DMX: “Groupies Ain’t Shit”
The homey D.Scott over at Complex recently scored a Q&A with the often incarcerated but never duplicated, Earl Simmons. Hit the jump if you dare.
Complex: Well, where there any memorable ones?
DMX: Yeah, there was one that took a shit and didn’t wipe her fucking ass, man. I remember that bitch. She had a big ass, too.Complex: Wait, she took a shit before or after?
DMX: Yo, peep it. I was tired on tour, so I chose my girls, like, “All right, come with me.” She got in the bed. So, like I’m walking up, I’m just smelling shit! Straight shit! Know what I’m saying? I guess she heard me moving around or something, so she just jumped in the bed. So, I’m there just waiting, just sleeping. I wake up, I’m like, “Yo, the shit smell up the whole fucking room!” I go in the bathroom to take a piss, and see big ass logs of shit. Like four of them big logs of shit. But I noticed there was no toilet tissue in there.
Complex: Interesting. Maybe she…
DMX: Nah, there was shit. Paper’s supposed to be the last thing in toilet. Paper goes on top of the shit. So I saw shit and no paper.
In the immortal words of Pusha T: Ugghhhk!!
Link: DMX Talks Speeding Tips And Groupie Tales
September 10th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Fucking Thing Sucks!
September 10th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
That new Cam’ron track is funny but its deep…..no pun intended.
September 10th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
LMAO New Classic line:
I saw shit and no paper
September 10th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
This is some shit
September 10th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Complex: Well, where there any memorable ones?
^ phrases like that hurt my brain (ll). i fucking detest spelling errors
yo I need a radio rip of Jada on Flex… tryna see if he licks his lips at everyone in the top 5
September 10th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
*dies*
“Paper goes on top of the shit.” lmao thats a quotable…life lesson
September 10th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
I go in the bathroom to take a piss, and see big ass logs of shit. Like four of them big logs of shit. But I noticed there was no toilet tissue in there.
Complex: Interesting. Maybe she…
DMX: Nah, there was shit. Paper’s supposed to be the last thing in toilet. Paper goes on top of the shit. So I saw shit and no paper.
^ i know hippies that don’t flush toilet paper, they throw the skid marks in the open lid garbage for everyone to inhale
September 10th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
DMX: Nah, there was shit. Paper’s supposed to be the last thing in toilet. Paper goes on top of the shit. So I saw shit and no paper.
^
*have sexy time with supahead raw*
September 10th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
*dry heaves*
September 10th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Thats unncessary info holmes….
September 10th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
the ROC is still on top.
September 10th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Obama came off looking real soft
He shoulda did his dirt on Billy like Cam did
When O’Reilly started talking about his “affiliations” Obama looked stuck…had nothing to say…
He really let Bill sit up there & say “…I know thousands of people too. I dont know anybody like that. Not as bad as them…”
…like they’re even bad people
September 10th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Obama needs more Camron
September 10th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
i think its Palin’s glasses that do it for me.
September 10th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
DMX: Yeah, there was one that took a shit and didn’t wipe her fucking ass, man. I remember that bitch. She had a big ass, too.
^^^^
lmao
my boy was out in Vegas and said some ho he was gonna fuck snorted a line, proceded to shit herself and then asked if he was still down to go at it
September 10th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
http://www.hiphopgame.com/news.php3?id=2942
new Big Pooh video…no X groupie
September 10th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
>>new Big Pooh video…no X groupie
u late, but that was a good one
September 10th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
>>Obama needs more Camron
====
Cam should be his secretary of offense
September 10th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
>> Obama needs more Camron
they need to get some Bill Maher type rumors out there about Papa Bear. get Supahead on a Hood Dvd talking about meeting his white daughters, going shopping on his Fox Amex acct and shit
September 10th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
For part 1 and 2, Bam did his thing, held his ground and make good strong arugements…..
*Watches pt 3*
September 10th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
wasn’t there a rumor going around that O’Riely’s wife used to be Flava Flav’s jumpoff, lol
September 10th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
im mad he sat there and stared at someone shit….and had enough time to analyze it…….wow thank i God i just fuck wit weed
September 10th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
# D_Block_4_life Says:
September 10th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
For part 1 and 2, Bam did his thing, held his ground and make good strong arugements…..
*Watches pt 3*
^^^^^
Yeah, part 3 is where he turns into Shakey Dog (c) Starski
September 10th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
September 10th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
wasn’t there a rumor going around that O’Riely’s wife used to be Flava Flav’s jumpoff, lol
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ha ha. I wish that was true. O’Reilly needs to go die slow somewhere.
*daps*
September 10th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
I see death thru the corner, Thine Kingdom Come
Six 500′s pull up right in front of the slum
September 10th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Arguments > Arugements
September 10th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Arguments > Arugements
September 10th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
The funny thing is that this crackhead groupie bitch is now more respectable than DMX in the societal hierarchy.
Unsanitary slut > crackhead
September 10th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Sticky green fingers, cultures of the great God
Clarence spoke to the poor, but he lived in Oz
September 10th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Yeah, part 3 is where he turns into Shakey Dog (c) Starski
^^^
Yea a bit but thats because you know Bam cant come off like the angry black man, Billy was baiting him and Bam didnt bite….i think he still held his ground and made a very good point with the Fox News analogy….just my thoughts
September 10th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
megaupload.com/?d=SQJX3919
^^^^
M.I.C – made in canada mixtape
September 10th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Beezy Says:
September 10th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
The funny thing is that this crackhead groupie bitch is now more respectable than DMX in the societal hierarchy.
Unsanitary slut > crackhead
^^
takes a moment
yea he right……..rapper or not
September 10th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Applaud Fat Joe, Getting Buzz on MSNBC…
September 10th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Dilated Peoples – Suckas Are Hidin
http://www.zshare.net/audio/18493472aa80060d/
The GZA – When The Fat Lady Sings
http://www.zshare.net/audio/18493498aff38678/
September 10th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Part 4 is tomorrow….word….
September 10th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
http://www.zshare.net/audio/184942897cbb92ed/
^^^^
The Game and DJ Khaled – Red Light
September 10th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Yea a bit but thats because you know Bam cant come off like the angry black man, Billy was baiting him and Bam didnt bite….i think he still held his ground and made a very good point with the Fox News analogy….just my thoughts
^^^
Yeah I hear that
But if you look at it from O’Reilly’s view (& he does kinda represent the majority of America), Obama still came off looking like he did on the cover of The NewYorker
September 10th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
>>The GZA – When The Fat Lady Sings
^classic!
September 10th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
*takes a shit*
What’s poppin’?
September 10th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Graffiti written on a Bible, my life is wicked
I see death, corpses…and Rolls Royces
Put your heart in your lap, listen, you hear voices…
September 10th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Obama still came off looking like he did on the cover of The NewYorker
^^^
Lol, They Shootin…
September 10th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Nore says some amazing shit when he’s ready
September 10th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
u-qq6j6pv7e.urlcash.net/
^^^^
Boosie mixtape
September 10th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Big Homie Says:
September 10th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
*takes a shit*
What’s poppin’?
^ain’t shit
September 10th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Str-8 up every time wifey takes a shit I tell her to take a bath before she lay down….I don’t play that…
September 10th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Yo, that NewYorker cover was CRAZY
My Mother was cussin about that shit for a long time
Its amazing how they got away with that shit
September 10th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Man and to think a shorty passing gas while I am boning the shit out of her was the nastiest shit a girl could do, I read this.
September 10th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
that’s foul Big Homie. What kinda broads you dealin’ with? lol.
September 10th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
shheeeeiiiiitttt
September 10th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
# Big Homie Says:
September 10th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Man and to think a shorty passing gas while I am boning the shit out of her was the nastiest shit a girl could do, I read this.
^
Straight up flatulence or queefing? I’ve known dudes to mix the two up.
September 10th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
ayo that ham steak was smacking
wit the honey glaze and all
Im bout smoke newport lucy (tryna take it easy)
And play call of duty
September 10th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
September 10th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
http://www.zshare.net/audio/184942897cbb92ed/
^^^^
The Game and DJ Khaled – Red Light
^
Hey I got the No DJ version to this…..it’s crazy as hell….off that Khaled album
September 11th, 2008 at 8:41 am
he often incarcerated but never duplicated
lmao^^^