on the low my homie recently smashed a legit 9.5 off that shit – and she reponded to HIS post so it was like 5 or 10 minutes of work for…5 or 10 minutes of gain (poz)
ATLANTA, GA — At approximately 11 pm Saturday night, CBS sports announcer Gary Danielson realized it was time to head for the emergency room.
“Every single commercial for a male virility pill, like Viagra or Cialis, says that if your erection lasts for more than four hours, then you should call a doctor,” Danielson said. “Well I had the biggest Tebowner of my life yesterday, and it started about 3 pm eastern time and it wasn’t gone by 11 pm, and I knew it wasn’t even close to being gone, so I came to the ER.”
The Tebowner seems to have been a direct result of Tim Tebow’s dominant performance in the SEC Championship game against the Alabama Crimson Tide. As of the publication of this piece, Danielson remained in care with a lot of attention being paid to him, as doctors worked in vain to figure out what they could do to treat the Tebowner.
“It’s a really difficult thing to treat,” said Dr. Pervez Mushtaf, of the Atlanta Regional Medical Center. “Tebowners start off and they feel so great, you’re like, ‘Damn, Tim Tebow is awesome, I could feel like this forever, I hope that this feeling never ends,’ that sort of thing. But then you find yourself about four hours later and you’re like, ‘Jesus, I mean, I love Tim Tebow, I really love Tim Tebow, but holy crap, this thing has got to go away.’”
Passing a flirtatious note to get someone’s attention is so yesterday. These days, young people use technology instead.
About a third of young adults 20-26 and 20% of teens say they’ve sent or posted naked or semi-naked photos or videos of themselves, mostly to be “fun or flirtatious,” a survey finds.
A third of teen boys and 40% of young men say they’ve seen nude or semi-nude images sent to someone else; about a quarter of teen girls and young adult women have. And 39% of teens and 59% of those ages 20-26 say they’ve sent suggestive text messages.
^^^^ word to me sending dick photos to chicks I used to fuck or placing it as their backround on their phone while they asleep. That was the old Fux though
also @ big homie, that price is kinda low, sounds like that might be the feds – they love putting fake ad after fake ad on craiglist because they catch mad dudes that way
(c) jeezy “if his prices too low, he might be the po-po, YOUNG!”
*DEAD* at big homie, u actually did a meet-up???????????????????? WOW. *reminds self to wash hands thoroughly after dapping BH @ the nahright never-gonna-happen BBQ*
Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..
I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don’t have to pay much attention.
You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.
But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, “Your pussy feels so good on my dick” but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I’ll have my headset on to talk to my partner. “Root him!”, “Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass” and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.
What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:
- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5’10″.
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.
About me:
- I am 5’8″
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. – I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.
Ok, this is going to sound odd, but the Starbucks near my house has like NO parking in the morning.
So, what I’m looking for is a girl who wants to crash out with me the night before, and then in the morning, ride in my car with me past the Starbucks, so I can have someone run in without me having to find parking.
I’ll pay for the Starbucks and up to one (1) baked item. No venti’s. You can leave a tip if the barista (or baristo) is worthy of one, but make sure to bring me the receipt.
I understand that we are human beings with needs, so if we should happen to let our bodies get the better of ourselves for hours and hours the night before, then there isn’t really much I can do about that, but seriously – this is about coffee – not wildly passionate, kinky, orgasm sessions, ok? OR if you could give me a good blow job while I play video games, that would be even better.
The only oral delight taking place will be when those sweet Arabica beans are hitting our lips. Certainly not anything to do with my head between your legs for 20-30 minutes at a time.
Got it? Ok, cool. Be sure to send a picture so I can tell we’re going to be looking good sipping Starbucks together in my ride (1991 two-tone Saturn).
December 10th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
coooooooooooooool
December 10th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
*whitemans it up*
*wears Obama Garb*
*puts Obama 08 bumper sticker on Prius*
December 10th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
* breaking news *
Yankees just offered AJ Burnett a 5-year deal that beats the Braves 4-year offer … possible deal is imminent …
*does Morris Day laugh*
*does Soundview 2-Step*
December 10th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
that works out something in the dick
^*stranded on rooftop during katrina, bad taste*
December 10th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
yo land has a pinstriped pager that plays the yankee anthem est. in 1896 whenever someone gets traded/breaks shin/wants more money
December 10th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
*readjusts 23 degree angle between dick and left testicle*
December 10th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
who has used craigslist to meet shorties
on the low my homie recently smashed a legit 9.5 off that shit – and she reponded to HIS post so it was like 5 or 10 minutes of work for…5 or 10 minutes of gain (poz)
December 10th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
ATLANTA, GA — At approximately 11 pm Saturday night, CBS sports announcer Gary Danielson realized it was time to head for the emergency room.
“Every single commercial for a male virility pill, like Viagra or Cialis, says that if your erection lasts for more than four hours, then you should call a doctor,” Danielson said. “Well I had the biggest Tebowner of my life yesterday, and it started about 3 pm eastern time and it wasn’t gone by 11 pm, and I knew it wasn’t even close to being gone, so I came to the ER.”
The Tebowner seems to have been a direct result of Tim Tebow’s dominant performance in the SEC Championship game against the Alabama Crimson Tide. As of the publication of this piece, Danielson remained in care with a lot of attention being paid to him, as doctors worked in vain to figure out what they could do to treat the Tebowner.
“It’s a really difficult thing to treat,” said Dr. Pervez Mushtaf, of the Atlanta Regional Medical Center. “Tebowners start off and they feel so great, you’re like, ‘Damn, Tim Tebow is awesome, I could feel like this forever, I hope that this feeling never ends,’ that sort of thing. But then you find yourself about four hours later and you’re like, ‘Jesus, I mean, I love Tim Tebow, I really love Tim Tebow, but holy crap, this thing has got to go away.’”
December 10th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
who has used craigslist to meet shorties
^some dude in bk got stabbed up or something trying to meet a “girl” he met online
December 10th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
pockets has fantasies of licking his own semen off of Jeff Van Gundy’s bald spot …
December 10th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
http://www.davelozo.com/2008/12/brazil-will-never-get-publicity-like_05.html
^^2:10 into the clip *dies*
December 10th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
I have never fucked with Craigslist…. something doesnt about that shit hightens my senses to not getting killed
December 10th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
I was on Craigslist looking for tricks last week. I seen this dime PR chick. 200 bucks to smash
December 10th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Passing a flirtatious note to get someone’s attention is so yesterday. These days, young people use technology instead.
About a third of young adults 20-26 and 20% of teens say they’ve sent or posted naked or semi-naked photos or videos of themselves, mostly to be “fun or flirtatious,” a survey finds.
A third of teen boys and 40% of young men say they’ve seen nude or semi-nude images sent to someone else; about a quarter of teen girls and young adult women have. And 39% of teens and 59% of those ages 20-26 say they’ve sent suggestive text messages.
^^^^ word to me sending dick photos to chicks I used to fuck or placing it as their backround on their phone while they asleep. That was the old Fux though
December 10th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Now I just got to http://www.ero-dc.com. That’s how I found out Roxy Reynolds is in town and I hit her up.
December 10th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
pockets has fantasies of licking his own semen off of Jeff Van Gundy’s bald spot …
^i do not
December 10th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
WOW @ that craigslist stuff, but can’t u meet up at a starbucks? is someone gonna shank u while you’re copping 2 lattes?
-still-
*scurred*
December 10th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Lmao at Fux
December 10th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
is someone gonna shank u while you’re copping 2 lattes?
^in bk u get shanked anywhere u get shanked in the shank store
December 10th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
also @ big homie, that price is kinda low, sounds like that might be the feds – they love putting fake ad after fake ad on craiglist because they catch mad dudes that way
(c) jeezy “if his prices too low, he might be the po-po, YOUNG!”
December 10th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
That was the old Fux though
^new Fux telegrams dick photos
December 10th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
i28.tinypic.com/3445t0p.jpg
^^*dies* at this add
Yo CHea me and you is brothas for real …. I stay quoting “If price iz to low might be the POPOOOOOOOO”
December 10th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
*DEAD* at big homie, u actually did a meet-up???????????????????? WOW. *reminds self to wash hands thoroughly after dapping BH @ the nahright never-gonna-happen BBQ*
December 10th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
pockets Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
That was the old Fux though
^new Fux telegrams dick photos
^^ nah nigga I am 3g network I touch screen it
December 10th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Yea that’s why I don’t do Craigslist
December 10th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..
I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don’t have to pay much attention.
You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.
But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, “Your pussy feels so good on my dick” but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I’ll have my headset on to talk to my partner. “Root him!”, “Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass” and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.
What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:
- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5’10″.
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.
About me:
- I am 5’8″
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. – I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.
December 10th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Naw I didn’t meet up with nobody. I just went on there to see cause I never been on Craigslist. All them shits looked fake.
December 10th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Ok, this is going to sound odd, but the Starbucks near my house has like NO parking in the morning.
So, what I’m looking for is a girl who wants to crash out with me the night before, and then in the morning, ride in my car with me past the Starbucks, so I can have someone run in without me having to find parking.
I’ll pay for the Starbucks and up to one (1) baked item. No venti’s. You can leave a tip if the barista (or baristo) is worthy of one, but make sure to bring me the receipt.
I understand that we are human beings with needs, so if we should happen to let our bodies get the better of ourselves for hours and hours the night before, then there isn’t really much I can do about that, but seriously – this is about coffee – not wildly passionate, kinky, orgasm sessions, ok? OR if you could give me a good blow job while I play video games, that would be even better.
The only oral delight taking place will be when those sweet Arabica beans are hitting our lips. Certainly not anything to do with my head between your legs for 20-30 minutes at a time.
Got it? Ok, cool. Be sure to send a picture so I can tell we’re going to be looking good sipping Starbucks together in my ride (1991 two-tone Saturn).
December 10th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
BH how much does that ish cost tho? isn’t it like thousands b/c they’re on the big screen. (small screen?)
December 10th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
She is only in town for 2 days and only doing girl on girl action with her and her buddie. 550 for 30 min and 900 for an hour.
Fuck that. She did hit me back though