Not to be confused with the actual “Hustler’s Prayer” song and video.
Posted by eskay
on Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 at 11:26 am
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Music Video, Video
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October 14th, 2009 at 11:28 am
*still laughing at “Dipset West”*
October 14th, 2009 at 11:28 am
The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:26 am
fun fact: Glen Beck converted to mormonism
^^
Please tell me you’re serious…
October 14th, 2009 at 11:29 am
SMH @ niggas that dont know how to properly shop for street pussy …
simply say: “show me some pussy first, you could be 5-0″…
… a real pro-ho knows the routine and will flash that shit before any financial discussions jump off … if she dont, she a cop or a faggot …. tell that bitch to step off …
^
Yep, it’s 11:29 and I’m weeping at my cubicle.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Tricking is tricking. If you take a bitch to Ruth Chris for a $200 dinner, and I pay $60 for the bad stripper, you’re the lame, not me.
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This…Unless I Win The Lotto or this girl is famous or an 11 on the richter scale fancy restaurants is like jail…something youll probably never see me in
October 14th, 2009 at 11:30 am
what’s a week-3 week wait?
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Yo, you bring up another good subject Joe.
How long do you wait to smash a regular woman?
My older peeps always taught me no longer than two weeks, and experience has proven this to be true.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Please tell me you’re serious…
^
deadly
“An Unlikely Mormon, The Conversion Story of Glenn Beck Deseret Book, 2008 (Audio CD)”
October 14th, 2009 at 11:31 am
Nigga I smash dueces on the regular.You can’t lose.They always answer the phone,they let you do whatever you want to them,they don’t have egos,the pussy is usually underused and always wet,and they give you zero attitude for fear you might not call them no more.
DUECES,FTW!
October 14th, 2009 at 11:31 am
See, now you’re headed into Hypocrite Land.
Tricking is tricking. If you take a bitch to Ruth Chris for a $200 dinner, and I pay $60 for the bad stripper, you’re the lame, not me.
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See (edit): Although it should always be kept to a minimum.
Paying over $50 for someone you know is only a smash is an automatic FAIL.
But i agree it is hypocritical. Thats why im not saying paying to smash is terrible. Jus dont count it. Same goes if u telling the bitch u love her to smash. Yeah you did it, but dont count it IMO
October 14th, 2009 at 11:31 am
simply say: “show me some pussy first, you could be 5-0″
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Yep, still laughing my ass off (ll)…
October 14th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Tricking is tricking. If you take a bitch to Ruth Chris for a $200 dinner, and I pay $60 for the bad stripper, you’re the lame, not me.
^
This…Unless I Win The Lotto or this girl is famous or an 11 on the richter scale fancy restaurants is like jail…something youll probably never see me in
^Can’t totally agree with this, if you take a bitch to ruth chris, 9 times out of 10 you don’t have to take her there everytime you tryna fuck, she’ll get use to tv dinners and blockbuster nights, while only way your gonna smash is if you pay. that 200 was a investment, that 60 was charity
But I do understand your logic
October 14th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Joe 88 Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:25 am
lol @ land being a professional john (n) this nigga knows the ropes of buying pussy.
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LOL… not a professional john… but in my Mid-West era in the late 90′s, money was abundant, i was without woman or child, and yes i bought me some pussy on occasion … may have even advised a couple chicks on how to sell theirs … but thats neither here nor there …
*does BabyDoll shrug in a masculine fashion*
October 14th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Can’t totally agree with this, if you take a bitch to ruth chris, 9 times out of 10 you don’t have to take her there everytime you tryna fuck, she’ll get use to tv dinners and blockbuster nights, while only way your gonna smash a escortis if you pay. that 200 was a investment, that 60 was charity
But I do understand your logic
*fixed*
October 14th, 2009 at 11:32 am
yo Chris Hanson is one of the funniest niggas on teevee.
the way the female dips out and dude is sitting there all geeked and then Chris Hanson just come from behind the curtain like “what’s up?”
October 14th, 2009 at 11:32 am
How long do you wait to smash a regular woman?
^
Sad Fact: We have no control in when we smash a women…its completely up to her
October 14th, 2009 at 11:34 am
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October 14th, 2009 at 11:34 am
*daps land*
I aint mad at cha (c) lesane.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:35 am
may have even advised a couple chicks on how to sell theirs
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* dead*
Land the pimp. it explains the Fedora tho lol
* no shots*
October 14th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Beezy: (drops head in shame, extends arms with wrists together in anticipation of handcuffs)
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Yeah fucking right. You’d be copping pleas like every other perv on there…
Beezy : Well sir, I actually work at a halfway house and we use this method to get trouble young girls off the street.
Chris Hansen : But this transcript says you wanted to insert your whole fist into her anal orifice, and you have a bag in your hand with a economy sized bottle of lubricant.
Beezy : Am I under arrest sir?
Chris Hansen : No.
*Beezy runs outside, gets shit beat out of him*
October 14th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Their use to be this tranny that worked at the mall I use to work at part-time. He/she had a phat ass though. I would look cause it was there, but I didnt get turned on cause it was a guy
October 14th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Sad Fact: We have no control in when we smash a women…its completely up to her
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False: See Rape
nah j/k seriously tho – you could make her wait if u really wanted to.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Sad Fact: We have no control in when we smash a women…its completely up to her
^she decides if she is going to fuck you the moment she meets you. If she decided yes, then its determined by your game or lack thereof.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:36 am
LOL @ landLORD..
October 14th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Sad Fact: We have no control in when we smash a women
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Somewhat true.
But my question was, how long do you give her to decide to fuck you?
If she makes you wait over two weeks, she’s never planning on giving you any pussy. I’m going to make that a Man Law.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Alot of niggas know alot about buying pussy, I guess jacking off is underrated nowadays huh? (pause)
October 14th, 2009 at 11:37 am
damn, let my name be great!
October 14th, 2009 at 11:38 am
yo Chris Hanson is one of the funniest niggas on teevee.
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co-sign. His demeanour and voice is just so emotionless and condescending at the same time. It couldnt be done better [n]
October 14th, 2009 at 11:38 am
she decides if she is going to fuck you the moment she meets you.
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Yep, girls have been telling me since high school, “I know if I’m fucking him within the first five minutes. As long as he doesnt say/do anything stupid before I actually get a chance to throw it to him, he got it.”
October 14th, 2009 at 11:38 am
# Big Homie Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Their use to be this tranny that worked at the mall I use to work at part-time. He/she had a phat ass though. I would look cause it was there, but I didnt get turned on cause it was a guy
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*deadsies* and Ayo.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Beezy : Well sir, I actually work at a halfway house and we use this method to get trouble young girls off the street.
Chris Hansen : But this transcript says you wanted to insert your whole fist into her anal orifice, and you have a bag in your hand with a economy sized bottle of lubricant.
Beezy : Am I under arrest sir?
Chris Hansen : No.
*Beezy runs outside, gets shit beat out of him
^
Oh Christ….but those shows are marveling though…like to see it first hand and shit..
October 14th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Big Homie Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Their use to be this tranny that worked at the mall I use to work at part-time. He/she had a phat ass though. I would look cause it was there, but I didnt get turned on cause it was a guy
*dead*
funniest comment ever on nah right. i’m dying over here
October 14th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Their use to be this tranny that worked at the mall I use to work at part-time. He/she had a phat azz though. I would look cause it was there,
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a.y.o.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:40 am
I guess jacking off is underrated nowadays huh? (pause)
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No homo, but it just aint the same. When I was 11 or 12, I couldnt wait to get home from school and beat off. Now, I can barely even muster the enthusiasm. Not saying I dont (cuz i would be a liar), but it makes me sad more than anything. Pause.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:40 am
@456 exactly
Tone of Voice supposedly is a major factor of how much a woman likes you…tht and smiling hence why my nigga with fucked up chompers is lucky to have a girl once a year…poor bastard
October 14th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Big Homie Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Their use to be this tranny that worked at the mall I use to work at part-time. He/she had a phat ass though. I would look cause it was there, but I didnt get turned on cause it was a guy
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Yo, I’m out. (c) D-Block
October 14th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Their use to be this tranny that worked at the mall I use to work at part-time. He/she had a phat ass though. I would look cause it was there, but I didnt get turned on cause it was a guy
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*Leaves Room*
October 14th, 2009 at 11:43 am
# Big Homie Says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Their use to be this tranny that worked at the mall I use to work at part-time. He/she had a phat ass though. I would look cause it was there, but I didnt get turned on cause it was a guy
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wait what?!…. trannies scare the SHIT outta me… i was in macy’s one day and i was checkin out the watches and this deep ass voice asked me if i needed help… since i was looking at the class case with the watches in it, i never looked up… while the voice was still talkin to me, i saw this GIANT ass hand with FINGERNAILS tap the class to point out a watch.. i looked up and literally shitted… mofo was 6’3″ with contact lenses…
October 14th, 2009 at 11:43 am
But my question was, how long do you give her to decide to fuck you?
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DIS!!!!
That’s why tricking was born.It’s like winning Powerball and taking the cash option.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:44 am
@ Joe88,
I’m saying imo quality>quantity. I haven’t smashed 89 broads like my cuz claims or you for that matter but I ain’t fiending for no subpar pussy either.. Put it this way, smashing any chic with a pussy is not game to me, its conquering the ones that are quality is what I dig..
October 14th, 2009 at 11:45 am
imagine Land buyin snatch on the street wit that old man hat on… they prolly thought you was five oh
October 14th, 2009 at 11:45 am
nah im not no pimp, per se’… its just that if you ever hustled or been around dope, you’ll see the same ol chickenheads bringing money everyday or so… if your business is popping at all, you can usually tell a hoe, “yo why you always broke, asking for shorts and credit Babygirl?…why you dont hook up with ol dude right there? he just bought some product… ride with him, and you could probably smoke for free or get him to buy you some product… and when he’s ready to do that, bring him back here… stop spending up your loot BabyGirl… you too cute for that (even if she aint)… make these lames buy your shit”…
selling product and introducing customers of opposite gender to each other, can reap signicificant financial rewards…
word….
October 14th, 2009 at 11:52 am
^she decides if she is going to fuck you the moment she meets you. If she decided yes, then its determined by your game or lack thereof.
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No-sign, I’ve fucked enough bitches that acted like they’d rather fuck a machette b4 they eva gave me play… Persistence and circumstances won me the pussy eventually… then they wanna stick around cos the piping had’em clawing…