Video: Hustles With Russells (Episode 1)

It’s difficult to distinguish if this minute-long Season Premiere is the beginning of a ploy to promote Russell Simmons’ branded products (besides his website) such as the RushCard… or if it’s a part of what seemed to be some pretty humorous stuff in the webseries’ trailer starring the always funny Affion Crockett.

Either way, time will tell. Tune in every Wednesday for a new episode.


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71 Responses to “Video: Hustles With Russells (Episode 1)”

  1. the-xfacta Says:

    Yo how did Nick Cannon leave this chick for Mariah??

    Selita Ebanks.. DAMN!

  2. ODEMIC Says:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8570836.stm

    ^

    they gonna fuck around and blow the earth up…

  3. Bricktop Says:

    Fresh Huxtable Says:

    March 17th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    yeah. same here. speaking of controlling a herd, it amazes me that the Black church in America is still so overpowering, seeing as how it started with slave oweners using christianity as a tool to frighten and control Africans who otherwise posessed no knowledge of the holy ghost. imo, that same church is still used for the exact same thing.

    ^
    ehh. I disagree. No doubt some slave owners tried to use it, but if you look at the black church from 1900 on, it became a powerful social force. Insurance companies, funeral homes, construction companies, restaurants, schools, and more came out of the black church. Google AG Gaston. Not to mention a gang of civil rights leaders and black liberation theology. That’s just the empirical stuff.

    ^
    yeah, and alot of those civil rights leaders would be disgusted if they saw what the Black church has become. that organization has become poison to the Black community. back in the 1900’s the Black church was utilized as a tool for the survival of the race in America. now, the tool has become abused and outdated, yet the need to survive is as necessary (if not more so) than it was back then for Blacks in America.

  4. ODEMIC Says:

    my grind / is global / cuz im / a mogul /

  5. Slumbilical Says:

    huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/17/michelle-bombshell-mcgees_n_502251.html

    ^

    michelle mcgee FTMFW

  6. ODEMIC Says:

    @Slum owwww…

  7. Slumbilical Says:

    @ odemic you like that pic where’s she’s eating valentine hearts out of a dog bowl, don’t you..DON’T YOU hahahahaha

    tatted up crazy YT broads stay winning

  8. Tong Po Flo Says:

    huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/17/michelle-bombshell-mcgees_n_502251.html

    ^

    michelle mcgee FTMFW

    ^ Gee wiz!! *old man voice*

  9. ODEMIC Says:

    @Slum

    That is one bad ass white girl… muthafuckerrrrrrr brrrrrr!

  10. Tong Po Flo Says:

    @Slum

    That is one bad ass white girl… muthafuckerrrrrrr brrrrrr!

    ^ If I ever would date a snowbunny she would have to have dark hair and some melons like mcgee

  11. Slumbilical Says:

    she’s ice cold bagging sandra bullock’s man like that but i mean c’mon he has 7,000 tats himself and rides bikes and shit, sandra is way out of her league – to compete with michelle mcgee she might haffa get a couple hundred tats like wiz khalifa

  12. Slumbilical Says:

    yo in five years when tats are considered stupid, all these people with tats on their neck and head (no drake) are gonna feel made dumb

  13. London Bloke Says:

    Yo Nate, or Bear, if you see this, no slight on itsthecalm but

    nsf56k > itsthecalm

    good shit that tumblr. Keep it up [n]

  14. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    alot of those civil rights leaders would be disgusted if they saw what the Black church has become.
    ^
    no shots, but have you been to a Black church lately? Speaking from personal experience, my church, which isn’t one of those TV megachurches, just teamed up with two other local churches and dropped $100,000 on Haiti. Not to mention, supplied the food for an orphanage in Honduras for 3 years and helps people out who are in need locally, like behind on mortgages and facing eviction or hungry. Not to mention the blood drives, food giveaways, and college field trips and SAT prep advice for college students. We get a year end financial report too, so we know where the money goes. We have more current and ex drug dealers and felons that attend than you’d probably imagine. I’m just saying, I don’t know what part of that the old guard would be embarassed about.

  15. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    no shots, but have you been to a Black church lately? Speaking from personal experience, my church, which isn’t one of those TV megachurches, just teamed up with two other local churches and dropped $100,000 on Haiti. Not to mention, supplied the food for an orphanage in Honduras for 3 years and helps people out who are in need locally, like behind on mortgages and facing eviction or hungry. Not to mention the blood drives, food giveaways, and college field trips and SAT prep advice for college students.

    We get a year end financial report too, so we know where the money goes. We have more current and ex drug dealers and felons that attend than you’d probably imagine. I’m just saying, I don’t know what part of that the old guard would be embarassed about.

  16. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    Please moderate my comments

  17. The Killer Says:

    I pull up in the expedition, they be like, no, uh, no, uh, no he didn’t …

  18. Tong Po Flo Says:

    sandra is way out of her league

    ^ Sandra ain’t no sack of potatoes tho, she could get wifed no question

  19. Tong Po Flo Says:

    yo in five years when tats are considered stupid, all these people with tats on their neck and head (no drake) are gonna feel made dumb

    ^ I go back and forth when it comes to tats, I want to get one but I don’t want to regret that ish when I’m 40 lookin at my arms like wtf who gassed him

  20. Carlos Voltron AKA Dixie Normous Says:

    March 17th, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    yo in five years when tats are considered stupid, all these people with tats on their neck and head (no drake) are gonna feel made dumb

    ^That’s been said for decades. Tats are staying around for a while.

  21. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    Just checking in, hope everyone’s O.K. :).

  22. ODEMIC Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Yo Nate, or Bear, if you see this, no slight on itsthecalm but

    nsf56k > itsthecalm

    good shit that tumblr. Keep it up [n]

    ^

    co-sign that tumblr is the bizness

  23. Tong Po Flo Says:

    starring the always funny Affion Crockett.

    ^ lies

  24. ODEMIC Says:

    If I ever would date a snowbunny she would have to have dark hair and some melons like mcgee

    ^

    yes.

  25. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    # Carlos Voltron AKA Dixie Normous Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    March 17th, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    yo in five years when tats are considered stupid, all these people with tats on their neck and head (no drake) are gonna feel made dumb

    ^That’s been said for decades. Tats are staying around for a while.
    ———————————————————

    Agree, they’re far too mainstream to go back now. In any event, they’re far too common for you to feel ashamed of getting one in the future when so many 40 years olds will have them.

  26. ODEMIC Says:

    RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Just checking in, hope everyone’s O.K. :).

    ^

    Republicans… smh

  27. landlord Says:

    “im a pirate, with the pyrex… might fuck a bitch raw, Magic aint died yet …”

    that Danny Brown mixtape >>

  28. Slumbilical Says:

    If you get a tattoo and 20 years later, it’s still cool to you…what does that say about you?

  29. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    # ODEMIC Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Just checking in, hope everyone’s O.K. :).

    ^

    Republicans… smh
    ——————————————

    It’s meant to be ironic, bro. I’m a Canadian, lol.

  30. ODEMIC Says:

    Agree, they’re far too mainstream to go back now. In any event, they’re far too common for you to feel ashamed of getting one in the future when so many 40 years olds will have them.

    ^

    yea, plus its either a tat or hot steak burns to the skin… and those have no colour

  31. StandOut FT Says:

    This shit is hiiiiilarrious super funny !

  32. ODEMIC Says:

    It’s meant to be ironic, bro. I’m a Canadian, lol.

    ^

    Canadians… smh lol. #noshots

  33. Slumbilical Says:

    RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    March 17th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Just checking in, hope everyone’s O.K. :).

    ^

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL ok niccas is too too clever…*dead*

  34. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    # ODEMIC Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    It’s meant to be ironic, bro. I’m a Canadian, lol.

    ^

    Canadians… smh lol. #noshots
    ———————————-

    lol

  35. StandOut FT Says:

    Fuck with me my niggaz! I’m not your enemie! I’m here for the same reason baby the Money! Let’s get it togther ya dig! Black people unite and let’s all get down.

  36. Slumbilical Says:

    RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    It’s meant to be ironic, bro. I’m a Canadian, lol.

    ^

    *daps Bear*

  37. ODEMIC Says:

    *daps all*

    1.

  38. landlord Says:

    which one of you niggas is Kabir Chibber?

  39. Tong Po Flo Says:

    Agree, they’re far too mainstream to go back now. In any event, they’re far too common for you to feel ashamed of getting one in the future when so many 40 years olds will have them.

    ^ I want to get something meaningful I just don’t want to get a fad one like a star or something like that

  40. cOLD Says:

    which one of you niggas is Kabir Chibber?

    ^ *dead* you got that email too huh. smh.

  41. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    # Slumbilical Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    It’s meant to be ironic, bro. I’m a Canadian, lol.

    ^

    *daps Bear*
    ——————————-

    Not sure what you mean by “bear”…*daps*?

  42. SeniorCivilian Says:

    # landlord Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    “im a pirate, with the pyrex… might fuck a bitch raw, Magic aint died yet …”

    that Danny Brown mixtape >>
    ^I haven’t unzipped it yet (hell no), but his song on that Jay Stay Paid album was pretty good.

  43. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    # Tong Po Flo Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Agree, they’re far too mainstream to go back now. In any event, they’re far too common for you to feel ashamed of getting one in the future when so many 40 years olds will have them.

    ^ I want to get something meaningful I just don’t want to get a fad one like a star or something like that
    —————————————————–

    Honestly, as long as you pick something unique and relevant to your life/yourself, it shouldn’t matter if it becomes irrelevant later on in life. It’ll still be meaningful in a sort of nostalgic way, like you know what place your life was in and shit when you got the tat.

    Of course this is coming from a guy who has no plans of getting a tat himself, so take it with a grain of salt, I guess.

  44. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    RNC Chairman Michael Steele
    12 mins ago
    Just checking in, hope everyone’s O.K. :).
    ^
    “one for the music, one for the lights”

  45. cOLD Says:

    lol that chicks ass in the french montanna vid ft bun b, is dumb as hell.

  46. landlord Says:

    but his song on that Jay Stay Paid album was pretty good.

    ————

    thats when i first heard him too… them Detroit niggas is runnin this rap shit, by far

  47. Beezy Says:

    I haven’t unzipped it yet (hell no), but his song on that Jay Stay Paid album was pretty good.

    ^

    well unzip it already!

  48. Slumbilical Says:

    cOLD Says:

    March 17th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    which one of you niggas is Kabir Chibber?

    ^ *dead* you got that email too huh. smh.

    ^^

    i got it too

    filled it all out except for the first question asking my real name then i pulled a camel and swissy collabo…ON TO DA NEX / ON ON TO DA NEX ONE…

  49. Tong Po Flo Says:

    Honestly, as long as you pick something unique and relevant to your life/yourself, it shouldn’t matter if it becomes irrelevant later on in life. It’ll still be meaningful in a sort of nostalgic way, like you know what place your life was in and shit when you got the tat.

    Of course this is coming from a guy who has no plans of getting a tat himself, so take it with a grain of salt, I guess.

    ^ lol thanks homie

  50. landlord Says:

    shit was like a damn job application… WTF, Mr. Chibs?

  51. landlord Says:

    *googles Kabir Chibber*

    *waits*

  52. SeniorCivilian Says:

    How are they not gonna put Caribou Lou by Tech N9ne on that 25 best drinking songs list?

  53. soapy Says:

    inks whole body, doesn’t give a muthafuck

  54. Tong Po Flo Says:

    How are they not gonna put Caribou Lou by Tech N9ne on that 25 best drinking songs list?

    ^ Because he’s Tech N9ne

  55. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    No problem and good luck.

  56. landlord Says:

    oh shit… apparently this nigga Chibber is a legitimate NYTimes writer… and i talked mad shit in our emails… im’a be portrayed in the NYTimes as a madman …

    SMH

  57. Mag Says:

    Always be geoffrey the giraffe.

  58. cOLD Says:

    oh shit… apparently this nigga Chibber is a legitimate NYTimes writer… and i talked mad shit in our emails… im’a be portrayed in the NYTimes as a madman …

    SMH

    ^ finally the comment section is about to get some recognition, and you go and fuck it up… smh.

  59. landlord Says:

    36 Hours in Rajasthan, India

    by Kabir Chibber

    ————

    Kabir Chibber = pockets

  60. Tong Po Flo Says:

    No problem and good luck.

    ^ I might get one pretty soon something Africanie

  61. TheCo!!inB Says:

    which one of you niggas is Kabir Chibber?
    ^someone go ahead and fess up so I can get an oil pump leased in your name.

  62. landlord Says:

    ^ finally the comment section is about to get some recognition, and you go and fuck it up… smh.

    ——-

    LOL… i started to not even respond cause i aint know who sent that nigga… i shouldve googled him no homo, before i responded to the email… oh well, i hope he can take a joke or two… i thought maybe it was eskay or nation…

  63. TheCo!!inB Says:

    @Chea
    Through your years in Chicago have you ever run in to Mr. Whitefolks?

  64. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    # Tong Po Flo Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    No problem and good luck.

    ^ I might get one pretty soon something Africanie
    ————————————–

    Sounds good, man.

  65. KzA Says:

    @land what u talkin about?

    fwd that shit so I can laugh. kzathakrazy1@comcast.net

  66. cOLD Says:

    if you were offered a million dollars but you had to refrain from pussy for 7 years, would anyone take that deal. If you had sex a family member would die.

  67. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    # landlord Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    oh shit… apparently this nigga Chibber is a legitimate NYTimes writer… and i talked mad shit in our emails… im’a be portrayed in the NYTimes as a madman …

    SMH
    —————————————

    ROFL

  68. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    …and I’m out. Take it easy, guys.

  69. Cypher Says:

    if you were offered a million dollars but you had to refrain from pussy for 7 years, would anyone take that deal. If you had sex a family member would die.
    ————————–

    yeah I need the money up front tho

  70. cx Says:

    i would love to play checkers on russell simmons sweaters ah never mind that but im trying to figuar out whos more wack, wacko flacka or soulja boy…

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