Eminem ft. Dr. Dre & Curtis - Crack A Bottle
Here’s the third, and presumably final, incarnation of this track.
It features Dre and Curtis spitting their own verses and it’s dirty.
Eminem ft. Dr. Dre & Curtis - Crack A Bottle (Dirty)
Previously: Curtis - I Get It In (CDQ)
January 6th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
*Peedi’s it up*
NAHRIGHT GET IT INNNNNN
January 6th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
that pic is classic…why does 50 look like that…lmao!
January 6th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
*farts*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Why does Em look like that.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I fuck with it. Fuck You.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
and it’s dirty.
^^^
Eskay sounded like a 10 year old showing his friend his dad’s playboy mags he found under the bed…
January 6th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
*makes fart noises with mouth*
*does Ahnold impersenation*
*talks about doin a girl in the brown hole*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
*daps all in attendance*
Fucking angela yee in a humvee while lumidee eats her coochie> anything you naggers came up with.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
# Carlos voltron Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
*daps all in attendance*
Fucking angela yee in a humvee while lumidee eats her coochie> anything you naggers came up with.
^^^
boo this man!
January 6th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
*talks about doin a girl in the brown hole*
^ http://www.aurorajolie.com
January 6th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
*tries to care about this song*
*Can’t*
*tries to care about Jews and Palenstinians*
*Can’t*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
@ BH…yessir.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
No matter what, Eminem wearing those Jumpman skullies/wavecaps never gets less funny to me.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
# Big Homie Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
*talks about doin a girl in the brown hole*
^ http://www.aurorajolie.com
^^^
I can’t believe she claims to be a virgin…SMH..
January 6th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
# b-ease Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
*tries to care about this song*
*Can’t*
*tries to care about Jews and Palenstinians*
*Can’t*
^^^
*tries to shit*
*Can’t*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Eminem got that old black man trying to be young dress swag
January 6th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I take it eskay did not get my freestyle I sent him.
*throws a fit*
*kicks rocks*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
*tries to care about Jews and Palenstinians*
*Can’t*
^ You can’t say the images of kids being carried away with limbs hanging on by the skin isnt unsettling. You h ave to care a little especially if you have kids yourself.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Eminem wearing those Jumpman skullies/wavecaps never gets less funny to me.
^^^^
LMAO and co-sign
January 6th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
man…I was just in a 3 hour workplace sexual harassment class…jeez that shit sucked.
“So does anyone think that Angie in the video example should have spoken up about John’s behavior towards her”
MTF: “She should have either domed him up in the copy room or kept it moving, broads always complain and shit”
*realized that he works with 80% women…
*angry blanks stares*
MTF: “I…..I…gotta go to the bathroom excuse me”
*runs*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
# Prada Main Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Eminem got that old black man trying to be young dress swag
^^^
hit the nail on the head…(no penis)
January 6th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
MTF: “She should have either domed him up in the copy room or kept it moving, broads always complain and shit”
^ lol basically *daps*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
*thinks thoughts into comment section*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
*gets pussy doesnt wash dick for 2 days*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
*thinks penis into Mila Kunis’s snatch*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
“Thinks 1967 Camaro, suped up custom Chip Foose edition, blacked out, rims, the whole shabang in parking lot in my parking space*
*looks outside*
“shit!”
January 6th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
*burns ex-girlfriends panties in the midst of drunken haze*
*thinks I will forget about the pussy*
*doesnt work*
*jacks off on scented thong*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
D_Block_4_life Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Eminem wearing those Jumpman skullies/wavecaps never gets less funny to me.
^^^^
LMAO and co-sign
^^
HAHA, Thats funny, but I think he’s wearing a tight-ass backward fitted in the photo. I could be mistaken though. When did he start dressin like that. Had to be after/ around the time of the eminem show.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
^ You can’t say the images of kids being carried away with limbs hanging on by the skin isnt unsettling.
^^
Of course it is. But kids are getting their appendages blown off in a lot of places over the world right now. Considering the history of this conflict (it started way before 1947), it’s not just as simple as picking a side and saying fuck Jews (not that I’m a fan of Israel, they’re horrible). So my sympathy is dulled, especially considering our people’s history with Arabs.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
*thinks dick into michelle rodriguez*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
# cOLD Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
*burns ex-girlfriends panties in the midst of drunken haze*
*thinks I will forget about the pussy*
*doesnt work*
*jacks off on scented thong*
^^^
the lonely pitifull ways of Man.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Had to be after/ around the time of the eminem show.
^^
Yea, from what I remember, that’s when the Jumpman era started.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
*put’s penis on girl thigh from the mailroom*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
I think the link is already broken.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
# cOLD Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
*thinks dick into michelle rodriguez*
^^^
into where?!?!????
get specific damnit.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
# Big_Seth Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
I think the link is already broken.
^^^
naw just the zshare doesnt work…use the other ones.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Oh FUCK!
January 6th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I mean, was anybody this sympathetic when Georgian kids were getting blown to bits this past summer? Or better yet, Bosnia 10 years ago? Of course not. People automatically throw support to the Arabs because they’re “people of color”.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Of course it is. But kids are getting their appendages blown off in a lot of places over the world right now. Considering the history of this conflict (it started way before 1947), it’s not just as simple as picking a side and saying fuck Jews (not that I’m a fan of Israel, they’re horrible). So my sympathy is dulled, especially considering our people’s history with Arabs.
my argument was whether you cared or not, and you do. Not talking about the history or other atrocities.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Em should just stick to wearing some decent jeans, some Nikes (J’s even) and some of his Shady t-shirts…these damn Jumpman suits and the damn bandannas…sheesh.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
# b-ease Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Had to be after/ around the time of the eminem show.
^^
Yea, from what I remember, that’s when the Jumpman era started.
^^
I remeber thinkin WTF is he on. What happened to the white tee… HAHA.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
into where?!?!????
get specific damnit.
^ all her orifices.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
# blaze22 Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Oh FUCK!
^^^
spilled coffee?
sent the wrong email to wrong side chick?
premature ejac?
January 6th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
*types monologue no commas or periods*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
# cOLD Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
into where?!?!????
get specific damnit.
^ all her orifices.
^^^
right on sir.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Is it just me or do the niggas in the ad at the top make everyone laugh everytime they refresh. HAHA. Why that one short dude with the skully holding his newport out like he ballin. HAHA. That shit looks so funny to me.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
*daps all in attendance*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
# Big_Seth Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Is it just me or do the niggas in the ad at the top make everyone laugh everytime they refresh. HAHA. Why that one short dude with the skully holding his newport out like he ballin. HAHA. That shit looks so funny to me.
^^^
every damn time.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
# “The Party Killa” Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
*daps all in attendance*
^^^
*stops partying*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Is it just me or do the niggas in the ad at the top make everyone laugh everytime they refresh.
^^
It’s definetly not just you lol
January 6th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
*eye twitch*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
# D_Block_4_life Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
*put’s penis on girl thigh from the mailroom*
^^^^
*sick bastard*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
# “The Party Killa” Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
*daps all in attendance*
^^^
*stops partying*
^^^
*LMAO*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Damn, I didnt know Soulja Boy REALLY got robbed. Maybe making those youtube vids at his crib wasnt the best idea in hindsight.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
*thinks dick in Aurora Jolie’s ass after banging Pinky raw*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
It’s Showtime!!!! I get it In goes too hard
Slow burnnnnnn
January 6th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I’m white and I still think MTF is corny as fuck.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I’m white and I still think MTF is corny as fuck.
^^
Damn.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
*thinks dick in Aurora Jolie’s ass after banging Pinky raw*
^whoa!
CF: Pinky told Curtis she’s totally healthy…
*bones spoony luv mistress raw in her room by the radiator and piled up sneaker boxes*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
RobbyF Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
It’s Showtime!!!! I get it In goes too hard
Slow burnnnnnn
^^
This was hilarious to me for some reason.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
# b-ease Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Damn, I didnt know Soulja Boy REALLY got robbed. Maybe making those youtube vids at his crib wasnt the best idea in hindsight.
^^
I’ve been waiting for that kid to learn a lesson for a long time, and now that the day has come I feel bad. Damn my conscience. He’s just a black kid makin money. I really don’t hate him that much.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I’m white and I still think MTF is corny as fuck.
^ yowsers!!!
January 6th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
*thinks dick on greeny’s keyboard*
January 6th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Pinky told Curtis she’s totally healthy…
^^
Although that is entirely possible (no sarcasm), that bitch wasnt going to admit to having the monster on 50’s radio show lol.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Any chick that I marry I would need to see her credit report before I say “I do”.I need to know what I’m inheriting. Is anything wrong with that.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
*daps*
LF: does anyone ever have an “aha!” moment after they get the shit Jay Z raps about……i just got off a Global Express jet and well, it may have been the most ballingest thing i’ve ever been on *pause*….and I remember Hov rapping on Encore “Boeing jets, global express out the country but the blueberry still connect”
January 6th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I mean, was anybody this sympathetic when Georgian kids were getting blown to bits this past summer? Or better yet, Bosnia 10 years ago? Of course not. People automatically throw support to the Arabs because they’re “people of color”.
^^^
Co-sign.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I’m white and I still think MTF is corny as fuck.
WORD???
January 6th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Although that is entirely possible (no sarcasm), that bitch wasnt going to admit to having the monster on 50’s radio show lol.
^truth.com
January 6th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Is anything wrong with that.
^^
Nope. Marraige is about more than just love, and one of those things is money and combined income. So sinceyou inherit your partner’s debt when you tie the knot, there’s nothing wrong with that at all, you’re looking out for both of you.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Being biased is an innate trait not acquired.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
pinky’s mouth game aint really all that wavy….i’ve seen her do a dick wrong more than a few times.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
http://www.ralphlauren.com/contentPopup/index.jsp?productId=3264929&flashCol=Patchwork&isFlash=true&largeImage
^^^
I would crush this.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Pinky told Curtis she’s totally healthy…
^^
Although that is entirely possible (no sarcasm), that bitch wasnt going to admit to having the monster on 50’s radio show lol.
^^
Lol
January 6th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
new 17in Macbook = Crack Cocaine
January 6th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
pinky’s mouth game aint really all that wavy….i’ve seen her do a dick wrong more than a few times.
^^
I think it’s pretty clear that Pinky enjoys females more than dudes.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Crack a bottle, everybody waddle…
January 6th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Em needs to get Royce on a track to inspire him to really go in on a track…if he doesnt at LEAST do that then i’m going to be skeptical about this album yo…Royce has to awaken shady’s inner lyrical demon once again since shady has proven he can’t do it on his own and 50 isn’t much of a motivation to spit hard on a track with
January 6th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
new 17in Macbook = Crack Cocaine
^^^
I’m copping the 15 inch (pause) Macbook Pro by the end of the month….i think its going for 1,599 or some shit.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
CS88_rich_UNCLE_pennybags Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
new 17in Macbook = Crack Cocaine
^ got the wifey one for christmas, no tricking if you got it
January 6th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
I read a survey that said finace is the number one reason for divorce. I would think it was infidelity.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Being biased is an innate trait not acquired.
^ not sure how true this is.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
D_Block_4_life Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
new 17in Macbook = Crack Cocaine
^^^
I’m copping the 15 inch (pause) Macbook Pro by the end of the month….i think its going for 1,599 or some shit.
^^^
17 in = 2700
15 in = 1700
13 in = 1500
January 6th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
this joint bangs! (n/h)
Aftermath is back in the 09…finally. hiphop is coming back
January 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
17 in = 2700
15 in = 1700
13 in = 1500
^thats wack for 2 more inches an additional G. (pause)
January 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Prada Main Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
CS88_rich_UNCLE_pennybags Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
new 17in Macbook = Crack Cocaine
^ got the wifey one for christmas, no tricking if you got it
^^^
the 17s go on sale @ the end of this month, what model u talkin?
January 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
ohh I didnt pay 2700 hundred though, I got a homie that DHL’s it up…..if you dig
January 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Being biased is an innate trait not acquired.
^ not sure how true this is.
^^
I don’t think it’s true at all. Bias, prejudice, and bigotry are all taught.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
hey jay electronica stans, prodigy used that ill sample first, here’s a banger i found from the 90s ft. bounty killa, havoc, and some guy whose voice sounds very familiar but i’m drawing a blank right now
http://www.zshare.net/audio/5377215572f577e0/
damn even random mixtape tracks used to be straight fyah back then
January 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
15 in = 1700
^^^
I guess that number i saw was 1,699…..plus the warranty which will probably come out to 300 $ or so….Fux did you get warranty?
January 6th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I would think it was infidelity
^^
Considering the couples I know, people tend to forgive cheating (men and women) more than you would think.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Being biased is an innate trait not acquired.
^^
lol who utters such inanities
January 6th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
cOLD Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
17 in = 2700
15 in = 1700
13 in = 1500
^thats wack for 2 more inches an additional G. (pause)
^^^
Shit, Ask ya wife if she can tell the 2 inch difference
(88 grabs own bozack)
January 6th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
….Fux did you get warranty?
^^ nah I didnt get it the traditional way
January 6th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I don’t think it’s true at all. Bias, prejudice, and bigotry are all taught.
^^^
Bias and prejudice are completely different things, either way i was stating my opinion as a fact so w.e w.e….
January 6th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
finally we will hav a break frm the south oversaturation
January 6th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Bias and prejudice are completely different things
^^
Not completely. They’re cousins on the intolerance family tree. And they’re both taught.
January 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Prada Main Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
….Fux did you get warranty?
^^ nah I didnt get it the traditional way
^^^
SMH, damn it fuxie! …i 4got u got a new name… *daps Fux* yea, email me, i need that hookup.
January 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
# moresickaMC Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
this joint bangs! (n/h)
Aftermath is back in the 09…finally. hiphop is coming back
^^
HAHA. THis comment makes me laugh. for obvious reasons.
January 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Not completely. They’re cousins on the intolerance family tree. And they’re both taught.
^^^
Step children and i believe that being biased is innate.
January 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
cOLD Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
*gets pussy doesnt wash dick for 2 days*
^^^Funny Shit^^^
*mubles to self*
“I thought only I did that”LOL
*gets pussy,wipes dick on expensive “vanity” towel at chicks crib*
*folds it up perfectly,then hangs it BACK up*
*chuckles to self*
on the real,I was feeling turdlike but as always, nah right cats have that humor!!!Some of y`all cats are in the wrong profession.Consider stand up.
January 6th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
not sure Crazy I think it was 17inch not the highest one though
January 6th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@ sleep
romance - finance = nusaince
general equation as far as money and relationships are concerned…..me and the mrs have gone through unholy wars behind dollars. it’s IMPERATIVE that you budget together….not saying you have a joint account but there is a clear understanding of who pays what and when.
January 6th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Bias and prejudice are completely different things
^^
Not completely. They’re cousins on the intolerance family tree. And they’re both taught.
^^
You know what d-block, for the moment I’ll take my statement back, could you explain what you mean by bias being innate?
January 6th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
email me, i need that hookup.
^ its my cousins homie who delivers to USC Bookstore
January 6th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
http://www.slickyella.com/
^hilarity
January 6th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Although that is entirely possible (no sarcasm), that bitch wasnt going to admit to having the monster on 50’s radio show lol.
^ Hater
January 6th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
You know what d-block, for the moment I’ll take my statement back, could you explain what you mean by bias being innate?
^^^
Well, i feel that is comes natural to someone to favor there own or to favor something they can directly profoundly identify with. It kind of arises directing from our intellect as opposed to being taught through experience. Just my opinion bruh.
January 6th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
on everything i own…
i told the black broad:
“im stressed had a long day, im dead ass tired, not in the mood to fuck”
she was like, ok, TTYL.
i told the Snowflake the same shit,
word bond,
she came to the crib with a 6pack of Sam Adams cherry wheat, in Black pumps, nasty hooker type stockings & a long trench coat, once In the crib, opened the coat, had the Ultra sexy panties & bra on, like WHAT.
BITCH, im DONE DONE DONE with black bitches! DONE!
January 6th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Well, i feel that is comes natural to someone to favor there own or to favor something they can directly profoundly identify with. It kind of arises directing from our intellect as opposed to being taught through experience.
^^
Hmm…interesting. I’m gonna marinate (ll) with that one for a while…
January 6th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Well, i feel that is comes natural to someone to favor there own or to favor something they can directly profoundly identify with. It kind of arises directing from our intellect as opposed to being taught through experience.
^ that is interesting,
January 6th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
wow after listening this pile of shit im comvinced that the new CD is going to be even worse than “Curtis”
January 6th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
my question is who they gon blame, when I’m at #1 on da billboard aggaaiin.
January 6th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
*feels thoroughly underwhelmed*
the units ova the units ova bluaoow bye bye
January 6th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
# b-ease Says:
January 6th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
No matter what, Eminem wearing those Jumpman skullies/wavecaps never gets less funny to me.
^
That’s a flex fit Jordan hat
January 6th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
YO….MY WORD……THIS CRACK A BOTTLE SOUNDS EXTREMELY SIMILAR TO THE THEME SONG FOR THAT OLD T.V. SHOW CHEERS…..YOU COULD ACTUALLY SING THAT SONG OVER THIS CRACK A BOTTLE TRACK….THIS CRACK A BOTTLE IS 100% NOT HARD, NOT FLAVA. CAN’T IMAGINE THIS SHIT GETTIN PUMPED…..ANOTHER MASSIVE JOKE PUT OUT BY SLIM SHADY……WHY DOES HE EVEN BOTHER TO RHYME????
THE THEME SONG TO CHEERS….IF YOU KNOW THIS SONG…U KNOW WHAT I AM TALKIN ABOUT….LOL
Makin’ your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Takin’ a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name,
and they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same,
You wanna be where everybody knows your name.
You wanna go where people know, people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows your name.
January 6th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
[...] Song: Crack a Bottle [ft. Dr. Dre & 50 Cent] Artist: Eminem Album: Relapse Label: Shady / Interscope Records Producer: Dr. Dre Notes: First single from Relapse Analysis: Eminem officially returns after a 5 year hiatus (aside from a few compilation albums), and he sounds…meh. That’s not to take away from my excitement for his return, because I have extremely high hopes for Relapse, after the pile of trash that Encore was. But after five years, shouldn’t he seem hungrier than this? His verse on this track is - I hate to say it because I’ve never used this word to describe an Eminem song - almost boring. But, there’s the catchy hook and the Dr. Dre produced circusy beat that both work for me. And it isn’t nearly as annoying as ‘The Real Slim Shady’, which is always good. Dre & 50 Cent also provide verses that aren’t up to their own standards; 50 basically sings half of his and pretty much brings the song down singlehandedly. After ripping into it a bit, I realize that I might be overrating this song, but I am just happy to have Em back on the mic. Here’s hoping the rest of the new material just gets better. Rating: 7.5 Source: Nah Right [...]
February 10th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
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