle…

    ***LMAO…nigga’s crib mobile was just a bunch of old car tires, hanging from a chain…

  367. landlord Says:

    just a bunch of old car tires, hanging from a chain…

    ——-

    LOL… visualize that shit for a second…

  368. Remixznflow Says:

    ***LMAO…nigga’s crib mobile was just a bunch of old car tires, hanging from a chain…

    ^
    *spits coffee*

    *cleans screen*

  369. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    shaq’s teething ring was a pullup bar

  370. oh4werd Says:

    Shaq slept in a queen size bed at 3 months…

    ^^^

    *sees this*

    *feels bad for Shaq’s mom vag*

  371. PW Says:

    Shaq’s first meal was 16’0z sirloin steak…rare. With a 40oz bottle of Ole E.

  372. Remixznflow Says:

    seriously though.. imagine havin to breast feed that nigga… mouth probably covered the whole titty….

  373. Shooter Says:

    baby crying with a deep ass (none) voice, and a lazy eye…
    ^^^

    lmao, not to mention the obvious physical effects giving birth to a behemoth would have on your wife, dude really had no choice

  374. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    landlord Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 11:40 am
    just a bunch of old car tires, hanging from a chain…

    ——-

    LOL… visualize that shit for a second…

    ^^^
    ____________________________RASSS!

  375. Tong Po Flo Says:

    shaq baby rattle was a 80 lb dumbbell

  376. PW Says:

    Shaq’s mother carried him for 3 months…her carried her the rest of the way.

  377. London Bloke Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 11:43 am
    seriously though.. imagine havin to breast feed that nigga…

    ^

    #Red Flag

  378. oh4werd Says:

    shaq’s size prevented him from goin to school dances…they thought he was a child molester

  379. landlord Says:

    PW Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Shaq’s mother carried him for 3 months…her carried her the rest of the way.

    ——–

    wow

  380. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    when shaq was 6, “back to school shopping” meant stopping by Rosie Greer’s crib, for hand me downs (none)

  381. CZ Says:

    shaqs mom gave birth to him standing up

  382. Remixznflow Says:

    # London Bloke Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 11:44 am

    Remixznflow Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 11:43 am
    seriously though.. imagine havin to breast feed that nigga…

    ^

    #Red Flag

    ^
    fuck you london…

  383. Lelan Says:

    Charles hamilton-sega music

    Just dropped sum fire

  384. London Bloke Says:

    Shaq ate his pops [n] 15 minutes after being born

  385. landlord Says:

    Sahq’s mother had a Triple C section …

  386. oh4werd Says:

    shaq figered a car and she thought he fisted her

  387. oh4werd Says:

    shaq fingered a girl and she thought he fisted her*

    ^^^
    spelling FAIL. my b

  388. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    shaq’s stroller was an customized ’68 Impala…

  389. Troyvul Says:

    Sahq’s mother had a Triple C section …
    ^
    LOL

  390. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    landlord Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 11:46 am
    Sahq’s mother had a Triple C section …

    ***LMAO

  391. Tong Po Flo Says:

    When the doctor slapped shaq’s butt at birth shaq two pieced him in his face

  392. London Bloke Says:

    Shaq dunked before he walked

  393. PW Says:

    Shaq’s mom bought his baby clothes from Big and Tall.

  394. Shooter Says:

    Sahq’s mother had a Triple C section …
    ^^^

    nice.

  395. PW Says:

    shaq’s stroller was an customized ‘68 Impala…
    ^^

    Roffle

  396. oh4werd Says:

    Charles hamilton-sega music

    Just dropped sum fire

    ^^^

    this will be the last chance i give him. that nigga is so left field its not even funny

  397. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    “Hack a Shaq” was invented shortly after Mr. O’Neal was born…the doctors didn’t know what the fuck it was, so they just started throwing elbows and kicking him relentlessly…

  398. landlord Says:

    as a baby, Shaq received his immunizations via harpoon…

  399. PW Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 11:50 am
    “Hack a Shaq” was invented shortly after Mr. O’Neal was born…the doctors didn’t know what the fuck it was, so they just started throwing elbows and kicking him relentlessly…
    ^

    *DEAD*

  400. London Bloke Says:

    Shaq moms placenta fed the New Jersey homeless for 15 years

  401. NovemberEnd Says:

    #

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 11:50 am

    “Hack a Shaq” was invented shortly after Mr. O’Neal was born…the doctors didn’t know what the fuck it was, so they just started throwing elbows and kicking him relentlessly…
    ^^^^^
    *deceased*

  402. PW Says:

    On the night Shaq was conceived, his pops needed medical assistance just to bust the nut.

  403. Remixznflow Says:

    # London Bloke Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 11:51 am

    Shaq moms placenta fed the New Jersey homeless for 15 years

    ^
    and im out…

  404. landlord Says:

    in Kindergarten, Shaq had a crush on a girl in his class named Karinne… but all the other boys on the playground called her Superhead …

  405. Tong Po Flo Says:

    At birth the doctor didn’t have to cut shaq’s umbilical cord, shaq just ripped it off and diddybopped to the showers

  406. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Almost 40 yrs later, Shaq’s baby diapers are STILL why NJ smells like that

    ***ducks***

  407. London Bloke Says:

    Shaq breaks the keyboard everytime he comments on Nah as jersey*made*me

  408. London Bloke Says:

    ***ducks***

    * lays cover fire*

    NJ is a shithole

  409. LaneKiffin*CainSniffin*LaneSwitchin* Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 10:22 am
    *unlurks*

    nigga i aint neva scared. We still got this bitch

    *Lurk Nowitzki*

    ^
    im just sayin… you were talkin all that shit about how the mav’s were nothing to fuck with..

    then the thunder beat em.. the magic beat em… these are playoff teams…

    durk will never get a ring…

    never…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    *late pass (plantation got me workin 2day)*

    Shiiiiiit Dirk will get a ring before Kevin SureCant or Fright Coward will. Thunder will be knocked out in the 1st round. Magic will lose to Cavs in east finals

    *Returns 2 cottonfield with bright red welps on back*

  410. London Bloke Says:

    A Jordanian mayor is considering suing a newspaper over an April Fools’ Day report saying aliens had landed nearby.

    Al-Ghad’s front-page story on 1 April said flying saucers flown by 3m (10ft) creatures had landed in the desert town of Jafr, in eastern Jordan.

    It said communication networks went down and frightened townspeople fled into the streets.

    The mayor, Mohammed Mleihan, said parents were so frightened they did not send their children to school that day.

    “Students didn’t go to school, their parents were frightened and I almost evacuated the town’s 13,000 residents,” Mr Mleihan told the Associated Press.

    “People were scared that aliens would attack them.”

    He immediately notified the security authorities, who he said combed the area looking for the aliens. They did not find any.

  411. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    SMH @ that Jordanian Mayor, falling for some 1944 “War of the Worlds” type shit, lol

  412. Shooter Says:

    James Cameron’s 1989 film, The Abyss, was inspired by his early years as a gynecologist for Shaqs mother

  413. hl Says:

    a brotha needs that Act deuce/Distant Relatives
    ^^^

    yessirr

    cosig…

  414. PW Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    A Jordanian mayor is considering suing a newspaper over an April Fools’ Day report saying aliens had landed nearby.
    ^^

    A 70 year old prank still works.

  415. London Bloke Says:

    thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/2921728/Boxer-Wladimir-Klitschko-towers-above-girlfriend-Hayden-Panettiere-as-they-take-a-stroll-in-Los-Angeles.html

    ^

    Roffle at the height difference.

  416. London Bloke Says:

    Shaq moms vagina looked similar to Chernobyl on the day of his birth

  417. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Shaq’s baby shoes were size 14 supertimbs….he came home from the hospital in that same Dickie’s (none) work jumpsuit that Terry Crews wears on “Everybody Hates Chris”

  418. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    shaq’s first big wheel was a forklift

  419. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Shaq has never, ever, never never ever, in his m’fukkin life, won a game of “hide n’ seek”

  420. London Bloke Says:

    Shaq used to buy older kids alcohol at 6

  421. CZ Says:

    Ice Cube said this: “I heard there was a new West Coast, I ain’t heard it, I’ll murder more f**kin stars than Conrad Murray!”

  422. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    PW Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Shaq’s mother carried him for 3 months…her carried her the rest of the way.

    ^^^
    aw fuck.

  423. Rey Says:

    Afternoon Nahggers.

  424. London Bloke Says:

    Yo im out [n]

    *daps*

  425. StandOut FT Says:

    I predict 100 million records in 6 months

  426. horsechoker Says:

    *instigates*

    They didn’t let Exhibit Nah rock, but this shit stays at the top for a full day?! Man whatever.

  427. Leonard Washington aka the Silky Johnson of Nah Right=HATE! HATE! HATE! Says:

    Shaq closet known relatives go by the nicknames “Bigfoot” and “Yeti”

  428. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    LF: why do some white people talk real sideways about Mexicans? And they’ll even do it around black people, like I’m not going to relate. We’re at the office talking about how we make one of our components in Mexico, and this one lady says that we should just make it here because *whispering* “a lot of Mexicans are here.” Never mind that not everybody is Mexican…some of the people who work here are Latinos from another country. Fortunately, another white person there who had more sense calmly explained that it’s not the fact that people are Mexicans that cause us to make a product in Mexico, it’s that we can make a time consuming labor intensive low-profit component in Mexico for substantially less than here.

    What do people have against Mexicans?

  429. Remixznflow Says:

    @Fresh

    Short answer homie.. white people are just racist.. plain and simple.. they feel they are superior to anyone and everyone… this should be common knowledge.

  430. SilkCityP Says:

    Nothing like a hood chick though that wont let their dead beat relatives or friends bring them down.

    ^^^

    Very True, only problem is the chances of that are like 1 out of every 500 hood chicks might be like that

  431. dockevoc Says:

    Detox 2x platinum first week

  432. oh4werd Says:

    Short answer homie.. white people are just racist.. plain and simple.. they feel they are superior to anyone and everyone… this should be common knowledge.

    ^^^

    real shit.

  433. west one Says:

    I see you Dre, slackin for a decade.

  434. paxprime Says:

    just a thought on real time streaming and licensing..

    nahright mobile (pvd) app + blanket license = paid..

    vesting anyone?

  435. Ghost Says:

    Only Built For Cuban Linx 2 was delayed for like 4 years but that album was a fuckin classic. Dre could bring the magic.

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