I remember I was in this restaurant Bone Fish Grill in Owings Mills right outside of the city. Me and 2 of the homies were in there chillin’ with some drinks. This lil’ lightskin shorty was givin’ me the rhythm as she walked by the war so I’m like, “what’s up”. She pull up next to me and start talkin’ that good shit. As she was about to invite me outside to talk to me, I looked down and noticed this heffa had a deformed hand. Like… it was an exact resemblance to the dude’s hand in that Scary Movie. By then it was too late and I deleted shorty’s number. That baby hand fucked me up.
I remember I was in this restaurant Bone Fish Grill in Owings Mills right outside of the city. Me and 2 of the homies were in there chillin’ with some drinks. This lil’ lightskin shorty was givin’ me the rhythm as she walked by the war so I’m like, “what’s up”. She pull up next to me and start talkin’ that good shit. As she was about to invite me outside to talk to me, I looked down and noticed this heffa had a deformed hand. Like… it was an exact resemblance to the dude’s hand in that Scary Movie. By then it was too late and I deleted shorty’s number. That baby hand fucked me up.
fuck that I dont want my chick to play ball. That means niggas let her post them up her whole life so they can rub they dick in her crack seam ….that shit isnt cool and I aint even on tip like that.
^LMAO! That shit was like, wtf?! She had a nice lil’ cute face, nice body… but that fuckin’ hand mannnnnn. Nah. And I’m a dirtbag of epic proportions but even I had to draw the line.
when you play ball with real competitive chicks they be getting mad if you shoot jumpers right in their face and they can’t stop it…..they try to guard you mad hard….its just that their strength aint up to par and they try to handcheck you and you just karl malone em right to the hoop….they hate that
# Furiou$tylez aka OC Bobby Johnson Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
# eskay Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Keyshia got buttocks though.
^
im wonderin where niggas get this assumption that keyshia’s backfield is not in motion…
^LOL. When I first peeped the rear it was when “I Don’t Love You” dropped [sidenote: Kanye laced the shit outta that beat]. That was back in ’04. Perhaps she has grown because I don’t watch TV like that. But judging from what I seen initially she just had regular lil’ buns. Not a booty.
December 10th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
http://www.MoreGABBAGE.com/Puff
December 10th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
^ *does the robot in a burning building*
^^^
*eats sea weed with a glass of salt water*
December 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
http://www.bestgfe.com/forum/forum.php
December 10th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
http://www.sneakernews.com/2008/12/10/nike-lebron-20-5-5-wheat-gum-sample/
^^^
These are a hybrid of the Air Yeezys and a peach color pencil
December 10th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
“nigga aint u 15 or 16? i aint no teacher…”
till this day i still havent thought of a comeback…
^^ ohh Strings aka Tateezy? she was certified ….word to me yanking to her video I think Luda was guested on it or something
December 10th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
uh, booooo…
December 10th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
cute chick lining you up and giving you a haircut> chick giving mediocre head
December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
lil moe> keyshia cole
December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I remember I was in this restaurant Bone Fish Grill in Owings Mills right outside of the city. Me and 2 of the homies were in there chillin’ with some drinks. This lil’ lightskin shorty was givin’ me the rhythm as she walked by the war so I’m like, “what’s up”. She pull up next to me and start talkin’ that good shit. As she was about to invite me outside to talk to me, I looked down and noticed this heffa had a deformed hand. Like… it was an exact resemblance to the dude’s hand in that Scary Movie. By then it was too late and I deleted shorty’s number. That baby hand fucked me up.
December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I like cute chicks that play ball….Love and basketball changed my life
December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
my whole steez is online in various videos, dont steal it
December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I’m a Sadat X/Damon Stoudemire/Juelz Santana/Montel Williams hybrid. According to what YALL say.
Smh
^
dont forget the Kangol…
December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
thanks for all the happy born day wishes. they warm this old man’s heart. about 19 hours ago
^^^
Ol’Rey ass Emo ass Nugga…
December 10th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
# Boosie Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
lil moe> keyshia cole
^Nahhhh. She better lips and a phatter butt, but I’d take Keyshia over Mo. Even with the lack of butt cheeks.
December 10th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
# Boosie Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
lil moe> keyshia cole
^Nahhhh. She better lips and a phatter butt, but I’d take Keyshia over Mo. Even with the lack of butt cheeks.
^^^
DarnRight!
December 10th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
That baby hand fucked me up.
^^^^
I think I would have fucked if it was a nightish when you met her
December 10th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
hood rats from total> keyshia cole
December 10th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
# I Fux Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
“nigga aint u 15 or 16? i aint no teacher…”
till this day i still havent thought of a comeback…
^^ ohh Strings aka Tateezy? she was certified ….word to me yanking to her video I think Luda was guested on it or something
^
yezzir. if u peep consequences video for “disperse” shes got a scene with glc where theyre in the bed and shes vickied out…
shorty aint changed in 12 years…swear to baby jesus in a manger in heaven listening to wow! now thats music christmas 2008…
December 10th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
# D_Block_4_life Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I like cute chicks that play ball….Love and basketball changed my life
^Cosign. That has got to be by far one of the sexiest attributes EVER. A chick that cook AND crossover. Handle the pill AND the dill. Wifed.
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
That baby hand fucked me up.
^^^^
*Sings Arab Money in a Mosque*
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
# Furiou$tylez aka OC Bobby Johnson Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I’m a Sadat X/Damon Stoudemire/Juelz Santana/Montel Williams hybrid. According to what YALL say.
Smh
^
dont forget the Kangol…
^ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. *dies*
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
lil moe> keyshia cole
^
SMFH some of u motherfuckers would take roseann barr over heidi klum
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
bank robbing chicks>>>>>
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
remember Charli Baltimore’s daughter?? WOOOOOOO(c) LOCO…now that young redbone needs some of my dick
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Keyshia got buttocks though.
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Didint Keish Style on Ciara, tell her she was fuckin & trickin to get where she is…
December 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
# D. Billz Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I remember I was in this restaurant Bone Fish Grill in Owings Mills right outside of the city. Me and 2 of the homies were in there chillin’ with some drinks. This lil’ lightskin shorty was givin’ me the rhythm as she walked by the war so I’m like, “what’s up”. She pull up next to me and start talkin’ that good shit. As she was about to invite me outside to talk to me, I looked down and noticed this heffa had a deformed hand. Like… it was an exact resemblance to the dude’s hand in that Scary Movie. By then it was too late and I deleted shorty’s number. That baby hand fucked me up.
^
NO! USE YOUR STRONG HAND!
THIS IS MY STRONG HAND…
December 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
keyshia cole look like a mexican high yellow mighty mouse
December 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
*Sings Arab Money in a Mosque*
^ *Sam Cooke music plays*
*gives speech*
*gets shot up*
December 10th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
fuck that I dont want my chick to play ball. That means niggas let her post them up her whole life so they can rub they dick in her crack seam ….that shit isnt cool and I aint even on tip like that.
December 10th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
A chick that cook AND crossover. Handle the pill AND the dill. Wifed.
^^^
truth /truθ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [trooth] Show IPA Pronunciation:
a verified or indisputable fact, proposition, principle.
December 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
eskay Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Keyshia got buttocks though.
^^ why you got to come in here and use suspect words…..buttocks??? for real who says that, besides Steriod Dr’s to they patients
December 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
# eskay Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Keyshia got buttocks though.
^
im wonderin where niggas get this assumption that keyshia’s backfield is not in motion…
December 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
NO! USE YOUR STRONG HAND!
THIS IS MY STRONG HAND…
^LMAO! That shit was like, wtf?! She had a nice lil’ cute face, nice body… but that fuckin’ hand mannnnnn. Nah. And I’m a dirtbag of epic proportions but even I had to draw the line.
December 10th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I stay saying “buttocks”. it’s all in the pronunciation.
‘butt-ahks’
December 10th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
when you play ball with real competitive chicks they be getting mad if you shoot jumpers right in their face and they can’t stop it…..they try to guard you mad hard….its just that their strength aint up to par and they try to handcheck you and you just karl malone em right to the hoop….they hate that
December 10th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
# Furiou$tylez aka OC Bobby Johnson Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
# eskay Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Keyshia got buttocks though.
^
im wonderin where niggas get this assumption that keyshia’s backfield is not in motion…
^LOL. When I first peeped the rear it was when “I Don’t Love You” dropped [sidenote: Kanye laced the shit outta that beat]. That was back in ’04. Perhaps she has grown because I don’t watch TV like that. But judging from what I seen initially she just had regular lil’ buns. Not a booty.
December 10th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
truth /truθ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [trooth] Show IPA Pronunciation:
a verified or indisputable fact, proposition, principle.
^
*runs into a ayran nation brother hood rally reading aloud the autobiography of malcom x*