Aziz Ansari’s Night Out With Kanye West

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From his Comedy Central special “Initmate Moments for a Sensual Evening” which is available on DVD right now.

A Night Out With Kanye West

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BONUS: Kanye West vs. Darwish (Aziz’ Cousin)

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There actually is a post on Kanye’s blog called Darwish vs. Kanye West. It links to Aziz’ tumblr. Pretty fucking funny.

Listen to the whole comedy album here.


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59 Responses to “Aziz Ansari’s Night Out With Kanye West”

  1. PastorKerneyThomas Miwacles Says:

    o shit thats who this Aziz dude is??? ya boy from Observe and Report? lol

    FUCK YOU RONNIE!!!!!!

  2. Dewill Says:

    Anybody can be slugged the fuk up[||]
    real and fake…especially if ya goons and goblins aint with u

  3. b-ease Says:

    Aziz’s RKelly bit > Aziz’s Kanye bit

    Not to say the Kanye bit isnt funny, just sayin…

  4. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    How do you go about fucking with torrents? Beezy said that shit was wack…is it like another limewire and shit? Do you get shitloads of virus’ from it?

  5. Wesley Pipes @ BlackPipeLayers.com Says:

    Aziz is rockin that eye of horus on his shirt…….illuminati…….be afraid

  6. DOM IZZO Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Aziz’s RKelly bit > Aziz’s Kanye bit

    Not to say the Kanye bit isnt funny, just sayin…

    ^
    This but for different reasons. I watched him on leno or letterman, forget which one and he said the exact same thing. Fuckin hate when comedians do that shit.

  7. Troyvul Says:

    Sometimes its a dice roll with Torrents, but so is having sex Raw with Various Chicks

  8. Beezy Says:

    D_Block_4_Life Says:

    January 19th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    How do you go about fucking with torrents? Beezy said that shit was wack…is it like another limewire and shit? Do you get shitloads of virus’ from it?

    ^no viruses, its just slow

  9. Wesley Pipes @ BlackPipeLayers.com Says:

    Anybody can be slugged the fuk up[||]
    real and fake…especially if ya goons and goblins aint with u

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    OOOOLLEEEDOOOOIIIITTT!!!!!!!

    “o naw homie i was just rappin tho i dont want no beef bro. Its just a metaphor”

    Im sorry but when a shit talkin wack ass frontin ass rapper gets robbed and his whole image is ima goon and ima thug, its just funny. No shots at Flocka Cocka Flame or Briscoe

  10. Remixznflow Says:

    @D_Block

    no utorrent is almost like media share… torrents are compiled data that can be “unzipped” using utorrent or bittorrent programs.. you download them onto your computer.. unzip the files and use them.. movies and discographies are normally compiled in torrents…

  11. Remixznflow Says:

    ^no viruses, its just slow

    not for me.. it depends on seeders/leechers.. but usually if the video or music you’re lookin for is new.. then it downloads pretty quickly…

  12. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    no utorrent is almost like media share… torrents are compiled data that can be “unzipped” using utorrent or bittorrent programs.. you download them onto your computer.. unzip the files and use them.. movies and discographies are normally compiled in torrents…
    ^
    Ok so how do i DL utorrent…or is it a site? Pardon the ignorance.

  13. Dewill Says:

    OOOOLLEEEDOOOOIIIITTT!!!!!!!

    “o naw homie i was just rappin tho i dont want no beef bro. Its just a metaphor”

    Im sorry but when a shit talkin wack ass frontin ass rapper gets robbed and his whole image is ima goon and ima thug, its just funny. No shots at Flocka Cocka Flame or Briscoe

    ^^^^
    True… LMAO

  14. NovemberEnd Says:

    # D_Block_4_Life Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    How do you go about fucking with torrents? Beezy said that shit was wack…is it like another limewire and shit? Do you get shitloads of virus’ from it?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    you can’t get any viruses or trojan horses…but you can download fake torrent …e.i. Rar files that have no password or video files that direct to websites to finish a survey which mean that file is a fake …but any decent torrent site usually removes those when someone reports torrent as a fake…read the comments to avoid those types of things

  15. a tribe called quest Says:

    hilarious

  16. Jz Says:

    >> nah they took it down though…it was only up for a little bit

    ——————

    it figures, which is why i asked for a link (comment directed toward the dummy named b-ease)

  17. b-ease Says:

    watched him on leno or letterman, forget which one and he said the exact same thing. Fuckin hate when comedians do that shit.

    ^^
    Yea, I heard he did the ‘Ye bit on Letterman…last summer, smh. And he did the Kellz bit on Kimmel like last week. That was too funny to be mad at tho.

  18. Beezy Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    January 19th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    ^no viruses, its just slow

    not for me.. it depends on seeders/leechers.. but usually if the video or music you’re lookin for is new.. then it downloads pretty quickly…

    ^i download whole movies…so it takes awhile

    im definitely a torrent novice though. I only use it for really hard to find shit.

  19. john brown Says:

    hahahahahahahahahaa “YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE JAY”

  20. Troyvul Says:

    A Good Site is Torrentz.com

    Which Searches all the Search Engines which supply torrents

  21. Troyvul Says:

    piratebay.org is pretty good

  22. MK47 Says:

    This but for different reasons. I watched him on leno or letterman, forget which one and he said the exact same thing. Fuckin hate when comedians do that shit.

    ^^Yeah. You know what else I hate? When musicians play songs they’ve played before. Don’t they know we’re entitled to brand new material every single time we see them?

  23. DOM IZZO Says:

    # D_Block_4_Life Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    no utorrent is almost like media share… torrents are compiled data that can be “unzipped” using utorrent or bittorrent programs.. you download them onto your computer.. unzip the files and use them.. movies and discographies are normally compiled in torrents…
    ^
    Ok so how do i DL utorrent…or is it a site? Pardon the ignorance.

    ^

    I use a program called Vuze. Then i go to a torrents website isohunt.com to find the movies, cds, or whatever your looking for.

  24. NovemberEnd Says:

    # D_Block_4_Life Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    no utorrent is almost like media share… torrents are compiled data that can be “unzipped” using utorrent or bittorrent programs.. you download them onto your computer.. unzip the files and use them.. movies and discographies are normally compiled in torrents…
    ^
    Ok so how do i DL utorrent…or is it a site? Pardon the ignorance.
    ^^^^^^^^
    utorrent dot com …lol …download section, install, go to a torrent site … isohunt or piratebay etc …google for more sites

  25. Dewill Says:

    Shots fired in b-ease vicinity!!!!

    but the gat on the belt on the hip..

  26. Zee! Says:

    DEAD @ “mercenary position”. DAMN HOMIE

  27. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Good looks

  28. Remixznflow Says:

    ill tell you what.. if you get an rar fill you’re probably just not opening it right.. you need something like winzip to open the rar file.. trust me those load faster anyway…

    also: what novemberend said in the info above… dont wanna get in trouble lol…

  29. AmpGeez a.k.a Exhibit Geez Says:

    OOOOLLEEEDOOOOIIIITTT!!!!!!!

    “o naw homie i was just rappin tho i dont want no beef bro. Its just a metaphor”
    ======================
    ROFL!

  30. Beezy Says:

    Jz Says:

    January 19th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    >> nah they took it down though…it was only up for a little bit

    ——————

    it figures, which is why i asked for a link (comment directed toward the dummy named b-ease)

    ^I posted a link to an article about the takedown that was in the Boston Phoenix.

    I haerd about it on the radio.

  31. Remixznflow Says:

    this dude has not made me emit ONE chuckle yet.. hes just loud..

  32. On My Black Man in the future shit Says:

    Luda’s from the Chi, not ATL. That’s why he doesn’t sound like a slave when he raps.

    ^hilarity…this place is a circus!

  33. Chris Cash Says:

    Yeah piratebay is the best i got Logic 8 and reason 4 off that but yeah it may take a hr or 2, but thats nothing compared to $500

  34. AmpGeez a.k.a Exhibit Geez Says:

    im definitely a torrent novice though. I only use it for really hard to find shit.
    =============================================
    I’m about to watch one of the few John Woo flicks I never saw, Bullet In The Head.

    Thanks BTJunkie!

  35. CZ Says:

    Luda’s from the Chi, not ATL. That’s why he doesn’t sound like a slave when he raps.

    ^
    Shots fired/Whips cracked

  36. nation Says:

    can everyone check if the stream works for them? it only played 4 seconds for me

  37. Remixznflow Says:

    im definitely a torrent novice though. I only use it for really hard to find shit.
    =============================================
    I’m about to watch one of the few John Woo flicks I never saw, Bullet In The Head.

    Thanks BTJunkie!

    ^i just downloaded everything miles davis has EVER done.. FTW!

  38. Remixznflow Says:

    # nation Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    can everyone check if the stream works for them? it only played 4 seconds for me

    ^it didnt work for me at all nation

    i just went to the link you posted… said file not found

  39. On My Black Man in the future shit Says:

    LP: Whoever was tombout the nakedness (yeah, I know, slang FAIL) of Wal Mart gear is not lying. They REALLY came up. I been tempted many times…

  40. Beezy Says:

    nate both streams are working fine for me

  41. NovemberEnd Says:

    # nation Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    can everyone check if the stream works for them? it only played 4 seconds for me
    ^^^^
    its working for Firefox…#shrugs

  42. a tribe called quest Says:

    the kanye night works fine

  43. DOM IZZO Says:

    Streams workin fine

  44. longh0rn Says:

    http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/150054037/?tab=summary

    hdtv of his special

  45. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    sheep gives birth to half human

  46. Beezy Says:

    D_Block_4_Life Says:

    January 19th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    sheep gives birth to half human

    ^headline the day you were born?

  47. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Act II is up at 2dopeboyz btw

  48. nation Says:

    thx guys

  49. Remixznflow Says:

    # D_Block_4_Life Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    sheep gives birth to half human

    ^stopit

  50. AmpGeez a.k.a Exhibit Geez Says:

    Torrents are great for discographies. I grabbed a buncha shit I never heard before that way.

  51. b-ease Says:

    D_Block_4_Life Says:

    January 19th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    sheep gives birth to half human

    ^^
    lmao, smh, ewwww, and a bunch of other shit.

  52. Remixznflow Says:

    # D_Block_4_Life Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Act II is up at 2dopeboyz btw

    ^
    i hope you choke.. on a kitkat no less…

  53. Beezy Says:

    D_Block_4_Life Says:

    January 19th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Act II is up at 2dopeboyz btw

    ^lies

  54. b-ease Says:

    Shots fired in b-ease vicinity!!!!

    but the gat on the belt on the hip..

    ^^
    LOL, naw that was Nerf shit. “Dummy”?? They may offend Lamont, but not me.

  55. G7 Says:

    >>Act II is up at 2dopeboyz btw

    ^*laughs*, *retreats back to lurking*

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    The R. Kelly Shit Was Funnier…..I Said Robert, I Said Mothafuckin Robert.

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  58. syaS Says:

    RAAAAAAAANDY!

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