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on Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 at 6:33 pm
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July 23rd, 2009 at 6:34 pm
nestle pipes is a fruit tart
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:35 pm
nustle’s pipes
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:35 pm
A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:34 pm
i wish i could be that nice to a female. Some girls actually appreciate that
^^no they don’t
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Nah My cuzzo aint Gay he’s a bitch.
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
This song is dope
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
the day my whole life changed was when i was 23 and fuckin with a married bitch. i used to play the nice guy card but with this woman i didn’t give a fuck. i showed her i cared but i still held her head against the fucking wall while i beat it up. and i never ever ever saw a bitch get so attached to me before that. she even told me at one point, “it’s like you can be this kind, caring, emotional guy… and then turn into a pussy killing machine. i need it.”
blew my motherfuckin mind! this information needs to be given to every dude straight out of high school
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
This song is dope
… but the official version is so boring
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Real Talk..I don’t think his cousin is gay…
A lot of niggas got different styles when they approach women..
Not all niggas are tying to get a nut…or fuck the pussy..
Some niggas respect, adore and cherish women..
I got a couple of homeys…That are labeled the “nice guys” or “simps”..
They respect their women…they’d do everything…
And they’re not about smashing and dashing…they give women their time…and they look for a “Good woman”
I’m an asshole…I treat women like shit…but they still come back…I tell them niggas..”Good girls” dont exist..
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:38 pm
the roots are overrated… No shots at ?uestlove
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
My Little Cousin he just graduated from high school committed to Santa Clara to play soccer and he is mulling reneging and going to a fucking Community college here in town to be close to his soon to be senior in high school Girlfriend. I looked at that motherfucker like he was dead to me. We have taught him since he was 14 that pussy wasnt shit. His brother’s pimp game is strong, the blueprint was layed out and this kid turned around and shat on it.
The game done changed(c)GOAT
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Tell your cuzzin next time he around that bitch. just go ape shit over something small and punch a hole in a wall..
Beleive me she’ll respect him from then on. Bitches need to know that you can be semi-psycho
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
there’s nothing gay about thong, the problem is he’s a guy who has it exactly wrong. he thinks the attention and the respect and the niceties and the secrete ((c) fux) treatment is “game.” that’s actually the opposite. game is when you don’t call a chick for a week until she’s goes blind staring at her phone waiting for you to call and then you hit her off with that text message at 11:14 pm on a sunday night on some disrespectful shit like “you know you’re thinking about me, come over” and then you don’t get a text back but she’s at your door in 14 minutes in sweats tucked into ugz boots and a tanktop with her hair pulled back and light make-up on, ready for whateva. that’s game.
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Nas ordered to make $44K monthly payments to Kelis
^This nigga stay losing
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Real Talk…Don’t ever be nice or respectful to woman….Woman don’t like the “Nice Guys”…
they don’t like the niggas that will do anything and everything for them…and simp for them…
They want the assholes, the jocks, the jerks…the niggas that treat them like shit….beat the pussy up and gag them…
they want that dude…not the “nice guy”
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
good girls exist pre-18. by then they’re getting so much attention, it’s not even that they learn how to use guys, it’s that their needs and desires change. they get bored very quickly
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
This song is dope
… but the official version is so boring
–i like the official version
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Word who hasnt, but at what age is this not right?? or is it more an over under Pussy’s on the jacket kind of deal? not really age???
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I’d say like 24 but it is an over under pussy on the jacket type of thing too.
I remember I had this chick that I dated for like 9 months when I was 22-23. Bitch was super model hot…I’d show up to bars and clubs with her and all eyes were on her. But I was stupid and fell waaay too hard for the pussy. She was able to pull that shit that this chick is pulling on your cousin for a while. SMH at myself.
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
hip hop cops is telling 100% truth, print his post out and give it to every simp you know.
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
“Nice Guys” finish last…Once a girl labels you the “Nice Guy”…you’ll be friend zoned…and get no ass…
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
hip hop cops Says:
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
the day my whole life changed was when i was 23 and fuckin with a married bitch. i used to play the nice guy card but with this woman i didn’t give a fuck. i showed her i cared but i still held her head against the fucking wall while i beat it up. and i never ever ever saw a bitch get so attached to me before that. she even told me at one point, “it’s like you can be this kind, caring, emotional guy… and then turn into a pussy killing machine. i need it.”
blew my motherfuckin mind! this information needs to be given to every dude straight out of high school
^^^
Realest shit i never wrote
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
@fux
basically you need to teach your cuzzo to George Costanza it… any instinct he has regarding how to act around or treat a woman, do the opposite of it
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:43 pm
hip hop cops isn’t bragging or boasting, just telling troof in the boof. some dudes just understand how to be a dickhead and parlay that into baller shtatus. *props*
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:43 pm
hip hop cops Says:
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
@fux
basically you need to teach your cuzzo to George Costanza it… any instinct he has regarding how to act around or treat a woman, do the opposite of it
^^I declare you good sir….a certified genius
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Nas gonna either kill himself or turn gay if he continues to collect L’s whilst sucking for love…
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:43 pm
The Game is To be Sold Not to Be told(c)WestCoast GOAT
I have a fucking headache right now thinking of all this shit.
peep this. My Cuzzo the simp, had a cousin from his side visit from Chicago. She immediately was feeling the kid and another Cousin of mine Jesus. Well she was like I wish Thongs didnt tell about you guys, cuz you two are soo cool. THIS NIGGA TOLD HER EVERYTHING ABOUT US and We still could have got her drawls. I didnt out of respect of my cousins emotional state. My Cousin Jesus on the other hand got his dick sucked and told Thongs the next day, motherfucker had a tear in his eye.
done and done.
Simps for Humanity
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:43 pm
I remember I had this chick that I dated for like 9 months when I was 22-23. Bitch was super model hot…I’d show up to bars and clubs with her and all eyes were on her. But I was stupid and fell waaay too hard for the pussy. She was able to pull that shit that this chick is pulling on your cousin for a while. SMH at myself.
^We all go thru it (pause) at one point or another i’m still going thru it with my ex, it’s just something about that bitch I can’t stay away from. My whole family hates her, like she can’t come to family gatherings, nothing, but I still creep with the bitch. smh @ self
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:44 pm
11:14 pm on a sunday night on some disrespectful shit like “you know you’re thinking about me, come over” and then you don’t get a text back but she’s at your door in 14 minutes in sweats tucked into ugz boots and a tanktop with her hair pulled back and light make-up on, ready for whateva. that’s game.
^^^
word to the girl i was “seeing” who called me a selfish jerk who never cared about her, and that i could rot in hell, coming to me during work with an iced capp (Us canadians and that Tim Horton’s iced cap, google it if you don’t know) talking bout she wants peace talks… guess who’s beating that pussy again without “seeing” her this time around… nice guys finish last
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Hip Hop Cops, Unfortunately not everyone gets to have that epiphany.
Females Won!
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:44 pm
All you niggas fucking around with married woman…be very careful…that pussy can cost you niggas your lives..
A Nigga might fuck you up for fucking his girlfriend…but a Nigga will definitely kill/murder you for fucking his wife..
I’ve fucked with a lot of engaged/married woman…I regret it…very stressful times for me..
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:45 pm
My Cousin Jesus on the other hand got his dick sucked and told Thongs the next day, motherfucker had a tear in his eye.
*dead*
Niggas getting head from there 3rd cousins & shit, classic
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
What kinda family does your cousin have? Sometimes when peoples parents were like “high school sweethearts” [ll] or virgins before they married (yeah right) it fucks with their kids’ heads when it comes to relationships. They think life is some sort of chick flick.
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
^We all go thru it (pause) at one point or another i’m still going thru it with my ex, it’s just something about that bitch I can’t stay away from. My whole family hates her, like she can’t come to family gatherings, nothing, but I still creep with the bitch. smh @ self
^^^
we all got that one ex… thank god she moved to another city, or i’d still be praising that booty like it was the holy grail…
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
one time in a drunk stupur, my baby moms before the baby, dropped me off at my house at 2am and said I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. I ran 10 miles to her house got there at 4am declaring my fucking love to her.
THAT DAY I LOST FOR LIFE, sure she took me back and we had a beautiful CHILD. but all things being equal I lost.
She always brought up that moment. declaring HOW IN LOVE I USED TO BE WITH HER. I could never live up to that moment, ever again.
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:48 pm
listen to nestle, these chicks will lie and say they separated but really they just unhappy. their man will go thru their phone, find you, and slice you. not worth it.
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:48 pm
>>that pussy can cost you niggas your lives..
ha, yeah i guess i forgot to mention the downside to that story, her husband got released from clinton a few months after that and wanted to murk me. i lost a lot of sleep that summer, i ain’t even gonna lie
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:48 pm
nigga ran a marathon..10 miles?
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Yo, real talk, nice guys do finish last
I had this one bitch that I didn’t give a fuck about, I use to call her when I was drunk, cuss her out, make her catch a cab over my house just to get fucked.
Now lets move 5 years into the future, I find this bitch on myspace, now i’m a semi nice guys cause I feel karma catching up to a nigga, so we rap over the phone, etc I take this bitch to the movies, etc talk to her all times of the night, etc I still aint get the pussy again yet, real rap
Joe88 pimp game in 09′= Fail
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Niggas Kill over Bitches…They not sucker for loves. Its just the principle.
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:49 pm
I ran 10 miles to her house got there at 4am declaring my fucking love to her.
^
this blicka ran half-marathons for his broad
loss (lmao)
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:49 pm
in sweats tucked into ugz boots and a tanktop with her hair pulled back and light make-up on, ready for whateva. that’s game.
^
THIS
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:50 pm
She always brought up that moment. declaring HOW IN LOVE I USED TO BE WITH HER. I could never live up to that moment, ever again.
^^^
always give them less… when you give them more, they want more, if you can give em 10… give em 2, and spread the 8 out evenly for the next year… continue as necessary
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:50 pm
*currently listening to ‘Loso’s Way*
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:50 pm
we all got that one ex… thank god she moved to another city, or i’d still be praising that booty like it was the holy grail…
^You I wish my ex moved next to satan, I swear that bitch is the god damn devil. (c) Lenard washington
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:50 pm
The game done changed(c)GOAT
^ ^
I don’t remember saying that.
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:51 pm
rex hussla Says:
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
What kinda family does your cousin have?
^^^^^
two good parents. I ho of a sister who settled down got married. A little Punk ass brother. Nothing Major. He lives in the backyard apartment/studio of his Parents house. Its whatever, he is just SOFT!
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:51 pm
THAT DAY I LOST FOR LIFE
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no offense but *deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad* only ’cause I know what you mean…
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Chicks can fuck up all your training my oldest son acts like I never taught him nothing he listens to her.
all my 25 years of schooling down the drain and shes a white girl and they had a child my 1st grandchild. They live with her family which is something i also told him never to do and the baby is around them all the time so when she comes to my house as soon as i try to hold her she crys and she watches me the whole time shes here and its not just me if anyone thats not light skin or white trys to hold her she screams like your killing her. She only lets her father whose lite and my younger children hold her she likes kids but I think shes racist but i love her anyway. Why don’t kids ever listen SMDH
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:53 pm
^You I wish my ex moved next to satan, I swear that bitch is the god damn devil. (c) Lenard washington
^^^
LOL, nah shawty’s a nice girl, but damn i was under a fucking spell, i dunno how i was that person, i made a complete 180 after our relationship fell apart, now bitches ain’t shit, cause when you treat em right, they fuck you over