KiD CuDi – Man On The Moon (Production Credits)
Kanye’s only producing two cuts for the Cudi album:
You’ll see that Kanye came out of the album with only 2 tracks, Sky Might Fall (co-produced by Cudi) and Make Her Say. Emile (4 songs) and Plain Pat (2 songs), who have worked closely with Cudi since releasing “A Kid Named Cudi” last year each contributed to the album as well. Rounding out the production is RATATAT (2), Free School (2), Matt Friedman of ILLFONICS (1), Crada for Motion Music (1) and Dot Da Genius (1). Also credited is Jeff Bhasker who worked closely with Kanye on 808’s last year.
“Sky Might Fall” is the best Kid Cudi song that you never got to hear.
Production list after the jump. Props to DatNewCudi
ACT 1 – THE END OF DAY:
1. In My Dreams (Cudder anthem)* Produced by Emile
2. Soundtrack 2 My Life* Produced by Emile
3. Simple as…* Produced by Plain Pat
ACT 2 – RISE OF THE NIGHT TERROR:
4. Solo Dolo (nightmare)* Produced by Emile
5. Heart of a Lion (KiD CuDi Theme Music) Produced by Free School
6. My World Feat. Bill Cravens* Produced by Plain Pat, Jeff Bhasker
ACT 3: TAKING A TRIP
7. Day N Nite Produced by Dot Da Genius
8. Sky Might Fall* Produced by Kanye West/Co-Produced by Kid Cudi
9. Enter Galactic Produced by Mat Friedman of ILLFONICS
ACT 4 – STUCK:
10. Alive (nightmare) Feat. RATATAT* Produced by RATATAT
11. Cudi Zone* Produced by Emile
12. Make Her Say Produced by Kanye West
13. Pursuit of Happiness (nightmare) Feat. MGMT & RATATAT* Produced by RATATAT
ACT 5 – A NEW BEGINNING
14. Hyyer Feat. Chip The Ripper* Produced by Crada for Motion Music
15. Up Up & Away* Produced by Free School
PLAIN PAT WHAT UP!
August 26th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
is emile that whiteboy he is always with??
August 26th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I wonder who is leaking these songs,,,,its just to weird only timbos songs leaked
^piano man?
August 26th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Megan Fox has signed up to play Catwoman in the next “Batman” movie.
^^^
Yup, Transformers 2 Sucked THAT much to jump ship.
August 26th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
The thing is, I have so many cds that I never notice that its missing until i want to listen to it. I just found out on monday morning that my Tical is missing.
^^
same thing with dvd’s thats the only way you will find out when you finally want to watch or listen
August 26th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
The Shooter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Jay’s verses are on point as hell but it’s just the hooks and beats that’s reallly messing it up
^^^
See thats what im sayin, wasnt that the problem with rap for the last few years, ninjas had good hooks and good beats but no substance…now we got some good verses and we are worried about a 15 sec. hook, like this is a ring tone song…shorty get it in
August 26th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Only thing that trip me out about niggas is (pause) is that they do the nasty shit with there girls and not jumpoffs, i’m not tryna take my dick out my girls ass then shove it in her face, then go to sleep next to you.
^^
co-fucking-sign!!
i remember my ex was toppin me off, and i went to go smash. . . and she was like “no, i wanna make you cum. . . ” and i was just thinkin that there’s no way imma cum in my girl’s mouth. . . that’s foul!!
now that i don’t fuck w/ her no more, i’m mad didn’t i didn’t cum all in her scalp and butt fuck her til the cows came home!
August 26th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
i will never understand why “Stronger” is on Graduation.
August 26th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
“Sky Might Fall” is the best Kid Cudi song that you never got to hear.
^^
who hasn’t heard this?
August 26th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
“DeAngelo Hall has done a pretty fine job endearing himself to D.C. fans, making plays on the field, not making a ruckus off it, and repeatedly proclaiming his love of all things burgundy and gold. But just in case that wasn’t good enough, on Monday afternoon he embarked on an extended discussion of his basketball superiority to J.J. Redick. ‘I used to do J.J. Redick,’ Hall said when discussing his amateur hoops career. ‘I used to give him that work.’ Come again? ‘Kill him,’ Hall explained. See, basketball was Hall’s first love and the sport he took most seriously, so he competed in high-level AAU tournaments with and against guys like Jarrett Jack, Rashad McCants, John Gilchrist and, yes, Redick. He and Redick were teammates when they were about 15 or 16, but the season before that, Hall’s Chesapeake team had won a state AAU title over Redick’s squad. ‘He was like the best player in the state,’ Hall recalled. ‘He was so easy [to guard]. You just deny him the ball. You know what I’m saying, he wasn’t quicker than me, more athletic than me. I don’t know why guys didn’t just do that the whole season, just deny him the ball. We went box-and-one, that’s all we did, and I manned him up.’ “
August 26th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
They usually have a whole jacket made out of dicks.
^
*roffleshoX*
August 26th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
>Man niggas been getting at them bitches they whole life for being pretty.They done been fucked and sucked every which way but loose.Most niggas try to use dick to keep them bitches.They usually have a whole jacket made out of dicks.
^I’ve never seen it, not the dimes I know/knew. They might of been strong 8′s or 9′s, but not dimes.
Niggas get at ugly bitches with phat asses the same way they get at pretty bitches, actually harder (pause) cause they think they got a better shot at fucking the ugly bitch with the donk. Niggas be timid to holla at pretty chicks so how can they possibly have as many dicks on there jacket as a ugly bitch unless they was freaks from the jump?
August 26th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
who hasn’t heard this?
^^^^
word nigga what planet nation on. that was like in my top25 most played list for ever
August 26th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
and i was just thinkin that there’s no way imma cum in my girl’s mouth. . . that’s foul!!
^
?
my girl gets a steady diet of baby Shots
August 26th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
‘I used to do J.J. Redick,’ Hall said when discussing his amateur hoops career. ‘I used to give him that work.’ Come again? ‘Kill him,’ Hall explained.
^^^
The way arched that shot, you know he can arch that back…
Interracial gay triple-X FTW!
August 26th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
This artwork bothers me a tad…it looks like something is wrong with his cheek
August 26th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
*invents glasses that allow you to see how many dicks a chick has oh her jacket*
could you imagine kicking it with a chick and she’s trying to act all innocent, then you put on your shades, and see has mad dicks suspending in air and fluttering about her.
August 26th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
The Shooter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Jay’s verses are on point as hell but it’s just the hooks and beats that’s reallly messing it up
^^^
See thats what im sayin, wasnt that the problem with rap for the last few years, ninjas had good hooks and good beats but no substance…now we got some good verses and we are worried about a 15 sec. hook, like this is a ring tone song…shorty get it in
^
The hook will be played through out the whole song, it will be the thing that stand out the most, I will get bored easy when I hear a half ass hook over a rookie beat. From jay I’m expecting something beyond average but those tracks are just about the same as everything else on the radio.
August 26th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Smart way to promote an album, give the internet a reason to post it without a reason
August 26th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
?
my girl gets a steady diet of baby Shots
^^
nah, this was back in my younger days. . . when i ain’t know better. . .
i’m off that (c) jay
August 26th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
superboo > sky might fall
August 26th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
could you imagine kicking it with a chick and she’s trying to act all innocent, then you put on your shades, and see has mad dicks suspending in air and fluttering about her.
^Yo straight up I would never wanna own those glasses, a funny ignorant at times guy like me would put those glasses on around female family members, my homeboys baby moms, my ex’s, shit like that.
I couldn’t own a pair, I swear I couldn’t lol
August 26th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
cOLD Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
*invents glasses that allow you to see how many dicks a chick has oh her jacket*
could you imagine kicking it with a chick and she’s trying to act all innocent, then you put on your shades, and see has mad dicks suspending in air and fluttering about her.
^^^
She’ll have dicks floating around her orbit
August 26th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
The Shooter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
The Shooter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Ci Ci if Jay was a regular guy from around the way, would you give him a chance?
^^^
Yeah, why not …
^
I thought a beautiful woman like yourself would go for a more handsome kinda guy.
^^
Bottom line: If you come at me right, you got a shot. I’m not one of those people who completely x-es someone out because they don’t look like a dime + 10 to me. Why would I do that and want someone to make an exception for me, that’s not right.
^
I wish more women would think that way, I see you Ci
August 26th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Joe 88 Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
could you imagine kicking it with a chick and she’s trying to act all innocent, then you put on your shades, and see has mad dicks suspending in air and fluttering about her.
^Yo straight up I would never wanna own those glasses, a funny ignorant at times guy like me would put those glasses on around female family members, my homeboys baby moms, my ex’s, shit like that.
I couldn’t own a pair, I swear I couldn’t lol
^LMFAO…most niggas couldn’t…smh
August 26th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
if niggas got a girl and she lacking in the back area… have her drink dried starch through a straw…
^real talk.
August 26th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
*invents glasses that allow you to see how many dicks a chick has oh her jacket*
^
ayo to you cOLD. ayo to you sir.
who would want to see fkuttering suspended dicks cOLD? HAH?
August 26th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
skyhigh > superboo > sky might fall
August 26th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
The Shooter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Smart way to promote an album, give the internet a reason to post it without a reason
^
Don’t let this go over your hats
August 26th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
what if the glasses could also determine if any of the dicks had the same DNA?? like brothers cousins etc etc……… WOOOOOO!(c)coccoa
August 26th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
sup yall!
:)
August 26th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
LMAO @ those glasses!!!!!
the fuck up shit is, they work on all women. . . so you might forget you got em on, and look at your grandmother or mother. . . .
smh.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
My homeboy be camera phoning his baby moms giving him head and shit and be wanting to show niggas that shit (pause) We was about to fight over that shit, nigga don’t show me no shit like that B
Like this nigga is weird for real. Then he’d get mad if a nigga try to crack his bird for some head, he shouldn’t have been showing niggas how his chick can hold her breath and keep her head at a 90 degree angle all while sucking a dick (pause)
August 26th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
what if the glasses could also determine if any of the dicks had the same DNA?? like brothers cousins etc etc……… WOOOOOO!(c)coccoa
^
damn i guess you got one buyer cOLD.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
yeah, the artwork.. is def. weird.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Reischea Candidate & Dana Jacobs on ESPN 1st Take >> _________
August 26th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
who would want to see fkuttering suspended dicks cOLD? HAH?
^ roffle, nah im saying it’ll help in determining wifey’s, slutbags for one night stands, like joe said you could see if your sisters a whore… your female co-workers. I’d copp, but Ill configure them for a 3 second look at the penises before the blur out.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Hi keka
August 26th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Hymen Hunter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
LMAO @ those glasses!!!!!
the fuck up shit is, they work on all women. . . so you might forget you got em on, and look at your grandmother or mother. . . .
smh.
*Smokes a dust blunt lined with coke with ODB*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
My homeboy be camera phoning his baby moms giving him head and shit and be wanting to show niggas that shit (pause) We was about to fight over that shit, nigga don’t show me no shit like that B
Like this nigga is weird for real. Then he’d get mad if a nigga try to crack his bird for some head, he shouldn’t have been showing niggas how his chick can hold her breath and keep her head at a 90 degree angle all while sucking a dick (pause)
^damn thats type foul.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
i really have high hopes for this album…hope this nig dont disappoint
A Kid Named Cudi > Dat Kid…
August 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Be clear… No one cares who produced this goofball’s music… Audrey > CuDi
August 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
So wait, will the glasses work on dudes?
I can imagine seeing floating penises around dude’s heads.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
lol @ cOLD
this nigga is hella funny
Question: Lets say you could own those glasses, what’s the limit of how many dicks a chick can have on her jacket to become wifey?
And how many would make her a slut?
August 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
“Sky Might Fall” is the best Kid Cudi song that you never got to hear.
========================================
What does this mean?
August 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
now that i don’t fuck w/ her no more, i’m mad didn’t i didn’t cum all in her scalp and butt fuck her til the cows came home!
————
*deceased*
could you imagine kicking it with a chick and she’s trying to act all innocent, then you put on your shades, and see has mad dicks suspending in air and fluttering about her.
———–
*comes back to life only to die again*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
but Ill configure them for a 3 second look at the penises before the blur out.
^
good grief.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
This album looks like it will be feature a bunch of his high school friends
August 26th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Yeah, you might have to take those glasses off at the family reunion. I don’t want to see how all of my aunts and cousins have been getting down. :(
August 26th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
I can imagine seeing floating penises around dude’s heads
^ wow, mad down low dudes would get called out. Mr thugga, got penises dancing a couplet over his shoulder.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
So wait, will the glasses work on dudes?
I can imagine seeing floating penises around dude’s heads.
^
HOLY SHIT!
*DEADDEADDEAD*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
So wait, will the glasses work on dudes?
I can imagine seeing floating penises around dude’s heads.
*Walks into traffic*
That’ll be wild, you just got finished running ball with your boys and you throw the glasses on and see all of them niggas got dicks circling there heads, lol (pause)
August 26th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
So wait, will the glasses work on dudes?
I can imagine seeing floating penises around dude’s heads.
^YESSSSSSSSSSSS Ci Double! *daps* LMFAO!
August 26th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I rather listen to Cudi than Drake, word to yall
August 26th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
roffle, nah im saying it’ll help in determining wifey’s, slutbags for one night stands, like joe said you could see if your sisters a whore… your female co-workers. I’d copp, but Ill configure them for a 3 second look at the penises before the blur out.
———–
lmao
i think i would just opt for a tallymark view instead of actual penises [ll]
August 26th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
you just got finished running ball with your boys
^
WTF?
August 26th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Venus Vs. Mars
He really rips this to threads…
August 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
That’ll be wild, you just got finished running ball with your boys and you throw the glasses on and see all of them niggas got dicks circling there heads, lol (pause)
* dead *
August 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
That’ll be wild, you just got finished running ball with your boys and you throw the glasses on and see all of them niggas got dicks circling there heads, lol (pause)
^^^
*drowns in tears*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
This album looks like it will be feature a bunch of his high school friends
^^
LMAO!!
August 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
*Puts on glasses*
*Watches MTV jams*
*Drake “best I ever had” video comes on*
*sees drake has more woods on his jacket then the whole starting 5*
*throws up*
*Breaks glasses*
*throws TV out the window*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
thought shorty was adrian, its been rocky ever since
August 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
lmao
i think i would just opt for a tallymark view instead of actual penises [ll]
^ yea that’ll be more proper than the 3 sec blur out.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Yall forever talk about penis, pussy, asshole, cum, piss, and sex in general on a hip hop site…lol…cracks me up some times
August 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
That’ll be wild, you just got finished running ball with your boys and you throw the glasses on and see all of them niggas got dicks circling there heads, lol (pause)
^^^
*drowns in tears*
^^
*tries to save him*
*is pulled under [ll] by the currents*
*co-drowns*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
now, not so much
August 26th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
LMAO@dicks floating around the homies’ heads
I would stop associating with said homies real quick, on my mama!
August 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Joe 88 Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
*Puts on glasses*
*Watches MTV jams*
*Drake “best I ever had” video comes on*
*sees drake has more woods on his jacket then the whole starting 5*
*throws up*
*Breaks glasses*
*throws TV out the window*
^^^
I bet Drake is on some Jupiter w/ 12 moons shit…
August 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
wow, pause
adrienne > adrian
August 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
i think i would just opt for a tallymark view instead of actual penises [ll]
^ yea that’ll be more proper than the 3 sec blur out.
^
uhhm….ya think?
August 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Me: aye keith, what you about to do?
Keith: go smash this bitch. . . lemme get a ride to her crib?
*puts on glasses*
*notices dicks fluttering around keith’s head*
Me: . . . . nah nigga.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Hymen Hunter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
That’ll be wild, you just got finished running ball with your boys and you throw the glasses on and see all of them niggas got dicks circling there heads, lol (pause)
^^^
*drowns in tears*
^^
*tries to save him*
*is pulled under [ll] by the currents*
*co-drowns*
^^^
*dead*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I bet Drake is on some Jupiter w/ 12 moons shit…
^^
i’m out.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
*puts on glasses*
*sees dicks commenting*
*logs off*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Hymen Hunter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Me: aye keith, what you about to do?
Keith: go smash this bitch. . . lemme get a ride to her crib?
*puts on glasses*
*notices dicks fluttering around keith’s head*
Me: . . . . nah nigga.
*dead*
*dead*
*dead*
This nigga put on the glasses before he gave him homie a ride
*dead*
*in tears*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Hymen Hunter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Me: aye keith, what you about to do?
Keith: go smash this bitch. . . lemme get a ride to her crib?
*puts on glasses*
*notices dicks fluttering around keith’s head*
Me: . . . . nah nigga.
^^^
*Takes Rx medicine from Dr. Conrad Murray(nh)*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
For some reason when ya’ll keep saying “dicks fluttering around their head” I also hear birds tweeting like when someone gets knocked out on a cartoon…smh
August 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
floatimg dicks(poz) is FUCKING KILLING ME right now.
*daps* cOLD and Cici
August 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
lol, there’d be mad random shit with dicks floating around it. . . . trees, rolls of toilet paper. . .
tribe’s snapple bottles.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
*dies at all of the above*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
*notices dicks fluttering around keith’s head*
Me: . . . . nah nigga.
^ ADM.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Sky might fall is tough.
I left Kid Cudi’s set in Philadelphia (that they were handing out free tickets too), after 4 songs b/c the shit was horrible.
I hope will start hearing more grown man shit so soon.
Nas’s Getting Married >>>
Jigga flowed like us but hit with Ain’t No N****s
August 26th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
yo, i’m DYIN at work right now!!!!!!
August 26th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
“Floating and fluttering penises”?!….WTF?…yall niggas worse than the nahright 3rd Shift… SMH @ joe88 wanting 3 second glimpses at penises…
August 26th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Me: . . . . nah nigga.
^
yo i can’t breathe…..
August 26th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
“Floating and fluttering penises”?!….WTF?…yall niggas worse than the nahright 3rd Shift… SMH @ joe88 wanting 3 second glimpses at penises…
^*backs out Nah slowly*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Mr. i don’t give fidduck abidout the shit that you commented Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Me: . . . . nah nigga.
^
yo i can’t breathe…..
^
*radios homo to do CPR*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Oh, I got the glasses for females too … “The Vagina Talleys”
put the glasses on, you’ll see how how many coochies he’s hit.
Can be used on lesbians as well (GLAAD-approved Rainbow-colored edition)
August 26th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I would actually wanna see the dicks on the jacket(pause).That way you can see if the pussy got any walls left.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Shift… SMH @ joe88 wanting 3 second glimpses at penises…
^*backs out Nah slowly*
^^^
*dead*
thas a bad hit.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
yo, what if you could use the glasses on pictures and shit. . . .
like, you look at an old busta rhymes cd and he got penises stuck in time fluttering around his head. . .
*dead*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
BabyDoll Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
For some reason when ya’ll keep saying “dicks fluttering around their head” I also hear birds tweeting like when someone gets knocked out on a cartoon…smh
^^^
I’m out.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
* folds arms and sleeps in the metal fold out chair *
*waits for penis talk to die down*
*snores*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
I would actually wanna see the dicks on the jacket(pause).That way you can see if the pussy got any walls left.
^ this, like you’d know how to approach a broad based on the amount, if the chick got like 200 d.o.h.j, you can be mad aggressive with the approach on some yo I wanna smash.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
*deaddd*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
D.O.H.J. ?!?!?!?!?!
yo, this gonna be the name of my girl group. . . . and they won’t know what it means.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
like, you look at an old busta rhymes cd and he got penises stuck in time fluttering around his head
^^^^^^
wraseraerrarrrrrrrrararrrrrrr(c)busta like a dungeon dragon
*dead dead dead*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I also hear birds tweeting like when someone gets knocked out on a cartoon…smh
^^^
I’m out.
^ yo hold that door cici.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I bet homo puts on the glasses and see dicks around his own head
August 26th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
That way you can see if the pussy got any walls left.
^
puss that don’t got any walls left isn’t that fun.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Asher = CuDi > 80 billion other rappers > Charles Hamilton > Wale > everyone who’s ever rhymed words even accidentally > Drake
August 26th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
“Floating and fluttering penises”?!….WTF?…yall niggas worse than the nahright 3rd Shift… SMH @ joe88 wanting 3 second glimpses at penises…
^I didn’t say nothing about the 3 seconds. I’m all for the tally marks
August 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
# COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Megan Fox has signed up to play Catwoman in the next “Batman” movie.
^^^
Yup, Transformers 2 Sucked THAT much to jump ship.
^^^^
FOH TRANSFORMERS WAS HOT LMAO FOHHHHH
August 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
D.O.H.J.
^
classic.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
what if you pass the glasses around to the homies in the bar and you find a girl with 150dicks on her jacket, one of the homies goes hard for the pussy and he gets rejected, that will be eternal clowing
August 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I swear I got a cramp in my side laughing off this shit.Yall niggas is retarded.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
for those of you whom find this whole talk about the magni-fly glasses grotesque, its not as much about the dicks as it is about the pussy.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
The glasses should have the time & dates of the last time the chick got dicked down also. (pause)
August 26th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
what if you pass the glasses around to the homies in the bar and you find a girl with 150dicks on her jacket, one of the homies goes hard for the pussy and he gets rejected, that will be eternal clowing
^ word, major fail.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
What will happen when you look at one of Diddy’s albums?
*Breaks glasses, stops listening to hip hop, and turns on dancehall*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
the magni-fly glasses
^You niggas are fucking hilarious
August 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
The glasses should have the time & dates of the last time the chick got dicked down also. (pause)
^^
yo, bitches wouldn’t know WHAT to do!!!
Me: where was you at? i called you at 8, but it went straight to voicemail. . .
Babydoll: i was at a Delta event.
*puts on glasses*
Me: . . . .nah nigga.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
what if you pass the glasses around to the homies in the bar and you find a girl with 150dicks on her jacket, one of the homies goes hard for the pussy and he gets rejected, that will be eternal clowing
^^
LMFAO.I would pull over at the gas station and buy rubbers and sit them shits on the console,like bitch I KNOW i’m fucking you tonight.I seen them dicks.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
why do they even have to be dicks in the first place? why cant you have something that merely REPRESENTS the dicks?
perhaps corn on the cob.
perhaps a churro.
?
August 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Joe 88 Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
“Floating and fluttering penises”?!….WTF?…yall niggas worse than the nahright 3rd Shift… SMH @ joe88 wanting 3 second glimpses at penises…
^I didn’t say nothing about the 3 seconds. I’m all for the tally mark
^^^
Fuck tally marks. What is this? 2nd grade math lesson?
I want hard penises and jiggling balls making all left turns around heads like Daytona 500
August 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I swear I wouldnt bring them home though, like you come home and wifey got one extra dick floating…
August 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Oh joe88… My bad… Was that cOLD?… No wonder Son was trying to sneak out of the forum… LOL
August 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Joe 88 Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
The glasses should have the time & dates of the last time the chick got dicked down also. (pause)
^WOW…LMAO!
August 26th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
real chop…..
if the glasses can tell you which floatin/flutterin dick had an std/sti @ the time of use is the only way i’d rock ‘em.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
cOLD Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
for those of you whom find this whole talk about the magni-fly glasses grotesque, its not as much about the dicks as it is about the pussy.
^^
Exactly.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
What will happen when you look at one of Diddy’s albums?
*Breaks glasses, stops listening to hip hop, and turns on dancehall*
^^
it’s just one giant penis.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I seen them dicks.
^Ayo what the fuck?
August 26th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
cOLD Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I swear I wouldnt bring them home though, like you come home and wifey got one extra dick floating…
^LMFAO & SMH
August 26th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Oh joe88… My bad… Was that cOLD?… No wonder Son was trying to sneak out of the forum… LOL
^ lol, yea that was until the were reivented with the tallymark.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
cOLD Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I swear I wouldnt bring them home though, like you come home and wifey got one extra dick floating…
^^^^^^
like on some past 90 day not your dick??????
*dead*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
like you come home and wifey got one extra dick floating…
^^^
*roffles*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
what if the glasses also showed the niggas’ names and any stds the chick might have, on some ‘wtf shorty got maaad grafitti floating by her head’
Nominate this nigga Cold for the Nobel Prize
August 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
BabyDoll Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
cOLD Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I swear I wouldnt bring them home though, like you come home and wifey got one extra dick floating…
^LMFAO & SMH
*deadeadeadeadead*
I’m in tears over here right now.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
LMFAO.I would pull over at the gas station and buy rubbers and sit them shits on the console,like bitch I KNOW i’m fucking you tonight.I seen them dicks.
^Deaddeaddeaddead
August 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Hymen Hunter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
The glasses should have the time & dates of the last time the chick got dicked down also. (pause)
^^
yo, bitches wouldn’t know WHAT to do!!!
Me: where was you at? i called you at 8, but it went straight to voicemail. . .
Babydoll: i was at a Delta event.
*puts on glasses*
Me: . . . .nah nigga.
^^^
Wait a minute, Pap.
Now you know where you’d REALLY be going, they’ll be ivy intertwined around those dicks…
August 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I wouldn’t rock them around Ma dukes.What if she got a lot of dicks on her jacket?I’ll be telling the kids “make sure yall wipe grandma kiss off baby”.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
NaS > JayZ
August 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
nah, you gotta be able to change the settings on the glasses. . . like, ladies may wanna see dicks circling a niggas head [ll]
me, i’d want jimmy hats to represent the number of dicks.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
**Comes back from a company lunch I didn’t wanna go to…..to see niggas talkin bout glasses that show how many dicks on a jacket!!
LMAO……. classic
August 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Chief Ali aKa Stop the Bitchassness Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
what if the glasses also showed the niggas’ names and any stds the chick might have, on some ‘wtf shorty got maaad grafitti floating by her head’
Nominate this nigga Cold for the Nobel Prize
^LMAO…or what if you had the glasses back in high school. The chick you had a crush on had like 0 or 1 back then…fast forward to your high school reunion and the same chick is on a hundred thousand trillion…SMH
August 26th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I wouldn’t rock them around Ma dukes.What if she got a lot of dicks on her jacket?I’ll be telling the kids “make sure yall wipe grandma kiss off baby”.
^^
lol
August 26th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I seen them dicks.
^Ayo what the fuck?
>this thread has reached EPIC proportions of hilarity.
i gotta go pray now. my mind has been corrupted.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I wouldn’t rock them around Ma dukes.What if she got a lot of dicks on her jacket?I’ll be telling the kids “make sure yall wipe grandma kiss off baby”.
^ lol damn ma, you were getting it in heavy huh, no wonder you and pops stayed beefin.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
i just want to see most recent d.o.h.j. like 30 day old, none there then she is virgin
August 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
*puts on Gucci magni-fry glasses*
*walks into club*
*gets compliments from the baddest broad in there*
*stares at her neck area*
*Sees soul train line of
dickstally marks**sees R.I.P signs next to half of the
dickstally marks**Knocks back 4 straight shots of patron*
*takes glasses off*
*goes in*
*puts glasses back on*
*sees my
dicktally mark with a R.I.P sign next to it**Jumps out of project window*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Step-dad: hey son, i’m goin on a fishing trip with some buddies of mine, wanna come?
*puts on glasses*
Me: . . . nah nigga.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
What if you looked at your mom and she had no floating dicks”… Would you question your own existence?… Would you AYO your father?..
Its Deeper Than Glasses
August 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
the glasses have updates too.
i heard on the 28th theyre coming out with the Hoe Leopard edition..
August 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
NaS > JayZ
^roffle at lands attempts to change course
PINKY!!!
August 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
The diet I went on yesterday did not last. It ended today. I’m stuffing my face
August 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
bobby bobby bobby/digi digi digi/stuck to your ass like a victoria secret wedgy
August 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
*dead* at the Joe88 tallymark RIP remix
*leaves office in tears*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
PINKY 4 LIFE!!!!
August 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
these glasses will be made by apple.
they’ll be called. . .
iDick.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I Fux Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
i just want to see most recent d.o.h.j. like 30 day old, none there then she is virgin
^^naw make that a 90 day grace period. I can imagine a few OJ moments when the husband comes home to find dicks orbit wifeys dome like the rings of saturn
August 26th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Wtf is going on here
August 26th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Hymen Hunter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Step-dad: hey son, i’m goin on a fishing trip with some buddies of mine, wanna come?
*puts on glasses*
Me: . . . nah nigga.
—————————-
lmao!
thats grounds for a mouth shot [ll]
August 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
landLORD Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
What if you looked at your mom and she had no floating dicks”… Would you question your own existence?… Would you AYO your father?..
Its Deeper Than Glasses
^*DEAD*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
yo imagine somebody getting those shades as a wedding gift
only to find out they work all too well, lmao
August 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
somebody bookmark this post. . . this will be one that we gonna hafta look back on in like 6 months. . .
like the amanda diva jawn.
and the one where eskay said talkin on the phone to another nigga was gay. . .
August 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
The diet I went on yesterday did not last. It ended today. I’m stuffing my face
^^
*dead*
I said I as gone fast for a week.Sheeiit.I woke up and ate bacon,eggs,home fries,toast,etc.Fuck that.Food is incredible.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
was>as
August 26th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
# Jersey*made*me Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I wouldn’t rock them around Ma dukes.What if she got a lot of dicks on her jacket?I’ll be telling the kids “make sure yall wipe grandma kiss off baby”.
^^
LMAO.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Hymen Hunter Says:
August 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
these glasses will be made by apple.
they’ll be called. . .
iDick.
^^^
*walks out of APT*
*rides R1 to Philly Airport*
*catches flight across Bermuda Triangle*
*already knows the drill*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Its Deeper Than Glasses
^^
LMAOOO!!!
August 26th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
So my joke wasn’t funny? Fuck yall
August 26th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
these glasses will be made by apple.
they’ll be called. . .
iDick.
^^^
nah pap….
they’d be called DOHJLEYS
niggas rockin mad pairs of DOHJLEY sunglasses n shit.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
*wears white iDicks to homeboys wedding*
*realizes where he knows bride from*
*shows homeboy the tape*
August 26th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Step-dad: hey son, i’m goin on a fishing trip with some buddies of mine, wanna come?
*puts on glasses*
Me: . . . nah nigga.
^HOE-LEE-SHIT!!!!
August 26th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
they’d be called DOHJLEYS
^
you can’t pronounce this shit!!!
besides, the iDick can sync to your computer, and you can download the images you saw and put them online.
floating cocks and all.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
floating penises??? Homo won. no homo.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
floating penises??? Homo won. no homo.
^ roffs.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
you can’t pronounce this shit!!!
^
yeah you can….like oakleys but DOHJLEYS yo. fuck it i’ll mine’ll be the iDICK generic brand then.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Dick? Like a man dick?
August 26th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
CuDi’s Demo Tape just leaked