BK Cyph – Ode To Panamanian Cricket

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A few days ago, Gotty over at TSS published what we’ve come to refer to in the Nah comments section as “The Greatest Post in the History of Blogging”.

God bless the homie BK Cyph for giving me an excuse to re-post these pics.

Says him:

A few days ago some pics leaked online of some chicks at a Cricket game in Panama. FUCKIN AMAZING! Some folks are claiming photoshop and that may be the case, but I couldn’t take that chance. I’ve already booked my flight to Panama City and I’m embarking on a Borat-like expedition- wish me luck. But before I left, I decided to write a little song about it for your listening pleasures. Oh yeah, shouts to Cassie and all the good folks in the dELiA*s mailroom. HA!

BK Cyph – Ode To Panamanian Cricket

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105 Responses to “BK Cyph – Ode To Panamanian Cricket”

  1. Ghost Writer Says:

    OMG

  2. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    WTF *dies and goes to panama*

    that was fast SHOUT OUT TO BK CYPH he > Drake

  3. sean coonery Says:

    i would stick my tongue in their bootyholes and do anal raw till i bleed.

  4. Legend Says:

    yooooooo

    lets start placing bets on Cassie’s cup size.
    i got 20$ down on 32B

  5. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    yo i make the most immaculate morning coffee. world market sumatra blend and i grind that bitch down on the highest setting at world market – turkish blend. pack that bitch up in brown paper sacks (no khaled) and take it home. brew that shit and it’s glorious. my coffee is thick, deep brown (almost black), luscious, silky smooth, no acidity, just full of flavor — add some lactaid milk and a little honey to that bitch and what we have here is a caffee latte fit for kings and queens (no africa nostalgia)

  6. wavy is a cliche Says:

    jesus christ

  7. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    I played Cricket with the wifey last night. I closed my eyes and pictured myself with all these jawns

  8. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    ADM this was my screen saver for a week

  9. Ghost Writer Says:

    That shit is up in there

  10. Ghost Writer Says:

    Some how I predicted that shit with Kobe and Ron was going to happen…(no Nostradamus)

  11. sean coonery Says:

    Panamanians play cricket?

    Aren’t Panamanians basically just darker Colombians?

  12. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    @ hoots nah homie tell us how u really feel

  13. Beezy aka Rowdy Roddy Pipe Her Says:

    this shit truly is the greatest post in the history of blogging

  14. D. Billz Says:

    # BARPAN Says:
    May 7th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    D. Billz Says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Sandman RIPPED that Lou track.

    Re-Up lost.
    ^^^^^

    Homeboy Sandman >>>> Sandman

    ^You on creck (c) B’more accent. HS need to relive himself of that name.

    Gianormous mixtape > whatever HS previously, currently, and will release

  15. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    Spanish bitches > ____________> ____________________________> Spanish bitches again > ______________

  16. Ghost Writer Says:

    That’s a healthy looking ass

  17. sean coonery Says:

    So is this photoshopped or not…..Need to know before I rub one out to these.

  18. Ghost Writer Says:

    I vote this post stay up for the rest of the day

  19. ELECTROGREMLIN_CS88 Says:

    GATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTDAMN!

  20. The Shot Clock aka servin through my burglar bars Says:

    T.I. = This Informant

    ^^

    genius award.

    If Rawse’s industry support isnt an indicator of all the stooges that exist in the game I don’t know what is

    *turns up “The Rape Over”*

  21. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    yo i make the most immaculate morning coffee. world market sumatra blend and i grind that bitch down on the highest setting at world market – turkish blend. pack that bitch up in brown paper sacks (no khaled) and take it home. brew that shit and it’s glorious. my coffee is thick, deep brown (almost black), luscious, silky smooth, no acidity, just full of flavor — add some lactaid milk and a little honey to that bitch and what we have here is a caffee latte fit for kings and queens (no africa nostalgia)

    ^^^^^^^^
    YOOOOOOOOO this sounds incredible.

    when I was at the PR this tourist guide started telling me the history of PR Coffee back when they used to have copious amounts of it, now not so much. And I copped some shit named yaocu(sp?) brought it home and gave it to my pops before he left to Iraq. He said that shit was GODLY. I am going to look it up online now that you reminded me

  22. Big_seth is kinda like a big deal Says:

    Chea,

    *daps*

    That K’naan shit is tough (II).

    I’m like halfway through. I bet this shit is crazy Live. You can tell the songs would be dope with the call & response shit, plus its like backpack shit too.

  23. Dos Equis Says:

    Spandex>>>>>>>>>>

    Damn they look like 3 white horses

  24. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    *Buys shorty cricket outfit on gp*

  25. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    the pic that has both chicks with their backs to the camera proves that this is photoshopped – the dude who did it fucked the waist up. looks totally off. still sexy tho

  26. The Shot Clock aka servin through my burglar bars Says:

    *sees post*

    is this real? I dont believe it (c) old man who thinks we never landed on the moon

  27. ELECTROGREMLIN_CS88 Says:

    yea, thats photoshop, and a bad job @ that, the grass is curved & shit…lol.

  28. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    I would bite on the side of thems jawns and grab a handful, lay my head while I hit from the back. Lick it a little, slap it gingerly and then rough. motorboat them cheeks.

  29. Beezy aka Rowdy Roddy Pipe Her Says:

    yo holy shit…you can comment on the pictures?

    LOL worrdddddd

  30. eskay Says:

    >>I vote this post stay up for the rest of the day

    it just might

  31. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    Big_seth is kinda like a big deal Says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Chea,

    *daps*

    That K’naan shit is tough (II).

    I’m like halfway through. I bet this shit is crazy Live. You can tell the songs would be dope with the call & response shit, plus its like backpack shit too.

    ^

    fuck yes – k’naan is already legendary – beautiful music

    track 8 where he says “and when i try to sleep – i see coffin’s closin” — shit still gives me a lump in my throat [||], same with the song “fatima” — incredible amazing and wondrous — he shits on other MCs

  32. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    @ fux wow that sounds amazing yeah the coffee i had in PR was nice

  33. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    chea send a link to my gmail and i will listen to Kanaan on the stregnth of your co-sign. I think only once you co-signed some garbage to me

  34. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    Holy fuck my life shit kabobs

  35. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    yo i make the most immaculate morning coffee. world market sumatra blend and i grind that bitch down on the highest setting at world market – turkish blend. pack that bitch up in brown paper sacks (no khaled) and take it home. brew that shit and it’s glorious. my coffee is thick, deep brown (almost black), luscious, silky smooth, no acidity, just full of flavor — add some lactaid milk and a little honey to that bitch and what we have here is a caffee latte fit for kings and queens (no africa nostalgia)

    –I dont drink coffee but that sounds amazing

  36. Big_seth is kinda like a big deal Says:

    chea,

    props for the recommendation.

  37. Dos Equis Says:

    photoshopped ass > real ass

    Niggas act like they gon be fuckin these chicks fa real..I only worry about chicks photoshopping if we dating..if not..chop them asses up..fool my eyes into thinking I’m seeing some real shit..I’m down.

    Cosign on the horrible photoshop job too.

  38. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    lololol i still remember when i first heard k’naan i basically kept posting links to his bio and his myspace in NR comments for like hours until eskay threw one of his songs up like “ok chea here u go u happy now” lolololol i was like cucoo for cocoa puffs over his music – pause. that’s one talented brother.

  39. Big_seth is kinda like a big deal Says:

    I already have a link to it fux if you want it.

  40. The Shot Clock aka servin through my burglar bars Says:

    if this is real….and I’m pretty sure it isnt

    these broads need to be auctioned off like slaves

  41. Buck Marley XXX [Dot] com Says:

    whats in the water down there?

    those women look delicious, i must say!

  42. Big_seth is kinda like a big deal Says:

    (II)

  43. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    Someone give eskay a reason to post those cassie pics.

  44. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    chea send a link to my gmail and i will listen to Kanaan on the stregnth of your co-sign. I think only once you co-signed some garbage to me

    ^

    ok let me see if my link still works, if not i will try to find a re-up

  45. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Puerto Rico has become the 6th largest coffee producer in the world today. Puerto Rico’s skilled farm workers in Yauco carefully maintain the excellent reputation of Yauco Selecto coffee from its cultivation and throughout all the stages of processing. These coffee farm workers continue the tradition of excellent farming handed down to them by their ancestors. Yauco Selecto coffee is grown the organic way. The fruit of their labor is a bean that is considered to be Puerto Rico’s finest specialty coffee. It has full body with creamy buttery taste and chocolate undertones, red wine fruity top note and hint of earthiness. Now, how is that for your morning coffee?

    The citizens of this world should be thankful to Puerto Rico for producing this unique tasting Yauco Selecto coffee and for Yauco coffee producers for maintaining an eco friendly environment in the region. Every time you drink a cup of Yauco Selecto coffee you know that you are also supporting a crusade to save the earth, our only planet.
    ^^^
    *sips coffee* *after amazing sex in my mind with these jawns posted*

  46. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    ————-> seth shwaniaram @ gmail …….

  47. eskay Says:

    it might be a photoshop, but at least one of those asses is authentic.

    >>Someone give eskay a reason to post those cassie pics.

    ^i don’t post child porn.

  48. The Shot Clock aka servin through my burglar bars Says:

    yo i make the most immaculate morning coffee. world market sumatra blend and i grind that bitch down on the highest setting at world market – turkish blend. pack that bitch up in brown paper sacks (no khaled) and take it home. brew that shit and it’s glorious. my coffee is thick, deep brown (almost black), luscious, silky smooth, no acidity, just full of flavor — add some lactaid milk and a little honey to that bitch and what we have here is a caffee latte fit for kings and queens (no africa nostalgia)

    ^^

    roffle @ at misplaced use of slang and profanity (see Max. B’s lawyer)

  49. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    yo nate please approve “Perfecto Selecto”

  50. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    seth thanks for the save *hat tip*

  51. Nestle Snipes Says:

    Imagine when these girls fart…

    I can’t be with a chick whose farts smell worse than mime

    Also if a chick has an ass that big its hard to clean…..hygiene is a major issue with an ass that big….

  52. Dos Equis Says:

    Number 2>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Shit was funny when Artest told Yao and Landry not to touch him..they obeyed.

    You know you a G when even ya own boys don’t wanna hold you back from fighting..

  53. Ghost Writer Says:

    Cosign on the horrible photoshop job too.

    ^
    Yup….that shit is photoshop’s magic, I’m still saving the pictures tho

  54. Big_seth is kinda like a big deal Says:

    farouq, sent.

  55. BARPAN Says:

    ^You on creck (c) B’more accent. HS need to relive himself of that name.

    Gianormous mixtape > whatever HS previously, currently, and will release

    ^^^^
    Sandman (re-up) his ish is good for roadtrip music…u just press play n let it run

    but HS u gonna rewind his shit ova n ova caus he go in so much its mad subliminals n metaphors..

  56. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    >>Someone give eskay a reason to post those cassie pics.

    ^i don’t post child porn.

    –Gtfo, that chick is older than me. You better recognize!

  57. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    first nestle talk about “farting on a n_____ dick” (no amount of pauses in thr whole world) and now he wanna say he don’t like these broads — u worser than chris stokes b

  58. BARPAN Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Cosign on the horrible photoshop job too.

    ^
    Yup….that shit is photoshop’s magic, I’m still saving the pictures tho
    ^^^^^
    well yall exposed the photoshopness n i zoomed in shyt was like teelin a kid theres no santa…..was tite but fukit still got the gift…lol

  59. wavy is a cliche Says:

    queens niggas was feelin real thuggy last night. l.o, ron ron, and skip was on some bullshit

  60. Legend Says:

    jesus. @ the pics up top

    fuck cassie

  61. Beezy aka Rowdy Roddy Pipe Her Says:

    Im not a fan of RAWSE’s “All I Really Want”….but I would sing that melodically to these hoes.

  62. Big_seth is kinda like a big deal Says:

    # A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:
    ^i don’t post child porn.

    –Gtfo, that chick is older than me. You better recognize!
    ^^

    again, He said he don’t post child porn.
    lol

    *24 yr old’s it up*

    *awaits 25th B-day for car insurance to drop*

  63. Dos Equis Says:

    >>Someone give eskay a reason to post those cassie pics.

    ^i don’t post child porn.

    –Gtfo, that chick is older than me. You better recognize!

    ^^If a 12 year old girl saw Cassie naked she’d be like “ooooh..he’s kinna cute but he has manboobs”

  64. Beezy aka Rowdy Roddy Pipe Her Says:

    –Gtfo, that chick is older than me. You better recognize!

    >Henny your 14..hush up…grown folks is talkin.

  65. Ghost Writer Says:

    Nestle Snipes Says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Imagine when these girls fart…

    I can’t be with a chick whose farts smell worse than mime

    Also if a chick has an ass that big its hard to clean…..hygiene is a major issue with an ass that big….

    ^
    So that’s the first thing that came to mind? Smh (none)

  66. The Shot Clock aka servin through my burglar bars Says:

    upon further review the shit is def fake….

    post on, Nah, post on

  67. Dos Equis Says:

    I bet Cassie could put all her clothes on a hangar..while she still wearing them.

  68. Legend Says:

    STICKY THIS POST FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

  69. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    Roffle, they werent all that but her face in one of them is immaculate

  70. Marctron Says:

    @ Sean Coonery
    Nah the darker panamanians are usually immigrated from Jamaica

    *Realize I’m going there to visit family in December must buy “cricket for dummies”

    Its good to go home

  71. The Shot Clock aka servin through my burglar bars Says:

    Cassie could get it with Ghostface “Child’s Play” bumpin in the background

  72. geico lizard Says:

    *looks at pictures*
    *realizes he wont get any real work done today*

  73. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Cassie is perfect, imo.

  74. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    public service announcement: this cool kids mixtape is FUCKING. AMAZING.

    i am chea and i approved this message.

    *paid for by Chea is Paid 2009*

  75. GorillaJoe Says:

    Wow is all I can really say…

    Glorious

  76. wavy is a cliche Says:

    Cassie is perfect, imo.

    ^
    bro-sign
    that bitches face is perfection

  77. Dos Equis Says:

    # Legend Says:
    May 7th, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    STICKY THIS POST FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

    ^^it’s fake pics yo..calm down already…I’d say leave it up until lunch at least.

  78. Ghost Writer Says:

    Cassie is nice…I find no problems

  79. Beezy aka Rowdy Roddy Pipe Her Says:

    *paid for by Chea is Paid 2009*

    ^*donates*

    *uses Section 527 of the tax code to launder drug money*

  80. The Shot Clock aka servin through my burglar bars Says:

    Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:
    May 7th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    public service announcement: this cool kids mixtape is FUCKING. AMAZING.

    i am chea and i approved this message.

    *paid for by Chea is Paid 2009*

    ^^

    the last recommendation i got from a Nahgga was for that Chester French mixtape. that was strike one.

    *dl’s*

    *has faith*

  81. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    Beezy aka Rowdy Roddy Pipe Her Says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    *paid for by Chea is Paid 2009*

    ^*donates*

    *uses Section 527 of the tax code to launder drug money*

    ^

    lol *rides around panama with max slapping cricket cheerleaders on the ass with stacks of hundreds*

  82. mike Says:

    sooooooo fake! totally photoshopped…ha!

  83. BIG STRONG AKA Mr. Duck Ass Nigga Exposer Says:

    eskay Says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    it might be a photoshop, but at least one of those asses is authentic.

    >>Someone give eskay a reason to post those cassie pics.

    ^i don’t post child porn.
    ====================================
    Damn i feel bad now that I looked at Cassie’s titty. Gases up the truck to leave my City

  84. streetz Says:

    Im in panama in July

    *Crickets it up*

    *takes pics*

    *sends to esko to posts*

    * gets “Streetz Pics >>>” accolades from the IllumiNAHti**

  85. almighty.. Says:

    William Cooper would be proud…

  86. Empty Says:

    I WOULD LAY THAT DOWN LIKE A SICK DOG…

    My highest of highest grades A-

  87. Dom Corleone Says:

    Epic.. Purely Epic.

  88. - keka - Says:

    wow!!!
    does southwest air goes to panama??

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  90. A-GAME Says:

    as a photoshop pro i definitely pronounce these images as fake. 3 quick tell tell signs:

    1st pic – grass begins to slightly curve up round 2nd chicks booty showing the liquify tool was used

    2nd pic- grass and outer lines of girls pants are blurred compared to rest of image. probably more cloning and photoshop

    3rd pic – easiest one. third chicks shadows in her pants crack n booty are too dark, soft and noticeable for the environment she’s in. burn tool was used way too much.

    conclusion: wouldve been more believable if at least one chick maybe had a flat ass or something. I hard enough to run into one girl that has an ass like that let alone 3

  91. Yooj Says:

    *gives Puff x SeanC handshake to everyone on comment board*

    someone need to ghostwrite for these shorties and have em sign to Young Money.

  92. Dutch_Samson Says:

    giggety giggety…nah, right

  93. Knuckz Says:

    FUCK IF IT’S PHOTOSHOP OR NOT!! THEY LOOK GOOD. You photo analysts need to get the fuck on!!!

  94. MuK Says:

    IT’S PHOTOSHOP, LOOK AROUND THE ASS AND YOU WILL SEE IT !
    But they are pretty :D

  95. yup in my white t Says:

    viva la panama

  96. iStax Says:

    Thicker then a loaf of bread…..Godddddaaaaaammmmmnnnnn!!!

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  98. GMZ Says:

    really you should post this like every other day….its now the background on my laptop

  99. SOUPERVILLIAN Says:

    WOWZER!

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  101. andy jai Says:

    and they say perfection dose’nt exist ………wow ….

  102. VENTEENS Says:

    ^________^*

    ANYONE CAN MAKE A BETTER PHOTOSHOP WORK WITH THOSE PICS…???
    .
    IT LOOKS LIKE THE THE DESIGNER GOT TOO EXITED MAING HUGE PANAMANIAN BUTTS ^ㅁ^

    .

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  104. steven borges Says:

    a uno de esas chikas o solamente a dos me hago el amor con ellas la trigenita me lo como de sena me voy de a tras de las nalgas de ellas y por abajo lo hago el sexo oral y ke me eyacularse en toda mi cara poruqe con las miras de ustedes me hacen enloquecer

  105. steven borges Says:

    a uno de esas chikas o solamente a dos me hago el amor con ellas la trigenita me lo como de sena me voy de a tras de las nalgas de ellas y por abajo lo hago el sexo oral y ke me eyacularse en toda mi cara poruqe con las miras de ustedes me hacen enloquecer

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