Video: Aziz Ansari’s Night Out With Kanye West
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We posted the audio earlier, here’s the video of the “Night Out With Kanye West” & “Kanye West vs. Darwish” parts from Aziz’s Comedy Central special.
Initmate Moments for a Sensual Evening DVD, CD & MP3 are out now.
If you’ve been following Aziz since Human Giant like me, you already saw this bit on Kimmel & Letterman.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:57 am
I copped the DVD today…shit is classic. When he comes back out as RAAAAAAAANDY at the very end that shit is hilarious too.
January 20th, 2010 at 1:00 am
Aziz Ansari
Woops. Got wasted last night and drunk texted $15,000 in donations to Haiti relief effortson Monday
LMAOOO
January 20th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Fucking hilarious!
January 20th, 2010 at 1:01 am
[...] goes the visuals to match the audio that Mek posted earlier today. Shouts to Dre on the rippage. Spread the [...]
January 20th, 2010 at 1:37 am
[...] Aziz is also on the cast of Parks and Recreation, which has totally grown on me….(thanks to Dre/Nahright for the link) [...]
January 20th, 2010 at 1:37 am
[...] to Dre on the rippage. Share and [...]
January 20th, 2010 at 1:39 am
[...] via: NR [...]
January 20th, 2010 at 2:09 am
Dude has terrible delivery.
January 20th, 2010 at 2:45 am
RAAAAAAAAANDY is classic. The 3-part documentary they made on him for Funny People was incredible.
January 20th, 2010 at 2:49 am
Seriously, Pusha’s verse on Freedom>>>>>
nice vid too
January 20th, 2010 at 3:01 am
Nah Right Lite:
Couple Classic Mixtapes Up For Download
^^
dope post
January 20th, 2010 at 3:03 am
This guy is hilarious. My stomache hurts from laughing so hard. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. I’m surprised this guy is not doing movies. He’s going to take B…Hollywood by storm!
January 20th, 2010 at 3:39 am
reminds me of that indian chick off the office…. except she may where less makeup then him
January 20th, 2010 at 3:42 am
Shooter Mcgavin Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 3:01 am
Nah Right Lite:
Couple Classic Mixtapes Up For Download
^^
dope post
^
sizzle nahki. i’ve been vibin off this shit for the last hour and some change cause my mac, apparently can only handle 2 dl’ds @ a time.
i can’t help but feel that this link became available after nahkis chopped it up this mornng about mixtapes then and now early yesterday.
*now playing* ‘better off dead’ ONNNNYXXX!
January 20th, 2010 at 3:43 am
Shit is Corny! Those were some obvious jokes-this is comedy?
January 20th, 2010 at 4:10 am
[...] One of the funniest dudes on TV right now (NBC Thursdays shits on everything). Here are the skits of the “Night Out With Kanye West” & “Kanye West vs. Darwish”, off his Initmate Moments for a Sensual Evening DVD which is in stores now. Props to Dre. [...]
January 20th, 2010 at 4:22 am
i can’t help but feel that this link became available after nahkis chopped it up this mornng about mixtapes then and now early yesterday.
^^^
yeh that was the first thing that came to mind when i read the post
both sides of that S&S tape are fucking dooope
January 20th, 2010 at 4:23 am
just came on comedy central last wkend. what’s the motivation to buy.
January 20th, 2010 at 4:44 am
damn shooter this nigga craig g used to go in. dumb nice
January 20th, 2010 at 8:04 am
Late pass on the Clipse Freedom vid…powerful shit.
January 20th, 2010 at 8:05 am
this dude = pockets
January 20th, 2010 at 8:44 am
For some reason I always thought this guy was apart of The Real or whatever
January 20th, 2010 at 8:46 am
Strong aftershock hits Haiti…damn
January 20th, 2010 at 8:50 am
456 Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 8:05 am
this dude = pockets
——–
i was thinking the same thing …
January 20th, 2010 at 8:52 am
Couple Classic Mixtapes Up For Download
*Looks thru mixtapes*
*Sees no Tupac songs on any of the old CD’s*
*SMH*
LF: It’s funny that Jay-Z said “New York’s been soft ever since snoop came thru and crushed the buildings” cause biggie was alive around that time, the dogg pound went hard with that video, they shot that shit at the same exact spot biggie, puff and 122 shot there video at. lol
January 20th, 2010 at 8:54 am
this guy is not funny at all… no comedic timing… no nothing…
who sent this nigga?
that aint Pockets… Pockets was a much funnier nigga than this guy …
January 20th, 2010 at 8:54 am
nahggers
January 20th, 2010 at 8:54 am
* daps land, GW, Joe88, 456 and cOLD*
I’ve seen Funny People but dont remember this guy? Someone remind me of his role if possible
January 20th, 2010 at 8:55 am
another quake in Haiti.. dang son. Them ninjas cant catch a break
January 20th, 2010 at 8:56 am
*Daps the morning crew*
*Continues to write in my book of rhymes all the way pass the margin*
January 20th, 2010 at 8:57 am
the audience laughter sounds like pre-recorded laugh tracks…
January 20th, 2010 at 8:59 am
*daps Joe88, GhostW, London, 456, etc.*
January 20th, 2010 at 9:00 am
whatup kinfolk
*e honda’s it up*
*thousand hand daps*
January 20th, 2010 at 9:04 am
*daps all* smh london.
yea and sizzle what Land said, dude is not that funny.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:06 am
*daps land, London, Joe88, 456, Chief Ali, and the rest*
January 20th, 2010 at 9:08 am
WHO SHOT WACKY FLACKY?
January 20th, 2010 at 9:09 am
*sneezes in hand*
*Daps everybody*
January 20th, 2010 at 9:10 am
DJ S&S NIGGAZ STILL AIN’T NICE >>
January 20th, 2010 at 9:11 am
sleep AKA I’M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:08 am
WHO SHOT WACKY FLACKY?
^
Stop Snitchin’ (c) 07
January 20th, 2010 at 9:11 am
where are all these goons these rappers speak of when they get shot and robbed
January 20th, 2010 at 9:11 am
[...] NR [...]
January 20th, 2010 at 9:13 am
>where are all these goons these rappers speak of when they get shot and robbed
Goons with guns > Goons
Anybody can get robbed, anywhere for that matter. If you need goons to roll with you to fill your tank up (n) then you lost………..
Jay-Z prolly haven’t pumped his own gas since 2001, or drove for that matter.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:14 am
i will not be purchasing anything from this dude.. i think i MIGHT have chuckled once out of all the videos/recordings i’ve seen/heard
hope the jets lose this weekend.. i really do the espn propaganda train has already begun its campaign to crown them the giants of ’07…
i also hope the vikings lose *glares at landlord*
January 20th, 2010 at 9:14 am
I think Aziz is fucking hilarious, but the Raaaaaaandy spoof docs are better than the special that the above clips are taken from.
*daps all*
What up.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:15 am
Couple Classic Mixtapes Up For Download = GOAT nahright lite post
January 20th, 2010 at 9:15 am
Jay-Z prolly haven’t pumped his own gas since 2001, or drove for that matter.
^nah there was a pic circulating yesterday of him drivin a jeep wrangler.. LOL
January 20th, 2010 at 9:15 am
Troyvul Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:09 am
*sneezes in hand*
*Daps everybody*
^^^^^^
niggas like this is why i walk with hand sanitizer
January 20th, 2010 at 9:15 am
*daps all* smh london.
^
what for lol
January 20th, 2010 at 9:17 am
wearing Wrangler Jeans > drining Jeep Wrangler
January 20th, 2010 at 9:18 am
Couple Classic Mixtapes Up For Download = GOAT nahright lite post
^^^
yeh my sentiments
January 20th, 2010 at 9:18 am
Paul chowdry (sp?) > Aziz
Youtube if you need to
January 20th, 2010 at 9:19 am
Joe 88 Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:13 am
>where are all these goons these rappers speak of when they get shot and robbed
Goons with guns > Goons
Anybody can get robbed, anywhere for that matter. If you need goons to roll with you to fill your tank up (n) then you lost………..
Jay-Z prolly haven’t pumped his own gas since 2001, or drove for that matter.
^
I think Pac only drove on movie sets…I’ve never seen him drive, him and Big…probably never knew how
January 20th, 2010 at 9:19 am
wacky shot, gucci and max b shot, if thats what it takes to get the wack rappers to stfu im cool with it.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:20 am
throughout history, the Vikings have owned the Saints… Reggie Bush returned 2 punts for TDs against them last year and the Vikings STILL beat they asses… and that was with Gus Frerotte at QB… Brett Favre is going home to the Mississippi/Louisiana border to show the local hicks how games are won in January …
January 20th, 2010 at 9:21 am
@b-ease, Ghost & land
I know you guys write/spit (n) what would ya’ll consider the hardest part of writing a song? Coming up with ideas, staying in one lane, or does it just comes easy to ya’ll?
I just wanted a lil insite, cause i’ve been writing verses and songs for the past few weeks, and my achilles heel is starting off a verse, like my first line, I swear that shit can take me hours, lol. I’ll have the whole verse written in my head, what i’m gonna say, etc, but it takes me years to think of a opening line.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:21 am
if i was rich i’d still drive a couple times a week. driving is spiritual therapy when theres no traffic
January 20th, 2010 at 9:21 am
sleep AKA I’M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:19 am
wacky shot, gucci and max b shot, if thats what it takes to get the wack rappers to stfu im cool with it.
—–
good point..
hiphop vigilantes FTW…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:23 am
I think Pac only drove on movie sets…I’ve never seen him drive, him and Big…probably never knew how
^true story, pac never really knew how to drive, shock G and the digital underground actually had to teach this nigga how to drive, and this was after he got shot the first time, lol. I don’t think biggie ever drove, like ever in his life. And living in NY he really didn’t need to know how to drive
January 20th, 2010 at 9:23 am
sleep AKA I’M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:15 am
Troyvul Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:09 am
*sneezes in hand*
*Daps everybody*
^^^^^^
niggas like this is why i walk with hand sanitizer
^
No homo but I witnessed something like that this weekend at a gas station…saw dude picked his nose and dapped another guy when he went inside with the same hand…smh (n)
January 20th, 2010 at 9:23 am
When Uncle Murder said in his Respect The Shooter Mixtape
“imma learn how to drive, and buy me a range” I lost the miniscule amount of resepect I had for him
If you over 18 and and you cant drive SMH
If you over 20 without ever having a licence, do the world a favour and kill yourself
January 20th, 2010 at 9:24 am
# landlord Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:20 am
throughout history, the Vikings have owned the Saints… Reggie Bush returned 2 punts for TDs against them last year and the Vikings STILL beat they asses… and that was with Gus Frerotte at QB… Brett Favre is going home to the Mississippi/Louisiana border to show the local hicks how games are won in January …
^i pray to God in heaven you’re wrong…
because i cant afford another tv… i really cant..
January 20th, 2010 at 9:24 am
@ joe
I think coming up with solid concepts is the most difficult part for me. If I’m digging a beat, I can write verses and come up with a pattern/melody for the hook relatively quickly, but they’re often abstract, like, it sounds dope, but it doesnt really mean anything, lol. I’m trying to make my shit more solid (ll), if you know what I mean.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:26 am
Joe 88 Says:
what would ya’ll consider the hardest part of writing a song?
——–
the first 4 bars …
after the opening bars are set, its relatively easy
January 20th, 2010 at 9:29 am
if i was rich i’d still drive a couple times a week.
^^
Word. A L and an ill CD on a drive is the closest thing to heaven on Earth after good pussy.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:30 am
@ land
Have you seen pics of Christina Hendricks at the Golden Globes on Sunday? She’s a devil, but dammit, shes a sexy one.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:31 am
To get inspiration on which lane to choose, B-Ri just puts on MOTM and regurgitates
January 20th, 2010 at 9:31 am
Word. A L and an ill CD on a drive is the closest thing to heaven on Earth after good pussy.
^ zales.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:31 am
@ b-ease
I think concepts is one of my biggest attributes, like I come up with concepts for myself and others (I usually don’t tell them tho, lol) If I constantly record with someone i’m cool with, I can vision what type of songs they should make, what topics there good at, etc, so that never really been one of my problems, melodies and rhyme patterns never been too much of a problem for me, except for exhibit nah, i’ve NEVER rap off beat, something about that one beat kinda thru me off, but I wrote my whole verse in prolly a hour since the concept was kinda already built in when I first heard the beat. It’s just coming up with the first line that kills me everytime.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:32 am
christina hendricks Mad men right?
January 20th, 2010 at 9:33 am
LF: i never understood the whole art of dj ‘s scratching records, to me that shit is annoying, just lets the fucking song play.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:33 am
b-ease Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:30 am
@ land
Have you seen pics of Christina Hendricks at the Golden Globes on Sunday? She’s a devil, but dammit, shes a sexy one.
——–
word up she is, but i was somewhat dissappointed to find out that her titties are fake … therefore i must take away her title as current #1 snow bunny, and return the crown to its rightful owner, Rachel McAdams …
January 20th, 2010 at 9:34 am
the first 4 bars …
after the opening bars are set, its relatively easy
^Co-sign. I envy niggas (n) that can just start writing w/o putting any serious thought into starting off a rhyme. Them, and guys that can make great hooks. Hooks are almost more important that the verses, you can debate that they actually are more important then the verses since that’s what’s the listener is gonna hear over and over again
January 20th, 2010 at 9:35 am
Joe 88 Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:21 am
@b-ease, Ghost & land
I know you guys write/spit (n) what would ya’ll consider the hardest part of writing a song? Coming up with ideas, staying in one lane, or does it just comes easy to ya’ll?
I just wanted a lil insite, cause i’ve been writing verses and songs for the past few weeks, and my achilles heel is starting off a verse, like my first line, I swear that shit can take me hours, lol. I’ll have the whole verse written in my head, what i’m gonna say, etc, but it takes me years to think of a opening line.
^
I face that same problem with trying to come up with the first line…I too have the ideas in my head but the open bar kills me, so I tend to try picture myself freestyling on the radio and just start off with whatever pops in my head (n) sometimes…other times it comes easy (n). But I hate to do songs with no concept so most of my thought go into what to write about and how to stick to that topic…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:35 am
since the concept was kinda already built in when I first heard the beat
^isnt this supposed to be the case, shouldn’t the beat dictate the direction?
January 20th, 2010 at 9:35 am
LF: i never understood the whole art of dj ’s scratching records, to me that shit is annoying, just lets the fucking song play.
^SMH. A good DJ is hard to come by, a GREAT DJ is one in a million (no aaliyah song) step your party game up
January 20th, 2010 at 9:36 am
me and my boys was talking bout the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history. my favorite is ross on hustling
who you think you fucking with nigga im the boss
January 20th, 2010 at 9:38 am
D_Block hits me ever hour on the dot saying “when you restocking snacks nigga you takin’ long”
(c) !!
January 20th, 2010 at 9:38 am
but i was somewhat dissappointed to find out that her titties are fake
^^
Oh no.
Yo, my foundation has just been shattered. I really thought them joints were real. And I’m not fundamentally against fake tits, but the idea that hers were real was what added to their appeal. I’m in literal shock right now.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:38 am
“..So we hail our god King Selassie I Jehovah God Jah Rastafari…who seated in Zion & reign in di hearts…In the hearts of all flesh…whoaaaa…”
The W >
January 20th, 2010 at 9:39 am
^isnt this supposed to be the case, shouldn’t the beat dictate the direction?
^^^
Depends…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:39 am
sleep AKA I’M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:36 am
me and my boys was talking bout the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history. my favorite is ross on hustling
who you think you fucking with nigga im the boss
^ word can’t front Ross’ opening bars comand attention from the rip, same as Ghostface killah and his co-d Rae.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:40 am
christina hendricks Mad men right?
^^
Yessir.
To get inspiration on which lane to choose, B-Ri just puts on MOTM and regurgitates
^^
Holy shit. Uppercut landed.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:40 am
Oh no.
Yo, my foundation has just been shattered. I really thought them joints were real. And I’m not fundamentally against fake tits, but the idea that hers were real was what added to their appeal. I’m in literal shock right now.
^#c’monson
really?.. them titties lookin juicy like that? perfect?.. uh uh.. them tits been fake..
honestly i think i may have to revoke my not fake titties policy.. its just too common place now..
January 20th, 2010 at 9:40 am
B-Ri is CuDi Lite
January 20th, 2010 at 9:40 am
the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history
^^
Check out the rap kingpin/the Black Jesus
I know a few niggas sniff coke
It cause seizures
January 20th, 2010 at 9:41 am
but i was somewhat dissappointed to find out that her titties are fake
^ had no idea her boobs were fake.
——
Johnathan Osterman Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:39 am
^isnt this supposed to be the case, shouldn’t the beat dictate the direction?
^^^
Depends…
^ on what?
January 20th, 2010 at 9:41 am
The dude Rick Ross murdered that Angels remix…
Rick Ross is moving like Wayne circa 2005 right now…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:41 am
me and my boys was talking bout the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history. my favorite is ross on hustling
who you think you fucking with nigga im the boss
^ word can’t front Ross’ opening bars comand attention from the rip, same as Ghostface killah and his co-d Rae.
^”when the remies in the system, aint no tellin will i fuck em will i diss em…”
GOAT opening line… and NO not hov.. BIGGIE….
January 20th, 2010 at 9:41 am
aziz is the future…..
if you didn’t see him re-do an r. kelly concert on kimmel, you lost.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:41 am
the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history
^^
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a playa
But I fucked your wife
Arguably the GOAT opening.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:41 am
b-ease Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:40 am
the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history
^^
Check out the rap kingpin/the Black Jesus
I know a few niggas sniff coke
It cause seizures
^ I’m saying….Most his intro’s are >>>
January 20th, 2010 at 9:42 am
best opening bars for a song: “Verbal Intercourse” or “Quiet Storm”, IMO
***daps all***
January 20th, 2010 at 9:42 am
@cold
The beat can decide which direction you can take a song, but not in all cases, perfect example, the exhibit nah tracks, everyone used the same beat, but none of the exhibit nah freestyles was the same or had the same topic, everyone took it and ran there own direction with it.
creativity FTW!
January 20th, 2010 at 9:43 am
the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history
^^
today’s agenda?
got the suitcase up in the sentra
go to room 112
tell em blanco sent ya.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:43 am
Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:41 am
aziz is the future
^^
My sentiments as well.
*daps Nick Papagiorgio*
January 20th, 2010 at 9:43 am
Depends…
^ on what?
^^^
how the artist works…some vibe off the beat, some just go into the stu with their book of rhymes and work from the other side of the equation…most artists got their own lil way of doing shit
January 20th, 2010 at 9:44 am
the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history
^^
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a playa
But I fucked your wife
Arguably the GOAT opening.
^^
you have a point….[ll]
January 20th, 2010 at 9:44 am
I break bread, ribs, hunnit dollar billz >
Prodigy has the best opening lines ever, there’s no debating this
January 20th, 2010 at 9:44 am
The dude Rick Ross murdered that Angels remix…
Rick Ross is moving like Wayne circa 2005 right now…
^ not sure if I stand alone in the assertion that Ross, is eerie of an earlie Biggie Smalls. But this dudes makes a marraige with the instrumental that is seldom seen.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:45 am
today’s agenda?
got the suitcase up in the sentra
go to room 112
tell em blanco sent ya.
^ah yes.. also a contender…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:45 am
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a playa
But I fucked your wife
Arguably the GOAT opening.
^Co-sign
January 20th, 2010 at 9:45 am
Waddup tho??
*High-Fives for all*
January 20th, 2010 at 9:46 am
Prodigy has the best opening lines ever, there’s no debating this
^^
P got alot of the illest LINES ever…Period. That bredahs delivery & phrasing was second to no one
“you all alone in these streets cousin…”
January 20th, 2010 at 9:46 am
how the artist works…some vibe off the beat, some just go into the stu with their book of rhymes and work from the other side of the equation…most artists got their own lil way of doing shit
^ I see I said.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:46 am
^ not sure if I stand alone in the assertion that Ross, is eerie of an earlie Biggie Smalls. But this dudes makes a marraige with the instrumental that is seldom seen.
^inkredible that came out monday is arguably the best song of 2010 so far… nah hes not biggie but he can indeed pic an ill instrumental..
January 20th, 2010 at 9:47 am
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a playa
But I fucked your wife
Arguably the GOAT opening.
^^^^
I dont reallly listen to much Pac anymore but I have to agree with this
January 20th, 2010 at 9:47 am
Freedom or jail
Clips inserted
A baby being born
The same time a man is murdered
The beginning and End
Nas is ill.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:48 am
I make your mouthpiece obese like Della Reese
^
GOAT
January 20th, 2010 at 9:48 am
b-ease Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:47 am
Freedom or jail
Clips inserted
A baby being born
The same time a man is murdered
The beginning and End
Nas is ill.
^ My Gawd.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:49 am
b-ease Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:41 am
the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history
^^
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a playa
But I fucked your wife
Arguably the GOAT opening.
^^^^^^^
waves white flag
January 20th, 2010 at 9:49 am
Born thugging
heartless and mean mugging
a 16 had the fiends buzzin
kicking up dust with the older g’s
I listen to the game that was told to me
I aint never trust a gat that I couldn’t shoot
^Classic opening line. Bet alot of nahggers have no clue who this is
January 20th, 2010 at 9:49 am
Jay Electronica-Exhibit A opening bars are very ill
” i spit that.. wonderama shit, me & my and conglomerates,
shall remain anonymous, caught up in the finer shit,
get that type of media coverage Obama get,
spit that Kurt Vonnegut, that blow yo brain Kurt Cobain that Nirvana shit…”
January 20th, 2010 at 9:50 am
that angles remix coulda did without puffy… word.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:50 am
classic opening bars:
let’s get ready to rumble, in this corner, we have the funk body snatcher/p funkadelic, and i’ll gat ya/hard enough that i can chew a whole bag of rocks
planet earth/was my place of birth/born to be sole controller of the universe…
i’m in jr high with the b plus grades/end of the day, i don’t hit the arcades
the employeess of the year, yeah we back to work/I took time off while other rappers got jerked/due to the fact they wack and they lack the ingredients
once upon a time, not long ago/when people wore pajamas and lived life slow/when laws were stern and justice stood/and people were behaving like they ought to, good
african, very african/come step in brother’s temple see what’s happenin
time to get/funky, radical, hip as i get to the point/but wait a sec, the teacher will inject the intellect
stern, firm and young, with the laid back tongue, the aim is to succeed and achieve at 21/just like ringling bros/amaze and astound
January 20th, 2010 at 9:50 am
Biggie had the most commanding opening lines.. its almost like every song he did he focused on making you pay attention from the moment he spoke..
January 20th, 2010 at 9:50 am
^Classic opening line. Bet alot of nahggers have no clue who this is
^^
Pac.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:51 am
i advise you to step son
before I fuck your moms, make you my stepson
January 20th, 2010 at 9:51 am
# f5f5 nigga reload Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:50 am
that angles remix coulda did without puffy… word.
^shoulda just given it to dirty money and ross…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:51 am
that shit you just posted b-ease, Nas managed to sum up Life in 4 lines.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:51 am
” i spit that.. wonderama shit, me & my and conglomerates,
shall remain anonymous, caught up in the finer shit,
^^
That Jay Elec stanza is dope, but I think its disqualified because the first lines are Jay-Zs.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:51 am
well.. if the 7.4 earthquake didnt do it… that 6.1 finished the job.. smh.. just cant catch a break…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:51 am
that angles remix coulda did without puffy… word.
^^^^
right angles, Acute, or Obtuse
January 20th, 2010 at 9:52 am
razor & the pyrex, plates in the cabinet
waking up days wishing moms practice absinence
^Classic opening line also.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:52 am
Reasons to root against the jets…
Hate to see a Mexican tie black qb’s in superbowl wins…
Is a dolphin fan.
Your team didn’t win a wc spot.
Is a racist San Diago cop.
You wear wrangler jeans and kill a interent phenomenon on it’s first week.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:52 am
that shit you just posted b-ease, Nas managed to sum up Life in 4 lines.
^^
He really did. That nigga is an idiot savant if I’ve ever seen one.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:52 am
who shot ya?/separate the weak from the obso/lete/hard to creep them brooklyn streets/it’s on nigga, fuck all that bickering beef/i can hear sweat trickling down ya check/your heartbeat sound like sasquatch feet/thundering/shaking the concrete
January 20th, 2010 at 9:52 am
# Remixznflow Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:50 am
Biggie had the most commanding opening lines.. its almost like every song he did he focused on making you pay attention from the moment he spoke..
^^^
the post Ready To Die is contender for GOAT delivery…the dude Biggie was suttin else…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:52 am
Remixznflow Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:51 am
# f5f5 nigga reload Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:50 am
that angles remix coulda did without puffy… word.
^shoulda just given it to dirty money and ross…
^ I mean if Ross spazzed the entire track, I prolly would smack my co-worker on GP.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:53 am
i advise you to step son
before I fuck your moms, make you my stepson
^you’ll be calling me dad.
classic fucking cam.
@ b-ease
I knew you would know who said it, lol
January 20th, 2010 at 9:53 am
right angles, Acute, or Obtuse
^ lol cute (no homo)
January 20th, 2010 at 9:53 am
once upon a time, not long ago/when people wore pajamas and lived life slow/when laws were stern and justice stood/and people were behaving like they ought to, good
^^
WORD Ike. The Ruler >>>>
January 20th, 2010 at 9:54 am
back to catch wreck/all respect, to those who broke their neck to keep they hoes in check/but yo, they sweat a brother majorly/and i don’t know why ya girl keeps pagin me
January 20th, 2010 at 9:55 am
the post Ready To Die is contender for GOAT delivery
^^
I’m pretty much of the opinion that after the One More Chance remix, BIG never spit a verse or made a song that was less than stellar.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:55 am
Hatians should never ever mention Demonic voo doo shit ever again.
Dead that whole movement.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:55 am
^ I mean if Ross spazzed the entire track, I prolly would smack my co-worker on GP.
^soon as diddy started singin.. i stopped the video..
January 20th, 2010 at 9:55 am
b-ease Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:53 am
once upon a time, not long ago/when people wore pajamas and lived life slow/when laws were stern and justice stood/and people were behaving like they ought to, good
^^
WORD Ike. The Ruler >>>>
***too bad he hasn’t made any albums since the 90s, SMH…what a waste…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:56 am
I’m pretty much of the opinion that after the One More Chance remix, BIG never spit a verse or made a song that was less than stellar.
^this..
but im a stan…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:56 am
I’m your idol/the highest title/numero uno/i’m not a puerto rican but I’m speaking so that you know…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:56 am
nobody is really paying attention to dirty money. after the diddy song with kiesha cole i thought i couldve pulled it of but that angle shit is horrible
January 20th, 2010 at 9:57 am
I’m pretty much of the opinion that after the One More Chance remix, BIG never spit a verse or made a song that was less than stellar.
^^
gospel.
Once he stopped shouting on tracks, he was gone with the wind
January 20th, 2010 at 9:57 am
***too bad he hasn’t made any albums since the 90s, SMH…what a waste…
^^
The greatest hiphop “what if” to me is “what if Slick Rick never went to jail?”. Based on The Great Adventures alone, dude had a more than legitimate shot at GOAT status.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:57 am
fuck. the. frail shit
January 20th, 2010 at 9:58 am
Johnathan Osterman Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 9:57 am
I’m pretty much of the opinion that after the One More Chance remix, BIG never spit a verse or made a song that was less than stellar.
^^
gospel.
Once he stopped shouting on tracks, he was gone with the wind
***true….he was dope shouting on Party and BS, and Gimme the Loot, though
January 20th, 2010 at 9:58 am
I’m your idol/the highest title/numero uno/i’m not a puerto rican but I’m speaking so that you know…
^one of my favorite songs of all times, I think land said it best when he said special ed was the first rapper with a organic flow, his flow was so effortless, he was like the 80′s juelz santana, or atleast to me, lol
and some of the shit he was rapping about on that song was out of this world, nigga said he owned his own island, and his dog played with a solid gold bone (n)
January 20th, 2010 at 9:58 am
fuck. the. frail shit
^^
oh wow.
kiss did it better in four fucking words……
January 20th, 2010 at 9:59 am
The dude Rick Ross murdered that Angels remix…
Rick Ross is moving like Wayne circa 2005 right now…
^
Word
And i gotta see/hear this dude Aziz….
January 20th, 2010 at 9:59 am
and some of the shit he was rapping about on that song was out of this world, nigga said he owned his own island, and his dog played with a solid gold bone
***LOL…that whole album is ostentatious, but incredible…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:59 am
he was dope shouting on Party and BS, and Gimme the Loot, though
^^^
Yeah, he was…that style was dope too, but the relaxed Big was much iller imo
January 20th, 2010 at 10:00 am
I got faith in the dirty money project, angels is give or take depending on who you ask, but love come down is a straight banger, there’s no denying that, that shit rocks, i’ll start dancing in a court room if that song came on, lol
January 20th, 2010 at 10:00 am
I’m from the streets where the
hood could swallow a man, bullets’ll follow a man
There’s so much coke that you could run the slalom
^coupled with the track.. this was another ill line…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:00 am
alright stop what ya doin
cuz i’m about to ruin
the intricate styles
that ya used to….
January 20th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:00 am
alright stop what ya doin
cuz i’m about to ruin
the intricate styles
that ya used to….
***I thought it was “image and styles”, probably wrong, but yeah…that entire “Sex Packets” album was dope…”Freaks of the Industry” was my shit…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:02 am
and some of the shit he was rapping about on that song was out of this world, nigga said he owned his own island, and his dog played with a solid gold bone (n)
^^
Definetly. That song is the defintion of timeless. It was hilarious, but magnificent at the same time, lol.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:03 am
Yo, now
You and your nigga shit shaky
And at the time your heart feel down and broke like Achy Breaky
Lump in your throat, feel like a trachea, oh dummy
The pain that’s in your chest done made it’s way
down to your tummy, you wide open, you start smokin wit ya girl
She nigga bashin sayin you don’t need em in your world
Niggaz all dogs? If niggaz all dogs, then what you call broads?
Felines in heat, meowin for some yawn balls
Great lines
January 20th, 2010 at 10:03 am
The saga begins…begin war
I draw first blood be the 1st to set it off
My cause: tap all jaws, lay down laws
We taking whats yours, we do juks, rush the doors
Here come the D’s, time to make breeze and guns toss
Wid 44′s my team’ll go at your main source..
January 20th, 2010 at 10:03 am
illuminati by nature = icon?
January 20th, 2010 at 10:03 am
I heard payback’s a motherfukka/nigga/that’s why, I’m sick of getting treated like a goddamned stepchild…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:03 am
*daps all*
Notice my presence has been scarce as of late?I think my wifey may have a secret “friend”.After her mom`s died saturday,she left her prepaid phone with me because the battery life was better so she could stay in touch with me while she consoled her family.We haven`t physically spoken since saturday,but we have been texting back and forth on a limited basis.So I notice the phone indicate that a text was received.I`m think it`s wifey,BUT it`s some nigga named “perry” texting my wife”WHAS GOOD”.So I answered back on some boost “WHERE U AT”shit.He answers back “IN MY HOOD N U”.I called the nigga back to interogate the nigga but the phone rang out.Meanwhile my girl is still texting me”I miss you”and all that type shit.So I bit my tongue out of the respect that her mom`s died.I did`nt want to start drama with more important shit going on.So I called the nigga the next day.I asked him did he know/heard of me?He replies “no”So Iasked him did he know “a girl named Angie”The nigga lied and said “maybe somebody is using my phone”and rushed off the phone.This nigga is lying cause his name is clearly in her phone.This means she GAVE the nigga the number.I`ve been with shorty 4 years,we know each others friends and family.Who sent this nigga????LOL
So now my girl has`nt texted me last night.I`m thinking all types of wild shit.Maybe she`s mourning?OR maybe dude tipped her off so she`s scared to face me?Either way I`m leaning toward bouncing or relegating her back to fuck buddy steez.She`s gonna have to pull off a miracle to explain this shit to me.So we shall see where this goes.I don`t play that secret male friend shit.I`d rather the bitch fuck some random dude than have a secret friend behind my back.I`m not gonna initiate any further contact because I know she`s mourning,yet next time I see her face to face we gonna have to sit at the kitchen table and see what`s good.I`m not seeking any sympathy because in light of what Haiti is going through,this is just typical nigger/bird shit.I have the upper hand in this situation because everything is in my name,and I`m not as emotionally wrapped up into her.She`s the one with MY NAME tatted on that ass.I will always be smashing that in some capacity.So we shall see how it plays out.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:03 am
I got faith in the dirty money project, angels is give or take depending on who you ask, but love come down is a straight banger, there’s no denying that, that shit rocks, i’ll start dancing in a court room if that song came on, lol
^dirty money is cool MINUS diddy… and i wont change my opinion on that.. hes just not good for that group.. let those ladies do their thing..
January 20th, 2010 at 10:03 am
that angles remix coulda did without puffy… word.
^ That exactly what I thought, we that foo started to sing after Ross did his thing I was like wtf is this ish
Oh and I’m hearbroken about that christina hendricks fake bitties I thought those joints were real and spectacular
January 20th, 2010 at 10:04 am
that entire “Sex Packets” album was dope…
^^
Digital Underground changed my life lol
January 20th, 2010 at 10:04 am
^^
Definetly. That song is the defintion of timeless. It was hilarious, but magnificent at the same time, lol.
***was the “Magnificent” drop on purpose? Another dope Special Ed song…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Speaking of shouting on tracks, most of the GOATs had an adjustment period where they went from a more hyper excitable delivery, to more relaxed calm one. BIG, Jay, Cam, 3000, Scarface, and even Rae and Nas to an extent.
Rakims the only one that dropped fully formed out of the ether.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:05 am
But she’s back at you like a pit
mixed with a chihuahua how much meaner can you get?
Don’t let her have her way with you she’s gonna have a fit
You’re the candy apple of her eye and bout to get bit
here’s what you do — you
grab her by her neck, throw her on the wall
Say, “Bitch don’t ever disrespect me never not at all”
These simple words can put a pause to half of the applause
Them black ball laws of balance at all cost
January 20th, 2010 at 10:05 am
scriptures (?) to the body, like sawed off shotties/like my hair knotty and my nose piece snotty/fuck a nigga’s hottie/that hoe pussy prolly/burn like the deserts of mohave/f’real/ain’t nothing fraudulent here, we pioneer…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:05 am
@sick
damn homie…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:06 am
those prank calls on life after death, where they real?
My downfall.
I dream filthy my mom and pops mixed me with Jamaican Rum and Whiskey.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:06 am
somebody told me that this planet was small/we used to live in the same building on the same floor/but never met before
January 20th, 2010 at 10:07 am
wow @ that story, sick…..
January 20th, 2010 at 10:07 am
I dream filthy my mom and pops mixed me with Jamaican Rum and Whiskey.
^^
WOOOOOOOO!!! That shit is just disgusting.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:07 am
Biggie’s definitelty the overall goat, when it comes to opening salvos….unfuckwittable..
January 20th, 2010 at 10:07 am
b-ease Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Speaking of shouting on tracks, most of the GOATs had an adjustment period where they went from a more hyper excitable delivery, to more relaxed calm one.
^^^
same shit happened to me…had to stp over spitting rhymes & let them just come out..
January 20th, 2010 at 10:07 am
yo Sick…you shouldve kept that text convo going with dude [||] and got every drop of info you could
you had dude thinkin you were your chick…
private eye fail
January 20th, 2010 at 10:08 am
@ Sick
Wow. I can’t front, that sounds mad sketchy. Definetly deserving of the “kitchen table talk”.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:08 am
those prank calls on life after death, where they real?
^which one?
January 20th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Theres a war going outside no man is safe from…
You can run but you cant hide forever…
^^^
Illest rhymes that never rhymed
January 20th, 2010 at 10:09 am
yo Sick…you shouldve kept that text convo going with dude [||] and got every drop of info you could
you had dude thinkin you were your chick…
private eye fail
^this… if you coulda stomached what he might say… cuz you may here exactly what you dont want to…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:09 am
yo Sick…you shouldve kept that text convo going with dude [||] and got every drop of info you could
^^
Yoooo, I was thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact, that’s where I thought the story was headed.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:09 am
SICK’s writing style reminds me of Combat Jack, when he used to post on here…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:10 am
Arguably the GOAT opening.
^^^^
I, POPPA FREAKS ALL THE HONEYS
DUMMIES, PLAYBOY BUNNIES
THOSE WANTIN MONEY
January 20th, 2010 at 10:12 am
She`s the one with MY NAME tatted on that ass.I will always be smashing that in some capacity.
^^^
lol
January 20th, 2010 at 10:12 am
I smoke on the mic, like smokin’ joe frazier, the hellraiser, raising hell with the flavor/terrorize a jam like troops in pakistan/swinging thru ya hood like the neighborhood spider-man
January 20th, 2010 at 10:12 am
Remixznflow Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:08 am
those prank calls on life after death, where they real?
^which one?
on my downfall.
—————–
yo S.I.C.K I admit it does sound sketchy, but why whold she give you the phone, knowing her and dude be txtng each other.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:12 am
Perry: N MY HOOD N U
Sick disguised as girl: Same. We should meet up. How long has it been since I seen you?
Perry: FEW WKS. LAST TIME WS GREAT.
Sick disguised as girl: So what you wanna do if we meet up?
Perry: SME TING AS ALWYS. FUCK.
Sick (calling dude): *death threat*
January 20th, 2010 at 10:12 am
Yo, I be that young fly fellow, got thorough
Down for denaro, hit everything in the Triburo
And I’m the newest member of the Bad Boy team
And I’mma bring this nigga Puff mad more C.R.E.A.M.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:13 am
“Ha ha ha ha ha! Check out this bizarre
Rappin style used by me, the B-I-Z
Emm-A-R-K-I with the E and, you will be agreein
A brother ain’t a brother unless he is say like G’n”
^^^
Up there with the greatest.
The Biz, Mark, is, ah goin off..!
Used to be my favourite shit…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:13 am
and don’t front:
when i’m alone in my room/sometimes i stare at the wall/and in the back of my mind, i hear my conscience call (none, lol)
January 20th, 2010 at 10:14 am
Perry: SME TING AS ALWYS. FUCK.
^^
ROFFLE
January 20th, 2010 at 10:14 am
shout out TJ Swan on GP
January 20th, 2010 at 10:14 am
on my downfall.
^lol.. thats diddy…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:14 am
shout out TJ Swan on GP
^ you taking it back Rigz…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:14 am
i done smoked with the best of ‘em, shot at the rest of em/was about a hundred or more, maybe less of ‘em…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
nothing hurts a man more than the moment he finds out another may have entered his woman’s poon …
January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
Remixznflow Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:14 am
on my downfall.
^lol.. thats diddy…
^ word, how can you be so sure, I remember reading, that biggie was getting a lot of death threats and began recording them.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
but why whold she give you the phone, knowing her and dude be txtng each other.
^^
I was thinking the same thing, but considering her mothers death, her mind is probably in a thousand different places, and that shit slipped her mind.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
Godzilla bankroll, stones from Sierra Lione
January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
Fuck……the……frail…..shit.
Cos when my coke come in
They gotta use the scales
That they weigh the whales wit
January 20th, 2010 at 10:16 am
opening lines to wu tang’s “triumph” >
January 20th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Beezy >>>>
winky
January 20th, 2010 at 10:16 am
landlord Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
nothing hurts a man more than the moment he finds out another may have entered his woman’s poon …
^^
NOTHING.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:16 am
ok on second thoughts remix you prolly right…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:16 am
yo S.I.C.K I admit it does sound sketchy, but why whold she give you the phone, knowing her and dude be txtng each other.
^she might not have thought it all the way through.. but this nigga doesnt know a perry…
and THATS where the questioning should start…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:17 am
D_Block_4_Life Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Beezy >>>>
winky
^ =)
January 20th, 2010 at 10:17 am
“…Yeah bitch, I fucked your friend, yeah you stink hoe..”
Maybe the GOAT..
January 20th, 2010 at 10:17 am
landlord Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
nothing hurts a man more than the moment he finds out another may have entered his woman’s poon
^ jesus christ, just the thought, makes a nigga wanna call earl.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:18 am
landlord Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
nothing hurts a man more than the moment he finds out another may have entered his woman’s poon …
^^
word to WildFlower
January 20th, 2010 at 10:18 am
Re: Sick
I doubt dude is fuckin’ the chick on the strength of him not answering the phone when SICK called. He was texting her talking about whats up…then he called dudes phone and no answer. He obviously wasnt really tryin to put that owrk in or hit, otherwise he wouldve answered quick fast.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:18 am
“…Yeah bitch, I fucked your friend, yeah you stink hoe..”
Maybe the GOAT..
^^
What makes it even iller is the fact that he cuts off that female emcee with the line, almost like he was talking to her, lol.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:19 am
“…I shoulda smacked you, but the god said CHILLLLLLLLLLL…”
January 20th, 2010 at 10:19 am
I speak at frequencies dogs would have trouble hearing
Canibus is the lyrical version of German engineering
Raw metaphors keep you high for months
Fly around the earth twice without refuelin once
January 20th, 2010 at 10:20 am
Harlem World Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:19 am
I speak at frequencies dogs would have trouble hearing
Canibus is the lyrical version of German engineering
Raw metaphors keep you high for months
Fly around the earth twice without refuelin once
^ Plug in 5,4,3,…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:20 am
landlord Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
nothing hurts a man more than the moment he finds out another may have entered his woman’s poon
^and the reality is there it’s more than likely. ALL women keep secrets.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:20 am
in the commission you ask for permission to hit ‘em/he don’t like me? /hit em while wife was with em/you heard of us, the murderers most shady/been on the low lately/feds hate me/the son of satan/they say my killings to blatant/you hesitatin’/i’m in you momma crib waitin/duct taping your fam/destiny lays in my hands/gat lays in my waist/francis m to the iz h phenomenal (sp?)/gun rests under my vest by the abdominal…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:23 am
they say i can’t rap about being broke no more/they ain’t say i can’t rap about coke no more/slut- u think i won’t choke a whore/til her vocal cords don’t work in her throat no more?
January 20th, 2010 at 10:23 am
opening lines to wu tang’s “triumph” >
^ co-sign
*mumbles Inspectah’s bars*
January 20th, 2010 at 10:24 am
yo wildflower is the anthem for niggas that got shitted on by a broad.
oh shit thats my man! shit! better go talk to him!
^ what movie is this from.
and saying he fucked the broad on a chair with 3 legs, is the comedy break needed through all the ether.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:24 am
Damn it feels good to see people up on it
Flipped two kis in two weeks and didnt flaunt it
My brain is haunted
With mean dreams
VS’ with BB’s on it
Supreme schemes
To get richer than Ritchie
Quickly
Niggas wanna hit me
If they try me
Dress my body in linen by Armani
My lyrical car jack make your brain splat
High caliber gats is all I fuck with
Now peep the rough shit…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:24 am
yo Sick…you shouldve kept that text convo going with dude [||] and got every drop of info you could
I`m willing to admit that calling the dude was a sucker move,but I was hoping that he would say the classic “don`t ask me ask your bitch”line but he was too shook.He stopped responding to the texts.I hit him with a text that I KNOW fucked his head up.I texted “my man found ur text and number,what did you say to him”That nigga did not respond.lol
Like I said she`s gonna have to face me sooner or later.All her shit is at my crib and she packed enough shit for one day.She`s a neat freak so she`s gonna need fresh thongs and socks.LOl
I ain`t gonna lie,I feel that it may still be innocent because the level that me mad my girl are on.We finish each other`s sentences,we are the same zodiac sign,we are both left handed,we both are musical people,we get high together,we are usually unseperable.If she was fucking,she would`ve been withdrwan toward me sexually.I never noticed a change in her behavior.Plus I doubt she would leave me the phone if she thought dude would be calling her dont you think?But in my love life bitches have done stranger/fouler shit to me.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:24 am
speaking of special ed (none):
bossip.com/205383/blast-from-the-past-remember-special-ed/
January 20th, 2010 at 10:26 am
me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked, hurt me far worse than the death of my own mother …
i could tell them niggas had just fucked… the whole room smelled like unfamiliar ass … i chased that old nigga out the crib with an aluminum bat while he struggled to run and pull up his boxers simultaneously… i had broke her momma’s screen door to sneak in the crib, and right after i chased that nigga out, my girl’s older brother came home and was like “who broke the front screen door?, whats going on in here?” … i started crying like a newborn fuckin baby god, while i explained to him what his sister was doing… ill be damned if Son didnt put his arm around me and give me a drive home whilst explaining game to me… real big brother shit … ill never forget that, cause i thought he was gonna fuck me up about his momma screen door …
January 20th, 2010 at 10:26 am
I’m the first nigga that had you watching flicks by Deniro
^ lol I’m guilty of using this line of wifey.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:27 am
we are the same zodiac sign,we are both left handed
^
Im out.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:27 am
@ SICK
forget all the assuming and callin dude, if u r not as emotionally involved, just do what you said, wait till she get back and have a talk… Chances are he’s just a friend homie, but I put nothing past anyone…Everyone is human..The thing is where do u go from the point if it’s true… It takes a lot to forgive and forget
January 20th, 2010 at 10:27 am
the opening of “the 10 crack commandments” is ILL… forgot all about that..
i been in this game for years/
it made me an animal/
theres RULES to this shit/
i wrote me a manual…
jesus…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:27 am
me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked
***LMAO…sorry, land…that scenario is like some shit out of a movie…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:28 am
me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked
*stops reading8
*gets popcorn stash*
*jets to microwave presses 3 minutes*
*waits*
ok back to the story.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:28 am
me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked
^
Omg
January 20th, 2010 at 10:28 am
RE: land’s story
*fucking dead*
January 20th, 2010 at 10:28 am
@ Land
That’s a real nigga story cuz
January 20th, 2010 at 10:29 am
landlord Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:26 am
me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked,
^^^
I cant do it anymore…lol
January 20th, 2010 at 10:29 am
me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked
^^^
hoooooooly shit
January 20th, 2010 at 10:29 am
@Landlord
DAMN… yall niggas have some FUCKED UP experiences.. shit!…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:30 am
i started crying like a newborn fuckin baby god, while i explained to him what his sister was doing… ill be damned if Son didnt put his arm around me and give me a drive home whilst explaining game to me… real big brother shit … ill never forget that, cause i thought he was gonna fuck me up about his momma screen door …
^
I’m out for the day. Y’all know my e-mail.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:30 am
damn, i gotta leave to go to a meeting in Dahlgren…i have a feeling i’mma miss out on a classic day on nah….
**takes the “L” train (none)
January 20th, 2010 at 10:31 am
Remixznflow Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:29 am
@Landlord
DAMN… yall niggas have some FUCKED UP experiences.. shit!…
^ shits necessary for growth my nigga, its a right of passage. If you haven’t dealt with this type shit in you life yet…. my god be with you.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:31 am
…that scenario is like some shit out of a movie…
^THIS nigga.. GOTDAMN.. like a fuckin movie…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:31 am
you make it to age 34, and youll find life is full of fucked up experiences… but also some great experiences, too … the key to happiness is being able to welcome both bad & good with humility and patience …
January 20th, 2010 at 10:33 am
landlord Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:31 am
you make it to age 34, and youll find life is full of fucked up experiences… but also some great experiences, too … the key to happiness is being able to welcome both bad & good with humility and patience …
***co-sign…pain is the foundation of wisdom (none)
January 20th, 2010 at 10:34 am
^ shits necessary for growth my nigga, its a right of passage. If you haven’t dealt with this type shit in you life yet…. my god be with you.
^nah i been cheated on… i was deployed overseas and when i got home.. my girl had cheated and moved on..
i didnt have to WALK IN on that shit.. i dont know what i woulda done in the state i was in when i reached american soil again… i was a deranged fucking animal.. not on the strength of me.. but my mind was on some different shit… i think i woulda killed everyone..
land walked in on that shit.. and not only that.. the chick had a comb in another nigga hair.. like on some nurturing shit..
January 20th, 2010 at 10:35 am
Straight out the fucking dungeons of rap
where fake niggas dont make it back
…I dont know to start this shit….
January 20th, 2010 at 10:35 am
Perhaps I was addicted to tha dark side
Somewhere inside my childhood i missed my heart die
And even though we both came from the same places
The money and the fame made us all change places
January 20th, 2010 at 10:37 am
My Grandpops told me it’s a long journey to findin that one lady who u want to settle down with…might as well fuk as many ladies as u can along the way.
Grandama told to always have 2-3 other friends to see… In society it’s called cheating and it’s wrong, but GOD doesn’t respect that bond unless it’s marriage…That is all
January 20th, 2010 at 10:37 am
@ Landlord
Damn, now i’m going down memory lane…chicks can be evil as hell at a young age
January 20th, 2010 at 10:37 am
but GOD doesn’t respect that bond unless it’s marriage…That is all
^
bars
January 20th, 2010 at 10:38 am
I came in the door
I said it before
I never let the mic magnetize no more
January 20th, 2010 at 10:38 am
^
the chick had a comb in another nigga hair.. like on some nurturing shit..
——–
word… the image of her naked big ass titties resting on the back of that niggas shoulders while she parted that nigga’s hair will haunt me for life …sweartogod …
January 20th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Grandama told to always have 2-3 other friends to see… In society it’s called cheating and it’s wrong, but GOD doesn’t respect that bond unless it’s marriage…That is all
^pops told me the same thing…
January 20th, 2010 at 10:39 am
word… the image of her naked big ass titties resting on the back of that niggas shoulders while she parted that nigga’s hair will haunt me for life …sweartogod …
^*dead
January 20th, 2010 at 10:40 am
day 3 1/2 of this stomach virus shit. fml
January 20th, 2010 at 10:43 am
them pictures of Tiger Woods (if thats him) leaving the sex addiction clinic look exactly like me… holy shit… damn near same clothes and everything …
uncanny…
radaronline.com/photos/image/41079
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January 20th, 2010 at 10:48 am
*reads lands story*
*runs across white house lawn in the illest osama attire*
January 20th, 2010 at 10:48 am
so.. im designing a house… i gave it a 3 car garage, huge master bedroom, nice nook/dining room, and livig room… long kitchen … but it feels like im missing something..
its alot harder than i figured it would be
January 20th, 2010 at 10:50 am
Remixznflow Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:48 am
so.. im designing a house… i gave it a 3 car garage, huge master bedroom, nice nook/dining room, and livig room… long kitchen … but it feels like im missing something..
its alot harder than i figured it would be
^ a Man cave is a must these days.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:59 am
in the illest osama attire*
^ lol in this weather that dont sound like a bad idea
*logs on to shiekhsRUS.com*
*cops full length moses-like robes and essential oils*
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