80 Responses to “Asher Roth – The Day I Got Crowned”

1. pockets Says:
   December 10th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

   My old neighbor had a ill ass three legged cat that used to whoop all the other cats on the block’s ass

   ^that’s like my homie Durag Pete, dude has one arm one leg, but a helluva heart

2. I Fux Says:
   December 10th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

   *takes picture looking sad and naked*

   *has tupac in the back Fathead*

3. pockets Says:
   December 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

   smh now ppl in my computer lab will see this picture everytime i refresh *plays it cool, switches swag in ON position*

4. D_Block_4_life Says:
   December 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

   *Looks for bald tall bitches with gaps*

5. I Fux Says:
   December 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

   i dont know of anyone real(no shots to nah friends) who is feeling Asher Roth, he got a little spit but he aint real.

6. D. Billz Says:
   December 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

   DBlock

   Yo, when you see a bad chick with a short cut, just walk up on her with the fresh Diane (my hood beauty mart niggas know what I’m talkin’ about) and tell shorty you just wanna brush her waves and that her 360’s are spinnin’.

7. RoBaBank Says:
   December 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

   lmao they got tupac fatheads now

8. Wavy Shprocketts Says:
   December 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

   @ billz and big homie, one of the best concerts i ever been to was @ the ritz, it was one of those legendary shows where everybody happened to be in town and jumped on stage, i’m talking everyone from nore to too short, i was in the front and the bouncers were sleeping so there was a severe crowding problem, people in the front were passing out and they had to hand out cups of water to avoid more people passing out. one for the books

   as for DC live, i had so many great nights there, the NY DJs would come down and break records that had just broke in NY, i still remember when they broke “jiggaaaaaaaaaaaa” *piano licks* “my niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” and the crowd almost rioted

   it’s crazy because nowadays new music breaks on music blogs @ fucking 2 pm on a weekday but back then DJs would hold on to their wax extra tight (poz) and then spin a record for the first time at like 11:45 pm in a full-ass club knowing that people would lose their fecking minds

9. I Fux Says:
   December 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

   D_Block_4_life Says:

   December 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
   *Looks for bald tall bitches with gaps*

   ^^

   *introduces Dblock to Michael Strahan’s Sister*

10. pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    i dont know of anyone real(no shots to nah friends) who is feeling Asher Roth, he got a little spit but he aint real.

    ^werd nig is just a net figment of webination

11. Plug Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    I like my chicks thin, tall with cogate smiles. Im a big black ashy muhfugga. I need my chicks to be model types to offset my grimeyness

12. Boosie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    strong feminine sports chicks that can take a punch and give one> pretty hood rats that can fight

13. Big Homie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    Ayo at this picture

14. D_Block_4_life Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    *introduces Dblock to Michael Strahan’s Sister*
    ^^^
    *Hurls self into incinerator*

15. PW Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    Damn…Matt Cassells pops died.

    Sucks for the Pats.

16. I Fux Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    Boosie Says:

    December 10th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    fanged up teeth> chicks with gold fronts

    ^^^

    *gives neck up to vampire*

    *dies*

    *comes back to life though*

17. pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    her 360’s are spinnin’.

    ^like, u mean her pussy?

18. I Fux Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    *buys spinning condom*

19. D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    # pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    her 360’s are spinnin’.

    ^like, u mean her pussy?

    ^Nah, her waves.

20. pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    i went up to this bitch with a missing cochlea, i was like i could fill in that cock for u…she didnt hear me

    duh-duh-dih-tssticchhh

21. Big Homie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    http://www.gothamist.com/2008/12/10/man_fakes_hiv_test_for_unprotected.php

    SMMFH

22. pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    her 360’s are spinnin’.

    ^like, u mean her pussy?

    ^Nah, her waves.

    ^like, u mean her pussy waves?

23. Boosie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    bowlegged broad> pigeon toed broad

24. eskay Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    I have perfect white teeth.

25. D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    Boosie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    strong feminine sports chicks that can take a punch and give one

    ^Only thing about sports chick is that they HATE to be wrong. They think everything is a competition. I like a chick who can keep up with me, verbally and physically, but there’s no prize involved. Chill out shorty.

26. I Fux Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    no Hoopz

27. illRoots » Blog Archive » Asher Roth - The Day I Got Crowned Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

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28. D_Block_4_life Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    and tell shorty you just wanna brush her waves and that her 360’s are spinnin’
    ^^^
    *dives into empty elevator shaft* (no)

29. D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    # pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    her 360’s are spinnin’.

    ^like, u mean her pussy?

    ^Nah, her waves.

    ^like, u mean her pussy waves?

    ^Nah, I mean, like, “when you stop, the only thing still spinnin’ is ya hair (yeah)” (c) Lloyd Banks, “Fire”

30. Plug Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    eskay Says:

    December 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    I have perfect white teeth.
    ——
    impossible, you smoke L7′s

31. pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    They think everything is a competition.

    ^*serena grabs commons schlong*

    common: “no, stop that, no”

    *serena thinks its competition, gets angry, rips off his dick*

32. Boosie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    # eskay Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    I have perfect white teeth.
    ———————————————————————

    ayo….nigga this aint craigslist….telling other niggas you got white teeth and you weigh 215 at 5’3 with brown eyes….c’mon fam

33. pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    *gets hooducation from billz, pause*

34. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    December 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    *Looks for bald tall bitches with gaps*

    ^^^
    when u find that Bitch, PLEASE shoot that animal.

35. I Fux Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    I am a gemini green eyes 6ft 172lbs and cool like a mothafucka

36. pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    you got white teeth and you weigh 215 at 5′3 with brown eyes

    ^how queer

37. D_Block_4_life Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    you weigh 215 at 5′3 with brown eyes….
    ^
    *dives chest first with no shirt on the concrete*

38. pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    I am hybrid between brad pitt from Troy and Spawn

39. D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    # Boosie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    # eskay Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    I have perfect white teeth.
    ———————————————————————

    ayo….nigga this aint craigslist….telling other niggas you got white teeth and you weigh 215 at 5′3 with brown eyes….c’mon fam

    ^LOL. The See Food diet.

40. I Fux Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    I am a hybrid of a GAZElle and a Man with only one Horn

41. D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    # COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    December 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    *Looks for bald tall bitches with gaps*

    ^^^
    when u find that Bitch, PLEASE shoot that animal.

    ^ *rubs ammonia in his own eyes*

42. pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    The See Food diet.

    ^u can actually get almost all of ur essential nutrients from seaweed, not to be confused with weed that fell in the sea

43. I Fux Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    some people were all aggy cuz they didnt get a christmas bonus and i was like damn didnt you just see that 50peops lost they jobs. *SMH*

44. Boosie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    lol at niggas finding broads with short hair and a gap

45. Furiou$tylez aka OC Bobby Johnson Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    all you have to do is take a shower with a bitch…

    she’ll think its water running off your dick…

    but actually your pissing on her thigh…

46. D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    I’m a Sadat X/Damon Stoudemire/Juelz Santana/Montel Williams hybrid. According to what YALL say.

    Smh

47. Wavy Shprocketts Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    pockets Says:

    December 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    I am hybrid between brad pitt habib from Troy the simpsons and Spawn http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00671/hair404c_671182c.jpg

48. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    nation Says:

    December 10th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    >> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    is it the e-mail xfacta sent, lol?

    ^^^
    i resent that shit

49. rex hussla Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Snow > Asher Roth

50. pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    I am hybrid between habib the simpsons

    ^*signs off*

51. Big Homie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    I’m a Sadat X/Damon Stoudemire/Juelz Santana/Montel Williams hybrid. According to what YALL say.

    ^ hahahahaha….that was good.

52. RestO Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    WHAT?!?!? CANNON… mad respect but defintiley the late great DILLA. I’m started to like asher

53. pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    billz u are undoubtedly damon stoudemire and juelz’s baby

54. D_Block_4_life Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    she’ll think its water running off your dick…

    but actually your pissing on her thigh…
    ^
    *body slams supervisor*

55. D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    # Furiou$tylez aka OC Bobby Johnson Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    all you have to do is take a shower with a bitch…

    she’ll think its water running off your dick…

    but actually your pissing on her thigh…

    ^I always knew you was a trifling ass nigga. Lol. But that is a smoove ass way to get away with it.

    But pee is extra hot (say word to anybody who ever wet the bed or pissed themselves). Hopefully her hot water is fully functional so that she can’t tell the difference.

56. I Fux Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Hopefully her hot water is fully functional so that she can’t tell the difference.

    ^^ or arent hung over with Liquor Piss

57. D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    *body slams supervisor*

    ^ *speeds with no brakes on rainy day*

58. Boosie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    eat some spicy food then piss on her….it’ll be extra hot

59. D_Block_4_life Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    im a hybrid between benny chacon and johnny 5 alive

60. I Fux Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    D. Billz Says:

    December 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    *body slams supervisor*

    ^ *speeds with no brakes on rainy day*

    ^^^^*charlie from ASIP* You the wildcard BITCHES!!!!!

61. Boosie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    crusty feet > smooth feet

62. D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    # pockets Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    The See Food diet.

    ^u can actually get almost all of ur essential nutrients from seaweed, not to be confused with weed that fell in the sea

    ^I actually heard some good things about seaweed. I have yet to try it.

63. Furiou$tylez aka OC Bobby Johnson Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    the short hair talk reminds me of ol girl Strings…from the gotham city remix and cash money background video dancer fame…

    she used to get cut at my barber shop when i was 16 or so…so thick in the thighs and cute in the face…

    old heads used to gas me to shoot lines at her but she would always play me with a smile on her face…

    “nigga aint u 15 or 16? i aint no teacher…”

    till this day i still havent thought of a comeback…

64. D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    johnny 5 alive

    ^ *does the robot in a burning building*

65. rex hussla Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    My whole steeeez is similar to Michael Rappaport in Zebrahead

66. Wavy Shprocketts Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    http://www.sneakernews.com/2008/12/10/nike-lebron-20-5-5-wheat-gum-sample/

    ^

    smfh if i were lebron i would fire nike and say “yall couldn’t even make shit look as wavy as k-swiss or payless, i’m out”

67. Boosie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    cute chick lining you up and giving you a haircut> chick giving mediocre head

68. Furiou$tylez aka OC Bobby Johnson Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    # D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    I’m a Sadat X/Damon Stoudemire/Juelz Santana/Montel Williams hybrid. According to what YALL say.

    Smh

    ^
    dont forget the Kangol….

69. D. Billz Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    I remember I was in this restaurant Bone Fish Grill in Owings Mills right outside of the city. Me and 2 of the homies were in there chillin’ with some drinks. This lil’ lightskin shorty was givin’ me the rhythm as she walked by the war so I’m like, “what’s up”. She pull up next to me and start talkin’ that good shit. As she was about to invite me outside to talk to me, I looked down and noticed this heffa had a deformed hand. Like… it was an exact resemblance to the dude’s hand in that Scary Movie. By then it was too late and I deleted shorty’s number. That baby hand fucked me up.

70. kallywood Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    ^Ha!

71. kwelity Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Cannon? That’s a Roots production…

72. Broke Iz A Disease Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    Owings Mills???!?!?!?!!

    That’s what you get for messin with Baltimore bitches….buncha crack babies B., Oh Yeeeen Know?

73. desario Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Yeah, i don’t think Asher is anything special… This was less painful than some of the other ones, but that is a backhanded-ass compliment. And what’s with mic-checking for like 16 bars before he starts rapping?

74. desario Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Oh, and another thing: what’s with all these new cats sounding like smartasses–I’m thinking of Asher, Charles Hamilton, and Kid Cudi. Their voices make them sound like guys you’d want to punch in the face

75. willie Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    asher roth > any person commenting on this track

76. arson Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    okay, cause for a second i thought he was rhyming about rollerblading . . .

77. dried figs Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    I was going to think of something smart and witty to say to remind the majority of the people that blogged about this track how much they lack intelligence and respect for hip hop and music in general… but it wouldn’t have made a difference. The integrity of the individual these days is severely lacking. KEEP GETTING LEGAL TENDER YOU BRAIN WASHED UNINTELLECTUAL MORONS!

78. dockevoc Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    Sorry Asher but I ain’t feeling ya…i downloaded The Greenhouse Effect Vol 1…ehhhhh…I don’t doubt his skills but the shit just ain’t that good…kinda like a Skillz cd actually

    At least your 1000X better than Outasight

79. Rugger REL Says:
    December 11th, 2008 at 12:11 am

    Ash Roth is dope fcuk u hater he dose his own thing 4 real cuz he aint being a fake gangsta like ur fave rapper he is him self

80. dockevoc Says:
    December 11th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Rugger REL,

    I’m not hating the kid for being himself, I’m just not that impressed with him…Is he talented? Of course….but lots of dudes are skilled rappers yet can’t really make a great song/album….Canibus certainly comes to mind….I’ll continue to check for him as he has potential, but as of right now I’m simply not very impressed.

    Outkast is fake gangsta rap?

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