^CHURCH *pulls out handbook*
*wrinkled and tethered*
*passes along to a young’n with mack qualities but needs direction*

^all bowling balls have a thin layer of copper which lotion would oxidize, rusting the bowling ball down to a corroded, green, jabby surface that would most likely scar the person handling it.

July 16th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
>>Badu has too much fucking hair.

^as long as its not body hair, who cares??

^^^
…Man… if she started singin Other Side Of The Game in my ear, like on her Live CD, Shit… i’ll pay childsupport too, fuck it…

…She probly like like to smoke weed in rollin papers in the bed… she got a ass like she like to fuck slow & Puff @ the same time…

*drools*

…yea, im payin child support, fuck it.

*standing ovation*

who would win?

i dunno…andre got that pink gun but that shit prolly shoots feathers out and common looks brawlic in those gap v-necks

^as long as its not body hair, who cares??

July 16th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
>>I’m just not buying all these niggas on this sight loving the “nubian/real” type of chicks. First ms badu isnt a chickenhead, then chilli > bey? Naw my dude. I think niggas like the “down to earth” looking chick because in the mans mind there easier to approach, get along with, while when you see a beyonce you would think there stuck up or all on themself, making you judge the book by its cover w/o really knowing the girl. We all got our favorites, but some of the comments are based on shock value

*applauds*

*forwards to Billz*

^ *sees eskay’s name*

*marks as Spam*

First of all, what’s wrong with smashin’ hoodrats? Second of all, I do like the more “natural” looking sisters (that can pull it off), but contrary to popular belief they are more stuck-up, classist, and pompous than many of the so-called “regular” or round-the-way filets. Most importantly, I deal with percentages and there’s a rampant amount of heffas that still think they are entitled to “lightskin privilege”, i.e. colorism. I treat/act accordingly when in their presence and will probably ignore her if her aura screams “look at me, smell my shit, drink my bathwater.” It has nothin’ to do with my confidence or “game” because I’m smoother than lotion on a bowling ball. But it’s the simp ass niggas over the years that have broken the rules of the Mack Handbook and are probably part of the reason oil prices are so high because they gas these heffas beyond reality. They heffas just like ANY other heffa. Fix ya bop.

With that being said… I’d smash all these heffas in a baby pool on the front lawn.

Bouncy, Ri, Keysh, Keys, etc.

Dem Says:

July 16th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
rhianna looks like she belongs in a wax museum. i feel like i’d pass her the trees and she’d melt half her face off.

^^^
she whip that islandGal pussy pon u, u’ll sing a new Tune.

^ oh no doubt. basically, i’m just saying i wouldnt pass her the trees.

Badu has too much fucking hair.

^^^^^

I thought Erykay was bald

She wears alot of wigs if I’m not mistaken

^lolll this comes after u “putting ur dick on the screen”

^^^^

*Speechless*

Dem Says:

July 16th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
rhianna looks like she belongs in a wax museum. i feel like i’d pass her the trees and she’d melt half her face off.

^^^
she whip that islandGal pussy pon u, u’ll sing a new Tune.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ah-lie

Plus she’s Bajan, so you know she can fry up some sweet festival in the morning with breakfast

Thats a no-lose situation

why they think i changed for a girl

thats all.

July 16th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
erykah was coming thru with bags from the salvation army on some “this would look nice on you” shit and he ate it up.

^oh my lord this comment is so on point

http://www.snicka.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/common-erykah.jpg

^^^
i talk shit about Ol’Girl, but on her good days, her Body is bangin, tall, bubble ass & round big tits. …i aint into tha treehugger shit thou…