Previously: ?uestlove on Karmaloop TV Pt. 1 (Video)
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on Friday, September 19th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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September 19th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
fuck you pussy ass nigga you should do you
you don’t know me (?), you should go and get a blue’s clue
woops, i mean a red clue, wayne’s here, soowooo
September 19th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
“fuck the jakes, they can catch me @ my wake”
^I got plans, power movements, get on some rude shit, i keep living like this, I might lose it.
I still think that album is fire!!!
September 19th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
fuck you pussy ass nigga you should do you
you don’t know me (?), you should go and get a blue’s clue
woops, i mean a red clue, wayne’s here, soowooo
P!
September 19th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Chase Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
“fuck the jakes, they can catch me @ my wake”
^I got plans, power movements, get on some rude shit, i keep living like this, I might lose it.
I still think that album is fire!!!
^^^
Yup! Mutha-F’n CLASSIC!
September 19th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834
^
me in class
September 19th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
nahggers are going to love this
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8d8a8a5f53
Hilarity
September 19th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Applaud me, im about to get that new Blackberry Storm, them shits aint even out yet! CHUUUUUUUUURCH…
….AND i dont have Verizon Service, BONG!
September 19th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I thought this warranted a second posting apologizes if you guys saw it already…
Dont ever say I never did anything for you …
the part of the article where Megan fox talks about being in to chicks …
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.”
Why her?
“She smelled like angels.”
Seriously?
“No. Well, she did smell good. Like vanilla. She was sort of a tough badass, but she’d do these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads. She had really long stick-straight hair and was Russian. I just liked her. She was really sadistic and sarcastic and funny.”
How long did it go on?
“Not very long. You know when you’re pushing something and it escalates much too rapidly and it explodes after only two weeks?”
It’s at this point that Fox becomes self-conscious—she seems, for the first time, to have recalled that she’s supposed to be on guard about her personal life—and she starts talking less about Nikita and more about how people are going to judge her for saying she had a relationship with a Russian stripper. “I don’t want it to come off as a Lindsay Lohan vibe. You know?” she says. Then, with greater concern: “Are you going to push an ‘Is she a lesbian’ angle? Oh man, you are going to do that to me.…” She pauses. “Look, I’m not a lesbian—I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl—Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but.… Oh boy.”
The look on her face says: Can we go now?
September 19th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
east north west
ain’t no bess
but who’s GOAT
ya!!
September 19th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
looks around at nah right crowd
Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here? …
September 19th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Smh @ at this chick thinkin we fly like that…..cause I sparked her up on a bag or 2……she had to nerve to ask me dumb shit
on the text
Chick: what’s good boo
Me: what’s up
Chick: what u doin tonight
Me: nothin much…..ill probley get high and drunk and find something random to get into
Chick: oh iight that’s sound cool……what’s up I’m on the bag
Me: oh so I guess to coolin together tonight
Chick: not exactly I’m going to the club later wit my girlfriend
Me: oh iight so I guess you going half then right???
Chick: well not really I wasint planning on that
Me: well then you smoking
Chick: way not
Me: AYO this shouldent even be up for discussion
Wow…….this chick wasint even tryna game her way into a free spark up…..she was mad direct wit it……grimey bitch I hate fucking wit bum bitches
You give a chick a inch and tyrna take a mile……..it makes niggas not wanna do nice things for chicks real talk
I blame t.I and all those other tricking rapper……made chick all sense of reality…..damn