^^Di-damn Plug. What kinda bint are you messing with that she asks you to bring her some McDonalds??? Doesn’t that slapper know that fast food makes girls fart???
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, ‘I wish I had bigger tits’. The boyfriend says ‘well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months’. ‘How will that help to make my tits bigger?’ asks the girlfriend.
‘Well it worked for your ass’ says the boyfriend.
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The old man says, “What?” So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, “what?” So the doctor yells it, “I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!” With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, “He needs a pair of your underwear!”
A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman “Can I smell your cunt?” “Fuck off, no you can’t smell my cunt!” the woman yells back at him, “Oh” he replies, looking slightly confused, “it must be your feet then”.
^i dont get it. *reads from perspective of Britain*
^^How can you not get that??? True story. Yanks, mostly, have got a shit sense of humour. No shots Pock and directed at you, you’re a funny fucker. It’s just you lot are so conditioned to only get blatent humour, it’s embarassing.
To me it seems all EngRep does is come on here and talk shit about America, with an occasional Biggie is GOAT every now and then.
^yea pretty much…but why u mad at that? its all good, just send some shots at Britain like they gotta live through the U.S. empire because they no longer have one of their own
I’ve been listening to the leaked Game songs for the last hour or so on repeat. Yeah he still namedrops but he definitely stepped it up. The production is fire and the guests do justice. I might actually buy this album…
# Culture Shock! Says:
August 14th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Yo…
I’ve been listening to the leaked Game songs for the last hour or so on repeat. Yeah he still namedrops but he definitely stepped it up. The production is fire and the guests do justice. I might actually buy this album…
^
It does sound pretty good. Even the Wayne song My Life is good. I have a feeling LAX will be better than Cubes album.
August 14th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
me: well I promised I would bring it so…
her: OK. well bring me a some McDonalds
^^Di-damn Plug. What kinda bint are you messing with that she asks you to bring her some McDonalds??? Doesn’t that slapper know that fast food makes girls fart???
August 14th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
ha. Trae aint signed to RapALot no more…
August 14th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Got a joke.
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, ‘I wish I had bigger tits’. The boyfriend says ‘well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months’. ‘How will that help to make my tits bigger?’ asks the girlfriend.
‘Well it worked for your ass’ says the boyfriend.
August 14th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Another joke :
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The old man says, “What?” So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, “what?” So the doctor yells it, “I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!” With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, “He needs a pair of your underwear!”
August 14th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
And another one cos I’m in a giving mood :
A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman “Can I smell your cunt?” “Fuck off, no you can’t smell my cunt!” the woman yells back at him, “Oh” he replies, looking slightly confused, “it must be your feet then”.
August 14th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
ha. Trae aint signed to RapALot no more…
^^Oh so Mike Who? Mike Joooooones got him booted off?
August 14th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
‘Well it worked for your ass’ says the boyfriend.
^i dont get it. *reads from perspective of Britain*
August 14th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Saigon to play role in new Harry Potter film
http://www.tinyurl.com/68cx5n
August 14th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
shawty los daughter…….
August 14th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
‘Well it worked for your ass’ says the boyfriend.
^i dont get it. *reads from perspective of Britain*
^^How can you not get that??? True story. Yanks, mostly, have got a shit sense of humour. No shots Pock and directed at you, you’re a funny fucker. It’s just you lot are so conditioned to only get blatent humour, it’s embarassing.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
@ eskay
Why did I already know the “shit” not worth posting.
smh
August 14th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
To me it seems all EngRep does is come on here and talk shit about America, with an occasional Biggie is GOAT every now and then.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
To me it seems all EngRep does is come on here and talk shit about America, with an occasional Biggie is GOAT every now and then.
^yea pretty much…but why u mad at that? its all good, just send some shots at Britain like they gotta live through the U.S. empire because they no longer have one of their own
zing!
August 14th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
SMH at DMX
August 14th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
>Yanks, mostly, have got a shit sense of humour.
^true
>you’re a funny fucker.
^true
August 14th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
oh shit! dmx didnt just get arrested just now
August 14th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
lmao at pocc
oh n trae left rapolot a while bacc
August 14th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Yo…
I’ve been listening to the leaked Game songs for the last hour or so on repeat. Yeah he still namedrops but he definitely stepped it up. The production is fire and the guests do justice. I might actually buy this album…
August 14th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
wait wait wait…mtv news actually went to the ozone Awards?
August 14th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
# Culture Shock! Says:
August 14th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Yo…
I’ve been listening to the leaked Game songs for the last hour or so on repeat. Yeah he still namedrops but he definitely stepped it up. The production is fire and the guests do justice. I might actually buy this album…
^
It does sound pretty good. Even the Wayne song My Life is good. I have a feeling LAX will be better than Cubes album.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
*snatches crack pipe from blaze22′s hands*