Funny how I always crack jokes on people higher than me in my company that do not know how to do the simplest thing, but here I am not knowing how to update my signature in emails..smh. But you would be surprised what basic things supervisors in other departments ask me how to do. Like mailing a fuckin letter LOL, or foward a phone..etc

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nigga, i be dyin at work!

all my co-workers be like “what’s so funny?” then i just give them the blank stare until they leave me the fuck alone.

^lol. I would tell ya’ll my real name, but I would have to ______ ya’ll

lol

LF: I hate my real name

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LOL, people always ask me at the gig, and I just have to say its a funny email my brother sent me or some shit. Wifey asks when I’m at the crib, and there no way to really put any of this shit in a context where it makes any sense to anyone else.

Except that time co!!nb said, “Akon looks like how I felt when my grandfather died.” I told everybody that shit.

Am i the only one that really fucking laughs at the shit ya niggas be writing???

^Fam… you don’t know how many times I’ve been at work (old gov’t gig I got canned from) or the library and was in tears. Literally. When it was Hootie v. PhQ and he said that “olive branch” line, I was in the library lookin’ crazy as shit. Tears in my eyes and suppressed laughter. There were times I literally got up and walked away from the computer. Yall niggas better not be no square, quiet ass niggas at the BBQ or I’m JB Smoovin’ yall (c) Curb Your Enthusiasm, one by one.

Yo, you just desribed my typical social interaction at work to a T.
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he just describe pretty much everybodys interaction.

November 18th, 2008 at 10:11 am
b-ease is one of those “I don’t know” ass niggas at his job.

Co-worker: Yo, how do we update our company emails?

Bernard (b-ease): *sips coffee*… *minimizes NR*… *shrugs shoulders*… For real for real? I’ont even know yo. Ask Sarah, I heard she good with stuff like that… *opens NR*… *begins to type*

Co-worker: *shakes his head*… walks away*

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0(x,x)0

November 18th, 2008 at 10:16 am
I think cOLD real name is Mitchell. He seems like a Mitchell ass nigga. Lol

***LMAO…Joe88 real name is Lurry (nope, not “Larry”…Lurry)

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Naw, I’m literally cracking up at my desk right now.

November 18th, 2008 at 10:14 am
project pat >>>>>

who wanna fuckin argue with me?

***Being patted down in the projects>being a project pat fan (none)

***I listen to Dwyck, at least every other month or so- Gangstarr is heavy on my playlist, especially around that “Daily Operation” /”Hard to Earn” timeframe

^ *dead*

who wanna fuckin argue with me?

DEAD @ Bernard