Eminem – I’m Having A Relapse (CDQ)

Eminem - Guess Who's Back Freestyle (CDQ)

Drugs, violence, wacky voices and flows upon flows. Yep, he’s back.

Eminem – I’m Having A Relapse (CDQ)

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483 Responses to “Eminem – I’m Having A Relapse (CDQ)”

  1. nation of moderation Says:

    this reminds me of that Mobb Deep freestyle a little

  2. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    hahaaa @ this picture

  3. NotU Says:

    This shit > any new music since yesterday

  4. eskay Says:

    fucking Marshall. look at that guys face. if you saw that guy on the street and you didnt know who he was, never in a million years would you think…

  5. ELECTROGREMLINCS88 Says:

    ^^^
    think what, he shoot dope?

  6. Darth Cipher Says:

    Oh Canada!!! (keep away from kids eyes and make sure the wife is in the other room)

    http://tinyurl.com/46y74v

  7. Matchz Malone Says:

    you know my feed still says “guess whos back freestyle” i was sooo confused.

  8. the watcherz Says:

    This shit > any new music since yesterday
    ^^
    co sign

  9. eskay Says:

    *listens to Heartless for the first time*

  10. Gseven Says:

    i hope Em brings some serious heat on this new album. looking forward to it.

  11. nation of moderation Says:

    i honestly wouldn’t recognize him, for one. two, is that a racial slur?

  12. Ty Says:

    his flow is definitely different

  13. the watcherz Says:

    that heartless track aInt bad to be honest this coming from a dude who cutz kanye very lil slack

  14. Darth Cipher Says:

    moderate my comment, the men of the night need to see it

  15. pockets Says:

    I mean what was crooked I talking about?…..Royce mentioned up to date references and had crazy bars, talking about young berg

    ^to me none of that current event pop culture stuff him and budden are always on really floats my boat, but thats prolly just me. crooked I wasnt abstract, he freakin said somethin along the lines of “im a pedophile unless i dig into some crates and fuck with something my own age” i went WOW there wasnt a better line than from any of the other four. i guess the whole “it sounded wierd” thing is subjective because to me his long lines didnt bother me at all, it seemed pretty clever to me.

  16. jrp14 Says:

    Eskay, what did you think of heartless?

  17. Streetwearisdead.com Says:

    eskay Says:

    October 15th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
    fucking Marshall. look at that guys face. if you saw that guy on the street and you didnt know who he was, never in a million years would you think…
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I’ve always thought that, I cant get over the way Em dresses. OMG x SMH when he breaks out the leather knuckle gloves with no fingers and the bandanna under the backwards fitted, but I can’t deny his flow. Skills are skills.

  18. Gseven Says:

    heartless is a notch better than love lockdown. thats not saying much though.

  19. UnkleAnt Says:

    His Wordplay >>>>>>>>

  20. pockets Says:

    new kanye and eminem in back to back posts, esko going for the academy awards of blogging

  21. london joe Says:

    Yes Yes Marshall! Welcome back..

    Does anyone else have a problem playing youtube clips in Firefox? I would much appreciate the help as i aint that savvy with computers ya diiiig.

  22. Mag Says:

    Beyonce stealing songs?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdjtO4iKU-A

  23. pockets Says:

    Heartless if official, niiiiceeee. sounds like Hard Knock Life + Masturbating Robot Crying in the Closet

  24. TheCo!!inB Says:

    *shawty lo voice*
    WELL GOTDAYUUUUUUUH!!!

  25. Killa K Says:

    PHILLIES R THE NLCS!!!!!!!!!! PHILLY PHILLY 215 till i die!

  26. biz Says:

    *listens to Heartless for the first time*’

    ^^^
    that shit dump. no pun intended.

  27. RIGZ Says:

    Just heard Slaughterhouse

    Crooked > Royce >> Joell = Joey > Nino

  28. eskay Says:

    >>Does anyone else have a problem playing youtube clips in Firefox? I would much appreciate the help as i aint that savvy with computers ya diiiig.

    oh man, welcome to my world. basically, FF doesn’t play nicely with Flash 9. try downgrading to 8, but good luck finding it, and that might not even work.

  29. the watcherz Says:

    heartless is a notch better than love lockdown. thats not saying much though.

    ^^
    nah that shit was so bad….at least heartless got a groove…..i figured why white people luv love lockdown so much is because they really dont have to dance to it….or better yet it’s sumthing they used to grooving to (the rave thing)

  30. pockets Says:

    Crooked > Royce >> Joell = Joey > Nino

    ^exactly

  31. eskay Says:

    Re: all this talk of Kanye ending his career with 808′s

    are you kidding me? personally, I’m dissapointed that it’s gonna be all heartbroken, autotuned singing, but women and emo niggas like Rey (read: people who actually buy albums) are gonna eat this shit up. I wouldn’t be surprised if this shit sold more than Graduation in the long run.

  32. pockets Says:

    i dont think ill ever understand the love lockdown video, its too much for my brain IQ, its way above my comprehension

  33. Darth Cipher Says:

    nah that shit was so bad….at least heartless got a groove…..i figured why white people luv love lockdown so much is because they really dont have to dance to it….or better yet it’s sumthing they used to grooving to (the rave thing)
    ^^^

    fuck you mean they don’t have to dance to it… swear to god i seen a couple white folk doing some interpretive dance to that song saying it’s the best kanye yet… made me wonna smack them all

  34. Matchz Malone Says:

    about the FF & youtube thing…. Flash 10 just came out… try that.

    only problems ive had today is that theyve been loading slow. but thats strickly a today problem… also make sure you are using firefox 3

  35. the watcherz Says:

    Heartless if official, niiiiceeee. sounds like Hard Knock Life + Masturbating Robot Crying in the Closet
    ^^
    thats funny and disturbing at the same time ..nice

  36. eskay Says:

    >>I’ve always thought that, I cant get over the way Em dresses. OMG x SMH when he breaks out the leather knuckle gloves with no fingers and the bandanna under the backwards fitted, but I can’t deny his flow.

    seriously. who wears a Jordan Brand fitted in 2008? and them 2′s he’s dropping? horrible.

  37. pockets Says:

    interpretive dance

    ^loll

  38. 456 Says:

    i dont think ill ever understand the love lockdown video, its too much for my brain IQ, its way above my comprehension

    ^simple: africa is about to run shit.

  39. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    if Kanye could actually sing well, 808′s would be dope

  40. london joe Says:

    Yes Eskay, much appreciated.

  41. bigczee Says:

    MAN……this is a teaser……but im waitin on a EM & LUDA collab….that would be historical homie!!!!!

  42. pockets Says:

    marshall has been stuck in Modell’s mode since ’99

  43. Darth Cipher Says:

    pockets Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 12:09 am
    interpretive dance

    ^loll
    ^^^

    you wouldn’t be laughing if you saw how serious they were… torment on the eyes

  44. 456 Says:

    if Kanye could actually sing well, 808’s would be dope

    ^have you heard the whole thing?

  45. pockets Says:

    oh yea speaking of luda, between that 9th wonder joint we heard a little of and the premo joint he keeps raving about, i think his album is definitely something to look forward to.

  46. the watcherz Says:

    eskay Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 12:08 am
    >>I’ve always thought that, I cant get over the way Em dresses. OMG x SMH when he breaks out the leather knuckle gloves with no fingers and the bandanna under the backwards fitted, but I can’t deny his flow.

    seriously. who wears a Jordan Brand fitted in 2008? and them 2’s he’s dropping? horrible.

    ^^

    i seen ya boy kiss had the jumpsuit thing in that last video post of him….em probley watched the video and was like “he mad late i had that jumpsuit like 2 yrs ago” em stay wit the j”s ….but yea the fitted is kinda lame

  47. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Marshall rocks south pole and pepe jeans

  48. pockets Says:

    watch it turn out Love Lockdown is actually the worst song on the album and the rest of the album is fire.

  49. NotU Says:

    Heartless sounds aight….

    Live version > the one eskay posted

  50. UnkleAnt Says:

    Why does Em look like a chiseled old ass man in that pic?

  51. pockets Says:

    Marshall still rocks Ecko (no shots at Esko’s ads)

  52. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    if Kanye could actually sing well, 808’s would be dope

    ^have you heard the whole thing?
    ^
    lol

    I phrased that wrong, it would probably be doper;

    I can’t stand hearing people sing off key

  53. london joe Says:

    Matchz Malone as well. thanks very much.

    see they work and then they dont and i have to open the fuckin thing in IE and i dont like it at all bruv.

    Em is still got it.

    I’m doing a programme at my work and Mcnulty is acting in it and he’s dressed as a fuckin 14th century jester or something. its called ‘devils whore’ and well basically it isnt The Wire and thats pissing me off as well. haha

  54. eskay Says:

    i mean, if you’re gonna throw on some Jordan warm ups or a t-shirt once in a while on a lazy day, cool, but Em probably rocked that shit to his wedding.

  55. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Marshall still rocks Ecko (no shots at Esko’s ads)
    ^^^
    with Khool-Aid edition Reeboks?

  56. Darth Cipher Says:

    Marshall rocks south pole and pepe jeans
    ^^^

    most white boys who love hip hop rock that exact shit lol

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  58. eskay Says:

    >>Marshall still rocks Ecko (no shots at Esko’s ads)

    none taken.

  59. pockets Says:

    Em’s wedding outfit was the cut off finger gloves in white, with a white Shady hoodie and white durag

  60. RIGZ Says:

    …Now you’ve officially been chopped & screwed…

    …Scr-Screw-ch-CH-Chop’d & screwed…

  61. 456 Says:

    pop champagne is another highly african track. jim jones tore it up. luda’s is biting lil wayne.

  62. pockets Says:

    Kims outfit was probably the same shit she wore the night before

  63. tumer Says:

    shit I forgot how fucking ridiculous this guy’s flow is……

  64. pockets Says:

    im a fan of Heartless, its good stuff

  65. eskay Says:

    yo, them Kool Aid Reeboks paid mad bills.

  66. 456 Says:

    white boys cant really age in hiphop.

  67. jrp14 Says:

    Marshall rocks south pole and pepe jeans
    ^^^

    most white boys who love hip hop rock that exact shit lol

    Says Who?? I love hip-hop and have never rocked sout pole or pepe in my damn life, no fuckin way….their as bad as coogi

  68. pockets Says:

    eminem just ethered Asher Roth…oooohhhh1!!!!!!

  69. biz Says:

    yo, them Kool Aid Reeboks paid mad bills.
    ^
    actual glass of red kool-aid>

  70. El Señor Says:

    i seen t.i wear southpole & shit that look like it belong in v.i.m.. jim jones was right

  71. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    yo, them Kool Aid Reeboks paid mad bills.
    ^^^
    haha

    I figured that ad must’ve been a decent sized check

  72. DUYUKID Says:

    Kanye has been consistent

    He’s constantly reinventing.. and I respect his artistry.

    I don’t know if i’ll like the album he’s about to drop…
    but, I do respect it.

    that’s all folks.

    good night.

  73. pockets Says:

    cant wait Roots concert on the 28th floor seats baby

  74. KilluminattI7 Says:

    *currently listening to Slaughterhouse 5 (for the first time)*

  75. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    tinyurl.com/4jzlvo
    ^^^
    The Game’s was sister shot in a drve by

  76. the watcherz Says:

    v.i.m is one the lames stores in america that and journeys

  77. Strongchef Says:

    Says Who?? I love hip-hop and have never rocked sout pole or pepe in my damn life, no fuckin way….their as bad as coogi

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    U cant bring coogi up in a convo when u r talkin about south pole and pepe… get a grip

  78. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Roscoe

    (Hawaii) sharebee.com/15701b49

    (I Got Bitchez) sharebee.com/71303e26

    (Still Here) sharebee.com/848a3f09

  79. Newborn Rodeo Says:

    pockets Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 12:00 am
    new kanye and eminem in back to back posts, esko going for the academy awards of blogging
    ^^^^^^^^

    I had both first.

    newbornrodeo.com

    Not trying to start shit. I just sent eskay a music submission, lol. I’m just trying to get my shit out there.

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  81. eskay Says:

    Jordan Brand sucks at pretty much everything except re-releasing vintage shit, but I would still love to get The Call to come to Beaverton.

  82. KilluminattI7 Says:

    @ E aka Norieaga: u stay out west..?

  83. SB Says:

    em’s style, is cool. if i coudl afford it, i’d wear jordan suits all day, relaxin chillin. and plus, fuck it, Kanye dresses like a clown cmon now. hipster shit? haha.

    anyways, he’s the best to ever do it. so really. ill let kanye and cool kids have “style”

  84. KilluminattI7 Says:

    Roscoe P. COLDChain (criminally slept-on)

    or

    Roscoe, Kurupt’s lil brotha..?

  85. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    @ E aka Norieaga: u stay out west..?
    ^^^^
    yeah

  86. nation of moderation Says:

    kanye just texted me 808′s &

    the shit is a ringtone

  87. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    those songs are by kurupt’s little brother

  88. KilluminattI7 Says:

    ^^^ oh aight.. where at LA or Lv?

    and who you got this weekend…?

    I think ‘Nard might pull off one more “F*ck the World type win out his ass..

    KP is a beast, but Very Predictable

  89. KilluminattI7 Says:

    that Roscoe is also kinda under-rated…

    But STILL probably only the 3rd best (maybe 4th) Roscoe in my book…

    After Sheed Wallace, Roscoe P. and lil Man Roscoe wit tha runny nose in martin

  90. ELECTROGREMLINCS88 Says:

    …i think Antonio Tarvers wife is really his sister… they look related… thats how they get down in the south.

  91. 456 Says:

    anyways, he’s the best to ever do it.

    ^?!??!! do what?

  92. moresickaMC Says:

    who cares abou Ems clothes, he was never about the flashy lifetsyle anyway.

    talent>>>>>>swag/swaggay(or woteva the f*cc they call it nwadays

  93. nation of moderation Says:

    what up 456? Crazy, K17, E aka NORIE

    456… were you proud of your brother McCain tonight

  94. Darth Cipher Says:

    man i just pulled some chips out of the cubburt (did i spell that right?!?!) and they are some stale ass chips… this is fucking depressing

  95. Rey Says:

    eskay Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 12:05 am
    Re: all this talk of Kanye ending his career with 808’s

    are you kidding me? personally, I’m dissapointed that it’s gonna be all heartbroken, autotuned singing, but women and emo niggas like Rey (read: people who actually buy albums) are gonna eat this shit up. I wouldn’t be surprised if this shit sold more than Graduation in the long run.

    ^^^^

    LOL… Fair enough, Eskay. Plus, all the early feedback from the listening parties has all been positive. Plus Plus, the white folks I know loooove “Love Lockdown”, so there ya go. Kanye’s gonna do respectable numbers at least with “808s”, if not “Graduation” numbers.

    The Rolling Stone report on the 808s and Heartbreak listening party was really good. I love what Kanye has to say about this one.

    Yes, I’m an “Emo Nigga”, but you know what? That just means I’m like everyone else on here and other sites–I just don’t bother to be in character for strangers on a website.

    *daps nahggers*

    *salutes Eskay*

  96. pockets Says:

    i like the part when obama went “joe? u out there joe? ull be charged 0 dollars” and mccain went wh-wh-whaaa

    guess who, that one

  97. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    ^^^ oh aight.. where at LA or Lv?

    and who you got this weekend…?

    I think ‘Nard might pull off one more “F*ck the World type win out his ass..

    KP is a beast, but Very Predictable
    ^^^^
    Now I’m in the O.C, haven’t lived in L.A in a while

    I’m betting on Pavlik to take the fight, if B-Hop was just a couple years younger though he’d kill Pavlik

  98. the dough Says:

    # Darth Cipher Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 12:41 am

    man i just pulled some chips out of the cubburt (did i spell that right?!?!) and they are some stale ass chips… this is fucking depressing
    ^^^
    cupboard

  99. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    *daps nation*

  100. nation of moderation Says:

    >> cubburt (did i spell that right?!?!)

    damn… it’s a cup-board, where did that sentence go wrong

    LF: http://twitter.com/joethaplumber

  101. ELECTROGREMLINCS88 Says:

    nation of moderation Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 12:40 am
    what up 456? Crazy, K17, E aka NORIE

    456… were you proud of your brother McCain tonight

    ^^^
    aint shit, i made TunaFish, but 4got i had no bread… or crackers… all fucked up now.

  102. Darth Cipher Says:

    cupboard
    ^^^

    thanks, for some reason i had a brain fart, and it wasn’t coming to me (||)

  103. ELECTROGREMLINCS88 Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 12:42 am
    ^^^ oh aight.. where at LA or Lv?

    and who you got this weekend…?

    I think ‘Nard might pull off one more “F*ck the World type win out his ass..

    KP is a beast, but Very Predictable
    ^^^^
    Now I’m in the O.C, haven’t lived in L.A in a while

    I’m betting on Pavlik to take the fight, if B-Hop was just a couple years younger though he’d kill Pavlik

    ^^^
    B-Hop aint gonna make it 12 rounds with that Irish nigga…

  104. pockets Says:

    what the heck E? i thought u lived in the bronx or someshit, this is some bullshit u live in Orange County this is some bullshit broski

  105. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    514smoke.blogspot.com/2008/10
    /re-introducing-rosco-p-coldchain.html

  106. Darth Cipher Says:

    them stale chips is fucking with me already… i’m gonna have a bad sleep

  107. KilluminattI7 Says:

    LMAO @ cuthbert or however spelled cupboard…

  108. PW Says:

    “cubburt”

    lol.

  109. nation of moderation Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvSzQq5Igh8

  110. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    what the heck E? i thought u lived in the bronx or someshit, this is some bullshit u live in Orange County this is some bullshit broski
    ^^^^
    lol

    I’ve lived in east l.a and santa ana most my life

  111. benhameen Says:

    ok hello everyone em rips it…

  112. nation of moderation Says:

    http://nahright.com/news/2008/10/08/video-scarface-has-some-words-for-mccain/

  113. nation of moderation Says:

    i fucking love this video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvSzQq5Igh8

  114. ELECTROGREMLINCS88 Says:

    nation of moderation Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 12:46 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvSzQq5Igh8

    ^^^
    lmbao.

  115. KilluminattI7 Says:

    Now I’m in the O.C, haven’t lived in L.A in a while

    I’m betting on Pavlik to take the fight, if B-Hop was just a couple years younger though he’d kill Pavlik

    ^^^

    fair enuff.. i do some work out in santa ana, irvine, costa mesa and whatnot sometimes

    I think you probably right, my heart WANTS B-Hop to take it, but my Head is TELLING me that logically he ain’t got the workrate, pop, or legs to go 12 hard rounds with tha young buck… But, his mind is still sharp, and I CAN see him using some ol’ veteran tricks and expsoing pavlik for still bein a lil green/ unexperienced.. but yeah Pavlik probably wins a majority or split decision…

    *Daps the authentic Noriega*

  116. eskay Says:

    damn, I just watched the Sing For The Moment video, that song was crazy. that was the original stadium status rap song.

  117. benhameen Says:

    and kanye is gonna sell like hotcakes with this album. please believe it.

  118. benhameen Says:

    damn, I just watched the Sing For The Moment video, that song was crazy. that was the original stadium status rap song.

    hmm…..is it really?nothing else comes to mind immediately… maybe hard knock life? or hip hop hooray?

  119. Rey Says:

    it’s nice to see eminem trying again. that being said: I’m tired of Crazy White Boy eminem.

    Bring back angry rap lunatic summer 2003 Eminem!

  120. pockets Says:

    that song was crazy

    ^im saying, that shit was like my all-time fav track for a while there

    lmao @ the mccain vid.

    conan o brien > television

  121. KilluminattI7 Says:

    *Daps all night shift nahrightians*

    your commitment to commenting consistently is of note and does a great and unparalleled service to our Nation

  122. nation of moderation Says:

    >> Bring back angry rap lunatic summer 2003 Eminem!

    smh… that’s the Roc The Mic tour summer, 50 dropped in february of 03… you were stanning in the wrong era dog

  123. Rey Says:

    I really hope this does mean Eminem is coming back. He isn’t saying much on this one, but he seems pretty sharp, flow, inflection, delivery, actual rhymes…

    Seriously, when it comes to flat out making words rhyme, there’s nobody better than Eminem. Maaaayyyybe Pun, but for sheer rhyming–stringing together words that sound alike–nobody’s better than Marshall.

    That’s not supposed to make much sense, but it kiiinda does.

  124. eskay Says:

    We’re entertainers, of course this shit’s affecting our sales
    You ignoramus. but music is reflection of self
    We just explain it, and then we get our cheques in the mail
    It’s fucked up ain’t it, how we can come from practically nothin’
    To bein’ able to have any fuckin’ thing that we wanted
    It’s why we sing for these kids that don’t have a thing
    Except for a dream and a fucking rap magazine
    Who post pinup pictures on their walls all day long
    Idolize their favorite rappers and know all they songs
    Or for anyone who’s ever been through shit in they lives
    So they sit and they cry at night, wishing they die
    Till they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe
    We’re nothing to you, but we’re the fuckin’ shit in their eyes

    ^those are the type of bars right there that made Em who he is.

  125. pockets Says:

    the video for Sing For The Moment does no justice at all to the song. he honestly couldve made the dopest video ever for that track

  126. KilluminattI7 Says:

    ^^^

    not THAT Nation

  127. nation of moderation Says:

    >> I really hope this does mean Eminem is coming back.

    nah, don’t hold your breath. this guy is peaking his head in (ll) to sell some books then he’s swayze. those lyrics es posted were the height of his reign and it probably won’t ever go back to that era (more the Marshal Mathers LP days) so why bother

  128. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    ’till I collapse was a pretty epic track too

  129. eskay Says:

    >>the video for Sing For The Moment does no justice at all to the song. he honestly couldve made the dopest video ever for that track

    you crazy, I love that video because of the concert footage. that boy had like 30,000 people rocking.

  130. Rey Says:

    nation of moderation Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 12:55 am
    >> Bring back angry rap lunatic summer 2003 Eminem!

    smh… that’s the Roc The Mic tour summer, 50 dropped in february of 03… you were stanning in the wrong era dog

    ****

    Oh Nation, you know better. *ahem* Summer 2003 was the year Eminem was feuding with Murder Inc AND Benzino. He dropped retarded amounts of quotable shit that summer allll along the mixtapes. Altho’ maybe fall 2002-late summer 2003 eminem would be a better time period.

    And we all know that the lyrics feud with The Inc didn’t get kicked off ’til summer ought three–after summer jam with em and 50, cuz em destroyed his source award for lyricist of the year that year.

    You canuck.

  131. moresickaMC Says:

    lol if Kanyes new album is in the alternatives section

  132. Darth Cipher Says:

    ya’ll ninjas got me digging in the crates for the Eminem show LP… where the fuck did i put my cd box?!?!?!

  133. pockets Says:

    wow i wanna throw eminem show back on i havent heard that shit in ages, u bitches got me in that mood ||

  134. Belize Says:

    This shit > any new music since yesterday
    ^^^^
    co sign
    co sign
    co sign

  135. Rey Says:

    Cosign Eskay–Sing for the Moment was awesome.

    Oh, and “Eminem Show” Em >>> Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers Em.

    Yes, he was all crazy and “orange bill/lauren hill” and junk, but he was unfuckwithable during that era. The songs he wrote IN CHARACTER AS B. RABBIT were amongst the best to drop around then.

    Sadly, Nation’s probably right–some pub for his book and then gone. *sigh*

  136. Belize Says:

    actuallu this flow > anything since a hot minute

    *salute em*

  137. RIGZ Says:

    Seriously, when it comes to flat out making words rhyme, there’s nobody better than Eminem. Maaaayyyybe Pun, but for sheer rhyming–stringing together words that sound alike–nobody’s better than Marshall.

    ^^^

    I see exactly where you’re coming from (no)

    but let me throw G Rap, Treach & Busta in there

    G Rap’s verse on The Realest is syllable perfection

  138. 456 Says:

    456… were you proud of your brother McCain tonight

    ^he mighta won if he could move his arms properly.

  139. eskay Says:

    >>Sadly, Nation’s probably right–some pub for his book and then gone. *sigh*

    I mean, he’s definitely dropping an album, that’s already confirmed. it’s just a matter of how good will that album be at this point.

  140. Rey Says:

    @ Rigz– Treach was fucking incredible. I need to hunt down copies of the first album and 19 Naughty 3. It’s a crime against man and country that his name doesn’t come up more often.

    Busta’s good too, but his vocabulary is limited–knit picking, I know.

  141. jrp14 Says:

    Eskay…..I live right over here by the ES Store in Beaverton (Employee Store)…if you were ever to visit it…you would never leave the Portland area. Ive heard dudes say they actually moved here to get a job there so they could get the brand new shit for half off…best athletic store you will ever visit, period.

  142. the watcherz Says:

    ayo anyone got freestyle when em was making his own language that was classic

  143. Rey Says:

    LOL @ 456–That ain’t right. It’s funny, but it ain’t right.

    @ Eskay– It’s gotta be better than “Encore”. He can’t seriously do worse than that conceptually, can he? I mean, lyrically he was on point, but conceptually? Half the topics were trash or repetitive. Oh, plus, Kanye’s AutoTune > Eminem trying for Nelly-esque singing.

    (and yes, nellyesque is applicable–he attributed his attempt at melody/harmony whatever on Encore to nelly’s sing songiness–something about being “inside the beat)

  144. All Day Every Day Says:

    I see exactly where you’re coming from (no)

    but let me throw G Rap, Treach & Busta in there

    G Rap’s verse on The Realest is syllable perfection

    ^^^^^^^
    say what you want but nobody wants to step over that line with either Mr. Mathers or 3 stacks….u notice niggas will sling shots to whole alot people but never them. Only why Jay continues to catch fire is because he gives passes out like hot cakes

  145. pockets Says:

    DAMN u fockers dropped my productivity to fucking zero. i guess im doing my biochemistry shit in the morning *cranks up volume Till I Collapse, gets hit with sandal by father*

  146. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    tinyurl.com/4x4yxc
    ^^^
    Eminem and Lil Wayne- ebony and ivory mixtape

    lol

  147. the watcherz Says:

    I live right over here by the ES Store in Beaverton (Employee Store)…if you were ever to visit it…you would never leave the Portland area. Ive heard dudes say they actually moved here to get a job there so they could get the brand new shit for half off…best athletic store you will ever visit, period.
    ^^
    *hangs head* i want to go 2 portland just for that store

  148. Rey Says:

    @ Watcherz–LOL, oh shit.. I remember that. YouTube, mein freund.

  149. pockets Says:

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=mccain%27s+arms&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

  150. pockets Says:

    this eminem show shit is bringing me back to late junior high/freshman year of high school

  151. Rey Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL6wTfTc-uA

    —Made up language rap.

  152. RIGZ Says:

    ..Put the nickel platers to your facial
    bullets aint racial kid, they only hate you
    My nine’ll seem like its a time machine, B.C. date you
    jacking you more than Ripper
    My 5ths an organ shifter
    the human organism lifter
    You’ll be hearing organs, if you’re leaving orphans if ya…

  153. the watcherz Says:

    Rey Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 1:12 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL6wTfTc-uA

    —Made up language rap.
    ^^
    good looking my dude…ah man em is a beast to 5th power

  154. pockets Says:

    o ya didnt em win the vibe contest

  155. nation of moderation Says:

    Oh, and “Eminem Show” Em >>> Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers Em.

    ^ just grab your purse and leave

  156. RIGZ Says:

    say what you want but nobody wants to step over that line with either Mr. Mathers or 3 stacks…

    ^^^

    G Rap is the GOAT flow-er

    No exceptions.

  157. Rey Says:

    3 stacks has retarded good delivery and similes/analogies/metaphors, but in terms of making words actually rhyme? Again–it’s just the technical skill involved in rhyming words, not necessarily the content of his words, you gotta go to Em.

    But yeah, anybody seriously dissing Andre3K would be fucking stupid.

  158. Rey Says:

    nation of moderation Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 1:14 am
    Oh, and “Eminem Show” Em >>> Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers Em.

    ^ just grab your purse and leave

    ***

    *yawn* I bet you miss 1998′s Cam-Pun-DMX-No Limit era, too.

  159. plug Says:

    what up wit the slaughterhouse link???

  160. PW Says:

    Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
    that we riddled some middleman who didn’t do diddily

    youtube.com/watch?v=CA7DvbWy7bs

  161. Rey Says:

    aka the “Hey, you know you’re supposed to rap TO the beat, right?” era.

    And on that note, I’m gone like John McCain’s chances at the white house.

    *daps nahggers*

    Thanks for involving me in the ‘Ye discussion, Eskay.

    ~spicja vanish~

  162. pockets Says:

    “Eminem Show” Em >>> Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers Em

    ^hell fucking yes

    but nothing after eminem show, it went straight downhill from the apex

  163. ShowTime Says:

    Ohh forreal?

    King Mathers is gonna be hot no doubt. He’s been gone for a while but I heard him and Curtis made some track called “Norman Bates Motel” sounds crazy juss from the title… Yall also act like Em has nothin left to talk about, alotta shit happened over his lil hiatus.

    And yea Im wit eskay on the dissapointment of 808′s but irregardless the songs are hot even if he is singin and little rap. Ill still be in line on release date.

  164. RIGZ Says:

    Another syllable perfect verse

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGyRIcFVLv0

    when this ghost verse first came out, i swear I woulda told you its the best verse in the history of rappin

  165. the watcherz Says:

    fubba you cova cubba
    ubba you ubba ooba
    youba can subbabick my
    dabbadick thru a toob-a

  166. pockets Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OBfncn8B8&feature=related

    ^never heard this before

  167. RIGZ Says:

    this Ghostface verse is ridiculous

    he aint even just rhyming to rhyme. He’s actually chattin sense with it. Thats what makes it so amazing

  168. nation of moderation Says:

    i never listened to the eminem show. i know most of the songs, but you know what i mean. Marshal Mathers LP >>>

  169. All Day Every Day Says:

    shyt I dont know Nation thats a tough call homie…..even the em show was just retarded from top to bottom

  170. All Day Every Day Says:

    even though

  171. nation of moderation Says:

    whatever

    808′s & Heartbreak will be dope for what it is. Common & Kanye’s next album won’t disappoint

  172. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    tinyurl.com/4dv5hf

    Best Of Reggie Noble mixtape

  173. pockets Says:

    nation of moderation Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 1:25 am

    whatever

    ^lawl

  174. RIGZ Says:

    I play hard for nine innings, dressed in fine linen
    Cause pussy is the best next thing besides women
    All the positions ive been in couldn’t explain how I’m living
    My vision, my intuition has risen
    Here take a listen, I’m hitting
    Up to bat with precision,
    See Im back in the kitchen,
    Slinging crack to these pigeons,
    For the fact that I’m driven,
    My linebackers is bitching
    Send you back and good riddance,
    Trapped in this mission where snakes and rats is forbidden
    Keep my gun hidden, niggaz is bitches signing petitions
    And they providing convictions
    See I survive through the system
    under the livest conditions
    My riders ride on a mission for snitching
    You get your back blown right out of commission
    Youll be missing like them crazy Christians
    Aswimming with all the fishes
    Your misses will come and visit your body with hugs and kisses
    Now tell me is that nutritious? we party with chips and liquors
    Your wisses is coming with us for real kid they bought me presents
    The difference is this is business big biscuits big figures
    WE CLICK ON RELIGIOUS NIGGAZ FOR ACTING TOO SUPERSTITIOUS
    Move, cause the group is viscous
    Shoot, if you want your wishes to blow
    See trife in the Bentley with a group of bitches

  175. nation of moderation Says:

    word RIGZ… Cormega had no retort

  176. farsideoff Says:

    I’m pretty sure pussy is second to winning, not women?

  177. El Señor Says:

    nigga why the fuck you moderated for

  178. El Señor Says:

    bum ass nigga. logging in weeks with owl eyes.

  179. El Señor Says:

    “should of been a straight shoota.
    but i bet he straight fooled ya.
    did he kiss you on the cheeks after he bought ya”

  180. RIGZ Says:

    # farsideoff Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 1:36 am

    I’m pretty sure pussy is second to winning, not women?

    ^^

    Yeah maybe. I used to have arguments about that all the time too

    I remember in an interview, they asked him how pussy could be better than women, & he gave the classic Ghostface answer

    “Its better than the woman…even though it come from the woman…its just crazy like that…nah’mean?”

    …I dont even think Ghostface remembers what he said lol…

  181. M.Tyson Says:

    he only had one bad album thats all of our favorite had atleast one bad album, if he isnt #1 lyrically he top 5 with Dre,Alcemist,Mr Porter,and Premo this album 10 years from now will be nothing less than another classic vinyl record in the crates

  182. RIGZ Says:

    # nation of moderation Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 1:32 am

    word RIGZ… Cormega had no retort

    ^^

    lol

    Im a Mega fan, but that Ghostface verse woulda bodied ANYTHING

  183. Rockabye Says:

    Swear to God, Em could rap circles around anyone alive given 15 minutes, a pen, and some looseleaf. Raw talent, he’s the effing winner.

  184. Rockabye Says:

    Rhyme of the week: “flakier” with “shakier” with “shake ‘em up” with “take me a” and “trachea.” Holy damn, I wish I could write anything like this.

  185. pockets Says:

    you guys got me so fucked up right now, im fucking listening to Illmatic right now

    beautiful is hip-hop

  186. RIGZ Says:

    # Rockabye Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 1:44 am

    Swear to God, Em could rap circles around anyone alive given 15 minutes, a pen, and some looseleaf. Raw talent, he’s the effing winner.

    ^^

    Em’s ill, but I dunno about alla dat

  187. Rockabye Says:

    What is this Ghost verse people are talking about even from?

  188. RIGZ Says:

    # Rockabye Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 1:48 am

    What is this Ghost verse people are talking about even from?

    ^^

    seek & You shall find

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGyRIcFVLv0

    Off the Legal Hustle album

  189. RIGZ Says:

    1.

  190. Rockabye Says:

    Em’s ill, but I dunno about alla dat

    ^

    It’s very easy to OD on Eminem’s style, weird and out-there as it is, but the basic thing is that he rhymes more intricately and raps more stylistically than pretty much anybody out there, and though half of what he says is so dense that you can’t quite understand it on the first listen, sitting down and reading his stuff is mind-blowing. And I’m really not sure who I’d put up against him.

    Rakim? Jay? Nas? I’m not sure who’s on his lyrical level, but that’s partly because I barely know where it is.

  191. Mag Says:

    Eskay I see big hits for you with a new Em album, can’t be mad….

    Starts Eminem Fansite*

  192. Rockabye Says:

    That verse was fiya.

  193. we stone Says:

    what the shit is this..

  194. plug Says:

    am i the only one having problems wit zshare???

  195. Nanyanen Says:

    verse is good. almost makes up for the waste of $14 that was Encore.

    and he was on some kinda fake british accent thng, not triumph the insult dog

  196. Rockabye Says:

    Lyrics for this one as I’ve transcribed them:

    How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges?
    He’s already got life in jail, man, what the hell is his problem?
    Well, to be honest the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic
    They’ve compelled me to kill this elderly man
    And I get these panic attacks
    Pop a Xanax, relax
    Tryna stick my fuckin’ dick inside a mannequin’s ass
    Then I get manic at prayers
    See the orthodontist get gassed
    Man, it’s kickass
    The first thing I put on is the mask
    Speaking of masks, man, it ain’t too late to have a change of face
    And take it off and show my face so you can see the things you facin’
    Slice you up and cook you after you’re murdered by strangulation
    That’s bacon souffle you makin’, ain’t you? Well, thank you Jason
    There goes one more coma
    Due to blunt force trauma
    Just give me one more Soma
    And I’ll be done for, mama
    Go in the damn broom closet
    Another Valium, lost it
    Shovin’ the vacuum nozzle
    Down the bathroom faucet
    Seems like every day I get a little flakier
    The medication is making my hands a little shakier
    Hand me the 18, now throw it baby, come shake ‘em up
    It’ll only take me a second to choke his trachea
    Breakin’ his neck in eightysome places
    Baby, he’s Shady comes lady
    He’s got the razor-b-blades and the ch-ch-chain-ch-saw, baby
    You b-b-blundering, bumbling m-m-mumbling dum-dum
    Yeah, here I come-come, you hear the rumbling? Vrum-vrum
    There’s something inside of that blue tub and that drum-drum
    My head and torso are some won’ where they come from
    Who they belong to, maybe the girl with the long blonde hair
    Who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom-poms
    Clearly there’s some’ wrong
    ‘Cause she didn’t come home
    She’s missing
    Where is she?
    Something fishy is goin’ on
    I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs
    Now everybody get your dance on to my damn song
    Come on

  197. PHENOMENON Says:

    I haven’t heard the song yet due to Zshare being unable to load in my browser. . .

    And I won’t until it does. I’m loyal.

  198. PHENOMENON Says:

    And I won’t until it does. I’m loyal.

    I don’t think I’ll download it. But I am curious to hear it.

  199. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Nah not really

  200. Young Money Says:

    I f***s with Eminem but he gotta come better than this..

  201. PHENOMENON Says:

    I just heard it.

    Nice.

  202. PW Says:

    Lyrics for this one as I’ve transcribed them:
    ^^

    Someone had a bunch of time on their hands.

  203. PHENOMENON Says:

    Lol, my thoughts exactly.

  204. PW Says:

    Must have taken a bit of effort to do all that.. hmm

    *Turns away, humming*

    “My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I…”

  205. Rockabye Says:

    I had a while. I’m watching Jumpoff battles, so it’s not like I’m really spending that time well.

  206. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Aint nothing worst than a pushy bitch who acts like a single child

  207. truth38 Says:

    eminem in that pic looks like a white boy tryin 2 be eminem in that pic

  208. mek dot Says:

    >^ just grab your purse and leave

    http://tinyurl.com/3pcb3v

  209. moresickaMC Says:

    so word is Freeky styled on Max-B over the wkend? dipset tryin real hard to stop Max-Bs shine….they need to try harder

  210. KilluminattI7 Says:

    ^^^

    oh word- how so…?

    don’t tell me Ezekiel Young Berg’d tha Wavy One

  211. moresickaMC Says:

    Wave>Splash

  212. YBY Says:

    # RIGZ Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 1:22 am

    this Ghostface verse is ridiculous

    he aint even just rhyming to rhyme. He’s actually chattin sense with it. Thats what makes it so amazing

    ^ Yeah, and that is why Rey is right about Eminem as the best when it just comes to rhyming. If you look at some of his best songs, it’s like everything is rhyming, rhyme structure is ridiculously complex, and yet everything makes sense and he’s telling a story.

    To me, only Andre 3k comes close, he makes even more sense while sacrificing some “rhyminess”. Andre usually doesn’t waste one word in telling his story, which is extremely impressive. That Ghost verse is ridic, but he’s not consistent. (Neither is Em, when it comes to making good songs, but on what Rey was talking about, just raw rhyming and yet making sense, Em is king).

  213. Nanyanen Says:

    Heather > Max

    Al Sure > Max

    Real > Max

    Cuban > Max

    Rabbit > Max

    Legit > Max

  214. sleep Says:

    I’m looking GQ in my bannana republic suit this morning.

    Mccain had a couple quotables last night

    If you wanted to run against george bush you shouldve ran 4 yrs ago

  215. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Eminem can really flow, when he wants to- glad he’s out of Crank Yanker (nhjic) mode

  216. D_Block_4_life Says:

    The Eminem Show is my favorite Em album….

    Seriois Em > Wacky Em

    Although wacky Em is what made him so popular

  217. D_Block_4_life Says:

    What up Ike

  218. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    From the huffington post:

    Not to harp on facial expressions but Democrats are absolutely giddy (and sometimes irate) over the way McCain presented himself during tonight’s debate – everything from his eye rolls to his cadence.

    A Democratic researcher spent the evening counting the Arizona Republican’s blinks, and tallied more than 3,000 during the night’s affair — three thousand blinks in a 90-minute time span. They even compressed a 30-second clip of those blinks into a nine second video

  219. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Seriois Em > Wacky Em
    ^^^
    Serious***

  220. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    so word is Freeky styled on Max-B over the wkend? dipset tryin real hard to stop Max-Bs shine….they need to try harder
    ^^^^
    Is that true?? where did you see that at? ha this is funny, niggas said max b got jumped and they took him to the hospital but i didnt know that was freeky?????

    hip hop is falling off

  221. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    whaddup, Dblock

  222. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    either my google game is weak or it doesn’t exist on the internet yet…either way, this is the 3rd straight week i hear about max b having to fight, hes been shot at, jumped, hit with a bottle and a bunch of other shit in these past few months…

    thats not wavy

  223. D_Block_4_life Says:

    RUMORED “808′s & Heartbreak” tracklist

    1.”Welcome to Heartbreak”
    2.”Heartless”
    3.”Love Lockdown”
    4.”Robocop”
    5.”Anyway”
    6.”Streetlights”
    7.”Say You Will”
    8.”Bad News”
    9.”Amazing” featuring Young Jeezy
    10.”Tell Everybody That You Know” featuring Lil Wayne
    11.”Coldest Winter”
    12.”Straight Boobies and Asses Status” featuring Barak Obama

  224. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    catching beef in you’re own hood is not wavy

    blaming niggs for not bailing you out is not wavy

    having a bird chest at 5’6 in not wavy

    max p needs to stop poppin pills and keep making music

    and stray away from this hood shit befor he get stack bundled early

  225. Joe 88 Says:

    No Homo

  226. spirit equality Says:

    o me, only Andre 3k comes close, he makes even more sense while sacrificing some “rhyminess”.

    andre three stacks >>>> em

    andre can make a verse about meeting a girl in whole foods sound fly. no one on earth can do that shit but him.

    and dre has 14 years of dope rap verses and not one weak one in the bunch. no one’s fucking with that level of consistency, except maybe black thought.

  227. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Luda and wayne gotta song i forgot the name real quick but wow wayne goes in, quote me on that, i won’t be able to hear that shit again till it leaks, i was tempted to take my phone out and start recording….that luda album is gonna be fucking fire

    luda > tip

  228. D_Block_4_life Says:

    blaming niggs for not bailing you out is not wavy
    ^^^
    In my neck of the woods if your on someones team and their feasting, its your duty to bail your man out….just saying

  229. Joe 88 Says:

    I don’t belive none of these niggas

  230. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 8:58 am
    blaming niggs for not bailing you out is not wavy
    ^^^
    In my neck of the woods if your on someones team and their feasting, its your duty to bail your man out….just saying
    ^^^
    Nah im sure in bk you supose to have that bail money if you out there like that, but i feel what you saying, if you wanna protect your business investment they you would get him out of jail but jim aint pay no where near 2 million to sign max b, why would you pay that much to bail him out?? from a business sense you don’t do it, im not sure how close they were befor this music shit, but it matters

  231. D_Block_4_life Says:

    that luda album is gonna be fucking fire
    ^^^
    Word, im feeling everything is has out (no), that shit with Game, the shit with T-pain and the joint with Chris brown….decent music

  232. Joe 88 Says:

    I’m sure his bail wasn’t 2 million. they prolly paid 10% of 2 million.

  233. D_Block_4_life Says:

    but jim aint pay no where near 2 million to sign max b, why would you pay that much to bail him out?
    ^^^^
    Woodro you know you dont really pay 2 mill, i think its 10% of any proposed bail…just saying

  234. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Daps joe on a rare agreement

  235. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    you gotta go by what max is saying, he’s saying its 2 million bail, why lie?? im sure it wasn’t 2 mill, but i mean you heard what he said he got charged for?? i dont know, his stories be all over the place….that nigga is gon change his name, he gon drop the max b, prob go by biggavelli or some shit or just max biggavells or some shit, jim owns his publishing, why would jim let that go, just to be an asshole he wont

  236. El Señor Says:

    step your legal game up

  237. D_Block_4_life Says:

    I promise niggas the day i see the light and start listening to Max B i will make a PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT (c) Billz

  238. b-ease Says:

    Whats good Nah? *daps all in vicinity*

    My boss is in his office (right behind my desk), so I can’t listen to this Em shit right now. What’s the consensus? Feedback seems pretty positive so far…

  239. Joe 88 Says:

    If jimmy did pay the whole 2 million, he’ll get it back when the case is over, that’s how it always go, if you pay the whole thing you’ll get your money back unless the person that was bailed out skips trial.

    That’s how bail bonds make there money, they lower the 10% to 8, or as low as 3%, then get all of there money back when the trial is over, but if you skip trial they also have these things on there pay roll called “bounty hunters” & trust me, you don’t want them on ya ass. They’ll beat the fuck out of you for you making them look for you, lol

  240. cOLD Says:

    you’d think once a rapper has crossed over is comercially viable, plus got his acting chops up, that’ll give him more incentive to not make an album following the typical template. Luda’s a cornball straight up.

  241. Big Homie Says:

    This Em joint goes hard

    What up ya’ll?

  242. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Co signs Joe’s assessment

  243. sleep Says:

    I wonder if jennifer hudson lost weight would her tittes still look lickable

  244. b-ease Says:

    Luda’s a cornball straight up.

    ^^
    co-sign. I haven’t been able to fuck with dude (ll) since Chicken and Beer. That song with Chris Brown is pure excrement.

  245. Joe 88 Says:

    Luda’s a cornball straight up.

    ^pretty much. He’s a lame

    a pig and a blanket, smoke & a pancake – Luda

  246. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Daps Cold, Ease and BH

  247. OJ Simpson Says:

    Em shouldve spinrgledsome t-pain on this

  248. cOLD Says:

    Whats good Nah? *daps all in vicinity*

    My boss is in his office (right behind my desk), so I can’t listen to this Em shit right now. What’s the consensus? Feedback seems pretty positive so far…

    ^ Like eskay pointed out earlier when he posted the SING FOR THE MOMENT lyrics…

    this new Em shit is dope, but it remains to be seen heard, if he can still deiliver those type bars that made him. (nope)

  249. Big Homie Says:

    I wonder if jennifer hudson lost weight would her tittes still look lickable

    ^ She’d still get it now too

  250. sleep Says:

    Is elvis duran and z100 zoo hip hop?

  251. cOLD Says:

    sup my nahgas.

  252. b-ease Says:

    *daps BH*

    Yo, what’s popping in DC this weekend? I know Dream’s (I never liked the new name) gonna be a madhouse tomorrow, so I aint fucking with it, what’s the ill happy hour spot on Friday? And what’s poppin on Saturday in general?

  253. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Like eskay pointed out earlier when he posted the SING FOR THE MOMENT lyrics…
    ^^^
    Joe Buddens “Sing for the Moment” or Eminems “Sing for the Moment”????

  254. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Joe thats the obvious, but are you stating that to give a reason that jim should have paid that bail cause he would of just got the doe back???

    i dont know too many people that would do that for a worker, i mean if the bail is high and its the niggas fault, that nigga is supose to do that time, unless thats my right hand mans or its a situation that i feel the nigga won’t jump bail or its nessassary to have this person out on bail

    then yeah ill put that bread up

  255. Beezy Says:

    *Daps breakfast crew*

    Phillies >>>

    Max B >>>

  256. Joe 88 Says:

    Fuck DC.

    I’m hating right now, don’t mind me.

    *Chills in lexington market next to dope fiend speedy*

  257. cOLD Says:

    Joe Buddens “Sing for the Moment” or Eminems “Sing for the Moment”????

    ^Em. D-block he went all the way in on that joint. Like he was mad translucent.

  258. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    someone who already successfully dloaded this track and the kanye track…please re-up a link cause both them joints are not workin…badongo, zshare, rapidshare…shits all fucked up.

    help ya boy MTF out.

  259. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    *daps all*

    * high fives beezy*

    you know why, my nigga. . . . . WE GOIN TO THE CHIP!

  260. OJ Simpson Says:

    heartless is going tobe a smash

  261. cOLD Says:

    then yeah ill put that bread up

    ^what if none of that is the case. Suppose it was strickly a business move on Jims part, meaning if I kick out this much in bail (that I know im gonna get back), This nigga gone earn me that and some. On some Suge Pac shit.

  262. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 9:16 am

    I wonder if jennifer hudson lost weight would her tittes still look lickable

    ^ She’d still get it now too

    ^^^

    you seen her lately…and her album cover?…she lookin top notch now in that Jill Scott (actually I think shes slighty slimmer then Jilly from Philly) and she is look top notch.

  263. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Em. D-block he went all the way in on that joint. Like he was mad translucent.
    ^^^
    I with you on this one (no), i just wanted to know if niggas thought Buddens was better…Em is a maniac pun intended….

  264. OJ Simpson Says:

    %daps mark t-wain fame&

  265. M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    Wat up?

  266. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # OJ Simpson Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 9:24 am

    %daps mark t-wain fame&

    ^^^

    wtf?!…

    man get ya “* *” right aight…

    *daps Freshly Squeezed aka Man in The White Bronco*

  267. cOLD Says:

    I with you on this one (no), i just wanted to know if niggas thought Buddens was better…Em is a maniac pun intended….

    ^shit that I will like to see come to fruition but never will.

    * an Em verse tacked on to the slaughter house
    * 2 more verse from jay and Nas added on to Black republicans
    * Dre’s chronic album being released this year
    * Kapri styles being stuck on the highway with a flat tire, on a rainy day, and I just happen to unexpectedly pass by and help.

  268. Joe 88 Says:

    Well on record they was all buddy buddy (maxy & jim) and Jimmy was “ballin” so I don’t see why he wouldn’t put the bail up, just to get it back, Jimmy said he bailed him out & max signed his pub to jimmy so yeah, that’s a good investment, a win win since they had a fall out

    Now from a hood perspective, like niggas was 8 ballin it up, naw, just cause I can’t & the money put to the side is my bail money, how i’m gonna bail myself out if I spent the doe bailing another nigga out? I had a friend that kept getting locked up like every other day, but the hood had love for him, so we scrambled up & balied him out numerous times, he thought he had to pay us back which we wasn’t trippin over, he went & robbed a nigga & ended up getting 11 years, the point of this story is if we wouldn’t have bailed him out, he wouldn’t have caught the 11 cause he would’ve been waiting for his other trials in jail, sometimes you gotta let a nigga sit and get his head clear. Besides the brolic fellas, rick rawwwwws’s & gumps, prison can open your mind up & if you allow it too.

  269. Beezy Says:

    you know why, my nigga. . . . . WE GOIN TO THE CHIP!

    ^*Daps Mr. Pap*

    *Books hotel for night of parade*

  270. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    lol!

    %also daps mark twain fame&

    that shit is powerful right there. . . .

  271. Silo Says:

    Damn he got the internets goin’ nuts!!!

  272. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *daps Ghost*

  273. cOLD Says:

    *daps Ghost*

    ^impossible.

  274. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    ^*Daps Mr. Pap*

    *Books hotel for night of parade*

    ^^
    don’t forget that kevlar, homie. . . . if we win our first major championship in 28 years, the bullets are gonna fly. . . .

  275. Big Homie Says:

    J Hudson could always get it. I always had a thing for her. I like her mouth. She looks like she can deep throat.

    Love is the spot on Friday. I’ll be up in there. Diddy, Bun B, Willie D, Dip Set, Hell Rell, David Banner, Young Buck, B.G. Rich Boy, 8 Ball & MJG, Jadakiss, Maino, Lil Scrappy, Biz Markie, DJ SNS, Big Tigger, Lance Gross, and others. I heard the DC Museum got something going on as well if you want something low and chill for that night. Ibiza is also the spot on Fridays as well.

    Saturday, Diddy got a party at the Park. Layla is another spot to party at. H20 as well but I do not fuck with that club. Cafe Asia is the spot on Saturdays and I believe Benhameen is djing there and he is no joke on the 1s and 2s. Republic is also another spot on Saturdays and they have an after party from 2am to 10am I believe.

    Tonight the Park is the spot which is all I know.

    Ya boy getting fucked up this weekend best believe that.

  276. BEZ Says:

    This is right on time. After the presidential debate too.

    This is one of those mornings I was talking bout!

  277. M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 9:29 am
    *daps Ghost*

    ^
    *daps*

    U got the Heartless and the Em track you was asking for? I got them but it’s a home…..

  278. RIGZ Says:

    That Ghost verse is ridic, but he’s not consistent. (Neither is Em, when it comes to making good songs, but on what Rey was talking about, just raw rhyming and yet making sense, Em is king).

    ^^^

    But in my opinion, Ghostface MC is the most consistent of ALL TIME.

    Excluding NOBODY

  279. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *Daps the Pap*

  280. cOLD Says:

    This is right on time. After the presidential debate too.

    This is one of those mornings I was talking bout!

    ^good god, your life sucks…

  281. RIGZ Says:

    *Spudz everyone*

    *Leaves*

  282. Big Homie Says:

    * Kapri styles being stuck on the highway with a flat tire, on a rainy day, and I just happen to unexpectedly pass by and help.

    ^ I love Kapri Styles … http://www.tinyurl.com/4dnump

  283. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    how many Em Fans (Stanleys) we had randomly interrupting on this post…mofos that come outta nowhere…

  284. cOLD Says:

    But in my opinion, Ghostface MC is the most consistent of ALL TIME.

    ^that ghost verse you posted was not one of his greater, shit sounded kinda forced, when you actually listen. Now the Ghost from Iron Man, Supreme clientel >>>>

  285. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 9:33 am

    This is right on time. After the presidential debate too.

    This is one of those mornings I was talking bout!

    ^good god, your life sucks…

    ^^^

    GATTT!!!

    *throws co-workers glazed donut out the window, throws his coffee on his lap*

  286. Joe 88 Says:

    You can roll a boulder from 30 yards away in kapri styles pussy. Aint no pounding that, she’s finished, I bet new borns can fall out her shit , she’d be in labor for like 10 minutes

  287. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # M-Lito aka Ghost Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 9:29 am
    *daps Ghost*

    ^
    *daps*

    U got the Heartless and the Em track you was asking for? I got them but it’s a home…..

    ^^^

    naw none of those damn links are workin at all either dont load up or theres an error or the shit says the song is gone…illegal mumbojumbo…

  288. cOLD Says:

    You can roll a boulder from 30 yards away in kapri styles pussy. Aint no pounding that, she’s finished, I bet new borns can fall out her shit , she’d be in labor for like 10 minutes

    ^…this has been another GATTTT moment sponsered boy Joe 88.

  289. b-ease Says:

    But in my opinion, Ghostface MC is the most consistent of ALL TIME.

    Excluding NOBODY

    ^^
    I really can’t disagree with that. His verse off “Impossible” will send a fucking chill thru your spine.

  290. cOLD Says:

    ^so what you saying Joe you wouldnt smash?

  291. b-ease Says:

    cOLD Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 9:33 am
    This is right on time. After the presidential debate too.

    This is one of those mornings I was talking bout!

    ^good god, your life sucks…

    ^^
    LOL, you really lived up your moniker with this one.

  292. Joe 88 Says:

    ^so what you saying Joe you wouldnt smash?

    ^Hell yeah, but my mind would be somewhere else tho, her fake moaning would get me mad, lol

  293. cOLD Says:

    His verse off “Impossible” will send a fucking chill thru your spine.

    ^sizzle.

  294. Joe 88 Says:

    cOLD Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 9:33 am
    This is right on time. After the presidential debate too.

    This is one of those mornings I was talking bout!

    ^good god, your life sucks…

    ^^
    LOL, you really lived up your moniker with this one.

    ^Oh shit I just peeped that

    *Dead*

  295. cOLD Says:

    b-ease Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 9:38 am
    cOLD Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 9:33 am
    This is right on time. After the presidential debate too.

    This is one of those mornings I was talking bout!

    ^good god, your life sucks…

    ^^
    LOL, you really lived up your moniker with this one.

    ^ just doing my part following tradition…. You know there was a time when none descripts couldnt comment without being verbally jousted.

  296. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 9:35 am

    You can roll a boulder from 30 yards away in kapri styles pussy. Aint no pounding that, she’s finished, I bet new borns can fall out her shit , she’d be in labor for like 10 minutes

    ^^^

    her pussy was the setting for the movie The Descent…trappin and killin all those british white girls…she dangerous watch out!

    mofos gettin lost for 10 years while spelunking in her vagi-gi.

  297. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    you could hold a shuttle launch outta kapri styles’ pussy. . . .

  298. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    b-ease Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 9:38 am
    cOLD Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 9:33 am
    This is right on time. After the presidential debate too.

    This is one of those mornings I was talking bout!

    ^good god, your life sucks…

    ^^
    LOL, you really lived up your moniker with this one.

    ^ just doing my part following tradition…. You know there was a time when none descripts couldnt comment without being verbally jousted.

    ^^^

    amen to that…

  299. sleep Says:

    I give jennifer hudson a 6 on a scale of 10.

  300. Big Homie Says:

    I wonder what those Chinese characters on her ass means?

    Anybody know?

    lol

  301. b-ease Says:

    ^ just doing my part following tradition…. You know there was a time when none descripts couldnt comment without being verbally jousted.

    ^^
    Good shit.

  302. Joe 88 Says:

    I wonder what those Chinese characters on her ass means?

    ^Caution, flashlights & hard hats are recommended in this tunnel?

  303. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    I wonder what those Chinese characters on her ass means?

    Anybody know?

    lol

    ^^^
    Enter Here.

  304. cOLD Says:

    I wonder what those Chinese characters on her ass means?

    ^Caution, flashlights & hard hats are recommended in this tunnel?

    lol, supposed its says (have) (Aids)

  305. b-ease Says:

    I wonder what those Chinese characters on her ass means?

    ^^
    Stupid whore?

  306. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # sleep Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 9:44 am

    I give jennifer hudson a 6 on a scale of 10.

    ^^^
    7.5, thats cause I like thick women.

  307. cOLD Says:

    I give jennifer hudson a 6 on a scale of 10.

    ^it this an all around assesment like, finances, potential future earnings, or is this based on looks alone?

    On looks alone she gets a 5.7, all around 7.5 maybe 8

  308. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    I wonder what those Chinese characters on her ass means?

    ^^^

    please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.

  309. Big Homie Says:

    7.5, thats cause I like thick women.

    ^ Yea I was gonna move her up to a 7 at least

    LOL at (have) (aids) and stupid whore

  310. PHENOMENON Says:

    I couldn’t do porn.

    Morals aside. . . I just think it would ruin sex for me.

  311. Chase Says:

    *Daps to all*

    Whats good peoples. On today’s agenda:

    jim aint pay no where near 2 million to sign max b, why would you pay that much to bail him out?? from a business sense you don’t do it, im not sure how close they were befor this music shit

    ^Jimmy should have paid that shit because Max made him famous. Seriously, Jimmy was Cam’s man until Max started writing his rhymes and his hooks. I can’t vouch for the first album that Jimmy did, but the second and third album, all the best songs had Max’s fingerprint on them. Hell even this latest shit still has Max’s DNA on it [ll]. Off of principle alone, he was supposed to go get his man.

  312. Beezy Says:

    I couldn’t do porn.

    Morals aside. . . I just think it would ruin sex for me.

    >>And that shit looks boring, jsut pretending to fuck a bitch for hours. Behind the scenes shit and porn outakes are some funny as shit to watch.

  313. cOLD Says:

    PHENOMENON Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 9:51 am
    I couldn’t do porn.

    Morals aside. . . I just think it would ruin sex for me.

    ^lol, seems like a dream job when you’re pubescent. Now not so much.

    yo that guy that does the Americas Dirtiest Job shit on Discovery channel, has yet to try his hand at porn. And thats a dirty fucking job.

  314. Beezy Says:

    jim aint pay no where near 2 million to sign max b, why would you pay that much to bail him out?? from a business sense you don’t do it, im not sure how close they were befor this music shit

    ^Jimmy should have paid that shit because Max made him famous. Seriously, Jimmy was Cam’s man until Max started writing his rhymes and his hooks. I can’t vouch for the first album that Jimmy did, but the second and third album, all the best songs had Max’s fingerprint on them. Hell even this latest shit still has Max’s DNA on it [ll]. Off of principle alone, he was supposed to go get his man.

    >>I came way late to this…but I doubt Jimmy put down the $2M to bail Max out…he prob just put down 10% to the bail bondsman. And in return Max signed away like 10 albums. Jimmy owns Max for the better part of his career (c) Puffy and the Lox

  315. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    yo, did you nigras remember to vote today!?

    just click my name and get your vote on. . . . YES WE CAN!

    LMAO!!

  316. M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    yo that guy that does the Americas Dirtiest Job shit on Discovery channel, has yet to try his hand at porn. And thats a dirty fucking job.

    ^
    That’s knida AYOish

  317. Beezy Says:

    yo, did you nigras remember to vote today!?

    just click my name and get your vote on. . . . YES WE CAN!

    LMAO!!

    ^Throw us a link.

  318. PHENOMENON Says:

    I know alot of guys admire porn stars from afar but I know wouldn’t dare put their penis inside them.

    I know I wouldn’t even want to touch them. They seem like they would be sticky if you touch them. . . and not durring sex or anything, I mean at all times.

  319. Chase Says:

    yo, did you nigras remember to vote today!?

    just click my name and get your vote on. . . . YES WE CAN!

    ^For a second, I thought you meant that they now have online voting for the election…

    Little did I know…

  320. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    plus it’s just called Dirty Jobs jeez cOLD!…gosh

    …Mike Rowe for President!…

  321. PHENOMENON Says:

    Mike Rowe.

    I’m a fan.

  322. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 9:33 am
    * Kapri styles being stuck on the highway with a flat tire, on a rainy day, and I just happen to unexpectedly pass by and help.

    ^ I love Kapri Styles … http://www.tinyurl.com/4dnump

    ^^^
    thats my Bitch right Chea… Sexy boney whore broad with a Bubble…

  323. Chase Says:

    Pap, what past character on real world would you think you would be most like.

    Me, I would be like that nigga Tron from the Mad Real World… LOL

  324. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Who the fuck is Joe the Plumber? is that you Joe88?

  325. Joe 88 Says:

    Behind the scenes shit and porn outakes are some funny as shit to watch.

    ^What a minute, where do you watch porn outakes? I seen some on this one flick, those porn niggas are clowns, corny as fuck, prolly couldn’t bag a bitch on the street, no homo but can you imagine how wack a nigga like wesley pipes spit game is? (a/n/h)

    But besides that, he’s like the funniest porn nigga ever

    Hype that ass up

    Don’t you move

    ugh, ugh, ugh

    your mamma know what you doing with that mouth of yours?

    *dead*

  326. Beezy Says:

    DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 9:59 am
    Who the fuck is Joe the Plumber? is that you Joe88?

    ^Zeke the Plumber > Joe the Plumber

  327. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Who the fuck is Joe the Plumber? is that you Joe88?
    ^^^
    I just fucken quit

  328. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # PHENOMENON Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 9:57 am

    I know alot of guys admire porn stars from afar but I know wouldn’t dare put their penis inside them.

    I know I wouldn’t even want to touch them. They seem like they would be sticky if you touch them. . . and not durring sex or anything, I mean at all times.

    ^^^

    and have that fruity stripper lotion on with the little glitter everywhere.

  329. cOLD Says:

    That’s knida AYOish

    ^yea it was, thought about that for a sec, but then if thats ayoish all Porn is that isnt girl on girl. My set my HD tv up in such a way it filters out any and all penis shots.

  330. J.B. Says:

    Maybe it’s just me, but Em sounds like he’s on that Marshall Mathers LP flow. (Remember Me) (c) Eminem.

  331. Joe 88 Says:

    Who the fuck is Joe the Plumber? is that you Joe88?

    ^lol, naw, but that sound like some porn shit (n/h)

  332. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Mccain is a greezy old man, Obama is just too laid back to even try go tick for tack, he’s on cruise control

  333. cOLD Says:

    thats my Bitch right Chea… Sexy boney whore broad with a Bubble…

    ^word with a mean strut. smelling like weave and black n milds.

  334. Joe 88 Says:

    Zeke the Plumber > Joe the Plumber

    ^D.P from martin > Zeke the Plumber > Joe the Plumber

    Gina: We can’t have a funeral for this guy w/o giving him a name

    Martin: I got a name for him………D.P

    Gina: Awwwww martin that’s so sweet what does it mean?

    Martin: Dead plumber

    Martin = G.O.A.T sitcom

  335. PHENOMENON Says:

    Yes, I enjoy Wesly Pipes Scenes on the stregnth that he says the ilest things most times.

    Funny guy.

    No hands gurl, no hands.

  336. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    thats my Bitch right Chea… Sexy boney whore broad with a Bubble…

    ^word with a mean strut. smelling like weave and black n milds.
    ^^
    i see you been to brooklyn

  337. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Chase Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Pap, what past character on real world would you think you would be most like.

    Me, I would be like that nigga Tron from the Mad Real World… LOL

    ^^^

    I’m Theo…wait he was from Road Rules. whatever…

  338. Chase Says:

    Yall dudes watch waaaay too much porn

  339. benhameen Says:

    Cafe Asia is the spot on Saturdays and I believe Benhameen is djing there and he is no joke on the 1s and 2s.

  340. PHENOMENON Says:

    Zeke the Plumber?

    Isn’t that an old Nickelodeon reference to “Are You Afraid of The Dark”?

  341. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    nobody can re-up the Em and Ye tracks?…ya’ll some damn bums…

    *kicks rocks*

  342. benhameen Says:

    ^
    word up

  343. Beezy Says:

    Zeke the Plumber?

    Isn’t that an old Nickelodeon reference to “Are You Afraid of The Dark”?

    ^^Yezzur.

  344. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # PHENOMENON Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 10:07 am

    Zeke the Plumber?

    Isn’t that an old Nickelodeon reference to “Are You Afraid of The Dark”?

    ^^^

    holy shitcakes!!!…wow that just totally popped in my head…

  345. benhameen Says:

    em is at the spot

  346. Joe 88 Says:

    Wesley pipes is the funniest ever. The talking before the scene is classic, the fake ass senario”s they be in is classic

    *Two niggas in the car (not counting the camera man)

    pull up on that fine young bitch right chea nigga

    *rolls window down*

    what you doing round these parts? You know it’s dangerous, how bout you get in this car & suck both our dicks?

    Insert female porn star name here____________

    okay

    *dead*

  347. Beezy Says:

    Zeke the Plumber?

    Isn’t that an old Nickelodeon reference to “Are You Afraid of The Dark”?

    ^Ol no nose havin ass nigga.

  348. M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    Them porn chicks got rubber skin….when you touch them it feels fake

  349. cOLD Says:

    its obvious most you niggas live seemingly positive lives: work 9-5; got a girl or wifey; go out from time to time…. But do any of you ever feel the urge to do something really stupid and bad. Like your lives are too polished and clean a “square” if you will. I get the urge like I need to fuck up a little from time to time just to balance shit out. Is it just me?

  350. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Yes, I enjoy Wesly Pipes Scenes on the stregnth that he says the ilest things most times.
    ^^^
    AYO

  351. PHENOMENON Says:

    Has anyone taken up my recomendation and checked for a woman that goes by the name of Alayah Sashu?

  352. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Chase Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Yall dudes watch waaaay too much porn

    ^^^

    no no no…you just watch waaaay to less!…ha! so there!

  353. Joe 88 Says:

    benhameen Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 10:06 am
    Cafe Asia is the spot on Saturdays and I believe Benhameen is djing there and he is no joke on the 1s and 2s.

    ^Why was I reading this & when I got to your name I realized you was talking bout yourself, lol

  354. cOLD Says:

    ^word with a mean strut. smelling like weave and black n milds.
    ^^
    i see you been to brooklyn

    ^That aint just BK Digi

    Newark > Bk.

  355. benhameen Says:

    ^Why was I reading this & when I got to your name I realized you was talking bout yourself, lol

    I actually was quoting big homie but forgot to quote him…so yeah.

  356. Backatit Says:

    I think Kapri’s vagi-gi is dubbed “the bridge to nowhere”

  357. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Pap, what past character on real world would you think you would be most like.

    Me, I would be like that nigga Tron from the Mad Real World… LOL

    ^^^

    I’m Theo…wait he was from Road Rules. whatever…

    ^^^
    nah, theo was on chicago. . . .

    i’d be a mix of teck from miami and . . . . david from new orleans. . .

    you know, the nigga that was on chappelle’s show singing “come on be my baby tonight”?

    swee da boo dee da bo daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . . come on be my baby toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. . . .

    LMAO!!!!!!!

  358. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # PHENOMENON Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    Has anyone taken up my recomendation and checked for a woman that goes by the name of Alayah Sashu?

    ^^^

    *writes down name*

    Uhhh…I’ll let you know.

  359. PHENOMENON Says:

    Ayo or no ayo. . .

    I don’t think you’ll find many that haven’t at least chuckled and some of the things he says in those tapes.

  360. Chase Says:

    no no no…you just watch waaaay to less!…ha! so there!

    ^If you say so. On average, yall watch porn what just about daily???

  361. Joe 88 Says:

    The spinoff names in porn is classic too

    Wesley snipes pipes

    Tyra bannnnnnks

    Janet jackson jac’me

    Can’t really think of no more. You can’t have all of your marbles to do porn, flatout. Remember the darkskin bitch from “in the house” she got a flick out, & she smoke crack, she let some niggas G her out, humans are weird

  362. Beezy Says:

    @ Mr. Pap

    Give me a link so I can vote. Make it easy on a nigga…

  363. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    its obvious most you niggas live seemingly positive lives: work 9-5; got a girl or wifey; go out from time to time…. But do any of you ever feel the urge to do something really stupid and bad. Like your lives are too polished and clean a “square” if you will. I get the urge like I need to fuck up a little from time to time just to balance shit out. Is it just me?

    ^^^

    I see what you sayin…randomly I get those urges…but I hate drama and bullshit so that also hurts my chances of doing something at least bad…something stupid is always up for grabs…you know I white so…Jackass antics all around.

  364. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    humans are weird

    ***You been hanging around Cold to long, lol..(none)

  365. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Beezy Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:14 am
    @ Mr. Pap

    Give me a link so I can vote. Make it easy on a nigga…

    ***that jawn has more “ayos” that the script from “Rocky”

  366. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    # PHENOMENON Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    Has anyone taken up my recomendation and checked for a woman that goes by the name of Alayah Sashu?

    ^^^
    nicest ass in porn. . . . . that shit is immaculate.. .

    @ Beezy

    click my name.

  367. Beezy Says:

    @ Mr. Pap

    Give me a link so I can vote. Make it easy on a nigga…

    ***that jawn has more “ayos” that the script from “Rocky”

    >>Your reachin.

  368. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    Backatit Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:12 am
    I think Kapri’s vagi-gi is dubbed “the bridge to nowhere”

    ^^^
    (Cockface McCain Voice)
    …and i my friends… would cross that bridge…

  369. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Chase Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 10:14 am

    no no no…you just watch waaaay to less!…ha! so there!

    ^If you say so. On average, yall watch porn what just about daily???

    ^^^

    I randomly a few times a month…matters cause I don’t have a internet connection at the crib…

  370. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I get the urge like I need to fuck up a little from time to time just to balance shit out. Is it just me?

    ***nah, I think that’s human nature, to try to break up the monotony (no “Summertime”)…Plus, if you do everything right, all the time, nobody cares- if you fuck up from time to time, people are more likely to appreciate it when you make a concerted effort to do the right thing….

  371. PHENOMENON Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=Xuz-jDcOSiQ&feature=related

    ^ ^ ^
    Lol, awww man, this fu*king guy.

    Every week at City Council with this guy.

  372. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Beezy Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:17 am
    @ Mr. Pap

    Give me a link so I can vote. Make it easy on a nigga…

    ***that jawn has more “ayos” that the script from “Rocky”

    >>Your reachin.

    ***Nope, it’s simple mathematics…”give me a link”+make it easy on a nigga=AYO

  373. Big Homie Says:

    Cafe Asia is the spot on Saturdays and I believe Benhameen is djing there and he is no joke on the 1s and 2s.

    ^ lol

  374. M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    its obvious most you niggas live seemingly positive lives: work 9-5; got a girl or wifey; go out from time to time…. But do any of you ever feel the urge to do something really stupid and bad. Like your lives are too polished and clean a “square” if you will. I get the urge like I need to fuck up a little from time to time just to balance shit out. Is it just me?

    ^
    Nah I get the urge sometimes too but I don’t go through with it…..like sometimes I’d call me ex to see if I could hit it……but as soon as I hear her talk the shit just turn me off…..then I remember why we broke up….

  375. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    damn that dinner is makin it’s way back around…

    *runs to b-room*

    sorry ladies that are reading…

    but it’s deuce deuce time.

  376. Joe 88 Says:

    If you say so. On average, yall watch porn what just about daily???

    ^Ha, hell no, I just can’t “watch porn” I have a goal when I watch porn, & when I reach it, DVD goes back in the sock dresser. I know niggas that can watch porn like a TV show, niggas be doing there taxes with the best of pinky on in the backround. I think we all have that homie that expects you to watch porn like how he watch it, you’ll go over his house he be like

    yooooooooo, you gotta see this bitch right here, she is so phat, she can make her ass clap to the black national anthem

    I be the dude like “naw yo, turn this shit off, I aint tryna watch this with you, but uh, let me hold that when I leave” lol

  377. PHENOMENON Says:

    >>nicest ass in porn. . . . . that shit is immaculate. . .

    Yes, Alayah Sashu is something.

    And Angel Lola business. No cuts, no incissions.

    That sh*t’s organic.

  378. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    I see what you sayin…randomly I get those urges…but I hate drama and bullshit so that also hurts my chances of doing something at least bad…something stupid is always up for grabs…you know I white so…Jackass antics all around.

    ^^
    now that i’m older, and the prospect of big boy jail is apparent, the urge to do hoodrat things with my friends has dwindled. . .

    when i was a wee lad, and all i had to worry about was juvie. . . “my attitude was fuck cuz mutha fuckas loved it”

  379. RIGZ Says:

    *Returns*

    I’m totally convinced McCain is a Reptillian…He just moves like a Lizard-Hybrid

    Word to David Icke

    *Leaves again*

  380. moresickaMC Says:

    thats Eminems stunt double

  381. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:19 am
    If you say so. On average, yall watch porn what just about daily???

    ^Ha, hell no, I just can’t “watch porn” I have a goal when I watch porn, & when I reach it, DVD goes back in the sock dresser. I know niggas that can watch porn like a TV show, niggas be doing there taxes with the best of pinky on in the backround. I think we all have that homie that expects you to watch porn like how he watch it, you’ll go over his house he be like

    yooooooooo, you gotta see this bitch right here, she is so phat, she can make her ass clap to the black national anthem

    I be the dude like “naw yo, turn this shit off, I aint tryna watch this with you, but uh, let me hold that when I leave” lol

    ^^^
    yea, i cant get into it like that, i’ll watch 10-20 minutes, tops…

  382. M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:17 am
    I get the urge like I need to fuck up a little from time to time just to balance shit out. Is it just me?

    ***nah, I think that’s human nature, to try to break up the monotony (no “Summertime”)…Plus, if you do everything right, all the time, nobody cares- if you fuck up from time to time, people are more likely to appreciate it when you make a concerted effort to do the right thing….

    ^
    Whoa that’s deep…..never looked at it that way (no homo)

  383. cOLD Says:

    ***nah, I think that’s human nature, to try to break up the monotony (no “Summertime”)…Plus, if you do everything right, all the time, nobody cares- if you fuck up from time to time, people are more likely to appreciate it when you make a concerted effort to do the right thing….

    ^thats real talk. Word to my plastered smile entering the crib everday after work. I’m thinking I need to fuck up a lil something, wifey getting to used to me being super Dad/husband. Lol maybe I wont take out the trash tonight. ha.

  384. Beezy Says:

    roxxy reynolds is my favorite porno starlet (google her. . . and thank me tomorrow. . . but i ain’t shakin your hand! LOL!)

    >>LMAO @ Mr. Pap’s RW Blog.

  385. Joe 88 Says:

    Nope, it’s simple mathematics…”give me a link”+make it easy on a nigga=AYO

    *Kane’s cousin Harold*

  386. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I be the dude like “naw yo, turn this shit off, I aint tryna watch this with you, but uh, let me hold that when I leave” lol

    ***LMAO…nothing’s more awkward than watching porn other dudes- when I was in the military on deployment, m’fukkas used to cue up flicks in the barracks (no Obama), and gather around like it was the Super Bowl, or some shit…I can’t front though, 9 times out of 10, the random commentary was hilarious

  387. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    RIGZ Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:21 am
    *Returns*

    I’m totally convinced McCain is a Reptillian…He just moves like a Lizard-Hybrid

    Word to David Icke

    *Leaves again*

    ^^^
    that Sunofabitch got horns grow’n out his head.

  388. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    ***nah, I think that’s human nature, to try to break up the monotony (no “Summertime”)…

    ^^
    you win.

    but i feel what you sayin. . . latarian is a perfect example. . .

    captain crunch and video games can get boring after a while.

  389. Joe 88 Says:

    I can’t watch porn with niggas cause you know out of 10 niggas 4 of them niggas dicks got on the hard while watching & that’s a situation that can easily be avoided.

    No Fucking Homo

  390. PHENOMENON Says:

    EDIT:

    And no Angel Lola business.

  391. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:24 am
    RIGZ Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:21 am
    *Returns*

    I’m totally convinced McCain is a Reptillian…He just moves like a Lizard-Hybrid

    Word to David Icke

    *Leaves again*

    ^^^
    that Sunofabitch got horns grow’n out his head.

    ***I swear he reminds me of that evil emperor, who turned Anakin Skywalker to the darkside (no “once you go black…”)

  392. cOLD Says:

    ^lol @ joe, I aint touching that convo right there.

  393. CS810008_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    Beezy Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:23 am
    roxxy reynolds is my favorite porno starlet (google her. . . and thank me tomorrow. . . but i ain’t shakin your hand! LOL!)

    >>LMAO @ Mr. Pap’s RW Blog

    ^^^
    yea, i like that bitch too, she got a nasty mouth (no gangbang cum bref)

  394. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    Beezy Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:23 am
    roxxy reynolds is my favorite porno starlet (google her. . . and thank me tomorrow. . . but i ain’t shakin your hand! LOL!)

    >>LMAO @ Mr. Pap’s RW Blog

    ^^^
    yea, i like that bitch too, she got a nasty mouth (no gangbang cum breff)

  395. M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:25 am
    I can’t watch porn with niggas cause you know out of 10 niggas 4 of them niggas dicks got on the hard while watching & that’s a situation that can easily be avoided.

    No Fucking Homo

    ^
    *dies fucking laughing (no homo)*

  396. PHENOMENON Says:

    Mya G. is another favorite of mine.

    **And no, I don’t care much for breasts. I never liked them huge.

  397. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:25 am
    I can’t watch porn with niggas cause you know out of 10 niggas 4 of them niggas dicks got on the hard while watching & that’s a situation that can easily be avoided.

    No Fucking Homo

    ***Same shit in a strip club, though…the worst job in the world has to be a strip club bouncer–true, you have all kinds of access to the girls, but you also have to tussle with rowdy drunk niggas with hard dicks (none), which effectively cancels out the stripper access benefit

  398. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    I can’t watch porn with niggas cause you know out of 10 niggas 4 of them niggas dicks got on the hard while watching & that’s a situation that can easily be avoided.

    No Fucking Homo

    ^^
    yo, back when i was in school, one of the homies would download a new flick, and be like “you gotta look at this jawn ass!”

    so like 15 niggas would be crowded around a lil ass laptop watchin. . . and niggas would be all shiftin to try to hide their woodies. . . it would always make for very uncomfortable situations. . .

    now, i do my dirt all by lonely. (c) treach and vinny and dj kay gee

  399. M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    Would y’all kiss Pinky or roxxy reynolds on the mouth?

  400. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Best porn bitch ever= Jazmine Cashmere- fine, cool as fuck, never has any reservations, whatsoever, about doing ANYTHING

  401. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    ** Today in Idiot News **

    TRENTON — A Trenton man will be spending more time than he bargained for at the Mercer County Courthouse after sheriff’s officers working security there yesterday discovered 103 individual bags of heroin in his pockets.

    Mercer County Sheriff Kevin Larkin said 18-year-old Jakir Taylor arrived at the courthouse just before 3:30 p.m. and proceeded to the security checkpoint at the door. When he went through the metal detector, the alarm went off, and Taylor was next asked to empty his pockets.

    Officers Elizabeth Mehl and Richard Soto noticed a bulge in Taylor’s pockets. They were going to determine what it was.

    After a brief struggle, the officers managed to remove all the drugs, along with $462 in cash, from Taylor’s pockets, Larkin said. He said the street value of the drugs was about $1,200

    The 103 bags composed of individual doses were bundled into packs of 10 or 11 each, Larkin said.

  402. cOLD Says:

    Would y’all kiss Pinky or roxxy reynolds on the mouth?

    damn. what is the propsed payoff.

  403. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:30 am
    Would y’all kiss Pinky or roxxy reynolds on the mouth?

    ^^^
    depends on how good she rode the dick & how much 151 i had next to the bed.

  404. Joe 88 Says:

    For example, look at fiddy face on this picture, now imagine him & 7 other niggas making that face in a room full of niggas watching porn, uncomfortable feeling right? I cut that shit out a loooooooong time ago, like right in the earlier stages of puberty, niggas all huddled up looking at a nigga get his rocks off & everybody says the same thing “i’m looking at the bitch” how do we know? Niggas know, you got a new movie keep that shit to yourself, cause you damn sure aint breaking that shit out while i’m here (n/h).

    My cousin gonna call me while he was fucking a bitch, i’m like “why”? then he gonna get mad & call back when I hung up on him (n/h) nigga! Why you aint call me to come over there & fuck the bitch too? Niggas outlook on sex/porn & other shit I can’t fuck with

    No homo for this whole comment

  405. Beezy Says:

    No homo for this whole comment

    ^*Dead*

  406. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:30 am
    Would y’all kiss Pinky or roxxy reynolds on the mouth?

    ***you’re not supposed to kiss whores, period…not “hoes”, but whores…why would you even want to- you KNOW where their mouths have been- random niggas nutting all up in their grills (none)—-”you realize you just kissed every nigga at the party, stupid” (c) Marlon Wayans in “Don’t be a Menace”

  407. PHENOMENON Says:

    zshare.net/video/63203339906d/

    ^ ^ ^
    Alayah Sashu.

  408. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    My cousin gonna call me while he was fucking a bitch, i’m like “why”? then he gonna get mad & call back when I hung up on him (n/h) nigga!

    **FLOOR

  409. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    For example, look at fiddy face on this picture, now imagine him & 7 other niggas making that face in a room full of niggas watching porn, uncomfortable feeling right?

    ***even funnier

  410. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Best porn bitch ever= Jazmine Cashmere- fine, cool as fuck, never has any reservations, whatsoever, about doing ANYTHING

    ^^
    i heard she cool as shit in real life, too. . . .

  411. PHENOMENON Says:

    Would y’all kiss Pinky or roxxy reynolds on the mouth?

    Are you a “snow-ballin” ass n*gga?

  412. Joe 88 Says:

    Question: Have any of ya’ll ran a train on a bitch or bitches with ya main playa partners?

    *Waits for responses*

  413. Chase Says:

    ^Ha, hell no, I just can’t “watch porn” I have a goal when I watch porn, & when I reach it, DVD goes back in the sock dresser.

    ^Aight, so now I don’t think I watch too little porn. Cuz thats my sentiment when it comes to it, I watch for a purpose and then get back to life. But I guess I can pay a little more attention to the stupid shit that goes on.

    And yeah, my boy back in high school used to stay trying to throw a porn on whenever niggas went to his crib. We 5-7 deep rolling up and this nigga trying to throw on porn. We used to hate that shit, but he was the only one with a free crib. Eventually we got him to realize that shit aint cool for a group of niggas with no bitches to sit around in a room with their shit on hard.

  414. Jimmy Valentime Says:

    So its offical White Jesus is back ?

    That means asher roth little run is over….

  415. Jimmy Valentime Says:

    So its offical White Jesus is back ?

    That means asher roth little run is over….

  416. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:39 am
    Best porn bitch ever= Jazmine Cashmere- fine, cool as fuck, never has any reservations, whatsoever, about doing ANYTHING

    ^^
    i heard she cool as shit in real life, too. . . .

    ***yeah, Big Homie said he met her at Love, and she was cool peoples…seriously, if she wasn’t juggling balls on the daily like a Cirque du Soleil clown, she’d be wifey material…

  417. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    My cousin gonna call me while he was fucking a bitch, i’m like “why”? then he gonna get mad & call back when I hung up on him (n/h) nigga! Why you aint call me to come over there & fuck the bitch too? Niggas outlook on sex/porn & other shit I can’t fuck with

    ^^
    *tim montgomery’s career*

    i’ve called my nigga stan while i was fuckin a bitch from the back, once. . . . but i was 19, and i fucked after meeting her 3 hrs earlier. . . . we still laugh about it to this day. . . .

  418. Beezy Says:

    Question: Have any of ya’ll ran a train on a bitch or bitches with ya main playa partners?

    ^Sadly, yes. But we took turns individually in a private room with the smut…no two on one same time action. Love those freaky white bitches.

  419. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:37 am
    M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:30 am
    Would y’all kiss Pinky or roxxy reynolds on the mouth?

    ***you’re not supposed to kiss whores, period…not “hoes”, but whores…why would you even want to- you KNOW where their mouths have been- random niggas nutting all up in their grills (none)—-”you realize you just kissed every nigga at the party, stupid” (c) Marlon Wayans in “Don’t be a Menace”

    ^^^
    MANNNN, every bitch done been around the block, u never really know WHO ur Wife, Chick, Girlfriend been. broads always lie about who they been fuckin & let nut on they face.

    Some of you niggas Moms is whores or WERE whores… when you (not icon) was a lil’kid, moms was kissin all over your face & she just sucked a nigga off a few hours ago… Shit, i feel kinda bad fuckin niggas moms, knowing DAMN well i just put cock in her ass & straight to her mouth… Bitches aint shit.

  420. PHENOMENON Says:

    I’ll never participate in that.

    I’m very particular when it comes to mating.

  421. moresickaMC Says:

    Kanye will come out the closet in 5….4….3…2….

  422. Chase Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:40 am
    Question: Have any of ya’ll ran a train on a bitch or bitches with ya main playa partners?

    ^Hahahaha. Hell yeah. Me and some of my boys, it was about 7 of us had these two chicks in the crib and one was scared, the other was down. Man we lined up like it was an assembly line and wore that bitch out.

    Afterwards, we get back to the crib and was clowning. My man , who went first was like yall niggas looked funny as hell waiting for yall turn. It was like we were at the last supper and starving. LOL. Good times.

  423. sleep Says:

    I’m not george bush if u wanted to run against george bush you shoulve ran 4 years ago. Lol classic first time the old man ever made me laugh

  424. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    MANNNN, every bitch done been around the block, u never really know WHO ur Wife, Chick, Girlfriend been. broads always lie about who they been fuckin & let nut on they face.

    ***yeah, but with porn bitches, it’s on tape- I understand what you’re saying, as far as everybody’s done their dirt, but you gotta act different when you’re messing with a bitch who fucks for a living, take different precautions—just like, you might slapbox with your patnas or whatever, but if you’re in the ring with Lennox Lewis, you’re prolly gonna opt to block more and wear headgear (none)…

  425. Joe 88 Says:

    I can’t front, I was in like 9 trains (n/h) I was either 16 or 17 when I was in my first one, I remember that whole shit to a T. I’ll prolly never forget that shit. 4 niggas, 2 bitches, weed, jack dainels & moms was away for a week, shit was the bomb (c. 90′s slang)

  426. Beezy Says:

    Question: Have any of ya’ll ran a train on a bitch or bitches with ya main playa partners?

    >>One of main partners went raw in a bitch after his friend had just creampied her. Fuggin idiot.

  427. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    sleep Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:45 am
    I’m not george bush if u wanted to run against george bush you shoulve ran 4 years ago. Lol classic first time the old man ever made me laugh

    **that line was lame, and obviously prepared…

  428. PHENOMENON Says:

    Prepared or not. . .

    It was real talk.

  429. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:46 am
    MANNNN, every bitch done been around the block, u never really know WHO ur Wife, Chick, Girlfriend been. broads always lie about who they been fuckin & let nut on they face.

    ***yeah, but with porn bitches, it’s on tape- I understand what you’re saying, as far as everybody’s done their dirt, but you gotta act different when you’re messing with a bitch who fucks for a living, take different precaut 1000 ions—just like, you might slapbox with your patnas or whatever, but if you’re in the ring with Lennox Lewis, you’re prolly gonna opt to block more and wear headgear (none)…

    ^^^
    i cant lie, if a porno broad ran down on me, and was REALLY on it, The Bullshit aint Nothin, im gonna bag the bitch & put the bitch to work. Thats on everything. i bet i get Minez out her ass.

  430. PHENOMENON Says:

    zshare.net/video/63203339906d/

    ^ ^ ^
    Alayah Sashu.

  431. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Hahahaha. Hell yeah. Me and some of my boys, it was about 7 of us had these two chicks in the crib and one was scared, the other was down. Man we lined up like it was an assembly line and wore that bitch out.

    Afterwards, we get back to the crib and was clowning. My man , who went first was like yall niggas looked funny as hell waiting for yall turn. It was like we were at the last supper and starving. LOL. Good times.

    ^^
    OH SHIT!!

    yo, we did the same thing to this smut jawn in panama city back in 05. . . it was like 14 of us. . .

    i went first, and then my man went in after me and hit, then the word spread, and we had a fuckin line out the damn door!!

    n/h, some of these niggas was standin in line w/ their meats out just waitin. . . i just shook my muthafuckin head. . . .

    spring break is a helluva drug.

  432. Big Homie Says:

    i heard she cool as shit in real life, too. . . .

    ^ Around this time last year one of my friends brought her to Love. Chilled with her for a lil bit and got her a drink. She was lookin niiice too.

    I wouldn’t kiss Pinky nor Roxy if you paid me. Especially Roxy after that one interview

  433. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    PHENOMENON Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:47 am
    Prepared or not. . .

    It was real talk.

    ***what was real about it? McCain is an ally of Bush’s, and his record proves that…fuck a lame zinger, for real- if he’s going to call out Barack on half assed (no midget chicks) associations, it’s only fair for Obama to emphasize McCain’s concrete ones

  434. THE-XFACTA Says:

    *Opens Nahright page*

    *Reads following comment*

    Beezy Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:46 am
    Question: Have any of ya’ll ran a train on a bitch or bitches with ya main playa partners?

    >>One of main partners went raw in a bitch after his friend had just creampied her. Fuggin idiot.

    *Pukes*

  435. Chase Says:

    Prepared or not. . .

    It was real talk.

    ^Nothing that comes out of the mouth of John McCain is “real talk”.

    Real talk is that he is just another Bush clone that wishes to carry on the same policies that bush has for the past 8 years. He’s only talking change because thats what the people want to hear, but he has no intentions on making change, real change for the majority of the country. Only the select few that have the wealth.

  436. Joe 88 Says:

    I remember we had these 2 white bitches, real talk, true story, them bitches was the only 2 contestants in the “dick sucking olympics” & me & my niggas was the judges.

    I’ll never forget when my homie was like “fuck it, ya’ll tryna have a dick sucking contest (n/h) to see which one of ya’ll suck dick better?” I was a second away from crying laughing till them bitches said “yeah” I stood right up & whipped out, needless to say, the white bitch won, but there was no losers that day, lol

  437. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:46 am
    sleep Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:45 am
    I’m not george bush if u wanted to run against george bush you shoulve ran 4 years ago. Lol classic first time the old man ever made me laugh

    **that line was lame, and obviously prepared…

    ^^^
    that shit WAS lame. Hes a fuckin idiot. McCain reminds me of corny niggas back in highschool, that the cool niggas pick on, then when another OTHER corny nigga try to pick on him, he tries to talk tough. BITCH ITS TOO LATE NOW! everybody know u a lame.

  438. Joe 88 Says:

    One of main partners went raw in a bitch after his friend had just creampied her. Fuggin idiot.

    ^You don’t need to hang with that nigga no more (n/h)

  439. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:52 am
    One of main partners went raw in a bitch after his friend had just creampied her. Fuggin idiot.

    ^You don’t need to hang with that nigga no more (n/h)

    ***LOL, word…shit reminds me of that ep of Entourage where Turtle and Drama double teamed a chick and accidentally “crossed swords”- only the creampie shit is grosser and even gayer….

  440. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    I’ll never forget when my homie was like “fuck it, ya’ll tryna have a dick sucking contest (n/h) to see which one of ya’ll suck dick better?” I was a second away from crying laughing till them bitches said “yeah” I stood right up & whipped out, needless to say, the white bitch won, but there was no losers that day, lol

    ^^
    *ellen’s heterosexuality*

    nigga, i’m dyin laughin over here!

  441. Joe 88 Says:

    Some of the best pussy I ever got was from a bitch all of my niggas fucked, I almost got caught up for a second, she smelled good too

  442. cOLD Says:

    lol, I’m just wondering what some of the female lurkers are thinking of you people. They must think all men are horrible sex craved pigs.

  443. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:51 am
    I remember we had these 2 white bitches, real talk, true story, them bitches was the only 2 contestants in the “dick sucking olympics” & me & my niggas was the judges.

    I’ll never forget when my homie was like “fuck it, ya’ll tryna have a dick sucking contest (n/h) to see which one of ya’ll suck dick better?” I was a second away from crying laughing till them bitches said “yeah” I stood right up & whipped out, needless to say, the white bitch won, but there was no losers that day, lol

    ————-

    So in other words you got close to your boys while some bitches was giving them skully to judge ‘dick sucking’ skills? That shit sounds suspect… Ole-Lance-Bass-Ass-Nigga

  444. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    *ellen’s heterosexuality*

    ***Speaking of which, it was funny as shit when Kanye was on that jawn to premiere “Love Lockdown”, and he was like, “Ellen, you’re a style icon…I would TOTALLY rock that outfit you have on right now” (none)

  445. cOLD Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:54 am
    Some of the best pussy I ever got was from a bitch all of my niggas fucked, I almost got caught up for a second, she smelled good too

    ^lord grant me the serentiy

    *dies*

  446. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    cOLD Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:54 am
    lol, I’m just wondering what some of the female lurkers are thinking of you people. They must think all men are horrible sex craved pigs.

    ***Aren’t we? LOL….

  447. PHENOMENON Says:

    Maybe they’ll learn not to be so nieve and keep the Purell handy.

  448. Plug Says:

    man. Kanye is wearing the voice box machine out. Im listening to Heartless for the first time. the over use of that voice software is gonna put T-pain out of business… man this cd is gonna suck. I guess thats why he put the 808′s in there. but there aint enough bass in the world…

  449. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — A British couple was sentenced to three months in jail Thursday in a case that has caused controversy in this Gulf boom town because the two were charged with having sex on the beach.

    The judge did not provide any details about his verdict as is customary in Dubai, so it is unclear whether Michelle Palmer and Vince Acors were found guilty of engaging in intercourse, or some lesser offense.

    The two Britons, who are both in their 30s and met at an all-you-can-drink champagne brunch before the alleged incident occurred, were arrested in July and later charged with sex outside of marriage, public indecency and drunkenness.

    In addition to the three month jail sentence, Judge Hamdi Mustafa Abu el-Khair levied the equivalent of about a $270 fine against each of the defendants and ordered them to be deported from Dubai after serving their prison time.

    “I will appeal (the verdict) and ask a judge to look at the medical report that says they did not have sex,” their lawyer, Hassan Matter, told the Associated Press after Thursday’s ruling.

    Both previously admitted they were drunk but denied having sex. The two were not in the courtroom Thursday to hear the judge’s verdict, and it was unclear if they would remain out of prison while their lawyer appealed the case.

    ^^^
    applaud these assholes thinking they gonna go into a Muslim country & Pull that ol’european Anglo-Saxon shit.

  450. cOLD Says:

    lol joe what you mean by she smelled good though, you talking the puss or all over?

  451. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:54 am
    Some of the best pussy I ever got was from a bitch all of my niggas fucked, I almost got caught up for a second, she smelled good too

    ————
    So in other words you said after all your niggas fucked and skeeted all over shorty you thought she smelled good? Ole-Raz B-Ass-Nigga

  452. THE-XFACTA Says:

    CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    ^^^
    applaud these assholes

    ———-

    Ayyyoo??!?!?

  453. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    ***Speaking of which, it was funny as shit when Kanye was on that jawn to premiere “Love Lockdown”, and he was like, “Ellen, you’re a style icon…I would TOTALLY rock that outfit you have on right now” (none)

    ^^^
    sorry, but ellen is a fly bitch. . . i wouldn’t rock her outfits, but she do wear some fly shit. . .

    and since she’s technically the dude in her marriage, it’s not gay.

  454. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    cOLD Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:54 am
    lol, I’m just wondering what some of the female lurkers are thinking of you people. They must think all men are horrible sex craved pigs.

    ^^^
    http://www.sheSwallowedIT.com

  455. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:51 am
    I remember we had these 2 white bitches, real talk, true story, them bitches was the only 2 contestants in the “dick sucking olympics” & me & my niggas was the judges.

    I’ll never forget when my homie was like “fuck it, ya’ll tryna have a dick sucking contest (n/h) to see which one of ya’ll suck dick better?” I was a second away from crying laughing till them bitches said “yeah” I stood right up & whipped out, needless to say, the white bitch won, but there was no losers that day, lol

    ————-

    So in other words you got close to your boys while some bitches was giving them skully to judge ‘dick sucking’ skills? That shit sounds suspect… Ole-Lance-Bass-Ass-Nigga

    ***Oh, shit, lol…nigga all close up, squinting and rocking reading glasses, taking notes and shit (no Chappelle’s show “burden of proof” skit about R. Kelly)

  456. Joe 88 Says:

    lol, I’m just wondering what some of the female lurkers are thinking of you people. They must think all men are horrible sex craved pigs.

    ^lol @ cOLD coming out of lurk mode, nigga you from jerz. I know you and yo niggas ran trains on a few bitches.

    Now a moment of silence for all the niggas that wifed the freaks later on in life, I be thinking bout the shit me & my niggas did with some of these whores then I think about wife’n something & my stomach start hurting.

    Question: If you been with a bitch for let’s say 4 years, you feel you found your soul mate, ya’ll connect on every level, but you find a tape of her getting gang banged by 12 grimey looking macho man & booker T looking ass niggas & you know it’s 12 dudes cause you counted em, would you stay with her? Or would you bounce on her?

    And be real about it

  457. Plug Says:

    I never been a fan of smashin busto’s. them the type of chicks yo gotta smash wit yo boxers on wit ya pecker thru the hole in the front so you wont get the hair to hair contact.

  458. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    you find a tape of her getting gang banged by 12 grimey looking macho man & booker T looking ass niggas

    ***Flatlines****

  459. D_Block_4_life Says:

    what you mean by she smelled good though, you talking the puss or all over?
    ^^^^
    lol @ Cold asking for composure but then wanting to know details…

  460. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    I haven’t seen a post go 4x platinum in a minute

    Lmao at the freeky zekey video on wshh

    1

  461. Big Homie Says:

    Some of the best pussy I ever got was from a bitch all of my niggas fucked, I almost got caught up for a second, she smelled good too

    ^ LOL

  462. THE-XFACTA Says:

    SMH @ Joe 88 smelling cum soaked broads

  463. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    THE-XFACTA Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:57 am
    Joe 88 Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 10:54 am
    Some of the best pussy I ever got was from a bitch all of my niggas fucked, I almost got caught up for a second, she smelled good too

    ————
    So in other words you said after all your niggas fucked and skeeted all over shorty you thought she smelled good? Ole-Raz B-Ass-Nigga

    ^^^
    LOL! …fuck that, if i cant go first, it aint goin down.

  464. D_Block_4_life Says:

    macho man & booker T looking ass niggas
    ^^^
    *Slaughter House*

  465. Big Homie Says:

    So I guess there is no Kelis sex tape huh? Damnit. I’m curious to see how she takes it.

  466. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    good god you guys was talkin crazy while I was gone…ahhh ah ha ha.

  467. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 11:03 am
    good god you guys was talkin crazy while I was gone…ahhh ah ha ha.

    ———-

    The convos about pussy and running trains on bitches.. You should come back in about 2 hours

  468. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    yeah Joey…you is trippin with that ish …

  469. PHENOMENON Says:

    So I guess there is no Kelis sex tape huh? Damnit. I’m curious to see how she takes it.

    ^ ^ ^
    I’d put it in her pooper.

  470. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    @ Joe

    that’s my worst nightmare.

    word to the niggas that be holdin hands with their girlfriends on the yard on monday, and the bitch was toppin my mans off on saturday. . . .

  471. Joe 88 Says:

    *Ignores X-Facta*

    >lol joe what you mean by she smelled good though, you talking the puss or all over?

    ^All over, like, I was kinda mad she was a skank, scudder bucket bitch. she had soft skin, nice height, pretty as shit, but she was just a freakazoid, I use to see her all the time after that with the same nigga, I guess that was her main nigga when she wasn’t draining pipes, I wanted to tell him let her hand go so bad, but I can’t break the code, & I wanted to fuck her again. Shorty was a beast, literally

  472. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    finally get to dload the em and Ye tracks…

  473. THE-XFACTA Says:

    THE-XFACTA Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 11:02 am
    SMH @ Joe 88 smelling cum soaked broads

    ——–

    SMH @ Joe 88 for saying they smelled like AJAX

  474. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # THE-XFACTA Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    October 16th, 2008 at 11:03 am
    good god you guys was talkin crazy while I was gone…ahhh ah ha ha.

    ———-

    The convos about pussy and running trains on bitches.. You should come back in about 2 hours

    ^^^

    what you tryin to say homes!…

    naw I’ll stay…

  475. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Wasn’t there a rumor, a little while back, that Flavor Flav used to knock down Bill O’Reilly’s wife? Hilarious….

  476. Chase Says:

    Question: If you been with a bitch for let’s say 4 years, you feel you found your soul mate, ya’ll connect on every level, but you find a tape of her getting gang banged by 12 grimey looking macho man & booker T looking ass niggas & you know it’s 12 dudes cause you counted em, would you stay with her? Or would you bounce on her?

    And be real about it

    ^Real talk, i don’t know. I mean, the nigga in me is never ever going to see her in the same way again. Even if she told me that she had her fair share of cocks in the past, i still wouldn’t be able to shake the image of her getting smutted out by a gang of niggas. I would lose all respect for her.

  477. cOLD Says:

    That shit sounds suspect… Ole-Lance-Bass-Ass-Nigga

    ^aww man

  478. david blackham Says:

    this Em song sounds like something off Encore. i don’t really wanna relive that album.

  479. glactus Says:

    D. Parker helped make that Eminem beat.

  480. POINT84 Says:

    word play shit on all radio friendly singles feeling lyrical in the last 2 years…agree with ^^ though. Encore wasn’t the type of content worth listening to.

  481. SB Says:

    eskay!! 480 comments in less than 24hrs. hhah. when’s the last time this happened? seriously?

  482. Eminem murdered you on your own shit « Thepurpletape’s Weblog Says:

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  483. Loud.com Blogs Says:

    [...] The book will feature drawings, handwritten lyrics and never-before-seen photographs, as well as commentary on numerous issues he’s gone through in his life. “I’m Having A Relapse” likely isn’t going to be on the album, nor is it what you’d consider a buzz record. It’s simply just some new Em shit showing you he can still flow. Emcees, it’s probably time to head back to the drawing board. Check the interview below, and download the CDQ version of the song here. Big propers to Legend via Nahright.  Get over to DX if you’d like to listen before you DL. [...]

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