65 Responses to “Video: At the Juice Bar with CNN”

1. Big Homie Says:
   March 12th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

   WHAM! > OutKast

   ^ *dead* I fuck with Wham

2. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:
   March 12th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

   Stay tuned for the War Report on CNN Channel 10

3. rex hussla Says:
   March 12th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

   So, Gordon is inbounding the ball from the left hashmark near midcourt. Thornton, Novak and Randolph are stacked at the top of the key. Baron is under the basket. Thornton cuts through to the left corner. One Mississippi. Obviously, he’s not getting the ball. Baron starts moving up toward the top of the key, only the Cavs know he’s getting the ball — (two Mississippi) — so they block his way. Everything is congested. The fans start panicking. Three Mississippi. Baron accelerates past the 3-point line, only LeBron sees him and jumps in the way so he can’t get the ball. This is an awesome play. Four Mississippi. Gordon finally passes to Randolph, who takes two dribbles and …

   (Oh no.)

   Picks up his dribble and …

   (Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!)

   Launches a 28-foot 3-pointer with a hand in his face. His third air-balled 3 of the night. Actually, it was more than an air ball — it almost killed the ball boy.

   Cavs ball, 1.8 seconds left.

   The fans are in disbelief. Randolph’s teammates are in disbelief. Dunleavy is making a face that my friend Sal later describes as “A face I have never seen a human being make before.” What ensued in the next 20 seconds could best be described like this: Imagine being trapped in one of those big hospital elevators with eight other people. One of them pulls his pants down and just starts going to the bathroom — not No. 1 but No. 2. At that specific moment, the doors open for the next floor. How fast would everyone else in the elevator flee for the door? Lightning-fast, right? Like, Usain Bolt-level fast, right? That was the entire stadium after Z-Bo’s air ball. He basically took a dump on the 3-point line.

   *dead*

4. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:
   March 12th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

   *Daps to All*

   Whats good

5. kevfresco Says:
   March 12th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

   get me a banana cognac biyatch! (c) chappelle

6. Big Homie Says:
   March 12th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

   youtube.com/watch?v=AcUd1pB8UPQ

   WHAM – Everything She Wants

7. b-ease Says:
   March 12th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

   I’m reading Outliers right now

   ^^
   Tipping Point > Outliers > Blink

8. babydoll Says:
   March 12th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

   FUCK! Now I can’t get this stupid ass Philly’s Most Wanted – Cross the Border song outta my head!!!! LOL

9. R.J.Orion Says:
   March 12th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

   out of money;flat broke > Outkast

10. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    KILLA!

11. D_Block_4_Life Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Bawse!

12. Big Homie Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    FUCK! Now I can’t get this stupid ass Philly’s Most Wanted – Cross the Border song outta my head!!!! LOL

    ^ One of the most annoying songs, imo..even back then

13. R.J.Orion Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Spandau Ballet > Duran Duran > WHAM!

14. Beezy Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Temple 31 St. Joes 22

    =)

15. b-ease Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Spandau Ballet

    ^^
    I don’t know who that is. And I dont wanna know.

16. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    ^You mean Hawk and Animal?

    ^^

    you already know!!

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat a ruuuuuuuuuush!!!!!!!!

17. Beezy Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    if you haven’t done so, read “the unforgiving minute” by craig mullaney.

    ^Pap dont act like you read that shit…you saw it on the Daily Show.

18. Beezy Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Temple > Your Life

19. rex hussla Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Big East Tournament >>>>>

    UConn vs Syracuse>>>>>>

20. Beezy Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Temple > NCAA Tourney

    Temple > Duke

    Temple > UNC

21. Plug is a winner Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    LF: was it my imagination or did big homie say cam dropped a mixtape

22. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    so i was on my elliptical at home the other day – poz – and i had my itunes on shuffle. kanye’s thru the wire rmx started bumpin. ok that shit went hard.

    ALL THESE BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS
    ALL OF THEM COULDA BEEN LOST
    I ALMOST PAID THE COST
    I ALWAYS GOT TO FLOSS
    SO BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP
    ALWAYYYYS THANK THE LORD
    FOR THIS MIC AND MY KEYBOARD
    HECKY NAWWWWWW THAT BOY IS RAWWWWWW

23. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    *flexes glutes [||]*

24. D. Billz Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    # b-ease Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    I’ve heard tales of him and Canibus trading bars. Also Urban legend him and Canibus took on the whole Wu, in Atlanta.

    ^^
    Yea, him and Bis were like partners for a minute.

    And that ATL story is true. According to Bis, they were holding their own against the entire Clan until Killah Priest jumped in the cypher and holocausted it.

    ^ *gets in time machine*

    *moves to Krakow ghetto*

    *hopes he’s on Schlinder’s list*

    *isn’t*

25. eskay Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    >>Spandau Ballet

    ^damn son. you know you’re an old head when…

26. Big Homie Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    I guess nobody liked my Wham video

27. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    ^Pap dont act like you read that shit…you saw it on the Daily Show.

    ^^

    lol, then i googled it.

    then i copped it today.

    and it’s as good as i heard it was.

    yo, you gonna watch that shit tonight when jim cramer is on?????

    cramer vs. stewart >>>> outkast

28. R.J.Orion Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    b-ease Says:

    March 12th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    Spandau Ballet

    ^^
    I don’t know who that is. And I dont wanna know.

    ———

    they sang that classic joint:

    ” ba ba bababa, ba ba bababa … you know this … much is ….. TRUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW !! ….. THISSSSSSS MUCH IS TRUUUUUUUEEWW !! … ba ba bababa …”

29. eskay Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    >>*flexes glutes [||]*

    ^woah. no amount o disclaimers..

30. Bill Hu$tle Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    GW> Temple

31. D. Billz Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    # cOLD Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Journalist myspace page:

    Billz good comparison with the philly’s Elzhi.

    ^Word. But I’ve heard Journ’s most recent rhymes last year on his Myspace. He’s in Elzhi’s rearview now (nh). But the flow and cadence are damn near identical.

32. kevfresco Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    co-sign capone….roti and curried goat>>>>>>>>>>>>

33. Beezy Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    cramer vs. stewart >>>> outkast

    ^co-signature

    but if you copped today you havent read the whole thing. w/e w/e….shit looked tight [||]

34. R.J.Orion Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    masjid > Temple

35. Beezy Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Temple 43 St Joes 28

    =)

36. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    The fans are in disbelief. Randolph’s teammates are in disbelief. Dunleavy is making a face that my friend Sal later describes as “A face I have never seen a human being make before.” What ensued in the next 20 seconds could best be described like this: Imagine being trapped in one of those big hospital elevators with eight other people. One of them pulls his pants down and just starts going to the bathroom — not No. 1 but No. 2. At that specific moment, the doors open for the next floor. How fast would everyone else in the elevator flee for the door? Lightning-fast, right? Like, Usain Bolt-level fast, right? That was the entire stadium after Z-Bo’s air ball. He basically took a dump on the 3-point line.

    ^^

    rex, what is this from. . . ?

    i literally have tears streaming down my face at work from this. . . .

37. eskay Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    *watches Wham video*

    *dances like Carlton*

    *maintains street cred*

38. R.J.Orion Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Frank & Dank > Outkast

39. Beezy Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    GW> Temple

    ^Beat us in the tourney…thanks.

40. Big_seth Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Fuck everybody for dissin Kast. lol.

    ol’ east coast lovin niggas. lol

41. D. Billz Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Philly’s Most Wanted’s “Cross the Border” was a banger in the club back then. Fuck what’cha heard. That’s when the bandana craze was poppin’ on the East Coast, before the gang activity got crazy.

42. eskay Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    >>LF: was it my imagination or did big homie say cam dropped a mixtape

    yeah, because that wouldn’t be all niggas would be talking about on here.

    he is dropping a gangsta grillz with Drama though.

43. cOLD Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    someone pls explain outliers for dummies. (in plain english)

44. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    but if you copped today you havent read the whole thing. w/e w/e….shit looked tight [||]

    ^^

    i’m a good number of pages in, and so far, so good. . .

45. D. Billz Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    WHAM!’s “Careless Whisper” >

46. eskay Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    for the record, I love Kast and I’ve been listening to Aquemini for the last 2 hours.

    http://twitter.com/nahright/status/1317499197

47. rex hussla Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Pap:

    sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090311&sportCat=nba

48. D. Billz Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    # Beezy Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Temple > NCAA Tourney

    Temple > Duke

    Temple > UNC

    ^FOH. Terps > Owls

49. R.J.Orion Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Depeche Mode-”Enjoy The Silence” >>>>

50. b-ease Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    someone pls explain outliers for dummies. (in plain english)

    ^^
    There are certain people that succeed on a level far beyond the average person. Those people are outliers. The book is aobut the cicumstances that create then, and makes the argument that luck and location are just as important as intelligence and innate ability.

51. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    there is no way in hell WHAM!>>>Hall and Oates.

    hall and oates changed the game, man.

    while george michael was addin dicks to his jacket in restrooms.

52. Beezy Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Terps > Owls

    ^*is delusional*

    FOH Bilzzzzzzzzzzz

53. b-ease Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    create then,

    ^^
    *edit – create them

    Examples : The Beatles, NY Jewish run law firms, Bill Gates, Canadian Hockey players born in January

54. cOLD Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    There are certain people that succeed on a level far beyond the average person. Those people are outliers. The book is aobut the cicumstances that create then, and makes the argument that luck and location are just as important as intelligence and innate ability.

    ^oh, I guess I was reading about the theory,… not the book.

55. Beezy Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    luck and location are just as important as intelligence and innate ability.

    ^(c) Beezy’s outstanding life

56. Bill Hu$tle Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    # b-ease Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    someone pls explain outliers for dummies. (in plain english)

    ^^
    There are certain people that succeed on a level far beyond the average person. Those people are outliers. The book is aobut the cicumstances that create then, and makes the argument that luck and location are just as important as intelligence and innate ability.

    ^^ and why asians are good at math lol

57. R.J.Orion Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    The Police > Hall & Oates > Wham

58. eskay Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    >>There are certain people that succeed on a level far beyond the average person. Those people are outliers. The book is aobut the cicumstances that create then, and makes the argument that luck and location are just as important as intelligence and innate ability.

    I’m definitely an Outlier. there was an ill set of circumstances that led up to me becoming the Greatest Blogger of All Time.

59. Beezy Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    *thanks God every morning for Affirmative Action*

    *spits on white boss*

    *no repercussions*

60. Plug is a winner Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    when Aquemini first came out, we would bend corners to that song wit the horns in it. I dont think they rap in the song, we just liked the horns. maximum speed when that song was on: 7mph’s

61. Seth Gueko Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    In Cast >

62. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    # R.J.Orion Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    The Police > Hall & Oates > Wham

    ^^^

    that’s only b/c of sting. . . isn’t it “Sting and the Police”?

    shit, i dunno.

    hall and oates are like peanut butter and jelly.

    charles hamilton and sonic.

    eskay and skyzoo posts.

    porn tinyurl posts and big homie.

    you see one, you know the other is right around the corner.

63. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    eskay Says:

    March 12th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    for the record, I love Kast and I’ve been listening to Aquemini for the last 2 hours.

    ^I’m rocking to that shit myself. Up to Skew it on the Bar-b

64. cOLD Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    *thanks God every morning for Affirmative Action*

    *spits on white boss*

    *no repercussions*

    ^
    *IT guy retrieves data*

    *gives it to Beezy’s boss*

    * boss confronts Beezy*

    *beezy blank stares it up*

65. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    The Clippers are losing because they’re paying 75 percent of their salary cap to Baron Davis, Zach Randolph, Chris Kaman and Marcus Camby. Would you trust that foursome to play 18 holes of miniature golf without one of them getting hurt? Of course not.

    ^^

    the sad shit is, this was like an all star line up 3 years ago.

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