… nigga please… there’s no skill involved in getting pussy at all (never for me and many others, anyway)… the skills should be applied WHILST immersed in the pussy, not beforehand … LOL @ niggas thinking there is some “skill” involved in something that occurs easily through force of nature … at least for most humans it does… now, i overstand if you an unattractive cornball, and need some other skill-set or effort to get a woman’s romantic attention… in that case, do you Fam …
every street hooker I’ve ever seen has been a toothless crackhead
in AC they are slightly better, but I just assume they are AIDS infested.
I actually saw a couple decent looking ones in Honolulu in 2006, and was mad tempted. They were dressed really well, but also quite slutty. They followed me in to my hotel bar and propositioned me, but they wanted somewhere in the neighborhood of $400.
be serious nigga….you’ve seen an attractive street hooker before?
^
there few and far between but every now and then youll see one…but most of the time you wouldnt kno their street hookers or theyre dumb and just sluts who get no cake off it…think about all the girls youve known that are smuts (i mean at least 10-20 under their waist belt) and notice how theyre usually broke….hookin it up could pay those bills
I like to go for quality over quantity when it comes to pussy. What good is smashing som’n you’d be scared to be seen out with? My cousin is 29 and he claims he smashed over 89 bitches…. he needs more people… Even worse is out of all the broads I know he’s smashed, its only two of them that I envy him for. thats a low ratio 2/15…
Tracy Morgan is EASILY top 3, most corniest overrated black “comedian” of all time … that nigga is rarely, if ever, funny… he’s occasionally funny as a talk show guest when he is more spontaneous and off the top … but this nigga aint never been funny during no scripted shit … not even as hustle man … and “First Sunday” was a DVD formatted weed-plate ….
LF: One night me and a few of my homies was coming from the after hour spot, matter of fact, this was on halloween last year (after I got into it with the white boy (n) remember that story? lol) anyway we’re riding home and the girl in the car said “pull over, pull over now, ya’ll niggas wont belive this” so we pull over and it’s a broad (or so we thought at first) standing on the corner, and the chick in the car was like “michael” (forgot his name) and the girl/boy ran out of his heels, they get to wrapping it up, but before he got to the car, she told us that was a dude that she went to middle school with.
Afterwards she told us that nigga been out there sucking niggas off for years and no one found out she was a he, that’s another reason why i’m skeptical about street hookers, cause if I find out it’s a man dressed as a women BEFORE I do anything I might just kill that nig, real talk.
Even if a nigga dressed as a women even attempted to talk to me, I might buss his head (n) my homies throw bottles at cross dressers don’t matter where we’re at, wal-mart, burger king, a funeral, don’t matter.
moral of the story is, fuck buying pussy, atleast on the regular
October 14th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Tracy Morgan is EASILY top 3, most corniest overrated black “comedian” of all time … that nigga is rarely, if ever, funny… he’s occasionally funny as a talk show guest when he is more spontaneous and off the top … but this nigga aint never been funny during no scripted shit
Tracy Morgan is EASILY top 3, most corniest overrated black “comedian” of all time … that nigga is rarely, if ever, funny… he’s occasionally funny as a talk show guest when he is more spontaneous and off the top … but this nigga aint never been funny during no scripted shit … not even as hustle man … and “First Sunday” was a DVD formatted weed-plate ….
LF: One night me and a few of my homies was coming from the after hour spot, matter of fact, this was on halloween last year (after I got into it with the white boy (n) remember that story? lol) anyway we’re riding home and the girl in the car said “pull over, pull over now, ya’ll niggas wont belive this” so we pull over and it’s a broad (or so we thought at first) standing on the corner, and the chick in the car was like “michael” (forgot his name) and the girl/boy ran out of his heels, they get to wrapping it up, but before he got to the car, she told us that was a dude that she went to middle school with.
Afterwards she told us that nigga been out there sucking niggas off for years and no one found out she was a he, that’s another reason why i’m skeptical about street hookers, cause if I find out it’s a man dressed as a women BEFORE I do anything I might just kill that nig, real talk.
Even if a nigga dressed as a women even attempted to talk to me, I might buss his head (n) my homies throw bottles at cross dressers don’t matter where we’re at, wal-mart, burger king, a funeral, don’t matter.
moral of the story is, fuck buying pussy, atleast on the regular
^
This is 100% true…my brothers wife knows this guy/girl who does the same thing and we usually fuck wit ppl when they come over and show them pics of him/her and 9 times out of 10 niggas say and i quote “Damn That Bitch Is Bad”…Sweatogod
Tracy Morgan is EASILY top 3, most corniest overrated black “comedian” of all time … that nigga is rarely, if ever, funny… he’s occasionally funny as a talk show guest when he is more spontaneous and off the top … but this nigga aint never been funny during no scripted shit … not even as hustle man … and “First Sunday” was a DVD formatted weed-plate ….
I like to go for quality over quantity when it comes to pussy. What good is smashing som’n you’d be scared to be seen out with? My cousin is 29 and he claims he smashed over 89 bitches…. he needs more people…
^No-sign, I can say that i’m up there in the numbers, it’s not hard to smash bitches, but to be honest, the ratio is about 3 to 1. 3 being the ugly ones, one being the above average ones, but imo, that’s not bad
I don’t belive these niggas when they say they only hit dimes and say they’ve fucked over 50+ bitches, it aint that many dimes in your age bracket to say you only hit dimes and your above 50 on the stat sheet, nigga stop lying
shout out to my nigga that only fucked 10 bitches in his life, ole “i’m saving myself for the right one” looking ass nigga
i’m skeptical about street hookers, cause if I find out it’s a man dressed as a women BEFORE I do anything I might just kill that nig, real talk.
^^
I can dig it. I’ve never paid for street hooker before though. Just saying that if you do, it doesnt necessarily make you a lame. Escorts FTW. I like my horrible sluts classy.
WOW..yea thats pretty much the reason why I dont f with street poon..the gender or if they undercover. The only time I pay for puss is when I smash and then take them out to eat later or vice versa
I don’t belive these niggas when they say they only hit dimes and say they’ve fucked over 50+ bitches,
^^
Truth.org (cOLD)
If you’ve smashed over ten broads, at least two were sub par. And three or four were probably just slightly above average. And I’m a handsome nigga, no homo. But that’s just the way it goes.
if your street hooker looks the least bit suspect, ask to see that pussy first… sheeeit… you should be doing that ANYWAY to make sure that bitch aint no cop …
SMH @ niggas that dont know how to properly shop for street pussy …
simply say: “show me some pussy first, you could be 5-0″…
… a real pro-ho knows the routine and will flash that shit before any financial discussions jump off … if she dont, she a cop or a faggot …. tell that bitch to step off …
* looks at b-ease*
* shakes head [n] disappointedly*
^^
In most cases, yea. But like I said, there’s a strip on Baltimore St where this is not the case. It’s like an oasis in the desert. And once again, I didnt say I’m smashing street hookers, I’d said smashing one doesnt automatically make you lame if under 25.
u would b suprised the amount of chicks that is sellin pussy now days, the nice wholesum college girl u met at the club last week, if u tell her the right $ amount u will be smashin..
Nigga I smash dueces on the regular.You can’t lose.They always answer the phone,they let you do whatever you want to them,they don’t have egos,the pussy is usually underused and always wet,and they give you zero attitude for fear you might not call them no more.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:09 am
THE Yung Hustle??
October 14th, 2009 at 11:09 am
we’re brothers
we’re happy
and we’re singing
and we’re colooored
give me a high five!
October 14th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Dipset West
^
Get a new name. These lames dont deserve to use it
RIP Dipset
October 14th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Rey says
no skill involved in paying for pussy…
————–
… nigga please… there’s no skill involved in getting pussy at all (never for me and many others, anyway)… the skills should be applied WHILST immersed in the pussy, not beforehand … LOL @ niggas thinking there is some “skill” involved in something that occurs easily through force of nature … at least for most humans it does… now, i overstand if you an unattractive cornball, and need some other skill-set or effort to get a woman’s romantic attention… in that case, do you Fam …
October 14th, 2009 at 11:10 am
The Killer Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:01 am
What if your the escort, then do the slags count?
^^
Not only would they count, but its a triple score, like pussy Scrabble.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:10 am
every street hooker I’ve ever seen has been a toothless crackhead
in AC they are slightly better, but I just assume they are AIDS infested.
I actually saw a couple decent looking ones in Honolulu in 2006, and was mad tempted. They were dressed really well, but also quite slutty. They followed me in to my hotel bar and propositioned me, but they wanted somewhere in the neighborhood of $400.
I told them to be on their way.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:11 am
b-ease Says:
^^
Not only would they count, but its a triple score, like pussy Scrabble.
^gem
October 14th, 2009 at 11:11 am
be serious nigga….you’ve seen an attractive street hooker before?
^
there few and far between but every now and then youll see one…but most of the time you wouldnt kno their street hookers or theyre dumb and just sluts who get no cake off it…think about all the girls youve known that are smuts (i mean at least 10-20 under their waist belt) and notice how theyre usually broke….hookin it up could pay those bills
October 14th, 2009 at 11:11 am
I like to go for quality over quantity when it comes to pussy. What good is smashing som’n you’d be scared to be seen out with? My cousin is 29 and he claims he smashed over 89 bitches…. he needs more people… Even worse is out of all the broads I know he’s smashed, its only two of them that I envy him for. thats a low ratio 2/15…
October 14th, 2009 at 11:11 am
now, i overstand if you an unattractive cornball, and need some other skill-set or effort to get a woman’s romantic attention
^damn this is hilarious for real
October 14th, 2009 at 11:12 am
How many white girls except her have you seen with her credentials?
^^
Enought to know that she’s a full blooded European. Trust me.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:12 am
in something that occurs easily through force of nature … at least for most humans it does…
^
I agree with your argument for the opposition of paying for it.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Enought to know that she’s a full blooded European. Trust me.
^
Ill take your word for it but if she had some secret brazilian in her blood i would not be suprised *daps*
October 14th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Tracy Morgan is EASILY top 3, most corniest overrated black “comedian” of all time … that nigga is rarely, if ever, funny… he’s occasionally funny as a talk show guest when he is more spontaneous and off the top … but this nigga aint never been funny during no scripted shit … not even as hustle man … and “First Sunday” was a DVD formatted weed-plate ….
October 14th, 2009 at 11:13 am
LF: One night me and a few of my homies was coming from the after hour spot, matter of fact, this was on halloween last year (after I got into it with the white boy (n) remember that story? lol) anyway we’re riding home and the girl in the car said “pull over, pull over now, ya’ll niggas wont belive this” so we pull over and it’s a broad (or so we thought at first) standing on the corner, and the chick in the car was like “michael” (forgot his name) and the girl/boy ran out of his heels, they get to wrapping it up, but before he got to the car, she told us that was a dude that she went to middle school with.
Afterwards she told us that nigga been out there sucking niggas off for years and no one found out she was a he, that’s another reason why i’m skeptical about street hookers, cause if I find out it’s a man dressed as a women BEFORE I do anything I might just kill that nig, real talk.
Even if a nigga dressed as a women even attempted to talk to me, I might buss his head (n) my homies throw bottles at cross dressers don’t matter where we’re at, wal-mart, burger king, a funeral, don’t matter.
moral of the story is, fuck buying pussy, atleast on the regular
October 14th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Hell Rell LOOK like the kinda nigga who pays for pussy frequently (nh)
October 14th, 2009 at 11:14 am
______________newJACK_H.U.S.T.L.E.R_hustler
October 14th, 2009 at 11:14 am
ive never paid for pussy…tho i did tip heavily to be jacked off at an asian massage parlor
bitch spoke very little english, and was 18 at most…which some of you may know is my weakness
October 14th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Beezy Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:10 am
every street hooker I’ve ever seen has been a toothless crackhead
———-
pretty much …
October 14th, 2009 at 11:14 am
landLORD Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Tracy Morgan is EASILY top 3, most corniest overrated black “comedian” of all time … that nigga is rarely, if ever, funny… he’s occasionally funny as a talk show guest when he is more spontaneous and off the top … but this nigga aint never been funny during no scripted shit
^^^
yup
October 14th, 2009 at 11:15 am
my homies throw bottles at cross dressers don’t matter where we’re at, wal-mart, burger king, a funeral, don’t matter.
^gem
October 14th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Tracy Morgan is EASILY top 3, most corniest overrated black “comedian” of all time … that nigga is rarely, if ever, funny… he’s occasionally funny as a talk show guest when he is more spontaneous and off the top … but this nigga aint never been funny during no scripted shit … not even as hustle man … and “First Sunday” was a DVD formatted weed-plate ….
^
you dead wrong (c) chris wallace
October 14th, 2009 at 11:16 am
LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Hell Rell LOOK like the kinda nigga who pays for pussy frequently (nh)
———-
Hell Rell look like the kinda nigga that girls pay HIM, not to ask for no pussy …
October 14th, 2009 at 11:16 am
landLORD Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Beezy Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:10 am
every street hooker I’ve ever seen has been a toothless crackhead
———-
pretty much …
^
Oh so it is the same in the US as the UK
* looks at b-ease*
* shakes head [n] disappointedly*
October 14th, 2009 at 11:16 am
LF: One night me and a few of my homies was coming from the after hour spot, matter of fact, this was on halloween last year (after I got into it with the white boy (n) remember that story? lol) anyway we’re riding home and the girl in the car said “pull over, pull over now, ya’ll niggas wont belive this” so we pull over and it’s a broad (or so we thought at first) standing on the corner, and the chick in the car was like “michael” (forgot his name) and the girl/boy ran out of his heels, they get to wrapping it up, but before he got to the car, she told us that was a dude that she went to middle school with.
Afterwards she told us that nigga been out there sucking niggas off for years and no one found out she was a he, that’s another reason why i’m skeptical about street hookers, cause if I find out it’s a man dressed as a women BEFORE I do anything I might just kill that nig, real talk.
Even if a nigga dressed as a women even attempted to talk to me, I might buss his head (n) my homies throw bottles at cross dressers don’t matter where we’re at, wal-mart, burger king, a funeral, don’t matter.
moral of the story is, fuck buying pussy, atleast on the regular
^
This is 100% true…my brothers wife knows this guy/girl who does the same thing and we usually fuck wit ppl when they come over and show them pics of him/her and 9 times out of 10 niggas say and i quote “Damn That Bitch Is Bad”…Sweatogod
October 14th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Don’t ask permission ask forgiveness
The GOAT
^^
What did Nas say this on?
October 14th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Tracy Morgan is EASILY top 3, most corniest overrated black “comedian” of all time … that nigga is rarely, if ever, funny… he’s occasionally funny as a talk show guest when he is more spontaneous and off the top … but this nigga aint never been funny during no scripted shit … not even as hustle man … and “First Sunday” was a DVD formatted weed-plate ….
^^
I think he’s fucking hilarious on 30 Rock.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:17 am
ive never paid for pussy…tho i did tip heavily to be jacked off at an asian massage parlor
bitch spoke very little english, and was 18 at most…which some of you may know is my weakness
^
ROFL
October 14th, 2009 at 11:17 am
I like to go for quality over quantity when it comes to pussy. What good is smashing som’n you’d be scared to be seen out with? My cousin is 29 and he claims he smashed over 89 bitches…. he needs more people…
^No-sign, I can say that i’m up there in the numbers, it’s not hard to smash bitches, but to be honest, the ratio is about 3 to 1. 3 being the ugly ones, one being the above average ones, but imo, that’s not bad
I don’t belive these niggas when they say they only hit dimes and say they’ve fucked over 50+ bitches, it aint that many dimes in your age bracket to say you only hit dimes and your above 50 on the stat sheet, nigga stop lying
shout out to my nigga that only fucked 10 bitches in his life, ole “i’m saving myself for the right one” looking ass nigga
October 14th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Hell Rell look like the kinda nigga that girls pay HIM, not to ask for no pussy …
^
*Slits Leg Vains*
October 14th, 2009 at 11:17 am
bitch spoke very little english, and was 15 at most
fixed
October 14th, 2009 at 11:18 am
i’m skeptical about street hookers, cause if I find out it’s a man dressed as a women BEFORE I do anything I might just kill that nig, real talk.
^^
I can dig it. I’ve never paid for street hooker before though. Just saying that if you do, it doesnt necessarily make you a lame. Escorts FTW. I like my horrible sluts classy.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:19 am
*daps real truth*
October 14th, 2009 at 11:19 am
*daps the room*
Ain’t nothing corny about Tracy Morgan.That’s the nigga in the crew that niggas couldn’t wait til he came outside to start bugging the fuck out.Word.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Ain’t nothing corny about Tracy Morgan.That’s the nigga in the crew that niggas couldn’t wait til he came outside to start bugging the fuck out.Word.
^
Hes funny sometimes
“He’s Looking At Me?”
“Who?”
“White Jesus”
October 14th, 2009 at 11:20 am
WOW..yea thats pretty much the reason why I dont f with street poon..the gender or if they undercover. The only time I pay for puss is when I smash and then take them out to eat later or vice versa
October 14th, 2009 at 11:20 am
I don’t belive these niggas when they say they only hit dimes and say they’ve fucked over 50+ bitches,
^^
Truth.org (cOLD)
If you’ve smashed over ten broads, at least two were sub par. And three or four were probably just slightly above average. And I’m a handsome nigga, no homo. But that’s just the way it goes.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:20 am
my homies throw bottles at cross dressers don’t matter where we’re at, wal-mart, burger king, a funeral, don’t matter.
^gem
^
AH man…lmao
October 14th, 2009 at 11:21 am
let a nigga like me get into cambodia where the hookers are kidnapped at like 16 and are practically virgins
sheeeiittttttt
October 14th, 2009 at 11:21 am
and then take them out to eat later or vice versa
^
in my books, indirect payment = acceptible. Although it should be kept to a minimum whenever possible
October 14th, 2009 at 11:22 am
if your street hooker looks the least bit suspect, ask to see that pussy first… sheeeit… you should be doing that ANYWAY to make sure that bitch aint no cop …
SMH @ niggas that dont know how to properly shop for street pussy …
simply say: “show me some pussy first, you could be 5-0″…
… a real pro-ho knows the routine and will flash that shit before any financial discussions jump off … if she dont, she a cop or a faggot …. tell that bitch to step off …
October 14th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Oh so it is the same in the US as the UK
* looks at b-ease*
* shakes head [n] disappointedly*
^^
In most cases, yea. But like I said, there’s a strip on Baltimore St where this is not the case. It’s like an oasis in the desert. And once again, I didnt say I’m smashing street hookers, I’d said smashing one doesnt automatically make you lame if under 25.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:23 am
u would b suprised the amount of chicks that is sellin pussy now days, the nice wholesum college girl u met at the club last week, if u tell her the right $ amount u will be smashin..
October 14th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Nigga I smash dueces on the regular.You can’t lose.They always answer the phone,they let you do whatever you want to them,they don’t have egos,the pussy is usually underused and always wet,and they give you zero attitude for fear you might not call them no more.
DUECES,FTW!