Video: Steve Nash’s Vitamin Water Infomercial
Vitamin Water got Steve Nash to promote their new “contest” in this infomercial. You can slave away help them find their new flavor on their new Facebook application, winner gets $5,000. Curtis’ Pimpin’ Curly voice even makes an appearance:
“Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson” even makes a special appearance to let us know that he got “stanky rich” and “smells like the vault” ever since he co-created his own flavor of vitaminwater four years ago.
I don’t know if this is actually funny because I’ve never seen Steve Nash like that or if it’s corny because Curtis actually does look like one of those washed up celebs who endorse shit in infomercials, even though that was what they were going for.
400 100 Million dollars >
More details on the contest after the jump.
For a limited time, vitaminwater is handing over its lab coat to its fans at www.facebook.com/vitaminwater and allowing them to help develop the next vitaminwater flavor which will be sold in stores nationwide in March 2010. The winner of the bottle design contest will get instant fame and fortune – well $5,000, but it’s still a pretty big deal.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
i dont care either way… wasn’t gonna get into it. but then niggas insulted my math skills. i can’t let that slide, b. i just can’t.
^^^
Roffl, my fault Dem. we good? ayt then. ma man(c) the ni99a i’m stanning for..
September 17th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
They should make a pussy flavored one.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
@ HTS, yup.. thats the same jawn.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
XXL MAG – Wit the line in the sond, you say “You lost 100,000 worth of crack? And you got it all back?”
Jay-z -I remember doing that. I remember saying taht, and (former Def Jam of A&r tyran “ty ty” smith)going crazy, like “yo, you cant do that. Yo, you buggin.” He reallyy didnt want me to put that on there at all. I remember it was a big thing, like, “Yo I said it” I aint doing shit now, but it was a lot of information”
September 17th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
“I came in with 100 grand, well really it was 90somethin,
^
but p…..
he didn’t say ’90 to be exact…’ he said “9 to be exact”. thas all i’m sayin.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Dame & Biggs had to constantly pacify Jay.
That nigga said he was gonna retire since the first album. He got in a bitch fit when they wanted to promote Cam to VP status cause he’s a hoe ass nigga. Why would he give a shit if Cam was VP? He knew Dame was positioning the Roc for life after Jay and he caught feelings.
Jay is mad sensitive. I remember when Sigel was on 106th & Park with pics of the Stae Property cartoon and Jay was obsessing over the big lipped caricature that represented him.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Steve Nash
Step 2!!!!
September 17th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
LMAO …this is great…
steve nash & curtis jackson >> steve nash & grant hill
September 17th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
That nigga said he was gonna retire since the first album. He got in a bitch fit when they wanted to promote Cam to VP status cause he’s a hoe ass nigga. Why would he give a shit if Cam was VP? He knew Dame was positioning the Roc for life after Jay and he caught feelings.
–*reasonable doubt released in 1996*
*Cam was ceo around 02-04*
na man na things aint adding up
September 17th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Amp,
I’m sure you are right. Jay is probably sensitive & bitchy & snake-like… but you don’t think Dame is the same way?
he made some nigga VP of THEIR company when Jay was gone? I’d have deaded that shit too. They both ended up tryin to get over on each other. Jay just happened to be the winner. That’s my view.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Amp Geez says
Jay is mad sensitive.
———–
… word… this nigga reeks of personal insecurities …
… i guess years of being hideously ugly will do that to a nigga …
September 17th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
The Black Album was supposed to be it. Why do you think Dame signed mad acts around that time?
September 17th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
I bet Dame would trade places with Jay in a heartbeat.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
*dead* at step 4
LMAO… wtf is that dance Nash is doing?… ewwww…
*daps nation*
September 17th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
… word… this nigga reeks of personal insecurities …
… i guess years of being hideously ugly will do that to a nigga …
–How you gonna call the nigga ugly and he got the hottest bitch on his arm pfft
September 17th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
# AmpGeez a.k.a Roll That S#!t, Light That S#!t, Smoke That S#!T Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
The Black Album was supposed to be it. Why do you think Dame signed mad acts around that time?
^^
cuz he had no idea what the fuck he was gonna do. LOL
September 17th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
>> *daps nation*
i am not steve nash
September 17th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
*daps Seth*
The last i’d say about this whole hov pockets shit… all them shits they was doing back then must’a cost a ton of dough… Only way 3 ni99as is gonna let one ni99a be the shotcaller is if he was the biggest investor.. These were written contracts, not no word of mouth shit like yo, Jay the boss.. not with Dame’s ego. Dame is not being held back by no illuminati, the ni99a is tryna make som’n out of jim jones and mos def, and some rock band… Since the 80′s he’s discovered and nurtured only 1 superstar?! Kanye don’t count cos he wasn’t there to help him blow up!! Signing an artist doesn’t ensure superstardom or else Beanie Sigel would be Jeezy staus easy……
September 17th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
*dead*@ niggas still riding for Dame.I guess yall didn’t see that nigga burn all them fucking bridges at Def Jam,that wasn’t a good look.Nobody wants to work with an angry black man,NOBODY.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
The Black Album was supposed to be it. Why do you think Dame signed mad acts around that time?
–So dames misfortunes are Jays now………………..
That nigga sank so much money into rocbox, prokeds, armadale and other failed ventures. Why couldnt he promote beanie some more to take over the Roc in case Jay did leave….. pssh. Dame wanted to be puffy so bad that it blinded him from looking out for the label.
Wheres State property now…
September 17th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
–How you gonna call the nigga ugly and he got the hottest bitch on his arm pfft
^ w-what’s the difference between a nigga that look like jay and a nigga that look like jay with
$1B$500m?September 17th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Tribe says
–How you gonna call the nigga ugly and he got the hottest bitch on his arm pfft
————–
… just look at this nigga face B…
“…you think he gettin girls now cause’a his looks?… negro please……….”
… if Shawn was working at one of the hotels Beyonce stays at, he wouldnt even be alloed to carry her bags …
September 17th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
–How you gonna call the nigga ugly and he got the hottest bitch on his arm pfft
^^
Co-sign,Hov won no matter how you slice it.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Amp Geez says
Jay is mad sensitive.
———–
… word… this nigga reeks of personal insecurities …
… i guess years of being hideously ugly will do that to a nigga …
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Real Talk.
That’s why I know Ether did more damage then The Takeover.
Jay felt that shit.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
nation Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
>> *daps nation*
i am not steve nash
————
i know … but you did post the clip… i was just being appreciative (for once)…
September 17th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Dame was a huge asshole, I’m not denying that, but that XXL interview, Jay tried to rewrite history. Dame had an eye & ear for talent and he was a hustler for real. He & Biggs founded Roc-A-Wear & found Armadale. Dame got into the movies, without any real support from Jay. Let’s be real…
September 17th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Cosign puffy > dame
September 17th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
That’s why I know Ether did more damage then The Takeover.
Jay felt that shit.
————
hell yeah… and it was mad evident on BP2… thats why BP2 was so good … Jay was fired up, and hurt … pain is a helluva creative catalyst …
September 17th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Dame was a huge asshole
^^
Ayo!
September 17th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
I die everytime som1 says Jay has bitch tendencies! Like what is more of a bitch move. Dame and Biggs were offered the entire Ro-a_fella imprint and artists, inlcuding masters to all of Jay’s album upto that point. He wanted only to own RD. The smart businessman y’all hail dame to be thought it wise to throw a bitch move like a woman scorned to spite jay so therefore he chose to give up all that shit for RD.. thinking that will hurt Hov the most!! Dame and Biggs confirmed this. This ni99a dame has zero business smarts if you ask any1 based on that judgement call. C’mon ppl, its that simple..
September 17th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Dame was a huge asshole, I’m not denying that, but that XXL interview, Jay tried to rewrite history. Dame had an eye & ear for talent and he was a hustler for real. He & Biggs founded Roc-A-Wear & found Armadale. Dame got into the movies, without any real support from Jay. Let’s be real…
–None, i repeat, None of those clothing lines would be anything without Jay putting it on his back. Jay is as much responsible for rocawear as dame and biggs
September 17th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
pain is a helluva creative catalyst …
^^
That’s why I selfishly want Nas and Kelis not to make it.That nigga need pain in this next album.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
*dead* @ broke indian dude turning “rich slumdog millionaire”.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
This ni99a dame has zero business smarts if you ask any1 based on that judgement call.
^ *underwrites*
i bet Dame has a reoccurring nightmare where he’s homeless… asleep under a bridge… with nothing for cover except a RD promo
posterflier.September 17th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Dame had an eye & ear for talent and he was a hustler for real.
^^
What bullshit.Everything Dame touches after Hov fucking crumbles,are you for real?
September 17th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Dame spearheaded everything those three did.
All Jay cares about is Jay but when something pops, he latches onto it.
I.e. Kanye
September 17th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
anti-hov sentiments?
*queues Hate*
September 17th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
hilarious!!! it’s the perfect combo man!
September 17th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Bawls
September 17th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
He got in a bitch fit when they wanted to promote Cam to VP status cause he’s a hoe ass nigga. Why would he give a shit if Cam was VP?
^
I have a lot to say about this but therir are enough stans in the room, i’ll save it for another day.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Dame got into the movies, without any real support from Jay. Let’s be real
^^
Jay not backing it is why it failed then? maybe, maybe not. Truth is everything they did as a trio was a success.. even Armadale, until Hov dropped them(and ddn’t co-sign pro-keds(wonder why). Everything Hov touched after the break up still successful, every damn single thing Dame has even breathed over since the break up = FAIL… what more proof do ni99as want?
September 17th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Dame signed every artist on Roc-A-fella, including Jay-Z.
Jay signed Bleek.
Stop hating on Dame. That dude strong armed The Roc’s spot cause he loved his crew. Jay takes care of Jay.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
they’re***
September 17th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
every damn single thing Dame has even breathed over since the break up = FAIL…
^
CEO clothing anyone?
September 17th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
g
September 17th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Dame spearheaded everything those three did.
All Jay cares about is Jay but when something pops, he latches onto it.
I.e. Kanye
–Thats what happened to jay. No one touched him till he was 26 and had the streets buzzin. So i dont blame him for making niggs earn their way before he puts his stamp on it. With that said
Kanye with Jay potential > Kanye with Dame potential could ever dream of
Look what Dame did with Jimmy, shitty album and a label drop.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Dame made enemies getting HOV to the top. And then Hov shitted on him.
That’s grimey.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Hood Trill Stunting aka Trap Day Man Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
anti-hov sentiments?
*queues Hate*
————–
its quite OK, to not care for what little we know about Shawn the person… thats not hate…
i dig the music he creates, and thats all that matters …
no hate here …
September 17th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Stop hating on Dame. That dude strong armed The Roc’s spot cause he loved his crew. Jay takes care of Jay.
^^
Make another Hov.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Cosign puff@>dame
September 17th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Dame made enemies getting HOV to the top. And then Hov shitted on him.
That’s grimey.
^
*tries to fight back rebuttals*
*is good*
*for now*
September 17th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
landLORD Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
LMAO …this is great…
steve nash & curtis jackson >> steve nash & grant hill
^^^^^
i concur
September 17th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
He got in a bitch fit when they wanted to promote Cam to VP status cause he’s a hoe ass nigga. Why would he give a shit if Cam was VP?
^^^
Amp, idk if you are married but just imagine you were….
You get home from work, your wife has moved one of her girls into y’alls home without consulting you… is it a bitch fit if you tell them both to get to trotting out of yoyr house before you pull your shotgun?
September 17th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Stop hating on Dame. That dude strong armed The Roc’s spot cause he loved his crew. Jay takes care of Jay.
^^
Make another Hov.
^
PUT YASELF ON THEN!(c) Hov
September 17th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Didnt Cam have his own label, fuck is he doing being a VP for Rocafella. Dame just wanted to do that for name sake cause aint no way Cam was gonna come in a do work for the advancement of a label that he did not create but is merely signed to.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
The Dame hate is thick to the point where no one wants to give him any props at all.
I’m done.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Dame made mistakes, Jay made money
September 17th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
You get home from work, your wife has moved one of her girls into y’alls home without consulting you…
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But the bitch was basically living there anyway.
Dame just gave Cam the keys to the front door.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
The Dame hate is thick to the point where no one wants to give him any props at all.
^
My nigga, you really make it seem like Dame is the SOLE reason why Jay is successful. I understand you’re trying to make a point on how Dame was integral but things you are purporting just aren’t true.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Dame made mistakes, Jay made money
===========================
Jay hid behind Dame & let him play the heavy.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
LOL Dame made his own enemies, he belittle’d ridiculed his employees. Then those employees went on to prosper and become label execs and he wonders why hes blackballed from a lot of labels GTFO
September 17th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
AmpGeez a.k.a Roll That S#!t, Light That S#!t, Smoke That S#!T Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Dame spearheaded everything those three did.
^^^^^^^^^^
word…Dame and Jay are both hustlers but Dame knew how to hustle on the business/corporate level…he knew who and how people would try to bullshit him in deals…..so Dame and Jay NEVER signed any bad deals they stay ahead of the game never followed business models or trends…i
just think that once Jay learned everything he could from Dame he cut him off before it caused him problems from Dame’s habitual acts of shitty on people….was it right business wise to separate himself from Dame?.. absolutely but on the friendship level (if they even had one)…..Jay a snake!
September 17th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
dame lost.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
The Dame hate is thick to the point where no one wants to give him any props at all.
I’m done.
–Everyone here gives dame props for being a great manager. ie the classic choke no joke vid, but dont tell me Jay screwed dame over cause thats not what happened
September 17th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Nobody hates Dame.Dame miscalculated his status/importance.That Cam move was fucking retarded.There was other ways to show your youngn’s love.Cam is not presidential,period.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
My nigga, you really make it seem like Dame is the SOLE reason why Jay is successful.
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Not at all. I’m saying Dame is a hustler and a great judge of talent in his own right. I’m just giving that nigga props because he was just as integral a part of The Roc & Jigga’s success.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Jay signed Bleek.
^^^
Of all the other superstars Dame signed, which one of them is better of than Bleek as we type? None, at least jay keep that ni99a in check from doing dumb shit.. thats another story tho’… look, you can’t be blind to the fact that Dame is unhappy with his self.. He was even mad when Hov bagged Beyonce.. when he knew hov was reall tight lipped about the rltnship.. he went yapping to the media abt it for attention… talking bout since hov met bey he dnt chill with his boys no more… c’mon..
September 17th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
FTR i gave Dame mad props, just not as much as ya’ll give him.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
talking bout since hov met bey he dnt chill with his boys no more…
^
oh snap!
i remember that cornball shit.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Jersey*made*me Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Nobody hates Dame.Dame miscalculated his status/importance.That Cam move was fucking retarded.There was other ways to show your youngn’s love.Cam is not presidential,period
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
who was the president of Roc-A-Fella at the time anyway?…Dame?…if he wasnt to give his president seat to Cam whats Jay’s problem?…was Jay the president?…if so i wont blame Jay for being upset
September 17th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Of all the other superstars Dame signed, which one of them is better of than Bleek as we type? None
Cam is not presidential,period.
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Yeah, Cam never ran a successful label/crew.
Aight, I’m done.
I forgot, you can’t win on here.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Dame just gave Cam the keys to the front door.
^^^
And you’d be cool with that, without any discussion whatsoever? If so you are a better man than most.. Clap for him(c) .. lol
September 17th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
dame is smart, but made some stupid moves that led to his downfall, if jay-z signed one of kanye’s rivals to the roc, and kanye dipped because of that, all the haters would be raggin on jay. dame messed up, plain and simple. jay is one of the goat rhymers, dame is a dime a dozen. what else needs to be said…
September 17th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
dame cool cause he was a shrewd businessman. but he was a iller hov stan than any of us on this thread. when he realized he had to share his artist to so he can become more accessible and all make money, he became possessive then bitter. he started losin shortly thereafter.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
computer illiterate
September 17th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Yeah, Cam never ran a successful label/crew.
^^
Nigga Dipset is in shambles!!LMBAO.Unbelievable.And them niggas grew up together,are you serious?
September 17th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
What more can Say
September 17th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
And Roc-A-Fella is non-existent.
Who has jay made a star?
Nobody.
Dame did that shit a couple of times.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Sigel was more important to Rocafella than Cam,he had State Prop which was >>>>>Dipset,IMO.And actually still is right now.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
It makes a lot of sense that amp is defending dame cause in a lot of ways he jsut like him no shots
September 17th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Dame did that shit a couple of times.
^^
Nobody makes stars,stars are born.Dame didn’t make shit.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
J.Cole > anybody in Rocafella not named Beanie
Boom i said it
September 17th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
@ HTS, lol ni99as ‘mber the part of the story they want to.
Jay ain’t perfect but damn he’s done good for all his boys…. fuck Dehaven, he was the subject matter of “It ain’t personal” off BOB… Camron Giles is hood rap legend, not a popstar. He was never big like that[ll] Back when Camron was moving units, Philly’s Most Wanted had jam of the week on MTV.. see what i’m saying?
September 17th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Sigel was supposed to get a VP slot too.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
And Roc-A-Fella is non-existent.
Who has jay made a star?
Nobody.
Dame did that shit a couple of times.
^^^
Rhianna – fuck what you heard, if it wasn’t for Jay, you’d be calling her the pon de replay shortie.
Kanye – allowed him the space to blossom as a star. Executive Producer on all his albums.
Ne-yo – woulda fell through the cracks, literally.. he was on a hwy to being labelled the faggot usher wannabe.. no he’s a certified superstar.. Ne-yo btw was in the industry for yeeeeaaars before he blew up under Hov stewardship[ll] where necessary.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
He got in a bitch fit when they wanted to promote Cam to VP status cause he’s a hoe ass nigga. Why would he give a shit if Cam was VP?
^
I’m just gonna comment on this and this only, because it’s bugging me.
Dame signed Cam to the Roc without Jay’s permission and out everyone meeting at the round table to talk about it and make a decision on whether it was a viable move or not (we all know it was but no one knew for sure at the time).
You don’t just sign a MAJOR ego like that to the HOTTEST rap crew on the galaxy at the time. If we are all MANS, let all business partners, you don’t think you should at the VERY least run it up Hov? Not like yoo blah blah blah..? That was a big decision to make without Hov’s input on the situation. It’s a lot bigger then people realize, brining all them Harlem niggas into a mainly Philly and Bk thing could of caused some serious chaos.
What if Jay would of been of not wanted that, what if you didn’t feel comfortable in that situation? The nigga is the BREAD winner and what, he can’t feel that way and have a say on it? I’m just saying…bringing a Harlem nigga with that ego to clash with a BK nigga with his ego, forget it, it was destined for disaster. (not to mention Cam never had TEAM on his mind but only HIS team, he came in there with the intentions of using the ROC as stepping stone, not to be part of the family)
Lastly, how are you going to make Cam, a guy that had only been on the ROC for a year tops, VP? Over Beans and Bleek? Even if Cam would of been the man for the job, that’s not a decision you make with out Jay’s “OK”. That’s a big deal, a VP could make some real bad decisions that could have a poisonous effect on certain things. That’s not a title you just wake up and just give away because you grew up with the nigga. Dame put his FAMILY/Cam before BUSINESS and that’s something you just don’t do. Especially when that “Business” made you a millionaire. why on earth would you do anything to jeopardize that? Dame dropped the ball on that one and i don’t care how much crack Dipset pumped out, those 2 crews clashing was what lead to there ultimate demise.
September 17th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
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Thanks,
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September 19th, 2009 at 3:28 am
In that commercial Nash looks and sounds like San Francisco’s mayor Gavin Newsom. I know, but really it’s true.