…that gotta be some kinda sexy shit, a broad ride’n the tool & blowin the trees in ya face, slow, nigga catchin contact & shit… & she just ride’n & puffin…
…yea… some ankle suckin 4sure…
But it’s the simp ass niggas over the years that have broken the rules of the Mack Handbook and are probably part of the reason oil prices are so high because they gas these heffas beyond reality. They heffas just like ANY other heffa. Fix ya bop.
^CHURCH *pulls out handbook*
*wrinkled and tethered*
*passes along to a young’n with mack qualities but needs direction*
From April 2007 through April 2008, Crooked I, a hip hop veteran, has enjoyed the best year of his career. Why? Because every Tuesday night, he made it a priority to record a new freestyle at his studio, The Mint Room, in Glendale, Calif. He used his MySpace page to take requests from fans to rap over popular beats like Rihanna’s “Umbrella” (Week 5), The Game’s “Put You On The Game” (Week 42), and Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” (Week 51). By Wednesday, each new song was uploaded to his Dynasty Entertainment Group’s Web site (dynastyentgroup.com) and offered as a free download.
Before long, it was posted to popular sites like Dub CNN (dubcnn.com) and Nah Right (nahright.com), and for the first time in a long time, the slick-talking rapper had both an audience and accolades from the rap community, including a glowing endorsement from DJ King Tech of Los Angeles’ fabled “The Wake Up Show.”
“It took 52 weeks,” the 30-year-old rapper says calmly before putting some attitude behind his words. “Fifty-two weeks for [King Tech] to say, ‘Hey, if you take away all the money, the platinum plaques, the success from the clothing companies and you just listen to the lyrics, I can’t tell you who is better: Crooked I or Jay-Z.’ Me [being] online and bringing something quality week after week made this guy spark up.”
July 16th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I’d smash all these heffas in a baby pool on the front lawn.
^but the conundrum is that they wouldnt smash u
^Why? Is it because they got money? Sheeeit, if Bouncy was just another Houston chick, I’d probably bag her on some OT shit. Alicia Keys had madd acne so all I would’ve had to do is show interest in hip hop and boost up her self-esteem. Rihanna? West Indian women are a lil’ more stern, but I’d had that big ass forehead face down in a pillow. Keyshia? I don’t know. Me and hood chicks bump heads a lot. My clothes are schmedium these days and I’m clean cut. I aint tryin’ to do no extra shit to impress her. But I’d roll up on her at a club though. Then again, I’m basing that hood interaction soley on B’more chicks, i.e. the hardest out. Fuck what Styles P. sayin’.
BigHomie… aint shit bred’ren. Contemplating the rest of my week. Supposed to head up to the Apple on Friday. But I gotta put in those internship hours. That means I would have to drive to the Greyhound station as SOON as I get off and catch the next bus leavin’ if I plan to hit up this party.
This video is the exact reason I dont wife Spanish chicks and the song is the exact reason I dont fuck with mazzi.
He’s got some good ideas but TERRIBLE execution.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
*farts*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Mickey Factz, then Mazzi? …Crooked I post in
5…
4…
3…
2…
July 16th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
*still thinks of Badu*
…that gotta be some kinda sexy shit, a broad ride’n the tool & blowin the trees in ya face, slow, nigga catchin contact & shit… & she just ride’n & puffin…
…yea… some ankle suckin 4sure…
July 16th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Whether your fat or slim, bubble your ting
Fellas if you need help, use ginseng
^I swear I played that shit over and over off of the Carnival album.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
But it’s the simp ass niggas over the years that have broken the rules of the Mack Handbook and are probably part of the reason oil prices are so high because they gas these heffas beyond reality. They heffas just like ANY other heffa. Fix ya bop.
^CHURCH *pulls out handbook*
*wrinkled and tethered*
*passes along to a young’n with mack qualities but needs direction*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
payola
July 16th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
D. Billz Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Whether your fat or slim, bubble your ting
Fellas if you need help, use ginseng
^I swear I played that shit over and over off of the Carnival album.
^^^
*daps The Mayor*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
mazerati fox > mazzi
*straight grill*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
From April 2007 through April 2008, Crooked I, a hip hop veteran, has enjoyed the best year of his career. Why? Because every Tuesday night, he made it a priority to record a new freestyle at his studio, The Mint Room, in Glendale, Calif. He used his MySpace page to take requests from fans to rap over popular beats like Rihanna’s “Umbrella” (Week 5), The Game’s “Put You On The Game” (Week 42), and Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” (Week 51). By Wednesday, each new song was uploaded to his Dynasty Entertainment Group’s Web site (dynastyentgroup.com) and offered as a free download.
Before long, it was posted to popular sites like Dub CNN (dubcnn.com) and Nah Right (nahright.com), and for the first time in a long time, the slick-talking rapper had both an audience and accolades from the rap community, including a glowing endorsement from DJ King Tech of Los Angeles’ fabled “The Wake Up Show.”
“It took 52 weeks,” the 30-year-old rapper says calmly before putting some attitude behind his words. “Fifty-two weeks for [King Tech] to say, ‘Hey, if you take away all the money, the platinum plaques, the success from the clothing companies and you just listen to the lyrics, I can’t tell you who is better: Crooked I or Jay-Z.’ Me [being] online and bringing something quality week after week made this guy spark up.”
July 16th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
This is pretty dope. Brought back alot of memories
July 16th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
@ 0:55 she would have caught a backhand.
*references mack handbook*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Mazzi bought that folding table that his decks are on from Home Depot. I have the same one. haha
July 16th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
the Carnival album
^ anybody got that? nation? hatemenow@gmail.com
July 16th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
pockets Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I’d smash all these heffas in a baby pool on the front lawn.
^but the conundrum is that they wouldnt smash u
^Why? Is it because they got money? Sheeeit, if Bouncy was just another Houston chick, I’d probably bag her on some OT shit. Alicia Keys had madd acne so all I would’ve had to do is show interest in hip hop and boost up her self-esteem. Rihanna? West Indian women are a lil’ more stern, but I’d had that big ass forehead face down in a pillow. Keyshia? I don’t know. Me and hood chicks bump heads a lot. My clothes are schmedium these days and I’m clean cut. I aint tryin’ to do no extra shit to impress her. But I’d roll up on her at a club though. Then again, I’m basing that hood interaction soley on B’more chicks, i.e. the hardest out. Fuck what Styles P. sayin’.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
mazerati fox > mazzi
^wait ur kidding, they arent the same person
*b-boy stance*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
*dapz Nahggers*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
LOL at Billz
What’s going on Billz?
July 16th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
*daps Soljah Billz*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRMh3HDRd2I
July 16th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
*Strolls In*
*Adjust Tie*
*Makes sure bottm left pant leg cuff isnt inside out again*
*Sits Down*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
…this broad turns me on, im ready 2 suck some twat.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
BigHomie… aint shit bred’ren. Contemplating the rest of my week. Supposed to head up to the Apple on Friday. But I gotta put in those internship hours. That means I would have to drive to the Greyhound station as SOON as I get off and catch the next bus leavin’ if I plan to hit up this party.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
LF: went the the mall yesterday and
bought a Niggercopped “untitled” even though basically the whole album leaked.*plays fried chicken*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
*terrorist fist jabs billz*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
yo billz the conundrum is they DO have lots of money so they could get a richer version of u like Redman or Lionel richie
July 16th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Billz – Damn on a Friday? Good luck
July 16th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
wow billz skippin states just for a party…
July 16th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
>>Supposed to head up to the Apple on Friday.
keep your eyes open and your wallet in your front pocket.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
# Dem Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
*terrorist fist jabs billz*
^ thats just sounds like rape
July 16th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
wtf is happening here??
July 16th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Supposed to head up to the Apple on Friday.
keep your eyes open and your wallet in your front pocket.
^werdlyfe werdlyfe, they dont know u up here yedigg?
July 16th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
pockets Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
yo billz the conundrum is they DO have lots of money so they could get a richer version of u like Redman or Lionel richie
^ *gets off that punk smooth shit*
*has a fiesta… forever*
July 16th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Gym class hero’s did this so much better naming every Emo band under the sun.
Besides Mazzi is horrible.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
This video is the exact reason I dont wife Spanish chicks and the song is the exact reason I dont fuck with mazzi.
He’s got some good ideas but TERRIBLE execution.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
i dont know why but i can never even get all the way through one of his songs.. never feelin
July 16th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Did he ever get back at Mic Terror?
July 16th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
# A.M. Kush Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Gym class hero’s did this so much better naming every Emo band under the sun.
Besides Mazzi is horrible.
^ Mazzi is a buster, dude needs to go back to fetching coffee for the label execs.