Eminem ft. Dr. Dre & Curtis - Crack A Bottle

Here’s the third, and presumably final, incarnation of this track.

It features Dre and Curtis spitting their own verses and it’s dirty.

Eminem ft. Dr. Dre & Curtis - Crack A Bottle (Dirty)

Previously: Curtis - I Get It In (CDQ)


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118 Responses to “Eminem ft. Dr. Dre & Curtis - Crack A Bottle”

  1. Prada Main Says:

    *Peedi’s it up*

    NAHRIGHT GET IT INNNNNN

  2. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    that pic is classic…why does 50 look like that…lmao!

  3. Big Homie Says:

    *farts*

  4. Big Homie Says:

    Why does Em look like that.

  5. D_Block_4_life Says:

    I fuck with it. Fuck You.

  6. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    and it’s dirty.

    ^^^

    Eskay sounded like a 10 year old showing his friend his dad’s playboy mags he found under the bed…

  7. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *makes fart noises with mouth*

    *does Ahnold impersenation*

    *talks about doin a girl in the brown hole*

  8. Carlos voltron Says:

    *daps all in attendance*

    Fucking angela yee in a humvee while lumidee eats her coochie> anything you naggers came up with.

  9. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Carlos voltron Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    *daps all in attendance*

    Fucking angela yee in a humvee while lumidee eats her coochie> anything you naggers came up with.

    ^^^

    boo this man!

  10. Big Homie Says:

    *talks about doin a girl in the brown hole*

    ^ http://www.aurorajolie.com

  11. b-ease Says:

    *tries to care about this song*
    *Can’t*
    *tries to care about Jews and Palenstinians*
    *Can’t*

  12. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    @ BH…yessir.

  13. b-ease Says:

    No matter what, Eminem wearing those Jumpman skullies/wavecaps never gets less funny to me.

  14. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    *talks about doin a girl in the brown hole*

    ^ http://www.aurorajolie.com
    ^^^

    I can’t believe she claims to be a virgin…SMH..

  15. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    *tries to care about this song*
    *Can’t*
    *tries to care about Jews and Palenstinians*
    *Can’t*

    ^^^

    *tries to shit*
    *Can’t*

  16. Prada Main Says:

    Eminem got that old black man trying to be young dress swag

  17. Big Homie Says:

    I take it eskay did not get my freestyle I sent him.

    *throws a fit*
    *kicks rocks*

  18. cOLD Says:

    *tries to care about Jews and Palenstinians*
    *Can’t*

    ^ You can’t say the images of kids being carried away with limbs hanging on by the skin isnt unsettling. You h ave to care a little especially if you have kids yourself.

  19. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Eminem wearing those Jumpman skullies/wavecaps never gets less funny to me.
    ^^^^
    LMAO and co-sign

  20. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    man…I was just in a 3 hour workplace sexual harassment class…jeez that shit sucked.

    “So does anyone think that Angie in the video example should have spoken up about John’s behavior towards her”

    MTF: “She should have either domed him up in the copy room or kept it moving, broads always complain and shit”

    *realized that he works with 80% women…

    *angry blanks stares*

    MTF: “I…..I…gotta go to the bathroom excuse me”

    *runs*

  21. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Prada Main Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Eminem got that old black man trying to be young dress swag

    ^^^

    hit the nail on the head…(no penis)

  22. cOLD Says:

    MTF: “She should have either domed him up in the copy room or kept it moving, broads always complain and shit”

    ^ lol basically *daps*

  23. cOLD Says:

    *thinks thoughts into comment section*

  24. cOLD Says:

    *gets pussy doesnt wash dick for 2 days*

  25. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *thinks penis into Mila Kunis’s snatch*

  26. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    “Thinks 1967 Camaro, suped up custom Chip Foose edition, blacked out, rims, the whole shabang in parking lot in my parking space*

    *looks outside*

    “shit!”

  27. cOLD Says:

    *burns ex-girlfriends panties in the midst of drunken haze*
    *thinks I will forget about the pussy*
    *doesnt work*
    *jacks off on scented thong*

  28. Big_Seth Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    Eminem wearing those Jumpman skullies/wavecaps never gets less funny to me.
    ^^^^
    LMAO and co-sign

    ^^

    HAHA, Thats funny, but I think he’s wearing a tight-ass backward fitted in the photo. I could be mistaken though. When did he start dressin like that. Had to be after/ around the time of the eminem show.

  29. b-ease Says:

    ^ You can’t say the images of kids being carried away with limbs hanging on by the skin isnt unsettling.

    ^^
    Of course it is. But kids are getting their appendages blown off in a lot of places over the world right now. Considering the history of this conflict (it started way before 1947), it’s not just as simple as picking a side and saying fuck Jews (not that I’m a fan of Israel, they’re horrible). So my sympathy is dulled, especially considering our people’s history with Arabs.

  30. cOLD Says:

    *thinks dick into michelle rodriguez*

  31. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    *burns ex-girlfriends panties in the midst of drunken haze*
    *thinks I will forget about the pussy*
    *doesnt work*
    *jacks off on scented thong*

    ^^^

    the lonely pitifull ways of Man.

  32. b-ease Says:

    Had to be after/ around the time of the eminem show.

    ^^
    Yea, from what I remember, that’s when the Jumpman era started.

  33. D_Block_4_life Says:

    *put’s penis on girl thigh from the mailroom*

  34. Big_Seth Says:

    I think the link is already broken.

  35. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    *thinks dick into michelle rodriguez*

    ^^^

    into where?!?!????

    get specific damnit.

  36. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Big_Seth Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    I think the link is already broken.

    ^^^

    naw just the zshare doesnt work…use the other ones.

  37. blaze22 Says:

    Oh FUCK!

  38. b-ease Says:

    I mean, was anybody this sympathetic when Georgian kids were getting blown to bits this past summer? Or better yet, Bosnia 10 years ago? Of course not. People automatically throw support to the Arabs because they’re “people of color”.

  39. cOLD Says:

    Of course it is. But kids are getting their appendages blown off in a lot of places over the world right now. Considering the history of this conflict (it started way before 1947), it’s not just as simple as picking a side and saying fuck Jews (not that I’m a fan of Israel, they’re horrible). So my sympathy is dulled, especially considering our people’s history with Arabs.

    my argument was whether you cared or not, and you do. Not talking about the history or other atrocities.

  40. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Em should just stick to wearing some decent jeans, some Nikes (J’s even) and some of his Shady t-shirts…these damn Jumpman suits and the damn bandannas…sheesh.

  41. Big_Seth Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Had to be after/ around the time of the eminem show.

    ^^
    Yea, from what I remember, that’s when the Jumpman era started.

    ^^

    I remeber thinkin WTF is he on. What happened to the white tee… HAHA.

  42. cOLD Says:

    into where?!?!????

    get specific damnit.

    ^ all her orifices.

  43. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # blaze22 Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Oh FUCK!

    ^^^

    spilled coffee?

    sent the wrong email to wrong side chick?

    premature ejac?

  44. Prada Main Says:

    *types monologue no commas or periods*

  45. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    into where?!?!????

    get specific damnit.

    ^ all her orifices.

    ^^^

    right on sir.

  46. Big_Seth Says:

    Is it just me or do the niggas in the ad at the top make everyone laugh everytime they refresh. HAHA. Why that one short dude with the skully holding his newport out like he ballin. HAHA. That shit looks so funny to me.

  47. "The Party Killa" Says:

    *daps all in attendance*

  48. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Big_Seth Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Is it just me or do the niggas in the ad at the top make everyone laugh everytime they refresh. HAHA. Why that one short dude with the skully holding his newport out like he ballin. HAHA. That shit looks so funny to me.

    ^^^

    every damn time.

  49. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # “The Party Killa” Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    *daps all in attendance*

    ^^^

    *stops partying*

  50. b-ease Says:

    Is it just me or do the niggas in the ad at the top make everyone laugh everytime they refresh.

    ^^
    It’s definetly not just you lol

  51. cOLD Says:

    *eye twitch*

  52. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # D_Block_4_life Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    *put’s penis on girl thigh from the mailroom*
    ^^^^

    *sick bastard*

  53. "The Party Killa" Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    January 6th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    # “The Party Killa” Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    *daps all in attendance*

    ^^^

    *stops partying*

    ^^^
    *LMAO*

  54. b-ease Says:

    Damn, I didnt know Soulja Boy REALLY got robbed. Maybe making those youtube vids at his crib wasnt the best idea in hindsight.

  55. Big Homie Says:

    *thinks dick in Aurora Jolie’s ass after banging Pinky raw*

  56. RobbyF Says:

    It’s Showtime!!!! I get it In goes too hard
    Slow burnnnnnn

  57. blaze22 Says:

    I’m white and I still think MTF is corny as fuck.

  58. b-ease Says:

    I’m white and I still think MTF is corny as fuck.

    ^^
    Damn.

  59. cOLD Says:

    *thinks dick in Aurora Jolie’s ass after banging Pinky raw*

    ^whoa!

    CF: Pinky told Curtis she’s totally healthy…

    *bones spoony luv mistress raw in her room by the radiator and piled up sneaker boxes*

  60. b-ease Says:

    RobbyF Says:

    January 6th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    It’s Showtime!!!! I get it In goes too hard
    Slow burnnnnnn

    ^^
    This was hilarious to me for some reason.

  61. Big_Seth Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Damn, I didnt know Soulja Boy REALLY got robbed. Maybe making those youtube vids at his crib wasnt the best idea in hindsight.

    ^^

    I’ve been waiting for that kid to learn a lesson for a long time, and now that the day has come I feel bad. Damn my conscience. He’s just a black kid makin money. I really don’t hate him that much.

  62. cOLD Says:

    I’m white and I still think MTF is corny as fuck.

    ^ yowsers!!!

  63. cOLD Says:

    *thinks dick on greeny’s keyboard*

  64. b-ease Says:

    Pinky told Curtis she’s totally healthy…

    ^^
    Although that is entirely possible (no sarcasm), that bitch wasnt going to admit to having the monster on 50’s radio show lol.

  65. sleep Says:

    Any chick that I marry I would need to see her credit report before I say “I do”.I need to know what I’m inheriting. Is anything wrong with that.

  66. TheCo!!inB Says:

    *daps*
    LF: does anyone ever have an “aha!” moment after they get the shit Jay Z raps about……i just got off a Global Express jet and well, it may have been the most ballingest thing i’ve ever been on *pause*….and I remember Hov rapping on Encore “Boeing jets, global express out the country but the blueberry still connect”

  67. D_Block_4_life Says:

    I mean, was anybody this sympathetic when Georgian kids were getting blown to bits this past summer? Or better yet, Bosnia 10 years ago? Of course not. People automatically throw support to the Arabs because they’re “people of color”.
    ^^^
    Co-sign.

  68. "The Party Killa" Says:

    I’m white and I still think MTF is corny as fuck.

    WORD???

  69. cOLD Says:

    Although that is entirely possible (no sarcasm), that bitch wasnt going to admit to having the monster on 50’s radio show lol.

    ^truth.com

  70. b-ease Says:

    Is anything wrong with that.

    ^^
    Nope. Marraige is about more than just love, and one of those things is money and combined income. So sinceyou inherit your partner’s debt when you tie the knot, there’s nothing wrong with that at all, you’re looking out for both of you.

  71. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Being biased is an innate trait not acquired.

  72. TheCo!!inB Says:

    pinky’s mouth game aint really all that wavy….i’ve seen her do a dick wrong more than a few times.

  73. D_Block_4_life Says:

    http://www.ralphlauren.com/contentPopup/index.jsp?productId=3264929&flashCol=Patchwork&isFlash=true&largeImage
    ^^^
    I would crush this.

  74. "The Party Killa" Says:

    Pinky told Curtis she’s totally healthy…

    ^^
    Although that is entirely possible (no sarcasm), that bitch wasnt going to admit to having the monster on 50’s radio show lol.

    ^^
    Lol

  75. CS88_rich_UNCLE_pennybags Says:

    new 17in Macbook = Crack Cocaine

  76. b-ease Says:

    pinky’s mouth game aint really all that wavy….i’ve seen her do a dick wrong more than a few times.

    ^^
    I think it’s pretty clear that Pinky enjoys females more than dudes.

  77. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Crack a bottle, everybody waddle…

  78. JDuboy Says:

    Em needs to get Royce on a track to inspire him to really go in on a track…if he doesnt at LEAST do that then i’m going to be skeptical about this album yo…Royce has to awaken shady’s inner lyrical demon once again since shady has proven he can’t do it on his own and 50 isn’t much of a motivation to spit hard on a track with

  79. D_Block_4_life Says:

    new 17in Macbook = Crack Cocaine
    ^^^
    I’m copping the 15 inch (pause) Macbook Pro by the end of the month….i think its going for 1,599 or some shit.

  80. Prada Main Says:

    CS88_rich_UNCLE_pennybags Says:

    January 6th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    new 17in Macbook = Crack Cocaine

    ^ got the wifey one for christmas, no tricking if you got it

  81. sleep Says:

    I read a survey that said finace is the number one reason for divorce. I would think it was infidelity.

  82. cOLD Says:

    Being biased is an innate trait not acquired.

    ^ not sure how true this is.

  83. CS88_rich_UNCLE_pennybags Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    January 6th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    new 17in Macbook = Crack Cocaine
    ^^^
    I’m copping the 15 inch (pause) Macbook Pro by the end of the month….i think its going for 1,599 or some shit.

    ^^^
    17 in = 2700
    15 in = 1700
    13 in = 1500

  84. moresickaMC Says:

    this joint bangs! (n/h)

    Aftermath is back in the 09…finally. hiphop is coming back

  85. cOLD Says:

    17 in = 2700
    15 in = 1700
    13 in = 1500

    ^thats wack for 2 more inches an additional G. (pause)

  86. CS88_rich_UNCLE_pennybags Says:

    Prada Main Says:

    January 6th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    CS88_rich_UNCLE_pennybags Says:

    January 6th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    new 17in Macbook = Crack Cocaine

    ^ got the wifey one for christmas, no tricking if you got it

    ^^^
    the 17s go on sale @ the end of this month, what model u talkin?

  87. Prada Main Says:

    ohh I didnt pay 2700 hundred though, I got a homie that DHL’s it up…..if you dig

  88. b-ease Says:

    Being biased is an innate trait not acquired.

    ^ not sure how true this is.

    ^^
    I don’t think it’s true at all. Bias, prejudice, and bigotry are all taught.

  89. spotrusherz Says:

    hey jay electronica stans, prodigy used that ill sample first, here’s a banger i found from the 90s ft. bounty killa, havoc, and some guy whose voice sounds very familiar but i’m drawing a blank right now

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/5377215572f577e0/

    damn even random mixtape tracks used to be straight fyah back then

  90. D_Block_4_life Says:

    15 in = 1700
    ^^^
    I guess that number i saw was 1,699…..plus the warranty which will probably come out to 300 $ or so….Fux did you get warranty?

  91. b-ease Says:

    I would think it was infidelity

    ^^
    Considering the couples I know, people tend to forgive cheating (men and women) more than you would think.

  92. spotrusherz Says:

    Being biased is an innate trait not acquired.

    ^^

    lol who utters such inanities

  93. CS88_rich_UNCLE_pennybags Says:

    cOLD Says:

    January 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    17 in = 2700
    15 in = 1700
    13 in = 1500

    ^thats wack for 2 more inches an additional G. (pause)

    ^^^
    Shit, Ask ya wife if she can tell the 2 inch difference
    (88 grabs own bozack)

  94. Prada Main Says:

    ….Fux did you get warranty?

    ^^ nah I didnt get it the traditional way

  95. D_Block_4_life Says:

    I don’t think it’s true at all. Bias, prejudice, and bigotry are all taught.
    ^^^
    Bias and prejudice are completely different things, either way i was stating my opinion as a fact so w.e w.e….

  96. moresickaMC Says:

    finally we will hav a break frm the south oversaturation

  97. b-ease Says:

    Bias and prejudice are completely different things

    ^^
    Not completely. They’re cousins on the intolerance family tree. And they’re both taught.

  98. CS88_rich_UNCLE_pennybags Says:

    Prada Main Says:

    January 6th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    ….Fux did you get warranty?

    ^^ nah I didnt get it the traditional way

    ^^^
    SMH, damn it fuxie! …i 4got u got a new name… *daps Fux* yea, email me, i need that hookup.

  99. Big_Seth Says:

    # moresickaMC Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    this joint bangs! (n/h)

    Aftermath is back in the 09…finally. hiphop is coming back

    ^^

    HAHA. THis comment makes me laugh. for obvious reasons.

  100. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Not completely. They’re cousins on the intolerance family tree. And they’re both taught.
    ^^^
    Step children and i believe that being biased is innate.

  101. S.I.C.K Says:

    cOLD Says:

    January 6th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    *gets pussy doesnt wash dick for 2 days*
    ^^^Funny Shit^^^

    *mubles to self*

    “I thought only I did that”LOL

    *gets pussy,wipes dick on expensive “vanity” towel at chicks crib*

    *folds it up perfectly,then hangs it BACK up*

    *chuckles to self*

    on the real,I was feeling turdlike but as always, nah right cats have that humor!!!Some of y`all cats are in the wrong profession.Consider stand up.

  102. Prada Main Says:

    not sure Crazy I think it was 17inch not the highest one though

  103. TheCo!!inB Says:

    @ sleep
    romance - finance = nusaince
    general equation as far as money and relationships are concerned…..me and the mrs have gone through unholy wars behind dollars. it’s IMPERATIVE that you budget together….not saying you have a joint account but there is a clear understanding of who pays what and when.

  104. b-ease Says:

    Bias and prejudice are completely different things

    ^^
    Not completely. They’re cousins on the intolerance family tree. And they’re both taught.

    ^^
    You know what d-block, for the moment I’ll take my statement back, could you explain what you mean by bias being innate?

  105. Prada Main Says:

    email me, i need that hookup.

    ^ its my cousins homie who delivers to USC Bookstore

  106. eskay Says:

    http://www.slickyella.com/

    ^hilarity

  107. Big Homie Says:

    Although that is entirely possible (no sarcasm), that bitch wasnt going to admit to having the monster on 50’s radio show lol.

    ^ Hater

  108. D_Block_4_life Says:

    You know what d-block, for the moment I’ll take my statement back, could you explain what you mean by bias being innate?
    ^^^
    Well, i feel that is comes natural to someone to favor there own or to favor something they can directly profoundly identify with. It kind of arises directing from our intellect as opposed to being taught through experience. Just my opinion bruh.

  109. CS88_rich_UNCLE_pennybags Says:

    on everything i own…
    i told the black broad:
    “im stressed had a long day, im dead ass tired, not in the mood to fuck”
    she was like, ok, TTYL.
    i told the Snowflake the same shit,
    word bond,
    she came to the crib with a 6pack of Sam Adams cherry wheat, in Black pumps, nasty hooker type stockings & a long trench coat, once In the crib, opened the coat, had the Ultra sexy panties & bra on, like WHAT.

    BITCH, im DONE DONE DONE with black bitches! DONE!

  110. b-ease Says:

    Well, i feel that is comes natural to someone to favor there own or to favor something they can directly profoundly identify with. It kind of arises directing from our intellect as opposed to being taught through experience.

    ^^
    Hmm…interesting. I’m gonna marinate (ll) with that one for a while…

  111. cOLD Says:

    Well, i feel that is comes natural to someone to favor there own or to favor something they can directly profoundly identify with. It kind of arises directing from our intellect as opposed to being taught through experience.

    ^ that is interesting,

  112. M.Tyson Says:

    wow after listening this pile of shit im comvinced that the new CD is going to be even worse than “Curtis”

  113. brohaze Says:

    my question is who they gon blame, when I’m at #1 on da billboard aggaaiin.

  114. KilluminattI7 Says:

    *feels thoroughly underwhelmed*

    the units ova the units ova bluaoow bye bye

  115. dockevoc Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    No matter what, Eminem wearing those Jumpman skullies/wavecaps never gets less funny to me.

    ^
    That’s a flex fit Jordan hat

  116. C RANX Says:

    YO….MY WORD……THIS CRACK A BOTTLE SOUNDS EXTREMELY SIMILAR TO THE THEME SONG FOR THAT OLD T.V. SHOW CHEERS…..YOU COULD ACTUALLY SING THAT SONG OVER THIS CRACK A BOTTLE TRACK….THIS CRACK A BOTTLE IS 100% NOT HARD, NOT FLAVA. CAN’T IMAGINE THIS SHIT GETTIN PUMPED…..ANOTHER MASSIVE JOKE PUT OUT BY SLIM SHADY……WHY DOES HE EVEN BOTHER TO RHYME????

    THE THEME SONG TO CHEERS….IF YOU KNOW THIS SONG…U KNOW WHAT I AM TALKIN ABOUT….LOL
    Makin’ your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
    Takin’ a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
    Wouldn’t you like to get away?

    Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name,
    and they’re always glad you came.
    You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same,
    You wanna be where everybody knows your name.

    You wanna go where people know, people are all the same,
    You wanna go where everybody knows your name.

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