…i be WILD’n too… i’ll be barkin @ 1 broads friend & be like “damn, whats up with your girl @ work today, shes lookin good, got all the men in the office lookin & shit”… bitches get the laughin & shit… i been dropin change for months, gonna cash out with ONE OF THESE BITCHES @ the christmas party…. Sheeeit.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
i still have never smashed an asian, though. . . i’m pretty sure they try to stay away from niggas, though. . .
word to that vietnamese chick not lettin the nigga smash in “full metal jacket” b/c he was “too boo coo.”
^^^
Nigga you lost! …thats some of the best pussy u can get AND buy… BITCH! my ex (asian broad), Pussy would STAY wet, i mean STAY wet. No fingerpop Nothin, just rub ur finger on her lips, BONG! Wet’nes!
i been dropin change for months, gonna cash out with ONE OF THESE BITCHES @ the christmas party…. Sheeeit.
^^
Exactly. Subtle change dropping is the best way to go about work smashing. Grown women will let you know when they’re trying to fuck. Especially if they’re drunk. Hence, why the Christmas party is so crucial. Cause even if you don’t smash that nite (which is still an L), you can lay a foundation for future smashing that wouldnt be as easily accomplished at the plantation.
November 4th, 2008 at 1000 2:08 pm
but women wanna show off their significant others.
^^ I be that. THe other day I bought some Iron Wok (kind of like PF CHAngs) to my chicks work, enough to feed like 10peops. Had my girls Workers in her Insurance OFfice, riding my dick. My girl was like I told you to bring me Lunch, not all these fat bitches and now they think you’re the sweetest. getting all jealous and shit
^^^
thats Mackin 101, have them ho’s Hawkin u on the Low. …them me the bitches when u out wit wifey somewhere, everybody drinkin, they walk past u & rub they ass on u, real sneaky Ho shit…
yo 4,5,6… where in SA you at? Youre not in Johannesburg are you…?
Never bring a significant other to the club. I did that once a long time ago. NEVER
^
What if your hun insists on you coming through with her… when you’d really rather be at home.. then you start meeting jawns you’d smash if given the chance.. I’m always on some..’hey yo.. you brought me here.. I was minding my own biz chillin at home’..
November 4th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
# Big Homie Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Never bring a significant other to the club. I did that once a long time ago. NEVER
^^^
Why would you even try that? The club can kill relationships as it is lol…
^^ Please Explain….. I have went to the club numerous times with my chick of the moment and most times I have came away unscathed. Usually I would buy us some drinks and dance or if I was feeling Willy, I would get us a table and a bottle
I’ve heard that Asian women actually have better pussy in a literal biological sense due to more muscles. I don’t know how true that is, but everyone I know that’s hit an Asian woman testifies to that shit.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
i been dropin change for months, gonna cash out with ONE OF THESE BITCHES @ the christmas party…. Sheeeit.
^^
Exactly. Subtle change dropping is the best way to go about work smashing. Grown women will let you know when they’re trying to fuck. Especially if they’re drunk. Hence, why the Christmas party is so crucial. Cause even if you don’t smash that nite (which is still an L), you can lay a foundation for future smashing that wouldnt be as easily accomplished at the plantation.
^^^
YUP! cuz a bitch WILL text u… and OH YES, i keep 3-4 STASH cellphones, the bitch WILL text u, on some “what u doin 2nite, u know today was my birthday” shit… then u hit her back on some “what gifts u get”, she’ll respond “Nothing, same ol’shit”… and u close with “Really, well meet me @ Cheesecake Factory in an hour”…. BONG! …she passed on that christmas party fuck, but not that Night!
SHOUT OUT to all the dudes thinkin u got something good @ home…
TOO SHORT told u, Everytime u turn your BACK, that bitch be out fuckin wit dem Gangsta…
…shit, niggas would fuck mine, i KNOW im fuckin yours.
I’ve heard that Asian women actually have better pussy in a literal biological sense due to more muscles. I don’t know how true that is, but everyone I know that’s hit an Asian woman testifies to that shit.
^^^
Asian women have anatomically-better vaginas…I swear I learn something new on Nah everyday LOL!
If you lazy American scumbags don’t go out and vote, I’m gonna call my goons to circle your crib and throw a molotov cocktail through your momma’s momma’s house! Even if you vote for the herb-ass, brown-tooth, crypt keeper lookin’ motherfucker we all know as John McCain, just go do it!
*Turns dial on cryogenic chamber to November 5th, 2008*
November 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I’ve heard that Asian women actually have better pussy in a literal biological sense due to more muscles. I don’t know how true that is, but everyone I know that’s hit an Asian woman testifies to that shit.
^^ also because Asian men are notoriously known to come up short, so by way of evolution that means Asian women have smaller pussies. Unlike A black Woman who has a profound deep thick pussy, word to my experiences which have been mostly good
November 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I’ve heard that Asian women actually have better pussy in a literal biological sense due to more muscles. I don’t know how true that is, but everyone I know that’s hit an Asian woman testifies to that shit.
^^^
i gotta agree to this, again with my Slut ass ex, Older bitch too… she could work her kagel muscles when we fuck… THAT & some wet pussy… SHIT, tell u NO LIE, i had that bitch Up in Saks on some “baby get whatever u want, u wanna Bag, some Jeans & shit” ALL THAT… i dont give a FUCK! …i was breezin thru fashion square in AZ trickin my ass off.
yeah man i was in sandton mall today. this is the ass capital of the world.
^
Word to mutha…! I work across the road from there.. Im actually at Sandton City everyday for lunch … just to peep some jawns.. Gotta love Joburg!!! how much longer you in town for.. Masta Ace show at the end of this month… and Slum V’s coming through in a week or 2 too..
i still have never smashed an asian, though. . . i’m pretty sure they try to stay away from niggas, though. . .
^Actually, some asian women crave for black men. The first time i popped off with one, her homegirl came up to me in the club and said go talk to her, I did and 1 hour later after dancing and no drinks (Pimping at its finest) I had that bitch bent over the toilet seat in the bathroom.
I’ve heard that Asian women actually have better pussy in a literal biological sense due to more muscles. I don’t know how true that is, but everyone I know that’s hit an Asian woman testifies to that shit.
^Whether its better or not, the second asian chick that I piped had some really really good pussy.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
1?
November 4th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
http://www.WEFuckinBroadsAtOfficeChristmasParties.com
November 4th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
*brings the goons out*
November 4th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
i still have never smashed an asian, though. . . i’m pretty sure they try to stay away from niggas, though. . .
word to that vietnamese chick not lettin the nigga smash in “full metal jacket” b/c he was “too boo coo.”
November 4th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
…i be WILD’n too… i’ll be barkin @ 1 broads friend & be like “damn, whats up with your girl @ work today, shes lookin good, got all the men in the office lookin & shit”… bitches get the laughin & shit… i been dropin change for months, gonna cash out with ONE OF THESE BITCHES @ the christmas party…. Sheeeit.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
http://www.one_giant_dread.org/whatisthatshit
November 4th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I copped the first two Murs 9th Wonder albums. Excellent shit. But I dl’ed that third one. Meh. And I have no desire to hear the new one.
The second Felt album was kind of dope tho too.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Best Loud releases other than Wu: Coast II Coast by Tha Alkaholiks, The Infamous by Mobb Deep, Soul in the Hole SDTK. Keep it going….
November 4th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
i still have never smashed an asian, though. . . i’m pretty sure they try to stay away from niggas, though. . .
word to that vietnamese chick not lettin the nigga smash in “full metal jacket” b/c he was “too boo coo.”
^^^
Nigga you lost! …thats some of the best pussy u can get AND buy… BITCH! my ex (asian broad), Pussy would STAY wet, i mean STAY wet. No fingerpop Nothin, just rub ur finger on her lips, BONG! Wet’nes!
November 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Never bring a significant other to the club. I did that once a long time ago. NEVER
November 4th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
dudes have killed for that Asian pussy. Word to Vietcong and Mail Order Brides
November 4th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
No fingerpop Nothin, just rub ur finger on her lips, BONG! Wet’nes!
^^
*goes to chinatown*
November 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
i been dropin change for months, gonna cash out with ONE OF THESE BITCHES @ the christmas party…. Sheeeit.
^^
Exactly. Subtle change dropping is the best way to go about work smashing. Grown women will let you know when they’re trying to fuck. Especially if they’re drunk. Hence, why the Christmas party is so crucial. Cause even if you don’t smash that nite (which is still an L), you can lay a foundation for future smashing that wouldnt be as easily accomplished at the plantation.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I Fux Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 1000 2:08 pm
but women wanna show off their significant others.
^^ I be that. THe other day I bought some Iron Wok (kind of like PF CHAngs) to my chicks work, enough to feed like 10peops. Had my girls Workers in her Insurance OFfice, riding my dick. My girl was like I told you to bring me Lunch, not all these fat bitches and now they think you’re the sweetest. getting all jealous and shit
^^^
thats Mackin 101, have them ho’s Hawkin u on the Low. …them me the bitches when u out wit wifey somewhere, everybody drinkin, they walk past u & rub they ass on u, real sneaky Ho shit…
November 4th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
# Big Homie Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Never bring a significant other to the club. I did that once a long time ago. NEVER
^^^
Why would you even try that? The club can kill relationships as it is lol…
November 4th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
lol
November 4th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Big Homie Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Never bring a significant other to the club. I did that once a long time ago. NEVER
^^
Co-sign. Besides the inevitable drama/overall bad time, it’s just makes you look lame. I’ve made the mistake on two occasions.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
lol
November 4th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
anybody see lebron’s new commercial with nicole scherzinger?
word to my mama she’s top 5 baddest in the game.. .
and word to my mama the nigga lebron gotta be a hilarious nigga when he w/ the homies and shit!
“you got my changin my expression, i don’t express. . . but i’ll express my love for you, baby. . . ”
LMAO!!
November 4th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
yo 4,5,6… where in SA you at? Youre not in Johannesburg are you…?
Never bring a significant other to the club. I did that once a long time ago. NEVER
^
What if your hun insists on you coming through with her… when you’d really rather be at home.. then you start meeting jawns you’d smash if given the chance.. I’m always on some..’hey yo.. you brought me here.. I was minding my own biz chillin at home’..
November 4th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
CiCi The Intern Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
# Big Homie Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Never bring a significant other to the club. I did that once a long time ago. NEVER
^^^
Why would you even try that? The club can kill relationships as it is lol…
^^ Please Explain….. I have went to the club numerous times with my chick of the moment and most times I have came away unscathed. Usually I would buy us some drinks and dance or if I was feeling Willy, I would get us a table and a bottle
November 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Yo 456 god willing I am going to South Africe for the World Cup. I am setting aside a little money monthly for it.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I’ve heard that Asian women actually have better pussy in a literal biological sense due to more muscles. I don’t know how true that is, but everyone I know that’s hit an Asian woman testifies to that shit.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
yo 4,5,6… where in SA you at? Youre not in Johannesburg are you…?
Never bring a significant other to the club. I did that once a long time ago. NEVER
^
yeah man i was in sandton mall today. this is the ass capital of the world.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
everybody drinkin, they walk past u & rub they ass on u, real sneaky Ho shit…
^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
word to chicks bein sneakier than niggas. . . .
November 4th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Big Homie Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Never bring a significant other to the club. I did that once a long time ago. NEVER
***This homie of mine from Oakland calls that “bringing hamburgers to a steakhouse”
November 4th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
and word to my mama the nigga lebron gotta be a hilarious nigga when he w/ the homies and shit!
^^ ya he seems like my type of people. Him and Chris Bosh. Them some funny mofo’s. Now Dwight Howard seems like a corny ass gumby nigga
November 4th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
nicole scherzinger
word to my mama she’s top 5 baddest in the game.. .
^^
Goes without saying.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
b-ease Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
i been dropin change for months, gonna cash out with ONE OF THESE BITCHES @ the christmas party…. Sheeeit.
^^
Exactly. Subtle change dropping is the best way to go about work smashing. Grown women will let you know when they’re trying to fuck. Especially if they’re drunk. Hence, why the Christmas party is so crucial. Cause even if you don’t smash that nite (which is still an L), you can lay a foundation for future smashing that wouldnt be as easily accomplished at the plantation.
^^^
YUP! cuz a bitch WILL text u… and OH YES, i keep 3-4 STASH cellphones, the bitch WILL text u, on some “what u doin 2nite, u know today was my birthday” shit… then u hit her back on some “what gifts u get”, she’ll respond “Nothing, same ol’shit”… and u close with “Really, well meet me @ Cheesecake Factory in an hour”…. BONG! …she passed on that christmas party fuck, but not that Night!
SHOUT OUT to all the dudes thinkin u got something good @ home…
TOO SHORT told u, Everytime u turn your BACK, that bitch be out fuckin wit dem Gangsta…
…shit, niggas would fuck mine, i KNOW im fuckin yours.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
b-ease Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I’ve heard that Asian women actually have better pussy in a literal biological sense due to more muscles. I don’t know how true that is, but everyone I know that’s hit an Asian woman testifies to that shit.
^^^
Asian women have anatomically-better vaginas…I swear I learn something new on Nah everyday LOL!
November 4th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
word to chicks bein sneakier than niggas. . . .
^^
To paraphrase Chris Rock; men don’t lie more, women just lie better.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Yo 456 god willing I am going to South Africe for the World Cup. I am setting aside a little money monthly for it.
^
Any of you making it out here for the World Cup.. hit me up if you want some of the sticky greenery (no green eyes)..lol..
Its gonna be wild.. I need to get my Portuguese lingo in check tho… How Imma look fumbling mack lines at brickhouse booty Brazilian fans….smh..
November 4th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
If you lazy American scumbags don’t go out and vote, I’m gonna call my goons to circle your crib and throw a molotov cocktail through your momma’s momma’s house! Even if you vote for the herb-ass, brown-tooth, crypt keeper lookin’ motherfucker we all know as John McCain, just go do it!
*Turns dial on cryogenic chamber to November 5th, 2008*
I’ll see you bitches later!
November 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
sleep Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I cried this morning when I saw the newspaper and obama was crying
*wait to duck shots*
***LOL…sleep’s an ol’ Ralph Tresvant “man with sensitivity” lookin’ ass nigga, for real (none)
November 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
^^ ya he seems like my type of people. Him and Chris Bosh. Them some funny mofo’s. Now Dwight Howard seems like a corny ass gumby nigga
^^
the nigga kobe got a new commercial for “guitar hero”. . . . i think that nigga might be hilarious b/c nigga’s think he so serious. . .
then he come out clownin the shit outta you, and you like “fuck, kobe, you ain’t supposed to be funny!”
November 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
you got me smilin’ girl…….i don’t smile……expressin myself…..i don’t express..
that niggaebron missed his calling.
“dont pump fake me now”
November 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
YUP! cuz a bitch WILL text u… and OH YES, i keep 3-4 STASH cellphones, the bitch WILL text u,
^^
When I read that, I heard it in Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s voice.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I bring my girl to the club but she can’t dance with another nigga
November 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
# I Fux Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Yo 456 god willing I am going to South Africe for the World Cup. I am setting aside a little money monthly for it.
^yeah i gonna be here too. the shit is gonna bananas. the women here are illmatic
November 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
b-ease Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I’ve heard that Asian women actually have better pussy in a literal biological sense due to more muscles. I don’t know how true that is, but everyone I know that’s hit an Asian woman testifies to that shit.
^^ also because Asian men are notoriously known to come up short, so by way of evolution that means Asian women have smaller pussies. Unlike A black Woman who has a profound deep thick pussy, word to my experiences which have been mostly good
November 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
b-ease Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I’ve heard that Asian women actually have better pussy in a literal biological sense due to more muscles. I don’t know how true that is, but everyone I know that’s hit an Asian woman testifies to that shit.
^^^
i gotta agree to this, again with my Slut ass ex, Older bitch too… she could work her kagel muscles when we fuck… THAT & some wet pussy… SHIT, tell u NO LIE, i had that bitch Up in Saks on some “baby get whatever u want, u wanna Bag, some Jeans & shit” ALL THAT… i dont give a FUCK! …i was breezin thru fashion square in AZ trickin my ass off.
…Whore had some Good Snappa!
November 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
b-ease Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
YUP! cuz a bitch WILL text u… and OH YES, i keep 3-4 STASH cellphones, the bitch WILL text u,
^^
When I read that, I heard it in Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s voice.
***LOL..in my mind, every Crazy88 post is narrated by the ghost of Rudy Ray Moore…
November 4th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
A man can’t cry no more wtf
November 4th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
lol
November 4th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
yeah man i was in sandton mall today. this is the ass capital of the world.
^
Word to mutha…! I work across the road from there.. Im actually at Sandton City everyday for lunch … just to peep some jawns.. Gotta love Joburg!!! how much longer you in town for.. Masta Ace show at the end of this month… and Slum V’s coming through in a week or 2 too..
November 4th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
i still have never smashed an asian, though. . . i’m pretty sure they try to stay away from niggas, though. . .
^Actually, some asian women crave for black men. The first time i popped off with one, her homegirl came up to me in the club and said go talk to her, I did and 1 hour later after dancing and no drinks (Pimping at its finest) I had that bitch bent over the toilet seat in the bathroom.
I’ve heard that Asian women actually have better pussy in a literal biological sense due to more muscles. I don’t know how true that is, but everyone I know that’s hit an Asian woman testifies to that shit.
^Whether its better or not, the second asian chick that I piped had some really really good pussy.