DMX: “Groupies Ain’t Shit”

The homey D.Scott over at Complex recently scored a Q&A with the often incarcerated but never duplicated, Earl Simmons. Hit the jump if you dare.


Complex:
Well, where there any memorable ones?

DMX:
Yeah, there was one that took a shit and didn’t wipe her fucking ass, man. I remember that bitch. She had a big ass, too.

Complex: Wait, she took a shit before or after?

DMX:
Yo, peep it. I was tired on tour, so I chose my girls, like, “All right, come with me.” She got in the bed. So, like I’m walking up, I’m just smelling shit! Straight shit! Know what I’m saying? I guess she heard me moving around or something, so she just jumped in the bed. So, I’m there just waiting, just sleeping. I wake up, I’m like, “Yo, the shit smell up the whole fucking room!” I go in the bathroom to take a piss, and see big ass logs of shit. Like four of them big logs of shit. But I noticed there was no toilet tissue in there.

Complex:
Interesting. Maybe she…

DMX:
Nah, there was shit. Paper’s supposed to be the last thing in toilet. Paper goes on top of the shit. So I saw shit and no paper.

In the immortal words of Pusha T: Ugghhhk!!

Link: DMX Talks Speeding Tips And Groupie Tales


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53 Responses to “DMX: “Groupies Ain’t Shit””

  1. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Fucking Thing Sucks!

  2. HHF Says:

    That new Cam’ron track is funny but its deep…..no pun intended.

  3. HHF Says:

    LMAO New Classic line:

    I saw shit and no paper

  4. Big Homie Says:

    This is some shit

  5. nation Says:

    Complex: Well, where there any memorable ones?

    ^ phrases like that hurt my brain (ll). i fucking detest spelling errors

    yo I need a radio rip of Jada on Flex… tryna see if he licks his lips at everyone in the top 5

  6. GuapKid Says:

    *dies*

    “Paper goes on top of the shit.” lmao thats a quotable…life lesson

  7. nation Says:

    I go in the bathroom to take a piss, and see big ass logs of shit. Like four of them big logs of shit. But I noticed there was no toilet tissue in there.

    Complex: Interesting. Maybe she…

    DMX: Nah, there was shit. Paper’s supposed to be the last thing in toilet. Paper goes on top of the shit. So I saw shit and no paper.

    ^ i know hippies that don’t flush toilet paper, they throw the skid marks in the open lid garbage for everyone to inhale

  8. NotU Says:

    DMX: Nah, there was shit. Paper’s supposed to be the last thing in toilet. Paper goes on top of the shit. So I saw shit and no paper.

    ^
    *have sexy time with supahead raw*

  9. eskay Says:

    *dry heaves*

  10. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Thats unncessary info holmes….

  11. always_lurkin' Says:

    the ROC is still on top.

  12. RIGZ Says:

    Obama came off looking real soft

    He shoulda did his dirt on Billy like Cam did

    When O’Reilly started talking about his “affiliations” Obama looked stuck…had nothing to say…

    He really let Bill sit up there & say “…I know thousands of people too. I dont know anybody like that. Not as bad as them…”

    …like they’re even bad people

  13. RIGZ Says:

    Obama needs more Camron

  14. G7 Says:

    i think its Palin’s glasses that do it for me.

  15. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    DMX: Yeah, there was one that took a shit and didn’t wipe her fucking ass, man. I remember that bitch. She had a big ass, too.
    ^^^^
    lmao

    my boy was out in Vegas and said some ho he was gonna fuck snorted a line, proceded to shit herself and then asked if he was still down to go at it

  16. G7 Says:

    http://www.hiphopgame.com/news.php3?id=2942

    new Big Pooh video…no X groupie

  17. eskay Says:

    >>new Big Pooh video…no X groupie

    u late, but that was a good one

  18. G7 Says:

    >>Obama needs more Camron

    ====
    Cam should be his secretary of offense

  19. nation Says:

    >> Obama needs more Camron

    they need to get some Bill Maher type rumors out there about Papa Bear. get Supahead on a Hood Dvd talking about meeting his white daughters, going shopping on his Fox Amex acct and shit

  20. D_Block_4_life Says:

    For part 1 and 2, Bam did his thing, held his ground and make good strong arugements…..

    *Watches pt 3*

  21. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    wasn’t there a rumor going around that O’Riely’s wife used to be Flava Flav’s jumpoff, lol

  22. the watcherz Says:

    im mad he sat there and stared at someone shit….and had enough time to analyze it…….wow thank i God i just fuck wit weed

  23. RIGZ Says:

    # D_Block_4_life Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    For part 1 and 2, Bam did his thing, held his ground and make good strong arugements…..

    *Watches pt 3*

    ^^^^^

    Yeah, part 3 is where he turns into Shakey Dog (c) Starski

  24. G7 Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    September 10th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    wasn’t there a rumor going around that O’Riely’s wife used to be Flava Flav’s jumpoff, lol

    ====
    ha ha. I wish that was true. O’Reilly needs to go die slow somewhere.

    *daps*

  25. RIGZ Says:

    I see death thru the corner, Thine Kingdom Come
    Six 500′s pull up right in front of the slum

  26. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Arguments > Arugements

  27. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Arguments > Arugements

  28. Beezy Says:

    The funny thing is that this crackhead groupie bitch is now more respectable than DMX in the societal hierarchy.

    Unsanitary slut > crackhead

  29. RIGZ Says:

    Sticky green fingers, cultures of the great God
    Clarence spoke to the poor, but he lived in Oz

  30. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Yeah, part 3 is where he turns into Shakey Dog (c) Starski
    ^^^
    Yea a bit but thats because you know Bam cant come off like the angry black man, Billy was baiting him and Bam didnt bite….i think he still held his ground and made a very good point with the Fox News analogy….just my thoughts

  31. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    megaupload.com/?d=SQJX3919
    ^^^^
    M.I.C – made in canada mixtape

  32. the watcherz Says:

    Beezy Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    The funny thing is that this crackhead groupie bitch is now more respectable than DMX in the societal hierarchy.

    Unsanitary slut > crackhead
    ^^
    takes a moment
    yea he right……..rapper or not

  33. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Applaud Fat Joe, Getting Buzz on MSNBC…

  34. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Dilated Peoples – Suckas Are Hidin

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/18493472aa80060d/

    The GZA – When The Fat Lady Sings

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/18493498aff38678/

  35. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Part 4 is tomorrow….word….

  36. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/184942897cbb92ed/
    ^^^^
    The Game and DJ Khaled – Red Light

  37. RIGZ Says:

    Yea a bit but thats because you know Bam cant come off like the angry black man, Billy was baiting him and Bam didnt bite….i think he still held his ground and made a very good point with the Fox News analogy….just my thoughts

    ^^^

    Yeah I hear that

    But if you look at it from O’Reilly’s view (& he does kinda represent the majority of America), Obama still came off looking like he did on the cover of The NewYorker

  38. G7 Says:

    >>The GZA – When The Fat Lady Sings

    ^classic!

  39. Big Homie Says:

    *takes a shit*

    What’s poppin’?

  40. RIGZ Says:

    Graffiti written on a Bible, my life is wicked
    I see death, corpses…and Rolls Royces
    Put your heart in your lap, listen, you hear voices…

  41. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Obama still came off looking like he did on the cover of The NewYorker
    ^^^
    Lol, They Shootin…

  42. RIGZ Says:

    Nore says some amazing shit when he’s ready

  43. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    u-qq6j6pv7e.urlcash.net/
    ^^^^
    Boosie mixtape

  44. G7 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    September 10th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    *takes a shit*

    What’s poppin’?

    ^ain’t shit

  45. NotU Says:

    Str-8 up every time wifey takes a shit I tell her to take a bath before she lay down….I don’t play that…

  46. RIGZ Says:

    Yo, that NewYorker cover was CRAZY

    My Mother was cussin about that shit for a long time

    Its amazing how they got away with that shit

  47. Big Homie Says:

    Man and to think a shorty passing gas while I am boning the shit out of her was the nastiest shit a girl could do, I read this.

  48. G7 Says:

    that’s foul Big Homie. What kinda broads you dealin’ with? lol.

  49. G7 Says:

    shheeeeiiiiitttt

  50. Culture Shock! Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    Man and to think a shorty passing gas while I am boning the shit out of her was the nastiest shit a girl could do, I read this.

    ^

    Straight up flatulence or queefing? I’ve known dudes to mix the two up.

  51. the watcherz Says:

    ayo that ham steak was smacking
    wit the honey glaze and all

    Im bout smoke newport lucy (tryna take it easy)

    And play call of duty

  52. NotU Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    September 10th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    http://www.zshare.net/audio/184942897cbb92ed/
    ^^^^
    The Game and DJ Khaled – Red Light

    ^
    Hey I got the No DJ version to this…..it’s crazy as hell….off that Khaled album

  53. YungDavito Says:

    he often incarcerated but never duplicated
    lmao^^^

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