52 Responses to “Serius Jones – Help (I Been Robbed)”

1. anons aka brother mouzone in a joe clair era Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 10:51 am

   Serius Jones – Help (I Been Robbed)

   ^^

   roffle

2. chea Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 10:51 am

   LASERS

3. chea Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 10:52 am

   this cat need an atringent, his follicles is enormous

4. archangelIMPERIAL Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 10:52 am

   *dame dash’s it up*

   *goes on mtv, cries, tells world that aaliyah and I were gonna get married in afew months*

   *leaves mtv in maybach w/ pregnant rach roy hand in hand*

5. Beezy Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 10:52 am

   *walks through brooklyn with “I’m carrying large amounts of cash” sign*

6. anons aka brother mouzone in a joe clair era Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 10:54 am

   this cat need an atringent, his follicles is enormous

   ^^

   my sentiments exactly….but i thought follicles was only for hair….

   broads with big pores (specially around the nose area) <

7. RIGZ Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 10:54 am

   # chea Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 10:49 am

   my question is, in all these meetings, where was kareem biggs burke

   i mean if dame did nothing then biggs did absolutely positively nothing

   that dude must be an expert at solitaire, motherfucker probably got 9,283 wins in a row

   ^^^

   Biggs supposedly handled all of the business & meetings when Dame wasnt around…

   Thats according to Jay & Dame anyway…

   My theory : Biggs = Stringer Bell

8. sleep AKA I lOVE MY GIRL Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 10:55 am

   Damm we don’t get jay_z leaks anymore I’m convinced that nigga stop making music

9. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 10:55 am

   yo Pap you got laid of kid? whats your next move

   ^^^

   shit, i got laid off in december.

   i’ve been tempin for a lil bit, but i’m still lookin for a full time gig. . . i had an interview last week to do marketing for a software company, so i hope that’ll come through. . . .

10. embark Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    R.J.Orion Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:44 am

    *wins NBA MVP award even though im like the 5th best player in the league at my position, and 3rd best player on my own team*
    ^
    POW!
    *Jason Kids it up*

    *dominates every level of basketball from AUU to NCAA*

    *Bangs out Toni Braxton for the sake team chemistry*

    *CBrowns dimepiece wifey for reckless eyeballing and excess drinking during pregnancy*

    *gets traded around NBA and overlooked for MVPs despite dominating the pg position*

    *passes Magic on assist list*

    *makes weekly prank call to Starbury and Nash*

11. chea Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Biggs supposedly handled all of the business & meetings when Dame wasnt around…

    ^

    so basically he perfected his solitaire game. at least he knows he’ll never have another jay. dude is probably retired in tijuana watching the horse-fucking-the-woman show on repeat

12. RIGZ Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    # sleep AKA I lOVE MY GIRL Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Damm we don’t get jay_z leaks anymore I’m convinced that nigga stop making music

    ^^^

    Or he dont give Bleek copies of the new shit anymore…

13. RIGZ Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Biggs have a death in his family around The Black Album or something?

    Rocafella were goin thru sum shit in 2003…

14. sleep AKA I lOVE MY GIRL Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:58 am

    *offer my seat to old lady on train*

    *stand next to bad chick*

    *hope she don’t see through my fake chivalry*

    *try to bag her*

15. Babydoll Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:59 am

    *wishes those were my hands in the picture*

    *wouldn’t have nail art circa 1996 tho*

16. Beezy Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:59 am

    passive income from an investment > working for it

    Biggs > Dame

17. G7 Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:59 am

    safe to say Asher is making better music than Em right now. at least his singles so far are much better. We Made You is unhearable.

    *daps all*

18. cOLD Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:00 am

    so basically he perfected his solitaire game. at least he knows he’ll never have another jay. dude is probably retired in tijuana watching the horse-fucking-the-woman show on repeat

    ^ didnt this nigga catch a drug cast, pounds of weed if my memory serves correct.

19. chea Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    April 7th, 2009 at 10:55 am
    yo Pap you got laid of kid? whats your next move

    ^^^

    shit, i got laid off in december.

    i’ve been tempin for a lil bit, but i’m still lookin for a full time gig. . . i had an interview last week to do marketing for a software company, so i hope that’ll come through. . . .

    ^

    in the meantime i suggest that you set up an informal (fake) consulting business

    take an area you have expertise in, such as streetwear, and then say you’re consulting for a retailer in the area (preferably one where you have a buddy working there) or a shitty skater t-shirt brand

    list it on your resume as if you’re a private contractor

    or pay 100 bucks and set up an LLC (“Anwar and Associates”) and put up a dummy web page that just has the name, a sentence regarding what you do, and an email address

    this will make you look as though you have kept busy during your down time, and you can always say “consulting is great and i like the entreprenurial aspect of it but i’d like to return to working in the corporate setting”

    thank me later

20. Beezy Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:00 am

    LF: Has anyone listened to the track in this post? LOL. I’d be interested to know if its any good.

21. cOLD Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:00 am

    catch a drug case

22. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    here’s a story:

    i went out with this chick on friday, had a good time, and she kept ordering these chocolate martini jawns. . . i wasn’t trippin, but in the back of my mind, i’m like “yo, you owe me some pussy down the line.”

    so we go out again on saturday to the cherry blossom festival. it’s all lovely. . . we vibin, it’s a beautiful day, but i got them drinks in the back of my mind! so we get to my car (i was gonna drive her to her car that was maaaaad far away), and she tries my car door. . . . it doesn’t open, so i open it, and i’m like “it’s open”. but she doesn’t get in.

    i get in, and i look at her like “what’s good?” she goes “open my door for me.” the blankest of blank stares ensues. . . . i’m like “i just unlocked it. . . . “. no, she wants me to reach over and open her door! now, somebody pulled up, and they’re waiting for my spot, so i pull out just to let them get in. . . this bitch walks off! i call her and i’m like “what’s good????” she just goes “don’t worry about it, i’ll just walk.”

    usually, i woulda just told her to kick rocks, but i can’t shake the idea that she owe me some pussy for those drinks on friday night! i don’t drink, so fuck that whole “buying drinks” concept!

23. Beezy Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    chea that consulting business is a little excessive…Pap is a young dude who can say he traveled or did volunteer work.

24. D_block_4_life Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:02 am

    MM2 CDQ

25. anons aka brother mouzone in a joe clair era Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:02 am

    so no one has any clue whether or not Bishop Lamont is still with Aftermath

26. sleep AKA I lOVE MY GIRL Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:02 am

    The dude is that jay spoke about on the black album “god bob a good dude please let him in” that who dame was talking about.

27. R.J.Orion Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:02 am

    embark says

    *makes weekly prank call to Starbury and Nash*

    _________

    LMAO

    and jimmy jackson, too …

28. D_block_4_life Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:03 am

    Sienna West >>>>

29. KingPoetic Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:03 am

    # R.J.Orion Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 8:35 am

    no black man (the inventors and standard bearers of hiphop) would ever cosign on Mathers being Top 10 ever (or 20) … anyone who even is honest with themselves or the music would ever claim that … and its beyond funny to see the emotional defenses of this guy now that he has fallen off … i wouldnt be surprised if in the near future it comes out that a black/brown man was writing all his better, earlier material (slim shady LP and part of MMlp)… like Royce, or Elzhi or Proof … face it … your boy is finished as an MC … thats why he puts so much into the videos and comedy … he cant bring the raw, pure, soulful hiphop … what a fraud … this nigga has had like 5 years to come up with a decent song and this is the shit he brings? GTFOH

    LMAO

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    ”Eminem is nasty man, I don’t care what color he is. I don’t care about none of that nahmean? Real artists respect real artist’s man. Especially like a conscious artist that sits down and writes and hears another artist that sits down and does his writing…and he know…a brother nasty. Regardless, you can’t take nothing away from his thoughts and his pen, nahmean? Em is nasty man, I tell people to this day…if Em was black…he’d be the next Muhammad Ali man.”

    -Rakim

    Late pass, and not saying I agree, but, yeah

30. Hoskins Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:03 am

    *Jason Kids it up*

    ^^^^* Never learns to shoot despite being professional basketball player*

    *Never wins ring*

31. cOLD Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:04 am

    usually, i woulda just told her to kick rocks, but i can’t shake the idea that she owe me some pussy for those drinks on friday night! i don’t drink, so fuck that whole “buying drinks” concept!

    ^ so what happened ninja, you ole end a story without the climax lookin…

32. Beezy Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:04 am

    D_block_4_life Says:

    April 7th, 2009 at 11:02 am
    MM2 CDQ

    ^link or burn alive

33. chea Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Beezy Says:

    April 7th, 2009 at 11:01 am
    chea that consulting business is a little excessive…Pap is a young dude who can say he traveled or did volunteer work.

    ^

    oh most def the volunteer option is solid for a young person (don’t know how old pap is). that’s actually what i did between college and law school and interviewers loved it.

34. D_block_4_life Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    ^link or burn alive
    ^^
    Nah i wish..nh

35. G7 Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    anons aka brother mouzone in a joe clair era Says:

    April 7th, 2009 at 11:02 am
    so no one has any clue whether or not Bishop Lamont is still with Aftermath

    ====
    I don’t think Dre knows Bishop Lamont is on Aftermath.

36. D_block_4_life Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Whats a good site to DL porn from….

    sienna west >

37. 57 Live Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Just watched that em video…safe 2 say I won’t be watchin mtvjams 4 the rest of the week.

    @ pap the bitch def owes some pussy.plus it’s 09,unless she’s handicap she can open her own damn door

38. chea Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    bishop is done, best bet know is join Slaughterhouse and call the shit Droppederhouse

39. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    usually, i woulda just told her to kick rocks, but i can’t shake the idea that she owe me some pussy for those drinks on friday night! i don’t drink, so fuck that whole “buying drinks” concept!

    ^ so what happened ninja, you ole end a story without the climax lookin…

    ^^^

    lol, it’s kinda a cliffhanger. . . . i called her yesterday, and she called me back but i was out watchin the game. . . but she was piiiiiiiiissed!

    and the fucked up shit is, she ain’t even that cute! her body is just stupid, though. . .

40. embark Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    # R.J.Orion Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:02 am

    LMAO

    and jimmy jackson, too …
    ^
    I Forgot about that oL a million frequent flyer miles having ass nigga.

41. R.J.Orion Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    rakim was hungry … he was trying to eat at Aftermath when he told that lie … either that, or son had symptoms of alzheimers and senility creeping in …

42. Babydoll Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Just watched that em video…safe 2 say I won’t be watchin mtvjams 4 the rest of the week.

    ^*Dead* I have yet to watch the video and have no plans to…

    *also won’t be watching mtv jams this week*

43. KLO Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    April 7th, 2009 at 11:01 am
    here’s a story:

    i went out with this chick on friday, had a good time, and she kept ordering these chocolate martini jawns. . . i wasn’t trippin, but in the back of my mind, i’m like “yo, you owe me some pussy down the line.”

    so we go out again on saturday to the cherry blossom festival. it’s all lovely. . . we vibin, it’s a beautiful day, but i got them drinks in the back of my mind! so we get to my car (i was gonna drive her to her car that was maaaaad far away), and she tries my car door. . . . it doesn’t open, so i open it, and i’m like “it’s open”. but she doesn’t get in.

    i get in, and i look at her like “what’s good?” she goes “open my door for me.” the blankest of blank stares ensues. . . . i’m like “i just unlocked it. . . . “. no, she wants me to reach over and open her door! now, somebody pulled up, and they’re waiting for my spot, so i pull out just to let them get in. . . this bitch walks off! i call her and i’m like “what’s good????” she just goes “don’t worry about it, i’ll just walk.”

    usually, i woulda just told her to kick rocks, but i can’t shake the idea that she owe me some pussy for those drinks on friday night! i don’t drink, so fuck that whole “buying drinks” concept!

    ^^^^ LOL…that’s crazy

44. Danielson a.k.a. Dat Mixed Race Nigga Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:09 am

    here’s a story:

    i went out with this chick on friday, had a good time, and she kept ordering these chocolate martini jawns. . . i wasn’t trippin, but in the back of my mind, i’m like “yo, you owe me some pussy down the line.”

    so we go out again on saturday to the cherry blossom festival. it’s all lovely. . . we vibin, it’s a beautiful day, but i got them drinks in the back of my mind! so we get to my car (i was gonna drive her to her car that was maaaaad far away), and she tries my car door. . . . it doesn’t open, so i open it, and i’m like “it’s open”. but she doesn’t get in.

    i get in, and i look at her like “what’s good?” she goes “open my door for me.” the blankest of blank stares ensues. . . . i’m like “i just unlocked it. . . . “. no, she wants me to reach over and open her door! now, somebody pulled up, and they’re waiting for my spot, so i pull out just to let them get in. . . this bitch walks off! i call her and i’m like “what’s good????” she just goes “don’t worry about it, i’ll just walk.”

    usually, i woulda just told her to kick rocks, but i can’t shake the idea that she owe me some pussy for those drinks on friday night! i don’t drink, so fuck that whole “buying drinks” concept!

    ^
    consult amp lol.

45. anons aka brother mouzone in a joe clair era Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:09 am

    *Jason Kids it up*

    ^^

    I thought u were talking about his Chris Brownery, not his hoop skills

    *Kidd

46. frank fiasco Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:09 am

    You can always tell who the anonymous white guys on the internet are when Eminem comes up. These dudes got word documents of evidence why Eminem is the savior of music, and start talking outlandish shit about his classic albums. Hilarious.

47. Babydoll Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:10 am

    i get in, and i look at her like “what’s good?” she goes “open my door for me.” the blankest of blank stares ensues. . . . i’m like “i just unlocked it. . . . “. no, she wants me to reach over and open her door! now, somebody pulled up, and they’re waiting for my spot, so i pull out just to let them get in. . . this bitch walks off! i call her and i’m like “what’s good????” she just goes “don’t worry about it, i’ll just walk.”

    ^LMFAO…thank Steve Harvey and his new book for that…smh

48. cOLD Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Whats a good site to DL porn from….

    ^who does this anymore, tube8>>>
    —-

    her body is just stupid, though. . .

    ^ that would do it… the mental image of a phatty bouncing up and down is detrimental to a nigga just keepin it moving. Good luck.

49. Big Homie Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Whats a good site to DL porn from….

    ^ I don’t know this

50. Tweezy Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:14 am

    WHo said Vinnie Paz?

    R.A. the Rugged Man > Vinnie Paz

    All day.

51. Me Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:48 am

    FUCK THIS …. this beat is stolen from a canadian classic by ghettosocks and jbru … he just flipped the sample EXACTLY THE SAME …producers need to stop being so lame

52. - keka - Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    yeah, yeah… im late… (*been tied up…)
    another tight banger from jones!

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