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Posted by Dre
on Sunday, May 31st, 2009 at 10:32 pm
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Awards, Comedy, Live Performances, TV
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May 31st, 2009 at 10:34 pm
em is gonna bash cohen now
May 31st, 2009 at 10:34 pm
RRROOOOOOOFFFFFFLLLLLLLLL
*speechless*
RRRRRROOOOOOOOFFFFFFFLLLLLLL
May 31st, 2009 at 10:36 pm
a) that was fast
b) em needs to learn to take a joke
May 31st, 2009 at 10:36 pm
That’s some fucked up shit if not planned. I would of punched him in the face.
May 31st, 2009 at 10:36 pm
thats the funniest shit i’ve seen all year. i got tears in my fuckin eyes right now
*slits wrists*
May 31st, 2009 at 10:36 pm
em was in on this i think
May 31st, 2009 at 10:39 pm
people saying he took an L shit every body talking bout it shit was staged he will sell double its all about names out there shit will probably be onthe view and good morning america
May 31st, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Ah ah ah Em mmmyyyy ninja *Denzel voice*
May 31st, 2009 at 10:39 pm
MTV fucked him over…
May 31st, 2009 at 10:44 pm
That was fhucked up.
May 31st, 2009 at 10:46 pm
who gives a fuck they will regret it stans watched the award show just to see em if he is pissed at them he can affect mtv by going at them
May 31st, 2009 at 10:46 pm
smh…..if this shit was staged.
tribe, thats your boy (yes)
May 31st, 2009 at 10:47 pm
There is not one other m.c. that dude coulda pulled that on without getting slumped on national televison. That shit should not get a pass. Not cool..
May 31st, 2009 at 10:47 pm
shit was staged. He would have moved out the way already if it wasnt
May 31st, 2009 at 10:51 pm
May 31st, 2009 at 10:54 pm
rofl, I hope that wasn’t staged
May 31st, 2009 at 10:57 pm
so wait, did em perform on the awards or what after this?
also, what is the video camron has where he is woken up by his moms, and throughout the video he gets up, lights an L, and presumably gets ready for a funeral, i think…idk….shit might be old as fuck..but its a good song
May 31st, 2009 at 10:58 pm
NAW IT WASN’T PLANNED, HE LEFT RIGHT AFTER. GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
SO WRONG YET SO FUCKIN PERFECT LOL.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:00 pm
smh @ anybody who doesn’t think that shit was staged…..please.
Also, ever asked yourself why MTV is always on some homo/ lesbian shit?! There’s a deep reason behind it…
May 31st, 2009 at 11:00 pm
lmao. That shit had to be planned, any self respecting man would have punched him in the face.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:01 pm
fake as hell. he didnt even twitch
May 31st, 2009 at 11:01 pm
fake as hell. he didnt even twitch
May 31st, 2009 at 11:02 pm
gotta be staged, mtv isnt dumb enough to piss off one of their biggest, if not their biggest artist ever, he’s in on it, just didnt want to sit around for the rest of the twilight suckfest
May 31st, 2009 at 11:05 pm
THE STANS FEEL VIOLATED LOL. I THINK MTV PLANNED IT BUT EM WASN’T INFORMED, RAGE CARIE TYPE SHIT LOL.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:08 pm
# FuckUPayMe618 Says:
May 31st, 2009 at 11:00 pm
lmao. That shit had to be planned, any self respecting man would have punched him in the face.
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THEN WHY DIDN’T HE?
May 31st, 2009 at 11:09 pm
oh em and his crafty marketing. lol
May 31st, 2009 at 11:10 pm
While the show has not reached its halfway point, the award for most outrageous presenter at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards surely goes to Sacha Baron Cohen’s Brüno, who surprised an unamused Eminem with a front-row seat to his manhood.
When it was his turn to present the Golden Popcorn statue for Best Male Performance, Brüno, the fictional gay Austrian fashion reporter, descended from the rafters dressed as a sort of angel. He lowered himself directly over Em, who had just returned to his seat after performing a medley of two tracks from his new album, Relapse, until his legs were on either side of the rapper’s head and his bare buttocks were exposed.
Em then seemed to utter an expletive and request his bodyguards to get Brüno off of him. A minor melee ensued and Brüno dangled above Em, who quickly got out of his seat and left the auditorium as cameras followed his exit.
Somewhere in there, Brüno announced the winner of the Best Male Performance: Zac Efron, for his performance in “High School Musical 3: Senior Year.”
Efron had a tough act to follow — “That was weird!,” he said — but he was gracious in his thanks for his award.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:11 pm
clearly mtv knew it was coming, they had a close up on em .. but as far as em knowing …
May 31st, 2009 at 11:14 pm
My initial guess was Em had no idea what was going on and didn’t move because he was literally in shock of what was happening..but then again it is hard to believe he would have acted that calm.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:14 pm
1) If it was staged, Em took an L. I’m sorry, but there’s no way a man’s ass/balls are going anywhere near my face. That’s why I don’t play basketball.
2) Didn’t this just happen? Damn the internet moves fast.
3) @ last post “Or did it die because Twista kept trying to recreate Slow Jamz?” (c) Joe Budden
May 31st, 2009 at 11:16 pm
NAW THE CAMERAS WAS GOING CRAZY WHEN IT HAPPENED, IT WAS LIVE PEOPLE, SO NO EDITING. HOMO.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:16 pm
The whole world is on some homo shit in tv and movies like it’s finny or something
May 31st, 2009 at 11:16 pm
salvia blunts Says:
May 31st, 2009 at 10:57 pm
so wait, did em perform on the awards or what after this?
also, what is the video camron has where he is woken up by his moms, and throughout the video he gets up, lights an L, and presumably gets ready for a funeral, i think…idk….shit might be old as fuck..but its a good song
^^its called love my life
May 31st, 2009 at 11:17 pm
it was so blatently planned i didnt crack a smile… to be honest i was dissapointed when curtis didnt come out and dre for craack a bottle
May 31st, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Lol at Eminem’s security assaulting that dude.
But that dude’s ass cheeks was all up in Eminem’s face and nose. Straight up homo.
And Eminem did get teabagged. Straight up nuts on his moustache.
If it was any other rapper. He probably would of got jumped, stabbed or shot.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:17 pm
“insane”
May 31st, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Amp gettin ethered by casket face>jay etherin nasir
May 31st, 2009 at 11:19 pm
^^its called love my life
^^
“Esco, wadup?”
daps homey
May 31st, 2009 at 11:20 pm
should have done it too that fag from twilight
May 31st, 2009 at 11:21 pm
WHAT UP
May 31st, 2009 at 11:21 pm
this video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom
May 31st, 2009 at 11:22 pm
but wait didn’t em just release a whole song about homosexual sex and him being on the receiving end of it? and didn’t he just freestyle on a german tv show about how he’s gay and it’s raining dicks? and now this???
May 31st, 2009 at 11:22 pm
zup DBL4
May 31st, 2009 at 11:22 pm
DawaunParker
Following
@ublvd Em not mad
^ em knew about it
*ends story*
May 31st, 2009 at 11:23 pm
EM COULD DO A GAY PORN AND STILL GET A PASS IN HIPHOP.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:26 pm
should have done it too that fag from twilight
^^^LMAO which twilight fag would that be?there’s like 100 of them….
May 31st, 2009 at 11:29 pm
that was some of the funniest shit i have ever seen. he rags on so many people and trys to play if off like its no big deal and its funny. all i have to say is karma and i hope he now knows how it feels to be the BUTT END OF A JOKE(HA HA). WAY TO GO MTV
May 31st, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Video’s down but this pic is priceless. Pausem myself for posting it.
mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/movie_awards_2009/eminem_in_bruno/281×211.jpg
May 31st, 2009 at 11:35 pm
eminem creamed his pants when he got those nuts on his face.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:39 pm
# 187 Says:
May 31st, 2009 at 10:47 pm
shit was staged. He would have moved out the way already if it wasnt
^
(c) Dave Chappele
May 31st, 2009 at 11:40 pm
that shit is staged and very much homosexual
pause tyrese for the way he’s lookin at em in that screenshot
May 31st, 2009 at 11:44 pm
First off, half of you niggas watching the video over and over should question your sexuality before Em would have to.
Secondly nothing a bunch of losers on a website can do will take away from the fact that Eminem continues to be the greatest rapper ever in the eyes of the general public and the man with the largest global fanbase hip hop has ever seen.
He didn’t lower slowly onto him. They had borat swinging all over the place before he actually dropped onto Em.
Real spit you niggas need to get off Ems dick honestly. Just keep listening to rick ross or whatever untalented excuse for an emcee you like with their formulaic and boring overly soulful unmotivated production.
Its just bothersome to see that people can be such losers and so devoid of an actual life as to watch this gay shit over and over just to hate on a man who has obviously earned his stripes. I ain’t white but why should I give a fuck that he is? and most of your favorite artists don’t get shine based on their lack of talent not because they arent sufficiently type-casted.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
You’ll got to be joking, any real man in Eminem’s situation would not react just to make sure MTV didn’t get any satifaction from this insulting set up. I am ashamed of the youth of America if you this this ” insult” is cool. Words cant describe the “idiocy” of this behavior to any human being.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:47 pm
IM SORRY BUT BEST FREESTYLE EVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joHCfll2AGI
May 31st, 2009 at 11:48 pm
“But if it wasn’t staged, score one for Cohen, who showed that the rapper, who hadn’t released an album of new material since 2004’s “Encore,” hasn’t grown up in the slightest.”
wtf????
if it was real, Em walking out was immature?
these dudes need to get shanked. fuck Em and all but the site i quoted MUST be on some pro-mono (pause) flex (pause).
May 31st, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Yep.. I just confirmed.. Looks like this was all planned. Damnn sux
May 31st, 2009 at 11:51 pm
“We don’t really know if Eminem was in on the joke, but once he got Bruno off his lap he stormed out of the theater and did not return for the remainder of the broadcast. Why would Eminem get so upset?”
THIS WHOLE WESTERN SOCIETY IS PRO-HOMO.
EMINEMS NEW ALBUM HAS PROBABLY MADE SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS DO GAY SHIT TOO.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:53 pm
EM COULD DO A GAY PORN AND STILL GET A PASS IN HIPHOP.
^^
roffle.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:59 pm
This Perfect Life June 23
Relapse 2 feat Charles Hamilton… Winter 09
June 1st, 2009 at 12:10 am
This Perfect Life June 23
^^
you dont really think that hes coming out then do you? he better give that shit away like his 505908 other tapes cuz interscope aint puttin that niglet out
June 1st, 2009 at 12:12 am
file under: stuff white people like
…and fuck carrots
June 1st, 2009 at 12:16 am
# ridalen Says:
June 1st, 2009 at 12:10 am
This Perfect Life June 23
^^
you dont really think that hes coming out then do you? he better give that shit away like his 505908 other tapes cuz interscope aint puttin that niglet out
^
realist shit i ever quote.
June 1st, 2009 at 12:16 am
Its coming out free on itunes but then will b sold with a dvd and stuff
June 1st, 2009 at 12:17 am
love hip hop
not huge on em
that shit wasnt right
June 1st, 2009 at 12:19 am
But yeah.. The t bag video is taken down and they kind of didnt show it. Like u heard em scream and people laughed but u didnt c it
June 1st, 2009 at 12:21 am
# Lelan Says:
June 1st, 2009 at 12:16 am
Its coming out free on itunes but then will b sold with a dvd and stuff
^
*dead*
June 1st, 2009 at 12:22 am
u heard em scream and people laughed
^^
*dead*
i still cant believe this shit… that was so fuckin over the top and outta line.
if i had seeds i would never let them watch ‘MO TV
June 1st, 2009 at 12:24 am
These nuts in ya mouth, thheeessse nutttss in yaa mouth *fat dude from Romeo Must Die voice*
June 1st, 2009 at 12:28 am
This was probably staged. Em knows the history of being the butt (pun oh so intended) of jokes previous on an MTV awards show that year Triumph went off on him, so now he should know to expect something strange with his comeback this year.
June 1st, 2009 at 12:29 am
the things some ppl will do for fame
its a herb
its a lame
its a….
goddamn shame
June 1st, 2009 at 12:29 am
Look at the picture on MTV. COM
June 1st, 2009 at 12:31 am
its like a leotard fest
how it got started is any retard’s guess
June 1st, 2009 at 12:32 am
“In the commercial, after taking over the DJ stand, Dre and his can of Dr. Pepper preview a few bars of what is reportedly a song bound for Dre’s Detox, the follow-up to his 1999 album 2001. As Nah Right points out, the beat featured in the ad is from the track “Shit Popped Off,” a previously leaked rumored Detox track and one of the supposed products of Dre’s recent collaboration with T.I.”
Rolling Stone
June 1st, 2009 at 1:13 am
AND THE PANDEMIC STARTS NOW LOL.
http://asslikeborat.ytmnd.com/
June 1st, 2009 at 1:15 am
Yeah that was funny. It was all planned fo sho!!
June 1st, 2009 at 1:17 am
That was hilarious! If it wasn’t planned then why not move? He got some bucks for that stunt. Both of em did.
June 1st, 2009 at 3:44 am
Voltron Says:
May 31st, 2009 at 11:51 pm
“We don’t really know if Eminem was in on the joke, but once he got Bruno off his lap he stormed out of the theater and did not return for the remainder of the broadcast. Why would Eminem get so upset?”
THIS WHOLE WESTERN SOCIETY IS PRO-HOMO.
___________________
There’s a reason why they’re pushing for that…..fuck them. Don’t watch TV…and definitely don’t watch MTV.
June 1st, 2009 at 5:02 am
Are you guys actually blogging in English?? I can’t understand a word any of you people have typed!!
June 1st, 2009 at 6:05 am
In regards to what happened to Eminem last night, I’m not sure which 2009 MTV Movie Awards some of you were watching last night but the one we watched definitely WAS NOT staged although as everyone else has agreed, Em’ should have dotted both of that fool’s eyes before leaving the scene. I have a feeling MTV will be paying out on this one.
June 1st, 2009 at 6:18 am
lol
June 1st, 2009 at 7:08 am
i’m laughing at all the fool who keep saying it was staged and Em knew he was going to get nuts on his chin. Yall act like if you say he knew about it that somehow makes it something cool to happen. SMH….that would only makes him sound gay as hell. i don’t see the logic in it being ok if that was the case. that makes it worse. And how is that going to help him sell more records??? What straight people you know that hasn’t bought the CD yet gets motivated to go out and buy someone’s album after they seen him get nutcake and ass pie on live TV and was in on it????? What kind of area do yall live in where stuff like that is considered cool to people and make them want to by that album? If anything Sasha is the one who’s going to make bank off of this. His movie is going to do big numbers now. MTV Punk’d Em. i get Nick and Mariah are somewhere laughing their asses off
June 1st, 2009 at 8:00 am
ITS A SHAME HOW 90% OF THE PEOPLE THERE CANT EVEN FOLLOW EMS FLOW NOR UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT HES RHYMING ABOUT im white but sometimes white people just make me sick……..i blame the BX
June 1st, 2009 at 8:15 am
Staged! Em should fire his goons if it isn’t cause they damn sure aint protecting him. And notice how the camera points right at Em before Bruno comes floating down.
June 1st, 2009 at 9:31 am
If it was any other rapper. He probably would of got jumped, stabbed or shot.
roffle
June 1st, 2009 at 10:16 am
Yeah you right…Em always the one rapper that shows that he’s a cool guy
June 1st, 2009 at 10:42 am
I think that’s just nasty! If I were Eminem, I would press sexual assault charges against Sasha and then sue him for every cent. If Eminem were a woman it would have been a horrific sex crime. As a guy Eminem could have kicked this dude’s butt if he wasn’t famous and on tv but then would have been sued by the never funny Sasha for everything he had and had assault charges brought on him. But when a dude shoves his private parts in your face? That’s unacceptable and it’s assault. It’s not a joke. It’s not funny. This guy should be brought to justice. Otherwise we are saying this type of behavior is okay. Or maybe Eminem was just “asking for it,” right? His lips were saying No but his eyes said Yes…This is a sexual assault and it should be treated as such. MTV should be ashamed for allowing this.
June 1st, 2009 at 10:45 am
I hope this backfires on Sasha like Janet Jackson’s warddrobe malfunction. I definitely don’t think Eminem was in on it. He was a victim here of a sick “joke”.
June 1st, 2009 at 10:49 am
Oh and for those who say this wouldn’t have happened to them, did you expect Sasha was gonna fly down and shove his private parts in Eminem’s face? B/c I’m pretty sure if they’d been sitting in Eminem’s seat, they’d have no clue either and would have had the same thing happen to them. Who would expect to be assaulted at an awards show like that? Nobody deserves that treatment.
June 1st, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I didn’t know MTV was still on. Really, is there anyone that deserves that more than Eminem?
June 1st, 2009 at 3:34 pm
You’d have to be retarded to think this wasn’t planned. Still funny as hell, though. It shows the lengths Eminem goes through to entertain you motherfuckers (and to promote album).
June 1st, 2009 at 5:02 pm
honestly i dont think it was planned. i seen many videos with eminem really pissed off and that was real and i honestly feel like they didnt beat down the man cuz then they would have been gay bashin him . plus it was a bunch of big black guys them beating up that man would’ve made them look stupid . Eminem did the right thing by walking away
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:27 am
all of u can talk but in da end that was fucked up.cuz really if that were u i know u wouldnt be laughin in his ass…thats fucked up wat he did….and out of all da people em too man that messed up as hell…
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:54 am
WOW!!!!!!!!! This is a bit over the line. It was planned, and I think since Mr. Mathers has a child he should sue.
July 1st, 2009 at 12:44 am
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