word to mr. H – i remember the days when i would play acoustic versions of nirvana songs on a banjo at the local potbelly’s sandwich shop
i would finish a riveting rendition of “Come…as you are…as you were…as you *scowly growly cobain voice* waaaaaaant meeeeee to be…” and like 7 people would be clapping — half-heartedly — while they tried to eat their subs and milkshakes
on the strenth i got paid in ham sandwiches — and i don’t even eat ham (smh). i would have to just eat the bread. so now i deserve to be the chea that everyone knows and loves.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
If jay gave kanye a diddy type contract that nigga wouldve been a billionaire by now.
^
kanye is hugely wealthy. between touring and fashion, it is likely that he will be near the top of the list of highest-paid entertainers next year (i.e. 2010 looking back at 2009). and he doesn’t have a 360 deal – when he sells out two shows back to back in an NBA stadium, after he pays his opening acts and roadies, the remainder of the checks get cashed and cleared straight to his account. so don’t feel like dude is being held back — he could fart on a record and it would go gold tomorrow. his fanbase is probably the widest since dave mathews was touring. he is huge [||]
May 18th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
FUCK ASHER ROTH
May 18th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Headz aint Ready
May 18th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
word to mr. H – i remember the days when i would play acoustic versions of nirvana songs on a banjo at the local potbelly’s sandwich shop
i would finish a riveting rendition of “Come…as you are…as you were…as you *scowly growly cobain voice* waaaaaaant meeeeee to be…” and like 7 people would be clapping — half-heartedly — while they tried to eat their subs and milkshakes
on the strenth i got paid in ham sandwiches — and i don’t even eat ham (smh). i would have to just eat the bread. so now i deserve to be the chea that everyone knows and loves.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
chea – those banjo days was when you was strung out on H…doin anything to get your next fix right?
May 18th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
FUCK ASHER ROTH
May 18th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
yeah FUCK ASHER ROTH
May 18th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
BCC >
May 18th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
@ beezy – yes. correct! btw if u are max b how are u commenting during a murder trial. something here smells fishy (no
sleep’s wifeydrake’s mom)May 18th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
# BIG STRONG AKA Mr. Duck Ass Nigga Exposer Says:
yeah FUCK ASHER ROTH
^
fuck, finally- somebody here isn’t a brainwashed POS.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
all these damn posts…cant even get a good debate in…lol
May 18th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
FUCK DRAKE
May 18th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
FUCK TONY YAYO
May 18th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
all these damn posts…cant even get a good debate in…lol
^
Fuck you, GLC needs to come out.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
lol yall should have been here in the comments section last night when cats was going in on drake’s mom
someone said that drake’s dad was an actual pimp — so that must make his mom a ho
LOOOOOOL
so then cats was like “hey drake’s mom, how much for such and such”
i was *dead dead dead*
May 18th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Max B is going to Rahway if he blows trial
Home of the tossed Salad Dude
May 18th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
*blinks*
*sees 12 new posts*
May 18th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
If jay gave kanye a diddy type contract that nigga wouldve been a billionaire by now.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
FUCK ASHER ROTH
May 18th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
if u are max b how are u commenting during a murder trial.
^I have a body double in the courtroom…he’s also willing to serve out the entirety of my jail sentence if necessary.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Yes that was me
If Drakes Dad was a pimp then most likely Drakes Mom was Hoe
So…
Drakes Mom how much for Head?
May 18th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
FUCK ASHER ROTH
May 18th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Drake’s mom charges $5 for a handjob…$10 for the inverted grip with some unincumbered thumb strokage
May 18th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
sleep Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
If jay gave kanye a diddy type contract that nigga wouldve been a billionaire by now.
^
kanye is hugely wealthy. between touring and fashion, it is likely that he will be near the top of the list of highest-paid entertainers next year (i.e. 2010 looking back at 2009). and he doesn’t have a 360 deal – when he sells out two shows back to back in an NBA stadium, after he pays his opening acts and roadies, the remainder of the checks get cashed and cleared straight to his account. so don’t feel like dude is being held back — he could fart on a record and it would go gold tomorrow. his fanbase is probably the widest since dave mathews was touring. he is huge [||]
May 18th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I bet I could score a better deal with asher roth’s mom
May 18th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
$10 for the inverted grip with some unincumbered thumb strokage
^
I’m outta here
May 18th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
and she’s a Jew
May 18th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
FUCK ASHER ROTH
May 18th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Sleep’s girl > Drake’s mom. How is this even debatable?
May 18th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
hey Drakes Mom
How much does it cost
to give you a golden shower??
May 18th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Sleep’s girl > Drake’s mom
^
The unequivocal truth.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Max B better get a Drake Fade before he hits Rahway
May 18th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
wait…..drake’s mom was actually in the comments?
confirm this
May 18th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
theCo!!inB, not sure if you got the email, basically saying thanks for the look.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
# TheCo!!inB Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
wait…..drake’s mom was actually in the comments?
confirm this
^^
only for a short time. She then accepted BIGSTRONG’s offer & immediately logged off.
May 18th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
WTF?!?! niggas is trickin off like this these days?
A recent aim from my female friend:
this dude walked up to me at the bar and gave me 80 bucks the other night
like.. buy urself wutever u want.. OKAY!
May 19th, 2009 at 11:53 am
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