Hold Up, Diddy Doesn’t Own a Jet?

What the fuck Sean, I demand an explanation. After all that rah-rah you made about the price of jet fuel, you’re using Net Jets?
That’s not sexy.
From the Palm Beach Post
When rap mogul Sean Diddy Combs told the world via video that he quit flying in his private jet because fuel’s too darn expensive, dude forgot to level with his peeps.
There is no private jet!
A thorough review of federal records shows that no plane in this country is registered to a Sean Combs or any of the part-time Miami Beach resident’s numerous companies, including clothier Sean John and his music company, Bad Boy Entertainment.
One private aviation source scoffed: “It’s my jet this, my jet that. I have list of every plane with the name of the owner, and he’s not on it.”
But yo Puff, I dare you to buy a G550 just to spite that anonymous “aviation source.” You know you got it negro, go in.
*anticipates Diddy blog*




September 9th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
http://www.netjets.com
September 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Wow
September 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
*waits for vlog of him buying a jet*
September 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Diddy Blog >
September 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
all those rappers use net jet…. old news.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
i’m not surprised, that chsup is a motherfucker…
September 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
DIDDY TAKES A MAJOR L.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
had their pants off, and still fronted on the puss.
^Typcial college girls..struggling to come to grips with their desire to go against every moral teaching they ever received.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
*anticipates McCain’s response to Diddy’s vlog clowning him for not having a jet*
September 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
diddy’s not a rapper.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
G-550s start @ $50mill…
September 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Beezy Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
had their pants off, and still fronted on the puss.
^Typcial college girls..struggling to come to grips with their desire to go against every moral teaching they ever received.
^^
that’s why i can’t fuck w/ young chicks no more! i know niggas that are still like “my nigga, the FRESHMAN move in this weekend!”
i can’t get down with it. gun can’t go back in the holster unused once it’s been pulled.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
owning a plane is a piss poor investment anyway
September 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
green eyes Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
owning a plane is a piss poor investment anyway
^
owning anything that doesn’t appreciate in value is a piss poor investment.
yes, cars fall into this catagory, too.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
# green eyes Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
owning a plane is a piss poor investment anyway
^
but this is Diddy we’re talking about here. the only other person in the music business as pretentious as him is JD.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
pmass Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
green eyes Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
# pmass Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
green eyes Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
pmass!!!
————————
*turns away from Ms. Green*
*readjusts self*
*turns back around*
Hey Ms. Green. How are you?
^ maintaining. how about you?
———————————
I’m chillin’.
No disrespect with my comment. You caught me off guard with the triple exclamation marks. Pardon my font.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Even Run has a plane
Shoutout to Vanessa and Angela
September 9th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
yes, cars fall into this catagory, too.
^^ this too is true
September 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
you dont get rich by being stupid with your money. fuck buying a jet.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
owning a plane is not an investment at all.
it’s basically a penis extension.
but if I had the money I’d cop.
*straight face*
September 9th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I’m chillin’.
No disrespect with my comment. You caught me off guard with the triple exclamation marks. Pardon my font.
^ none taken. perhaps i should have hid my excitement more, you’d just been gone awhile and i was delighting upon your return.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
eskay Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
owning a plane is not an investment at all.
it’s basically a penis extension.
but if I had the money I’d cop.
*straight face*
^^
like chris rock said, guys buy nice things b/c women like nice things.
and yes, owning a jet is the equivalent of having a few feet of meat (don’t even try it).
September 9th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
# eskay Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
owning a plane is not an investment at all.
it’s basically a penis extension.
but if I had the money I’d cop.
*straight face*
^ this really isn’t the time or place top admit wanting a penis extension. i know its your house and all, but ayo es.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
WTF?
lol
September 9th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
lol and smh @ TMZ’s headlines:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/09/warren-g-regulates-in-elevator-breakdown/
extra points for the Aerosmith reference
September 9th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
^ none taken. perhaps i should have hid my excitement more, you’d just been gone awhile and i was delighting upon your return.
^^^
Pmass dont be fooled by all this Delightful talk, if you get close enough she’ll bite your balls off bruh…..
September 9th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
http://www.gizmodo.com/5047390/ipod-nano-hands+on-impressions
September 9th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I thought we all knew this stuff already! they buy hours!!
September 9th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
i’m not surprised, that chsup is a motherfucker…
^^ Hilarious
September 9th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
green eyes Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I’m chillin’.
No disrespect with my comment. You caught me off guard with the triple exclamation marks. Pardon my font.
^ none taken. perhaps i should have hid my excitement more, you’d just been gone awhile and i was delighting upon your return.
———————————-
I’ve been on the sidelines for a minute watching. I’m so out of the loop here I figured I’d just lurk and laugh. In my absence I also realized that I’m not funny and I don’t contribute much to the conversations.
(-)
September 9th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
“…hey, i could never throw my money in the sky (why?)
too much shit i got to buy
different color rides, different brides to be
gettin’ so much money i’m surprising me
everyday feel like a movie, starring me…”
September 9th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
D_Block_4_life Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
^ none taken. perhaps i should have hid my excitement more, you’d just been gone awhile and i was delighting upon your return.
^^^
Pmass dont be fooled by all this Delightful talk, if you get close enough she’ll bite your balls off bruh…..
——————————–
Excuse me sir…..are you Security?
(-)
jokes fam…..jokes
September 9th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I’ve been on the sidelines for a minute watching. I’m so out of the loop here I figured I’d just lurk and laugh. In my absence I also realized that I’m not funny and I don’t contribute much to the conversations.
(-)
^ i disagree. i know an entire blog that values what you bring to the table. regradless, good to esee you again
September 9th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
>>this really isn’t the time or place top admit wanting a penis extension. i know its your house and all, but ayo es.
I’m saying, flying commercial is for peasants.
September 9th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG
DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG DIDDY BLOG
September 9th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
eskay Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
>>this really isn’t the time or place top admit wanting a penis extension. i know its your house and all, but ayo es.
I’m saying, flying commercial is for peasants.
^^^
Applaud this man… and every small airport w/ Business jet hangers.
September 9th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
*over loudspeaker*
i have a DVD RW drive and i want to burn a DVD DL. know anywhere i can get software to do so? or have any suggestions other than going out and buying a dvd dl burner?
Eskay?
September 9th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
green eyes Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I’ve been on the sidelines for a minute watching. I’m so out of the loop here I figured I’d just lurk and laugh. In my absence I also realized that I’m not funny and I don’t contribute much to the conversations.
(-)
^ i disagree. i know an entire blog that values what you bring to the table. regradless, good to esee you again
———————-
Thank you..
nice to know…..
September 9th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
# yaboy Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
*over loudspeaker*
i have a DVD RW drive and i want to burn a DVD DL. know anywhere i can get software to do so? or have any suggestions other than going out and buying a dvd dl burner?
Eskay?
^^
DVD Shrink…google it
September 9th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
eskay Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
>>this really isn’t the time or place top admit wanting a penis extension. i know its your house and all, but ayo es.
I’m saying, flying commercial is for peasants.
^^
G-4 land in Teterboro, fitted sombrero to the side, nigga my style is so thoro. . . . (c) jay
September 9th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
yeah a jet i think it’s 50 000 000 $
so it’s expensive wit fuel and other things…
and
Diddy has already a boat, … and …
maybe that iz too expensive …
but diddy don’t want to say that
…
shuuuuuuuuuut. itsasecret.
lol
September 9th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
yeah a jet i think it’s 50 000 000 $
so it’s expensive wit fuel and other things…
and
Diddy has already a boat, … and …
maybe that iz too expensive …
but diddy don’t want to say that
…
shuuuuuuuuuut. itsasecret.
lol
^^^^^
I dont know, like i really just dont….
September 9th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
::Diddy looks on nah right::
::takes Shyne Po + Jada Publishing money out of shoe boxes::
goes and buys plane
does ad-libs in to eskay cell phone
September 9th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
yaboy Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
*over loudspeaker*
i have a DVD RW drive and i want to burn a DVD DL. know anywhere i can get software to do so? or have any suggestions other than going out and buying a dvd dl burner?
^^^download.com
September 9th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
>>I’m saying, flying commercial is for peasants.
singapore airlines business class would have you saying otherwise
September 9th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
::takes Shyne Po
+ Jada Publishingbail money out of shoe boxes::September 9th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
# Jimmy Valentime Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
::Diddy looks on nah right::
::takes Shyne Po + Jada Publishing money out of shoe boxes::
goes and buys plane
does ad-libs in to eskay cell phone
^
take that..take that…take that…
September 9th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
^Aye
September 9th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
# hip hop cops Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
>>I’m saying, flying commercial is for peasants.
singapore airlines business class would have you saying otherwise
^
coach, Emirates Air > US first class
September 9th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Jimmy Valentime Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
::Diddy looks on nah right::
::takes Shyne Po + Jada Publishing money out of shoe boxes::
goes and buys plane
does ad-libs in to eskay cell phone
^^
diddy ad libs >>>>>
that nigga’s hilarious.
September 9th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
# yaboy Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
*over loudspeaker*
i have a DVD RW drive and i want to burn a DVD DL. know anywhere i can get software to do so? or have any suggestions other than going out and buying a dvd dl burner?
Eskay?
^
Do you want to compress the file onto a single layer DVD or do you want to burn it onto a dual layer DVD?
If you want to do the former, then what yaboy said will work fine, or you can use DVDFab, but the burn speeds can be slow at times.
Some single layer DVD burners have a driver update that will allow you to burn dual layer DVDs.
http://www.videohelp.com should have the info you need.
September 9th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
>>coach, Emirates Air
absolutely. emirates is killing it. makes etihad look like air tran
September 9th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Err, what The Critic said.
September 9th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Hell Yes (c) The high old man from Road Trip
September 9th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
*books flight to Dubai in cargo hold*
September 9th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
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September 9th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
did they check for any planes registered under voletta wallace? she basically indirectly financed puff’s whole career. . .
September 9th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
lol
September 9th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
@ R Friday.
I have a DVD Nav file i am trying to burn for my car that is 7.2 GB. It needs to go on a DVD DL due to the size… i dont have a DVD DL burner and am at a loss of how i can get it burnt…
September 9th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Eskay don’t excite this fool to spend the money. He might go rob some of his artist even more…These dudes need to stop posing man and getting our kids confused.
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