Video: Aziz Ansari’s Night Out With Kanye West

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We posted the audio earlier, here’s the video of the “Night Out With Kanye West” & “Kanye West vs. Darwish” parts from Aziz’s Comedy Central special.

Initmate Moments for a Sensual Evening DVD, CD & MP3 are out now.

If you’ve been following Aziz since Human Giant like me, you already saw this bit on Kimmel & Letterman.


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262 Responses to “Video: Aziz Ansari’s Night Out With Kanye West”

  1. rex hussla Says:

    I copped the DVD today…shit is classic. When he comes back out as RAAAAAAAANDY at the very end that shit is hilarious too.

  2. rex hussla Says:

    Aziz Ansari
    Woops. Got wasted last night and drunk texted $15,000 in donations to Haiti relief effortson Monday

    LMAOOO

  3. Ro'Shine Says:

    Fucking hilarious!

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  8. Mag Says:

    Dude has terrible delivery.

  9. MK47 Says:

    RAAAAAAAAANDY is classic. The 3-part documentary they made on him for Funny People was incredible.

  10. Smear Says:

    Seriously, Pusha’s verse on Freedom>>>>>

    nice vid too

  11. Shooter Mcgavin Says:

    Nah Right Lite:
    Couple Classic Mixtapes Up For Download
    ^^

    dope post

  12. Someone who wasted time watching this Says:

    This guy is hilarious. My stomache hurts from laughing so hard. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. I’m surprised this guy is not doing movies. He’s going to take B…Hollywood by storm!

  13. Cypher Says:

    reminds me of that indian chick off the office…. except she may where less makeup then him

  14. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    Shooter Mcgavin Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 3:01 am
    Nah Right Lite:
    Couple Classic Mixtapes Up For Download
    ^^

    dope post

    ^

    sizzle nahki. i’ve been vibin off this shit for the last hour and some change cause my mac, apparently can only handle 2 dl’ds @ a time.

    i can’t help but feel that this link became available after nahkis chopped it up this mornng about mixtapes then and now early yesterday.

    *now playing* ‘better off dead’ ONNNNYXXX!

  15. thekid10705 Says:

    Shit is Corny! Those were some obvious jokes-this is comedy?

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  17. Shooter Mcgavin Says:

    i can’t help but feel that this link became available after nahkis chopped it up this mornng about mixtapes then and now early yesterday.
    ^^^

    yeh that was the first thing that came to mind when i read the post

    both sides of that S&S tape are fucking dooope

  18. hanzo Says:

    just came on comedy central last wkend. what’s the motivation to buy.

  19. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    damn shooter this nigga craig g used to go in. dumb nice

  20. Danbury Says:

    Late pass on the Clipse Freedom vid…powerful shit.

  21. 456 Says:

    this dude = pockets

  22. Ghost Writer Says:

    For some reason I always thought this guy was apart of The Real or whatever

  23. Ghost Writer Says:

    Strong aftershock hits Haiti…damn

  24. landlord Says:

    456 Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 8:05 am
    this dude = pockets

    ——–

    i was thinking the same thing …

  25. Joe 88 Says:

    Couple Classic Mixtapes Up For Download

    *Looks thru mixtapes*

    *Sees no Tupac songs on any of the old CD’s*

    *SMH*

    LF: It’s funny that Jay-Z said “New York’s been soft ever since snoop came thru and crushed the buildings” cause biggie was alive around that time, the dogg pound went hard with that video, they shot that shit at the same exact spot biggie, puff and 122 shot there video at. lol

  26. landlord Says:

    this guy is not funny at all… no comedic timing… no nothing…

    who sent this nigga?

    that aint Pockets… Pockets was a much funnier nigga than this guy …

  27. Casual T Says:

    nahggers

  28. LondonBloke: Internahtional Man of Mystery Says:

    * daps land, GW, Joe88, 456 and cOLD*

    I’ve seen Funny People but dont remember this guy? Someone remind me of his role if possible

  29. Casual T Says:

    another quake in Haiti.. dang son. Them ninjas cant catch a break

  30. Joe 88 Says:

    *Daps the morning crew*

    *Continues to write in my book of rhymes all the way pass the margin*

  31. landlord Says:

    the audience laughter sounds like pre-recorded laugh tracks…

  32. landlord Says:

    *daps Joe88, GhostW, London, 456, etc.*

  33. Chief Ali AKA The One Who Stay Building Says:

    whatup kinfolk

    *e honda’s it up*

    *thousand hand daps*

  34. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    *daps all* smh london.

    yea and sizzle what Land said, dude is not that funny.

  35. Ghost Writer Says:

    *daps land, London, Joe88, 456, Chief Ali, and the rest*

  36. sleep AKA I'M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    WHO SHOT WACKY FLACKY?

  37. Troyvul Says:

    *sneezes in hand*

    *Daps everybody*

  38. landlord Says:

    DJ S&S NIGGAZ STILL AIN’T NICE >>

  39. Ghost Writer Says:

    sleep AKA I’M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:08 am
    WHO SHOT WACKY FLACKY?

    ^
    Stop Snitchin’ (c) 07

  40. Cashmere Cavalli aka The Debonair Cavalier Says:

    where are all these goons these rappers speak of when they get shot and robbed

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  42. Joe 88 Says:

    >where are all these goons these rappers speak of when they get shot and robbed

    Goons with guns > Goons

    Anybody can get robbed, anywhere for that matter. If you need goons to roll with you to fill your tank up (n) then you lost………..

    Jay-Z prolly haven’t pumped his own gas since 2001, or drove for that matter.

  43. Remixznflow Says:

    i will not be purchasing anything from this dude.. i think i MIGHT have chuckled once out of all the videos/recordings i’ve seen/heard

    hope the jets lose this weekend.. i really do the espn propaganda train has already begun its campaign to crown them the giants of ’07…

    i also hope the vikings lose *glares at landlord*

  44. b-ease Says:

    I think Aziz is fucking hilarious, but the Raaaaaaandy spoof docs are better than the special that the above clips are taken from.

    *daps all*

    What up.

  45. landlord Says:

    Couple Classic Mixtapes Up For Download = GOAT nahright lite post

  46. Remixznflow Says:

    Jay-Z prolly haven’t pumped his own gas since 2001, or drove for that matter.

    ^nah there was a pic circulating yesterday of him drivin a jeep wrangler.. LOL

  47. sleep AKA I'M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    Troyvul Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 9:09 am
    *sneezes in hand*

    *Daps everybody*

    ^^^^^^
    niggas like this is why i walk with hand sanitizer

  48. LondonBloke: Internahtional Man of Mystery Says:

    *daps all* smh london.

    ^

    what for lol

  49. landlord Says:

    wearing Wrangler Jeans > drining Jeep Wrangler

  50. Shooter Mcgavin Says:

    Couple Classic Mixtapes Up For Download = GOAT nahright lite post
    ^^^

    yeh my sentiments

  51. LondonBloke: Internahtional Man of Mystery Says:

    Paul chowdry (sp?) > Aziz

    Youtube if you need to

  52. Ghost Writer Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:13 am
    >where are all these goons these rappers speak of when they get shot and robbed

    Goons with guns > Goons

    Anybody can get robbed, anywhere for that matter. If you need goons to roll with you to fill your tank up (n) then you lost………..

    Jay-Z prolly haven’t pumped his own gas since 2001, or drove for that matter.

    ^
    I think Pac only drove on movie sets…I’ve never seen him drive, him and Big…probably never knew how

  53. sleep AKA I'M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    wacky shot, gucci and max b shot, if thats what it takes to get the wack rappers to stfu im cool with it.

  54. landlord Says:

    throughout history, the Vikings have owned the Saints… Reggie Bush returned 2 punts for TDs against them last year and the Vikings STILL beat they asses… and that was with Gus Frerotte at QB… Brett Favre is going home to the Mississippi/Louisiana border to show the local hicks how games are won in January …

  55. Joe 88 Says:

    @b-ease, Ghost & land

    I know you guys write/spit (n) what would ya’ll consider the hardest part of writing a song? Coming up with ideas, staying in one lane, or does it just comes easy to ya’ll?

    I just wanted a lil insite, cause i’ve been writing verses and songs for the past few weeks, and my achilles heel is starting off a verse, like my first line, I swear that shit can take me hours, lol. I’ll have the whole verse written in my head, what i’m gonna say, etc, but it takes me years to think of a opening line.

  56. sleep AKA I'M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    if i was rich i’d still drive a couple times a week. driving is spiritual therapy when theres no traffic

  57. landlord Says:

    sleep AKA I’M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:19 am
    wacky shot, gucci and max b shot, if thats what it takes to get the wack rappers to stfu im cool with it.

    —–

    good point..

    hiphop vigilantes FTW…

  58. Joe 88 Says:

    I think Pac only drove on movie sets…I’ve never seen him drive, him and Big…probably never knew how

    ^true story, pac never really knew how to drive, shock G and the digital underground actually had to teach this nigga how to drive, and this was after he got shot the first time, lol. I don’t think biggie ever drove, like ever in his life. And living in NY he really didn’t need to know how to drive

  59. Ghost Writer Says:

    sleep AKA I’M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:15 am
    Troyvul Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 9:09 am
    *sneezes in hand*

    *Daps everybody*

    ^^^^^^
    niggas like this is why i walk with hand sanitizer

    ^
    No homo but I witnessed something like that this weekend at a gas station…saw dude picked his nose and dapped another guy when he went inside with the same hand…smh (n)

  60. LondonBloke: Internahtional Man of Mystery Says:

    When Uncle Murder said in his Respect The Shooter Mixtape

    “imma learn how to drive, and buy me a range” I lost the miniscule amount of resepect I had for him

    If you over 18 and and you cant drive SMH

    If you over 20 without ever having a licence, do the world a favour and kill yourself

  61. Remixznflow Says:

    # landlord Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 9:20 am

    throughout history, the Vikings have owned the Saints… Reggie Bush returned 2 punts for TDs against them last year and the Vikings STILL beat they asses… and that was with Gus Frerotte at QB… Brett Favre is going home to the Mississippi/Louisiana border to show the local hicks how games are won in January …

    ^i pray to God in heaven you’re wrong…

    because i cant afford another tv… i really cant..

  62. b-ease Says:

    @ joe

    I think coming up with solid concepts is the most difficult part for me. If I’m digging a beat, I can write verses and come up with a pattern/melody for the hook relatively quickly, but they’re often abstract, like, it sounds dope, but it doesnt really mean anything, lol. I’m trying to make my shit more solid (ll), if you know what I mean.

  63. landlord Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    what would ya’ll consider the hardest part of writing a song?

    ——–

    the first 4 bars …

    after the opening bars are set, its relatively easy

  64. b-ease Says:

    if i was rich i’d still drive a couple times a week.

    ^^
    Word. A L and an ill CD on a drive is the closest thing to heaven on Earth after good pussy.

  65. b-ease Says:

    @ land

    Have you seen pics of Christina Hendricks at the Golden Globes on Sunday? She’s a devil, but dammit, shes a sexy one.

  66. LondonBloke: Internahtional Man of Mystery Says:

    To get inspiration on which lane to choose, B-Ri just puts on MOTM and regurgitates

  67. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    Word. A L and an ill CD on a drive is the closest thing to heaven on Earth after good pussy.

    ^ zales.

  68. Joe 88 Says:

    @ b-ease

    I think concepts is one of my biggest attributes, like I come up with concepts for myself and others (I usually don’t tell them tho, lol) If I constantly record with someone i’m cool with, I can vision what type of songs they should make, what topics there good at, etc, so that never really been one of my problems, melodies and rhyme patterns never been too much of a problem for me, except for exhibit nah, i’ve NEVER rap off beat, something about that one beat kinda thru me off, but I wrote my whole verse in prolly a hour since the concept was kinda already built in when I first heard the beat. It’s just coming up with the first line that kills me everytime.

  69. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    christina hendricks Mad men right?

  70. sleep AKA I'M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    LF: i never understood the whole art of dj ‘s scratching records, to me that shit is annoying, just lets the fucking song play.

  71. landlord Says:

    b-ease Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:30 am
    @ land

    Have you seen pics of Christina Hendricks at the Golden Globes on Sunday? She’s a devil, but dammit, shes a sexy one.

    ——–

    word up she is, but i was somewhat dissappointed to find out that her titties are fake … therefore i must take away her title as current #1 snow bunny, and return the crown to its rightful owner, Rachel McAdams …

  72. Joe 88 Says:

    the first 4 bars …

    after the opening bars are set, its relatively easy

    ^Co-sign. I envy niggas (n) that can just start writing w/o putting any serious thought into starting off a rhyme. Them, and guys that can make great hooks. Hooks are almost more important that the verses, you can debate that they actually are more important then the verses since that’s what’s the listener is gonna hear over and over again

  73. Ghost Writer Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:21 am
    @b-ease, Ghost & land

    I know you guys write/spit (n) what would ya’ll consider the hardest part of writing a song? Coming up with ideas, staying in one lane, or does it just comes easy to ya’ll?

    I just wanted a lil insite, cause i’ve been writing verses and songs for the past few weeks, and my achilles heel is starting off a verse, like my first line, I swear that shit can take me hours, lol. I’ll have the whole verse written in my head, what i’m gonna say, etc, but it takes me years to think of a opening line.

    ^
    I face that same problem with trying to come up with the first line…I too have the ideas in my head but the open bar kills me, so I tend to try picture myself freestyling on the radio and just start off with whatever pops in my head (n) sometimes…other times it comes easy (n). But I hate to do songs with no concept so most of my thought go into what to write about and how to stick to that topic…

  74. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    since the concept was kinda already built in when I first heard the beat

    ^isnt this supposed to be the case, shouldn’t the beat dictate the direction?

  75. Joe 88 Says:

    LF: i never understood the whole art of dj ’s scratching records, to me that shit is annoying, just lets the fucking song play.

    ^SMH. A good DJ is hard to come by, a GREAT DJ is one in a million (no aaliyah song) step your party game up

  76. sleep AKA I'M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    me and my boys was talking bout the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history. my favorite is ross on hustling

    who you think you fucking with nigga im the boss

  77. Beezy Says:

    D_Block hits me ever hour on the dot saying “when you restocking snacks nigga you takin’ long”

    (c) !!

  78. b-ease Says:

    but i was somewhat dissappointed to find out that her titties are fake

    ^^
    Oh no.

    Yo, my foundation has just been shattered. I really thought them joints were real. And I’m not fundamentally against fake tits, but the idea that hers were real was what added to their appeal. I’m in literal shock right now.

  79. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    “..So we hail our god King Selassie I Jehovah God Jah Rastafari…who seated in Zion & reign in di hearts…In the hearts of all flesh…whoaaaa…”

    The W >

  80. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    ^isnt this supposed to be the case, shouldn’t the beat dictate the direction?

    ^^^

    Depends…

  81. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    sleep AKA I’M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:36 am
    me and my boys was talking bout the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history. my favorite is ross on hustling

    who you think you fucking with nigga im the boss

    ^ word can’t front Ross’ opening bars comand attention from the rip, same as Ghostface killah and his co-d Rae.

  82. b-ease Says:

    christina hendricks Mad men right?

    ^^
    Yessir.

    To get inspiration on which lane to choose, B-Ri just puts on MOTM and regurgitates

    ^^
    Holy shit. Uppercut landed.

  83. Remixznflow Says:

    Oh no.

    Yo, my foundation has just been shattered. I really thought them joints were real. And I’m not fundamentally against fake tits, but the idea that hers were real was what added to their appeal. I’m in literal shock right now.

    ^#c’monson

    really?.. them titties lookin juicy like that? perfect?.. uh uh.. them tits been fake..

    honestly i think i may have to revoke my not fake titties policy.. its just too common place now..

  84. Beezy Says:

    B-Ri is CuDi Lite

  85. b-ease Says:

    the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history

    ^^
    Check out the rap kingpin/the Black Jesus
    I know a few niggas sniff coke
    It cause seizures

  86. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    but i was somewhat dissappointed to find out that her titties are fake

    ^ had no idea her boobs were fake.

    ——

    Johnathan Osterman Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:39 am
    ^isnt this supposed to be the case, shouldn’t the beat dictate the direction?

    ^^^

    Depends…

    ^ on what?

  87. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    The dude Rick Ross murdered that Angels remix…

    Rick Ross is moving like Wayne circa 2005 right now…

  88. Remixznflow Says:

    me and my boys was talking bout the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history. my favorite is ross on hustling

    who you think you fucking with nigga im the boss

    ^ word can’t front Ross’ opening bars comand attention from the rip, same as Ghostface killah and his co-d Rae.

    ^”when the remies in the system, aint no tellin will i fuck em will i diss em…”

    GOAT opening line… and NO not hov.. BIGGIE….

  89. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    aziz is the future…..

    if you didn’t see him re-do an r. kelly concert on kimmel, you lost.

  90. b-ease Says:

    the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history

    ^^
    First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
    Westside when we ride come equipped with game
    You claim to be a playa
    But I fucked your wife

    Arguably the GOAT opening.

  91. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    b-ease Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:40 am
    the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history

    ^^
    Check out the rap kingpin/the Black Jesus
    I know a few niggas sniff coke
    It cause seizures

    ^ I’m saying….Most his intro’s are >>>

  92. illuminati by nature Says:

    best opening bars for a song: “Verbal Intercourse” or “Quiet Storm”, IMO

    ***daps all***

  93. Joe 88 Says:

    @cold

    The beat can decide which direction you can take a song, but not in all cases, perfect example, the exhibit nah tracks, everyone used the same beat, but none of the exhibit nah freestyles was the same or had the same topic, everyone took it and ran there own direction with it.

    creativity FTW!

  94. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history

    ^^

    today’s agenda?
    got the suitcase up in the sentra
    go to room 112
    tell em blanco sent ya.

  95. b-ease Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:41 am
    aziz is the future

    ^^
    My sentiments as well.

    *daps Nick Papagiorgio*

  96. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    Depends…

    ^ on what?

    ^^^

    how the artist works…some vibe off the beat, some just go into the stu with their book of rhymes and work from the other side of the equation…most artists got their own lil way of doing shit

  97. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history

    ^^
    First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
    Westside when we ride come equipped with game
    You claim to be a playa
    But I fucked your wife

    Arguably the GOAT opening.

    ^^

    you have a point….[ll]

  98. Joe 88 Says:

    I break bread, ribs, hunnit dollar billz >

    Prodigy has the best opening lines ever, there’s no debating this

  99. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    The dude Rick Ross murdered that Angels remix…

    Rick Ross is moving like Wayne circa 2005 right now…

    ^ not sure if I stand alone in the assertion that Ross, is eerie of an earlie Biggie Smalls. But this dudes makes a marraige with the instrumental that is seldom seen.

  100. Remixznflow Says:

    today’s agenda?
    got the suitcase up in the sentra
    go to room 112
    tell em blanco sent ya.

    ^ah yes.. also a contender…

  101. Joe 88 Says:

    First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
    Westside when we ride come equipped with game
    You claim to be a playa
    But I fucked your wife

    Arguably the GOAT opening.

    ^Co-sign

  102. Dewill Says:

    Waddup tho??

    *High-Fives for all*

  103. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    Prodigy has the best opening lines ever, there’s no debating this

    ^^

    P got alot of the illest LINES ever…Period. That bredahs delivery & phrasing was second to no one

    “you all alone in these streets cousin…”

  104. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    how the artist works…some vibe off the beat, some just go into the stu with their book of rhymes and work from the other side of the equation…most artists got their own lil way of doing shit

    ^ I see I said.

  105. Remixznflow Says:

    ^ not sure if I stand alone in the assertion that Ross, is eerie of an earlie Biggie Smalls. But this dudes makes a marraige with the instrumental that is seldom seen.

    ^inkredible that came out monday is arguably the best song of 2010 so far… nah hes not biggie but he can indeed pic an ill instrumental..

  106. Shooter Mcgavin Says:

    First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
    Westside when we ride come equipped with game
    You claim to be a playa
    But I fucked your wife

    Arguably the GOAT opening.
    ^^^^

    I dont reallly listen to much Pac anymore but I have to agree with this

  107. b-ease Says:

    Freedom or jail
    Clips inserted
    A baby being born
    The same time a man is murdered
    The beginning and End

    Nas is ill.

  108. Ghost Writer Says:

    I make your mouthpiece obese like Della Reese

    ^
    GOAT

  109. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    b-ease Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Freedom or jail
    Clips inserted
    A baby being born
    The same time a man is murdered
    The beginning and End

    Nas is ill.

    ^ My Gawd.

  110. sleep AKA I'M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    b-ease Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 9:41 am
    the best opening bars of a song in hip hop history

    ^^
    First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
    Westside when we ride come equipped with game
    You claim to be a playa
    But I fucked your wife

    Arguably the GOAT opening.
    ^^^^^^^

    waves white flag

  111. Joe 88 Says:

    Born thugging
    heartless and mean mugging
    a 16 had the fiends buzzin
    kicking up dust with the older g’s
    I listen to the game that was told to me
    I aint never trust a gat that I couldn’t shoot

    ^Classic opening line. Bet alot of nahggers have no clue who this is

  112. landlord Says:

    Jay Electronica-Exhibit A opening bars are very ill

    ” i spit that.. wonderama shit, me & my and conglomerates,
    shall remain anonymous, caught up in the finer shit,
    get that type of media coverage Obama get,
    spit that Kurt Vonnegut, that blow yo brain Kurt Cobain that Nirvana shit…”

  113. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    that angles remix coulda did without puffy… word.

  114. illuminati by nature Says:

    classic opening bars:

    let’s get ready to rumble, in this corner, we have the funk body snatcher/p funkadelic, and i’ll gat ya/hard enough that i can chew a whole bag of rocks

    planet earth/was my place of birth/born to be sole controller of the universe…

    i’m in jr high with the b plus grades/end of the day, i don’t hit the arcades

    the employeess of the year, yeah we back to work/I took time off while other rappers got jerked/due to the fact they wack and they lack the ingredients

    once upon a time, not long ago/when people wore pajamas and lived life slow/when laws were stern and justice stood/and people were behaving like they ought to, good

    african, very african/come step in brother’s temple see what’s happenin

    time to get/funky, radical, hip as i get to the point/but wait a sec, the teacher will inject the intellect

    stern, firm and young, with the laid back tongue, the aim is to succeed and achieve at 21/just like ringling bros/amaze and astound

  115. Remixznflow Says:

    Biggie had the most commanding opening lines.. its almost like every song he did he focused on making you pay attention from the moment he spoke..

  116. b-ease Says:

    ^Classic opening line. Bet alot of nahggers have no clue who this is

    ^^
    Pac.

  117. Beezy Says:

    i advise you to step son
    before I fuck your moms, make you my stepson

  118. Remixznflow Says:

    # f5f5 nigga reload Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 9:50 am

    that angles remix coulda did without puffy… word.

    ^shoulda just given it to dirty money and ross…

  119. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    that shit you just posted b-ease, Nas managed to sum up Life in 4 lines.

  120. b-ease Says:

    ” i spit that.. wonderama shit, me & my and conglomerates,
    shall remain anonymous, caught up in the finer shit,

    ^^
    That Jay Elec stanza is dope, but I think its disqualified because the first lines are Jay-Zs.

  121. Remixznflow Says:

    well.. if the 7.4 earthquake didnt do it… that 6.1 finished the job.. smh.. just cant catch a break…

  122. Dewill Says:

    that angles remix coulda did without puffy… word.

    ^^^^
    right angles, Acute, or Obtuse

  123. Joe 88 Says:

    razor & the pyrex, plates in the cabinet
    waking up days wishing moms practice absinence

    ^Classic opening line also.

  124. Mag Says:

    Reasons to root against the jets…

    Hate to see a Mexican tie black qb’s in superbowl wins…

    Is a dolphin fan.

    Your team didn’t win a wc spot.

    Is a racist San Diago cop.

    You wear wrangler jeans and kill a interent phenomenon on it’s first week.

  125. b-ease Says:

    that shit you just posted b-ease, Nas managed to sum up Life in 4 lines.

    ^^
    He really did. That nigga is an idiot savant if I’ve ever seen one.

  126. illuminati by nature Says:

    who shot ya?/separate the weak from the obso/lete/hard to creep them brooklyn streets/it’s on nigga, fuck all that bickering beef/i can hear sweat trickling down ya check/your heartbeat sound like sasquatch feet/thundering/shaking the concrete

  127. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    # Remixznflow Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 9:50 am

    Biggie had the most commanding opening lines.. its almost like every song he did he focused on making you pay attention from the moment he spoke..

    ^^^

    the post Ready To Die is contender for GOAT delivery…the dude Biggie was suttin else…

  128. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:51 am
    # f5f5 nigga reload Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 9:50 am

    that angles remix coulda did without puffy… word.

    ^shoulda just given it to dirty money and ross…

    ^ I mean if Ross spazzed the entire track, I prolly would smack my co-worker on GP.

  129. Joe 88 Says:

    i advise you to step son
    before I fuck your moms, make you my stepson

    ^you’ll be calling me dad.

    classic fucking cam.

    @ b-ease

    I knew you would know who said it, lol

  130. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    right angles, Acute, or Obtuse

    ^ lol cute (no homo)

  131. b-ease Says:

    once upon a time, not long ago/when people wore pajamas and lived life slow/when laws were stern and justice stood/and people were behaving like they ought to, good

    ^^
    WORD Ike. The Ruler >>>>

  132. illuminati by nature Says:

    back to catch wreck/all respect, to those who broke their neck to keep they hoes in check/but yo, they sweat a brother majorly/and i don’t know why ya girl keeps pagin me

  133. b-ease Says:

    the post Ready To Die is contender for GOAT delivery

    ^^
    I’m pretty much of the opinion that after the One More Chance remix, BIG never spit a verse or made a song that was less than stellar.

  134. Mag Says:

    Hatians should never ever mention Demonic voo doo shit ever again.

    Dead that whole movement.

  135. Remixznflow Says:

    ^ I mean if Ross spazzed the entire track, I prolly would smack my co-worker on GP.

    ^soon as diddy started singin.. i stopped the video..

  136. illuminati by nature Says:

    b-ease Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:53 am
    once upon a time, not long ago/when people wore pajamas and lived life slow/when laws were stern and justice stood/and people were behaving like they ought to, good

    ^^
    WORD Ike. The Ruler >>>>

    ***too bad he hasn’t made any albums since the 90s, SMH…what a waste…

  137. Remixznflow Says:

    I’m pretty much of the opinion that after the One More Chance remix, BIG never spit a verse or made a song that was less than stellar.

    ^this..

    but im a stan…

  138. illuminati by nature Says:

    I’m your idol/the highest title/numero uno/i’m not a puerto rican but I’m speaking so that you know…

  139. sleep AKA I'M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    nobody is really paying attention to dirty money. after the diddy song with kiesha cole i thought i couldve pulled it of but that angle shit is horrible

  140. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    I’m pretty much of the opinion that after the One More Chance remix, BIG never spit a verse or made a song that was less than stellar.

    ^^

    gospel.

    Once he stopped shouting on tracks, he was gone with the wind

  141. b-ease Says:

    ***too bad he hasn’t made any albums since the 90s, SMH…what a waste…

    ^^
    The greatest hiphop “what if” to me is “what if Slick Rick never went to jail?”. Based on The Great Adventures alone, dude had a more than legitimate shot at GOAT status.

  142. Beezy Says:

    fuck. the. frail shit

  143. illuminati by nature Says:

    Johnathan Osterman Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:57 am
    I’m pretty much of the opinion that after the One More Chance remix, BIG never spit a verse or made a song that was less than stellar.

    ^^

    gospel.

    Once he stopped shouting on tracks, he was gone with the wind

    ***true….he was dope shouting on Party and BS, and Gimme the Loot, though

  144. Joe 88 Says:

    I’m your idol/the highest title/numero uno/i’m not a puerto rican but I’m speaking so that you know…

    ^one of my favorite songs of all times, I think land said it best when he said special ed was the first rapper with a organic flow, his flow was so effortless, he was like the 80′s juelz santana, or atleast to me, lol

    and some of the shit he was rapping about on that song was out of this world, nigga said he owned his own island, and his dog played with a solid gold bone (n)

  145. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    fuck. the. frail shit

    ^^

    oh wow.

    kiss did it better in four fucking words……

  146. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    The dude Rick Ross murdered that Angels remix…

    Rick Ross is moving like Wayne circa 2005 right now…
    ^
    Word

    And i gotta see/hear this dude Aziz….

  147. illuminati by nature Says:

    and some of the shit he was rapping about on that song was out of this world, nigga said he owned his own island, and his dog played with a solid gold bone

    ***LOL…that whole album is ostentatious, but incredible…

  148. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    he was dope shouting on Party and BS, and Gimme the Loot, though

    ^^^

    Yeah, he was…that style was dope too, but the relaxed Big was much iller imo

  149. Joe 88 Says:

    I got faith in the dirty money project, angels is give or take depending on who you ask, but love come down is a straight banger, there’s no denying that, that shit rocks, i’ll start dancing in a court room if that song came on, lol

  150. Remixznflow Says:

    I’m from the streets where the
    hood could swallow a man, bullets’ll follow a man
    There’s so much coke that you could run the slalom

    ^coupled with the track.. this was another ill line…

  151. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    alright stop what ya doin
    cuz i’m about to ruin
    the intricate styles
    that ya used to….

  152. illuminati by nature Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 10:00 am
    alright stop what ya doin
    cuz i’m about to ruin
    the intricate styles
    that ya used to….

    ***I thought it was “image and styles”, probably wrong, but yeah…that entire “Sex Packets” album was dope…”Freaks of the Industry” was my shit…

  153. b-ease Says:

    and some of the shit he was rapping about on that song was out of this world, nigga said he owned his own island, and his dog played with a solid gold bone (n)

    ^^
    Definetly. That song is the defintion of timeless. It was hilarious, but magnificent at the same time, lol.

  154. Dewill Says:

    Yo, now
    You and your nigga shit shaky
    And at the time your heart feel down and broke like Achy Breaky
    Lump in your throat, feel like a trachea, oh dummy
    The pain that’s in your chest done made it’s way
    down to your tummy, you wide open, you start smokin wit ya girl
    She nigga bashin sayin you don’t need em in your world
    Niggaz all dogs? If niggaz all dogs, then what you call broads?
    Felines in heat, meowin for some yawn balls

    Great lines

  155. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    The saga begins…begin war
    I draw first blood be the 1st to set it off
    My cause: tap all jaws, lay down laws
    We taking whats yours, we do juks, rush the doors
    Here come the D’s, time to make breeze and guns toss
    Wid 44′s my team’ll go at your main source..

  156. landlord Says:

    illuminati by nature = icon?

  157. illuminati by nature Says:

    I heard payback’s a motherfukka/nigga/that’s why, I’m sick of getting treated like a goddamned stepchild…

  158. S.I.C.K-EL Says:

    *daps all*

    Notice my presence has been scarce as of late?I think my wifey may have a secret “friend”.After her mom`s died saturday,she left her prepaid phone with me because the battery life was better so she could stay in touch with me while she consoled her family.We haven`t physically spoken since saturday,but we have been texting back and forth on a limited basis.So I notice the phone indicate that a text was received.I`m think it`s wifey,BUT it`s some nigga named “perry” texting my wife”WHAS GOOD”.So I answered back on some boost “WHERE U AT”shit.He answers back “IN MY HOOD N U”.I called the nigga back to interogate the nigga but the phone rang out.Meanwhile my girl is still texting me”I miss you”and all that type shit.So I bit my tongue out of the respect that her mom`s died.I did`nt want to start drama with more important shit going on.So I called the nigga the next day.I asked him did he know/heard of me?He replies “no”So Iasked him did he know “a girl named Angie”The nigga lied and said “maybe somebody is using my phone”and rushed off the phone.This nigga is lying cause his name is clearly in her phone.This means she GAVE the nigga the number.I`ve been with shorty 4 years,we know each others friends and family.Who sent this nigga????LOL

    So now my girl has`nt texted me last night.I`m thinking all types of wild shit.Maybe she`s mourning?OR maybe dude tipped her off so she`s scared to face me?Either way I`m leaning toward bouncing or relegating her back to fuck buddy steez.She`s gonna have to pull off a miracle to explain this shit to me.So we shall see where this goes.I don`t play that secret male friend shit.I`d rather the bitch fuck some random dude than have a secret friend behind my back.I`m not gonna initiate any further contact because I know she`s mourning,yet next time I see her face to face we gonna have to sit at the kitchen table and see what`s good.I`m not seeking any sympathy because in light of what Haiti is going through,this is just typical nigger/bird shit.I have the upper hand in this situation because everything is in my name,and I`m not as emotionally wrapped up into her.She`s the one with MY NAME tatted on that ass.I will always be smashing that in some capacity.So we shall see how it plays out.

  159. Remixznflow Says:

    I got faith in the dirty money project, angels is give or take depending on who you ask, but love come down is a straight banger, there’s no denying that, that shit rocks, i’ll start dancing in a court room if that song came on, lol

    ^dirty money is cool MINUS diddy… and i wont change my opinion on that.. hes just not good for that group.. let those ladies do their thing..

  160. Tong Po Flo Says:

    that angles remix coulda did without puffy… word.

    ^ That exactly what I thought, we that foo started to sing after Ross did his thing I was like wtf is this ish

    Oh and I’m hearbroken about that christina hendricks fake bitties I thought those joints were real and spectacular

  161. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    that entire “Sex Packets” album was dope…

    ^^

    Digital Underground changed my life lol

  162. illuminati by nature Says:

    ^^
    Definetly. That song is the defintion of timeless. It was hilarious, but magnificent at the same time, lol.

    ***was the “Magnificent” drop on purpose? Another dope Special Ed song…

  163. b-ease Says:

    Speaking of shouting on tracks, most of the GOATs had an adjustment period where they went from a more hyper excitable delivery, to more relaxed calm one. BIG, Jay, Cam, 3000, Scarface, and even Rae and Nas to an extent.

    Rakims the only one that dropped fully formed out of the ether.

  164. Dewill Says:

    But she’s back at you like a pit
    mixed with a chihuahua how much meaner can you get?
    Don’t let her have her way with you she’s gonna have a fit
    You’re the candy apple of her eye and bout to get bit
    here’s what you do — you
    grab her by her neck, throw her on the wall
    Say, “Bitch don’t ever disrespect me never not at all”
    These simple words can put a pause to half of the applause
    Them black ball laws of balance at all cost

  165. illuminati by nature Says:

    scriptures (?) to the body, like sawed off shotties/like my hair knotty and my nose piece snotty/fuck a nigga’s hottie/that hoe pussy prolly/burn like the deserts of mohave/f’real/ain’t nothing fraudulent here, we pioneer…

  166. Remixznflow Says:

    @sick

    damn homie…

  167. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    those prank calls on life after death, where they real?

    My downfall.

    I dream filthy my mom and pops mixed me with Jamaican Rum and Whiskey.

  168. illuminati by nature Says:

    somebody told me that this planet was small/we used to live in the same building on the same floor/but never met before

  169. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    wow @ that story, sick…..

  170. b-ease Says:

    I dream filthy my mom and pops mixed me with Jamaican Rum and Whiskey.

    ^^
    WOOOOOOOO!!! That shit is just disgusting.

  171. illuminati by nature Says:

    Biggie’s definitelty the overall goat, when it comes to opening salvos….unfuckwittable..

  172. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    b-ease Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 10:04 am

    Speaking of shouting on tracks, most of the GOATs had an adjustment period where they went from a more hyper excitable delivery, to more relaxed calm one.

    ^^^

    same shit happened to me…had to stp over spitting rhymes & let them just come out..

  173. Beezy Says:

    yo Sick…you shouldve kept that text convo going with dude [||] and got every drop of info you could

    you had dude thinkin you were your chick…

    private eye fail

  174. b-ease Says:

    @ Sick

    Wow. I can’t front, that sounds mad sketchy. Definetly deserving of the “kitchen table talk”.

  175. Remixznflow Says:

    those prank calls on life after death, where they real?

    ^which one?

  176. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    Theres a war going outside no man is safe from…
    You can run but you cant hide forever…

    ^^^

    Illest rhymes that never rhymed

  177. Remixznflow Says:

    yo Sick…you shouldve kept that text convo going with dude [||] and got every drop of info you could

    you had dude thinkin you were your chick…

    private eye fail

    ^this… if you coulda stomached what he might say… cuz you may here exactly what you dont want to…

  178. b-ease Says:

    yo Sick…you shouldve kept that text convo going with dude [||] and got every drop of info you could

    ^^
    Yoooo, I was thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact, that’s where I thought the story was headed.

  179. illuminati by nature Says:

    SICK’s writing style reminds me of Combat Jack, when he used to post on here…

  180. 456 Says:

    Arguably the GOAT opening.
    ^^^^

    I, POPPA FREAKS ALL THE HONEYS
    DUMMIES, PLAYBOY BUNNIES
    THOSE WANTIN MONEY

  181. Shooter Mcgavin Says:

    She`s the one with MY NAME tatted on that ass.I will always be smashing that in some capacity.
    ^^^

    lol

  182. illuminati by nature Says:

    I smoke on the mic, like smokin’ joe frazier, the hellraiser, raising hell with the flavor/terrorize a jam like troops in pakistan/swinging thru ya hood like the neighborhood spider-man

  183. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 10:08 am
    those prank calls on life after death, where they real?

    ^which one?

    on my downfall.

    —————–

    yo S.I.C.K I admit it does sound sketchy, but why whold she give you the phone, knowing her and dude be txtng each other.

  184. Beezy Says:

    Perry: N MY HOOD N U

    Sick disguised as girl: Same. We should meet up. How long has it been since I seen you?

    Perry: FEW WKS. LAST TIME WS GREAT.

    Sick disguised as girl: So what you wanna do if we meet up?

    Perry: SME TING AS ALWYS. FUCK.

    Sick (calling dude): *death threat*

  185. Harlem World Says:

    Yo, I be that young fly fellow, got thorough
    Down for denaro, hit everything in the Triburo
    And I’m the newest member of the Bad Boy team
    And I’mma bring this nigga Puff mad more C.R.E.A.M.

  186. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    “Ha ha ha ha ha! Check out this bizarre
    Rappin style used by me, the B-I-Z
    Emm-A-R-K-I with the E and, you will be agreein
    A brother ain’t a brother unless he is say like G’n”

    ^^^

    Up there with the greatest.

    The Biz, Mark, is, ah goin off..!

    Used to be my favourite shit…

  187. illuminati by nature Says:

    and don’t front:

    when i’m alone in my room/sometimes i stare at the wall/and in the back of my mind, i hear my conscience call (none, lol)

  188. b-ease Says:

    Perry: SME TING AS ALWYS. FUCK.

    ^^
    ROFFLE

  189. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    shout out TJ Swan on GP

  190. Remixznflow Says:

    on my downfall.

    ^lol.. thats diddy…

  191. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    shout out TJ Swan on GP

    ^ you taking it back Rigz…

  192. illuminati by nature Says:

    i done smoked with the best of ‘em, shot at the rest of em/was about a hundred or more, maybe less of ‘em…

  193. landlord Says:

    nothing hurts a man more than the moment he finds out another may have entered his woman’s poon …

  194. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 10:14 am
    on my downfall.

    ^lol.. thats diddy…

    ^ word, how can you be so sure, I remember reading, that biggie was getting a lot of death threats and began recording them.

  195. b-ease Says:

    but why whold she give you the phone, knowing her and dude be txtng each other.

    ^^
    I was thinking the same thing, but considering her mothers death, her mind is probably in a thousand different places, and that shit slipped her mind.

  196. Shooter Mcgavin Says:

    Godzilla bankroll, stones from Sierra Lione

  197. Harlem World Says:

    Fuck……the……frail…..shit.
    Cos when my coke come in
    They gotta use the scales
    That they weigh the whales wit

  198. Joe 88 Says:

    opening lines to wu tang’s “triumph” >

  199. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Beezy >>>>

    winky

  200. b-ease Says:

    landlord Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
    nothing hurts a man more than the moment he finds out another may have entered his woman’s poon …

    ^^
    NOTHING.

  201. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    ok on second thoughts remix you prolly right…

  202. Remixznflow Says:

    yo S.I.C.K I admit it does sound sketchy, but why whold she give you the phone, knowing her and dude be txtng each other.

    ^she might not have thought it all the way through.. but this nigga doesnt know a perry…

    and THATS where the questioning should start…

  203. Beezy Says:

    D_Block_4_Life Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 10:16 am

    Beezy >>>>

    winky

    ^ =)

  204. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    “…Yeah bitch, I fucked your friend, yeah you stink hoe..”

    Maybe the GOAT..

  205. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    landlord Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
    nothing hurts a man more than the moment he finds out another may have entered his woman’s poon

    ^ jesus christ, just the thought, makes a nigga wanna call earl.

  206. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    landlord Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
    nothing hurts a man more than the moment he finds out another may have entered his woman’s poon …

    ^^

    word to WildFlower

  207. Beezy Says:

    Re: Sick

    I doubt dude is fuckin’ the chick on the strength of him not answering the phone when SICK called. He was texting her talking about whats up…then he called dudes phone and no answer. He obviously wasnt really tryin to put that owrk in or hit, otherwise he wouldve answered quick fast.

  208. b-ease Says:

    “…Yeah bitch, I fucked your friend, yeah you stink hoe..”

    Maybe the GOAT..

    ^^
    What makes it even iller is the fact that he cuts off that female emcee with the line, almost like he was talking to her, lol.

  209. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    “…I shoulda smacked you, but the god said CHILLLLLLLLLLL…”

  210. Harlem World Says:

    I speak at frequencies dogs would have trouble hearing
    Canibus is the lyrical version of German engineering
    Raw metaphors keep you high for months
    Fly around the earth twice without refuelin once

  211. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    Harlem World Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 10:19 am
    I speak at frequencies dogs would have trouble hearing
    Canibus is the lyrical version of German engineering
    Raw metaphors keep you high for months
    Fly around the earth twice without refuelin once

    ^ Plug in 5,4,3,…

  212. 456 Says:

    landlord Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 10:15 am
    nothing hurts a man more than the moment he finds out another may have entered his woman’s poon

    ^and the reality is there it’s more than likely. ALL women keep secrets.

  213. illuminati by nature Says:

    in the commission you ask for permission to hit ‘em/he don’t like me? /hit em while wife was with em/you heard of us, the murderers most shady/been on the low lately/feds hate me/the son of satan/they say my killings to blatant/you hesitatin’/i’m in you momma crib waitin/duct taping your fam/destiny lays in my hands/gat lays in my waist/francis m to the iz h phenomenal (sp?)/gun rests under my vest by the abdominal…

  214. illuminati by nature Says:

    they say i can’t rap about being broke no more/they ain’t say i can’t rap about coke no more/slut- u think i won’t choke a whore/til her vocal cords don’t work in her throat no more?

  215. Tong Po Flo Says:

    opening lines to wu tang’s “triumph” >

    ^ co-sign

    *mumbles Inspectah’s bars*

  216. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    yo wildflower is the anthem for niggas that got shitted on by a broad.

    oh shit thats my man! shit! better go talk to him!

    ^ what movie is this from.

    and saying he fucked the broad on a chair with 3 legs, is the comedy break needed through all the ether.

  217. b-ease Says:

    Damn it feels good to see people up on it
    Flipped two kis in two weeks and didnt flaunt it
    My brain is haunted
    With mean dreams
    VS’ with BB’s on it
    Supreme schemes
    To get richer than Ritchie
    Quickly
    Niggas wanna hit me
    If they try me
    Dress my body in linen by Armani
    My lyrical car jack make your brain splat
    High caliber gats is all I fuck with
    Now peep the rough shit…

  218. S.I.C.K-EL Says:

    yo Sick…you shouldve kept that text convo going with dude [||] and got every drop of info you could

    I`m willing to admit that calling the dude was a sucker move,but I was hoping that he would say the classic “don`t ask me ask your bitch”line but he was too shook.He stopped responding to the texts.I hit him with a text that I KNOW fucked his head up.I texted “my man found ur text and number,what did you say to him”That nigga did not respond.lol

    Like I said she`s gonna have to face me sooner or later.All her shit is at my crib and she packed enough shit for one day.She`s a neat freak so she`s gonna need fresh thongs and socks.LOl

    I ain`t gonna lie,I feel that it may still be innocent because the level that me mad my girl are on.We finish each other`s sentences,we are the same zodiac sign,we are both left handed,we both are musical people,we get high together,we are usually unseperable.If she was fucking,she would`ve been withdrwan toward me sexually.I never noticed a change in her behavior.Plus I doubt she would leave me the phone if she thought dude would be calling her dont you think?But in my love life bitches have done stranger/fouler shit to me.

  219. illuminati by nature Says:

    speaking of special ed (none):

    bossip.com/205383/blast-from-the-past-remember-special-ed/

  220. landlord Says:

    me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked, hurt me far worse than the death of my own mother …

    i could tell them niggas had just fucked… the whole room smelled like unfamiliar ass … i chased that old nigga out the crib with an aluminum bat while he struggled to run and pull up his boxers simultaneously… i had broke her momma’s screen door to sneak in the crib, and right after i chased that nigga out, my girl’s older brother came home and was like “who broke the front screen door?, whats going on in here?” … i started crying like a newborn fuckin baby god, while i explained to him what his sister was doing… ill be damned if Son didnt put his arm around me and give me a drive home whilst explaining game to me… real big brother shit … ill never forget that, cause i thought he was gonna fuck me up about his momma screen door …

  221. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    I’m the first nigga that had you watching flicks by Deniro

    ^ lol I’m guilty of using this line of wifey.

  222. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    we are the same zodiac sign,we are both left handed
    ^
    Im out.

  223. Dewill Says:

    @ SICK

    forget all the assuming and callin dude, if u r not as emotionally involved, just do what you said, wait till she get back and have a talk… Chances are he’s just a friend homie, but I put nothing past anyone…Everyone is human..The thing is where do u go from the point if it’s true… It takes a lot to forgive and forget

  224. Remixznflow Says:

    the opening of “the 10 crack commandments” is ILL… forgot all about that..

    i been in this game for years/
    it made me an animal/
    theres RULES to this shit/
    i wrote me a manual…

    jesus…

  225. illuminati by nature Says:

    me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked

    ***LMAO…sorry, land…that scenario is like some shit out of a movie…

  226. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked

    *stops reading8

    *gets popcorn stash*

    *jets to microwave presses 3 minutes*

    *waits*

    ok back to the story.

  227. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked
    ^
    Omg

  228. b-ease Says:

    RE: land’s story

    *fucking dead*

  229. Dewill Says:

    @ Land

    That’s a real nigga story cuz

  230. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    landlord Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 10:26 am

    me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked,

    ^^^

    I cant do it anymore…lol

  231. Shooter Mcgavin Says:

    me catching my very first girlfriend braiding some older nigga’s hair, whilst both them niggas was ass naked
    ^^^

    hoooooooly shit

  232. Remixznflow Says:

    @Landlord

    DAMN… yall niggas have some FUCKED UP experiences.. shit!…

  233. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    i started crying like a newborn fuckin baby god, while i explained to him what his sister was doing… ill be damned if Son didnt put his arm around me and give me a drive home whilst explaining game to me… real big brother shit … ill never forget that, cause i thought he was gonna fuck me up about his momma screen door …
    ^
    I’m out for the day. Y’all know my e-mail.

  234. illuminati by nature Says:

    damn, i gotta leave to go to a meeting in Dahlgren…i have a feeling i’mma miss out on a classic day on nah….

    **takes the “L” train (none)

  235. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 10:29 am
    @Landlord

    DAMN… yall niggas have some FUCKED UP experiences.. shit!…

    ^ shits necessary for growth my nigga, its a right of passage. If you haven’t dealt with this type shit in you life yet…. my god be with you.

  236. Remixznflow Says:

    …that scenario is like some shit out of a movie…

    ^THIS nigga.. GOTDAMN.. like a fuckin movie…

  237. landlord Says:

    you make it to age 34, and youll find life is full of fucked up experiences… but also some great experiences, too … the key to happiness is being able to welcome both bad & good with humility and patience …

  238. illuminati by nature Says:

    landlord Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 10:31 am
    you make it to age 34, and youll find life is full of fucked up experiences… but also some great experiences, too … the key to happiness is being able to welcome both bad & good with humility and patience …

    ***co-sign…pain is the foundation of wisdom (none)

  239. Remixznflow Says:

    ^ shits necessary for growth my nigga, its a right of passage. If you haven’t dealt with this type shit in you life yet…. my god be with you.

    ^nah i been cheated on… i was deployed overseas and when i got home.. my girl had cheated and moved on..

    i didnt have to WALK IN on that shit.. i dont know what i woulda done in the state i was in when i reached american soil again… i was a deranged fucking animal.. not on the strength of me.. but my mind was on some different shit… i think i woulda killed everyone..

    land walked in on that shit.. and not only that.. the chick had a comb in another nigga hair.. like on some nurturing shit..

  240. Shooter Mcgavin Says:

    Straight out the fucking dungeons of rap

    where fake niggas dont make it back

    …I dont know to start this shit….

  241. Tong Po Flo Says:

    Perhaps I was addicted to tha dark side
    Somewhere inside my childhood i missed my heart die
    And even though we both came from the same places
    The money and the fame made us all change places

  242. Dewill Says:

    My Grandpops told me it’s a long journey to findin that one lady who u want to settle down with…might as well fuk as many ladies as u can along the way.

    Grandama told to always have 2-3 other friends to see… In society it’s called cheating and it’s wrong, but GOD doesn’t respect that bond unless it’s marriage…That is all

  243. CZ Says:

    @ Landlord

    Damn, now i’m going down memory lane…chicks can be evil as hell at a young age

  244. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    but GOD doesn’t respect that bond unless it’s marriage…That is all
    ^
    bars

  245. 456 Says:

    I came in the door
    I said it before
    I never let the mic magnetize no more

  246. landlord Says:

    ^
    the chick had a comb in another nigga hair.. like on some nurturing shit..

    ——–

    word… the image of her naked big ass titties resting on the back of that niggas shoulders while she parted that nigga’s hair will haunt me for life …sweartogod …

  247. Remixznflow Says:

    Grandama told to always have 2-3 other friends to see… In society it’s called cheating and it’s wrong, but GOD doesn’t respect that bond unless it’s marriage…That is all

    ^pops told me the same thing…

  248. 456 Says:

    word… the image of her naked big ass titties resting on the back of that niggas shoulders while she parted that nigga’s hair will haunt me for life …sweartogod …

    ^*dead

  249. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    day 3 1/2 of this stomach virus shit. fml

  250. landlord Says:

    them pictures of Tiger Woods (if thats him) leaving the sex addiction clinic look exactly like me… holy shit… damn near same clothes and everything …

    uncanny…

    radaronline.com/photos/image/41079

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  252. A.D. Says:

    *reads lands story*

    *runs across white house lawn in the illest osama attire*

  253. Remixznflow Says:

    so.. im designing a house… i gave it a 3 car garage, huge master bedroom, nice nook/dining room, and livig room… long kitchen … but it feels like im missing something..

    its alot harder than i figured it would be

  254. f5f5 nigga reload Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 10:48 am
    so.. im designing a house… i gave it a 3 car garage, huge master bedroom, nice nook/dining room, and livig room… long kitchen … but it feels like im missing something..

    its alot harder than i figured it would be

    ^ a Man cave is a must these days.

  255. Tong Po Flo Says:

    in the illest osama attire*

    ^ lol in this weather that dont sound like a bad idea

    *logs on to shiekhsRUS.com*

    *cops full length moses-like robes and essential oils*

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