Rick Ross – Ms. Officer Freestyle

Oh come on, this is just too fucking easy.
Rick Ross – Ms. Officer Freestyle [Tags]
Rick Ross – Put On Freestyle [Tags]
And yes, he’s on Autotune on the Put On joint.

Oh come on, this is just too fucking easy.
Rick Ross – Ms. Officer Freestyle [Tags]
Rick Ross – Put On Freestyle [Tags]
And yes, he’s on Autotune on the Put On joint.
Posted by eskay
on Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
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August 26th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
wow….self ether at its finest
August 26th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
*DIES*
August 26th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Rick Ross=Gangsta
August 26th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Get’em
August 26th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
*Clicks mouse*
August 26th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Rick Ross in the T-Pain voice…lol.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
@ BH, she was doing a gig at some kind of bookstore in PG County last year, I almost showed up, but ionno…how do you approach a porno star without seeming like a creepo, lol….I’d prolly just tap her on her shoulder, drool @ her tittays, and “smile retardedly” (c) Billz
^ LOL>.. go for it bay just dont tell wifey.
im guessing this wasnt a barnes & noble type book store…
August 26th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
WTF is this track? He even made T-Pain sound good. This is some horrible shit! How can any song get worse then this shit???
*Prepares to listen to Marco Polo”
August 26th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Rick Ross career is officially over
August 26th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Let the roasting begin….
August 26th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I put on… for the Carol City Metropolitan Correctional Facilities Union of Employess
August 26th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
WARNING
Take my advice and don’t listen to this shit!
Rick Ross – Put On Freestyle [Tags]
August 26th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Thank God for Photoshop
lol at Icon. Yea man I had to keep cool those few minutes I had her alone at the bar. I didn’t want to scare her away…lol.
I want to meet Pinky
August 26th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
SMH @ the bowi i’m on some other shit part
*Looks @ Greenie*
What’s going on down miami?
August 26th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Eskay – That Ms Officer track is that D-Black and Skyzoo track
August 26th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Big Homie Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Thank God for Photoshop
lol at Icon. Yea man I had to keep cool those few minutes I had her alone at the bar. I didn’t want to scare her away…lol.
I want to meet Pinky
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If you blow in that bitches ear you will catch herpes simples 4080
August 26th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
The first link is that d-black joint (n/h)
August 26th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
this is GARBAGE music at its finest. wow.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Im sorry. I had to stop that Ross’ Put On Freestyle at :44. I couldn’t take it.
Pause
August 26th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
^ LOL>.. go for it bay just dont tell wifey.
im guessing this wasnt a barnes & noble type book store…
***LOL..definitely not…more like “pervs and hobos”, bay bay….
Wow…that Rey story over @ Alumnah is some of the realest shit he ever wrote (c) Pac…I grew up in the system, with all of that welfare madness, shelters, case workers, the whole nine…it’s sad that the system is the way that it is, and that people get so forgotten and written off….”casualties of war” for real…
August 26th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
eskay on Twitter
* can somebody who speaks Spanish please translate some offensive Daddy Yankee lyrics for me so I can hit up the McCain camp about 21 hours ago
^^^
I’m not fluent but i’m pretty sure “Gasolina” is a metaphor for jizz
yes. that whole song is about nutting on a bitch
“dame mas gasolina” = “gimme more jizz” nh
August 26th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I really don’t understand what the big deal is. We’ve had rappers that were in the Military and no one beefed about that? Didn’t this nigga have to have a career before he broke through? Can’t you move weight and have a legitimate job? That’s how the intelligent ones do it!
August 26th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
If you blow in that bitches ear you will catch herpes simples 4080
^lol, why u think its called a ‘full-blown case’ of herpes?? (-)
August 26th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
You gotta be fuckin kidding me……
*suicide by cop*
August 26th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
LMAO @
DMX To Miami Judge: “F Off!”
DMX was denied bond earlier today in a hearing in a Miami courtroom.
It didn’t help matter that the troubled rapper lashed out at the judge, spewing the F word, according to CBS 4 in Miami.
“Oh that just ingratiated you to me,” Judge Lawrence Schwartz said. “I’ve never heard the F word before so it’s okay.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
“jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across
white people have horrible slang
August 26th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
spunk > jizz
August 26th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I PUT ON FOR MY NIGGERS
August 26th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
PHOENIXXX Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
“jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across
white people have horrible slang
^^werd. that word has stood the test of time.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
i thought DMX locked up im AZ?
August 26th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Moving Weight:
Rick Ross>Rey The Hussein
Actual Weight:
Rey The Hussein>Rick Ross
August 26th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
# green eyes Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
i thought DMX locked up im AZ?
^^^
locked up in miami with a warrant in AZ
they fighting over who gets to try him in court first
its that sad now.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
“jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across
^ teetering… that could go either way. “came across” makes it ayoish.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
cOLD Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
“jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across
^ teetering… that could go either way. “came across” makes it ayoish.
*muerto*
August 26th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
i thought DMX was stealing cars from JFK?
August 26th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Rick Ross has bigger man boobs than Rey….
August 26th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
cOLD Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
“jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across
^ teetering… that could go either way. “came across” makes it ayoish.
***LOL…you’re saying that nigga “came across jizz”? Funny…..I swear, you’re like a hip hop king Midas- everything you touch turns to “ayo” (none)
August 26th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Sean Coonery Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Rick Ross has bigger man boobs than Rey….
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Have you noiced that you’ve never seen Rey entire body in one frame? (nh)… Never thought his body would catch up to his head (none)
August 26th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
This cyant be (real) Life …
LMAO
August 26th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
^ LOL>.. go for it bay just dont tell wifey.
im guessing this wasnt a barnes & noble type book store…
***LOL..definitely not…more like “pervs and hobos”, bay bay….
^^^^
Was it Caribou Books?
August 26th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
***LOL…you’re saying that nigga “came across jizz”? Funny…..I swear, you’re like a hip hop king Midas- everything you touch turns to “ayo” (none)
^lol, I just said its borderline.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
*Transforms to fire truck*
*sends S.O.S. signal to Yung Berg*
August 26th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Have you noiced that you’ve never seen Rey entire body in one frame? (nh)… Never thought his body would catch up to his head (none)
^you’re gonna bring Rey out of lurk mode.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
PHOENIXXX Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
“jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across
that was deep.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
I love her: http://www.tinyurl.com/weatherlady
August 26th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I really don’t understand what the big deal is. We’ve had rappers that were in the Military and no one beefed about that? Didn’t this nigga have to have a career before he broke through? Can’t you move weight and have a legitimate job? That’s how the intelligent ones do it!
^^ Honestly, there is absolutely nothing wrong if he was a corrections officer. Hell that would lend credibility to the people that he claims to have known, since they are all locked up. But instead of saying, yeah I did it and thats how I got put on to the game. He denied it, thinking that nothing more would come of the rumors, when in actuality, they found concrete proof.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
^ LOL>.. go for it bay just dont tell wifey.
im guessing this wasnt a barnes & noble type book store…
***LOL..definitely not…more like “pervs and hobos”, bay bay….
^^^^
Was it Caribou Books?
***LOL..Karibu went out of bid’ness last year….you know niggas don’t read….damn, where else can you get a Zane book for wifey, DJ Yella’s autobiography (with forward written by Bishop Desmond Tutu), a Big Lez calendar, and a Frederick Douglass action figure, though? R.I.P Karibu
August 26th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Real Talk: I saw Rey eating a handburger sandwich
August 26th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Zhane reunion coming soon
August 26th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Real Talk: I saw Rey eating a handburger sandwich
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lmao. I almost missed that
August 26th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
first link fixed
August 26th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
# THE-XFACTA Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Real Talk: I saw Rey eating a handburger sandwich
^^^
Rey lost. nasty mothafucka
August 26th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Rae Carruth > Caribou
August 26th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
first link fixed
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that was so 50 comments ago
August 26th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
eskay Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
first link fixed
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Yo Eskay fix the 2nd link where niggas don’t have to hear that shit ever again.. OMG that shit was terrible
August 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
x has an odd obession with rey.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Rick Ross dissing Jacki-O? Why?
August 26th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
X-Facta stay sucking on Rey’s mangina…
August 26th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
X-Facta lost
August 26th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
green eyes Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
x has an odd obession with rey.
***I never understand, why niggas go thru the trouble to try to ether other nah regs when they’re not here…me and pockets’ moms were talking about that in bed, last night….
August 26th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
*lowers head*
August 26th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
^^^
nh
August 26th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
…me and pockets’ moms were talking about that in bed, last night….
^ *plays in trafffic*
August 26th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
# THE-XFACTA Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
*lowers head*
^^^
ayo don’t do that around me b
August 26th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Trick Trick speaks on Yung Berg beatdown
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ever sine cOLD said that the young nerd thing wasnt funny, it has been twice as funny. LMMFAO
August 26th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
green eyes Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
x has an odd obession with rey.
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my bad I just saw that The Real video with him in it and it fucked me up to see that he got that big (nh) Word born, even the hat he was rocking actually looked kinda small
August 26th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
when rick ross starts using auto tune, you know that shits been used way too much
August 26th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
ever sine cOLD said that the young nerd thing wasnt funny, it has been twice as funny. LMMFAO
^even trick didnt laugh … That should tell you something.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
between rick ross, the game, lil wayne, souljah boy, bow wow, and young berg hip hop is a fuckin joke. shut nah right down. focus on rnb.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
He sounds like Chewbacca with that damn AutoTune. Wow.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
i have to say, marco polo showcases two of hip hops greatest lyricists doing what they do best
August 26th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Irony at it’s finest –> Rick Ross….Mrs. OFFICER?
*dies*
August 26th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
ouch. that was rough.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 26th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
We knew he was gonna sound like garbage, but we still opted to listen. Officer Ross sounds like he’s chasing a suspect on C.O.P.S (and he’s out of breath) in Miami or he’s in front of a fan, with a helium balloon Rappin’. Here is Officer Ross’s famous points of reference (CCC, Boobe Boys, Mi-Yayo, Maybach Music, Trilla, Boss) this bamma does just about as many references as Jayceon.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
he askin for it
August 26th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
nigga sounds like he’s drowning
*closes eyes and imagines it*
August 26th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
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August 27th, 2008 at 7:59 am
u know its bad when you don’t even listen to the track but click to see how funny the roast will be