36 Responses to “Video: Nero – Funkorama”

1. Joe 88 Says:
   September 14th, 2009 at 5:10 pm

   A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:
   September 14th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
   Ashanti was in “My big fat greek wedding”… she was the father spraying windex

   ^SMFH. Shut up nigga, you fuck snapple bottles

2. landLORD Says:
   September 14th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

   kevfrescura de talco Says:

   September 14th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
   @ land…..

   you said NO color….

   ————

   well relatively speaking, and compared to my preferences, she lacks the required melanin … and i despise sisters with blonde/strawberry blond weaves …

   *my types*

   Serena Williams
   Phyllis Yvonne Stickney
   India Arie
   Fantasia
   Lil Mo
   Ashanti
   Toccara
   Toya (lil wayne’s baby momma)
   Aunt Viv (fresh prince)
   Tatiana Ali (fresh prince)
   Taraji P. Henson
   Rudy Huxtable (now)
   Pam Oliver (with a bag over her head)
   Buffy The Body
   Lisa Salters
   Amanda Diva
   etc…

3. Harlem World Says:
   September 14th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

   I was near Bensonhurst a couple weeks back. Mad italian broads walking round with fat, hairy italian dudes. The broads up there be looking like somethin exotic.

4. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:
   September 14th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

   well relatively speaking, and compared to my preferences, she lacks the required melanin … and i despise sisters with blonde/strawberry blond weaves …

   *my types*

   Serena Williams
   Phyllis Yvonne Stickney
   India Arie
   Fantasia
   Lil Mo
   Ashanti
   Toccara
   Toya (lil wayne’s baby momma)
   Aunt Viv (fresh prince)
   Tatiana Ali (fresh prince)
   Taraji P. Henson
   Rudy Huxtable (now)
   Pam Oliver (with a bag over her head)
   Buffy The Body
   Lisa Salters
   etc…

   –With the exception of Taraji.. ADM!!!!!

   I myself could not compile a list of fuglies if i tried. Land would be the greatest wing man cause he would take ugos and not complain.

5. kevfrescura de talco Says:
   September 14th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

   THIS DUDE SAID AUNT VIV!

   1ST SEASON AUNT VIV?

   i feel like dyyyyyiiiing!

6. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:
   September 14th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

   lol ATCQ..I forgot you don’t watch porn cause you be fuckin all the fly bitches round way..disregard that etherjoke.

   –All jokes aside, I swear to you that i dont come here braggin’ about the woman i have slayed, more on the quality of them. Joke if you must tho

   *daps land*

7. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:
   September 14th, 2009 at 5:13 pm

   This nigga said India Arie… motherfucker and you call me blind

8. Joe 88 Says:
   September 14th, 2009 at 5:13 pm

   kevfrescura de talco Says:
   September 14th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
   THIS DUDE SAID AUNT VIV!

   1ST SEASON AUNT VIV?

   i feel like dyyyyyiiiing!

   *dead*

   I gotta co-sign this land, she’s nothing with a capital N. lol

9. the real truth Says:
   September 14th, 2009 at 5:13 pm

   >>>Fact Land most bitches do not look the same at home then when theyre outside all women lie about theyre appearence…werd to when you see your girl in the morning and she looks like skeletor

   *hears gun shots*

   *sees bullets richocet off the wall next to land*

   *moves very quickly away from R.J*

   ^
   Just in case you misconstrue this i wasnt sayin his girl i was talking about girls without make up in the morning in general…just sayin

10. Joe 88 Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    September 14th, 209 at 5:13 pm
    This nigga said India Arie… motherfucker and you call me blind

    ^I’m really crying over here, lol (pause)

11. NovemberEnd aka Throwing Apples at Blind Teachers Nolan Ryan Style Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Serena Williams looks when a gorilla skips a generation….theres is nothing feminine about Serena

12. Dos Equis Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Phyllis Yvonne = GOAT ASS

13. the real truth Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Buffie & Serena i agree wit…but tht list needs some editing

14. Dos Equis Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Serena in the mornings = GOAT

15. Dos Equis Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    surprised Brandy aint on land’s list..most be the lack of back on her…Brandy had one good “she could get it” summer tho

16. kevfrescura de talco Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    ohmygod……

    *wipes away tears*

    lando, you my nicca yo. for real.

17. landLORD Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    real truth says

    Nigga my standards have nothing to do with this…your really trying to sit there and say Beyonce is not attractive…Fact Land most bitches do not look the same at home then when theyre outside all women lie about theyre appearence…werd to when you see your girl in the morning and she looks like skeletor…if beyonce is low standards then you need to do some soul searching no shots

    ————-

    nigga …

    all i said was fantasia > beyonce… In MY damn opinion … you said she has a pussy … i said all women have pussy…

    now you saying i said beyonce is “low standards”, which is bullshit… i said i prefer dark skinned women with little to no makeup …

    if that pisses you off, and leads you to make personal attacks, then YOU need to do some soul searching… why i gotta like what you like? … what kind of faggot shit is that? … i aint attracted to redbones with mad makeup… u mad?

    im here shooting the shit with the homies, comparing broads in good honest fun, and you come out the blue on some jealous possessive shit… nigga please…

18. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Ashanti was in “My big fat greek wedding”… she was the father spraying windex

    ^SMFH. Shut up nigga, you fuck snapple bottles

    –lmfao.. that ashanti line aint long so im sure you could get her after nelly is through with her

19. Jersey*made*me Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Phyllis Yvonne Stickney

    ^^

    Sexy chocolate MILF right there! I see you RJ.

20. Big_seth Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    if you google Toya right now you see her in all of her light skinned, blonde, one hit wonder.

    no shots land. I liked her too, but she was tryin to be beyonce.

21. Beezy Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    shout out to niggas naming themselves after disgraced Roman Emporers

22. the real truth Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Lisa Salters

    ^
    *DIES*

23. Joe 88 Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    the real truth Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    Buffie & Serena i agree wit…but tht list needs some editing

    ^Nah, on some real shit, land named a few chick I would lov to nail, let me name them

    >Serena Williams
    Fantasia
    Lil Mo
    Ashanti
    Toccara
    Toya (lil wayne’s baby momma)
    Tatiana Ali (fresh prince)
    Taraji P. Henson
    Rudy Huxtable (now)
    Buffy The Body
    Lisa Salters

    ^I co-sign THIS list fa’sho. R.J is a down to earth brother, our taste in women is kinda similar, with the exception of a few on his list that I cut off, but it’s his list, can’t say he’s wrong for liking who he likes. And for the record, I wasn’t a fan of Taraji at first, but now, sheeeeeeeesh, i’d carry her baby, real talk, lol

24. Jersey*made*me Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    @RJ

    You forgot Max from Living Single b.

25. NovemberEnd aka Throwing Apples at Blind Teachers Nolan Ryan Style Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Serena = Yvette Bova

26. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

    Toya (lil wayne’s baby momma)

    Are you kidding Land, Not only is that bitch ugly and wreaks of hoodrat juice she is the dumbest bird on tv period. You’re a smart cat i did not expect that one

27. Harlem World Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Taraji P. Henson >>>>>
    Elise Neal >>>>
    Simmons Sisters >>>>

28. landLORD Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    @RJ

    You forgot Max from Living Single b.

    ————-

    sure did… sign her up forreal…

29. the real truth Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    all i said was fantasia > beyonce… In MY damn opinion … you said she has a pussy … i said all women have pussy…

    now you saying i said beyonce is “low standards”, which is bullshit… i said i prefer dark skinned women with little to no makeup …

    if that pisses you off, and leads you to make personal attacks, then YOU need to do some soul searching… why i gotta like what you like? … what kind of faggot shit is that? … i aint attracted to redbones with mad makeup… u mad?

    im here shooting the shit with the homies, comparing broads in good honest fun, and you come out the blue on some jealous possessive shit… nigga please…

    ^
    WTf r u talking about?..nigga u just argue to argue..i didnt say shit about it until u had to comment on my shit..i could care less who you are attracted to i was just commenting on you saying i have low standards which i do i will not lie but beyonce being fake is no reason to not smash tht…Ol bored so try to start a problem to pass the time ass nigga

30. barak's ex preacher was right white people Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    you also forgot beady bead (pam) from martin

31. Dos Equis Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    @RJ

    You forgot Max from Living Single b.

    ^^spits weed all over the comp screen*

32. Dos Equis Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    haha niggas saying Land forgot Shirley from What’s Happening

33. bullhead Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Nero is garbage or as we say gretta garbo !!! C’mon son

34. jamie. j Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    This dude is shite. I’m a thousand times better than him, and that’s saying something.

35. derp Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    I hope Nero reads these comments. And then quits rapping.

36. YO PATRICK SWAYZE I KNOW YOU JUST DIED & ALL & IMMA LET U FINISH..BUT MICHAEL JACKSONS DEATH WAS THE BEST ONE THIS YR Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    The kid is nice… need to hear more joints in the future…

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