August 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
youtube.com/watch?v=YC8yOodw5-M
^One of my favorite nas songs ever
stay chiseled like a box of wife beaters by phila/ lou foringno, arnold shawtzniger type steelo
***That shit was ridic…Large Pro is maaad underrated as a producer, even if he did almost fuck up his own verse by saying “for shizzle my nizzle”—Large Pro’s solo jawn was decent, too, even if it did come like a decade after he said “Queens reprensent, buy the album when I drop it”, on Midnight Marauders…
you do your ups, you cut it up like a bag of dope – Peedi – “Perrion”
Nothin’ gay about this video to me. I’m noticing more and more Black men in the urban/hiphop community releasing workout dvds (i.e. Bartenderz, Bar Masters Xtreme, LL, and one of my homies just released one with Ray Lewis… LF: shoutout to the Ravens for last night’s victory). It’s about time that we support our own and do for self. Many of our own would pay a lumpsome a month to workout in a gym around a bunch of sweaty dudes and have a white personal trainer rather than buying an instructional dvd from one of our own. Not sayin’ that Cease is a fitness guru by any means, but if he was certified we still find something to complain about. Nubian peoples’ health has been in dire condition for many years and we’re leading the pack in multiple heart and blood diseases. You aint gotta cop Cease’s dvd, but sayin’ a man is gay for working out and tryin’ to show others how to do it is a far reach, IMO.
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Them Chinese got the art of the firework down to a T…!
^Yeah, Chinese invented gun powder exclusively for firecrackers and enjoyment. Arabs invented guns and used their (the Chinese) invention to make weapons.
*dapz Nah collective*
It’s officially Ravens season.
Next week it’s vs. the Vikings aka Purple Rain. Lol
The funniest workout video promo i’ve ever seen, was some kind of homothug looking DVD Ruff Riders (none) was promoting back in the day, with niggas doing pullups on streetlights and monkey bars (no P!), and shit….co-sign Billz on the need for our people to get in better shape (no Dr. ian Smith)- we’re not saying Cease is gay for working out, we’re saying that whoever posted this shit pulled a hella suspect move….
Based on what we were saying last week, about judging a chick by
“dicks on her jacket”, when it came to selecting wifey material- Tito Ortiz lost, infinitely…
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Nubian peoples’ health has been in dire condition for many years and we’re leading the pack in multiple heart and blood diseases. You aint gotta cop Cease’s dvd, but sayin’ a man is gay for working out and tryin’ to show others how to do it is a far reach, IMO.
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… whaddup Mayor … your points are well taken … but we aint bashing good health … we bashing the fact that some grown man posted a video featuring Cease’s biceps, lats, chest, and triceps … and the post stayed featured too long … this shit was NRLite material at best … and besides, im already in good shape … i’ll follow Men’s Health Magazine, before i accept Lil Cease as a personal trainer … and the Ravens suck … who they QB is ?? … who they coach is ??? … where is Jamal Lewis ?? (cleveland) … how OLD is Ray-Ray ?? …
August 8th, 2008 at 8:35 am
The funniest workout video promo i’ve ever seen, was some kind of homothug looking DVD Ruff Riders (none) was promoting back in the day, with niggas doing pullups on streetlights and monkey bars (no P!), and shit….
^That’s actually the new trend of workout that’s spreading fast. It’s some dudes that were incarcerated that practice body sculpting (nh) with using only the bars, no weights:
I actually met Prophecy and Hannibal (BarMastersXtreme, used to belong to Bartenderz) in Harlem on 125th during PR Weekend. These ninjas looked like off-duty bouncers or superheroes. Actually chopped it up with them for a few. Madd humble and had a lot of intrguing info.
Billz warn a brother before you up a link like that, I instantly clicked that shit off when it was 8 niggas doing god knows what on that lil ass jungle gym outside. Hoggin up the kids jungle gym like that. j/k All jokes aside, that’s very creative, ninjas always find a way to make something out of nothing.
*Does 98 diamond cuts with one leg in the air* (n/h)
Billz warn a brother before you up a link like that, I instantly clicked that shit off when it was 8 niggas doing god knows what on that lil ass jungle gym outside. Hoggin up the kids jungle gym like that
***LMAO…Damn, you’re on a roll today, Jure 88 (c) B-more accent
All jokes aside, that’s very creative, ninjas always find a way to make something out of nothing\
***we used potatoes making liquor/just to prove we some creative niggas/making something outta nothing is how god works/and you’ll get nothing without struggle and hard work (c) Naaaaaaaaaas
The jugle gym is for fun activities ONLY, can’t be ganging up on the jungle gym if you aint having fun. Niggas be taking the jungle gym too seriously now a days.
The jugle gym is for fun activities ONLY, can’t be ganging up on the jungle gym if you aint having fun. Niggas be taking the jungle gym too seriously now a days.
^^^^
August 8th, 2008 at 8:59 am
The jugle gym is for fun activities ONLY, can’t be ganging up on the jungle gym if you aint having fun. Niggas be taking the jungle gym too seriously now a days.
**Say word…when I take my son to the playground, i be swangin (no mint condition) across that armbar jawn, like I’m 8 years old, too…if Billz’s workout jawn catches on, I guess we’re gonna have to wait for the knuckleheads to stop doing pullups first, though
i always find it hilarious when they show those al quaeda videos of them training and they’re just swinging across some monkey bars in ski masks. like thats gonna come in real useful when ur in a park and the fbi turned the ground into lava
ive seen dudes training in the subway station, and they are mad brawlic too. they do pull ups on the signs, they do bench presses with the garbage cans, they do crunches on the middle of the platform and people gotta walk around them. they run laps up and down the platform, they do dumbell curls with peoples babies
… whaddup Mayor … your points are well taken … but we aint bashing good health … we bashing the fact that some grown man posted a video featuring Cease’s biceps, lats, chest, and triceps … and the post stayed featured too long … this shit was NRLite material at best … and besides, im already in good shape … i’ll follow Men’s Health Magazine, before i accept Lil Cease as a personal trainer … and the Ravens suck … who they QB is ?? … who they coach is ??? … where is Jamal Lewis ?? (cleveland) … how OLD is Ray-Ray ?? …
^Points duly noted. Yeah, I didn’t really think about it from that angle because this is usually some NRLite type shit.
Not for nothin’ for but Cease > Men’s Health mag. Men’s Health is owned by rich crackers who have paid sponsers and ads to manipulate the belief that those products and regimens are effective. Cease is non-rich ninja who has somehow managed to relatively fit on a bodega diet and doing sprints from Maino. Point for Cease.
How dare you disrespect the REAL purple? With only 6 years under our belt we obtained a ring. Vikings? Them niggas better Ahmad Rashad or Lynn Swann… Vikings who actually went to Bowl games. Our RB hasn’t showed any promise, that’s fair. However the Black QB seems like he’ll be in the starting line-up over Boller a few times this year. And besides, since when has Ravens offense ever gotten us anywhere? Meanwhile the 1st year, 2nd year, and special teams played yesterday like they’re ready to prove something to the conference this year. And Ray-Ray could be 50 and lock down the top 3 offenses with his leadership.
I suggest you start respecting our Purple.
Also, Vikings purple colors are about 2 shades from lavender. Very suspect…
Not for nothin’ for but Cease > Men’s Health mag. Men’s Health is owned by rich crackers who have paid sponsers and ads to manipulate the belief that those products and regimens are effective. Cease is non-rich ninja who has somehow managed to relatively fit on a bodega diet and doing sprints from Maino. Point for Cease.
***LOL…Mens health is innovative, from time to time…I subscribe for tips (none) and shit, but I never use supplements or any or that shit…the media in general is owned by advertisers, though- subliminals and shit
yo screw instructional dvds for working out, all u gotta do is pop in a copy of Enter the Dragon and get ur bruce lee on. practice ur kung fu moves while watching that shit and thats ur cardio right there.
yo screw instructional dvds for working out, all u gotta do is pop in a copy of Enter the Dragon and get ur bruce lee on. practice ur kung fu moves while watching that shit and thats ur cardio right there.
^^
LOL!
Instructional videos are soft porn… word to Denise Austen
my workout video would be me in purple latex and a headband with those litle two-stair platform jawns going “Kick, Kick, Superkick, punch, thrust, step up, step down, read a book, superkick the book we dont need it, kick”
Billz warn a brother before you up a link like that, I instantly clicked that shit off when it was 8 niggas doing god knows what on that lil ass jungle gym outside. Hoggin up the kids jungle gym like that. j/k All jokes aside, that’s very creative, ninjas always find a way to make something out of nothing.
*Does 98 diamond cuts with one leg in the air* (n/h)
^lmaooooooo
YO, the first time I seen that Barmasters clip I had to refresh the screen to make sure no 2 dudes were in no way on top of each other or had any type of homothug contact. I would’ve erased that shit off of my browser history.
Yo, the stone soul came fast as shit, to me, that always idicate the end is near, I didn’t go swimming, I clubbed it up at the beginning, no amusement parks (no fiddy) nothing, I went to the art scape tho, so it wasn’t a total bust (n/h)
LF- I was looking at the Washington Post comics section today, and I think I need to become a comic strip author- I’ve got a decent sense of humor, and I’m a dope artist—whereas 99% of what you see in the “funnies” is halfassed garbage…
i bet richard simmons is stronger than anyone , that dude got strength u dont get from lifting weights but the strength u get after u give birth to a child
Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:30 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Joe is on a roll today…
Speaking of the Chuck E Cheese ball pit…that has to be one of themost fun yet unsanitary things to play in as a kid.
Oh, and when did Chuck E start serving liquor?
***WTF? Only in Philly, lol…the Chuck E Cheese in Largo is the ghettoest jawn, ever- pretty much a renovated food court with an arcade and a ball pit…
^^^
Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
i bet richard simmons is stronger than anyone , that dude got strength u dont get from lifting weights but the strength u get after u give birth to a child
***Everybody things they can punk a faggot- faggots are the most hardcore m’fukkas on earth…most men are scared to death of taking a dick in the ass, but they do that shit for fun (None to the Nth degree)- I think that was from Earthquake’s standup?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
i bet richard simmons is stronger than anyone , that dude got strength u dont get from lifting weights but the strength u get after u give birth to a child
^WTF?! Lol
exercising your gay-like mind like Richard Simmons – Camel GOAT
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…
^^^^
August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.
***LOL…man, I went to visit wifey’s people in SE (in the projects, across the street from a halfway house) for the 4th of July…I had to go to my car to get something, and lo and behold, some random niggas was sitting on my car hood with their kids, watching fireworks…I almost had a stroke/caught a charge…swear f’gawd, i felt like “Stanley” on “Friday”- “Get..off my freaking grass!!!!”—-I hit the alarm on my jawn, and ninjas scattered like roaches with the light on…
Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…
Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.
“Hold up fam, 3 more reps and I’m good”
*Dies*
Niggas be putting they feet on the counter doing push ups in line at chic-fil-a, holding the line up & shit
August 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…
^ ^ ^
The fu*k are these places you going to?
***LOL…mostly in Washington, DC- in the Southeast section…shit is like nowhere else in the world…
THAT DUDE FROM BARMASTERS WAS IN THE SUPERMAN POSITION WITH JUST HIS PINKYS ON THE BAR AND HIS LEGS WERE PERFECTLY HORIZONTAL AND A SMALL CHILD WAS JUMPING ON HIS BACK…AND THEN HE STARTED TWISTING HIS LEGS LIKE A PRETZEL
August 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.
“Hold up fam, 3 more reps and I’m good”
*Dies*
Niggas be putting they feet on the counter doing push ups in line at chic-fil-a, holding the line up & shit
^LMFAO! Yo feet be all in the kethup buckets n’ shit.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
It woulda been weird, if Biggie had lived, followed Cease’s program, and got all diesel, like that one nigga from the Fat Boys? (none)
u see ninjas pulling the manhole covers from out of the street and doing dips into the hole while holding the edge of the opening…cars would be swerving out of the way trying not to kill that guy
August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.
***LOL…man, I went to visit wifey’s people in SE (in the projects, across the street from a halfway house) for the 4th of July…I had to go to my car to get something, and lo and behold, some random niggas was sitting on my car hood with their kids, watching fireworks…I almost had a stroke/caught a charge…swear f’gawd, i felt like “Stanley” on “Friday”- “Get..off my freaking grass!!!!”—-I hit the alarm on my jawn, and ninjas scattered like roaches with the light on…
^At least it wasn’t bunch of random thugs and you’re in front of a random chick’s crib where she is runnin’ her mouth talkin’ about, “they aint gonna do shit, I know them niggas”… now you out there for dolo thinkin’ that this heffa should STFU before it’s a ruckus in front of her house and you know damn well she aint helpin’.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:43 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
It woulda been weird, if Biggie had lived, followed Cease’s program, and got all diesel, like that one nigga from the Fat Boys? (none)
^^^
Price Markie Dee?
***Prince markie dee was the lightskinned one, right? Not him- the one who did that “Champagne” video with Chris Rock
THE DUDE WAS IN PUSHUP POSITION THEN STARTED SHIFTING LEFT TO THE RIGHT AND DID THE WORM FORWARD AND REVERSE AND THEN DID THE HARLEM SHAKE WHILE STILL IN THE PUSHUP
August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
It woulda been weird, if Biggie had lived, followed Cease’s program, and got all diesel, like that one nigga from the Fat Boys? (none)
^^^
Price Markie Dee?
***Prince markie dee was the lightskinned one, right? Not him- the one who did that “Champagne” video with Chris Rock
one of my favorite exercise regiments: door in the bathroom behind the entrance door and whenever people try to come in and push the door back at them and scream is that the best u got. if u get really good u got like twenty dudes who need to pee pushing at the door
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
one of my favorite exercise regiments: door in the bathroom behind the entrance door and whenever people try to come in and push the door back at them and scream is that the best u got. if u get really good u got like twenty dudes who need to pee pushing at the door
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
# D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
^^^^
You better work it out. Especially for how much their shit costs.
***I’ve never been to whole foods- I should prolly check it out, though…Safeway does a decent job of stocking nutritious food, though…that, and the Amish market blicka…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
^ it kinda is… and relatively overpriced. I can get better organics at the farmers market. the ppl that shop there always tend to be in a pissy ass mood too. motherfuckers just need more cheeseburger and whole fat icecream in their lives
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:55 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
# D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
^^^^
You better work it out. Especially for how much their shit costs.
***I’ve never been to whole foods- I should prolly check it out, though…Safeway does a decent job of stocking nutritious food, though…that, and the Amish market blicka…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
^^
The Amish Market = crack.
Whole Foods is so expensive, its ridiculous. Trader Joe’s has their limits but Whole Foods, even for how good their food can be, ain’t cheap.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am
…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
^ it kinda is… and relatively overpriced. I can get better organics at the farmers market. the ppl that shop there always tend to be in a pissy ass mood too. motherfuckers just need more cheeseburger and whole fat icecream in their lives
^^^
My word is BOND, i JUST ordered a Burger for Breakfast. (goes in)
One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
^^^^
You better work it out. Especially for how much their shit costs.
***I’ve never been to whole foods- I should prolly check it out, though…Safeway does a decent job of stocking nutritious food, though…that, and the Amish market blicka…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
^^
The Amish Market = crack.
Whole Foods is so expensive, its ridiculous. Trader Joe’s has their limits but Whole Foods, even for how good their food can be, ain’t cheap.
^^^
Fuck Whole Foods, aint NEVER a bad bitch in whole Foods, Just PorkChop Gut bitches, Moms who cant cook, Midlife Yuppie bitches & Fake treeHuggers.
yesterday i was with my squad and theres this nice bakery/food type joint near my school and they have a deal where from 7-8 pm all the cookies n brownies and other baked shit is half off. so we went and we were sitting on the bench outside just eating and we saw this dude walk up to the store and check his watch and it was like 7:30 and the dude did a fist pump and mouthed “yesss” i was like *deaddddddd* that dude is the man
Yo, is there a farmer’s market in York, PA? Or an Amish market? And co-sign Greens that mofos that be in Whole Foods act like they got a problem or their shit don’t stink. Especially the heffas. Actin’ like they can’t say what up. Take your spinach dip and move the fuck outta my way before you get tripped.
Fuck Whole Foods, aint NEVER a bad bitch in whole Foods, Just PorkChop Gut bitches, Moms who cant cook, Midlife Yuppie bitches & Fake treeHuggers.
***Man, word is bond (c) 1987, there be some baaaaaaaaad ass honeys (c) 1989 in the Amish market, really, in the supermarket in general…prolly more dymes per capita, than any other place…there’s this scene in this stupid ass movie, can’t think of the name, but it stars that dude from “let’s go to prison”, where he anonymously buys women groceries, like niggas be buying drinks in a bar, then he starts macking on them at the checkout- dumb movie, but that scene was hilarious…
Yo, is there a farmer’s market in York, PA? Or an Amish market? And co-sign Greens that mofos that be in Whole Foods act like they got a problem or their shit don’t stink. Especially the heffas. Actin’ like they can’t say what up. Take your spinach dip and move the fuck outta my way before you get tripped.
^^^
There probably is. The one me and my Pops go to is in Burtonsville, MD.
Applaud me, I haven’t touched alcohol in like 3 weeks…I think I’m through drinking for real- it’s not that fun, when nobody you know drinks, and the only m’fukkas you get to drink with are sad oldheads at cookouts and young cousins who always drink to much, and get sick..
@ Billz- Upper Marlboro isn’t that far from you…I don’t know the exact distance, but Bowie’s only like 19 miles from BWI, and that’s the next neighboring town to UM
Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.
^^^
See, PA is Ass Backwards… How ya’ll gonna have people who carries groceries, but u gotta Pump your own GAS… that’s ass backwards, sorry.
*jersey STAND UP*
^ the ppl here who carry the griceriesa re little old men trying to stretch their retirement money.. i feel bad letting them carry my stuff so i do it myself.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Reheating pizza»»reheating chinesse
***Yeah, Chinese food gets all greasy and shit, especially Egg Foo Yung (my shit)…LF, but dafuck they be making whatever you want, in like 10 minutes, and they got 100 items on the menu and 20 niggas in line (nope)?
# SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:14 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am
# SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
pockets Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
the dude walked out of the joint with a bag full of stuff and a huge smile on his face
^^^
i see niggas do that shit alot in PA… Mufuckas in Penn, STAY jackin Groceries.
^^^
Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.
^^^
See, PA is Ass Backwards… How ya’ll gonna have people who carries groceries, but u gotta Pump your own GAS… that’s ass backwards, sorry.
*jersey STAND UP*
^^^
You Jersey people are lazy. Everytime you come here, you don’t know how to pump your gas and I see you struggling, trying to figure it out. I’m nice enough to help people out but most of the time, you in trouble. Just drive over the bridge and get your gas in Camden.
^ the ppl here who carry the griceriesa re little old men trying to stretch their retirement money.. i feel bad letting them carry my stuff so i do it myself.
***I’m paranoid, but whenever I see old men packing groceries, or homeless people, i jive wanna talk to them, to figure out what the fuck they did to end up like that, so that I can avoid a similar fate…
You Jersey people are lazy. Everytime you come here, you don’t know how to pump your gas and I see you struggling, trying to figure it out. I’m nice enough to help people out but most of the time, you in trouble. Just drive over the bridge and get your gas in Camden.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.
^^^
See, PA is Ass Backwards… How ya’ll gonna have people who carries groceries, but u gotta Pump your own GAS… that’s ass backwards, sorry.
*jersey STAND UP*
^ the ppl here who carry the griceriesa re little old men trying to stretch their retirement money.. i feel bad letting them carry my stuff so i do it myself.
^^^
u dont think Ol’Men carry pistols & trick on young bitches? …u better watch dem niggas… (c: Escobar)
August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
@ Billz- Upper Marlboro isn’t that far from you…I don’t know the exact distance, but Bowie’s only like 19 miles from BWI, and that’s the next neighboring town to UM
^Damn… Bowie is a damn hike for me. Lol. I’ll make it out there ONLY if I can’t find one in PA.
83 > 295
But co-sign on Egg Foo Yung being the SHIT! Every now and then I’ll treat myself to shrimp egg foo yung or veggie egg foo yung. Greasy as hell but it’s madd filling.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
word icon, i used to fuck with shrimp egg foo yung heavy….
now its straight ribs or rib tips
***True story- I’ve only ordered something besides Egg Foo Yung or Steak and cheese at a carryout like twice, and I’ve been disappointed…why are the only good carryouts the joints in the hood, with the bulletproof glass and shit? LOL
August 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
the most ghetto carryout ever- Al’s Deli, near the Navy Yard..if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL
August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
the most ghetto carryout ever- Al’s Deli, near the Navy Yard..if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL
^^^
Thats where the whores be @…
***LOL…that’s where I work at, right now—if I threw a rock, I could hit the Nationals Stadium; I park in the Nats lot every day…
Digital Scales Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
anybody here ever serve jury duty?
^nope, but if they ask you, tell em you got beat up by the police or something, or you don’t agree with what the police stand for, they’ll drop you like a bad habit (c) 90′s slang
August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
the most ghetto carryout ever- Al’s Deli, near the Navy Yard..if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL
^^^
Thats where the whores be @…
***LOL…that’s where I work at, right now—if I threw a rock, I could hit the Nationals Stadium; I park in the Nats lot every day…
^^^
aint no REAL strips, like it used to be in Jersey…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
egg fo use to be my shit, now it’s shrimp lo mein, or seafood fried rice,
^Yo… what these other mofos in here know about that Yat Gaw Mein (pronounced “yock-uh-me”, lol). I asked around and that shit seems like it’s sold exclusively in B’more. People think that it’s lo mein noodles but it’s not. It has to be the most ghetto Asian cuisine of all time.
I only had one, got it at this spot on north ave, I was a lil drunk, & it sounds like it would taste horrible, but that night ch/stk egg roll = instant crack
August 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Digital Scales Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
anybody here ever serve jury duty?
^nope, but if they ask you, tell em you got beat up by the police or something, or you don’t agree with what the police stand for, they’ll drop you like a bad habit (c) 90’s slang
Digital Scales Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
anybody here ever serve jury duty?
^nope, but if they ask you, tell em you got beat up by the police or something, or you don’t agree with what the police stand for, they’ll drop you like a bad habit (c) 90’s slang
^ or flip and go the other way and talk about how you like judging other and people need to punished more severely, and you hate whatever race the defendant is because they’re all killers/crooks/etc
I only had one, got it at this spot on north ave, I was a lil drunk, & it sounds like it would taste horrible, but that night ch/stk egg roll = instant crack
^^^
***LOL…that’s where I work at, right now—if I threw a rock, I could hit the Nationals Stadium; I park in the Nats lot every day…
^^^
aint no REAL strips, like it used to be in Jersey…
**they’re “gentrifying” the hell outta this area…word to the strip clubs- Nexxus Gold and Club 55, being demolished for apartments and condo developments…
i used to live by mt. vernon sq when i was a kid and the last time i drove through there, in like 2005, i almost cried (n/h) at how different it was. i couldn’t even recognize it. lol i miss the prostitutes and red tops in the gutter, those days are gone forever. and that was 3 years ago, i’m sure now it’s even more different
August 8th, 2008 at 10:38 am
>>they’re “gentrifying” the hell outta this area…
i used to live by mt. vernon sq when i was a kid and the last time i drove through there, in like 2005, i almost cried (n/h) at how different it was. i couldn’t even recognize it. lol i miss the prostitutes and red tops in the gutter, those days are gone forever. and that was 3 years ago, i’m sure now it’s even more different
***If you want a real shock, hit up Gallery Place/Chinatown…that bitch looks like Georgetown, now…
real talk the chinese restaurants here make better tostones than the latinos
^^
they flip it crazy too, they just take them out the frier and smash them with the side of the butchers knife…
god and U st… that place was the fucking wild west when i was a teenager. you come up out of the metro at 5pm and hear gunshots a few blocks away. now it’s like cafes and shit. never thought i’d see that.
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:39 am
hip hop cops Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:38 am
>>they’re “gentrifying” the hell outta this area…
i used to live by mt. vernon sq when i was a kid and the last time i drove through there, in like 2005, i almost cried (n/h) at how different it was. i couldn’t even recognize it. lol i miss the prostitutes and red tops in the gutter, those days are gone forever. and that was 3 years ago, i’m sure now it’s even more different
***If you want a real shock, hit up Gallery Place/Chinatown…that bitch looks like Georgetown, now…
^^
YES! But please tell those teenagers to get the fuck out of my way when I’m walking down the street. I almost got in a fight with one of those man-broads.
This is exactly how I want to start my day, with a big ole bucket of Lil Cease…
***AYO?
^^^^^^
I guess I should have captioned that twice, the *monotone* caption meant I was not even halfway serious, which I figured would prevent me from having to put *sarcastically* as a caption
YES! But please tell those teenagers to get the fuck out of my way when I’m walking down the street. I almost got in a fight with one of those man-broads.
^^^^
You mean the yungins’ with the dreads, 28 Slims on (jeans be so tight they can get their leg pregant), and the Dunks, Vans, Creative Recreation shoes etc… you talking about those 80′s babys? When we were that young we HAD to wear 28 slims (Lee’s) cause it wasn’t really no other choices (Shoutout to MORTONS). But these bammas where them for fun. WTF! Just because you’re a 80′s borderline 90′s baby doesn’t mean you have to dress like it. Leave the Parasuco Jeans to the FEMALES! “Take advantage Craig, take advantage!” (c) Smokey
August 8th, 2008 at 5:36 am
ladies loathe lil cease…
August 8th, 2008 at 5:50 am
respect.
if only some of u clowns got off the computer for once in ur miserable pathetic lives.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Too bad he can’t spell physical in this video.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:00 am
# Deep North Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Too bad he can’t spell physical in this video.
^^
“Pyhsical Fitness”
lol
August 8th, 2008 at 7:04 am
how can anybody take this nigga seriously after that video with him dancin butt nekkid.
N/H PAUSE and all of that
August 8th, 2008 at 7:07 am
^^^
extremely suspect
August 8th, 2008 at 7:27 am
steroids are a helluva drug … Cease got D’s mothafucka D’s couldn’t pass the moment where he does the crunches I think I’m bouta throw up right now
August 8th, 2008 at 7:53 am
… what exactly was the purpose for posting this video ?? …
… lemme find out Eskay or Nation (or both) is gay …
… EEWWWWW …
August 8th, 2008 at 8:17 am
*blogs from a barely awake perspective*
August 8th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Yeah this video is hella gay. I couldn’t make it pass the 2:30 mark w/o feeling slightly funny (n/h)
August 8th, 2008 at 8:21 am
what in the name of Elton John is this shit? (no this post)
August 8th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Is anybody watching this Olympics opening ceremony?!
Its the bollocks mayne..
Them Chinese got the art of the firework down to a T…!
whattup nah?
August 8th, 2008 at 8:21 am
I guess you gotta be in decent shape to stay on the run from Maino n’ dem? (nope)
August 8th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Them Chinese got the art of the firework down to a T…!
***they invented fireworks, right? Maybe that’s totally wrong, but anyway, whaddup? ***Daps***
August 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
youtube.com/watch?v=YC8yOodw5-M
^One of my favorite nas songs ever
stay chiseled like a box of wife beaters by phila/ lou foringno, arnold shawtzniger type steelo
August 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
LMAO @ all of the nah posts saying whether eskay or nation posted them, EXCEPT THIS ONE
August 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
All good Ike…
***they invented fireworks, right?
^
^
I cant beleive it mayne.. Im sure they did..
this shit is bananas (-)..
August 8th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
youtube.com/watch?v=YC8yOodw5-M
^One of my favorite nas songs ever
stay chiseled like a box of wife beaters by phila/ lou foringno, arnold shawtzniger type steelo
***That shit was ridic…Large Pro is maaad underrated as a producer, even if he did almost fuck up his own verse by saying “for shizzle my nizzle”—Large Pro’s solo jawn was decent, too, even if it did come like a decade after he said “Queens reprensent, buy the album when I drop it”, on Midnight Marauders…
August 8th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Posted by nation in Miscellaneous, Music | 17 Comments »
^Nation, you have some explaining to do
August 8th, 2008 at 8:30 am
That full Fat Joe interview he did with juan epstein is one of the best interviews iv ever heard….Seriously
August 8th, 2008 at 8:30 am
I think this video was meant for me to see, not you all lol
August 8th, 2008 at 8:32 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:30 am
I think this video was meant for me to see, not you all lol
****LOL…whaddup, CiCi? You “want an interlude, in the nude” ? (c) Cease
August 8th, 2008 at 8:33 am
you do your ups, you cut it up like a bag of dope – Peedi – “Perrion”
Nothin’ gay about this video to me. I’m noticing more and more Black men in the urban/hiphop community releasing workout dvds (i.e. Bartenderz, Bar Masters Xtreme, LL, and one of my homies just released one with Ray Lewis… LF: shoutout to the Ravens for last night’s victory). It’s about time that we support our own and do for self. Many of our own would pay a lumpsome a month to workout in a gym around a bunch of sweaty dudes and have a white personal trainer rather than buying an instructional dvd from one of our own. Not sayin’ that Cease is a fitness guru by any means, but if he was certified we still find something to complain about. Nubian peoples’ health has been in dire condition for many years and we’re leading the pack in multiple heart and blood diseases. You aint gotta cop Cease’s dvd, but sayin’ a man is gay for working out and tryin’ to show others how to do it is a far reach, IMO.
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Them Chinese got the art of the firework down to a T…!
***they invented fireworks, right? Maybe that’s totally wrong, but anyway, whaddup? ***Daps***
^Yeah, Chinese invented gun powder exclusively for firecrackers and enjoyment. Arabs invented guns and used their (the Chinese) invention to make weapons.
*dapz Nah collective*
It’s officially Ravens season.
Next week it’s vs. the Vikings aka Purple Rain. Lol
August 8th, 2008 at 8:35 am
The funniest workout video promo i’ve ever seen, was some kind of homothug looking DVD Ruff Riders (none) was promoting back in the day, with niggas doing pullups on streetlights and monkey bars (no P!), and shit….co-sign Billz on the need for our people to get in better shape (no Dr. ian Smith)- we’re not saying Cease is gay for working out, we’re saying that whoever posted this shit pulled a hella suspect move….
August 8th, 2008 at 8:35 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
LMAO @ all of the nah posts saying whether eskay or nation posted them, EXCEPT THIS ONE
————
… i noticed that too … ol closet ass niggas …
August 8th, 2008 at 8:36 am
landLORD Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:35 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
LMAO @ all of the nah posts saying whether eskay or nation posted them, EXCEPT THIS ONE
————
… i noticed that too … ol closet ass niggas …
**LOL..now nate’s name shows up
August 8th, 2008 at 8:37 am
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:32 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:30 am
I think this video was meant for me to see, not you all lol
****LOL…whaddup, CiCi? You “want an interlude, in the nude” ? (c) Cease
^^^
LOL! “You want a cheap chick, you betta go down to Freaknik” (c) Kumbucket Kim
August 8th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Kumbucket Kim
***FLOOR
August 8th, 2008 at 8:39 am
this looks weird
tinyurl.com/6d3rf6
August 8th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Based on what we were saying last week, about judging a chick by
“dicks on her jacket”, when it came to selecting wifey material- Tito Ortiz lost, infinitely…
Jameson Pregnant
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Former adult film star Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with her first child.
Jameson, 34, is said to be “thrilled” after discovering she and her partner, Ultimate Fighting Champion athlete Tito Ortiz, will soon become parents.
A source tells New York gossip column PageSix, “She had a bunch of meetings and things planned…, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything.
“She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”
Jameson has previously expressed her desperation to become a mother, after failing to conceive via in vitro fertilisation (IVF) and miscarrying during her marriage to Jay Grdina, which ended in divorce in 2006.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:42 am
You want a cheap chick, you betta go down to Freaknik” (
***R.I.P…freaknik…and I never even got a chance to hit that joint up- attending that jawn was one of my greatest ass-pirations (none)
August 8th, 2008 at 8:43 am
***copyrights the term “ass-pirations”, to be labeled on an upcoming product designed to reduce booty sweat on skrippas (no freaknik)
August 8th, 2008 at 8:47 am
but sayin’ a man is gay for working out and tryin’ to show others how to do it is a far reach, IMO.
^Nice way to take the humor out of the room today, lol (j/k)
@Icon
I remember that ruff ryders workout video, instant humor.
Instructor: a’ight dis what u dew, find the nearest street pole, or playground, whichever one suits your comfort, & go for yours, like this
*dude jumps 10 feet in the air to grab street pole*
Instructor: not only is this a good & free workout, you can see the honeys from a 2 to 4 block radius, while your getting your vin diesel on
*Pitbulls start barking*
August 8th, 2008 at 8:47 am
LOL, that kid is in for it.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:49 am
***FLOOR*** @ Joe’s narrative of the Ruff Riders vid
August 8th, 2008 at 8:49 am
DBillz says
Nubian peoples’ health has been in dire condition for many years and we’re leading the pack in multiple heart and blood diseases. You aint gotta cop Cease’s dvd, but sayin’ a man is gay for working out and tryin’ to show others how to do it is a far reach, IMO.
———–
… whaddup Mayor … your points are well taken … but we aint bashing good health … we bashing the fact that some grown man posted a video featuring Cease’s biceps, lats, chest, and triceps … and the post stayed featured too long … this shit was NRLite material at best … and besides, im already in good shape … i’ll follow Men’s Health Magazine, before i accept Lil Cease as a personal trainer … and the Ravens suck … who they QB is ?? … who they coach is ??? … where is Jamal Lewis ?? (cleveland) … how OLD is Ray-Ray ?? …
Viking purple > Laker purple > LA Kings purple > Sacramento Kings purple > Ravens purple
August 8th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Still LOL
not only is this a good & free workout, you can see the honeys from a 2 to 4 block radius, while your getting your vin diesel on
Classic
August 8th, 2008 at 8:50 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:35 am
The funniest workout video promo i’ve ever seen, was some kind of homothug looking DVD Ruff Riders (none) was promoting back in the day, with niggas doing pullups on streetlights and monkey bars (no P!), and shit….
^That’s actually the new trend of workout that’s spreading fast. It’s some dudes that were incarcerated that practice body sculpting (nh) with using only the bars, no weights:
http://www.barmastersxtreme.com/
Bartendarz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh8196fE1dY
I actually met Prophecy and Hannibal (BarMastersXtreme, used to belong to Bartenderz) in Harlem on 125th during PR Weekend. These ninjas looked like off-duty bouncers or superheroes. Actually chopped it up with them for a few. Madd humble and had a lot of intrguing info.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:51 am
@ land- word up- plus, you also gotta take into account the fact that Cease-a-homo stripped for dudes in a hotel room…
August 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
These ninjas looked like off-duty bouncers or superheroes.
-LOL
August 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
@ Billz- I remember when you mentioned the Bartenderz…I just assumed they were an obscure rap group, or some shit…
August 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
… Browns > Ravens …
… Bengals > Ravens …
… Steelers > Ravens …
… the Ravens will probably finish in last place …
August 8th, 2008 at 8:54 am
wtf eskay how did you not post this, pete rosenberg posted the o.g. ready to die bootleg on his website
http://www.rosenbergradio.com/2008/08/02/an-weekend-treat-for-true-hip-hop-heads/
August 8th, 2008 at 8:54 am
***My body is friggin’ awesome (c) Ray Lewis (none), during halftime in the scrimmage vs. the Patriots and their unknown QB
August 8th, 2008 at 8:55 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:51 am
@ land- word up- plus, you also gotta take into account the fact that Cease-a-homo stripped for dudes in a hotel room…
—————–
… i wasnt aware of that disturbing fact … they should all get lynched …
August 8th, 2008 at 8:55 am
i mean it’s g rap > biggie all day everyday, but still, ready to die the o.g. version, thats pretty crazy… i didnt even know it existed
August 8th, 2008 at 8:55 am
barmastersxtreme.com/
*Runs to the bathroom*
*runs buckets of water in eyes*
Billz warn a brother before you up a link like that, I instantly clicked that shit off when it was 8 niggas doing god knows what on that lil ass jungle gym outside. Hoggin up the kids jungle gym like that. j/k All jokes aside, that’s very creative, ninjas always find a way to make something out of nothing.
*Does 98 diamond cuts with one leg in the air* (n/h)
August 8th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Billz warn a brother before you up a link like that, I instantly clicked that shit off when it was 8 niggas doing god knows what on that lil ass jungle gym outside. Hoggin up the kids jungle gym like that
***LMAO…Damn, you’re on a roll today, Jure 88 (c) B-more accent
August 8th, 2008 at 8:57 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
These ninjas looked like off-duty bouncers or superheroes
*death by excersize*
*Hands spotrusherz late pass*
I posted that in the thread like last week
Praise me!
August 8th, 2008 at 8:58 am
All jokes aside, that’s very creative, ninjas always find a way to make something out of nothing\
***we used potatoes making liquor/just to prove we some creative niggas/making something outta nothing is how god works/and you’ll get nothing without struggle and hard work (c) Naaaaaaaaaas
August 8th, 2008 at 8:59 am
The jugle gym is for fun activities ONLY, can’t be ganging up on the jungle gym if you aint having fun. Niggas be taking the jungle gym too seriously now a days.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:00 am
All joking aside, all vocals aside, I WILL FUCK YOUR ASS (n/hh) UP, punk, d’fuck I look like (c) P!!!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 9:01 am
# Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:59 am
The jugle gym is for fun activities ONLY, can’t be ganging up on the jungle gym if you aint having fun. Niggas be taking the jungle gym too seriously now a days.
^^^^
Word to getting in wood chip fights
August 8th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Next thing you know, niggas gonna be in the balls at chucky E cheese doing crunches & shit.
Niggas gonna be in the kiddie pool working on there upper body
Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on
WTF?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:02 am
i havent been awake this early since reasonable doubt dropped
August 8th, 2008 at 9:02 am
‘OK and today we got Fullanito from Bushwick…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:59 am
The jugle gym is for fun activities ONLY, can’t be ganging up on the jungle gym if you aint having fun. Niggas be taking the jungle gym too seriously now a days.
**Say word…when I take my son to the playground, i be swangin (no mint condition) across that armbar jawn, like I’m 8 years old, too…if Billz’s workout jawn catches on, I guess we’re gonna have to wait for the knuckleheads to stop doing pullups first, though
August 8th, 2008 at 9:04 am
nigs gon be playing xbox with thumb weights on
August 8th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Next thing you know, niggas gonna be in the balls at chucky E cheese doing crunches & shit.
Niggas gonna be in the kiddie pool working on there upper body
Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on
WTF?
***This whole routine has me cracking the fuck up…you should sell that shit to a standup comedian, fam***
August 8th, 2008 at 9:05 am
# Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Next thing you know, niggas gonna be in the balls at chucky E cheese doing crunches & shit.
Niggas gonna be in the kiddie pool working on there upper body
Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on
WTF?
^^
hahahahahahahaha niggas should do pull ups off the edge of the roof…
but on some g shit iv seen them niggas and billz is right they do look like superheros lol that was funny
August 8th, 2008 at 9:06 am
i always find it hilarious when they show those al quaeda videos of them training and they’re just swinging across some monkey bars in ski masks. like thats gonna come in real useful when ur in a park and the fbi turned the ground into lava
August 8th, 2008 at 9:06 am
There’s a bunch of funny m’fukkas on Nah- without the comedy, there’s no point in clicking the site…ol’ Desk Comedy Jam lookin’ niggas…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:07 am
*Hands spotrusherz late pass*
I posted that in the thread like last week
Praise me!
^^
*sinister stare*
August 8th, 2008 at 9:08 am
lol @ pockets
August 8th, 2008 at 9:09 am
hahahahahahahaha niggas should do pull ups off the edge of the roof…
———-
LMAO ..
August 8th, 2008 at 9:09 am
spotrusherz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:07 am
*Hands spotrusherz late pass*
I posted that in the thread like last week
Praise me!
^^
*sinister stare*
***For what it’s worth, Bol, of all people, posted that shit like early last week, too..
August 8th, 2008 at 9:09 am
ive seen dudes training in the subway station, and they are mad brawlic too. they do pull ups on the signs, they do bench presses with the garbage cans, they do crunches on the middle of the platform and people gotta walk around them. they run laps up and down the platform, they do dumbell curls with peoples babies
August 8th, 2008 at 9:09 am
… whaddup Mayor … your points are well taken … but we aint bashing good health … we bashing the fact that some grown man posted a video featuring Cease’s biceps, lats, chest, and triceps … and the post stayed featured too long … this shit was NRLite material at best … and besides, im already in good shape … i’ll follow Men’s Health Magazine, before i accept Lil Cease as a personal trainer … and the Ravens suck … who they QB is ?? … who they coach is ??? … where is Jamal Lewis ?? (cleveland) … how OLD is Ray-Ray ?? …
Viking purple > Laker purple > LA Kings purple > Sacramento Kings purple > Ravens purple
^Points duly noted. Yeah, I didn’t really think about it from that angle because this is usually some NRLite type shit.
Not for nothin’ for but Cease > Men’s Health mag. Men’s Health is owned by rich crackers who have paid sponsers and ads to manipulate the belief that those products and regimens are effective. Cease is non-rich ninja who has somehow managed to relatively fit on a bodega diet and doing sprints from Maino. Point for Cease.
How dare you disrespect the REAL purple? With only 6 years under our belt we obtained a ring. Vikings? Them niggas better Ahmad Rashad or Lynn Swann… Vikings who actually went to Bowl games. Our RB hasn’t showed any promise, that’s fair. However the Black QB seems like he’ll be in the starting line-up over Boller a few times this year. And besides, since when has Ravens offense ever gotten us anywhere? Meanwhile the 1st year, 2nd year, and special teams played yesterday like they’re ready to prove something to the conference this year. And Ray-Ray could be 50 and lock down the top 3 offenses with his leadership.
I suggest you start respecting our Purple.
Also, Vikings purple colors are about 2 shades from lavender. Very suspect…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:10 am
niggas should do pull ups off the edge of the roof…
^lol. that would easily be the most gangster thing ive ever seen.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:11 am
i guarantee a super bowl ring for the Jets
August 8th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Not for nothin’ for but Cease > Men’s Health mag. Men’s Health is owned by rich crackers who have paid sponsers and ads to manipulate the belief that those products and regimens are effective. Cease is non-rich ninja who has somehow managed to relatively fit on a bodega diet and doing sprints from Maino. Point for Cease.
***LOL…Mens health is innovative, from time to time…I subscribe for tips (none) and shit, but I never use supplements or any or that shit…the media in general is owned by advertisers, though- subliminals and shit
August 8th, 2008 at 9:14 am
these dudes was got separated from there group on a safari…
after two hours of walking through the african plains they bump into a tribe..
the leader knowing some english told all 3 men that they had 2 choices
either DEATH or BUTAKAA
so they take the first dude….and they ask him
DEATH or BUTAKAA!!!!! …..dude says BUTAKAA and they rape him
they take the 2nd dude and ask him DEATH or BUTAKAA!!!! dude chooses BUTAKAA and they rape him
3rd dude seeing his two friends getting raped says fuck that and chooses death
the leader then yells DEATH BY BUTAKAA!!!!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 9:14 am
yo screw instructional dvds for working out, all u gotta do is pop in a copy of Enter the Dragon and get ur bruce lee on. practice ur kung fu moves while watching that shit and thats ur cardio right there.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:17 am
@ Billz and Joe- y’all going to this jawn?
http://www.939wkys.com/Article.asp?id=786290&spid=
August 8th, 2008 at 9:17 am
# pockets Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:14 am
yo screw instructional dvds for working out, all u gotta do is pop in a copy of Enter the Dragon and get ur bruce lee on. practice ur kung fu moves while watching that shit and thats ur cardio right there.
^^
LOL!
Instructional videos are soft porn… word to Denise Austen
August 8th, 2008 at 9:17 am
my workout video would be me in purple latex and a headband with those litle two-stair platform jawns going “Kick, Kick, Superkick, punch, thrust, step up, step down, read a book, superkick the book we dont need it, kick”
August 8th, 2008 at 9:20 am
My work out video would look somthing like the tupac video ‘i get around’
August 8th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on
^LMFAO!
I’m in this bitch DYINNNNNN!
August 8th, 2008 at 9:24 am
D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on
^LMFAO!
I’m in this bitch DYINNNNNN!
**Joe has said a couple of things today, that have literally had me crying laughing…”doing crunches in the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit”- LMFAO
August 8th, 2008 at 9:25 am
pull ups on the edge of the rooftop >>>
August 8th, 2008 at 9:26 am
LOL!
Instructional videos are soft porn… word to Denise Austen
***I be watching Kiana’s flex appeal on ESPN classic, in the morning sometimes, and not because I want to do bench presses on the beach, lol…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Joe is on a roll today…
Speaking of the Chuck E Cheese ball pit…that has to be one of themost fun yet unsanitary things to play in as a kid.
Oh, and when did Chuck E start serving liquor?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:55 am
barmastersxtreme.com/
*Runs to the bathroom*
*runs buckets of water in eyes*
Billz warn a brother before you up a link like that, I instantly clicked that shit off when it was 8 niggas doing god knows what on that lil ass jungle gym outside. Hoggin up the kids jungle gym like that. j/k All jokes aside, that’s very creative, ninjas always find a way to make something out of nothing.
*Does 98 diamond cuts with one leg in the air* (n/h)
^lmaooooooo
YO, the first time I seen that Barmasters clip I had to refresh the screen to make sure no 2 dudes were in no way on top of each other or had any type of homothug contact. I would’ve erased that shit off of my browser history.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Yo, the stone soul came fast as shit, to me, that always idicate the end is near, I didn’t go swimming, I clubbed it up at the beginning, no amusement parks (no fiddy) nothing, I went to the art scape tho, so it wasn’t a total bust (n/h)
Yeah, I guess i’ll be going
August 8th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Man, forget Chuck E. Cheese!!
My mother took me there one time and they said I was too big for the ball pit. [ll]
The best theng they had was skee ball and pizza. [Their pizza is really good from what I remember.]
The cheap animatronic band show was quite entertaining though.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:28 am
>>pull ups on the edge of the rooftop >>>
==
lol
August 8th, 2008 at 9:29 am
LF- I was looking at the Washington Post comics section today, and I think I need to become a comic strip author- I’ve got a decent sense of humor, and I’m a dope artist—whereas 99% of what you see in the “funnies” is halfassed garbage…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:30 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Joe is on a roll today…
Speaking of the Chuck E Cheese ball pit…that has to be one of themost fun yet unsanitary things to play in as a kid.
Oh, and when did Chuck E start serving liquor?
***WTF? Only in Philly, lol…the Chuck E Cheese in Largo is the ghettoest jawn, ever- pretty much a renovated food court with an arcade and a ball pit…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
i bet richard simmons is stronger than anyone , that dude got strength u dont get from lifting weights but the strength u get after u give birth to a child
August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:30 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Joe is on a roll today…
Speaking of the Chuck E Cheese ball pit…that has to be one of themost fun yet unsanitary things to play in as a kid.
Oh, and when did Chuck E start serving liquor?
***WTF? Only in Philly, lol…the Chuck E Cheese in Largo is the ghettoest jawn, ever- pretty much a renovated food court with an arcade and a ball pit…
^^^
LOL … apparently, many CECs serve beer.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.
“Hold up fam, 3 more reps and I’m good”
August 8th, 2008 at 9:35 am
pockets Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
i bet richard simmons is stronger than anyone , that dude got strength u dont get from lifting weights but the strength u get after u give birth to a child
***Everybody things they can punk a faggot- faggots are the most hardcore m’fukkas on earth…most men are scared to death of taking a dick in the ass, but they do that shit for fun (None to the Nth degree)- I think that was from Earthquake’s standup?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
August 8th, 2008 at 9:35 am
pockets Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
i bet richard simmons is stronger than anyone , that dude got strength u dont get from lifting weights but the strength u get after u give birth to a child
^WTF?! Lol
exercising your gay-like mind like Richard Simmons – Camel GOAT
August 8th, 2008 at 9:36 am
barmastersxtreme.com/
^DEAD DEAD DEAD
holy fuckking shit! did that muthafucka do like a 720 suicide plancha off the monkey bars with his legs in a scissor conformation
August 8th, 2008 at 9:36 am
i thought lil cease was a fat fuck tho???
August 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…
^^^^
Southeast, south-southeast, Southeast, south-southeast
*blasts DJ Flex*
August 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.
***LOL…man, I went to visit wifey’s people in SE (in the projects, across the street from a halfway house) for the 4th of July…I had to go to my car to get something, and lo and behold, some random niggas was sitting on my car hood with their kids, watching fireworks…I almost had a stroke/caught a charge…swear f’gawd, i felt like “Stanley” on “Friday”- “Get..off my freaking grass!!!!”—-I hit the alarm on my jawn, and ninjas scattered like roaches with the light on…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…
^ ^ ^
The fu*k are these places you going to?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:38 am
*Daps everyone*
August 8th, 2008 at 9:38 am
http://WWW.woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.COM
August 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.
“Hold up fam, 3 more reps and I’m good”
*Dies*
Niggas be putting they feet on the counter doing push ups in line at chic-fil-a, holding the line up & shit
August 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
PHENOMENON Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…
^ ^ ^
The fu*k are these places you going to?
***LOL…mostly in Washington, DC- in the Southeast section…shit is like nowhere else in the world…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
“Im Am The Unknown” By The Aliens……………somebody should sample this, i woud be incredible
Soulful Music > everything else
August 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Smoke something BiTcH
August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
THAT DUDE FROM BARMASTERS WAS IN THE SUPERMAN POSITION WITH JUST HIS PINKYS ON THE BAR AND HIS LEGS WERE PERFECTLY HORIZONTAL AND A SMALL CHILD WAS JUMPING ON HIS BACK…AND THEN HE STARTED TWISTING HIS LEGS LIKE A PRETZEL
August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
It woulda been weird, if Biggie had lived, followed Cease’s program, and got all diesel, like that one nigga from the Fat Boys? (none)
August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Am I the only one that gets shorted my McDonalds on a regular basis?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.
“Hold up fam, 3 more reps and I’m good”
*Dies*
Niggas be putting they feet on the counter doing push ups in line at chic-fil-a, holding the line up & shit
^LMFAO! Yo feet be all in the kethup buckets n’ shit.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:42 am
# pockets Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:36 am
barmastersxtreme.com/
^DEAD DEAD DEAD
holy fuckking shit! did that muthafucka do like a 720 suicide plancha off the monkey bars with his legs in a scissor conformation
^^^
Is it wrong that I’m getting slightly turned-on while watching this?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:43 am
**by
August 8th, 2008 at 9:43 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
It woulda been weird, if Biggie had lived, followed Cease’s program, and got all diesel, like that one nigga from the Fat Boys? (none)
^^^
Price Markie Dee?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:43 am
(edit) PRINCE markie Dee.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:44 am
u see ninjas pulling the manhole covers from out of the street and doing dips into the hole while holding the edge of the opening…cars would be swerving out of the way trying not to kill that guy
August 8th, 2008 at 9:44 am
THAT DUDE WAS DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE WHILE DOING A PUSHUP HOLY FUCKING SHIT
August 8th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Is it wrong that I’m getting slightly turned-on while watching this?
*Does 48 more diamond cuts*
*Looks in the mirror*
*Still looks the same*
Fuck it
*Sparks blunt*
August 8th, 2008 at 9:45 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.
***LOL…man, I went to visit wifey’s people in SE (in the projects, across the street from a halfway house) for the 4th of July…I had to go to my car to get something, and lo and behold, some random niggas was sitting on my car hood with their kids, watching fireworks…I almost had a stroke/caught a charge…swear f’gawd, i felt like “Stanley” on “Friday”- “Get..off my freaking grass!!!!”—-I hit the alarm on my jawn, and ninjas scattered like roaches with the light on…
^At least it wasn’t bunch of random thugs and you’re in front of a random chick’s crib where she is runnin’ her mouth talkin’ about, “they aint gonna do shit, I know them niggas”… now you out there for dolo thinkin’ that this heffa should STFU before it’s a ruckus in front of her house and you know damn well she aint helpin’.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:45 am
SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:43 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
It woulda been weird, if Biggie had lived, followed Cease’s program, and got all diesel, like that one nigga from the Fat Boys? (none)
^^^
Price Markie Dee?
***Prince markie dee was the lightskinned one, right? Not him- the one who did that “Champagne” video with Chris Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZqlX7mIh6U
August 8th, 2008 at 9:46 am
THE DUDE WAS IN PUSHUP POSITION THEN STARTED SHIFTING LEFT TO THE RIGHT AND DID THE WORM FORWARD AND REVERSE AND THEN DID THE HARLEM SHAKE WHILE STILL IN THE PUSHUP
August 8th, 2008 at 9:47 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
It woulda been weird, if Biggie had lived, followed Cease’s program, and got all diesel, like that one nigga from the Fat Boys? (none)
^^^
Price Markie Dee?
***Prince markie dee was the lightskinned one, right? Not him- the one who did that “Champagne” video with Chris Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZqlX7mIh6U
^^^
Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEJ6F_Uooqs
Classic Shit.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:47 am
THAT GUY DID DIAMOND PUSHUPS ON TOP OF A DYING MAN
August 8th, 2008 at 9:47 am
*does one push up*
August 8th, 2008 at 9:47 am
I think every scary movie was filmed in Southeast DC.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:47 am
# Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Is it wrong that I’m getting slightly turned-on while watching this?
*Does 48 more diamond cuts*
*Looks in the mirror*
*Still looks the same*
Fuck it
*Sparks blunt*
^^^
Don’t change Joe. I like you just the way you are, with your Tom Sawyer hat and the whole nine.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:49 am
i tryed doing pullups once in a bathroom stall off the door…but i slipped off and cracked my head on the toilet seat
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
one of my favorite exercise regiments: door in the bathroom behind the entrance door and whenever people try to come in and push the door back at them and scream is that the best u got. if u get really good u got like twenty dudes who need to pee pushing at the door
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
*farts*
*~*
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
bartendaz > barmasterz
good morning folks: icon, cazy, billz, joe, pockets, cici, g7, ghost, dblock, phenom, etc
August 8th, 2008 at 9:52 am
pockets Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
one of my favorite exercise regiments: door in the bathroom behind the entrance door and whenever people try to come in and push the door back at them and scream is that the best u got. if u get really good u got like twenty dudes who need to pee pushing at the door
***WTF? LOL
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
*stand in the bathroom
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
# D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
^^^^
You better work it out. Especially for how much their shit costs.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
hey, bay bay…mornian
August 8th, 2008 at 9:54 am
green eyes Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
bartendaz > barmasterz
good morning folks: icon, cazy, billz, joe, pockets, cici, g7, ghost, dblock, phenom, etc
^
*daps the honey bee*
August 8th, 2008 at 9:54 am
One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
^if they ask u to stop just flash ur Whole Foods Membership Discount Card
August 8th, 2008 at 9:55 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
# D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
^^^^
You better work it out. Especially for how much their shit costs.
***I’ve never been to whole foods- I should prolly check it out, though…Safeway does a decent job of stocking nutritious food, though…that, and the Amish market blicka…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am
*dude slips, breaks hip bone*
*some ghetto motherfucker runs up and starts doing lunges off his chest*
August 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am
…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
^ it kinda is… and relatively overpriced. I can get better organics at the farmers market. the ppl that shop there always tend to be in a pissy ass mood too. motherfuckers just need more cheeseburger and whole fat icecream in their lives
August 8th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Repercussions/effects of gentrification in DC
Whole Foods
baseball (lol)
dog parks
karaoke
no enforcement of public drinking laws in certain sections of the city (ie, Georgetown, Adams Morgan)
August 8th, 2008 at 9:58 am
green eyes Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
bartendaz > barmasterz
good morning folks: icon, cazy, billz, joe, pockets, cici, g7, ghost, dblock, phenom, etc
^^^
(sees iCon name first)
*muffled voice*
…u pretty muthafucka… (n/h)
August 8th, 2008 at 9:59 am
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:55 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
# D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
^^^^
You better work it out. Especially for how much their shit costs.
***I’ve never been to whole foods- I should prolly check it out, though…Safeway does a decent job of stocking nutritious food, though…that, and the Amish market blicka…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
^^
The Amish Market = crack.
Whole Foods is so expensive, its ridiculous. Trader Joe’s has their limits but Whole Foods, even for how good their food can be, ain’t cheap.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:59 am
pockets Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am
*dude slips, breaks hip bone*
*some ghetto motherfucker runs up and starts doing lunges off his chest*
***LOL…niggas with sick grandparents be doing pullups on their hospital beds, in the living room and shit
August 8th, 2008 at 10:00 am
green eyes Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am
…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
^ it kinda is… and relatively overpriced. I can get better organics at the farmers market. the ppl that shop there always tend to be in a pissy ass mood too. motherfuckers just need more cheeseburger and whole fat icecream in their lives
^^^
My word is BOND, i JUST ordered a Burger for Breakfast. (goes in)
August 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
My word is BOND, i JUST ordered a Burger for Breakfast. (goes in)
***My girl is always nagging me and shit-”why you eating a cheeseburger at 9:30 in the morning”, wah wah wah (c) Patrice O’Neal
August 8th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Don’t they usually have the Stone Soul in Druid Hill in B’more too?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:03 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
# D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
^^^^
You better work it out. Especially for how much their shit costs.
***I’ve never been to whole foods- I should prolly check it out, though…Safeway does a decent job of stocking nutritious food, though…that, and the Amish market blicka…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
^^
The Amish Market = crack.
Whole Foods is so expensive, its ridiculous. Trader Joe’s has their limits but Whole Foods, even for how good their food can be, ain’t cheap.
^^^
Fuck Whole Foods, aint NEVER a bad bitch in whole Foods, Just PorkChop Gut bitches, Moms who cant cook, Midlife Yuppie bitches & Fake treeHuggers.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:03 am
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
My word is BOND, i JUST ordered a Burger for Breakfast. (goes in)
***My girl is always nagging me and shit-”why you eating a cheeseburger at 9:30 in the morning”, wah wah wah (c) Patrice O’Neal
^ i cant do a burger that early, but cold pizza? anyday
LF: anyone see the pics of the opening ceremonies of the olympics yet? not for nothing, but China did it UP. i may actually tune in now
August 8th, 2008 at 10:04 am
yesterday i was with my squad and theres this nice bakery/food type joint near my school and they have a deal where from 7-8 pm all the cookies n brownies and other baked shit is half off. so we went and we were sitting on the bench outside just eating and we saw this dude walk up to the store and check his watch and it was like 7:30 and the dude did a fist pump and mouthed “yesss” i was like *deaddddddd* that dude is the man
August 8th, 2008 at 10:04 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
My word is BOND, i JUST ordered a Burger for Breakfast. (goes in)
***My girl is always nagging me and shit-”why you eating a cheeseburger at 9:30 in the morning”, wah wah wah (c) Patrice O’Neal
^^^
*daps iCon*
(yells across room to girl who ordered office breakfast)
…YO! Hur’UP with Dem Gattdamn Sammaches…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Yo, is there a farmer’s market in York, PA? Or an Amish market? And co-sign Greens that mofos that be in Whole Foods act like they got a problem or their shit don’t stink. Especially the heffas. Actin’ like they can’t say what up. Take your spinach dip and move the fuck outta my way before you get tripped.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Fuck Whole Foods, aint NEVER a bad bitch in whole Foods, Just PorkChop Gut bitches, Moms who cant cook, Midlife Yuppie bitches & Fake treeHuggers.
***Man, word is bond (c) 1987, there be some baaaaaaaaad ass honeys (c) 1989 in the Amish market, really, in the supermarket in general…prolly more dymes per capita, than any other place…there’s this scene in this stupid ass movie, can’t think of the name, but it stars that dude from “let’s go to prison”, where he anonymously buys women groceries, like niggas be buying drinks in a bar, then he starts macking on them at the checkout- dumb movie, but that scene was hilarious…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
I don’t fuck with cheese like that anymore, but cold pizza is crack. I don’t know what it is about it. Plus reheating pizza is disgusting.
Not for nothin’, but back in the day I used to eat cold Popeyes chicken too.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
# D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Yo, is there a farmer’s market in York, PA? Or an Amish market? And co-sign Greens that mofos that be in Whole Foods act like they got a problem or their shit don’t stink. Especially the heffas. Actin’ like they can’t say what up. Take your spinach dip and move the fuck outta my way before you get tripped.
^^^
There probably is. The one me and my Pops go to is in Burtonsville, MD.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
the dude walked out of the joint with a bag full of stuff and a huge smile on his face
August 8th, 2008 at 10:08 am
@ Billz- we got a farmer’s market in Upper Marlboro- good shit..there’s one in Anne Arundel county, too….
August 8th, 2008 at 10:08 am
…Applaud Mufuckas callin the Office phone… IM NOT TAKING CALLS COCKSUCKA… Catch me Monday, Bitch!
August 8th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Yo, where the fidduck is the Amish market? I’m sure you mean somewhere in PA but where.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
edit- Amish market in Upper Marlboro
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:08 am
@ Billz- we got a farmer’s market in Upper Marlboro- good shit..there’s one in Anne Arundel county, too….
^Bout to get my Google on. AA County is definitely more feasable. PG is 1.) too far, and 2.) stay gettin’ lost down that mofo. Madd confusing.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
pockets Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
the dude walked out of the joint with a bag full of stuff and a huge smile on his face
^^^
i see niggas do that shit alot in PA… Mufuckas in Penn, STAY jackin Groceries.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:10 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
edit- Amish market in Upper Marlboro
^^^
yea, niggas need a Address, put the shit in the Nav… What the address?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Applaud me, I haven’t touched alcohol in like 3 weeks…I think I’m through drinking for real- it’s not that fun, when nobody you know drinks, and the only m’fukkas you get to drink with are sad oldheads at cookouts and young cousins who always drink to much, and get sick..
August 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am
# SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
pockets Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
the dude walked out of the joint with a bag full of stuff and a huge smile on his face
^^^
i see niggas do that shit alot in PA… Mufuckas in Penn, STAY jackin Groceries.
^^^
Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am
CiCi… Burtonsville? Aw hell nah. That just sounds like some MoCo ish. Lol
August 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am
went to the club and met up with these females and one of them had the mean armpit sweat stains and had the mean armpit stains and i kept staring..
she was like what you wanna dance? i said nahhh im good
she said you sure?? i said yeah but you aint and pointed at her armpits…
she said so its hotttt and walked off…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am
# D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am
CiCi… Burtonsville? Aw hell nah. That just sounds like some MoCo ish. Lol
^^^
It is Mont. County LOL. Out in the boondocks.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am
SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:10 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
edit- Amish market in Upper Marlboro
^^^
yea, niggas need a Address, put the shit in the Nav… What the address?
***It’s on Brown Station Road, in the same buidling as this Papa John’s
5010 Brown Station Rd, Ste 140
Upper Marlboro, MD
Open Th, Fri, and Sat…like 7 am- 3pm
August 8th, 2008 at 10:14 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am
# SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
pockets Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
the dude walked out of the joint with a bag full of stuff and a huge smile on his face
^^^
i see niggas do that shit alot in PA… Mufuckas in Penn, STAY jackin Groceries.
^^^
Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.
^^^
See, PA is Ass Backwards… How ya’ll gonna have people who carries groceries, but u gotta Pump your own GAS… that’s ass backwards, sorry.
*jersey STAND UP*
August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
@ Billz- Upper Marlboro isn’t that far from you…I don’t know the exact distance, but Bowie’s only like 19 miles from BWI, and that’s the next neighboring town to UM
August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gKQ8paZ8Lc
^^
raise ya hand if you’re sure
August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Reheating pizza»»reheating chinesse
August 8th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.
^^^
See, PA is Ass Backwards… How ya’ll gonna have people who carries groceries, but u gotta Pump your own GAS… that’s ass backwards, sorry.
*jersey STAND UP*
^ the ppl here who carry the griceriesa re little old men trying to stretch their retirement money.. i feel bad letting them carry my stuff so i do it myself.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:17 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am
SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:10 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
edit- Amish market in Upper Marlboro
^^^
yea, niggas need a Address, put the shit in the Nav… What the address?
***It’s on Brown Station Road, in the same buidling as this Papa John’s
5010 Brown Station Rd, Ste 140
Upper Marlboro, MD
Open Th, Fri, and Sat…like 7 am- 3pm
^^^
gotta swing thru there when im goin to VA.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:17 am
sleep Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Reheating pizza»»reheating chinesse
***Yeah, Chinese food gets all greasy and shit, especially Egg Foo Yung (my shit)…LF, but dafuck they be making whatever you want, in like 10 minutes, and they got 100 items on the menu and 20 niggas in line (nope)?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:18 am
# SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:14 am
CiCi The Intern Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am
# SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
pockets Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
the dude walked out of the joint with a bag full of stuff and a huge smile on his face
^^^
i see niggas do that shit alot in PA… Mufuckas in Penn, STAY jackin Groceries.
^^^
Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.
^^^
See, PA is Ass Backwards… How ya’ll gonna have people who carries groceries, but u gotta Pump your own GAS… that’s ass backwards, sorry.
*jersey STAND UP*
^^^
You Jersey people are lazy. Everytime you come here, you don’t know how to pump your gas and I see you struggling, trying to figure it out. I’m nice enough to help people out but most of the time, you in trouble. Just drive over the bridge and get your gas in Camden.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:19 am
^ the ppl here who carry the griceriesa re little old men trying to stretch their retirement money.. i feel bad letting them carry my stuff so i do it myself.
***I’m paranoid, but whenever I see old men packing groceries, or homeless people, i jive wanna talk to them, to figure out what the fuck they did to end up like that, so that I can avoid a similar fate…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:19 am
no enforcement of public drinking laws in certain sections of the city (ie, Georgetown, Adams Morgan)
^Yo, muhfuckas in Adams Morgan past 10… it’s like a full moon comes out and everybody lose their fuckin’ mind.
Co-sign CS88 on the quality (or lack of) of heffas in Whole Foods.
lol @ pockets and the membership card.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:19 am
You Jersey people are lazy. Everytime you come here, you don’t know how to pump your gas and I see you struggling, trying to figure it out. I’m nice enough to help people out but most of the time, you in trouble. Just drive over the bridge and get your gas in Camden.
***LOL..shots fired
August 8th, 2008 at 10:19 am
green eyes Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.
^^^
See, PA is Ass Backwards… How ya’ll gonna have people who carries groceries, but u gotta Pump your own GAS… that’s ass backwards, sorry.
*jersey STAND UP*
^ the ppl here who carry the griceriesa re little old men trying to stretch their retirement money.. i feel bad letting them carry my stuff so i do it myself.
^^^
u dont think Ol’Men carry pistols & trick on young bitches? …u better watch dem niggas… (c: Escobar)
August 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
word icon, i used to fuck with shrimp egg foo yung heavy….
now its straight ribs or rib tips
August 8th, 2008 at 10:21 am
LOL @ this post breathing for so long, despite our early objections to the content….
August 8th, 2008 at 10:22 am
cosign icon, when im retired m not trying to ring up anyones griceries. FUUUUCk that.
crazy– thats possible too, i just meant i feel bad making them carry my case of water.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:23 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
@ Billz- Upper Marlboro isn’t that far from you…I don’t know the exact distance, but Bowie’s only like 19 miles from BWI, and that’s the next neighboring town to UM
^Damn… Bowie is a damn hike for me. Lol. I’ll make it out there ONLY if I can’t find one in PA.
83 > 295
But co-sign on Egg Foo Yung being the SHIT! Every now and then I’ll treat myself to shrimp egg foo yung or veggie egg foo yung. Greasy as hell but it’s madd filling.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:24 am
i dont like microwaving meat dishes, makes them too rubbery (no safe sex)
August 8th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Digital Scales Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
word icon, i used to fuck with shrimp egg foo yung heavy….
now its straight ribs or rib tips
***True story- I’ve only ordered something besides Egg Foo Yung or Steak and cheese at a carryout like twice, and I’ve been disappointed…why are the only good carryouts the joints in the hood, with the bulletproof glass and shit? LOL
August 8th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Digital Scales Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
word icon, i used to fuck with shrimp egg foo yung heavy….
^I think I’m gonna treat myself to a box of it near the end of the month.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:25 am
veggie fried rice/orange chicken >>>
August 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
the most ghetto carryout ever- Al’s Deli, near the Navy Yard..if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL
August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:25 am
veggie fried rice/orange chicken >>>
**Panda’s orange chicken is crack
August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
the most ghetto carryout ever- Al’s Deli, near the Navy Yard..if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL
^^^
Thats where the whores be @…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
D. Billz Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:25 am
veggie fried rice/orange chicken >>>
**Panda’s orange chicken is crack
^^^
Nigga u eatin Kats.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
egg fo use to be my shit, now it’s shrimp lo mein, or seafood fried rice,
August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
the most ghetto carryout ever- Al’s Deli, near the Navy Yard..if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL
^^^
Thats where the whores be @…
***LOL…that’s where I work at, right now—if I threw a rock, I could hit the Nationals Stadium; I park in the Nats lot every day…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
egg fo use to be my shit, now it’s shrimp lo mein, or seafood fried rice,
***I’m mad finicky with my food (no cats), especially when it comes to eating out—I have like one or two standbys at every restaurant I go to..
August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
anybody here ever serve jury duty?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Digital Scales Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
anybody here ever serve jury duty?
***ignore the summons- how can they prove you got it, if it’s not by registered mail..I’m sayin…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Digital Scales Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
anybody here ever serve jury duty?
^nope, but if they ask you, tell em you got beat up by the police or something, or you don’t agree with what the police stand for, they’ll drop you like a bad habit (c) 90′s slang
August 8th, 2008 at 10:32 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
the most ghetto carryout ever- Al’s Deli, near the Navy Yard..if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL
^^^
Thats where the whores be @…
***LOL…that’s where I work at, right now—if I threw a rock, I could hit the Nationals Stadium; I park in the Nats lot every day…
^^^
aint no REAL strips, like it used to be in Jersey…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
egg fo use to be my shit, now it’s shrimp lo mein, or seafood fried rice,
^Yo… what these other mofos in here know about that Yat Gaw Mein (pronounced “yock-uh-me”, lol). I asked around and that shit seems like it’s sold exclusively in B’more. People think that it’s lo mein noodles but it’s not. It has to be the most ghetto Asian cuisine of all time.
“Yeah… and can I get an extra egg?”
“Nah, only a lil’ bit of ketchup”
“Not too many onions”
August 8th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Has anyone had a chesse steak egg roll?
I only had one, got it at this spot on north ave, I was a lil drunk, & it sounds like it would taste horrible, but that night ch/stk egg roll = instant crack
August 8th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Digital Scales Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
anybody here ever serve jury duty?
^nope, but if they ask you, tell em you got beat up by the police or something, or you don’t agree with what the police stand for, they’ll drop you like a bad habit (c) 90’s slang
^
But don’t they charge you a fee if you say no?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:34 am
# Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Digital Scales Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
anybody here ever serve jury duty?
^nope, but if they ask you, tell em you got beat up by the police or something, or you don’t agree with what the police stand for, they’ll drop you like a bad habit (c) 90’s slang
^ or flip and go the other way and talk about how you like judging other and people need to punished more severely, and you hate whatever race the defendant is because they’re all killers/crooks/etc
August 8th, 2008 at 10:34 am
word icon thats what i was thinkin.. them niggas sent me 3 notices…
haha word joe…or tell them ill convict all white and light skinned people
(no cmac)
August 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
if you have to tell the world your diet to feel important… youre not really that important….. unless youre the IC’s…..
all your egg mccheesefryburger are belong to us.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
# Joe 88 Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Has anyone had a chesse steak egg roll?
I only had one, got it at this spot on north ave, I was a lil drunk, & it sounds like it would taste horrible, but that night ch/stk egg roll = instant crack
^^^
They are. Pizza Egg Rolls are hella nasty.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
(EATS)
…SAY WORD BITCH!! …MY BURGER IS HERE &&&& THE BITCH IS WELL DONE AS REQUESTED!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
real talk the chinese restaurants here make better tostones than the latinos
August 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Thats where the whores be @…
***LOL…that’s where I work at, right now—if I threw a rock, I could hit the Nationals Stadium; I park in the Nats lot every day…
^^^
aint no REAL strips, like it used to be in Jersey…
**they’re “gentrifying” the hell outta this area…word to the strip clubs- Nexxus Gold and Club 55, being demolished for apartments and condo developments…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
But don’t they charge you a fee if you say no?
^ no. although in some places they’ll pay you $30 or so for being there all day
August 8th, 2008 at 10:37 am
in nyc they wanna throw you in jail, but if them niggas got the time to keep sending jury duty papers to my mothers house fuck em
August 8th, 2008 at 10:38 am
>>they’re “gentrifying” the hell outta this area…
i used to live by mt. vernon sq when i was a kid and the last time i drove through there, in like 2005, i almost cried (n/h) at how different it was. i couldn’t even recognize it. lol i miss the prostitutes and red tops in the gutter, those days are gone forever. and that was 3 years ago, i’m sure now it’s even more different
August 8th, 2008 at 10:38 am
**pours out a little Starbucks, for the Anacostia that used to be…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:39 am
hip hop cops Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:38 am
>>they’re “gentrifying” the hell outta this area…
i used to live by mt. vernon sq when i was a kid and the last time i drove through there, in like 2005, i almost cried (n/h) at how different it was. i couldn’t even recognize it. lol i miss the prostitutes and red tops in the gutter, those days are gone forever. and that was 3 years ago, i’m sure now it’s even more different
***If you want a real shock, hit up Gallery Place/Chinatown…that bitch looks like Georgetown, now…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:39 am
# hip hop cops Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
real talk the chinese restaurants here make better tostones than the latinos
^^
they flip it crazy too, they just take them out the frier and smash them with the side of the butchers knife…
i aint never seeen no boricua do that
August 8th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Chinese people= the GOATS of making delicious food in >10 minutes
August 8th, 2008 at 10:42 am
>>hit up Gallery Place/Chinatown…
god and U st… that place was the fucking wild west when i was a teenager. you come up out of the metro at 5pm and hear gunshots a few blocks away. now it’s like cafes and shit. never thought i’d see that.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:42 am
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:39 am
hip hop cops Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:38 am
>>they’re “gentrifying” the hell outta this area…
i used to live by mt. vernon sq when i was a kid and the last time i drove through there, in like 2005, i almost cried (n/h) at how different it was. i couldn’t even recognize it. lol i miss the prostitutes and red tops in the gutter, those days are gone forever. and that was 3 years ago, i’m sure now it’s even more different
***If you want a real shock, hit up Gallery Place/Chinatown…that bitch looks like Georgetown, now…
^^
YES! But please tell those teenagers to get the fuck out of my way when I’m walking down the street. I almost got in a fight with one of those man-broads.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:46 am
god and U st…
***LOL…word to Bens Chili bowl..
August 8th, 2008 at 10:47 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Chinese people= the GOATS of making delicious food in >10 minutes
^^^
…thats the most Racist Shit ever…lol (c: Dave Chappelle)
August 8th, 2008 at 10:56 am
*Pig crickets*
August 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am
…what the Fuck made John Lennon so cool? (after the beatles) FUCK that imagine Song too!
August 8th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Pig meaning food and the police
August 8th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Ghost Writer Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Pig meaning food and the police
^^^
WWRRRROSS!
August 8th, 2008 at 11:08 am
*monotone*
This is exactly how I want to start my day, with a big ole bucket of Lil Cease…
August 8th, 2008 at 11:09 am
if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL
^lol
August 8th, 2008 at 11:12 am
This is exactly how I want to start my day, with a big ole bucket of Lil Cease…
***AYO?
August 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am
This is exactly how I want to start my day, with a big ole bucket of Lil Cease…
***AYO?
^^^^^^
I guess I should have captioned that twice, the *monotone* caption meant I was not even halfway serious, which I figured would prevent me from having to put *sarcastically* as a caption
August 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
YES! But please tell those teenagers to get the fuck out of my way when I’m walking down the street. I almost got in a fight with one of those man-broads.
^^^^
You mean the yungins’ with the dreads, 28 Slims on (jeans be so tight they can get their leg pregant), and the Dunks, Vans, Creative Recreation shoes etc… you talking about those 80′s babys? When we were that young we HAD to wear 28 slims (Lee’s) cause it wasn’t really no other choices (Shoutout to MORTONS). But these bammas where them for fun. WTF! Just because you’re a 80′s borderline 90′s baby doesn’t mean you have to dress like it. Leave the Parasuco Jeans to the FEMALES! “Take advantage Craig, take advantage!” (c) Smokey
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