i was fucking a bitch in the laundry mat of a building around my block, i had this bitch on top of the folding table naked from the waiste down and i had one leg out my shorts all the way to the floor…Anyway shorty on her back and im smashing that, now mind you its like 2am and we’re in a regular building in an open laundry room, all of a sudden this chines dude opens the door and yells NO!!!! i look over at the nigga im like ” SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CLOSE THE DOOR” hes yelling NOO!!!!! and like lifting his cellphone in the air, so we start to get dressed and he yell ” I GOING TO CALL POLICE” so whatever we run out and we was dying..classic woodro
March 5th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Whats he holding there, $150? SMH.
^
lol what did i say about not stunting on NR
*gives beezy a pass*
btw is it obvious by now who works the jobs with the worst focking hours lol i swear sometimes me and beezy open this shit up (none) and then shut it down 18 hours later
LMAO! @ DPS throwing out names only niggas born in the roaring 50′s should know about
Brown played Tom Harvey (son of Chicken George, Great Grandson of Kunta Kinte, and great grandfather of Alex Haley) in the 1977 television miniseries Roots,
Plug, that shit is crazy. Woodrow’s tale of debauchery too.
My story is nowhere near as good but Ill share anyway.
I met a chick in my hometown through my friend from uni during summer vacation and second time I met her, with a whole crew of people, she pulled me aside and said she wanted to meet up. Her and I went and got cuban food and then went straight back to my pops crib in Miami. We’re in the living room, both knowing that my pops is in the next room napping in front of the TV and my step-moms is awake in her bedroom less than 8 steps away with the door… and this bitch starts doming me down. At that point getting caught by either of them didnt matter. All of the sudden my dad half-asleepedly walks past the living room where Im getting blown on the way to his bedroom… SEES. NOTHING. Moved it to the bedroom, and u know the rest. I should have kept that chick on deck, but I had too many options at the time.
@ D_Block – you need to be more realistic, I bet you more than 50 % of girls, at least good and decent looking girls have at some point in their life taken 2 dicks within a 24 hour period, and I bet you have been # 1 or # 2 at least once in your life as well, I’m not saying I disagree with not wifeing a girl whose done that but if you start ruling every bitch out who has been a slore at some point your gonna have next to none left to choose from, but that shit should stay unknown cause not knowing about it > knowing about it
sleep you better watch your girl’s mouth, be sure no dicks fly in it.
^
*verbal shots fired back* (c) Iran reminding Israel this morning that Israel is within range of its missile capabilities and that it wishes a yahudi would.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:08 am
sleep you better watch your girl’s mouth, be sure no dicks fly in it.
^
*verbal shots fired back* (c) Iran reminding Israel this morning that Israel is within range of its missile capabilities and that it wishes a yahudi would.
^^*boards train to unknown destination with other Yudes* circa 1943
first time a bitch told me to spit in her pussy, i didnt know how much to spit so i spit on my hand and slapped her pussy, she said no spit in my shit, i told her shut the fuck up
the key is not to shower a bitch with gifts and flowers or else u look like a simp. but u want to hit nice dinner spots and be non-chalant about it. a good move is to pretend like ur up in that spot weekly and that u roll there with different bitches like its ur personal cafetria. this way, she will think ur sophisticated and have impeccable taste but ur telegraphing the message that ur not trying to impress her but that u naturally just lead an impressive life and that if she wants to be a part of that impressive life, she better impress u with some glorious sucky sucky or better yet some impressive leg-work.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:09 am
It’s gonna be 70 in Maryland this weekend.
MD > wherever you are about the Mason-Dixon
***It’s gonna be nice, all weekend…that’s why I fucks with this area…we have decent weather, pretty much, except for maybe a couple of weaks where the cold is unbearable–we don’t have great weather like Miami or Cali, but then again, we don’t have hurricanes or earthquakes either…
Having taken a lil overnight trip driving w/my brother like a 1/2 hour out of boston
I was subjected to listening to cam the whole ride. It seems in celebration of killa new opus
my bro put together a cd of cam greatest tunes including his new shit and I must say…..
while get it in ohio is tough, I hate my job is some vintage killa. Having listened to both tracks w/the ramped cam stannery on here I did brush dudes
new buzz off but I hate my job is my new shit. I don’t really fuck w/ringtones just to go against the societal grain
but I had to throw it on my BB Bold cuz of how it appropriately speaks to me. that shits truly dope.
she will think ur sophisticated and have impeccable taste but ur telegraphing the message that ur not trying to impress her but that u naturally just lead an impressive life and that if she wants to be a part of that impressive life
^This is a DHV…or demonstration of high value. Step #2 to bagging a bitch.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:06 am
LF: Ikea sucks for always having a missing piece
^
lmfao! co-sigs! fuck them scandanavian fucks! lololol. type-a cats sell u a table with only three legs, make you a drive an hour back to their store, cop the fourth leg for the table, only come to find out they left out the screws. FUCK THEM BASTARDS! i have limited interaction with that bullshit any more, they pissed me off one too many times.
SMH @ 70 in the DMV this weekend. . . . tell me global warmin ain’t poppin!
well, at least i know the titties will be out in full effect this weekend!! i swear titties are real people, b/c hoes can’t wait to let them shits out their sweater prisons when the weather somewhat breaks!
casko if your gonna spend like 2 hours with her then you could slide under $100…anything more than that if food, drinks are involved you better step it up.
And if your paying $1350 and aren’t living in Manhattan you need to re-evaluate your life.
Plug is a winner Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:11 am
*daps ty’s story*
LMAO @ the name change
yeah that shit was hilarious, the closet I can get to matching your cops watching you get domed off story is me avoiding getting arrested because I was getting pussy while the girls boyfriend got arrested, we where at a party my freshman year of college and no one was over 21 yet and me and this girl crept off to my whip, while her boyfriend was distracted drinking and playing drinking games ( of course I had mad trees on me and was drinking heavy ) luckily my car was waaaay up front and in the cut the cops had rolled up why we were just starting out and we didn’t realize the fuzz had rolled up till after we were done, so we stayed in the car lamping until they left when we got back we were told they arrested like 10 people for smoking trees and underage drinking, and everyone was like and where the fuck were you 2 ? we said we were just smoking and saw the cops come up so we hid out but no one really believed us, luckily everyone that was still there was much better friends with me than her boyfriend and her boyfriend got arrested, so he never found out
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
D. Billz Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:09 am
It’s gonna be 70 in Maryland this weekend.
MD > wherever you are about the Mason-Dixon
***It’s gonna be nice, all weekend…that’s why I fucks with this area…we have decent weather, pretty much, except for maybe a couple of weaks where the cold is unbearable–we don’t have great weather like Miami or Cali, but then again, we don’t have hurricanes or earthquakes either…
^Exactly. We sit right in the middle of the temperature gauge and we get all 4 seasons respectively. We also don’t have Cali and Miami women, but got the finest Black women per capita (emphasis on “per capita”). However, I wouldn’t mind a variety every now and then. Lol
March 5th, 2009 at 11:17 am
casko if your gonna spend like 2 hours with her then you could slide under $100…anything more than that if food, drinks are involved you better step it up.
And if your paying $1350 and aren’t living in Manhattan you need to re-evaluate your life.
^^^
I pay $1500 for my mortgage cost of living for ya is higher than down here in FLA.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
D. Billz Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:09 am
It’s gonna be 70 in Maryland this weekend.
MD > wherever you are about the Mason-Dixon
***It’s gonna be nice, all weekend…that’s why I fucks with this area…we have decent weather, pretty much, except for maybe a couple of weaks where the cold is unbearable–we don’t have great weather like Miami or Cali, but then again, we don’t have hurricanes or earthquakes either…
^Exactly. We sit right in the middle of the temperature gauge and we get all 4 seasons respectively. We also don’t have Cali and Miami women, but got the finest Black women per capita (emphasis on “per capita”). However, I wouldn’t mind a variety every now and then. Lol
**word…and I meant “weeks”, not “weaks”…SMH @ myself…I’m good enough knowing that there’s a favorable ratio of females out there, but I’m a married nigga, so it’s better that they DON’T look like Cali/MIA women, lol (none)
March 5th, 2009 at 11:17 am
casko if your gonna spend like 2 hours with her then you could slide under $100…anything more than that if food, drinks are involved you better step it up.
And if your paying $1350 and aren’t living in Manhattan you need to re-evaluate your life.
_________________________
I live in Williamsburg which is close enough…$1350 for 2 bedroom isn’t bad.
my nigga lives in Bed-Stuy and he payin’ like $1100 for a one bedroom
my living room is 20×20 and so is the master bedroom
but I was asking for good ideas about a date under $100 in Manhattan…like name some spots
my goal right now is to get on “lip service” with them freaky bitches. . . . i feel like if you get angela yee a few drinks, she’ll slut off with the right words said to her. . . .
no shots.
because i want her to take my seed in her urethra.
I’m talkin over 2,000 sq ft. in a nice neighborhood.
No shots. Its just crazy how cheap it is here.
***My neighbor, this cool ass dyke chick, sold her townhouse in MD, and moved out to Houston- for the same price as what she was paying out here, she got a three story colonial on acreage…SMH @ this area being so damned expensive….
>>>sleep swatting dicks away from his girl’s mouth, like King Kong did them planes @ the Empire State Bulidling….ROWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
_________________________
ROFL…I would’ve transformed into lurk mode and retreated
i44.tinypic.com/2d9wphu.gif
>>**word…and I meant “weeks”, not “weaks”…SMH @ myself…I’m good enough knowing that there’s a favorable ratio of females out there, but I’m a married nigga, so it’s better that they DON’T look like Cali/MIA women, lol (none)
^Lol @ the improper use of homonyms (no homo, pun intended). And yeah, I agree. But I bet I could go to those states and bag a strong 8 and she would be a 10 here.
>>***My neighbor, this cool ass dyke chick, sold her townhouse in MD, and moved out to Houston- for the same price as what she was paying out here, she got a three story colonial on acreage…SMH @ this area being so damned expensive….
^The price we pay for living so close to the Capitol.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:04 am
so it’s gonna be 57 on Saturday…what’s a good date under $100 in NYC?
=============================================
$100 is $50 too much. How many times have you gone out with this chick before?
LF, but this white boy I used to kick it with (none), who was the dumbest, wildest, funniest m’fukka ever- like, dumb just for being dumb, the kind of m’fukka that everybody put down and looked down on, except for his friends….is now a practicing, successful lawyer…
This is the same dude who shit in his girlfriend’s sink when she broke up with him, lol…
March 5th, 2009 at 10:49 am
morning.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Whats he holding there, $150? SMH.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:50 am
paysnoop.com
March 5th, 2009 at 10:50 am
i was fucking a bitch in the laundry mat of a building around my block, i had this bitch on top of the folding table naked from the waiste down and i had one leg out my shorts all the way to the floor…Anyway shorty on her back and im smashing that, now mind you its like 2am and we’re in a regular building in an open laundry room, all of a sudden this chines dude opens the door and yells NO!!!! i look over at the nigga im like ” SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CLOSE THE DOOR” hes yelling NOO!!!!! and like lifting his cellphone in the air, so we start to get dressed and he yell ” I GOING TO CALL POLICE” so whatever we run out and we was dying..classic woodro
March 5th, 2009 at 10:51 am
*daps ben*
March 5th, 2009 at 10:51 am
# Beezy Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Whats he holding there, $150? SMH.
# G7 Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 10:50 am
paysnoop.com
________
dead
March 5th, 2009 at 10:51 am
*Walks into Nah offices, lights up purple*
said i’m waaaaantteeeeeeed (none) by the evil fooorrrrcessss
tinyurl.com/dreadandalive
*scrolls down, clicks #6*
*passes L, daps*
What up Nah
Thursday morning lightworking >
March 5th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Snoop look a like…word to knocturnal
March 5th, 2009 at 10:52 am
damn, where knoc’turnal been?
March 5th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Yo, I’ll be in DC this weekend. What clubs are popping Friday night and Saturday night
March 5th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Nipsy Hussle looks like one of them Bone Thugs and Harmony niggas’ kid brother (none)..
LF, still amped to see Watchmen this weekend…I really wanna see how they portray Rorschach…
(takes off coke bottle glasses)
March 5th, 2009 at 10:53 am
i was fucking a bitch in the laundry mat of a building
***she’s a keeper, lol (none)
March 5th, 2009 at 10:54 am
*L goes around more than once*
*the crowd roars*
March 5th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Beezy Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Whats he holding there, $150? SMH.
^
lol what did i say about not stunting on NR
*gives beezy a pass*
btw is it obvious by now who works the jobs with the worst focking hours lol i swear sometimes me and beezy open this shit up (none) and then shut it down 18 hours later
March 5th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Wassup Ike aka George Stafford Brown, LOL
@ Billz,
Yeah, them sites was the truth. I got more that I need right now, thanks!!(Nah)
March 5th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Daps dps
March 5th, 2009 at 10:56 am
George Stafford Brown
***I have no idea who that is, lol…
***Daps DPS**
March 5th, 2009 at 10:56 am
*pours bailey’s in coffee*
*hits L again*
*throws feet up on desk in Nah cubical*
*looking to get fired*
March 5th, 2009 at 10:57 am
chea I think you got me in the hours tho…back in 2006 I was @ like 70-75hrs a week…thank God this recession got me down to 55 lol.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:58 am
My girl»»eskay whore(he probably was dumb enough to have a kid with her)
March 5th, 2009 at 10:58 am
*puts lighter in the air for Alumnah*
March 5th, 2009 at 10:58 am
LMAO! @ DPS throwing out names only niggas born in the roaring 50′s should know about
Brown played Tom Harvey (son of Chicken George, Great Grandson of Kunta Kinte, and great grandfather of Alex Haley) in the 1977 television miniseries Roots,
March 5th, 2009 at 10:59 am
i will be at watchmen tonight at 11:59
March 5th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Either joe is a sucker for love or he has low self esteem and he thinks she the best he can do.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:00 am
My girl»»eskay whore(he probably was dumb enough to have a kid with her)
^^
shots fired.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 10:59 am
i will be at watchmen tonight at 11:59
**AYO
March 5th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Plug, that shit is crazy. Woodrow’s tale of debauchery too.
My story is nowhere near as good but Ill share anyway.
I met a chick in my hometown through my friend from uni during summer vacation and second time I met her, with a whole crew of people, she pulled me aside and said she wanted to meet up. Her and I went and got cuban food and then went straight back to my pops crib in Miami. We’re in the living room, both knowing that my pops is in the next room napping in front of the TV and my step-moms is awake in her bedroom less than 8 steps away with the door… and this bitch starts doming me down. At that point getting caught by either of them didnt matter. All of the sudden my dad half-asleepedly walks past the living room where Im getting blown on the way to his bedroom… SEES. NOTHING. Moved it to the bedroom, and u know the rest. I should have kept that chick on deck, but I had too many options at the time.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Ye & Amber > Ye & Alexis
“i wonder if that pussy is Just as bald??” (q: CS88)
March 5th, 2009 at 11:02 am
>>> ” SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CLOSE THE DOOR”
*listens to Charles Hamilton unprotected*
March 5th, 2009 at 11:02 am
crooked i new king of west
nipsey hussle is raw, jay rock
bishop lamont are the new west side
March 5th, 2009 at 11:02 am
*continues dapping NAHgerians*
March 5th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Eastern_Digital Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:00 am
My girl»»eskay whore(he probably was dumb enough to have a kid with her)
^^
shots fired.
***Yeah, but like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=NsPWXXzcJ9c
March 5th, 2009 at 11:03 am
OWWW Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:02 am
crooked i new king of west
nipsey hussle is raw, jay rock
bishop lamont are the new west side
^*daps gr3um5*
March 5th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Nah I said only if he had a kid with her. But I’m sure he’s smartter then that so he won.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 10:52 am
damn, where knoc’turnal been?
^another great career Dre helped build
March 5th, 2009 at 11:03 am
He had never seen a liquor bar and wood floors in a trunk before.
^ *fights a grizzley*
I swear to the Most High… next whip I get I’m driving to Detroit and let Plug lace my shit.
Dead. Ass. Serious.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:04 am
SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Ye & Amber > Ye & Alexis
“i wonder if that pussy is Just as bald??” (q: CS88)
^^^
…one of my bitches gonna cut they hair this year… im gonna find me 1.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:04 am
I’m driving to Detroit and let Plug lace my shit.
^^ iono bout that one… ref?
March 5th, 2009 at 11:04 am
so it’s gonna be 57 on Saturday…what’s a good date under $100 in NYC?
March 5th, 2009 at 11:05 am
My girl»»eskay whore(he probably was dumb enough to have a kid with her)
^
*old white dude voice from don cannon mixtapes*
GET BACK.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:06 am
>>My girl»»eskay whore(he probably was dumb enough to have a kid with her)
^
shots firedgrenade launchedMarch 5th, 2009 at 11:06 am
LF: Ikea sucks for always having a missing piece
March 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am
@ D_Block – you need to be more realistic, I bet you more than 50 % of girls, at least good and decent looking girls have at some point in their life taken 2 dicks within a 24 hour period, and I bet you have been # 1 or # 2 at least once in your life as well, I’m not saying I disagree with not wifeing a girl whose done that but if you start ruling every bitch out who has been a slore at some point your gonna have next to none left to choose from, but that shit should stay unknown cause not knowing about it > knowing about it
March 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am
>>Eskay how dare u call my nubian queen a slore wtach ur mouth.
sleep you better watch your girl’s mouth, be sure no dicks fly in it.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am
so it’s gonna be 57 on Saturday…what’s a good date under $100 in NYC?
^stop being so cheap Cass
March 5th, 2009 at 11:08 am
G7 Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:06 am
>>My girl»»eskay whore(he probably was dumb enough to have a kid with her)
^grenade launched
*rings the alarm*
March 5th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 10:59 am
i will be at watchmen tonight at 11:59
**AYO
^^
damn.
*daps the ‘con*
March 5th, 2009 at 11:08 am
# Trap Scrapper aka R.Watson aka Nanyanen Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:04 am
I’m driving to Detroit and let Plug lace my shit.
^^ iono bout that one… ref?
^FOCK! Pause.
*runs off the field*
March 5th, 2009 at 11:08 am
sleep you better watch your girl’s mouth, be sure no dicks fly in it.
^
*verbal shots fired back* (c) Iran reminding Israel this morning that Israel is within range of its missile capabilities and that it wishes a yahudi would.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:09 am
*grabs popcorn*
it’s gonna be one of them type days, huh?
March 5th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Beezy Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am
so it’s gonna be 57 on Saturday…what’s a good date under $100 in NYC?
^stop being so cheap Cass
____________
$100 is cheap?…It’s 2009 my rent is $1350, and I don’t sell drugs anymore
March 5th, 2009 at 11:09 am
It’s gonna be 70 in Maryland this weekend.
MD > wherever you are about the Mason-Dixon
March 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
>>My girl»»eskay whore(he probably was dumb enough to have a kid with her)
yeah, but you’re just speculating, we know for a fact 10 niggas knocked your girl down.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
# Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 10:59 am
i will be at watchmen tonight at 11:59
**AYO
^^
damn.
*daps the ‘con*
_____
word what is that like a gay club or something lol daps
March 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
sleep you better watch your girl’s mouth, be sure no dicks fly in it.
***chuckles***
sleep swatting dicks away from his girl’s mouth, like King Kong did them planes @ the Empire State Bulidling….ROWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(none)
March 5th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Latarian Milton Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:08 am
sleep you better watch your girl’s mouth, be sure no dicks fly in it.
^
*verbal shots fired back* (c) Iran reminding Israel this morning that Israel is within range of its missile capabilities and that it wishes a yahudi would.
^^*boards train to unknown destination with other Yudes* circa 1943
March 5th, 2009 at 11:11 am
eskay Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am
>>Eskay how dare u call my nubian queen a slore wtach ur mouth.
sleep you better watch your girl’s mouth, be sure no dicks fly in it.
LMAO, eskay bringing that aggressive content this morning
March 5th, 2009 at 11:11 am
*daps ty’s story*
March 5th, 2009 at 11:11 am
>>sleep you better watch your girl’s mouth, be sure no dicks fly in it
====
laugh out loud
March 5th, 2009 at 11:11 am
first time a bitch told me to spit in her pussy, i didnt know how much to spit so i spit on my hand and slapped her pussy, she said no spit in my shit, i told her shut the fuck up
March 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
stop being so cheap Cass
^
co-siggity.
*puts on dating advice hat/yamaka*
the key is not to shower a bitch with gifts and flowers or else u look like a simp. but u want to hit nice dinner spots and be non-chalant about it. a good move is to pretend like ur up in that spot weekly and that u roll there with different bitches like its ur personal cafetria. this way, she will think ur sophisticated and have impeccable taste but ur telegraphing the message that ur not trying to impress her but that u naturally just lead an impressive life and that if she wants to be a part of that impressive life, she better impress u with some glorious sucky sucky or better yet some impressive leg-work.
*lessons learned, u do the dishes*
March 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
D. Billz Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:09 am
It’s gonna be 70 in Maryland this weekend.
MD > wherever you are about the Mason-Dixon
***It’s gonna be nice, all weekend…that’s why I fucks with this area…we have decent weather, pretty much, except for maybe a couple of weaks where the cold is unbearable–we don’t have great weather like Miami or Cali, but then again, we don’t have hurricanes or earthquakes either…
March 5th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Mornin nahkis,
Having taken a lil overnight trip driving w/my brother like a 1/2 hour out of boston
I was subjected to listening to cam the whole ride. It seems in celebration of killa new opus
my bro put together a cd of cam greatest tunes including his new shit and I must say…..
while get it in ohio is tough, I hate my job is some vintage killa. Having listened to both tracks w/the ramped cam stannery on here I did brush dudes
new buzz off but I hate my job is my new shit. I don’t really fuck w/ringtones just to go against the societal grain
but I had to throw it on my BB Bold cuz of how it appropriately speaks to me. that shits truly dope.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:13 am
torn bicep muscle > nipsey hussle
March 5th, 2009 at 11:13 am
@kev as sallamu alaikum
March 5th, 2009 at 11:15 am
>>>sleep swatting dicks away from his girl’s mouth, like King Kong did them planes @ the Empire State Bulidling….ROWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
_________________
^^^ Damn somebody got hoe’d …I’d transform into lurk mode and retreat
i44.tinypic.com/2d9wphu.gif
March 5th, 2009 at 11:15 am
sleep swatting dicks away from his girl’s mouth, like King Kong did them planes @ the Empire State Bulidling….ROWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(none)
^^
LMAO!!!
March 5th, 2009 at 11:15 am
she will think ur sophisticated and have impeccable taste but ur telegraphing the message that ur not trying to impress her but that u naturally just lead an impressive life and that if she wants to be a part of that impressive life
^This is a DHV…or demonstration of high value. Step #2 to bagging a bitch.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Most_Incredible! Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:06 am
LF: Ikea sucks for always having a missing piece
^
lmfao! co-sigs! fuck them scandanavian fucks! lololol. type-a cats sell u a table with only three legs, make you a drive an hour back to their store, cop the fourth leg for the table, only come to find out they left out the screws. FUCK THEM BASTARDS! i have limited interaction with that bullshit any more, they pissed me off one too many times.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:16 am
eskay Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am
>>Eskay how dare u call my nubian queen a slore wtach ur mouth.
sleep you better watch your girl’s mouth, be sure no dicks fly in it.
^^^^^
Let the war begin.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:17 am
SMH @ 70 in the DMV this weekend. . . . tell me global warmin ain’t poppin!
well, at least i know the titties will be out in full effect this weekend!! i swear titties are real people, b/c hoes can’t wait to let them shits out their sweater prisons when the weather somewhat breaks!
March 5th, 2009 at 11:17 am
casko if your gonna spend like 2 hours with her then you could slide under $100…anything more than that if food, drinks are involved you better step it up.
And if your paying $1350 and aren’t living in Manhattan you need to re-evaluate your life.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Yo.
The Magnificent video >>
WOW.
Rawse is winning.
Fuck what you heard.
shoutout to the Zoe Pound
March 5th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Plug is a winner Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:11 am
*daps ty’s story*
LMAO @ the name change
yeah that shit was hilarious, the closet I can get to matching your cops watching you get domed off story is me avoiding getting arrested because I was getting pussy while the girls boyfriend got arrested, we where at a party my freshman year of college and no one was over 21 yet and me and this girl crept off to my whip, while her boyfriend was distracted drinking and playing drinking games ( of course I had mad trees on me and was drinking heavy ) luckily my car was waaaay up front and in the cut the cops had rolled up why we were just starting out and we didn’t realize the fuzz had rolled up till after we were done, so we stayed in the car lamping until they left when we got back we were told they arrested like 10 people for smoking trees and underage drinking, and everyone was like and where the fuck were you 2 ? we said we were just smoking and saw the cops come up so we hid out but no one really believed us, luckily everyone that was still there was much better friends with me than her boyfriend and her boyfriend got arrested, so he never found out
March 5th, 2009 at 11:19 am
>>>sleep swatting dicks away from his girl’s mouth, like King Kong did them planes @ the Empire State Bulidling….ROWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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^^ Damn somebody got hoe’d …I’d transform into lurk mode and retreat
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March 5th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:17 am
SMH @ 70 in the DMV this weekend. . . . tell me global warmin ain’t poppin!
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catch me on a Global Warming tour with Jigga and Al Gore knockin ”Dear Summer where Autumn went?”
March 5th, 2009 at 11:19 am
eskay vs sleep…..this could get funny
March 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
eskay Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
>>My girl»»eskay whore(he probably was dumb enough to have a kid with her)
yeah, but you’re just speculating, we know for a fact 10 niggas knocked your girl down.
^^^
UhOhh, Dicks On her jacket, Son.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
D. Billz Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:09 am
It’s gonna be 70 in Maryland this weekend.
MD > wherever you are about the Mason-Dixon
***It’s gonna be nice, all weekend…that’s why I fucks with this area…we have decent weather, pretty much, except for maybe a couple of weaks where the cold is unbearable–we don’t have great weather like Miami or Cali, but then again, we don’t have hurricanes or earthquakes either…
^Exactly. We sit right in the middle of the temperature gauge and we get all 4 seasons respectively. We also don’t have Cali and Miami women, but got the finest Black women per capita (emphasis on “per capita”). However, I wouldn’t mind a variety every now and then. Lol
March 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
And if your paying $1350 and aren’t living in Manhattan you need to re-evaluate your life.
^^
You can own a good sized home in TX for $1350.
I’m talkin over 2,000 sq ft. in a nice neighborhood.
No shots. Its just crazy how cheap it is here.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
remember when ether wars were inevitable
March 5th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Beezy Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:17 am
casko if your gonna spend like 2 hours with her then you could slide under $100…anything more than that if food, drinks are involved you better step it up.
And if your paying $1350 and aren’t living in Manhattan you need to re-evaluate your life.
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I pay $1500 for my mortgage cost of living for ya is higher than down here in FLA.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:22 am
# DIGITAL SCALES Says:
catch me on a Global Warming tour with Jigga and Al Gore knockin ”Dear Summer where Autumn went?”
^^
LMAO
March 5th, 2009 at 11:22 am
D. Billz Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
D. Billz Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:09 am
It’s gonna be 70 in Maryland this weekend.
MD > wherever you are about the Mason-Dixon
***It’s gonna be nice, all weekend…that’s why I fucks with this area…we have decent weather, pretty much, except for maybe a couple of weaks where the cold is unbearable–we don’t have great weather like Miami or Cali, but then again, we don’t have hurricanes or earthquakes either…
^Exactly. We sit right in the middle of the temperature gauge and we get all 4 seasons respectively. We also don’t have Cali and Miami women, but got the finest Black women per capita (emphasis on “per capita”). However, I wouldn’t mind a variety every now and then. Lol
**word…and I meant “weeks”, not “weaks”…SMH @ myself…I’m good enough knowing that there’s a favorable ratio of females out there, but I’m a married nigga, so it’s better that they DON’T look like Cali/MIA women, lol (none)
March 5th, 2009 at 11:23 am
i remember Digi. now everything on here is followed by “no shots”. I do no way encourage the “no shots movement” on here lately.
shots
March 5th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Beezy Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:17 am
casko if your gonna spend like 2 hours with her then you could slide under $100…anything more than that if food, drinks are involved you better step it up.
And if your paying $1350 and aren’t living in Manhattan you need to re-evaluate your life.
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I live in Williamsburg which is close enough…$1350 for 2 bedroom isn’t bad.
my nigga lives in Bed-Stuy and he payin’ like $1100 for a one bedroom
my living room is 20×20 and so is the master bedroom
but I was asking for good ideas about a date under $100 in Manhattan…like name some spots
March 5th, 2009 at 11:23 am
ok time to get work started peace out
March 5th, 2009 at 11:24 am
my goal right now is to get on “lip service” with them freaky bitches. . . . i feel like if you get angela yee a few drinks, she’ll slut off with the right words said to her. . . .
no shots.
because i want her to take my seed in her urethra.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:24 am
You can own a good sized home in TX for $1350.
I’m talkin over 2,000 sq ft. in a nice neighborhood.
No shots. Its just crazy how cheap it is here.
***My neighbor, this cool ass dyke chick, sold her townhouse in MD, and moved out to Houston- for the same price as what she was paying out here, she got a three story colonial on acreage…SMH @ this area being so damned expensive….
March 5th, 2009 at 11:25 am
but I was asking for good ideas about a date under $100 in Manhattan…like name some spots
^I’ve never gone on a date in my life where I didn’t spend over $100 on drinks alone.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:25 am
>>tell me global warmin ain’t poppin!
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I don’t know about that. this winter was cold as fuck!(no nr cold)
March 5th, 2009 at 11:25 am
eskay
Hurry up and post the fuckin’ Magnificent video. You slackin’ holmes. This shit is great.
*white suits it up*
March 5th, 2009 at 11:25 am
eskay Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
>>My girl»»eskay whore(he probably was dumb enough to have a kid with her)
yeah, but you’re just speculating, we know for a fact 10 niggas knocked your girl down.
^^^
UhOhh, Dicks On her jacket, Son.
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jacket?
dicks on her fuckin baby phat bubble vest!
March 5th, 2009 at 11:26 am
>>>sleep swatting dicks away from his girl’s mouth, like King Kong did them planes @ the Empire State Bulidling….ROWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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ROFL…I would’ve transformed into lurk mode and retreated
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March 5th, 2009 at 11:26 am
I don’t know about that. this winter was cold as fuck!(no nr cold)
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yea, but it can’t be 70 3 days after!!! where’s the transition, no fast break defense.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:27 am
>>**word…and I meant “weeks”, not “weaks”…SMH @ myself…I’m good enough knowing that there’s a favorable ratio of females out there, but I’m a married nigga, so it’s better that they DON’T look like Cali/MIA women, lol (none)
^Lol @ the improper use of homonyms (no homo, pun intended). And yeah, I agree. But I bet I could go to those states and bag a strong 8 and she would be a 10 here.
>>***My neighbor, this cool ass dyke chick, sold her townhouse in MD, and moved out to Houston- for the same price as what she was paying out here, she got a three story colonial on acreage…SMH @ this area being so damned expensive….
^The price we pay for living so close to the Capitol.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:28 am
jacket?
dicks on her fuckin baby phat bubble vest!
^ *slaps Kimbo*
March 5th, 2009 at 11:29 am
PEACE!!!!!
March 5th, 2009 at 11:29 am
luckily everyone that was still there was much better friends with me than her boyfriend and her boyfriend got arrested, so he never found out
^^ cot dammm… that dude LOST that night… all 5 seasons
March 5th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Bananas the Ape Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:04 am
so it’s gonna be 57 on Saturday…what’s a good date under $100 in NYC?
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$100 is $50 too much. How many times have you gone out with this chick before?
March 5th, 2009 at 11:32 am
LF, but this white boy I used to kick it with (none), who was the dumbest, wildest, funniest m’fukka ever- like, dumb just for being dumb, the kind of m’fukka that everybody put down and looked down on, except for his friends….is now a practicing, successful lawyer…
This is the same dude who shit in his girlfriend’s sink when she broke up with him, lol…