Master P sits down for an interview with Bakari Kitwana and discusses his new cable network.
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on Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 at 11:07 am
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November 25th, 2008 at 11:07 am
co-sigs mtf, smh that in-grown hairs are a black thing, yall just don’t have ur swag right – poz on this whole post
1 – take a shower in lukewarm water (not too hot or the skin will swell above the level of the hair follicle and promote in-grown hairs; not too cold or the pores will close)
2 – while still damp, apply shave gel liberally rubbing it in to produce a thick, protective lather
3 – use a brand new or close to brand new mach 3 razor going carefully against the grain. use short strokes, rinse blade thoroughly, and re-apply shave gel as necessary
follow these steps and come back to me and tell me this shit didn’t work
November 25th, 2008 at 11:08 am
you know what, though?
i bet the nigga alfamega is probably the kindest nigga ever [ll]. . . like he be playin with the kids, makin em laugh and givin piggy back rides like a big ol bear!
but if you fuck with him, he’ll just rip your arms off and slap flames out ya ass with em.
paws.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:09 am
master p is the ULTIMATE fall off. . . .
November 25th, 2008 at 11:09 am
*Daps to all*
Damn, I show up late to work one morning and it seems like all hell broke loose with Tip and Lo.
What it do peoples
November 25th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Bakari Kitwana can write a cot damn book…
November 25th, 2008 at 11:10 am
damn it went down 10 cents…nice…that down in the city FUPM?…
I work in the rich area so muhfuckas is always like 10 cents higher than everybody else…
^^^Yea i live downtown. You out in the county right? Them selfish fucks voted no on prop M now public transportation is finna go to shit.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:10 am
# Latarian Milton Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:07 am
co-sigs mtf, smh that in-grown hairs are a black thing, yall just don’t have ur swag right – poz on this whole post
1 – take a shower in lukewarm water (not too hot or the skin will swell above the level of the hair follicle and promote in-grown hairs; not too cold or the pores will close)
2 – while still damp, apply shave gel liberally rubbing it in to produce a thick, protective lather
3 – use a brand new or close to brand new mach 3 razor going carefully against the grain. use short strokes, rinse blade thoroughly, and re-apply shave gel as necessary
follow these steps and come back to me and tell me this shit didn’t work
^^^
chea on his Pops lessons ish today…
November 25th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Them selfish fucks voted no on prop M now public transportation is finna go to shit.
^
co-sigs. i hate people that don’t support public transport because they don’t use it. it’s ur tax dollars too u stupid motherfucker! it’s to ur benefit to fix the shit and have it working efficiently
November 25th, 2008 at 11:11 am
i bet the nigga alfamega is probably the kindest nigga ever [ll]. . . like he be playin with the kids, makin em laugh and givin piggy back rides like a big ol bear!
^^^Yo, not to beat a dead horse, but for real, why he had that nig laid out on the ground, sleeping, at an award show? Comedy
November 25th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Mark Twain Fame Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:01 am
^Well us Black guys tend to get something called ingrown hairs. It’s impossible NOT to get them if we use razors. Hair follicles points right back into the skin causing the Nestle crunch effect.
^^^
thats not just a black thing retard.
^GTFOH. I have never in history seen a white dude with razor bumps. It just doesn’t scientifically make sense. Your hair grows straight. The only so-called “bumps” would be from a lack of cleaning the blade or cuts. But any anti-razor bump product and who’s on the cover? A Black man. You need more people.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:13 am
# FuckUPayMe618 Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:10 am
damn it went down 10 cents…nice…that down in the city FUPM?…
I work in the rich area so muhfuckas is always like 10 cents higher than everybody else…
^^^Yea i live downtown. You out in the county right? Them selfish fucks voted no on prop M now public transportation is finna go to shit.
^^^
yeah they some cocksuckers…Public Transportation is too damn important…
I’m in West County right now… livin a lie…lol.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:13 am
And for the record, African-Americans aren’t the only race with hair that doesn’t grow straight. However, I haven’t seen any Caucasions with razor bumps. Yall better start Googlin’ and showin’ me some pictures.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:13 am
*puts on tin foil new era fitted*
*daps billz*
*builds on freemasons, illuminati, and lizard people*
November 25th, 2008 at 11:14 am
# D. Billz Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:13 am
And for the record, African-Americans aren’t the only race with hair that doesn’t grow straight. However, I haven’t seen any Caucasions with razor bumps. Yall better start Googlin’ and showin’ me some pictures.
^^^
oh trust that I have had many razor bumps…buts thats when I dont be on my shit…
November 25th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Percy is speaking righteousness in this vid. I support that man.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:15 am
I got these dill a beats from my boy. alot of the beats I got aint out. I swore I would never release them. Haashish website got a gang of them tho. I cant let loose the one I got.
I think I got like 5 or 6 hundred on deck right now
November 25th, 2008 at 11:16 am
i’ve gotta a razor bump maybe 3 times in my life. . . .
i got that good hair. . . . i think i might be part cherokee.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:16 am
^GTFOH. I have never in history seen a white dude with razor bumps. It just doesn’t scientifically make sense. Your hair grows straight. The only so-called “bumps” would be from a lack of cleaning the blade or cuts. But any anti-razor bump product and who’s on the cover? A Black man. You need more people.
^^^
okay well I get bumps form my razor either way…maybe not by the same way you do but I get them… and trust I get plety of ingrown hairs elsewhere…my cot damn grizzly body hair.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:17 am
^^^Seriously though, a razor and any kind of gel, foam or any other water based product gives me bumps regardless. Only thing that works with a razor for me is baby oil.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:17 am
i got that good hair. . . . i think i might be part cherokee.
^
roffffffffffffle
November 25th, 2008 at 11:17 am
# Latarian Milton Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:07 am
co-sigs mtf, smh that in-grown hairs are a black thing, yall just don’t have ur swag right – poz on this whole post
1 – take a shower in lukewarm water (not too hot or the skin will swell above the level of the hair follicle and promote in-grown hairs; not too cold or the pores will close)
2 – while still damp, apply shave gel liberally rubbing it in to produce a thick, protective lather
3 – use a brand new or close to brand new mach 3 razor going carefully against the grain. use short strokes, rinse blade thoroughly, and re-apply shave gel as necessary
follow these steps and come back to me and tell me this shit didn’t work
^Fail, fail and FAIL. You tryin’ to tell me that Black men haven’t tried this technique already? I’ve personally done everything imaginable and each time I had to use an astringent to prevent any type of Craig Mack appearance from forming. If you can use a razor with no side effects then you are:
a.) not Black
OR
b.) don’t have the (9-Ether) type of hair I’m referring to, which coils and induces hair bumps
Aint no way 2 NON-Black ninjas bout to sit up here and tell me I’m wrong.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
DBillz says
^GTFOH. I have never in history seen a white dude with razor bumps. It just doesn’t scientifically make sense. Your hair grows straight. The only so-called “bumps” would be from a lack of cleaning the blade or cuts. But any anti-razor bump product and who’s on the cover? A Black man. You need more people.
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LMAO… SMH at non-black people trying to convince black people that shaving bumps come from something other than coarse, african hair geowing back into the skin … aint a warm towel or cream or magic shave or no kind of razor on earth that can cure it … if you aint got no buffpuff or brush to scrape the hair out the bumps, you lost, or you might as well let the beard grow out … its a scientific and cultural fact …
November 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
DBillz says
^GTFOH. I have never in history seen a white dude with razor bumps. It just doesn’t scientifically make sense. Your hair grows straight. The only so-called “bumps” would be from a lack of cleaning the blade or cuts. But any anti-razor bump product and who’s on the cover? A Black man. You need more people.
—————-
LMAO… SMH at non-black people trying to convince black people that shaving bumps come from something other than coarse, african hair geowing back into the skin … aint a warm towel or cream or magic shave or no kind of razor on earth that can cure it … if you aint got no buffpuff or brush to scrape the hair out the bumps, you lost, or you might as well let the beard grow out … its a scientific and cultural fact …
November 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Its different hairs, B.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
i would avoid baby oil. it clogs and irritates pores so that even if you avoid in-grown hairs, you might be promoting blemishes. go with a non-camedogenic alternative that rinses completely and doesn’t leave residue in the pores.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:20 am
# landLORD Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
DBillz says
^GTFOH. I have never in history seen a white dude with razor bumps. It just doesn’t scientifically make sense. Your hair grows straight. The only so-called “bumps” would be from a lack of cleaning the blade or cuts. But any anti-razor bump product and who’s on the cover? A Black man. You need more people.
—————-
LMAO… SMH at non-black people trying to convince black people that shaving bumps come from something other than coarse, african hair geowing back into the skin … aint a warm towel or cream or magic shave or no kind of razor on earth that can cure it … if you aint got no buffpuff or brush to scrape the hair out the bumps, you lost, or you might as well let the beard grow out … its a scientific and cultural fact …
^Amen Ra
November 25th, 2008 at 11:21 am
LMAO… SMH at non-black people trying to convince black people that shaving bumps come from something other than coarse, african hair geowing back into the skin
^^^
I aint tryin to convince nobody of nothing, I didnt say or tell Billz I was right either, I was just talkin shit… Billz is right, I dont get razor bumps from ingorwn hairs on my face/neck…but I do get bumps…but for other reasons…dont start this bullshit again… great timing Land…smh.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:22 am
# SpotOn Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Its different hairs, B.
^Ditto. And if white man is gettin’ the type of razor bumps that I’m referring to, then I bet if he shake his family tree that a nigga will fall out of that joint (c) Paul Mooney
November 25th, 2008 at 11:23 am
IT’S A RECESSION – EVERYBODY BROKE (c) jeezy
November 25th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Billz is right, I dont get razor bumps from ingorwn hairs on my face/neck…but I do get bumps…but for other reasons…
^Then WHAT THE FUCK was your point guy? To purposely defy me without any substantial evidence? Spiteful fail.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:27 am
One thing that is for sure, is that regardless of what kind of hair you got, you can always use a goateesaver
http://www.goateesaver.com
November 25th, 2008 at 11:28 am
# D. Billz Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Billz is right, I dont get razor bumps from ingorwn hairs on my face/neck…but I do get bumps…but for other reasons…
^Then WHAT THE FUCK was your point guy? To purposely defy me without any substantial evidence? Spiteful fail.
^^^
dog…why you jumpin at me for no reason…we bullshittin, actin a fool, then randomly start talkin about razors and shit…you gettin all aggy… I didnt tell you anythign I didnt really have any straight point or tryign to prove a point to you…I was just yappin…
on that note, I was fucking my wife right…
November 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Better Black TV? what the “F”.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am
# SpotOn Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:27 am
One thing that is for sure, is that regardless of what kind of hair you got, you can always use a goateesaver
http://www.goateesaver.com
^^^
LMAO…that wont come up on my computer…I wanna see the website…
November 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am
i saw this on facebook and was wondering if it could work…
http://store.rollingrazor.com/Accessories.aspx
go to the one called “Men’s Cartridges – Bump Eliminator”
the razor looks mad weird but ppl say it works pretty well.
any thoughts?
November 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am
SpotOn Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:27 am
One thing that is for sure, is that regardless of what kind of hair you got, you can always use a goateesaver
http://www.goateesaver.com
————-
WTF ??
i’d be scared that thing would malfunction and cut my lips and nose up … like a Saw 3 movie scene and shit …
November 25th, 2008 at 11:30 am
# ELECTROgremlinCS88 Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Better Black TV? what the “F”.
^^^
we know re-runs of “Romeo” are gonna be played non-stop.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:31 am
WTF ??
i’d be scared that thing would malfunction and cut my lips and nose up … like a Saw 3 movie scene and shit …
^^^Thats what started all of this. Hilarity.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:33 am
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wigger%20necessary
November 25th, 2008 at 11:33 am
cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200278926463
i can’t front, that shit looks hella sexy. . . . . i just think about me whippin that jawn down georgia ave up to howard. . . .
November 25th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Mark Twain Fame Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:30 am
# ELECTROgremlinCS88 Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Better Black TV? what the “F”.
^^^
we know re-runs of “Romeo” are gonna be played non-stop.
^^^
yea & “i got the hook up” in 3D & shit… Fuck outa here… Perecy & those big ass teeth.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 11:33 am
cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200278926463
i can’t front, that shit looks hella sexy. . . . . i just think about me whippin that jawn down georgia ave up to howard. . . .
^^^
nobodys gonna buy that shit, the new CLS will be out in less then 18 months.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:37 am
^plus that shit is ugly…..
anyways…
http://store.rollingrazor.com/Accessories.aspx
go to the one called “Men’s Cartridges – Bump Eliminator”
the razor looks mad weird but ppl say it works pretty well.
any thoughts?
November 25th, 2008 at 11:42 am
^Then WHAT THE FUCK was your point guy? To purposely defy me without any substantial evidence? Spiteful fail.
^LMAO. come on man. if the white man wants razor bumps let him have it, lol.
November 25th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I blame him for the wack rap that’s out now …. UUGGGHHHH