Curren$y’s This Ain’t No Mixtape is out now. Buy it here.
Posted by Dre
on Sunday, April 26th, 2009 at 11:00 am
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April 26th, 2009 at 11:04 am
shots fired at old head rappers
April 26th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Mickey factz is trash…..
April 26th, 2009 at 11:19 am
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co-sign
April 26th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Curren$y’s This Ain’t No Mixtape is out now. Buy it here.
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yeah, right …
April 26th, 2009 at 11:25 am
yeah so why do nahright insist on us buying currensy etc but not rawse?
is there a deal in place? or is just supporting independent artists or what?
honest questions, no shots, no bol.
April 26th, 2009 at 11:25 am
mickey Factz aint trash …
mickey factz live clips > mickey factz mp3s
April 26th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Danielson a.k.a. I love a pretty bitch but my Range looks gorgeous Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 11:25 am
yeah so why do nahright insist on us buying currensy etc but not rawse?
is there a deal in place? or is just supporting independent artists or what?
honest questions, no shots, no bol.
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IM NOT A JOURNALIST YOU FAT FUCK (c) eskay
eskay does get VERY sensitive about payola accusations … that could mean its true …
but so what … he better be getting paid to post some of this garbage heard and seen here …
word to kidCudi and wale and ASHER ROTH …
April 26th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Rick rawse doesn’t need eskays help to sell, Def jam is going to buy back all those unsould albums anyway.
Currensy doesn’t have the media capabilities that Rawse or jim does. So eff them..
Good music > bad music
April 26th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Unsold > unsould (?)
April 26th, 2009 at 11:35 am
fuck ASHER ROTH
April 26th, 2009 at 11:38 am
a line of fold-up chairs with one reverend
Beans imagery is so vivid. One of my favorite GOAT gully lines.
*dapz NAHgerians*
April 26th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Def jam is going to buy back all those unsould albums anyway.
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this doesnt make sense. the rest of what you posted did.
@ RJ – yeah true, i undersand a nigga needs to get his money plus we forget this is his personal site, its nothing corporate, but the facts remains – why are we encouraged to buy his?
im sure im being reasonable in asking this.
April 26th, 2009 at 11:44 am
and until asher roth apologises, fuck him, his album and his go-kart. (none)
April 26th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Danielson a.k.a. I love a pretty bitch but my Range looks gorgeous Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 11:44 am
and until asher roth apologises, fuck him, his album and his go-kart. (none)
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The blue eye caveman did apologize but still fuck him, shit imus apologized and still lost his job i don’t get how the hell asher gets a pass but imus didn’t, on another note asher allegedly got punched out and then called the one time on the people who knocked him the fuck out, doesn’t that make him a snitch more than tip allegedly snitching on the people who shot his man
April 26th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Didn’t “Itsthereal” expose def jams bitchassness. They bought back much of rawse’s album before
April 26th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Arsenal FC >>>>
April 26th, 2009 at 11:49 am
he’s got 3 strikes white boy, he snitches and to me his album is doo doo
April 26th, 2009 at 11:51 am
What does that have to do with his music (no rawse)
April 26th, 2009 at 11:52 am
if Eskay posts any MORE asher roth, we KNOW he’s gettin paid …
April 26th, 2009 at 11:53 am
The blue eye caveman did apologize but still fuck him, shit imus apologized and still lost his job i don’t get how the hell asher gets a pass but imus didn’t, on another note asher allegedly got punched out and then called the one time on the people who knocked him the fuck out, doesn’t that make him a snitch more than tip allegedly snitching on the people who shot his man
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i cant understand how ppl could not see the joke in the twitter. He was at RUTGERS for fuck’s sake.
April 26th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Asleep in the Bread Aisle = Don’t sleep on the White bred
April 26th, 2009 at 11:55 am
The white boys music > most of what eskay posts
April 26th, 2009 at 11:59 am
# Eastern_Digital Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Arsenal FC >>>>
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u on the wrong blog son ? nevertheless ManUtd > Arsenal ..
April 26th, 2009 at 11:59 am
He was at RUTGERS for fuck’s sake.
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shit … thats what makes it WORSE …
its this simple …
Asher Roth was welcomed into a culture that is traditionally not his … once inside, he directly insulted the indigenous hosts of said culture … for that, he should be kicked the fuck out, just as any disrepectful guest would be kicked out of a house … eskay and everyone else need to blackball that faggot ASAP …
that aint no fucking joke, what he said …
if you think so, call one of your black female friends a nappy headed hoe, and then tell her you’re just kidding …
see if she thinks that shit is funny …
April 26th, 2009 at 11:59 am
i fuck with wheat bread……and eastern digi i don’t give a fuck if he was at Rutgers so if he was at howard and said that shit you would feel different about it?
April 26th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Arsenal FC >>>>
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i dont blame you for your delusion, since germany has such a shit domestic league, but if you really watched english football you would know they are pretty shit this season.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
rutgers and saying that shit is like walking into a room of cavepeople and hearing the tail end of the joke end with NIGGER
April 26th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
i dont blame you for your delusion, since germany has such a shit domestic league, but if you really watched english football you would know they are pretty shit this season.
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i’m not talking about this particular season. that was a general statement.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
i think roth wasnt even about black girls, but just chicks in general. and just to make it clear, i think that it was wrong too.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
i’m not talking about this particular season. that was a general statement.
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then you are even more wrong.smh. bundesliga is that way >>>>>>
April 26th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Eastern_Digital Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
i think roth wasnt even about black girls, but just chicks in general. and just to make it clear, i think that it was wrong too.
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you must be white, trying to make excuses for him …
the term nappy headed applies ONLY to black people and you know it … if you dont know now you know …
April 26th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
you must be white, trying to make excuses for him …
the term nappy headed applies ONLY to black people and you know it … if you dont know now you know …
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i think he is lol.
its true though, you cant make excuses, that just angers those offended even more.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Asher Roth isn’t a g or a thug…
So him calling the police and telling on the people who assaulted him….does not make him a snitch…
If Asher Roth sold drugs or busted guns…and he told on niggas that assaulted him…then he is a snitch..
Asher Roth is a law abiding citizen from the suburbs, he is allowed to call the cops and tell.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I know it.. On the fence about this, yesterday I didn’t think it was a big deal but land brought up some good points. He should apologize either way on gp
April 26th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Co Sign
There can be Nappy Headed White Hoes too…not just black girls…
What I think Asher Roth did was wrong, it was a kneeslapper.
But in no way or fashion do I think Asher Roth meant it in a racist manner.
Conclusion: Asher Roth is not racist.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
wow niggas on here just giving asher passes left and right lets say kanye got beat up and called the cops on his attacker would you call him a snitch…he’s not from the burbs but he isn’t a thug either
April 26th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I know it.. On the fence about this, yesterday I didn’t think it was a big deal but land brought up some good points. He should apologize either way on gp
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what he said.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Snitching on the cops is not snitching, fuck the pigs (c) eskay
April 26th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Barak you’re an idiot….So someone does harm to you, robs you or tries to murder you?
You’re not supposed to call the cops because you don’t want to be labeled a snitch?
what the hell are the cops there for? cops are there to be protect society and members of the community..
you should be able to call on them when a crime occurs upon you..
Fuck all this snitch shit, its moving us black people backwards.
So Nigga in the hood gets shot up, so he shouldn’t cooperate with feds because he would be labeled a snitch..
this stupidity needs to stop…
April 26th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Oh btw… You’re not in a drug organization, there isn’t totem pole as far as importance in your neighborhood. If someone shoots you or your friend you tell the cops who did it.. If not you better take care of that nigg yourself which you are most definitely not gonna do
April 26th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Taking revenge, leads to more black on black crime and even more violence and retaliation, a never ending cycle.
If I see a nigga sellin drugs in my hood, I’m telling the cops. Fuck that. Keep my neighborhood safe.
If i see a nigga shooting niggas, I’m cooperating. Fuck that. Criminals belong behind bars.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
i’m with you nestle but niggas on here were calling ti a snitch but don’t say shit about asher calling the cops, niggas called 50 a snitch when he got shot up i’m just making a statement to show yall fucks the hypocisy of giving a white boy a pass on shit but riding on somebody black when they do the same thing
April 26th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
non blacks talking about racism needs to stop especially when they use the phrases:
‘they didnt mean it like that’
‘it wasn’t meant to be offensive’
‘he was here, or there or with this person so it doesnt matter’
‘hes ignorant’
eastern is white and from what i have seen atcq is spanish, and yet both are saying it isnt a big deal. this doesnt add up.
now if a black person hasnt taken offence, then im interested in why etc because thats who the ‘target audience’ is, so to speak.
you smell me?
April 26th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
i’m just making a statement to show yall fucks the hypocisy of giving a white boy a pass on shit but riding on somebody black when they do the same thing
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this.
nestle and barak make good points.
*goes to eat dinner*
April 26th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
@danny
What if I see a spanish chick with nappy hair do I get a pass?
April 26th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
eastern is white and from what i have seen atcq is spanish, and yet both are saying it isnt a big deal. this doesnt add up.
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who said im white?
April 26th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
btw who won that argument with the black people v the latinos? shit was hilarious but had to duck out.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
word … you dont call the cops for gettin punched in the fuckin face … you either fight back, or take the L like a man … calling the cops for an eye jammy is beyond snitching … but ubtil a better term is coined, that faggot is indeed a snitch ..
April 26th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
on a side not asher just got punched not robbed or almost murdered….that’s like one of my kids running to me everytime one of them gets hit by the other….work that shit out gotdamn
April 26th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
What if I see a spanish chick with nappy hair do I get a pass?
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is there such a thing lol?
April 26th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
What danny means is ATCQ & Dblock v Nah Right.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
A tribe called quest aka Bitch, im the space invader Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
@danny
What if I see a spanish chick with nappy hair ?
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most likely she has black/african blood …
April 26th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
who said im white?
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other dude asked and you didnt reply and i assumed.
so to clear the doubt, are you? cos if you’re a nigga in germany you either Ghanaian or from the US with a dad in the army lol.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
so did anybody actually listen to “thisaintnomixtape”
April 26th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
@danny
I’ve seen a couple off the boat with the unmanageable hair lol
April 26th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
ATCQ & Dblock v Nah Right.
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was it that bad? just 2 of you v the rest? damn, then i know who won then lol.
alright im out fo’ real, be back soon
*daps the room*
April 26th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
my wife, dominican, has nappy ass hair
April 26th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
so to clear the doubt, are you? cos if you’re a nigga in germany you either Ghanaian or from the US with a dad in the army lol.
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father from benin, mother german/portugese.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
White people call the cops for everything, even when Niggas are playing that rap too loud or when Spics are dancing and blasting that bachata, merengue or salsa…
April 26th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
boomerfb86 Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
so did anybody actually listen to “thisaintnomixtape”
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*waits for “why the fuck you never discuss the actual topic of the post!?!”*
April 26th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
this aint no mixtape is pretty good
April 26th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
once i was at McDonalds and they fucked my order up, so i calmly threw a 5 dollar bill towards the clerk & register to pay for my order … and that bitch called the cops … im sitting there eating and this motherfucking pig comes over to me and asks me what happened … he asked me not to leave, cause he was gonna look at the store video-camera to see what was up because the white chick said i was being “hostile” … needless to say, PoPo comes out of the Manager’s office and gets in his car and leaves without saying shit to me …
April 26th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
In April 2009, following an event at Rutgers University, Roth posted an update on Twitter in which he made a reference to “nappy-headed hoes”. The remark, widely seen as using inappropriate language, was instantly controversial, and he was quickly forced to retract it and issue an apology
^How come Al Sharpton or NAACP hasn’t jumped on this yet?
April 26th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
damn orion…white people,smh
April 26th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
^How come Al Sharpton or NAACP hasn’t jumped on this yet?
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because them brothers have no idea who eskay, bol, or asher roth are … nor, do they care … no,r should they …
April 26th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
cuz the naacp is irrelavant in real life and sharpton doesn’t see the chance to blow this up into a bigger issue
April 26th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Cause there’s no media off getting on a 22yr old blog rapper. Now if someone like Jay or em said it, it would have been a rap.. Al would have gotten a stiffy on the publicity capabilities
April 26th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Wrap > rap
April 26th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
once i was at McDonalds and they fucked my order up, so i calmly threw a 5 dollar bill towards the clerk & register to pay for my order … and that bitch called the cops … im sitting there eating and this motherfucking pig comes over to me and asks me what happened … he asked me not to leave, cause he was gonna look at the store video-camera to see what was up because the white chick said i was being “hostile” … needless to say, PoPo comes out of the Manager’s office and gets in his car and leaves without saying shit to me …
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i remember watchin some MTV Real World waaaaay back when they were in SD and a chick got arrested for assault cuz she tried to swing a dude with a open hand(didnt even touch him) on the streets and that faggot called the cops on her like a true bitch. i even he was in the army or somethin.
some ppl just got popo on speed dial.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
damn i forgot prodigy got punched out but didn’t call the cops and that was on video not just hearsay
April 26th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
every time i look at interviews of Matthew Stafford, my mind sees Heath Shuler or Ryan Leaf …
i have a good feeling that Detroit really fucked up bad again …
Stafford has ZERO eye of the tiger … he looks totally overwhelmed by all of this … i see Georgia games all the time … he has a rocket arm, but he never has games where he totally dominates … too inconsistent … he wasnt even the best player on his team … Knowshon Moreno was ….
while Mark Sanchez seems to be embracing his impending superstardom with open arms … the Jets & Vikings won yesterday …
April 26th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
This shit has got to stop.
It’s been said dozens of times: snitching is the act of trading information for reduced sentencing, lesser penalties, etc. Eg. My friend and I run a drug dealing business, I get caught. My friend doesn’t. In exchange for lesser jail time I give the name and contact info of my friend. That’s snitching. That will get you killed.
Cooperation with the police is a different story. Historically black relations with police have been less than stellar. There is a large segment of our population that (fairly) doesn’t trust law enforcement. It’s personal preference. If i get robbed I’m calling the cops, if I get jumped, calling the cops. That doesn’t make me a snitch, though it might make me stupid for believing in a system that doesn’t believe in me.
And on Asher. IT WAS A JOKE! It’s like if I went to Virginia Tech and made a joke about bringing my bulletproof vest. It was a joke in poor taste but not proof positive that Ash is waiting to lynch us.
Oh and I’m black, from old Cabrini Green. Just wise.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
The Jets gave up way too much to the browns for Mark Sanchez. Just for one pick. And dude that only had 1 year start at USC.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
the bulls will win
April 26th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
dorian gray Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
And on Asher. IT WAS A JOKE! It’s like if I went to Virginia Tech and made a joke about bringing my bulletproof vest. It was a joke in poor taste but not proof positive that Ash is waiting to lynch us.
^Co fucking sign….When I read these comments on nahright sometimes I think they’re being posted by Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
USC is a QB/LB factory, don’t worry about ‘dirty’ sanchez he’s going to be good.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
And on Asher. IT WAS A JOKE! It’s like if I went to Virginia Tech and made a joke about bringing my bulletproof vest.
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speakin about that…some marketing professor got gully yesterday in GA. i say blame it on video games and heavy metal.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Asher Roth is getting publicity right now….Good or Bad…it doesn’t matter its still good publicity…
I expect Asher Roth to sell 100K his first week….
April 26th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
old collard greens > old Cabrini Green …
black/brown people defending Asher Roth = sellouts, uncle toms, ill-informed, under-educated, spineless jellyfish … things of that nature …
white people defending Asher Roth = overstandable but inexcusable ……
April 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Question: how do you politely throw money at someone? Lol
When I worked at this kick spot I NEVER let a mofo snatch or force money into my hand… Either give it to me kindly or put the jawn on the table.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
it’s not about him wanting to lynch us it’s about him getting pass from niggas on here but when imus did it everyone was bent out of shape his shit was a slightly true joke, thier hair was nappy at the time i don’t know if they were hoes though, hell some rappers even commented on that imus shit in thier songs
April 26th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
white people defending Asher Roth = overstandable but inexcusable
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I’m offended at the fact dude would think that kinda shit is funny. White people are so racially insensitive.. I can’t believe people are trying to give dude a pass. He may not be racist, but he still deserves some grief for saying some dumb shit like that. It wasn’t funny to anyone.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Them bitches from Rutgers were fucking ugly…I’m sorry…them bitches never got their hair did…I don’t blame Imus for calling out those ape face broads…
Asher Rothstein
April 26th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Old cabrini green> whatever cul de sac your computin’ ass is sitting on right now.
Ol’ ambulance chasing motherfuckers.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
A tribe called quest aka Bitch, im the space invader Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Question: how do you politely throw money at someone? Lol
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… i flipped it at her, as if i was nonchalantly “making it rain” …
… true … it was ghetto of me to do that…. but that aint no fucking crime … how can you assault someone with a five dollar bill ? … i could see it if i threw a roll of quarters at the bitch’s nose bone …
April 26th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
here goes this aryan nation ass muthafucka sean coonery
April 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Ya’ll can’t front, those were some fugly ass basketball players. I was mad that imus said such nice words about Tennesse but ragged on rutgers.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
hell yeah those girls were ugly as fuck at rutgers that’s why i said it was a slightly true statement, but white folk can’t say some shit without consequences
April 26th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
This is similiar to when em blew and heads were waiting for him to get too familiar. If paul wall said that how would we react.
@amp
I can honor that. He should be more culturally aware and we should put him on probation or something. Public apology then let it die.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
dorian gray Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Old cabrini green> whatever cul de sac your computin’ ass is sitting on right now.
Ol’ ambulance chasing motherfuckers.
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Cabrini Green was a notorious crime infested, roach infested, rat infested, government projected, slum, and white-man made ghetto … what exactly is it that makes it better than my lovely & convenient 4 bedroom home and the surrounding Palmetto Tree filled neighborhood ? … ill wait …
April 26th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
what the fuck is this patrick ewing snickers commercial….he dunked all over dude
April 26th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
the rodent jew
April 26th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
i need a rondo voodoo doll
April 26th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
LMAO @ so-called “swine flu” epidemics in NY …
DUHHHH
the influenza virus COMES FROM THE PIG …
April 26th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
I dont know what the FUCK any of you lot are talking about….
What did Asher do??
April 26th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
the influenza virus COMES FROM THE PIG …
^^
THIS.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
asher roth twitter……google is your friend rigz
April 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
@ rj
Suburbia breeds armchair activists, weekend warriors with short attention spans. You’ll be pissed at Asher now, then you won’t care when there’s a sale at Target.
Cabrini, for all his problems has bred some of the best athletes, thinkers, and activists in the world.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
A tribe called quest aka Bitch, im the space invader Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Ya’ll can’t front, those were some fugly ass basketball players. I was mad that imus said such nice words about Tennesse but ragged on rutgers.
I tried to give you ample warning I was going out last night, but you didn’t see the 20 minute warning so, go ahead and give the order turncoat
April 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
R.J.Orion Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
LMAO @ so-called “swine flu” epidemics in NY …
DUHHHH
the influenza virus COMES FROM THE PIG …
LMAO, I was arguing with so many people the last couple days like how do you not see this coming, the only thing about it that doesn’t make sense is that it took so long for people to talk about it
April 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
TY BARK 13 TIMES.
The other 2 shall be used for my discrepancy
April 26th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
LF anybody see Bill Cosby at the draft this morning. LOL
April 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
cosby looked crazy as hell sittin up there with that helmet on and his old school pic
April 26th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Damn 13 all at once smh
* bark *
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April 26th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
whoops I barked 14 times, don’t worry you still got 2 more to use at your say so
April 26th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Lol the other shall be used during Bosox/janks discussions or when nah is really crowded lol
April 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
that rosenhous sportscenter commercial is genius
April 26th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
A tribe called quest aka Bitch, im the space invader Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Lol the other shall be used during Bosox/janks discussions or when nah is really crowded lol
…. fair enough, god damn bruney had to get hurt right before the series too, both our starters got shelled last night but no way our bullpen could hold up with out bruney in Fenway ….
April 26th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I was surprised on how good coke really is, he reminds me of a younger mark burhle. As soon as he gets the ball he wants to throw it. Btw phil hughes is pitching on tues for either joba or wang, I expect joba back in the set up role but the end of may
April 26th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
rosenhous > boris
April 26th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
The Jets need a franchise QB to sell a new Jets/Giants stadium
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#1258828 (100) – 04/23/2009 at 3:33pm by jpr11011 – sex – I agree, your life is f***ed (37945) – you deserved that one (3483)
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Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
#1250715 (122) – 04/23/2009 at 7:42am by waitforit – sex – I agree, your life is f***ed (6642) – you deserved that one (42164)
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Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said “What are you doing Friday night?” Her response: “Not you.” FML
#1244870 (133) – 04/23/2009 at 12:20am by rejected – sex – I agree, your life is f***ed (9215) – you deserved that one (33868)
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Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly “you need to work on that”. We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said “you need to work on not farting in your sleep”. FML
#1222534 (153) – 04/22/2009 at 1:46pm by Screwed – sex – I agree, your life is f***ed (8836) – you deserved that one (39372)
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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
#1192278 (185) – 04/21/2009 at 1:37pm by BerryRockstar – sex – I agree, your life is f***ed (40271) – you deserved that one (7316)
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Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principle came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML
#1163738 (124) – 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm by seriously – sex – I agree, your life is f***ed (48750) – you deserved that one (1291)
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Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me of the date she went on last night, including that she “got laid… yay!!” and a picture. I still don’t know what chapters I’m being tested on. FML
#1152672 (228) – 04/20/2009 at 1:12pm by TMI – sex – I agree, your life is f***ed (56895) – you deserved that one (2364)
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Today, I found out that I’m pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
April 26th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
even if i was just an “armchair activist” (whatever that is) …
i’d rather be that, than an undereducated, blind, naive, sellout, uncle tom lost sheep … aiding and abetting the oppressors and their devious, dubious tactics …
April 26th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
check out chi all hungry and shit.
we still gon eat food tho.
GO CELTS!
April 26th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
edit:
we still gonna eat they food tho.
April 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Besides Rondo, Boston looks lackadasical.
Bulls take this one.
April 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I got this African chick with Eddie Murphy on her skull
She like, “Jigga Man, why you treat me like animal?”
April 26th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Bulls take this one
^
NOPE!
April 26th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
my first single is my lady friend featureing lil wayne&kid cudi
April 26th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
a bulls going to the finals
April 26th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
lupe fiasco is better than lil wayne.
April 26th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
when is mickey factz album coming out.
April 26th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
big baby got clobbered by miller
April 26th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
# barak’s ex preacher was right white people Says:
April 26th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
big baby got clobbered by miller
^Nah, he Divac’d that baby tap on the jaw.
May 13th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
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