Related: First Day Out of Prison by John Forte
Posted by eskay
on Monday, January 26th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
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Miscellaneous, Movies, Music
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January 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Treat that ass a lil kinder *nope*
January 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I know this guy has turned over a new leaf, but he was moving liquid coke, i want to hear that story and no one and i mean no one was aware dude was moving them thangs
January 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
john forte why dont you swing this way………..(c)Clef
Poly Sci = Super Dope
January 26th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Off Topic-
I’m I the only one tired of Wyclef singing?
January 26th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Oh, by the way that rick ross song is the best song from a major artist in the last 3 months
January 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I know this guy has turned over a new leaf, but he was moving liquid coke, i want to hear that story and no one and i mean no one was aware dude was moving them thangs
^ thats how you can tell 95% or rappers are liars, cause anyone really moving them things aint rapping about it.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
cOLD Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
It’s just my post from the last thread.
>”Why we fuckin on the couch? Lets use your bed Bernard…”
“Bitch please, I fuck on the couch…its how I roll”
^ I see I said
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would any of you consider having your chick get her hymen sewn so you could deflower her all over again.
^no poppin her cherry is 1thing but that better be the last time she bleeds on my bed… so going threw it again is stupid imo
January 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Mag Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Off Topic-
I’m I the only one tired of Wyclef singing?
^ im sorta tired of him living
January 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
cOLD Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I know this guy has turned over a new leaf, but he was moving liquid coke, i want to hear that story and no one and i mean no one was aware dude was moving them thangs
^ thats how you can tell 95% or rappers are liars, cause anyone really moving them things aint rapping about it.
^^^^
COOK COKE CRACK
January 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
John Forte is a smart gangsta
January 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
this nigga got a lot of songs on deck I’m sure, and he had to know some pretty important people on order to get that pardon.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Carly Simon i think
January 26th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
^no poppin her cherry is 1thing but that better be the last time she bleeds on my bed… so going threw it again is stupid imo
^ its more about causing structual damage, than anything else.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
cOLD Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
this nigga got a lot of songs on deck I’m sure, and he had to know some pretty important people on order to get that pardon.
^^^
See political connections from ivy leauge school
January 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Cold wtf, that virgin shit is overrated…….
ok in my history i have knocked 3virgins out, no Telly from Kids
January 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
did Big Homie really have a girl bleed though the mattress and box spring. Nahright urban legend?
January 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Prada Main Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
John Forte is a smart gangsta
^^^
he wasnt that smart
January 26th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Titanic Iceberg Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Prada Main Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
John Forte is a smart gangsta
^^^
he wasnt that smart
^^^^^^^
you have to admit he is kind of smart and all gangsta’s get caught at some point or other
January 26th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
that was warm. hes gonna do his wyclef/john legend thing now?
January 26th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
# cOLD Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
did Big Homie really have a girl bleed though the mattress and box spring. Nahright urban legend?
^^
The real questions are where did you hear that and why would you care…
HAHA. No shots.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Prada Main Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Titanic Iceberg Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Prada Main Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
John Forte is a smart gangsta
^^^
he wasnt that smart
^^^^^^^
you have to admit he is kind of smart and all gangsta’s get caught at some point or other
^^^^
A man who got a ged and worked as a cab driver his whole life and raised 3 kids and nvr went to jail for an extended period of time is smarter
January 26th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Cold wtf, that virgin shit is overrated…….
I guess so, I never smashed one out so I’ll take your word. My first peace of pussy was an older chick. I was scared but she was patient. I remember the first time entering like it was yesterday. I guess thats how all virgins feel.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Plug Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Plug you mention that shit to the judge?
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I aint even got to the judge yet. I tried to tell the mediator and she didnt care. she was like “tell it to your lawyer.” If I dont get a lawyer, who knows what the judge will say.
Son what the fuck kind of mediator is that? Real talk, get you a lawyer, and even if you can’t you may want to reevaluate the mediator cuz that shit does not even sound fair and impartial, which is what a mediator should be. Be sure to have all of your paperwork, take notes, lots of notes. Don’t leave anything to memory. It can fail you when you need it. And show the judge that not only is she being unfair and unreasonalbe, but so is your so-called mediator.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Oh, by the way that rick ross song is the best song from a major artist in the last 3 months
^^^
And its not a 50 diss
January 26th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
The real questions are where did you hear that and why would you care…
HAHA. No shots.
^ no shots taken, Im saying, you gotta admit thats amazing, that a vag can bleed so immensly to bleed through a mattress and boxspring. Im flabbergasted.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Off Topic-
I’m I the only one tired of Wyclef singing?
^^
Honetly wasnt aware that Wyclef still made music.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
put this nigger back in the hole…CUNT
January 26th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
put this nigger back in the hole…CUNT
^ what in the… I dont even….(c) nation.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Co-sign fux.
The loyalty and love that a female showers you with after is ill. But the actual act of deflowering a woman isnt that cool. They’re just in pain. And personally, it was hard for me to enjoy the experience considering the female’s agony.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
And personally, it was hard for me to enjoy the experience considering the female’s agony.
^isnt it the pain that makes the woman remember you forever and never forget.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
John Forte loves white chicks.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
peace of pussy
^no error
January 26th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
# cOLD Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
And personally, it was hard for me to enjoy the experience considering the female’s agony.
^isnt it the pain that makes the woman remember you forever and never forget.
^ no
January 26th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
^isnt it the pain that makes the woman remember you forever and never forget.
^^
Probably a large part of it. Like I said, the effects of deflowering are ill, just not the acutual act.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
John Forte loves white chicks.
^smart dude
January 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
^isnt it the pain that makes the woman remember you forever and never forget.
^ no
^^
Ease stands corrected.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
did Big Homie really have a girl bleed though the mattress and box spring. Nahright urban legend?
^*also wants to know*
January 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
lol I was hoping green would chime in
*daps*
then what is it.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
b-ease Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Co-sign fux.
The loyalty and love that a female showers you with after is ill. But the actual act of deflowering a woman isnt that cool. They’re just in pain. And personally, it was hard for me to enjoy the experience considering the female’s agony.
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Small price to pay for a chick thats untouched. I rather teach her a lil sumthin sumthin and have her crave my D than have the thought of her having someone elses D in her mouth and in her V.
If you havent already guessed i am a borderline germophobe
January 26th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
you remember your first because it was your first. not becuase of pain. i dont think of my first and think of pain. i think of my first and think,eh.. glad that losers not still around.
amd if abitch bleeds through your mattress and box spring, call an ambulan ce, that needs medical attention.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Alot of muslim women be getting their shit’s re-sowed. I’d be down to fuck a “sown-again” virgin.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
# A tribe called quest Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
b-ease Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Co-sign fux.
The loyalty and love that a female showers you with after is ill. But the actual act of deflowering a woman isnt that cool. They’re just in pain. And personally, it was hard for me to enjoy the experience considering the female’s agony.
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Small price to pay for a chick thats untouched. I rather teach her a lil sumthin sumthin and have her crave my D than have the thought of her having someone elses D in her mouth and in her V.
If you havent already guessed i am a borderline germophobe
^ d & v? come on.. were all grown ups, we can use real words
January 26th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
word….
January 26th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Forte looks like a totally different dude. Not physically, but demeanor wise, he’s got that Maxwell shit going on.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
# Beezy Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Alot of muslim women be getting their shit’s re-sowed. I’d be down to fuck a “sown-again” virgin.
^ thats bullshit though… you cant revirginize yourself. its about more than just the hymen being in tact. you pop a virgin, you get a different reaction than someones whos had 3000 dicks in theor jacket. shes still a ho, just with a renovated poon
January 26th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Flash the message, Forte’s out there….
January 26th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
so word is rick ross is a lyricist and used to ghostwrite for southern rappers b4 his solo career?
i must say mafia music is kinda impressive lyrically..@ first i was thinkin jay-z ghostwrote
January 26th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
^ thats bullshit though… you cant revirginize yourself. its about more than just the hymen being in tact. you pop a virgin, you get a different reaction than someones whos had 3000 dicks in theor jacket. shes still a ho, just with a renovated poon
^Well I think they are doing it more to hide their family-shaming activities from their betrothed husbands as opposed to make them self virgins again.
What about just a little tuck to tighten it up. Girls should be more open to vaginal enhancement surgery.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
# Beezy Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
^ thats bullshit though… you cant revirginize yourself. its about more than just the hymen being in tact. you pop a virgin, you get a different reaction than someones whos had 3000 dicks in theor jacket. shes still a ho, just with a renovated poon
^Well I think they are doing it more to hide their family-shaming activities from their betrothed husbands as opposed to make them self virgins again.
What about just a little tuck to tighten it up. Girls should be more open to vaginal enhancement surgery.
^ its called kegel exercises. yall willing to do something about saggy ball syndrome?
January 26th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
^ d & v? come on.. were all grown ups, we can use real words
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yea but it sounds funnier and at the end of the day shouldnt we all just laugh at ourselves
*watches flight of the conchords*
January 26th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
at the end of the day shouldnt we all just laugh at ourselves
^ good point
January 26th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
shes still a ho, just with a renovated poon
^*giggles sheepishly* (c) fux
January 26th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
^ its called kegel exercises. yall willing to do something about saggy ball syndrome?
>We need to as a community, my father passed away from Saggy Ball Syndrome (none)
January 26th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
# cOLD Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
^ no shots taken, Im saying, you gotta admit thats amazing, that a vag can bleed so immensly to bleed through a mattress and boxspring. Im flabbergasted.
^^
HAHA.
@Beezy,
I concur. A lil surgery can’t be all bad. I mean the work on verything else. why leave the vag out of the updates.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Am I the only one that just cant get into his music anymore because of his former career. Its not even about him being a former CO, its about him lying about being a CO.
The same can be said for Joe Buddens. Since his apology video, I really don’t want to hear Jump Off talking about squeezing guns and getting gully and all that extra shit.
To me I see it like this, I know that most of what a lot of these guys are saying is bullshit, but when I find out for a fact that you really are not living the shit that you’re talking, then I just can’t fuck with you anymore (nh)
January 26th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
moresickaMC Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
so word is rick ross is a lyricist and used to ghostwrite for southern rappers b4 his solo career?
i must say mafia music is kinda impressive lyrically..@ first i was thinkin jay-z ghostwrote
^Am I the only one that just cant get into his music anymore because of his former career. Its not even about him being a former CO, its about him lying about being a CO.
The same can be said for Joe Buddens. Since his apology video, I really don’t want to hear Jump Off talking about squeezing guns and getting gully and all that extra shit.
To me I see it like this, I know that most of what a lot of these guys are saying is bullshit, but when I find out for a fact that you really are not living the shit that you’re talking, then I just can’t fuck with you anymore (nh)
January 26th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Am I the only one that just cant get into his music anymore because of his former career. Its not even about him being a former CO, its about him lying about being a CO.
^Co-sign this exactly. Its the denial that ruined it for me. Now, even if I hear him on a hot beat I still cant give the lyrics any respect at all.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
^ its called kegel exercises. yall willing to do something about saggy ball syndrome?
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of course, im more than willing to get some type of permanent botox-esque injection. Make my balls smooth as eggs, i mean isnt that every guys intention from the first time they shaved their pubes. (c) dave chappelle.
Im not joking either (nhjic)
January 26th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
*googles kegel exercises*
January 26th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
crickets…
January 26th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Beezy Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
*googles kegel exercises*
^Oh shit. If yall don’t know about this shit, step your game up. When you find a chick that has full control of her pussy muscles, she can fuck your whole world up. But the flip side to that is there are kegel exercises for men too. And like our female counterparts, if you can master the muscles in your dick, it can keep you from busting off too early, and also help you to have porn star quality nuts. I mean the one that can cause a chick to gag when you shoot off in her mouth. Trust, study that shit and make sure your girl does too.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Dap all in vicinity …
never wanted a virgin but the three times i’ve gotten wit’em sux ass except for my ex ex who is fukin wifey matetrial so i shoulda kept her ..
January 26th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Am I the only one that just cant get into his music anymore because of his former career. Its not even about him being a former CO, its about him lying about being a CO.
^Co-sign this exactly. Its the denial that ruined it for me. Now, even if I hear him on a hot beat I still cant give the lyrics any respect at all.
^^
Yo, I was on the same tip.
But that Mafia Music is FIRE. Like, as much of a sucker as Ross it, it all evaportates on that track.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
nhjic to my last post
January 26th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
But that Mafia Music is FIRE. Like, as much of a sucker as Ross it, it all evaportates on that track.
^I liked the track more than anything he’s done lately, but I can’t co-sign evaporation.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
never wanted a virgin but the three times i’ve gotten wit’em sux ass except for my ex ex who is fukin wifey matetrial so i shoulda kept her ..
^^
*blankest of blank stares*
January 26th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I dont understand niggas who bust in their gf’s mouths. I always thought that was something that you just did to smut joints…
January 26th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
yeah Ross is still a fraud for that C.O sh*t tho
January 26th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
whats good nahggers
January 26th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
since nah is on some porn-lesson time, dnt u just hate wen a chic feels da need to tell u how lucky u r for being her first @ all da dirty slutty shyt she’s doin wit u ?
January 26th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Ross top 10 lyricist with commercial exposure.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Beezy Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I dont understand niggas who bust in their gf’s mouths. I always thought that was something that you just did to smut joints…
^Umm… I would never bust in my girls face or in her hair and shit like that. But if she’s giving me head and I’m about to cum, she catches it.
Like I’m not gonna stop piping just to bust off in her mouth. But she’s cool with spitting and swallowing, so if it happens its cool. I don’t see that as disrespect, but nutting in her face is definite disrespect
January 26th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
b-ease it pretty eff’n simple if u read wat i said . no shots
January 26th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
*puts on Kobe jersey*
*rapes white*
January 26th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Like I’m not gonna stop piping just to bust off in her mouth. But she’s cool with spitting and swallowing, so if it happens its cool. I don’t see that as disrespect, but nutting in her face is definite disrespect
^ lol. secretly women want to be treated like slores. You’d be doing her a favor by letting it go in her face.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
lol. secretly women want to be treated like slores.
^That shit aint so secret lol.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
cOLD Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Like I’m not gonna stop piping just to bust off in her mouth. But she’s cool with spitting and swallowing, so if it happens its cool. I don’t see that as disrespect, but nutting in her face is definite disrespect
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Amanda?!
January 26th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Braaaappp!! My dude got pardon and is ready. I hope L Boogs do a lil tidbit for the reunion. Welcome home ma dude..CULTURE HIPHOP
January 26th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
LOL @ busting on her face as a favor.
“Happy Birthday baby…that was special for you.”
January 26th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
LMAO,,@ JOHN FORTE HAD THE LIQ COKE IN LAURYN HILL CARRY ON BAGS WITH OUT HER KNOWING,
January 26th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Beezy Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
lol. secretly women want to be treated like slores.
^That shit aint so secret lol.
^No doubt. And I’ve treated my fair share of women like cum buckets, but not wifey. If she has never been smutted out, then she lost. But she’s no spring chicken, so I’m sure she’s caught a couple to the grill before.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Beezy Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
lol. secretly women want to be treated like slores.
^That shit aint so secret lol.
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Word, why do you think its instinct to get on the bed on all fours KNOWING theres a pillow for them to rest their head. I mean one can imagine how uncomfortable it is to have your butt in the air with no support for the neck
January 26th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
i wnt nut on ma gals face or in her mouth cos i gotta kiss her but i’d let off on stomach, back, tits etc.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
b-ease it pretty eff’n simple if u read wat i said . no shots
^^
No, that shit was really borderline incomprehensible. Take your time (ll), commenting is not a race. No shots, just advice.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
slores
^^
I love this word. Not its meaning per se, or even its implications. Just the word itself.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
can imagine how uncomfortable it is to have your butt in the air with no support for the neck
^ hilarity
sex is actually some real comedy if you take the excitement of it out of the equation and observe yourself in the act . lmao
January 26th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
slores
^^
I love this word. Not its meaning per se, or even its implications. Just the word itself.
>First time I heard it was Max B, on “American Slore.” I can’t give my God Max credit for it, but he brought it to my attention.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
John Forte was in there for a little. Shit wasnt no skid bid.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
sex is actually some real comedy if you take the excitement of it out of the equation and observe yourself in the act
^Thats deep.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
yall niggas is funny.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
how long does mystikal have left? and wasnt shyne supposed to be out by now or wot?
Mystikal>Wayne
January 26th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
how long does mystikal have left? and wasnt shyne supposed to be out by now or wot?
Mystikal>Wayne
^ word they tyson’ed him.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
how long does mystikal have left? and wasnt shyne supposed to be out by now or wot?
^^
I actually think both of them are supposed to be out this year. But honestly, I think I heard the same thing last year.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
sex is comedy…..i never understood why women get serious in the face, it’s ok to smile during during sex…..AND TALK.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
is it me or has the flight of the conchords lost something?. Yesterdays episode was much better than last week but idk, somethings missing.
Btw super bowl week is finally here, Lets talk football
January 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Btw super bowl week is finally here, Lets talk football
^Who in the world would find discussing a Cards/Steelers SB. I doubt I’ll even watch a minute of it. Ill just watch the ads online on Monday.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
# A tribe called quest Says:
January 26th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
is it me or has the flight of the conchords lost something?. Yesterdays episode was much better than last week but idk, somethings missing.
Btw super bowl week is finally here, Lets talk football
^^^
Let’s not.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
ross is a smart nigga for throwing shots at curtis to promote his album, ain’t no one that’s gonna get you more promo then curtis. Only problem is how badly is 50 gona go at ross specialy since ross is already at a bad position.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
*mystikals it up on the type*
DANGA dont do it …ohhhh no, thats what she ask fooooooooooo, cum in her face……..and tape ittttttttttttt. Im goneeeeeeee
January 26th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
for Ben and Billz:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10149766-1.html
January 26th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
sex is comedy…..i never understood why women get serious in the face, it’s ok to smile during during sex…..AND TALK.
^
word to ma current gal for the greatest sex i ever had (c) no kellz . I’m saying though, she’s all ‘laxed and chatty , witty and challenging all at once – now i’m hooked . lmao
January 26th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Storm is trash.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
^^^
Let’s not.
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Are you still washing in the waters of Lake sourgrapes cause of the eagles. I would be, i still dont believe brett got into’d by the giants in last years NFCF
January 26th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
is it me or has the flight of the conchords lost something?. Yesterdays episode was much better than last week but idk, somethings missing.
^^
It’s not just you. I didnt catch last nite’s episode, just the premiere, but the clearly larger budget and improved production values have taken something away from the show.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
It’s not just you. I didnt catch last nite’s episode, just the premiere, but the clearly larger budget and improved production values have taken something away from the show
^^^^^^^
Fuck you nigga, I watched because of your co-sign and that shit was borderline wack juice, I laughed for a total of 10seconds and then the wifey was mad. Watched Big Love instead on dvr mode
January 26th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
this is nice to see. welcome home